Thread 151653621

Checking the clock edition

Aspinall:

IT’S SO FUCKING OVER

YET ANOTHER FIGHTER CALLS TOMALA A QUITTING BITCH

>>151653657
peahead ran from Holloway

Gane wins the rematch (against Jones)

The shame of engerland

Someone post the webm of Tomaa getting heemed by the doctor’s pen light

>>151653657
Schaub debunked this.

Memes aside I do think Aspinall heavily benefits from the fight being rescheduled. He overlooked Gane and came in with a poor game plan

Who have you got?

Raped bitch

Gane does not get another shot dirty cheat

Tom Derangement Syndrome is insane itt

>>151653685
still Gane.
Tom's entire ufc career has been a miraculously drawn out fluke.

>>151653708
Pozzed ya piglet, playa

>>151653726
>peaks
got eyepoked lads

>Break the rules
>lose your opportunity
>yanks seethe
Next time follow the rules
eye poking is a disgrace

>>151653685
Second round Tom decides to grapple probably

Has 4chan contrarianism (and I guess internet contrarianism in general) gotten worse with time? I don't remember 4chan being quite so contrarian even 10 years ago, even if it has always been contrarian to some degree.

>>151653679
>when you go to the school nurse’s office and fake sick to get out of a test

>>151653747
Dana confirmed the rematch, Anwar

NEWSFLASH: Aspinall is UFC champion!

>>151653707
Levels.

>>151653780
We don’t sign our posts here

Awe me FOOKIN labia get me dad

>>151653796
Good one pakpak

Asspinall's resume is embarrassing. Wild how anyone thought he could pose a threat to Gane.

>>151653766
its lowkey giving amber herd tomalabros

The question remains Tom, what did it take?

>>151653765
yes. also 4chan has been mainstream for over a decade and influences modern culture and personality. channers will deny this because they still want to feel like they are separate from normalfags.

>>151653833
May I instead posit this; what did it cost? Respectfully

It's not a rematch. The last incident was a NC. That's not a fight. They will have a proper fight that's if Gane does not cheat since he's learned he cannot win that way.

if I was Tom I simply would have continued

>>151653685
Nah, he was telling everyone who would listen how good Gane actually was.. He said he trained harder than he's ever trained for a fight. Gane's jus doing wrestling camps to further improve and his striking as is, is just better than Tom.
Only those of us who know the sport know Tom was about to Gas as well. He was throwing all attacks from his arsenal, some he's never shown. Gane didn't even pull out the elbows, knees, body kicks or anything, he was coasting on jabs and defense.
I wish it was different, Tom is a chill dude. But Jones' win over Gane was actually the best win you could have in the division. And now Gane is getting better. The Jones loss and Volkov 2 injury just fucked our perception up.

Woah….

fresh meme please don't steal

The proxy's unironic favorite fighter is Jamahal Hill, btw

Jewcus Tracy should never make another video

>>151653788
Sadly, Whittaker and Bisping are still better champions than Tom, who still hasn't either won nor defended the Undisputed title. And that's saying something.

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

>>151653881
Gane wasn’t throwing kicks because he would’ve gotten taken down

>>151653911
>Whittaker
Who?
>Bisping
Isn't that an announcer

>>151653918
Wow he cried out in pain, must be so hurting woah

>>151653657
Even the goodcels are saying it… tombros… it’s over…

>>151653918
"quit actin you big pussy ass bitch"

>>151653960
Decent but I prefer the comical gore of spammy’s aisloppas.

>>151653960
cormier wouldve taken the NC/DQ if he were champ

>>151653918
>tfw some 6’9 300lb monster of a man is inventing symptoms of light sensitivity after an eye poke to get out of school early

i'm heeming a pizza

>>151653995
British rose

>>151654003
Boof it, playa!

I've had stank dick since Saturday night I could smell myself through my layers at work today

>Well well well, I'm impressed you've survived this long against me, Tom Aspinall, it seems my calculations needed more refinement.
>No matter, I'm finishing this now
>DOMAIN EXPANSION: KINGDOM OF THE BLIND

>>151653995
>gane dressed up as a nurse to troll Tom
kek

Your wife is in me DMs, respectfully

>>151654005
Indeed

Heeminder that in the rematch Dana will not permit Tomala to quit again if he gets eye poked. GODne will GOUGE the eyes, HEEM the nuts, and SEVER the spinal cord.

Bloodaxe is an nightmare matchup for Thom

>>151654055
whats the point of wearing a towel if youre gonna flaunt your ass like a whore

>>151654077
You've seen nothing

>>151654077
She’s supposed to leave her bamhole at home, Muhammad?

>>151654077
beats me, but I enjoy it very much

>>151654091
she shouldnt even be outside

Gane Infinity

Heil Adolf Hitler

The galactic throat is about to be severed by the french guillotine

Anthony "PAWG" Smilf

Ganenoisseur

Computer, Engage Maximum Gane

>Chandler heems the back of the head
WHAT THE FUCK THATS HECKING EVIL CUT THIS THUG FROM THE COMPANY AND KILL HIS NIGGER SONS
>Gane heems the back of the head
ZOMG GANE DADDY!!!! BBC!!!!! WOW

Activate the Gane boosters

>>151654144
Keith Peterson said all those strikes were legal

Kek look at this wonk nose muzzie freak, raped bitch!

Computer, turn on the Gane boosters, crank it up to 10

>>151654168
This guy will never become champion

Every Steve Garcia Knockouts

>>151654144
Gane posters are the biggest cucks on heem

XGane on

>>151653657
>ZERO TITLES

Shut up peanut

Me to mudslimes:

Activate Gane mode, disengage all safety protocols

Thoms gonna be great at catching people when they fall in PowerSalp

>>151653621 (OP)
>gassed during round 1
>already checks the clock
>gets a bloody nose
>gets his takedown attempt stuffed
>gets outstriked
>quits
>tries to leave the octagon as soon as possible
>gets the humiliation ritual interview from DC
>gets exposed as a bitch
>even the doctors clearly think he's a little bitch
>everyone see through his bad acting
what a downfall

>>151654196
Literally won the same title as Rapedspinall only Khabib didn’t retire to upgrade his mickey mouse belt

HEEMINDER that Rapedspinall has never won an undisputed title fight

Computer, turn on Gane overdrive, all levels on max

>>151654205
not with that reaction speed

Have you ever had oneitis for a girl who doesn't know you exist?

What is best in life, /heem/?

Aspinall is pushing 40 and people were acting like he's a fresh young face. I'm glad Gane vaporized his hype.

>>151654222
Never happened to me, but I can imagine it'd really suck.

>>151654222
You gotta be trans now sorry. Yes you can still boy Aspinall

Good evening spammy, not taking the Aspinal loss well I see?

>shut up you fucking plebs. cant you see that he's illegally incapacitated me?

Tom will have his get back.
soon.

Take ya ppps off ya face playa

>>151653682
well Ive found my opinion

>>151653685
Gane showed that Aspinall has no will and no cardio, it's not something you can fix in 3-4 months. The only chance Aspinall wins is via ethereal heem but I don't think he has this kind of power.

>>151653766
>>151653918
nice delayed reaction times toms an evil had let’s go

true geordie coping and seething for 20 minutes

https://youtu.be/da7DtD7c71s?si=dvB0NRdckdAiCd0F

>>151654099
post the rest
hijabi1 and 3 please

>>151654384
Du piggy was tryna suck his sexy Zatdaddy’s soul out

>>151654317
Oh dear oh dear...9/10 is not very attractive at all I fear

>>151654410
You're arabic

>Skin: 8.5/10

Sneed-bros...spammy was right all along!!

>>151654429
Another sexy Unheemable daddy!

This is why us TWPiggies simply can’t compete, sadly

>make him balder and more russian
this is how murzakanov was born

Talmbout Amir Muzratkanov?

>>151654464
I think his name is azamat, guy did what ankalaev couldn't do

YJK AGPoatan’s diaper was fully loaded when daddykanov destroyed that disgusting deformed piglet

Ankalaev? What ever happened there

>>151654485
don't sully murzakanovs name with your gay non sense

>>151654489
severe inbreeding Id suspect

>>151654502
props for knowing Sully Murzakanov

>>151654502
He’s a sexy daddy

Are we hyped?

Many such cases, I lament

>>151654529
I literally look like this and got raped by my father as a child by the way

Can't you stop pretending to be me mate? Thanks.

I must propose this thought experiment once again: suppose there was an alternate reality where Tom had been winning the first round comfortably, would he still have chosen to end the fight due to the foul?

Based Tommy is going to come back and Buck break Gane with his BWC in round 1, cheese at the camera while saying his peepers were fine the whole time, then Fortnite dance out like an alpha bull. Mass /heem/cel suicide incoming

Eye pokes happen every other fight. Why are bongs seething so much like Gane is a dirty fighter? Because they know Aspinall was exposed and want to change the narrative.

Chadzakunov is not a brazza btw. He’s a Circassian BEAST who lives on the border to Georgia. Not a brazzoid stock at all.

>>151654569
Circassians are a type of brazza

I saw a youtube comment that claimed that 75% of fighters who get eye poked go on to lose the fight
if true, or close to true, this is good evidence that Gane truly is a masterful tactician to use this technique so early in a title fight; setting the stage for his grab at the belt

34.67% chance Aspinall ducks the rematch.

>>151654589
Brazza is Avar / Dagestani, not a blanket term for muslims otherwise Poohand and Kamarudeen are brazzas and theyre not

>>151654378
True Jordie has been reduced to a bad Guru impersonator. Sad!

>>151654615
No, It’s any Muslim from the caucuses that’s how it’s always been used

>>151654563
no he didnt want to fight with what he thought was a significant unfair disadvantage. him being ahead wouldn't have changed that imo

>>151654604
Gane rubbed his balls with his left hand when DC was interviewing him, then made sure to touch DC with it when they shook hands at the end.

>>151654527
>Brown HW meme guy vs Aspinalls Lover
You know what to do Salsa Boy

>>151654567
1. they are cazzies
2. brexit victim mentality

Gane simply had a BBC

TWPiglets can’t compete

>>151654527
do people really watch these?

>>151654567
ganes biggest highlight package is him cheating for 4 minutes

how come you never saw eye pokes in pride? were they just better fighters?

>>151654663
Bushido Code

He's revved as sheit b

you know those posts get filtered right?

>>151654625
I disagree. If he felt he was winning, he would have chosen to continue. Do you know of any fights where a winning fighter got fouled and chose to quit?

>>151654623
So if Merab converted to muslim he’d be a brazza? Na b

>>151654222
yes and shes dead

>>151654683
It's actually shockingly easy to filter spammy, dude has the like smallest vocabulary ever (sadly)

>>151654196
same number of undisputed title wins

I filtered him a few weeks ago too. Super easy.

>>151654712
Ya disgusting dripping DoubleDipDeadDaddyDickdownDirtyDiaperPanties filter fetid feces onto the floor sadly

Sadly

>>151653766
what if he genuinely thinks his eye's fucked because he's never experienced genuine adversity in his fighting career before
it's like his first time fighting somebody who can actually fight back made him freak out
he could genuinely be this delusional

WHAAYA BOOIN ME I CUNT SEE

Tom Aspinall is the Ferguson/Poirier/Gaethje tier as far as heavyweight is concerned sadly

Imagine Khabib won the belt off Ragin Al then quit against Gooby (aka the real fight that cements him as champ
That is Tomala’s situation, got gifted a toy belt and failed to beat the number 1 guy in the division to legitimise it
He is STILL not undisputed

>>151654077
because they hate their shit ass religion

>g-guys why are you booing it was knuckle deep eye poke
>Replay shows finger only wint in the other eye

KWAB

>>151654807
Tom quit, we have been through this

Tom has committed the most disgraceful act inside the octagon since Paul Daley smdh

Stand yaaaa baaaaase, staaaand ya base, the space is yours!

If I was Tom I simply would have continued but loaded up the most brutal nut shot right after to buy more time this is the champion mindset though that Tom lacks

Poor plump pill piggy

Jamaica is about to get heemed

>>151654923
Good.

So it's confirmed?

Former double champion Conor McGregor will return to the octagon in the White House event.

Hamdy and Azat both got heemed.

Aspiggy lost sadly

>>151655151
kek

>>151655008
Built for my big white cock

Most of the focus has been on Quitspinall but I’d just like to say how happy I am that GODne got his aura and respect back. Far too many people that he was a bum off the street because he got btfo by the GOAT. Even the most ardent Troonspinallfags admit GODne won the first round. Bon GODmin bros, our respect as a fighter is back. Let’s heem his nuts next time in the rematch and go for that spinal cord once and for all

Smiff would body Tom

Andy isn't even his fazza, he's Tom Fury(an actually skilled one)

I just went on Facebook to try to look for my workplace oneitis 10 years ago but couldn't find her and now I'm sad

Name a bigger aura loss

Sheikh Gane ZUTTed Tiny Tom

>>151655284
i think i miss her but i could be delusional

>>151655008
very nice thank you

How long until the rematch? Like 6 months or earlier than that?

>>151655309
0-3 in title fights, aura GONE

Chama

>>151655391
Gane has to prove he's worth by getting a win without controversy yet he has pretty much did illegal shit in every single fight so I'm willing to bet the eye poke was intentional after he felt that pressure

>>151655205
Why is Marc Goddard's down syndrome son in Smiff's entourage?

>>151655419
this nigga lost a unanimous decision to magomed ankalaev

>>151655419
I bet he feels pretty vindicated

Rematch. I gingerly creep to the center of the ‘gon. Outstretched fingers await me. “I won’t quit this time,” I whisper under my breath. “I won’t quit this time, whatever happens.” The spinning attacks miss. The gas tank depletes. GANE dances playfully in and out of range like a ballerina. Heh. His jabs don’t hurt at all. I can take this. Something drips onto my chest. I look down. B-Blood? Is this mine? I put my finger to my face and draw it away again. My hand is soaked in my own blood. My heart rate begins to race. I’m forced to breathe out of my mouth. And still GANE dances. Suddenly his smile becomes wicked and the time for jabbing, he senses, is over. Soon I keel over, exhausted after a barrage of teeps to my fat kebab-guzzling gut. Boom. Hammerfist to the spinal cord. Another one, and another. I am writhing and twisting and turning his head, folded over myself, disoriented and fat. I’m a cornered animal, my cerebellum has been disabled with a series of masterful strikes to the occipital bone. My motor control is failing me. I’m fat. I’m an injured gazelle, or an injured warthog anyway GANE pounce. My torment has only begun. “I won’t quit this time, what ever happens”, I say inside my head. That peculiar smile of that deadly ballerina turns into a grin and I, impossibly! hear the voice of GANE speak telepathically in my head: “Mon ami… You are braver this time around. I commend you. This time, I will leave your eyes alone. Before it registers with your consciousness, before you have the time to decide you’ve had enough, the guillotine will fall upon your neck and sever your input. This is my gift to you, mon ami — I will permit you to die brave.”
Suddenly, his eyes flash with a red glint, and all that I am, all that makes Tom Aspinall, is nevermore.

2 muslim fighters CUT.
2 muslim fighters OUT.

>>151653751
he tried to grapple in the first round for all the good it did him

>>151655419
Is there a full list compiled of fighters who intimated that Tom is a bitch yet? Chama, Dustin, Smif, Chael, Bingbong, Aljo…

>>151655552
he didnt commit to a takedown at all, didn't even level change

>>151655528
CHILLS.

>>151655536
Should have cut that Kelvin Gastelum lookin doo too

>>151655552
Gane wasn’t throwing kicks biting on every level change feint

>>151655472
That is not going to happen. The people knows Gane is right now one of the best of the division. He doesn't have to prove anything.

Gane vs Alex is a more anime fight than Asspiggy vs anyone.

>>151655472
Daner was already talking about the rematch in the presser lol, there is literally no other fight to make, everyone else is a fat tomato can.

>>151655205
Smiff lasted 25 minutes against Jon, Gane didn't even survive a round. Gane made Tommy boy quit.
Levels upon levels, chill.

Bills

Ganescholardom used to be ironic based on that he’s just some dumbass whose athletic base is being able to play football and basketball hunnid pacent but I’m convinced that Ganecels have memed it so much over the years that they unironically think he’s some capeshit tier Dr. Manhattan butterfly effect genius with his calculations. Similar to how mengs be brap posting as a joke for so long they start to like braps.

>>151655697
Jones vs Pereira
Gane vs Pereira

Which one would you like to see?

>>151655494
that's Gabriel Gonzaga

Tom walks away with the belt, Gane walks away being a known cheat. As it should be, I lament.

>>151655787
I feel like Jon cumpsters Alex with grappling too easy so Gane.

>>151655827
Because they are pure kickboxers?

>>151655729
Nah fuck that!

>>151655842
Yeah, it's like watching K-1 without having to watch that crap.

Tom walks away with a belt he never won,
Gane walks away with the knowledge that he can take this belt from this pussy with ease and make it legitimate

Chills

Whispers of Aaron Pico
Shrieks of Shem Rock

Tom walks away with two title defenses and Gane walks away empty handed with total regret knowing his cheating is now public.

Levels.

Why does Gane always choke in title fights? This is the third time now

Tom is a fucking mark and got exposed. FRIGID.

Gane being a better fighter than Tom breaks a lot of cazzie brains kek. They got drip fed cazzie social media narratives about Tom being the new Ngannou/Jones tier monster and also narratives about Gane being some can who lost to Jones. So when the supposed bum Gane effortlessly outclasses the supposed new GOAT, these cazzoids who don’t watch fights, their minds are destroyed.

If they weren’t 300ers they’d know that Gane is better than Asspainal.

>>151653621 (OP)
Quintessentially French

>>151655995
The first time was the interim belt and nobody will consider this a defense.

>aspinall after the fight
crying, sad
>gane after the fight
chill, laughing

>Tom walks away with two title defenses

Yeah and Justin Gaethje was a world champion Lmao

>>151655659
He also kept ducking in when Aspinall was throwing his jab, could recreate Ngubu vs Overeem if he fainted it and timed the uppercut right.

>Jon didn't like the ol' range check
Was wondering why Tom didn't do it this time.

>tom
3 up
>gane
3 down

I fell for the narrative
Flukas deceived me
Guru deceived me
Bedtime deceived me
All the talking head bums deceived me and I brought Tom Aspinall being the most dangerous man in combat sports history, but I have to face the truth.
The version of Gane we saw at 321 folds every other heavyweight in history. He was HIM.

>>151656061
>nobody
you forgot to ask somebody

>>151656274
>crying about a DQ while some poojeeta openly mocks you for being a giant vagina
there has never been a more brutal story loss in the sport of poofc

Mauson

What were they fighting for? GOAT status? No. The belt? No. Just two real ones in a tough guy contest, eye poking the shit out of each other, praying for a HEEM..

Bro got eyepoked? Kevin Nash got asspoked. Repeatedly.

Levels.

>>151656274
Unless he heems Gane in less than 2 minutes there is absolutely no coming back from this
This is aura suicide

Aspitranny has the same amount of title wins as Paddy the Chaddy and 2 less than BispKING and Peon

>>151656417
I miss real fights

>fighters regularly think they've won when they've clearly lost
>tom was able to immediately discern within three strikes who was winning the first round
You call yourself ganescholars? More like ganeapes or, as I like to say, ganetards. Gane couldn't even figure out how to position his fingers and Tommy boy was over here doing advanced mathematics.

Gane gets sparked out cold in the first 30 seconds of the rematch.

>>151656697
and then he cheated and lost the belt. boom. 2nd title defense complete tom won.

>>151656697
It's easy to make your opponent look clumsy when you've sharpened your nails and constantly have them outstretched at them.

Next.

Do you guys really believe Tom is faking it? Like, gun to your head, future depends on a clear lie detector, you don't think his eyes were hurt?

>>151656274
Why does Tom keep doing this shit? lmao

Yet even more evidence how much this little bitch was scared of Gane and coward under pressure

>>151656745
>>151656771
lmao these guys, tom's striking is mediocre as fuck. lunging in like a retard with your chin in the air works on fat slobs but not gane who's athletic

>>151656980
lmao who has the belt? oh that's right.. LMAO

>>151656980
The only reason his chin was in the air was to keeps his eyes away from Gane's fingers. It's the best way to do it, and frankly extremely high IQ.

>>151654778
those guys were all actually good though
tom is like if you took a normal guy who has been training mma for six months and then blew him up to 6'4 and allowed him to only fight fatasses and 45 year olds

>>151657093
If Aspinall looked smaller than Gane imagine compared with Ngannou.

>>151657093
it would probably be like the second stipe fight
tom would land one decent counter in the middle of getting heemed and fanboys would cope about it forever

>>151657050
this era of HW is easily the weakest we've seen, who cares. Prime Cain would have melted Tom
>>151657053
lol nah man b, tom's striking is trash and it's crazy to think he'd be competitive in boxing.

Derrick Lewis unironically heems Trashspinall

Striking Unlimited Frank Mir buries Aspenballs in 1st round

>>151656798
I don't care that his eye hurt. It's a fight

>>151657217
Tim Sylvia was champion

https://youtube.com/shorts/ni2rfVAWhhY?si=HMDWO_7GCotJOQOU

BADDEST. MAN. ON. THE. PLANET.

>>151657321
Juiced Sylvia kills tom

>>151657406
Way too slow

>>151657321
sylvia is better than tom based on the arlovski eye test

Seriously hope you're not a pleb and all your hot dogs are UFC branded like mine.

>>151657217
Tom's striking was trash and he still hit Gane a number of flush shots, again only three strikes behind.

>>151657483
Arlovski knocked him out

>>151657093
Depends on if Ngannou still has a chin.
Tom's habit of backing off in a straight line would probably cost him tho.

Gane

>>151657533
tom was losing on damage. gane was also finding his shots while tom was mixing things up trying to find his rhythm

>>151657093
Big Frank defended his belt with 2 destroyed knees. Tomala couldn't dream of this.

the most obvious take away from all of this is that tom has the belt and gane cheated.

Tom quit and Gane secured the rematch

gane cheated and tom got another successful title defense

Tom will be extra motivated in the rematch

official verdict

"Me fooken eye, I can't see !"
- Thomas Binhole

I yearn for the urn.

what incentive do you have to continue with impaired vision when you have nothing to gain? tom wasnt challenging for the title

>>151658394
Winning the fight, perhaps

>>151658394
But he had his reputation to lose by not continuing. Surely that counts for something.

Quinton Jackson

Tom is getting what he deserves for ducking Jon

>>151658416
he was too compromised to continue
>>151658432
he'll redeem himself when he starches gane whenever that happens

>>151658505
tom has the belt, you're right he got what he deserves. another title defense

>>151658516
He was too outmatched to continue. Never has a fighter quit from a foul against an inferior opponent

Gane heemed this mentally ill freak

Raja Jackson wouldn’t have quit from an eye poke

Heeminder that this is how a real one reacts to getting fouled

Tom Quits n' all

>>151658677
replay revealed there was no contact to the cup

Gane is now on a quest to take back what is rightfully his, taken away from him by a coward with no heart.

Aspian

"Run the Tom Aspinall simulation, what are probability of success?"

"99 percent"

"And the other 1 percent?"

"One percent chance of Tom Aspinall quitting"

Tommy Blue Lips

Tom needs to open his third eye for the rematch

>>151658932
It's gonna get poked and he quits again

>>151658932
So that Gane can poke it

Tom needs to open his brown eye for the rematch

Tom has vacated the title

I have vacated my Tom

>>151658932
Gane tried opening it for him but Tom quit .3 seconds into the initiation ceremony

The Greatness of Gane manifested as two fingers that poked Aspinall draining him of any willpower to go on. Gane won.

New fighter named Joseph Covid

>>151656172
It's stupid both ways. If Tom's trying to find his own range doing this, he's retarded. Range in stance is different, and he could just touch his teammate's shoulder, who's a similar height, before the fight.
If he's trying to find his opponent's reach, he's giving them his reach first, like he's saying here. After all the le reach check edits this is hilarious if it's what made Tom too embarrassed to do it again.

stop talking about tom

Tom Aspinall poking simulator

Tommy No Knees

Aspinall has vacated his eyes

jon anik

Real Eyes
Realize
Real Lies
If only Tom knew this

In preparation for his rematch Tom Aspinall has removed both his eyes to make sure no fingers can poke them. Prepare to see a different Tom Aspinall in the rematch.

Jon Jones has accepted a fight against Cyril Gane for the vacant Heavyweight belt.

shut the FUCK up dont talk about tom anymore he didnt do anything wrong

Gane, James Gane.
*shoots you in the eye*

>>151659167
I agree. We have so many more pressing subjects to discuss like the next ufc main event: Onama vs Garcia

sean brady has his own fast food meal
biggest star in mma history

Diaper TOm needs to change his fucking diaper. Tommy Pickles

thoughts ?

Tomrot

https://www.tiktok.com/@viralytvidz/video/7565646438001118486?q=Tom%20aspinall&t=1761616656140

tiktok roasting tom

Ciryl Gane will metaphysically poke Tom Aspinall in his soul leaving him a soulless husk, a body that moves on its own. Victory is assured.

>>151659230
Dude the UFC is so based cant wait to see her do that at the white house. SLAY!

>>151659216
>boneless
what a fucking can

>>151659216
knocked the FUCK OUT by Belal. the most humiliated fighter in the UFC.

>>151659230
What is that? What am I looking at? Describe it to me

>>151653682
Based.

>>151659286
Brutal tko.

>Gets in Tom's face and calls him out for lying despite being a manlet
>Convinces Ciryl to style on him before poking Tom in the eyes to let everyone he's a quitter
How does he keep winning?

>>151659339
That offends me. My brother-in-law is black.

champ in a year
goat in 5

>>151659249
You mean Tiktaalik? Understandable, he would undoubtedly return to the water if took a look at Tom Aspinall.

crawford hands

>>151659339
Hmm I'm imagining it right now and I have to say it's not pretty.

>"Fuck you, you stupid faggot"
>"Y-yes s-sir"

>>151659480
Me personally, I would have crushed that can for pointing at me on site fr

>>151659348
you forgot
>broke in veronica's sweaty pussy

Defeat

do NOT trap Tom in the Gane dimension

tom won. story and belt.

shook and chilled

>>151653918
Reminds me of when i was young and trying to skip school by play acting how sick i was to my mom

My wife is on a girl's trip to Jamaica, is she going to be okay?

>>151659719
yeah Gane is in france. her eyesight is fine

Well done, Tom, well done. Your performance was... Lackluster. I will rape you next time. I will rape you

>refuses to acknowledge Tom was getting his shit pushed in and calls for DQ lose against Ciryl after saying for months how Tom would dispatch Gane easily.
>"It was only 1 round, who knows how it would've turned out."
Tom's average fight time is 2 minutes and we'd never seen him take hardly any damage, much less bleed, was unprecedented. But to then go out and start saying it should've been an automatic DQ is fucking giga cope.

>>151659762
This guy's a D1 glazer bro

>>151659762
This guy is Jewish, allegedly.

30 significant strikes to 27 significant strikes
nobody has ever won a fight after being outstruck in the first round - ganejeets

>>151653887
Curtis freakin Blaydes

Jon Jones will rematch Alexander Gustafsson at the White House.

>>151659812
Tom clearly knew he was about to get schooled or he would have continued fighting

Tom went out for a few seconds after one of those jabs

>>151659844
gane knew he was going to lose, hence the foul

>>151659844
tom has the belt and gane has another example of being a dirty cheating fighter

>>151659887
The foul was ruled accidental, however

What if Tom had eyes on the back of his head?

why didn't tom just wear his goggles?

CARYAN GODNE vs PIG PIGSPIGNALL

The anti eye poke gloves where those gloves where you couldn't open your hand completely or how did they work?

>>151659743
Why's it always gotta be sexual with you man, get your mind outta the gutter

two heterosexual men

>>151660013
BJ Penn kind of sounds like Blowjob Penis, when you think about it

>He's just finding Gane's timing! Any second, he would've heemed.
sure bud

>>151660038
man what the hell

>>151659890
lol tom quit before he could ever REALLY win the undisputed title.
at least reddit rob got one win while undisputed champ.
LEVELS

Big fat clumsy diaper baby versus a graceful fine tuned pantheresque machine with rippling muscle. Yeah, rape and kill the prime minister of the United Kingdom

>>151660091
couldnt help but notice tom got another title defense and went home with the belt. gane meanwhile showed he can't be trusted to play by the rules.

shocked.

In many ways Gane is now the undisputed heavyweight champion, even if the belt is not with him, it's only cosmetics anyway.

>>151655499
was that before or after the brazza got heemed stupid

>>151660130
Wow, I never thought it about like that. You're telling me that despite his embarrassing and cowardly performance, Tom retained his title? This changes everything

>>151660130
Gane didn't tell Tom to go home. Tom told himself that. He could've poked Gane first and nobody would've said shit.

Tom lost not only his status as undisputed champion but also his dignity. Shame.

>>151660130
>tom got another title defense
wrong

>>151656417
How many fights have been stopped where the fighter wants the fight stopped? 99% of fights I feel get stopped and the fighter is doing everything to stay in.
That's what most people see sadly.

Mick Parkin would beat both of them.

>>151659808
Turn on your monitor.

I don’t need to read some Swedish faggot’s lecture on integrity in fighting

>>151660232
you could pick literally any two people in history and say that

NOOOOO PLEASE AAAAAAH CIRYL PLEASE STOP OI'M FOOKEN BLEEDING RIGHT NOW MATE AAAAAAH NOOOO REF HELP REF REEEEF HELP ME ! LOOK ! LOOK ! ME EYE ! ME FOOKEN EYE ! AAAAH ME EYE GOT THE HURTSIES ! OI CANNOT FIGHT MATE ! PLEASE OI WANT THIS FOIGHT TO END ME EYE GOT THE HURTSIES OI SWEAR !!

>>151660232
It would be very close but I see Gane edging him out in the end

>>151660215
it's his second defense.
>>151660168
>>151660203
the belt is around tom's waist.

Fondamenta degli incurabili.

>>151660264
Yet you did read it. Curious...

Thing Tom expected an easy DQ win. Instead he got a no contest. Funny thing is I think he would have won if he continued

>>151660130
Oh dear.... ohh dear...

>>151660291
>belt around his waist
Yeah after getting his face busted by pitter patter Gane then eye fucked. Both are fact lmao

>>151660362
How about I break your orbital bone? How’s that for an eye injury?

just farming you's from absolutely DUMB minorities

The belt has been lost to time

>>151660417
Can you tell us who has the belt and who cheated again? People forget, man

>>151660291
that's not a defense

>>151660461
it's his second defense. nice try!

>>151660454
Alex

What if Tom Aspinal got Fournier Gangrene?

The Belt is ethereally with Ngannou.

>>151660417
Your parents must be proud.

>>151660648
chills

can't wait to see Tom v Ngannou at PFL Africa

>>151660653
Shut up, nigger. Dont ever get uppity with my bro like that ever again

Cain lost to Ngannou who lost to Joshua who lost to Dubois who lost to Usyk.
Technically Usyk is the lineal heavyweight champion in both boxing and MMA and the lineal championship have been out of the UFC since 2023

>>151660725
cain was old when he ran into ngannou

>>151660722
Does being racist make you happy?

>>151660725
Different sports i'm afriad.

>>151660751
So? He was still the Lineal champion after beating Travis Browne.

>>151660722
based.

>>151660725
how does that work if it's a different sport? actually I beat ngannou at pingpong before the joshua fight so I'm the lineal champion

>>151660684
It'd be funny if someone went "hey tom over here, yeah so goo goo gaga goo goo gaga im a wittle baby my eye is owie, is that you tom? yes it is next question how do you think you'll lose to Gane this time around?"

>>151660796
You have to heem him.

>>151660796
Only if it happened at the Olympics im afraid

>>151660725
If you spell Cain with a G you get Gain, now if you spell Gane with a C you get Cane pretty rad if you ask me.

>>151657093
how is it that people cannot fathom a fighter progressing throughout the years and base their opinions on highlight reels?

>>151660855
You didnt answer the question

tried to tell you guys tom was a prima donna

the champion has a name

Ngannou would not win against this version of Gane

Why are people so invested in this dumb shit? Is it because of how loosely connected this is with Jon Jones?
Not even the Khabib-Conor post fight brawl drew this much polarizing reactions. Let them fucking fight again and figure this shit out.

>>151660790
not the same cain that won the belt, his knees were fucked by then

Which Brit is a bigger quitter? Tom Aspinall or Brendan Rodgers?

>>151660908
and his name is Giacomo Della Madonna

Just when I thought Aljo couldn’t be more based

>>151660935
Hey whatever gets the machine pumping you know what I mean

>>151660722
Honestly? Respect for standing up to me like that.

>>151654222
Nah, I always turn their lives into hell. If they can't have me, they'll as miserable as possible. I used to be a lawyer so I know the leaps to ruin them without getting a restrictive order.

>>151660979
Honestly, respect for respecting him like that

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha

hahahahaha

I wonder - was there any other outcome to Tom vs Gane that would’ve spiralled /heem/ as much as the eyepoke has?

>>151661097
If they just started to have a dwerk off in the middle of the octagon which Gane would have won btw

>>151661097
Gane winning via TKO after the eyepoke like The Chris did to Bruno Silva

>>151661097
>Tom wins: Gane always sucked
>Gane wins: Aspinall fraud checked
Only a DQ win would've been more chaotic

Double fridge champ soon /blanchfield/ formerly known as /heem/

so tom has the belt right? Gane has... nothing? Oh wait he has a cheating title now KEK

>>151661240
same vibes

>>151661097
personally i was kind of on the fence about tom before this
he's kind of an obnoxious faggot, he's getting trailer park tattoos and constantly sucking himself off for being the greatest athletic specimen of all time, but he was also a white heemer who is seemingly willing to fight

then he comes out this week talking about switching to boxing, quits in the first five minutes, and then releases several completely bitchmade cope videos

it's too easy to make fun of him at this point

>>151661265
lmao nice one man
jk you suck

Anyway, watch Rizin and ONE.

>>151661352
man what the hell get this shit outta here

>>151661352
No

hahahaha tom has the belt and gane fans are fucking brown

Eye pokes aren’t illegal in the streets. Tom would have got his wig split if he came to my hood.

>>151661296
There was too much expectation on Tom that made it impossible to fulfill. He needs to pull a Pereira like rebound and really leave no question in the rematch otherwise people are gonna keep clowning him.

Guru is live.

>>151661460
show him this

>>151661460
If only he were dead

>>151660935
Its literally the same 5-6 mentally ill sharty rejects spamming shit

TOM ASPINALL SPENT 13 MONTHS TRAINING FOR THIS FIGHT.

HE SWAPPED DIETS WITH EDDIE HALL TWICE.
HE RATED THE TATTOOS OF 200 DIFFERENT MMA FIGHTERS.
HE WENT FUCKING INDOOR ROCK CLIMBING.

AND YOU THINK HE'D JUST QUIT? YOU COULDN'T LAST A SECOND IN HIS WORLD, BUCKYBOO.

Guru is dead.

Why the FUCK was Hamdy cut??

>>151661436
Wouldn't the pressure on Aspinall be much higher the 2nd time around? Because he must not only prove he's better than Gane and deserving of the belt, but now he has to put on a performance worth the wait for 2 fights.

>>151661423
It's a MMA combat, not a fight. There are rules.

Shane Carwin would've knocked out Aspinall.

>>151661576
too fat

>>151661590
For sure an expectation that he has more tools thus should be able to change his approach next time around. But we still don't really know what his skillset looks like and maybe it isn't as diverse as we thought. We already know what Gane's strategy tends to look like so and from the 4 minutes we saw, it was pretty standard with exception of the extra aggression. Either way it's Tom's fight to lose.

>>151661576
couldn't break the buck even with the buck pulling down his own pantaloons

My name is Tom Aspinall.
I was groomed by my Father.
This is my story of trans acceptance.

>>151662019
No it only happened a couple days ago

>>151662019
tomato tomato
point is that he acted like madonna when faced with an eyepoke

>>151653621 (OP)
so sick of HW drama. fuck the hw division

cant believe how quickly tom is stacking title defenses

>>151662299
Tom would have kept all his fans if he lost with one eye and pity points would have got him a rematch. Toms a fucking retard

>>151662299
>its real

>>151662361
Doesn't count as a title defence, it was a no contest.

remember that epic quote from 300
>our arrows will blot out the sun
>well, we shan't be fighting in those conditions

take off your glasses

>>151653621 (OP)
>>151653621 (OP)
official card rating

Steve Garcia vs David Onana.. OCR

reminder that this is what ganecord looks like

>>151662299
he just needs to quit one more and then drop the sport for boxing and he'll have Khabib tier legacy

shut up bitch

Anyone here a fan of dean and Luke Thomas

>>151653657
All the real ones calling that nigga out i bet jiri(true Aryan warrior) also thinks lowly of that coward

>>151662815
I'm glad Pavlovich has some fans still

chael said it should have been a DQ

>>151663846
So fucking molestable and rapeable

>>151663897
“There is no way to stop the fight because of the eye poke. I have one more eye.” - Jiri

>>151663967
chael said tom quit as well he's just playing devil's aggregate

If Tom gets the DQ Im full on flipped against him. I was rooting for him going into this but WTF man. Fighters have come back aginst worse eye pokes, its questionable whether or not he should have even gotten the no contest. Pushing for a DQ against a guy whos really got his last title shot and was looking good. IDK maybe its just a doggy dog world

>>151662815
It really does feels good being a Ganescholar

I really want the rematch to end the same way, it would be funny.

Tom should have kept going, he could have used the eyepoke as an excuse for his loss, now he won't have any excuses when he loses the rematch and people know he's a quitter.

people are retarded for thinking aspinalls heems meant hes a good fighter. theres a difference between someone like ilia methodically setting up a heem over the course of a fight, vs catching a HW bum in the first round

>>151664539
why didn't all the other hws just do that then?

next sorry bout the previous dont care tho desu
>>151664524
>>151664524

>>151664539
The HW roster is 100% bums so there's no one anyone can fight to prove they're it bums themselves

>>151664544
boxing is a going out of business sale dumbass

>>151664582
idk

>>151653960
im not into ufc and didn't watch the fight but holy shit reddit was right, that IS diabolical

>>151653918
Me at my high school nurse's office at 1 o'clock cause I don't want to take my calculus test at 3

>>151653621 (OP)
I told you guys Gane was a bad matchup for Tomala.

>slip?

Is haram, brother.

islams last real fight was 500+ days ago and it was a war with the desiccated corpse of uncstin poirier. jdm is gonna fuck this kid up

>>151658432
But he doesnt lose any reputation when not continuing due to a clear foul. Thats just smart by Tom

>>151653621 (OP)
Are people still doubting Jon Jones' greatness?

>>151687751
no he handled the Gane like nothing while the baddest man on the planet aidspinall couldn’t land a clean hit.