Thread 151600904

Crybaby edition

Poor poor mad quitter bitch Tomala.

this is the thread b

Literal toddler LMFAO

>gane collects the treasured round 1 aspinall data and makes his escape to prepare for the real fight
we've never seen this level of gameplanning

Tomala's diaper filled up too fast and he needed papa to change him

Another thread full of brown people crying about not being allowed to cheat

Reminder Gane kicked Jon in the dick in the first 5 seconds of the fight and Jon didnt quit. Just got a little rest then continued the fight.

Volkov and Pablobitch lost to THAT?

>la derniere chance
au revoir, ma chance

Soon.

>got outstruck
>got his nose wonked
>got his panic takedown stuffed
>quit
KWAB

GaneSCHOLARS just can't stop winning.

It was no weidman but it was solid form

parker vs wardley starting right now heem
it will be kino and make up for that bullshit

>gets promoted into being champion without actually earning it after beating a bunch of fat bums
>finally fights someone who can actually fight
>gets nose busted
>fails takedown
>gases out
>quits after a foul that happens multiple times every card
anyone who still believes this guy is some sort of generational talent is fucking retarded.

Kinda fascinating how many people here can't handle second-order consequences of things like "people will cheat if you let them cheat"

>>151600948
OHHHHHHH HE'S HURT

okay but for real tom was grieving over the wrong eye

>>151601045
>ugly retarded freak
kek
did you make that image? you seem a little bit autistic but you have the right spirit

aw it's so sad that I can't be a cheating eye poking nigger and expect no points taken and the rule abiding white man to keep fighting.

>beats THE blaydes for the vacnt title
>talks mad shit for months about being the baddest man on the planet
>gets his face mashed by a jab on his first 'defence' and gasses hard
>pleads for a stoppage after forgetting which eye hes supposed to be blind in
>gets told by doctor theres no injury and to get up and stop crying
>cries because the crowd is booing him for faking an injury
what a fucking faggot kek

UFC has no heart or soul.

Did this performance warrant a title shot?

It's kinda sad to know that every single englishman knows deep inside that their man quit. I tell you, the english are very proud people so this is no doubt sending the entire nation into a spiral of anguish that is unprecedented.

>>151601134
Didn't Andreas Gustaffson quit in his last fight after taking no damage at all?

>>151601128
it warrants an eye poke from bon gamin

>>151601134
he gave up against a frenchman. let that sink in

>>151601128
he should win one more but i'm not against the merab rematch now because there would be no one else for merab to fight

>>151601128
He should have been on umar like white on rice at that moment, royal fuckup from him

This image speaks volumes...

>>151601128
When they're hurt, brazzas will always fall back on being cock sucking faggots and sniffing their opponent's balls. It's in their DNA.

>>151601170
He was half Danish i'm afraid.

>>151601170
you'll have to insult somalia or iraq to get anywhere close to his home country

asspinal is a quiter

>>151601128
no it was shitty ass decision but he will get a title shot off that.

ONE won

Tom just lost all of his 400 fans I fear

>Jones ran from THIS
UFC Heavyweight has been a joke for 5 years

>>151601177
not quite french

>>151600904 (OP)
>confront the BADDEST man on the planet
>poke him in the eye once
>he gives up and submits

Holy based.. I could stop the baddest man on the planet… kek

>jon winning the story from beyond the fucking grave
HE JUST CAN’T STOP WINNING

>>151601248
Gane is quintessentially french and I'm dead serious

>>151601210
So he doesn't even have any fighters? Then his comment makes even more sense, Somali women too busy getting fucked by European men

It does feel a bit British to take advantage of some bureaucratic procedural nonsense to win a fight. Sort of like how it seems weirdly French for their guy to be a cheating mulatto.

>>151601285
Jones ran from someone who quit at the first eye poke and got tagged by the corpse of Stipe
All heavyweights are trash

JEETS CANNOT FIGHT

gun to your head who wins the rematch?

Fighters that would beat Tom
>any version of Jones
>any version of Fedor (including bellator fedor)
>Prime Cain
>Reem for most of his career except the last part
>Prime Lesnar
>Prime JDS
>post lewis Ngannou
>Prime Schaub
>Prime Josh Barnett
>2002-03 Bob Sapp
there's probably more

come on guys post Jon's twitter. I know he's posting from 5 devices at the same time.

>>151601116
the doctor said xher's globe was fine

>>151601190
Talbott after he heems cejudo

>>151601345
JON MEAT

>>151601170
Ah, anger. The second stage.

>>151601345
tom will open with a devastating eye poke

God FUCKING damn nigga did you really have to try to scoop his eyeball completely out of socket or what motherfucker? Holy fucking shit Gane, for real? Have some fucking dignity for yourself at LEAST, who the fuck does that?

De Ridder-esque performance from Tom

>>151601358
Even cro cop (schaub's victim) would beat him

>>151601378
dana fucking hates tom lol

>>151601378
tomalabros... what did UFC president Dana White mean by this?

Kwab

>>151601378
KWABOTY

jon jones wins the rematch
screencap this

>>151601391
Where's the anger? He did quit didn't he? Yes or no?

>>151601378
you heard it from the man himself
Tom quit

Tom has already peaked at 32 years old. This isnt the same Tom that everyone thought would beat Jones. Expect a losing streak from him from now on.

Tom couldn't even land a single clean shot.

Shamil Gaziev cleans out these bums

>>151601428
yeah i forgot Cro cop
ofc

I SAY TOMALA, YOU SAY KWAB
TOMALA

>>151601378
OHNONONO

damn, umar vs merab 2 upcoming or some shit

hot take: i don't think gane did the poke on purpose
being a cheating french nigger faggot does not change the fact that if you're a fighter who prioritizes fluid movement, clenching your fist stiffens your kinetic chain and makes it much more difficult to move as effectively
you really can't blame the fighters for these eyepokes, the UFC is 100% at fault for not implementing curved gloves
>just become stiff and slow down your movement by 15% bro
>put yourself in the wrong position and get knocked out bro
please fix the gloves

Tom was down 1, broken nose, couldn't find his mark. The trajectory of that fight was obvious to everyone with the eyes to see it, Tom included.

>>151601489
KWAB!!!

>>151601413
fingers didn't go past the eyelids lol watch in slow motion lol tomala is a pussy who wanted out cuz he was getting jabbed in the nose lol

>Tom didn't get to activate his fighting spirit. >Blackie intentionally rakes the eyes multiple times throughout the fight to get another title shot

I'm glad I'm paying 24.99/m for Paramount + in the best country in the world.

>>151601378
OH NO NO NO HOW MANT L's CAN TOMALA SISTERS TAKE????

There's many ways to say "I don't want to fight" and getting eye poked is one of them.

just rewatched the fight 49 times
holy fuck Gane nuked that retard

I would've just moved out of the way

>>151601501
We are coming for our belt

So how do we rate UFC 321: Dern vs. Jandiroba?

Getting poked in the wrong eye is a way of quitting.

Pokes his eye, keeps pushing fingers into his other eye then pushes both deeper and hooks his fingers like his skull was a fucking Bowling Ball. I mean holy shit buddy, you should be tied up and lashed 50 times with a bull whip. Subhuman mother fucker.

I know you don't actually hold that opinion. Because it's either that or you're retarded.

>>151601378
What a terrible day to be english

if it is endurable, then endure it

>>151601530
u just love it when an english cunt makes himself look bad on tv don't u m8

>>151601561
>"we", "our"
>UK flag
checks out

Dern is high on her win and wont sleep for hours
Imagine what her fella is in for tonight

>>151601578
Even in that picture you can see that he gets poked in both eyes

>>151601378
>taking literally anything dana says as a valid argument
god people on here really are morons aren't they

Bisping would have continued

>>151601378
I haven't been this happy since Poatan gadooshed lil' Ank

oh happy day

poor lil wht boy

>>151601631
Every champ and challengesr before has continued
Tomala is the biggest bitch in the sport

>OH ME NOSE IS BLEEDING MATE OH NOOOOOO ME EYE ! ME FOOKEN EYE ! PLEASE REF SAVE ME ! THAT GANE LAD IS FOOKEN BEATING ME UP MATE AAAAH ME EYE !!
Ciryl won the story

>>151601637
You were rooting for Gane to have a third unsuccessful title shot?

Jon was afraid of that?

Tom panic wrestled one minute in and didn't even come close

poofc heavyweight champion tom jamaine sterling

>>151601616
They're making shit up, don't respond to bait

>>151601673
it was a tactical decision on Tom's side
fucking disappointing and looks bad, but he chose to fight him on fair terms in the rematch

>>151601448
Honestly... I was expecting it to be worse. He really doesn't have that dog in him does he?

>>151601597
>loses and retires
yeah brilliant curryleaf advice

>>151601378
What a retard

Enjoy losing millions of dollars, dumb fuck

Anyone else think something was wrong with Tom tonight? Even his walkout to the octagon looked off

>>151601715
Gonna cry?

>>151601610
Genuinely such a lucky guy, bet she’s bouncing off his cock like a lunatic rn

>>151601734
tomala looked shook by Gane's aura the whole week

Ciryl Won, the story, the fight, the heat, everything

>>151601429
Haven't you seen the retard shit they've been saying lately?
"I will vacate the belt for my bull, mate"
"I want my son (aspinal) to not sign a new contract when this one ends and go to box, mate"

Prime Fedor would have gadooshed Tomb

>>151601616
You can see that he doesn’t get poked in the right eye, actually. The same eye he says he is blind in. Cope harder British faggot

Tom is a sneaky fucker. just like how he "accidently" leaked DC talking shit about people. he saw the fight wasn't going his way and took the first out he could.

>>151601561
You are genetically closest to Indians, Paki rat.

>>151601734
first title defense

TRVKE TRVKE TRVKE!!!!

>>151601734
Mindbroken by Gane

Tom saw gane's footwork and realized he was locked inside the cage with a combat genius. Can you blame him for taking the easy way out?

>>151601752
Gane disfigured this mentally ill freak

>>151601378
company man gane simply does what he's told
tommy boy flew too close to the sun

>>151601769
>video showing both eyes get poked
>uhhh you can acktually see he uhhhh doesnt get poked!!
what a dumb faggot KWAB

Jon Jones duck pfp on X has a pirate patch now.
Our response tommysisters?

Jon seething that he didn't take the Tom fight now that he knows how weak to eye pokes he is

>>151601358
Nigga forgot the greatest HW of all time.

>>151601734
probably the diaper

So we know now without any doubt that Jones would've heemed Aspinall
Which leads on to the actual truth.
What Jones said which was he didn't want the Aspinall fight because of all the negativity it would bring (from Guru)
He as a proud black man didn't want to lower himself to that level.
His dignity was more important than money
So you can partly thank guru for the state of the HW division. Was it worth it?

>>151601807
>can literally see that the right eye is not even being poked in that very image

How big of a delusional coping faggot can you be?

this shitposting is just dull

Gane took everything from Tom with one hand

levels

>>151601792
Gane was explaining Deleuze and Guattari via telepathy as he was dancing around Tom and busting his nose. The man is a warrior philosopher and a master of psychokinesis on top of it. You can't blame Tom for giving up.

By the way, everything changes in a bat of an eye in this sport. Couple hours ago Tom was the unbeatable baddest man on earth. Now we see these kind of comments >>151601778 and he didn't even lost officially (he was gonna tho).

>>151601772
Tomala was busted up. Gane was not.

Merabussy was busted up. Umdaddy was not.

>>151601735
Piss your pants? Shit and cum maybe?

have you ever been fingered by a fighter before?

>>151601849
gane was crying on the floor

Why are Frenchman such subhuman faggots?

>tom didnt do the post fight press conference
KEK
E
K

>>151601827
I have Fedor on the list

>>151601864
Post Islam's face after the first Volk fight

honestly it was bitchmade move but totally valid decision. his opponent already had an edge at striking. both eyes getting heemed would cut his chances in half.

3rd fight in a row umar drops to the floor after a glancing shot

>>151601840
now we have to wait until 2027 for them to fight again and it will probably be a double eyepoke dq or Tomala will get dizzy and spit-up on himself

>>151601864
>Umdaddy was not.
Merab received few bruises, healed in few months and won 2 more fights.
Poomar broke inbred bones and almost got knocked out by BAUTISTA.
Levels, Paki rat.

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo imagine picking these as your boys in 2017 and getting roalsted for it on heem then they all end up being champions. its like the mma gods came down and blessed me specifically to be the luckiest mma fan in the history of mma. only got 1 left and he's only 27 and ranked in the top 5 lmao. i claimed all of these boys as unranked or even before ufc debut. i legit picked out 3, possibly 4 champions, from literally nothing. shits so cash

honestly I think it was a combination of tom getting discouraged and gassing a bit, then the eyepoke just made him take his ball and go home

>>151601897
doc said no injury and even told him.to get up and stop crying

>minding my own business
>oh fuck the card
>scramble to find a stream
>fucking cyclism pops up
>it's already over
>check what happend
>this shit
wow. I forgot about it and still feel disappointed, anything fun happened?

>>151601778
Based Joey. It was hilarious watching pigru cope in real time

>>151601734
>>151601734
probably nerves. all the jones ducking talk and everyone saying he would steamroll gane in the first round was a massive amount of pressure

>>151601899
Yeah, O'Malley heems him

>>151601908
>Merabussy got outstruck by a one handed fighter
Just how bad is she?

>>151601864
one of those won 2 other fights while another was crying about his bwoken hand that khabitch broke.

it's so fucking over

>>151601948
>Got inbred bones shattered by Mergod to point where he sat out for 10 months
Poomar-sisters.. not like this.

I think the solution is to instantly DQ any fighter who does eye pokes, accidental or not. No second warnings. you do it once, and you're out.
...

GADOOOOOSH

>>151601766
Prime Fedor is the greatest man since Julius Caesar

>knock the fuck out of every single one of your opponents in the first round
>genuinely could've easily heemed Gane
>lose all your reputation in an instant by tactically retreating due to an eye poke instead of risking it for the fans
damn, one bad move can fuck your shit up severely

>>151601933
nah umar's sitting out for a year to get another title shot

>>151601996
>takes zero damage
pillows.

Felt like Tom fell for his own hype and thought a bit too much of his power. He didn't set anything up and thought simply throwing hard would be enough.

>>151601927
MMA daddy won.

MMA piggy lost.

Again.

>>151602003
That's the game. Bitch out and you're a bitch.

>>151601965
This. Close your eyes and press your fingers on your eyelids. That's what little baby Tomala quit over. Fingers didn't even go into the eyes LOL diaper tommy

cut Jailton
cut Tom
Gane vs Volkov 3 for the vacant belt

>>151602003
just win the rematch and all is forgotten

>>151601933
Umdaddy just ate a flush knee to the face. He’s Unheemable

>>151601778
>a literal Jew

>>151602013
they both threw the same amount but Gane was clearly winning on damage, but I agree Tom was clearly losing, Gane ate all his bombs and never staggered

>>151602013
I never thought Tom was that good, not as good as Ngannou at least. Probably better than Jon Jones since he's a fat old man right now.

>>151602012
>zero damage
>nose is literally pouring blood

lol??

>>151602003
Until he heems (tappy) Gane in the rematch then they will all forget about this.

La familia Dern
side note: the fact that both of Dern's parents look like THAT and she still came out hot for at least a while is a miracle

>>151601996
>gaijin with yakuza tatoos

if you needed another reason to call him a fraud

so who's KWABOTY ? Baki or Asspainal ?

>>151601923
doctors will always say that unless there is a chance of fighter seriously harming himself during the fight (bad publicity). there was no injury for the company, but there definitely was one that could alter the outcome of the fight.

>>151602035
there are clips of it everywhere the right finger literally pierced under his eye

The Holocaust was a good thing?????

>>151602083
still Bo

Tom's eyes were closed when he got poked btw. He's going to have zero damage in them.

>>151602003
>tactically retreating

Interesting way to say “quit like a cowardly faggot”

If he could have heemed him so easily, why was he losing and pouring blood from his face?

gane literally just held his palm out and his finger slid along tom's eyelids. not even an honorable mention in the 100 worst eye pokes of all time show, most of which didn't end their fights.

>>151602075
Wouldn't would wouldn't would would wouldn't would wouldn't.

>>151602083
Still du piggy but Tomala isn’t far behind

>>151602087
No, they don't. Doctors are there as professionals. Their medical licenses are literally on the line if they get caught bullshitting. The doctor examined him and said he wasn't worried about the eye.

imagine not being on the Dern train. couldnt be me

>>151602106
AAAAAND STTTTTTILLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

At least we can all agree now that Jones is still the heavyweighy champion

>>151602111
he dug in

>Even in that picture you can see that he gets poked in both eyes
https://youtube.com/shorts/J4sEnii3c5o?si=lkttn9AgGIbsWX8c
The right eye never even gets touched, its the left one that gets fingered and tom quits over his right eye.
Brits are the most disgusting and pathetic race on the planet, their country gets invaded by millions of africans, indians and pakis to the point that england is browner than Mexico and their government protects paki pedos over their own citizens, their best athletes are disgusting freaks no one can understand and they quit at the first time of trouble, I wouldn't be surprised if he also faked his knee blowing up against that other nigga.

>>151602134
She actually looks prettier with her face busted up a little

*bes the greatest fighter ever*

I feel humbled...

>>151602068
it 1 round you fag we have no idea how it would have played out

>>151602087
doctors call off plenty of fights
bitch move by asspie, literally took the cowards way out

>>151602142
>the right eye never even gets touched
>posts picture of the right eye being touched

>>151602142
Factual post sadly

>>151602111
So the video of the entire tip on the finger going inside Aspinall's eye is fake?

>>151602142
Post the video

Does 321 go down as THE worst numbered card in ufc history? There was literally nothing redeemable about this pile of dogshit

>>151601766
I don’t see the fedor that fought big nog in their first fight losing to any fighter in history ever desu

Cyril Gane.

Hoenstly? I dont think this semen slurping sport is for me

Tom was gassed

>>151602161
gane would have won

>>151602013
Yeah you could see him getting discouraged with every failed rush and then realizing he would have to go for potentially 5 rounds

Do you think Gane is getting another title shot?
This is like the third waste

>>151602106
>Interesting way to say “quit like a cowardly faggot”
An eye poke puts you at a significant disatvantage in a fight. Tom just didn't want to risk losing his first title defence due to a faggot cheater. It looked bad, it was disappointing for the fans but he was right in a way.
>why was he losing and pouring blood from his face?
He was pouring blood from his nose, not his face. I can bust up your little indian nose with just a flick of my finger, let alone a punch. It means nothing.

>>151602142
watch the clip you fool the finger goes deepest in the right eye

>>151602152
50s niggas be like

>>151602176
>going inside
Gane clearly just pushed Tom's eyelids, are you blind?

>>151602094
They showed it in 4K slow motion and that didn't happen xD. Albeit left eye got it worse, but that wasn't even the one he was nursing xD

>>151602141
>>151602176
post it schizos

>>151602122
For me it's Muhammad getting raped by the Al Zutt

>>151601923
Docs would say no injury to anything short of his eye dangling out of his skull
Tbh it's hard to say what Tom should've done. On one hand, yeah, he quit. On the other hand, eyepokes are fucking nasty, I remember barely being able to open my eye for several minutes after less than 1/10 of a poke that this was

>Muh Favela Rat Jailton won

The most obvious satisfying loss ever, lmao

You know what’s crazy? After reviewing the footage, I’m not sure an eyepoke even happened at all

>>151602211
dana already confirmed it. said he looked good and proved he was the rightful contender and they’re going to rebook the fight

>>151602228
then you are blind and retarded nmp XD

>>151602212
>Tom just didn't want to risk losing his first title defence

Yeah we know, that's why he quit.

>>151602211
Dana already said "the rematch will be interesting". So yes.

>>151602075
just don't be fat

>>151602219
>pushed

Someone please post the video. The entire tip of the finger goes inside.

>>151602183
You're saying you didn't enjoy Poomar sniffing a crotch for 15 minutes and demanding a SECOND title shot after TWO ranked wins?

>>151602211
Why not? What else can they do? Because Tom was getting pierced by him. Gane stuffed the takedown, was outstriking him and fucked up his nose

>>151602250
when his finger comes out the fucking right eyelid falls down it was in so bad

>>151602127
boohoo fuck the medical licence I could make 3 times as much by letting the company bullshit it's way out of tough situations and that's exactly what is happening. the refs and doctors along with judges are there to protect the company's interests, not the fighter's.

>>151602212
>tom didnt want to lose so he quit like a faggot
Okay so we agree on that
>nose isnt on/part of the face

Retard?

>>151602251
You can't just crop out an important part of my sentence to make it seem like I said something else you lying little goofball

>Jon Jones ran from this fucking bum

I guarantee he's already called Dana begging for a title fight

>>151602272
Merapiggies already getting scared huh

>>151602248
>>151602254
I wonder what it is about Gane that makes Dana love him so much? It's weird that he gives someone so many opportunities. That or HW Division is a wasteland.

>>151602161
gane has more experience in the later rounds and won the first round against a guy who usually knocks people out quickly

>eyelids are to protect the eye
>gets his eyelid touched
>ahhh me eyeball!
yeah okay m8

>>151602054
It was so based that they gave it to Volkov and not that boring faggot.

Punish all boring faggots you either fight or get cut.

>>151602270
you're arguing against literal mental retards, minorities, and tranny lovers. also known as ciryll gane fans "ganecels"

>>151602293
You said nothing important you third world rat

>>151602142
What a pathetic faggot quitting over this. Disgraceful. I would be ashamed to be British, but thankfully I'm not.

>>151602295
You want Mergod to shatter Poomars bones again and make him sit out for another year?

>>151602298
yes and? all questions will be answered in the rematch

>>151601986
i think a five point reduction for the first poke and a dq for the second would suffice

It's barley 5pm on a Saturday wtf am I supposed to do now

>>151602304
>skulls are to protect the brain
>gets clipped in the jaw
>brain shuts off
yeah ok m8

>>151602319
>eye poke is not important
trailer trash iq

>get lowballed by the company for an entire year because they have to pamper the negro apple of their eyes
>bitch the entire company back at first given occasion
that's based right there.

I still entertain the thought that this is as rigged as pro wrestling
>Jones not fighting Ngubu
>Gane can land a heelhook but not defend a guilottine
>Jones not fighting Aspinall
>Gane robbing Volkov and getting another titleshot
>meme eyepoke ending that cyrcles back to Jones
>drama drama drama drama
this shit is fake as fuck

>>151602183
My boy Quillan Salkilld delivered though.

Pereira demolishes the coward

>>151602304
Tomalajeets ain't gonna like this one....

Are the bongs okay?

OOOOOH ITS OFFICIAL TOM IS DUCKING THE REMATCH

Hopefully Tom is much less of a favorite for the rematch so I can bet the house on him

>>151602364
they're celebrating the win. the belt came back home.

>>151602304
>Fingers actually enters into the left eye but the right eye was worse because it just was.

>>151602314
Tomala lost.

>>151602304
>you can get shot in the eye as long as your eyelids are closed

He didn't want to be in there..

>>151602368
>right eye wide open here
hmmm

>>151602374
>win

>>151602391
t. didnt watch the video
mexcrement iq on display

>>151602354
I can’t wait till the ufc eventually falls through and we get a leak on all the shady shit behind the scenes like what happened with pride

>>151600904 (OP)
>even Pereira is laughing at Tom
Tomalaxisters....

>>151602400
Maybe because that was before the fight

>>151602270
Right here bud >>151602142

Gane looked fucking unstoppable in there. As predicted

It's pretty telling that brittroons are not even acknowledging the fact that Gane was dominating Asspissanal on the feet and stuffed his takedown, which was his only trump card, and are only fixating on the eyepoke.

Asspissal got exposed as a fraud and that's what he'll forever be known as. Jon won BIGLY.

Oi mate were you guys saying "BOOOO" or "BOOOOest HW in the world"?

>UFC Fight Night: Garcia vs. Onama
>Venue: UFC Apex
>UFC Fight Night: Bonfim vs. Brown
>Venue: UFC Apex

i am now rooting for aspinall's downfall
he better not take too much fucking time off
reminder that he's part indian

>>151601814
>it's real

>>151602354
It's not even about Jon Jones. I don't know what it is about Tom. They just seem to fucking hate him. Maybe he's difficult in negotiations or something. In the post fight show they were basically calling him a quitter and you know those guys always parrot Dana and Hunter's opinions.

>>151602288
>boohoo fuck the medical licence
Easy for you to say. You didn't invest almost two decades into getting it.

hilarious to think the whole of the UFC flew out to abu dhabi for a week along with all the media etc for a 2 min fight which ended in a eye poke

>>151602441
We finna eating good
Thank U Dana

>>151602464
It’s weird because he seems to be a useful idiot company man

I am so happy finally big pav is avenged

>>151602453
Dana said the rematch will be in January, not this year

is left and right reversed in bongistan or something? what the fuck am i reading? tom's right eye, the one that the fight was stopped over, only got an eyelid swipe.

>>151602464
he's pretty arrogant

our opinion is up

>>151602464
Daner was extremely dismissive of tom and the finish and defended ciryl saying it was an accident and there will be a rematch

>”The baddest man on the planet” after ONE (1) round with Ciryl GODne

Jon won.

>>151602464
Whatever you think of Tom, Anthony Smith accusing someone of being a quitter is absolutely insane

>>151602354
Jones' victories against Gane and Gane, beating Volkov, are very interesting. The former looked as if he hadn't put in any effort to resist, and in the latter was gifted the victory.
I feel like there’s something really fake around Gane’s career. He’s good, but it seems like a couple of his results depend on UFC and Dana’s decisions. Look at him getting a fourth opportunity from Dana.

>>151602464
people are calling him a quitter because most ufc fighters rarely quit over getting poked or hit in the nuts and the HW champ is supposed to be the "baddest man on the planet".

Tom quitted worse than RDR. At least RDR did it in the final round when he visibly had no gas left. Tom literally just pussied out because he was afraid

>When undisputed heavyweight champion of the world Tom Aspinall steps into the Octagon for UFC 321 on Saturday night to defend his title, he will do so believing that there is a non-zero chance he could die.
>“Essentially, you’re putting your life on the line in front of millions of people. That might sound a bit extreme, but bad things can happen in there,” he told CNN’s Becky Anderson earlier this week.
>“I don’t want to die in the cage. I definitely don’t want to. But it’s a dangerous sport. The idea is to hurt the other person.
>“It’s them or me, one of us has to get beat up, and it’s going to have to be them, it’s as simple as that,” he said.
>...
>*quits*

>>151602515
>black guy in the thumbnail
>our
gancels are either minorities or mentally retarded

>>151602406
The video is right there, post the exact frame where the finger goes into his right eye, the left eye does get fucked but Brits are so unbelievably retarded that they can't tell left from right or is it like that driving thing where your kind drives on the opposite side of the road?

>>151602548
that’s kevin lee. welcome to /heem/ newfriend

>>151602548
That's Yoel Romero

>>151602526
>trust me mate i'm only quitting because of me eye mate

>>151601814
Bonesy does not miss bet mmafatass will make 5 or 6 videos on him soon

tom aspinall isn't white we don't claim him

>>151602548
That's famous African champion Dricus du Plessis

>>151602577
>>151602581
ganecels can't get their story straight

>>151602495
they don't understand left/right
They see an eye poked and then they see Tom holding a rag on an eye
They are unable to grasp the concept that it's two different eyes

>>151602523
Jones ducked Tom, and Dana is in love with Jones. Dana legit really really likes Jones.

>>151602548
>He doesn't know Bedtime is a White Australian

>>151602548
>doesn't recognize the former UFC Interim Lightweight Champion runner-up
wew

>>151602526
Do you braindead mongoloids genuinely believe a nosebleed means Gane fucked him up? I don't think you do

You can get a nosebleed from blowing your nose too hard

>>151602606
circle which eye you think the fight was stopped over

>>151602526
Why didn’t Tomala just take Gane down in the first couple of seconds and sub him? Is maybe that hard to do if you’re not the GOAT of all mma???

>>151602616
they all look alike

This is what happens when a bum that was never supposed to even get a title manages to bullshit his way to have a belt.
Never even beat a champion to become one, never even got a defense but atleast he has a belt.

>>151602621
your mom got a nosebleed from blowing me too hard

>>151602530
"back in my day, we let our opponents gouge our eyes out and then win because they cheated! we were real men!" being the rallying cry as if that isn't the most bullwhipped pussy shit ever is insane to me

thinking gane heems toms leg via checked kick in the rematch

by far the worst part of this is heem will remain unusable for months

>>151602591
That's not his DNA, it's what the retarded app thinks he looks like

>>151602628
The one that got poked.

Conor would've heemed Gane and would already be on Instagram posting pictures of his penis and ass in a speedo

The entire tip of the finger goes in.

>>151602606

>>151602602
What does any of your homosexual fantasy have to do with gane vs aspinall

>>151602464
most likely sniffed another magumba and are trying to shoot him down as fast as possible. man I can't wait for this shit to sink so we can know what was going on in the background.

>>151602526
Jon lost cause he ran from this bum

ciryl fagane is a homosexual

Ugly fucking freak.

Ganedaddy should've ripped this piggy's eyes out...

>>151602654
you're a submissive out of shape americanlet with low testosterone m8 you can't get a woman to blow you even if you tried

There’s an muslim anon who really hates Alex, Tom, Dricus, and other fighters, and constantly spams homosexual words like “daddyislam.”

>>151602628 you can see Gane’s fingers go deep into both eyes if you actually watch the video

>>151602606
Didn't he say knuckle deep? How is tom this much of a pussy

Here's a test for the Tom defenders
Tom said
>i was just eye poked knuckle deep
What eye is he referring to?
Left or Right

next question is
What eye was he holding his rag on?
Left or Right

Gauged his eyes out, our work is done. Tried to blind him round 1, good that.

>>151602606
And where does the finger get into the right eye? You do know which one is the right eye? The index finger is the one entering the left eye....you do know which one is the index finger, right?

schoob would've run through tom and ciryl at the same time

>>151602717
thank your for informing us

>Bisbong
>fought with one retina completely detached

>Tomala
>said he couldn't see from the eye that only got slightly grazed, used it as an excuse to force a no contest because he knew he was losing

Biggest kwab of the year award.

>>151602712
I could flash a two dollar bill in your shithole and be named King.

>>151602712
I didn't say a woman, I said your mom

>>151602668
it says dna test right there learn to read

>>151602606
Okay I gave Tom the benefit of the doubt because I hadn't seen the replay but this is truly pathetic to end the fight over

Jones was right
Tom didnt deserve a shot and is yet to prove himself, he is fundamentally an average fighter and has had the easiest path to a free title in ufc history
High chin, fuck all lateral head movement which allowed gane to open his face up with a jab.
Gassed hard in under a round, covered the wrong eye and cleared by a doc to continue after trying to sell blindness.
Absolute bitch and deserves all the hate he is getting right now particularly after talking so much shit about how great he is (nt)

>>151602621
not in first world actually,

>>151602606
Holy fucking yuck !

>>151602741
I think the argie is wasted again he often drunk posts sadly

>>151602677
Entire tip of the finger gets into the left eye, tom covers his right eye.

>>151602717
Are you sure?

I actually hate /sp/ so much. A nigger cheats (he shoves his open hand in Tom's face attempting to eye poke earlier in the fight) and you all think the guy on the receiving end should have fought. After he loses cos he's not Michael Bisping who can fight with one eye, he blames the eye poke and everyone says "excuses". He was fucked either way.

Tom is a smart guy. He disappointed fans tonight, but smart champions usually stay champions for a long time, regardless of fan approval. He probably submits Gane in the third next fight.

>>151602736
Try watching the video

>>151602684
It’s not a fantasy, it’s reality.
There are guys way worse than Tom who have done a lot to ruin cards, and Dana still gives them opportunities , but we’re supposed to believe Dana hates Tom for no reason? The only thing that stands out is that Jones ducked Tom. and And Dana didnt like that.

>>151602726
The entire tip.

>>151602737
Prime Krazy Horse heems all the “top” 15 UFC heavyweights at the same time with only one hand (because he’s masturbating with the other)

Tom looked like shit. Gane would have been able to point fight to a 50-45 with ease, we already saw all there was to see. Gane is faster and he can stuff the takedowns no problem if he's not over extending like a tard. Jabbing Tom's face into minced meat and moving around. Tom was already following him around gassed and frustrated, unable to cut him off. They should just take the belt from Tom and make Pereira vs Gane

>>151602745
you're most likely a faggy nerdy piece of gamer shit so you definitely don't make more than me, autismo lmao

if you said this irl you'd get slapped up quick, but you'd never do it in the first place

>>151602786
>OINK OINK OINK

>>151602688
If you can’t make it past Goro, you don’t deserve to fight Shao Kahn. Jon GOAT Jones was right, Tomala was never on his level and didn’t deserve the fight.

>>151602786
First time watching huh?

>>151602769
This is sober, bro, wtf.
But it seems like my posts are at least making you mad, which is good.

Gane shouldn’t have been a retard and beat tom so he could actually beat Jon in the rematch

LOOK LOOK EE PORKED ME UHH

>>151602813
you're from bulgaria.. kek

>>151602801
Dana white is a multimillionaire running a multibillion dollar enterprise and you are a day drunk argentinian imbecile

>>151600904 (OP)
lmao that pic

>>151602786
maybe just finish Ciryl Shitne in 2 minutes like the GOAT did? no spin around like a retard and get yourself Bisping'd bravo champ

>>151602800
Try pointing to his right eye.

>>151602813
Our fent zombies live better than most of you.

I'll give you your annual wage (10 dollars) to lift your shirt up

What do you think happens now? The make the fight again in a few months or Aspinall goes to fight another dude?

>>151602786
oh he squealin

>>151602786
The average UFC fighter would say fuck it and leave his heart out there in the cage. Tom is too smart for that and just wants to win, but fans are allowed to be disappointed by the lack of balls/grit/stupidity they are accustomed too.

>Gane's whole finger goes in Tom's left eye
>gets finger pushed into eyelid and scooped like an ice cream on right
you niggers are fucking retarded.

why does ciryl have fat folds on the back of his head?

>>151602812
There should be a rematch between Gane and Tom in a month.
If either of them can’t make it, then replace them with Alex.

wonder what all these silly goofballs are gonna be saying when tom heems gane in a few months

>>151602464
>It's not even about Jon Jones. I don't know what it is about Tom.
it is about Jones, they want their Micheal Jordan and they can't make it happen, or maybe he has something on Dana I don't know, but did you forget how he fought decrepit old Stipe when Tom was literally interim champ ready to go? That was absolute drama bullshit too.

>>151602529
he's absolutely skilled and he always said he was in it because he wanted to make money with sports rather than having a regular job and now he's a literal actor, questioning his motives of his ability to fake shit doesn't even cross my mind, I think they just found the perfect guy for their bullshit.

Seriously, look at hw after DC and Stipe, every single fight has been bullshit and or related to Jon Jones for literally 5 fucking years now, you cannot make this shit up.

>>151602838
They’re all garbage
Heavyweight hasn’t had a good fighter in a decade

>>151602786
It’s a good thing he didn’t get his wish to face GOD Jones then kek. Would have quit from a lil eye poke AND not even got the belt for it

Many fighters get poked worse and keep fighting, many fighters are able to point to the eye they actually got poked on.

>guru said "well looks like tom's gonna be champ for 5 more months heheheh"
>implicitly admitting that he thinks tom loses the rematch
does tom even have any fans left?

ARGH MY LEFT KNEE HURTS

How is it possible that a nigga with this physique has never lost??

CORAL DONT MISS

the tomcels are legit just hoping people don't realize tom got the wrong eye

>>151602880
extra brain, makes him think gooder

>>151602871
embarassing autist living in his own little fantasy world lmao
how much do you make, goofy?

>>151602606
Left eye got in but under the eyeball so no sight hinderance
Right eye seems crushed inside so hurts like hell

Anyway fuck niggers

>>151602907
Can my day get any better

>>151602873
Considering the narrative is that Tomala was getting peached up before the fight ended then he has to reclaim his honour and heem Ciryl or he’s a bitch to Jon’s bitch eternally.

Imagine how badly Gane would have gotten him had he even been trying to eye poke him. Food for thought.

>>151602906
Yeah, but it was Gane who eye poked, though.

KEEEEEEEEEEK GODne's finger only lightly tapped Tomala's right eye and she quit over that!!!!

Maybe fighting just isn't for you ya piggy heartlet tranny!

>>151602906
Many fighters lose fights they probably would have won if their opponent didn't cheat. See Stipe vs DC in their first fight, and the DC vs Stipe in their last fight.

imagine what ngannou would do to tom

>>151602786
Open discussion spaces are getting browner and jewer by the day, we trully need to make racial forums

>>151602946
umm excuse me did yo uwatc the video???? wathc the video

Explain why you would ever punch someone with an open hand in mma. Just take a point for the first eye poke and dq for the second. It‘s so fucking boring and you‘re seeing more and more eyepokes/nut shots since retarded refs refuse to do anything

>>151602939
It doesn't matter if he did it on purpose or not. Going like that with your hand all open in the face of an opponent is not something an experienced fighter would do.

>>151602916
this man makes me proud to be 35 years old and fat and bald

beastab won
golk won
yiri won
gamrot won
i won
you lost

Tomala is just the Can Blacowshit of current HW. Only has the belt because NGODnnou and GOD Jon have left a power vacuum. It was inevitable he’d get bitched like this. He wouldn’t have the belt in the first place if they were still here.

Ngubu sparks him in about 10 seconds flat like he did to Nigi Boi

/box/ called Dubois a quitter because he quit with a broken orbital bone
is heem getting soft?

>>151602889
Seriously, aspinall who is supposed to be the division's savior, the one who actually knows how to fight, just ate pot shots for 4 minutes because he bum rushes with his chin in the air

If you watch the fight again you'd see Tom lunging in like a retard and getting stunned by that left hand right there and then he realised that he wants none of that.

>>151603011
>boxing

>>151603003
the guy's not fat

>>151603011
Tomalajeets are literal twitter tourists
He is by far thd biggest bitch in the sport right now

>>151603011
What de ridder did is quitting. Stopping a fight because you can‘t fucking open one of your eyes isn‘t quitting

>>151603011
I'm not going to defend Gane because I've seen so many bad eye pokes cancel so many fights. If you do an eye poke, you deserve to lose the fight right away.

I am really so so so happy words are not enough

Tomala is heavyweight Koscheck, the eyepoke saved his credibility, if it didnt happen he was going to march face first into a jab for 25 minutes and get heem orbitaled

>>151602786
tom is a bitch people get eyepoked all the time and the first time it ever happens to tom he cries and pisses his pants
also he's indian

>>151603008
Who is saying Aspinall is better than Jones or Ngannou? Nobody.

Ngannou left the UFC and Jones didn't want to fight Aspinall. the division has to move on.

Stipe (biden voter) got eyepoked way worse and kept going

TRVKE

>>151603050
That wasn‘t an eyepoke, that was an eyedrill. Half his finger was inside toms eyesocket

>>151603039
>Stopping a fight because you can‘t fucking open one of your eyes isn‘t quitting
Try and close one eye

>DA EYEPOKE!!! GODNE CH-CH-CH-CHEATED!!!!!!
>*ingores the fact that Tomala Harrispinal was battered, bloody, gassed out to the point he couldn't even raise his arms up anymore, and looking for a way out*

Gane won.

>>151603008
>ynr PeeCee sucking his dick in private talm bout the crazy run Tom Reddit was about to go on and nuke everyone with ease

the only time quitting over an eyepoke is acceptable is if it leaves you writhing on the ground in pain and permanently disfigured like belal

>>151603094
The englishman reigns over the heavyweights!!

tom won. no take backs no rebuttals.

>>151602997
because points being take hurts company badly. imagine for an example Imavov having points taken off or even disqualified in title eliminator. that's a wasted fight and stalled division. hell I am quite sure judges are instructed not to give 10-8 rounds in fights where title shots are decided.

>>151603088
I'm sure he lost the fight because of that.
It's better to retreat and seek revenge in the rematch than to hand the victory to your enemy.

>>151603100
The webm is itt stop lying you only make your side look more jewish, aspinall claimed it was knuckle deep but he was faking it too

JDS and GDS faggots be like >>>>>T-Tomala won the p-popular vote!!

What a fun night
Tomalatroons meltdown is glorious

who let shitskins have an opinion?

I con't bloody see m8

>>151603122
Sounds good, but only if the one who does the eye poke loses 3 points.

>>151603132
Retreat as in quit? Surrender? Give up?

>>151601378
How far down his throat is jones's cock?

UFC should allow eye pokes, fishhooks, stomps and knees to grounded opponents, groin strikes, and small joint manipulation with no point deduction
Oh and release a hungry lion in the octagon if a fight goes past the first round

>>151603122
Heemed still called Belal a quitting bitch after that. Then he dominated the rematch, food for thought

>>151603165
SEE IT WAS BOTH EYES MAYT

>>151603163
Idk but its extremely funny seeing troon aspiclittys indian fanbase have a full on melty.

>>151603172
No, because it was the opponent's fault.

>rematch in eight months
tom aspinall’s prime has been… exhilarating

Unironically how does Jon ALWAYS get the last laugh? It’s like the universe is rigged in his favour. He might genuinely be God’s favourite son.

>>151603088
Stipe just showed up to get his money. Guy was working a regular job for years before the fight
>>151603131
That imavow fight was like 4-1 so he would have won anyways but he is a little bitch and i wouldn‘t be surprised if he taught gane his ways. Can‘t wait for him to tap to khamzat like the pussy he is. Can‘t eyepoke on the ground

>>151602743
This and Bisping was the biggest wuss ever, but somehow Assplay managed to outdo him. Brits never stop finding new ways to humiliate themselves.

NEW

>>151599226
>>151599226
>>151599226
>>151599226

>>151603203
How is it ganes fault that aspiclitty decided to headbutt his hand?

The GaneChads would like to humbly apologize... TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE

GaneCHADS… we won.

>>151603203
You don't make any sense pedro how do you retreat without surrendering exactly

>>151603243
PTSDlal

>>151603216
the only thing rigged is the ufc

>>151603216
gen z and gen alpha mma guru virgins literally can’t comprehend seeing a winner of this caliber

>>151603226
You con't bloody see m8 that's 449 not 499

>>151602432
Kek

>>151603219
Yeah he most likely would win anyway even with point being taken but 3 fouls with no reaction from ref is laughable. that faggot was trying the exact same shit Gane did today. It's just that one finger went up Caio's nose somehow.

>>151603208
Make it in a month; if one of the two can’t make it, just replace them with Alex, easy.
If neither of them can make it, then have Alex vs Volkov for the title.

>>151603216
>DC buck broken
>Gus flushed
>Reyes flushed
>Jan flushed
>Tom prime wasted and humiliated
There's some serious niggery at work here.

If it was a deadly encounter in the wild, say in the post apocalypse or the jungles of africa, with intent to kill on both sides, with no referee, both fighting over the right to live another day on the earth, it is now clear that in that situation, GANE would win.

GANE is the baddest man on the planet.

Alex heems both of those bums

>>151603242
By not letting your opponent win by cheating.

You only know that if Gane vs Alex happens, the UFC will tell Gane to get knocked out on the first touch.

>>151603242
Most retreats in battles aren't surrenders silly goose :D

>>151603310
Tbqh alex leans back so much he won‘t even get hit by eyepokes though that might just be him abusing his reach advantage against smaller dudes

>>151601064
Honestly think he looked past Gane and thought he’d be an easy fight
Even tried wrestling him, and even that got stopped cold
Gane came into the fight looking damn near like a prime Overeem and Lesnar
Tom couldn’t handle it
All the eye poke was for him was a proper reason to quit the fight and save some face lmao

Ooooooh i get it now, its not that Brits can't tell left from right, they just can't tell eyelids from eyes.

Jonald Jonesmp won. Tomala lost the fan vote and the story.

>>151603353
I'd be fine with that. we've seen enough of Gane.
>cheats in every fight
>cannot wrestle
he's not champ material and he's dirty. get flushed already.

>>151603367
So now he did get poked in both eyes but akshually it doesn’t count because it was the eyelid

>>151603397
>>cannot wrestle
Bad look for Tomala then KEK

>>151603366
Glad you could make out how a 25 minute fight goes based off of the first 3 minutes

>>151603410
>Finger goes into the left eye
>Tom quits over his right eyelid getting touched
It just keeps getting worse kek

gane seemed very focused, and Tom didn’t take him seriously. I can see in the rematch Gane coming in discouraged, and Tom more prepared.

they should have just scored the fight up until that point and declared a winner

bon gamin is the world champion on paper

>>151603471
post a video of you touching your eyelid then jamming up to the first knuckle of your middle finger above the eyeball into the socket.

>>151603088
Stipe got eye poked and then heemed immediately after, fighting someone when you can't see is incredibly retarded, I say this as someone who doesn't give a shit about Tom and just wanted one of the cunts to heem each other.
However I don't expect you to discuss this rationally since for some reason you just have a hate boner for the guy and you've been praying for him to lose for months now. Enjoy the no contest, b. I hope your boy can win cleanly next time.

>>151603471
>>151603512
Hey man, maybe his eyelids were sensitive.
Stop being racist to bongs.

>>151603503
I can see that you're a mad tranny with GDS

>>151603503
So now we have the excuse for when tom beats the shit out of that cheating negro

>>151603515
>he was knuckle deep in me fooken eye what was i supposed to do
>uhhh well the eye im holding he only grazed it but the one i can see out of, he was fooken knuckle deep in it la

>>151603546
What are you talking about, trannylover? The fight was a no contest. Or are you saying that I’m a true MMA super pro fan who expects exciting and legitimate results? Then yeah, I’m mad.

honestly a gane finger shoved in the eye would hurt like a bitch but tom was still a heartlet tonight

>>151603427
don't bother. nothing short of a brutal Pereiraesque heem could make them shut up. even if tom did lay him flat in 2 rounds, they would still be shit posting.

>>151603583
AGPoatan has 0 heems

GDS (Gane Derangement Syndrome)

>>151603515
>Index finger giving tom a lobotomy through his eye right
>But the problem was his right eyelid getting grazed

Grappling: NULLIFIED
Striking: BLOODIED and JABBED

Tomala has ZERO PATHS TO VICTORY

>>151603600
Pakis have negative heems, negative IQ and are inbred(KEK)

>>151603646
Eyelid: SHUTDOWN

>>151603578
Ah yes, tom should show heart and fight crippled while the cheater goes unpunished and fights with an unfair advantage. You people are retarded

BREAKING: ASPINALL STRIPPED

JONES VS GANE 2 IN MARCH

>so shook of GODne that xhe forgot which eye was exactly supposed to have had a finger knuckle deep in it

Tut tut

Poor tomala

>>151603583
>brutal Pereiraesque heem
you talmbout marc goddardesque early stoppage?

>>151603600
keep your Poatan derangement syndrome in check playa.

>>151603686
>>151603600

>>151601043
aren't they both suppose to be 6'4? how short is jones?

>>151603677
>IT'S UNFAIR TO HURT YOUR OPPONENT IN A FIGHT

>>151603677
Yes, that's what showing heart means, fighting adversity.

>>151603646
>>151603675
Paths to victory posting is over with me, bros

>>151603216
lmao