Thread 151694522

Lawrence blasts 'delusional' Giants legend Banks
Wentz defends Vikings: Nobody 'forcing me' to play
Sources: Carter to Philly, Metchie to Jets in trade
Hutchinson's $141M guaranteed is non-QB record
Saints plan to start QB Shough for rest of year
Raiders TE Bowers 'ready to roll' after knee injury
Commanders' McLaurin out; Daniels in line to play
Falcons optimistic Penix will return against Pats

let’s all take the time to say something beautiful about jenny

People would be talking about how he's the best safety in the NFL right now if the refs hadn't fucked him out of 2 TDs.

>>151694580
Is he actually an autism?

>>151694580
>dancing and 'chill' when your team is getting blasted

>>151694601
I hope so. That's what you want in a QB
>>151694609
That was the Raiders game

>>151694580
again, not joe flacco, quit lying.

>>151694609
>_lack Q_s

>>151694513
i doubt they do, they're paying him a fuck ton of money.
the real concern is whether or not they fire poles after this season.

KKKKNKOWING ALL THE
PAIN AND THE
HEARTACHE
IVE FELT I
JUST CANT HELP
BUT TO THINK
ITS CAUSED BY MYSELF
AND
KEEP IGNORING ALL
THINGS
THAT WILL
MAKE ME
BETTER
CANT HELP BUT TO
THINK ILL
BE THIS WAY
FOREVER

You can't hide forever...

>>151694826
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=CfKRRX8SV1jojgL0

>>151694824
george wont do it

he was so chill and nonchalant when he did this

>>151694879
I only eat edibles on the weekend. I will listen to this then.

>>151694895
and that's why >we need to rape him

>>151694847
lmfao

>>151694937
h-h-ow can i connect with anybody
if nobody connects with me
h-how can i connect with anybody
if nobody connects with me
*ding*

>>151694897
It's a scripted foomble

this might've been his most chill and nonchalant moment ever

>>151694647
>that was the raiders game
They were probably losing

>>151695053
>burrs scripted to win
never ever

Knowing that I'm stupid and crazy, I've heard it
Can't help but to feel like an unending burden
Never got the chance to just be how I wanted
Can only blame the past that I'm given, I'm haunted

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=598tPPX_9kA&si=rnfsJBB6vyv7ah2T

>>151695055
brisker always choosing the most violent end to a play is very endearing to me

>>151694987
WE ARE HERE TO TALK ABOUT FOOTBALL NOT GAYLEB'S PERSONALITY

Who could've seen this coming? He was such a beast in college!!

>>151695099
That game was definitely a bears script it was their hail Mary revenge game with Ben Johnson as coach

>>151695214
Lmao what is on bruhs head?

>>151695195
he's hilarious, it's a damn shame this secondary will never be fully healthy

>>151695214
The edge rushers this class were all frauds

>>151695216
reffies were fucking over the bears defense on practically every 3rd and 4th down, moody won them the game out of sheer spite for the football gods

>>151695128
;(

OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 9 power rankings

1. Kansas City Chiefs
2. Philadelphia Eagles
3. Detroit Lions
4. Green Bay Packers
5. Indianapolis Colts
6. Los Angeles Rams
7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
8. Buffalo Bills
9. Denver Broncos
10. New England Patriots
11. Seattle Seahawks
12. Los Angeles Chargers
13. Pittsburgh Steelers
14. Houston Texans
15. San Francisco 49ers
16. Baltimore Ravens
17. Atlanta Falcons
18. Dallas Cowboys
19. Jacksonville Jaguars
20. Chicago Bears
21. Minnesota Vikings
22. Washington Commanders
23. Carolina Panthers
24. Cincinnati Bengals
25. Arizona Cardinals
26. Miami Dolphins
27. New York Giants
28. Cleveland Browns
29. New Orleans Saints
30. Las Vegas Raiders
31. New York Jets
32. Tennessee Titans

>>151695333
>10. New England Patriots
Too low.

>>151695210
ELITE QB right here

>>151695333
>7. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Stop ranking us so highly we have been exposed as frauds especially on offense

>>151695238
Fake spider. He likes celebrating Halloween all year round

>>151695245
/myguy/ Nic Scourton started slow but he's coming along nicely played very well the last 4 games

Where the fuck is he? There's no way he fucked off after suffering countless 4-12 seasons in the past.

which part of his body do you guys think rg4 will obliterate next?
my money is on his left foot

ack!

>>151695658
oof
should've happened to dart

>>151695658
YEOWCH!! THAT'S GONNA LEAVE A MARK!!!

>>151694847
funniest shit I've seen on this basket weaving app cuh

>>151694609
>>151694522 (OP)
>can't touch QBs
>every qb is a flaming dicksucker now

gayden daniels mommy posts here

>>151694847
ebin

>>151695774
Before or after Brady GOATs her?

>>151695774
>D-DONT INVOKE RG3 ON MUH SON
kwab

NFL Midseason Awards
>Game of the Year: Buccaneers-Seahawks Week 5
>Offensive Rookie of the Year: Tyler Warren, TE, Indianapolis Colts
>Defensive Rookie of the Year: Abdul Carter, EDGE, New York Giants
>Comeback Player of the Year: Aidan Hutchinson, EDGE, Detroit Lions
>Protector of the Year: Quenton Nelson, OG, Indianapolis Colts
>Coach of the Year: Shane Steichen, Indianapolis Colts
>Offensive Player of the Year: Jonathan Taylor, RB, Indianapolis Colts
>Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett, EDGE, Cleveland Browns
>MVP: Drake Maye, QB New England Patriots
Who you got /sp/?

>>151694547
Why did she like it?

what an absolutely atrocious line up this week

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 9 Edition!

1. Detroit Lions 31.9 (NC | -0.1)
2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.6 (NC |+0.1)
3. Indianapolis Colts 30.3 (NC | +0.1)
4. Los Angeles Rams 28.3 (NC | -0.3)
5. Buffalo Bills 27.7 (NC | +0.2)
6. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 26.9 (NC | -0.1)
7. Kansas City Chiefs 26.5 (NC | +0.1)
8. Green Bay Packers 25.5 (+1 | +1)
9. Seattle Seahawks 24.1 (-1 | -1.2)
10. Denver Broncos 23.1 (NC | +0.2)
11. New England Patriots 22.1 (NC | +0.2)
12. Los Angeles Chargers 20.8 (+1 | +1.4)
13. San Francisco 49ers 20.1 (-1 | -1.1)
14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.1 (NC | -0.1)
15. Chicago Bears 17.7 (NC | -0.5)
16. Jacksonville Jaguars 16.4 (+4 | +3.4)
17. Dallas Cowboys 16.2 (-1 | -0.4)
18. Houston Texans 15.3 (+4 | +4.9)
19. Atlanta Falcons 13.2 (-2 | -2.4)
20. Carolina Panthers 13 (-2 | -1.9)
21. Washington Commanders 12.4 (-2 | -1.9)
22. Baltimore Ravens 11.3 (+3 | +3.2)
23. Minnesota Vikings 10.2 (-2 | -2.4)
24. Cincinnati Bengals 9 (NC | -0.1)
25. Miami Dolphins 7.9 (+5 | +4.9)
26. New York Giants 6.7 (-3 | -3.4)
27. Cleveland Browns 5.9 (-1 | -1.1)
28. Arizona Cardinals 5.8 (-1 | -0.7)
29. Las Vegas Raiders 4 (-1 | -0.8)
30. New York Jets 2.8 (+2 | +1.8)
31. New Orleans Saints 2.2 (-2 | -2)
32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-1 | -1)

>>151695987
bears way too fucking high

what an absolutely incredible line up this week

>>151696014
Your wife’s date schedule?

>>151696014
Every game is a great game in Roger Goodell's NFL

>>151695957
ben got that rizz frfr

>>151695658
I heard he's questionable for Sunday

the bears will make the playoffs, I'm sure of it

You have to be grateful to Roger

>>151694582
Had to keep it under

I wish that dude had gotten on the right elevator

Live Chase

>>151696272
>>151696272
>>151696272

Wouldn't be here without Roger

The chargers are gonna chorge this weekend

>>151696201
I heard it was a full ligament tear and a full dislocation with compound fracture and skin tearing; IE his foot completely came off in the sock. Apparently though with modern surgery and all they honestly think he could be as good as new in about 12 months.

Skattebo better get all the designer PEDs and stem cells so hes even better next year that injury was some bullshit and will kill his career

>>151696360
9 months not 12. I guarantee he'll be ready by training camp. Modern medicine is wizardry

Mina needs to stop playing this prevent defense and go fight for be man Herbert.

>>151696414
The same thing happened to Dak Prescott in 2020 and he recovered fine

Colts this year = Vikings last year

I won't give up because Roger never did

>>151696503
colts are blowing out shitty teams
vikings were barely beating shitty teams

>>151696451
Hes not a power running back

>>151696545
People will continue to doubt the colts until theyre holding the trophy it just is what it is. No one's stopping them in the playoffs

>>151696545
You really trust daniel jones to win 3 big postseason games against real opponents?

>>151696627
My Steelers will stop them this Sunday

It's about that time...

>>151696652
the afc sucks so anything could happen

>>151696652
Autism is a superpower for quarterbacks. Just ask Brady.

>>151696724
Afc went 7-0 last week

Kirk Cousins come to my team pretty please

>>151696716
Could have done better on your Oasis song choice, but that's alright.

Where does he go and why is it the Jets?

>>151696716
Is that real song? I just can't ....

>>151696813
and there it is

Bagent

IT'S UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcwDj7fvBRk

>>151696830
the bagman cometh

The Fins should trade Tua + two 2nd's to the Raiders for a 5th to offload his contract.
Based or Cringe pilled?

What is EPA?

>>151696877
why would vegas want 2 different turnover machines at QB, not even remotely worth the 2nd's

>>151696414
He will likely try to return and never be the same

>>151696751
Packers beat the Steelers

>>151696948

that was a spiritual loss

>>151696912
The environmental protection agency, ya dingus.

>>151696978
#freejameis

Any Stud's itt?

>>151696990
>Harley
Wew these boys ain't beating the accusations.

>>151696970
For the Steelers, yeah

>>151696970
based ballknower

>>151697080
>black halftime performers

>>151697080
Shouldn't it be called the Hot 40?

>>151697115
Do you think Bad Bunny is going to do something scandalous or offensive?

>>151696545
Vikings blew out shitty teams last year like the Texans and Falcons and Bears. Colts have blown out the Titans x2, Raiders, and Dolphins. I’m not saying they’re not legit but the situation could be similar to the Vikings last year when it’s all said and done. Just fucking around with Daniel Jones.

>>151697080
Why the fuck did they go with Bad Bunny for halftime?

>>151697115

there hasn't been a white performer at the superbowl since before the pandemic lol

Colts and Patriots are frauds. Cream puff schedule babies

>>151697171
Looks like things have gone from Bad Bunny to Worse Bunny.

>>151697216
I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, ANDY DICK, JUST LIKE YOU KILLED PHIL HARTMAN'S WIFE!

>>151697201
He couldn't beat the Dolphins so why the fuck would anybody want him?

>>151697201
about time.

Bears are fucked

>>151697201
Where will he go?

>>151697201
I request a big boob chick who can cook and can't sleep without draining my balls

Steelers, Bengals and Browns are all cuc.ked franchises. Think about it logically. The Steelers are currently starting a Quarterback who actually beat them in a Superbowl. The most painful loss imaginable was due to this same man that they are actively paying a significant salary to and then ROOTING for. I couldn't imagine a bigger cuc.king than that. As for the Bengals and Browns are you seriously going to look yourselves in the mirror after giving Ravens Superbowl Quarterback Joe Flacco a salary after he beat your asses for years and won the ultimate prize? What on Earth are these people thinking? I cannot fathom a more cuc.ked experience other than that of being an actual cuc.kold and having a man have intercourse with your wife/partner. It boggles the mind. We've never seen a more cuc.ked division. If it weren't for the Baltimore Ravens the entire thing would be a complete write off

>>151697201
Nobody wants to pay you 40 million Kirko

>>151697280
keeeeek the kiwi just don't miss

>>151697171
Goodell is obsessed with making the game international, he legitimately wants to double the amount of foreign games

>>151697280
Some teams are just destined to slurp up sloppy seconds

>>151697196
Patriots schedule is easier than the Colts. It’s scientifically the easiest schedule, somebody posted a graphic of everybody’s schedule ranking the other day.

>>151696716
This self absorbed faggot has a mix tape too?

The patriots are the Vikings of this season

>>151697298
>>151697254
Jets would do it

>>151697319
I'm sure the league compensates the owners for lost revenue, but these international games suck for fans. You only get, what, like 8 home games a year

>>151697404
Colts are

>>151697451
Colts beat broncos. Broncos would heem patriots

What an impressive throw.
I'm still a Stroud truther. If only he went somewhere other than Houston.

>>151697447
He doesn't care about fans lol, just TV revenue.

>>151697451
Colts feel more like the Eagles of last year, but what they lack in talent is offset by superior coaching
>inb4 Sirianni taught Steichen everything he knew

>>151696990
It's absolutely gutting how Aaron spends his time with bara men like himself when he could be pounding so much more faggot bussy than you could ever comprehend

>>151697499
I don't think the Texans are that fucked. He's got a great defence and some nice young receivers. They need to build up the O line and invest in an everydown RB. They've got an extra 2nd and 4th round pick next year i expect Caserio to cook in the 2026 draft

>>151697280
>cuc.ked
You can just say cucked

>>151697597
I couldn't remember what things are filtered. I think onions is still filtered at least on /tv/ and tbqh senpai

No one's going to want to play my 12-5 Ravens in January

>>151696685
My steelers have a lazy dog shit defense and will be booty blasted

>>151697582
I'm not saying the roster isn't fixable, but that the Texans aren't going to fix it.

>>151697633
If the Stoolers choke the North to you guys, it'll be KWABOTY

>>151697633
lameme is not winning out lmao.

>>151697832
Have this in gif form, if you want it

You all might be throwing shade, saying they’re pretenders, but I know my team is losing in January, so there’s nothing you can do to hurt me.

>From a twitter doctor

Cam Skattebo injury update:

Diagnosis: Right ankle fracture/dislocation

Details:

Open fracture of the fibula
Deltoid ligament rupture

Good news that there was no high-ankle sprain or tibial fracture.

Translation: This could have been MUCH worse.

I think it’s very realistic that he’s back for Week 1 of 2026, and while he will have some lingering long-term issues, due to scar tissue, it won’t be as bad as Alex Smith, Chris Godwin, or OBJ’s.

There’s a decent chance he is ready for OTAs.

Overall great news!!!

>my team is better because we lose to good teams!
do "people" actually believe this?

>>151697829
They're set at QB, WR, DL, CB and Safety for the foreseeable future. LB and TE they're passable at but not special. O line and RB are the two spots that need major work. I don't think it's that big of a task. Caserio killed the 23+24 draft I think he's got a very good eye for talent. If they go let's say 8-9 this year I would expect a huge reload and them to be right back in the playoffs the following season. The Colts and Jags are playing good ball but do we think they're going to suddenly be division bullies for the next several years?

>>151697633
Looking at their schedule, the only good team they play is the Packers. They play the Steelers, who are mid, twice which could be battles for division lead. And they play the Patriots whom everybody keeps saying are elite despite having the easiest schedule in the league. At the very least I can see them going 10-7 with Lamar back and winning the division over the also likely 10-7 Steelers who they’ll hold the tiebreaker over

>>151697832
I would actually feel bad for Rodgers in the circumstance, particularly if he just keeps playing at the decent level he has been. Even a legend that really really likes women is still a legend.
Going out in this sordid way. Shame on the house of Tomlin.

>>151697910
OTAs would be a stretch but that's basically what I said 8-9 month estimated recovery and back for training camp in late July 26

>>151697870
Thanks
>>151698021
>Going out in this sordid way. Shame on the house of Tomlin.
He was a SUPERBOWL MVP! A Superbowl MVP... to retire in this sordid way. Missing the playoffs, like some sort of bust...

>>151697849
The rest of their schedule is easy, they’re already past the hard part.

>>151697080
The planet is healing

>>151698180
They have to play the games to have the record. "Should win" means nothing. The entire point of sport is to play the game. It is yet undecided.

>>151697196
Colts play the afc and nfc west lol

>>151697352
The kiwi or shedoor?

Nothin' beats football and an ice cold glass of bussy

If you don't live in a dumpster, then you don't belong in this fanbase

>>151698062
I enjoyed fucking you in the ass

>>151698238
Thank you for that life changing advice, anon.

NFL.com gives both the Steelers and Ravens a 52% chance of making the Playoffs. Betting odds favor the Ravens over the Steelers.

Im scared that my team will never be good again

>>151698445
I specifically said the Ravens will not win out, not miss the playoffs. Also, 52% sounds like a real strong percentage to bet on.

>>151698548
your team was never good

>>151698548
Your team was always good

>>151698548
Teams are usually only good once or twice in a fan's lifetime.

>>151698890
Yeah but >my team has been good in three completely different eras in my lifetime

>>151697633
I'm expecting a loss to the Dolphins tomorrow

The memes would be tremendous.

>>151698817
They literally won a Super Bowl in my lifetime though

>>151699032
Their schedule has training wheels. Even during those Brady eras, the rest of the AFC East was always shit.

>>151698548
What's >your team?

>>151699181
The Purdue Boilermakers

>>151699178
Who was this meant to reply to?

>>151698890
>We're matching with willing females at current fair market weights

>>151697196
The Colts actually beat a good team though.

>>151699222
(You)
I was assuming you meant the Patriots and were counting this season as an era which would be typical of your average Patriots fan.

>>151698890
This is peak comedy

>>151699302
GODDAMN IT WAS ONLY A FIELD GOAL

>>151699371
I was talking about the Chargers

>>151699349
Nope, not the Pats

>>151699302
The only good team they played was the Rams.

Mahomes is a Reidbaby

Guardian caps should be banned. They make receivers stand out more. Also they seem to multiply (see Packers, Rams, Dolphins) once somebody wears one

Colts:
>beat the Broncos
>beat the Chargers on the road
>would have beaten the Rams on the road if not for historically idiotic wide receiver

Patriots:
>needed a last second FG to beat the dogshit Bills
>gave the Raiders their only win of the season
>Streaky ass QB is going to implode soon

>>151699536
I swear half the Packers roster wears them. Fucking nerds

>>151699414
Then who? The Packers?

>>151697158
Why are you ignoring blowing out the chargers or do you just make your conclusions from the box score?

>>151699556
I think it’s only two players but it does seem like more. It also looks so fucking stupid, especially with the Packers logo

>>151699479
That could still be from good play design

>>151699479
>Patullo has Jets tier scheming
I'm encouraged he seemed to have figured it out against the Giants this time, but now there's a bye so he could regress

>>151698548
My team has been good for 1 season in my entire life. I have been hopeful about my team for 4 seasons (all including or surrounding that 1 good season). I know they won't be good for at least another 5 years.

>>151699604
14 points isn’t a blowout yet, it’s two scores.

>>151699735
What's it like to have AIDS?

>>151699479
some system you got there, koc.

This chartslop is getting out of hand

>>151699735
14 points is 4 scores, its two Touchdowns and 2 extra points.

I made a new reffie image that I'll share tomorrow.

>>151699839
dovslop is unironically more engaging and provocative

When the FUCK is the NFL adopting college overtime style rules?

>>151699735
The Colts went into prevent D the entire second half

>>151699948
Well, it prevented them from being considered a good team. Good for you.

>>151695843
>Bills vs Ravens
>Emeka Egbuka
>idk
>CMC
>Penei Sewell
>Shanahan
>Jonathan Taylor
>idk but probably Garett again

>>151699845
TECHNICALLY it could be 3 scores if you get 2 TDs, a missed PAT, and a successful 2 point conversion.

>>151699479
Why is the top left all black QBs?

Move the Titans to St. Louis.
They can stay in the AFC South, no divisional rearrangement necessary.
Tennessee doesn't need and NFL team, the franchise is a disgrace, and St. Louis is a better market.
Move the Titans to St. Louis.

>>151696140
Fat “people” are impossible to take seriously.

Wasn't this guy supposed to be the second coming of Mahomo? Was last year his ceiling?

>>151699871
It's not engaging at all. It's just a bunch of click bait twitter screen caps.

>>151700174
No he’s the 4th coming of robert griffin

>>151700189
better than obsessive statfaggotry

>>151700172
OK, but they have to be named the St. Louis Arches and it has some kind of vague footfag imagery.

>>151700174
Yes, it was, and what's funnier is that the Commies fooled themselves into thinking they were ready to contend and now they're going to spend years recovering from the damage they did this past off-season.

>>151700174
his body is made of pretzel sticks

>>151700172
Name em the St Louis Looseys and make their logo a menthol cigarette.

>>151700174
An NFCC appearance is a pretty good ceiling desu. Commies as a whole have reached their limit, the team is old as fuck and have basically zero exciting players outside of Daniels

>>151700172
Fine but they have to be named the Cardinals for the confusion lulz.

>>151700207
Don't ever disrespect my EPA/Play charts ever again, or there will be consequences.

>>151700174
Some truths are eternal, sadly.

>>151700174
Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment.

>>151695843
>>Game of the Year: Eagles - Rams
>>Offensive Rookie of the Year: Egbuka
>>Defensive Rookie of the Year: Jihaad Campbell
>>Comeback Player of the Year: Aidan Hutchinson
>>Protector of the Year: Quenton Nelson
>>Coach of the Year: Shane Steichen
>>Offensive Player of the Year: Jaxon Smith-Njigba
>>Defensive Player of the Year: Myles Garrett
>>MVP: Daniel Jones

Why haven't the Raiders signed him yet?

>>151700174
It's way too early to say.

>>151699550
My eventually 2-15 raiders beat the titans though

>>151695843
>>151700358
good answers but GOTY so far was Flacco vs Rodgers

>>151700173
this, but also with tranime/ai/non-U.S. flag posters

>>151700394
Unironically blackballed by the league. They hated him because he told the truth.

Patty Cuckitini

>>151700570
>blackballed

>>151700586
LMAO
that's hilarious

>>151700394
Because he fuckin sucks.

>>151698368
The one true power rankings. Mahomes is working with the closest thing he's ever had to a superteam. Are you scared? You should be.

>>151700394
If the Raiders werent tanking they could trade for Cousins or Winston or given Tannehill a call

>>151700636
>St Louis
Hate seeing this

>>151700670
GET KROENKED BITCH

Watching a documentary about Keyshawn Johnson.

He was such a nigger lol

this bullshit is legitimately going to get people killed

>>151700771
kek

>>151700652
Shut up faggot

>>151700771
use the slider dipshit

>>151700751
What a noob. Whenever I find myself in a situation where I need to cancel a service I just tell them I just lost my job and can't afford xyz, or that I'm moving out of state. That shuts em up instantly.

>>151695658
KWABAWB

Where's the kiwi who was jerking off about Milroe all preseason been?

>>151700946
he posts pretending to be a diffrent kiwi

>>151697280
Fucking Russ and his humiliation ride, I'm glad that Sean shit talks him any chance he gets.

>>151700586
Not funny

>>151694522 (OP)
Nobody cares about this bozo
Put up a Dov xeet or get the fuck out

>>151695658
How come this doesn't happen to Lebron?

>>151700946
I'm still here. I can admit I was wrong about him starting by November. Darnold and the Seahawks O line have been better than I expected. I was still right about the 24 draft class anyway. Faggots never seem to mention that :)

I was prescribed oxycodone after I broke some teeth in a dirt bike accident and I only took like 2 pills and wasn't actually in a lot of pain after surgery. But today I got bored so I popped like 3x the normal dose and I think I finally understand why people get so addicted to this stuff. My body feels so serene right now, ngl this is really nice.

>>151701213
Yeah it's over twin, you will legitimately never feel better at any point in your life than you do on narcotics

>>151701213
have fun upgrading to heroin youre in for a long miserable time chasing the dragon

>>151701213
>drugs are fun

Yea no shit. Just be careful doing it regularly or mixing with alcohol. Only times I've ever had bad trips were mixing with alcohol. Stick to one or the other

>>151701213
rip anon
oneshotted by opioids (no you cant sue their manufacturers, what are you a communist?)

>>151701213
one of the worst things you can get hooked on. you're fucked.

>>151700555
checked

>>151701297
>>151701348
Nah how am I supposed to get hooked with a tiny handful of pills I have? Once these are gone they're gone, I would have to break my face again to get more. I don't know any lowlife drug dealers.

>>151701303
Took 3 because I recall taking 1 hardly seemed to do anything, maybe it was because I was agitated from the dental work, dunno. But 3 pills seems like the right dose.

>>151701453
>Took 3
what milligram?

>>151699244
you wouldn't even get matched with a rhombus like that, that's how repulsive you are. but yes, please tell us again about the ladies you're slamming in between shitposts every 45 seconds, 24/7 lmao

When will the Onalaska School District officially apologize and reinstate this man? He did nothing wrong and he was right about everything.

>>151701517
What he said was definitionally racism.

>>151701477
It's a 10 mg small white pill.

>>151701536
so you're saying racism is correct

>>151701561
meh. so you took 30mg total. thats not too bad for sporadical use. but if you do that every day for 3+ weeks, you do risk getting withdrawals when you stop. sounds like you'll run out before that so you should be fine. just dont continue using once you run out of your own prescription

>>151700751
This never happened.

Whomst should
>MY denver broncos
trade for to push us over the edge?

>>151701660
i haven't watched your broncos, can they run the ball?

>>151701660
you are a homosexual and like penis in your ass

I'm just here so I don't get fined.

>>151701745
>taking penis up the ass makes you a homosexual
zoomer detected

>>151701750
AWOOOGA!!

The coach saw this and immediately decided to bench him for the season lmao.

>>151695333
> OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 9 refball rankings
> ∞ Kansas City Chiefs

>>151701660
a deep threat receiver or tight end

>>151701791
white boi cant hang

>>151701791
Lmfao dunked on that cracker

>>151701791
It's crazy that there should have been two more defensive TDs for Tampa while their offense didn't even show up.

The refs are beyond crooked.

>>151701791

you can only get clowned on so hard by a white boy and keep your job

>>151697447

The NFL Inc. plan is for 18 games in a season, 2 of which will be international games and 2 bye weeks for each team.

>>151699898
>college overtime style rules

How do those work?

Why isn't there a Canadian team in the NFL?

On paper, it seems like the Pats and Clots might be real football teams, until you check who they've actually played and their SOS. If you're continually playing 1 or 2 win teams, of course you look good.

>>151701967
Because they have their own league?

>>151701297
heroin doesn't exist anymore. don't get into "dope" anymore unless you have a death wish
fuck i miss it. heroin vs fent is the quintessential example of SOVL vs SOVLLESS

>>151701967
Women are such whores
>How close can we get to being naked and get away with it in public

>>151701965
It's a Mario Party minigame. Don't listen to people who watch CFB, they think watching games like Georgia versus the Ray Charles School for the Blind where the score is 7 to 63 is good football.

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiOsxjZhGJI

>>151701989
they have their own basketball league but the Raptors still exist

Ok but why are all TEs huwhite?

>>151701993
you say that like its a bad thing

>>151701967
>Why isn't there a Canadian team in the NFL?

You guys didn't want to play the game right, so you have your own league.

>>151701967
>>151702046
How can one woman be so based

Its incredible just how beautiful boobs can be

>>151702046
>>151702067
Literally who is this

>>151701967
>>151702046
overrated

>>151702043
They aren't look at the top 10. 5,6,7,and 8 are all black.

But I think there are more Whites because TE doesn't require very high speed to play so more Whites are capable of playing it reflecting the US's demographics of being <40% White.

Same goes for O line.

>>151702086
Kelly Stafford

>>151702095
No its not

>>151702086
Coach Mammary

making puns out of hurts and loves names should be illegal

>>151702103
that's how Staffdaddy has to picture her in his mind to avoid killing himself, so technically that anon is right

>>151701791
where'd they find that giant anyway, norway?

>>151701967
Jesus fucking Christ

my brungles lost to the jetses!

>>151702128
we've been spoiled by mostly kino TNF this year, no surprise we're going to get some gay shit now to make up for it

>>151702128
Wait is that a dude? I honestly can't tell with black women but those are YUUUUGE hands for a woman.

>>151702171
I got baited my some stupid on article that popped up as a notification on my phone titled "Zac taylor fired after loss to Jets". You can only imagine my disappointment when I found out it was a lie

>>151702086
Jackson Mahomes

>>151700174
He's having a good season aside from the missed games.

>>151702090
No way.

>>151701972
I trust the Colts more than the Patriots. That's an offense that can continue getting better and better going into and through the playoffs.

>>151702258
they're a couple of thugs
https://youtube.com/shorts/ARmRg5nFkPk

Joy Taylor should do porn

What team does this make you think of?

I want Carlie Irsay to strap on an xl flared chance and fuck my ass like it's the tracks to the depot and she's running ten minutes behind schedule. Literally put a collar on me and tie me to a post so I can't get away. The first and last meal of my day should be her cunt.

>>151702554
bengals

>>151694547
You can tell she liked it. Probably had to wring her panties out afterwards

>>151702554
>pizza for lunch
What's the problem?

>>151694547
Creepy. No emotion on his face.

>>151702672
BMI status?

>>151702384
My gf is more beautiful :)

It's not that he likes saying it, he simply doesn't say know how to not say it

>>151702765
his family literally adopted a nig so all the women in his family could get blacked. I doubt Bo says the gamer word much.

>>151697216
I've seen almost every episode of Norm McDonald video podcast now. So fucking good. The Andy Dick, Gilbert Gottfried, David Spade and Nick Swardson episodes obliterated my sides

>>151702776
He's from Alabama and they had a cotton field that needed picking, you had to buy them in the past now you can adopot for free, thanks Lincoln

>>151702776
So what you're implying is he has a pass to say it

>>151702776
Broncos should've drafted Tez in all honesty. The one thing their WRs are lacking is that speed element. Mims is nice but you can't just send him deep and use him on end arounds 20 times a game when he's already returning punts. Troy Franklin is still stone hands unfortunately

>no kino halloween uniforms

Why is the nfl so dumb?

>>151702680
That's a separate moment from when he was pretending to strangle her with a dead fish look on his face for 5 seconds straight.

>>151702765
>he simply doesn't say know how to not say it
wut

>>151703094
It's a regional dialect

>>151702739
Idk man, Sydney has that derpy mouth that looks really hot on some women. But if your gf is anything close to her then well done.

>>151702732
One piece of pizza, milk and side dishes which usually include fruit won't make anyone fat. And there's nothing wrong with eating it at lunch time as opposed to dinner time.

>>151698890
How does her face look so normal? Being that obese I'd figure she'd have fat on her forehead.

>>151703099
She has a retard face and mid lower body. I get she has nice teeth and big tits but she really is an overhyped 6/10

>>151697533
>Youngest team in the league
>Best record in the NFC
GPG

>>151703124
>t. video related

>>151703131
I've been with many women more attractive than Sydney Sweeney. Stop falling for marketing. Actually look at her face and ask yourself if a decent rack makes this a 9-10. This is WITH makeup

Funny meme but Aaron Rodgers is not an homosexual

>>151703145
>t. video related

>>151703155
Janitor application acceptance emails are being sent out. Please remember to check your spam box!

Has Travis Hunter done anything yet?

>>151703031
this is the one week where these unis would be acceptable

>>151703188
Yeah, he bagged himself this lil shawty.

There's a guy who works at ESPN literally called Benjamin Basedjak keeeeeeeeeek

It's third and 1, what play should I call?

>>151703106
Notice how this anon avoided the question.

>>151703230
If you've ever been to America you'll know they don't like talking about their weight. Fat fucks everywhere encouraging others that it's "okay" to be fat fucks. Disgusting

>>151703230
There is no way to prove that I am in fact 6'3" and 185 pounds without posting an image of myself, but I'm not the kiwi so I won't do that.

>I won't post proof

Yea, we know big bro

as gay as caleb is he's never posted his bare ass online
unlike some

Caleb seems more autistic than gay

>actually crying in your mother's arms, painting your nails and wearing a dress is LESS gay than shitposting by posting a photo of your ass in a team jersey

The mutt mind is truly an anomaly. Let me guess you think Louie isn't gay too right? I mean he didn't show his ass in a 4chan shitpost so he must be straight!!

>>151703265
>There is no way to prove that I am in fact 6'3" and 185 pounds
Agreed.

Victim weight tier. You should be at least 210

>>151703288
you say this like posting a picture of your naked ass in a jersey is a common thing to do

>>151703309
A common thing to do is get an infection because everyone else tells you to get it. One of my workplaces even offered "prizes" to those who did it. Fucking lol

>>151703289
I appreciate your disbelief, in a way.

>>151703277
I'd forgotten about that lol. There's so much lore concerning kiwi's gayness at this point.

>>151703209
Dragon

>>151703324
it’s funny how he tries to justify it as just “shitposting” as if everyone else has done it.
i guess posting bussy pics to notoriously homosexual message boards is what they all do down on that godless island.

>>151700816
>>151700751
Have you ever tried being a man and saying you simply don't want that product anymore?

Americans samefag and are overweight and have autism.. that's why they try to make fun of everyone else..if you point out that their samefagging proves they're autistic they get very grumpy.. signs of autism as any 1st world country would correctly identify

Remember, identifying a samefag pedo Jewish janny Patriots fan will have them seething for years keeeeeeeeek

>>151703237
If youre poor and in shape and don't blow half your income on clothes like a nigger you have to buy poorfag clothes from euroshitland that makes your poor but shredded body look svelte unless you like wearing compression shirts 100% of the time

What are the chances an anonymous American would have the same filename and images as a Patriots pedo janny??

I think they're very high. Then again I can actually use reasonable deduction and problem solving unlike autistic mutts :)

>>151703349
Idk how you could so doubt two people shit talking you, to the point of making this type of accusation. You're a pretty polarizing person here, after all.

>>151703265
THANK YOU HUNGRY SKELETON
>t. 6'1 and 200lbs

>call kiwifag gay
>he cant handle the bantz and proceeds to sperg out about jews and some other triptranny
take a nap bro

>>151703359
Oh okay, maybe you're onto something in that instance. I thought you meant right now.

>>151702090
6 face (8 with makeup)
8.5 breasts
6.5 ass
7 body
she's attractive but nothing close to the shilling she's getting

Uncomfy shenanigans in the thread. Ameribros, have a comfy morning coffee. Oceaniabros, have a comfy evening beer.

Jayden Daniels enjoys being injured. He’s like those people that go to the hospital pretending to be ill because they want to be have people take care of them. It’s a fetish

>>151703403
no wonder he’s still suckling his mother’s teet so hard
what a sick bastard

>>151703403
>>151703408
>daniels fangirl nuclear meltdown: imminent

>>151703424
his mom actually posts here im not joking

>>151703431
it sure fucking seems like it with how defensive some of the commiefags get about him

>>151703394
That's too high. You need to go out more. There's so many beautiful women at most bars/clubs you can't rate Sweeney as 8/10 or above even with that tits. I couldn't look at that face for the rest of my life no way keeeeeeeek

Which wide receiver would you like to see this happen to next? For me its DK Decaf

>>151703446
Kelce

>>151703451
Throw in Mr. Badlandz in a 2-for-1 and you got yourself a deal

>>151703435
You posted one unflattering image, but for the most part she does look pretty with make-up, like here>>151701967
But like I said, without a make-up she's a 6. And that might even be generous.

>>151703510
>without makeshup she's 6/10

Are you dumb? That's exactly what I've been saying. Slightly above average pushed as model tier. I've seen model hot. She ain't it

stfu eric

>>151703519
B-but that's what I said too

>>151699479
That's my GOAT

>>151703564
Good morning MzRegina

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>>151703564
ikr

>>151703385
You're (most likely) fat. Lose weight fatty. Unless that's muscle in which case I'm mirin.

>>151703683
>sometimes Jerry does things other than work on the Cowboys
Obviously, retard

>check general
>no Wions posts
Well allow me

as soon as the pats drop that demented, depressed pedophilic fool belichick they start winning games

Imagine being a Billsfag
You spend 2 decades getting BTFO by Brady. When he leaves, you run the division but can never make it to an Owl. And a few years later, the Pats are back
KWAB tier franchise

:D

>>151704073
>fumbles downweighted
into the trash it goes

>>151704067
Is the NFCE the happiest division?

>>151704073
>Jordan Love is a bad quarterb-ACK

>>151704195
Love is a YAC merchant

>>151704073
>colts and pats have the best quarterbacks in the league
we're so back

>>151700321
Ball knowledge is power, guard it well

>>151704220
first it was "packers have 6 WR2s" now it's "oh they're always open and run good routes and get good blocking so they get tons of YAC" ugh make up your mind guys...

I think the nfl needs to be run like some fantasy football leagues where if the owners lose they have to do something they really won't enjoy. like the titans owner has to get a tattoo on her ass or if you don't make the playoffs you have to donate money to a gentile church. because clearly they don't give a shit otherwise

>>151704139
No

>>151704294
Nigga wrote “ask for help” on his hand like a teenage girl considering on a fake suicide attempt

>>151704294
You must be mistaken. Dallas is in Texas, which is not in the eastern US.

>>151704294
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HEREWEGO

>>151704314
I always think there's an American flag overlay in this picture, suggesting the most patriotic thing you can do is laugh at the Cowboys. I kek every time.

>>151701967
>>151701989
>>151702059
I have a plan to homologate American football and Canadian football into gridiron football
>field 100 yards long (110 is retarded)
>11 players a side (12 is retarded)
>four downs (three is retarded)
>keep the rouge
>keep forward motion at snap and increase max players in motion to two
>end zones can be anywhere from 7 to 25 yards deep by team/venue and don't have to be rectangular but must be symmetrical, same on both ends, and can't include interior angles (uprights still go to back of end zone)
>field can be anywhere from 50 to 100 yards wide by team/venue
>hash marks are one-quarter field width from sidelines

>>151704329
Yeah it looks like they were scene wiping too or from an American flag

>>151704331
>homologate
Yeah, that would make football super gay

i love how justin is just a normal dude

>>151704343
Is he buying the help he still needs?

>>151701660
A QB

THE BALL DID NOT HIT THE CAMERA WIRE
STOP SAYING IT DID

which one is better?

>>151704406
>total touchdowns
>But only passing yards
>Passer rating where it says QBR
>Interceptions instead of total turnovers

>>151704406
goff is objectively the best QB this season

>>151704406
these cherries you picked are delicious!

>>151704406
The one with the better record.

Hurts on the Chiefs would've never seen a CCG
Mahomes on the Eagles would've threepeated

>>151704472
Nah, Mahomes is a Reidbabby

Maye is a schedulebabby and Goof is a schemebabby, btw

>>151701213
Quit them NOW. As a matter of fact, reach out for any resources available that are dedicated to beating addiction even if you're not hooked on them yet.

Even if the pats win the owl they will not be able to live down the fact that they were defeated by the Geno Smith Raiders

>>151701517
Never. This cracker is going to look like a fool in the long run.

>>151704491
The only real one there is Stafford

>>151704491
you're a stats baby

>>151701453
>Nah how am I supposed to get hooked with a tiny handful of pills I have? Once these are gone they're gone
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK anon you're cooked. Remember me a few months from now when you're sucking cock to get more pills

>>151704491
Undeniably true. And patty is a refbaby

>>151704545
Nah, I'm a statfag AND an elite eye-tester

>>151704523
>My team is the only good team in the league. they have a hard schedule despite every other team in the league being terrible, and they keep succeeding against all those teams. every loss is because of refs and/or injuries. my QB is the only good QB in the league. every other QB is a meme, system babby, or garbage.

>>151704588
This describes my team perfectly

>>151704588
congrats, you've cracked the code

>>151704523
there aren't that many truly elite qbs in the league, if anything history shows that you don't need an elite qb to win

>>151704472
Damn, how many hypothetical losses is that now for jalen?

>>151704585
MAD

Boy is it going to be real interesting if Drake Maye turns out to not actually have the gene, and he ends up being a massive playoff loser

>>151704585
To be fair, they earned that schedule

>>151694547
Now that the dust has settled, who was in the right here?

>>151704624
Damn, that one clip really convinces me and everyone else that he's not a schedulebabby. Well done, retard.

>>151704638
Your QB can't ball like this.

>>151704644
Man I can't imagine a quarterback throwing to an open receiver

>>151694987
I think I saw him cry on the sideline during the Ravens game

>>151704632
Brown slut should have known her place

>>151704650
Jello.

>>151704632
football bateman had to put her in check

>>151704653
Kek, wouldn't surprise me. Do you have a webm?

Is Caleb a bust?

>>151704673
fuck the dodgers, btw
yes i'm still mad

>>151704694
yeah fuck los doyers and fuck the cubs

>>151704688
Probably for the Bears. Maybe he will have a later turn around on another team like Darnold or Jones.

>>151704406
>>151704424
Baker Mayfield

>>151704644
>>151704662
lmao neither of these are that impressive, and >my QB had a play basically exactly like >>151704624 a couple years ago (and it was arguably better, because it was a tougher throw to complete).

>>151704724
>faker fraudfield
Nah

>>151704406
Jordan Love

>>151704752
You show respect to the next MVP boy

>>151704758
i'm not supporting any jordan love pushers until he gives us three games without heart attack inducing throws, he's shittier goff right now

>>151704758
LaFleur baby

>>151704760
I will when he shows respect for his teammates by not making retarded game-losing plays.

Passing is better…so, why run?

>>151704785
>not making retarded game-losing plays.

>>151704789
Without the threat of the run, passing becomes much more difficult, retard-kun

>>151704745
>dude, laser dragons aren't that impressive
I laugh at you.

>>151704789
Are you 10 years old?

>>151696877
This made zero sense. Why should the Raiders bail out the Fins when they can use their cap surplus on actually useful players? Plus who's to say the 2nds will be all that good once the Fins get a chance to improve? This would be great for the Fins but a disaster for the Raiders.

>>151704253
Or its "heave and pray", as it has been his whole career. And yes, didn't their TE have like 135 yac against Pitts?

>>151704789
I watched that video too

>>151704785
Baker is the only reason the Bucs are 6-2

>irsay amasses a massive collection of memorabilia, bringing it on tour for the masses to appreciate
>family will soullessly sell it to private collectors within weeks of his death
Depressing.

>>151704802
tucker kraft is elite

>>151704792
retarded yes but it wasn't game losing
they weren't winning that game any which way

>>151704819
cope

>>151704796
You still haven't posted an impressive highlight lel any decent QB can make that throw

>>151704826
You're so mad. I get it. You had 5 years now without Brady and a horror show from Foxboro and you were like 'it's gonna be ok'. It's not.

>>151704835
>look at us destroying the Titans and the Browns
How embarrassing

>>151704789
why indeed

>>151704792
Not really a comparable play in terms of retardedness but good job finding and saving the one (1) solitary interception he's thrown all season.

>>151704789
You need to be able to run the ball before you can pass it effectively

>>151704819
>my defense is that he shit the bed SO bad his INT didn't matter!
Strange, but have another

>>151704835
>deep ball to a wide open receiver with zero pressure on him
>and it took a finger-tip catch from his WR because he almost overthrew it
Wow, I am amazed. He's the next GOAT.

the patriots havent beaten a single good opponent yet why is bitchknees getting uppity again? daniel jones is not a good QB lol

>>151704856
he didn't but the OC did

>>151704847
lazy linebackers

>>151704848
>Not really a comparable play in terms of retardedness
True, it's way worse

>>151704856
>he has to reach back nearly 3 years ago to find another mistake he made
lel obsessed

>>151704868
Shame, if only he had more help an shiet!
>>151704873
What's the statute of limitations on being a bum?

>>151704758
Jordan Lose is overrated trash I can't wait for the fudgepackers to stop getting lucky and get exposed

>>151704886
Rude

>>151704881
Can't believe the Eagles lost that game

>>151704908
>losing to Blaxson Shart
MY team would never

>>151704789
By what measure?

Next

>>151704957


>>151704957


>>151704957

>>151704962
>499
KYS

>>151697201
Cousins to the vikings. Mccarthy gets a veteran qb to sit behind, vikings get a qb with proven efficiency, and Kirk gets a starting job. Who says no?

>>151704881
all he needs is even a mediocre OC to take his team to the super bowl

>>151704908
>thursday
>intra-division
>Dickerson, Carter, Mitchell out
They played like shit, but it made sense as a trap game

>>151704881
>What's the statute of limitations on being a bum?
two rings, at least

>>151704639
I swear year after year Allen has the best pass protection in the league. He literally stands there flat footed without anyone near him

Remember when the Broncos dunked 33 on the Giants in like 10 minutes?