Thread 151716624

Am I a weirdo? Love my steak with honey and mixed berries

>>151716644
I'll eat berries as a desert but honey on steak? Eww

>MFW I wake up and see that Travis is hurt
Being a Jags fan is suffering

Who's ready for DEFENSE?

Woins
>>151716644
Dov tier post

He’s been battling injuries all season

what the fuck is this guy doing to his players?

>>151716685
His main injury is being a fat fuck

>>151716644
nah, you're just white

chiefs deniers dont have any real argument as to why they think chiefs are busted/washed/shark jumped. they just screech because of their blond hatred for something that is popular, aka, they are faggot contrarians. nick wright has time and time again proven everyone in this stupid general wrong and so have the chiefs.

bunco webm faggot can get fucked

what are your kids going to be for Halloween?
puckers, vikeks, and queefsfags need not answer since buttpirates don't procreate

>leaves New York
>happy
>successful
must suck to live in New York

>>151716669
>2 career wins against teams above .500

>>151716738
Locked in the basement like every day

>>151716669
My chiefs are gonna booty blast this guy so hard

>>151716624 (OP)
kek

>>151716724
We don't claim him

Onions seethe

>>151716727
>chiefs are busted/washed/shark jumped.
I don't know about that, but I know they're not going to win the owl this year.

>>151716789
just because bo nix is the 2nd most overrated QB in the league doesn't mean im a queefs fan

>>151716763
>3 more weeks until /ourguys/ the Denver Broncos decimate the Coofs
Can't wait

>>151716727
This is inarguably true. You can tell it's true because Chiefs haters often don't have anything substantive to retort with and just go off on sophomoric tangents or resort to childish mocking like the Jakposter who green texts everything I post as if it's some gotcha and then everyone else in the thread will pile on in a desperate attempt to affirm some sense being in the right when at the end of the day, all of my posts get to them because they know I'm right. At least the flu webms are funny, I'll give them that.

>>151716743
NYC is the greatest city in the country. They only people that hate on it are retarded flyover hicks who are both too poor, and too stupid to live there

>Nashville
see they got the halloween decoration out huh

>>151716795
how long before caleb pushes ben johnson to this point

>>151716797
can my stats guy check if this has ever been done before or is this ageigami

>>151716828
Caleb is progressing finely in Ben Johnson's bussy system.

Is there even a team that has achieved more scorigami coded games than the chiefs? They are like the dr. strange of the NFL cinematic universe

The halftime show should just be 30 minutes of the Macarena or the Hokey Pokey

>>151716644
I mean... I'd try it.

My team doesn't play until the late afternoon. Why early game should I watch the fill the time?

>>151716848
fucking faggot

>>151716848
I think the Seahawks were involved in almost half of the scoragami's last decade, they had one a year for a few years straight at one point

>Hallow’s Eve
>no cozy NFC shitter beatdown
horrid existence. the US has fallen so far

>>151716859
You're only mad because you know he is correct.

>>151716854
broncos at texans has spaghetti potential

What to the voices in Tua's head scream at him?

>>151716899
My boss's wife died today and I want to find ways to subtlety remind him of her when he comes back because I hate him.

>>151716899
Both defenses are just going to push each other's shit in. 6-10 final score

>>151716906
There’s probably more Lamar fans than Dolphins fans in south Florida currently desu

Blo Dix lmao

>>151716859
Turn your monitor on

How can a 16 year old afford this?

>>151716828
Next week when he overthrows a wide open receiver

>>151716821
I know this is just a shit post but people do think like this. I’ve been to most major American cities and metro areas and NYC isn’t great. Why do people who live there think this? The only think I liked about NYC was some of the pizza I had but I think Detroit style pizza is the best pizza on the planet

>>151716763
I can't wait to see that

>>151716907
Start dating a girl that looks just like his dead wife and tell him about how you fuck her

>>151716931
Probably Woody Johnson's kid

>>151716828
two days

>>151716942
>I think Detroit style pizza is the best pizza on the planet

>>151716945
I was thinking about digging up her dead body and anonymously gifting him her head

>>151716685
So has everyone else in the league

>>151716907
he's going to be fucked up for a while with or without your reminders
t. widower

>>151716965
>>151716945
No one is laughing

>>151716965
Not very subtle

It feels good knowing that every year I can root for Jordan Love, Caleb Williams, and Patrick Mahomes.

>>151716978
>StellarVoid
Are you trans by any chance

>>151716965
>>151716945
Everyone is laughing.

mike mcdaniel just needs more time...

>>151716906
lol
>Shut up while Tua is cooking

>>151716983
That depends on if you can bring me the Kiwi's ass

>>151716965
>get fired
>get arrested for grave digging
>get an additional charge for desecrating a corpse

>>151716974
>>151716986
Samefag

>tranny namefaggot pipes up
aaaand the thread is ruined. stop replying to these troons

>>151716978
>tripfag
>picks the 3 gayest faggots in the entire league to root for
pottery

>>151716993
QRD on picrel? Why does this keep getting posted?

>>151717002
>>151717005
I'll stop posting after I fuck the Kiwi in the ass

>>151716996
You can't prove it me was me

>>151716795
same vibes

>>151717120
Mina
Mina
The sperm cleaner

chiefs -2.5 is literally free money and I am a bills fan.

>>151717120
Loved her facial abuse vid

Baby schedule make ya seethe?

>>151717218
we're due for another scorigami

Is Jordan Love a good white QB?

>>151717245
How did they get a picture from opposite land?

>>151717245
Jordan HATE

>>151716828
I feel like Ben will bench him if he has to. he doesn't fuck around

Mike McSNEEDniels

>>151716906
Every game for him is the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan.

>>151716906
Why hasn’t Goydell forced this nigga to retire? He’s clearly fucking cooked from all the concussions

Give Ben Johnson a white QB and the Bears will be a contender

Stafford retires
McVay retires for a few years
Andy Reid retires
McVay gets hired by KC

future of the league
Stafford would be a 4x SB winning QB outside of the Lions.

>>151717372
Tyler "starts in the Bears first playoff win in years" Bagent

>>151717378
>xhey tried to convince me Daniels was washed

>>151717378
>Jaxson Dart
I'm confused is he good? Is there going to be a Jaxson Dark Danny Dimes arc?

>>151717245
He's 50% white and 100% elite

Will McDaniel do his job and lose every game on the Dolphins schedule?

reminder

>>151717372
He already has an ascending GODleb.

>>151717379
Any day now, bro.

>>151717531
Yummy

>>151717372
Mitchie is still out there

>>151717531
I'm a Raiders fan btw, if that matters

>>151717531
There it is

GMs should be on the firing block before coaches. A good roster is 65-70% of the team. How many coaches would fuck up the Eagles?

>>151717659
Chip Kelly did it in one season

>>151717683
didn't he have considerable control over the roster? i remember him trading away a bunch of great players

>>151717659
Good coaches make rosters look good

Chimp Kelly

>>151717426
>50% white
no such thing

>>151717696
Yup, he was given complete control of the roster and had the final say over everything just like Belichick and Carroll did, but unlike those two he destroyed a Super Bowl caliber roster instead of building one from the ground up

>>151717704
We don't use that kind of talk around here.

>>151717378
I'm not convinced this chart necessarily has anything to do with the QB.

My big sis and I are fucking ready for Sunday

>>151717706
It's 2025. A lot of crackers are going to have to start making some exceptions or else they're going to have nobody to cheer for.

>>151716751
>>151716763

>>151717808
perfect coverage = receivers can't separate

>>151717833
>My big sis and I are fucking
Targaryens?

>>151717531
Fuck, gimme some of dat. My local Popeyes charges 5 bucks for one of these.

kek what a dead as shit genny

>>151717874
It's Halloween

>>151717874
too many low quality garbage posts = skip until the next one. See you later anon.

>>151717856
Sure but what if they're really good at contested catches

>>151717404
He's elite but unfortunately on the giants/haunted by skats injury

Hard to enjoy all hallows eve knowing that my kangz are gonna get an absolute beat down on Sunday

Bix Nood

Mary Sue?
more like
Marry me!!!

>>151718106
Im coming for that ass

>>151718105
very easy to enjoy all hallows eve knowing that my iggles are on a comfy bye week and I get to have all day stress free redzone

>>151717531
they only do this shit in California

>>151716750
I'm 63 years old

>>151716727
>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefs

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/abs/10.1111/fire.70020

>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers

>>151718146
Do your testicles really start sagging heaps when you get that old? I've heard rumors

>>151716644
that sounds great, now that you had me think of it. i think i'd miss the potatoes m, though.

>>151718110
Even old asian grandmothers like Star Wars.

Who gives out ice cream on Halloween?? I can't believe they'd do patti like that

>>151718167
All of your skin starts sagging when you get old, retard

>>151718236
Patrick Mahomes is you and instead of eating a turd, you'll be sitting me and my sister's dick

>>151718269
>you'll be sitting me and my sister's dick
The internet was so much better before you fucking pajeets got access to it

>>151716692
The weak are culled in sacrifice to his massive playbook. ALL HAIL THE DARK LORD AND HIS HIGH PRIEST SHANNY.

>>151718236
No way is this real?

>>151716715
When will you fools learn? Dadbod mode is the IDEAL FORM of a QB. It's literally peak performance.

>>151718304
Yup it's real. patti was trick or treating over in New Zealand yesterday and someone left his a huge batch of ice cream. They said they couldn't find a container for it so he should "eat up while it's steaming hot" which was weird to me but patti didn't seem to question it

>>151718147
>Queefsfags have no reply to this
kek

>>151718329
I imagine it's hard to form a reply to that when only having stats of what mutthomes did before the age of 30

The debate is over

projected standings

>>151718460
you'd have to be smoking both rocks and dick to come up with this faggotbabble

>>151718465
which team do you support?

>>151718460
panthers getting in over the shehawks and commies would be something

>>151718475
the White mans team

>>151718485
ah so thats why youre triggered. unfortunately for your lions, they cant play the easiest schedule in the league every year.

>>151718491
it's not even just about the Lions even if thinking the puckers could possibly win the division is preposterous, you really think the Clots are going to tank the rest of the season?

>>151718505
the packers and lions are decent teams in an overall mid division. one will barely win it over the other.

the colts have massively overperformed with daniel jones and still have to play pit, kc, hou x2, jax x2, and sf. theyll lose at least 3-4 of those.

>broncucks getting gaped in trap game
>kweefs wiping the floor with the bills per usual
>raiders sneaking a meme win
yeah, I'm ready for sunday kino

>>151718460
It would be kino if the Ravens were the first team since the 2018 Colts to start 1-5 and make the playoffs. Not counting my chickens but I can see the path. That's it the Steelers defence really is plonked

>>151718485
Dan Campbell dressed as Marilyn Monroe for a Halloween party years back apparently kek

>>151718446
Is Stafford the only one with 7 games on this list?

bro they fucking killed off mp4s again???
why???

>>151718546
Broncos-Texans should be a banger. Two truly great defences. I'll be surprised if it's not a one score game either way

>>151718561
Believe so. Now he's got Puka back too. Saints are in for a dicking

>>151718568
Did they really?

>>151718603
Yup it's probably going to be another Seahawks Saints where the game is over before halftime

>>151718568
Wtf webms don't work either

>>151718546
Broncos/Texans isn't a trap. Both know they're coming up against difficult defenses

>>151718646
HIIIIIRROOOOOOOO

>>151718568
Apparently someone was dumping CP in a /v/ sticky but I'm not going to verify if it's true or not

>white people in charge of cooking

disgusting

>>151718460
Houston isn't getting a wild card spot, that goes to either Steelers or Chargers. I'm not so sure about Panthers getting into the wild card either but the rest of the teams kinda suck too. Rams are winning NFC West easily, 49ers have been fluking these past wins.

>literally every other website can figure it out
>this shithole can't

i'm still mad we can't use vids with sound outside /gif/ and /wsg/ because these retards can't fix the sound spam exploit after ~13 fucking years. we put a man on the moon 7 years after JFK gave the order btw

>>151718568
mp4s are soulless, webms are soulful

>>151718746
Just hang out on the sharty

>>151718746
Being able to post mp4s with sound on here would quickly turn this place into reddit cringe, I hope they never do that.

My dad had the nerve to tell me that he's proud of me today. As if he didn't spend my entire life talking about how much he hated being my dad and how he wished he had a different son. Anyways, I told him that I've always hated him and wanted him to die in the most painful way imaginable. Also, i'm not sending him anymore money. Starve to death, you stupid fuck.

>>151718810
Wrong board, tranny

>>151718290
I'm white, you dumb faggot. Guess what, nearly every poster that you whine about and accuse of being Indian is most likely another fucking white dude shitposting and rustling your jimmies.

>>151718568
why can't we have nice things? I blame bitchknees

Bitchknees got a new trip

>>151718810
Does your dad like Jenny?

>>151718860
No, but he would like your asshole when we both take turns fucking the shit out of it. I can't wait until I go to New Zealand. I'm actually going to fuck you.

Happy Halloween bros!
Keep Pounding

>>151718881
My dick is bigger than yours

You sound upset. Did you not receive a janitor application acceptance email?

>>151718886
.....the Kiwi's bussy. I can't wait to get into his loose asshole.

>>151718460
>nanners 1 seed
I want to belive but I don't. If you could fix this so the lambs miss the playoffs it would be perfect.

>>151718810
Bad dad BTFO

Dov knows ball

>>151718894
Anyone would be upset without having your sweet ass next to them at night.

>>151718460
ok this is starting to get spooky...

>>151718923
I would probably be open to putting Dart in the bottom of the top 10, but 4 is just silly.

Who's this new tripfag and why is he so angry

>>151718767
you do understand that you're not legally obligated to click every video posted, right?

>Kiwi is a confirmed future rape victim
I didn't have this on my 2025 /nfl/ bingo card

>>151718810
based. i despise my family

>>151718941
Mindbroke so bad by the kiwi that he made a trip just to bosses over his ass

>>151718810
Anybody who didn't watch football with their dad growing up doesn't know ball. I make sure to go over to my parents every Sunday so my dad doesnt have to watch the game alone.

>>151718941
>>151718941
Im not angry, just horny

>>151718935
You could swap him with Dak and the list would be fine but that wouldn’t put food on the Kleiman table

>>151718963
Your dad has AIDS. I gave them to him.

im just tryna play battlefield 6 and shitpost but ive got trick or treaters

>>151718971
AIDS is singular you fucking retarded ESL.

>>151718983
Not the AIDS I have.

>>151718974
Turn your lights off

God I wish I was getting my back blown out, anyway I don't think the Cowboys will win tomorrow

what team even takes tua from miami if they want to move on

>>151719018
49ers

>>151719028
No way. Hurting an already injury prone player won't give Shanahan the sick thrill he craves. What is dead may never die.

>>151719018
Maybe the Cardinals and Dolphins could switch overpaid retards and try to make it work

NFL schemes use the same passing concepts that QBs have been using since they were in middle and high school. What is it specifically about the NFL game that makes the transition so difficult? Is it the defenses, is it the level of athletes that they're facing, is it the tighter passing windows? Also, I don't understand how it's so hard to throw with anticipation and lead someone to where only they can catch it when passing. I've intuitively understood that and have been doing it since I was a kid.

test

okay we got our webms and mp4s back

happy bussyween

>>151719003
nah, im getting in the festive spirit. I put on Friday the 13th part 3 (it sucks) and will hand out some candy to these little heathens

>>151719096
troy's smirk always gets me

>>151719096
not working

>>151719018
Jets

Two generational busts. Brutal franchise the Jags are.

>>151719096
the second hand embarrassment I feel in this clip is intense

>>151719137
>babby's first awkward exchange

>>151718725
Lawry was white

>>151719131
works for me

>>151719142
each one hurts more than the last

>retards on 4channel.com think the mods turned off webms and mp4s because someone posted leaked government info on /k/
I swear its always the same made up story. This site is just buggy and dated

>>151718923
1. Josh Allen
2. Jaxson Dart
3. Daniel Jones
4. Bo Nix
5. Drake Maye
6. Justin Herbert
7. Matthew Stafford
8. Brock Purdy
9. Sam Darnold
10. Aaron Rodgers

>>151719152
>leaked files on /k/
I've been out all day, give me a QRD on what kind of files

>>151719135
Tlaw isn't a bust. He needs to go to a serious franchise.

>>151719150
Im 31 and people still laugh at me as soon as they look at me or I walk into a room. I remember giving a short lecture when I was a TA in college and some bitch started snickering when I walked up to the podium. I made sure to treat her like complete shit in the lab for the rest of the semester. She almost broke down crying once.

>>151719028
hell no

>>151719168
Alien footage and documented eye witness accounts of other dimension encounters. We are closer to the truth with each slip up

They don’t want us to know what really happened in miami last year on january 1st

>>151718941
Notice how Bitchknees is nowhere to be seen

>>151719152
Found the glowie

>>151719204
Time to test your hypothesis.

>>151719191
kek, you are fucking delusional. It’s been proven that was just a bunch of rowdy kids goofing off in the mall

>>151719183
Sweety...

TEST

>>151719234
The fact that you would post this on this website is frankly disturbing

>>151719258
Why did you post my nickname as your trip? Stop trying to dox me.

This place is more dead than my sex life

Where is everyone?

>>151719191
>Alien footage and
so nothing

happy halloween /nfl/

>>151719451
jannies went on a rampage a week ago and handed out a bunch of 30 day bans, lots of people don't have alt accounts unfortunately

>>151719486
Yeah it was a power trip. Slaughter by the jannies

>>151719451
I plonked them all

>>151719486
They must've been inspired by the reffies.

>>151719096
and we're back

I just like American football bros

>>151719018
Dude's gotta retire. He's taken too many hits to the noggin

>>151719671
yikes

>>151719486
I don't blame them. After all the gore posting when the Broncos beat the Giants they must be a bit fed up

>>151719671
That's a very provocative statement. I don't know about this one cuhh

>>151719152
what I head was more like it was because of an angry autist spamming cheese pizza on /v/ or the mods breaking something when making the /v/ sticky

>>151719191
now that sounds more like /x/ shit

>>151719671
:O

My dick in the Kiwi's ass

>>151716978
Looks like I have to add to this image. You just know the league will refball another effeminate mutt into “GOAT” status.

saying hunter needs to “le pick a side!!!” is one of the most casual non-ball knower takes in sports right now

>>151719671
Ngl gayest shit I ever read tbqh famalamadingdong

>Tua over Herbert
>Waddle over Sewell
>Traded our 3rd overall pick to the 9ers so we could’ve also picked Jamarr Chase
>Liam Eichenberg over Creed Humphrey
>Jalen Wright over Bucky Irving
>Austin Jackson over Justin Jefferson
>Igbinoghene over Jonathon Taylor
>Charles Harris over TJ Watt
It's over

>>151718558
absolutely would

>>151719992
i get it, but also you can do this for literally every GM in the league

Season’s on the line your team needs a qb. Lamar, Mahomes, Stafford, or Goff?

>>151720169
Easily Mahomes

>>151720169
Mahomes > Stafford > Goff > Lamar

>>151720169
It depends. Is it flu season?

Hmm a statpad playoff choker, a statpadder, a goof, and a battle-hardened champion with more playoff wins than the rest of them combined…. Hmm tough call, Anon.

>>151720387
That was my post and I literally look like that lmao

kill yourselves trannycordies

Where's she hiding that lightsaber?

>>151720169
The one who's 1.000 in Super Bowls.

>>151720122
I don't work for you anon

>>151720575
I love Asian milfs. I'm dating one right now.

>>151720676
That's a dude lmao

>>151720765
nah you are

rate joshie's wife's halloween costume

>>151720838
Fuck you buddy

>>151720886
>>151720910
halloween is boring now that women dress revealing all the time

>>151717120
My beautiful wife has all of the same hobbies as me

>>151720886
She looks African American

>>151720910
>>151720886
Isnt it kind of cheating to go as yourself, or at least a character she played?

>>151721014
No but it was cheating when she fucked that black guy (me) when Josh was at practice.

>>151720971
She has a lot of African American DNA in her.

>>151720886
hailey CONFIRMED for having an affair with JJ

>>151720575
Good lord she is so mid

this is joey b's gf

say something nice about her

>>151721139
She's almost as good at sucking cock as her boyfriend.

Uh herbert sisters? Why didnt our totally real girlfriend dress up for halloween? Josh's did

what did sydney sweeney mean by this?

>just bought my first house this winter
>get excited for Halloween and trick or treaters
>put up spooky decorations and get a big bowl of full sized candy bars ready
>not a single trick or treater has shown up

>>151721287
Probably because all of the families know the shut-in weirdo lives there and dont want their children going near that house

>>151721139
is she really? if Joe is really a flatGOD he's now one of my favorite players

>>151721287

you're supposed to put spider webs or something on the sign

>gets married at 22 yo
Why?

>>151720886
>>151720910
mid

>>151721318
Boo Radley ass mf

>>151721287
I got 106. Neighborhood has a lot of young families.

>>151721287
because you're on the offender registry, nigga

>>151721698
post your gf

>>151721804
HUD housing tends to have moms with multiple kids by multiple fathers

>>151722002
my gay friend doesn't like being photographed so no

>>151722002
her whole figure or just the penis?

>>151722124
something tells me to choose figure because you don't deserve and couldn't handle anyway big dick

>>151720886
>>151720910
Lazy doing the modern age version, atleast go with the 30's period outfit.
>>151721287
How many kids are in the neighborhood, how spaced out is it, and are all your neighbors closed up? Is your porch light fucking on? You'll only get locals and that's if there are a lot around on your street, if you're the only one open on your street you might get passed over.

>>151716906
I remember when Cutler with the bears would bitch after home game saying the fans were too loud, as if they were the cause of his retarded play

>>151717531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pyW6w5B7Aw

I remember in 5th grade this kid came to school on Halloween dressed as a reffie.
At the time I thought "the hell kind of costume is that?" but in retrospect it's extremely based

>>151722433
That kid knew ball. Probably still does

>>151722433
This is the kind of dumb ass frog post that makes me cringe and thank fucking God I'm not a dumbass zoomer fuckhead frogposter.

DEM BOYZ have won Halloween

>>151721346
based and DFC pilled

>>151717531
How do I get food stamps as a single male? I can barely afford bills.

i see my reffies had quite a game last night

>>151722576
Be black

>his QB isn't cake'd up

shan't be me

>>151722464
Uh-oh melty!

>>151722576
Thats the gimmick. You dont get food stamps unless you make less than $15k a year (combined household funds). The more kids you have, the more stamps you get. Or you have to be legally deemed disabled, or otherwise unfit to work like an old lady.

So if you lived at home with your parents and played video games all day, you STILL wouldnt get them because your parents make money.
You pretty much have to live in section 8 housing to qualify for it, because you cant afford to pay rent anywhere on 15k a year.

Top 3 gayest and most unlikeable teams in the NFL right now:
Queefs
shEagles
plastic Rams

>>151722796
Queefs
CuckSkins
Rams

>kay adams as morticia adams

my dick has never been so erect

>>151720886
>>151720910
This bitch sometimes looks superhot in some photos and then like a fridge in others.

>>151722945
>anon learns about angles

>42 years old
>still rocking niggas

HOW?

>>151722740
Who the hell makes less than $15k a year? Is there a way to fudge some paperwork so I can qualify while making $85k a year? Even with 85k, after taxes, rent, car insurance, utilities, and food I still live like a monk.

is it finally time?

>>151723145
This is it. They'll only give him a 5-year extension instead of a 10-year one.

>>151723081
no you need to keep wageslaving and living like a monk so you can feed La-a (da dash don be silent) and her 6 kids and their 6 baby daddies

>>151723081
>Who the hell makes less than $15k a year?
16% of the country does, with Walmart being the biggest employer of poverty stricken americans.

Your tax dollars are subsidizing walmart

if the refs are going to fuck us, can they at least be cute?

>>151723307
I've said it before and I'll say it again: if New York is going to make all the calls, the reffies should be replaced by bimbos with fat tits and asses in skimpy ref outfits.

what the FUCK is his problem?

>>151723387
Based, might as well make this shit show more interesting.

>>151723411
I think he's based but he honestly doesn't give a shit about life after football which is also based.

>>151723411
joy is a goddess. AB's CTE ass needs to shut the fuck up

jalen hurts is the best QB of all time

>>151723581
She has been slutting it up a lot since getting fired from FOX

>>151723291
what percent of the population is aged 15 to 20?

>>151722576
Every state has a system for it. Just look up your state.

>>151723081
How are you barely making ends meet at 85k a year? Are you single? Where do you live?

>>151722570
Sex with her will be the closest you ever get to fucking Kurt Cobain

>>151723826
and?

>>151724086
who?

>>151724126
A Weird Al wannabe

>>151723249
>dash don't be silent
Classic.

>>151724161
Pretty much but a lot less talented.

>>151723307
Why do women dress like this and not expect me to sprint face first into those ass cheeks and start licking her anus until the police pull me off of them?

>>151724306
>dumb name fag has fantasies about the opposite sex
ho hum

>>151724418
These aren't fantasies. I have 27 restraining orders.

Hello lads drunk home from halloween party what did I miss?

>>151720886
>>151720910
Hilarious that she's dressed as the woman she played in Sinners that Michael B Jordan's character was fucking. I guess Josh Allen really is a cuck.

>>151724766
I ripped my ass open when taking a dump yesterday and I've been bleeding ever since.

>>151723711
it'd be pretty funny if that's what his career actually ends up being

LETS GO BEARS BEAT THE RAVENS

>>151724766
mods broke mp4s and webms sitewide for an hour or two

>>151721318
My neighbor said that exact same thing to me and told him that his wife had been cheating on him for 6 months.

>>151724833
Dang
>>151724924
Dang

>

Anything more comfy than winning into the bye?

>the only good game on Sunday is Queefs vs Bills
>Everything else is either shit team vs shit team or future blowouts

>>151723145
5 years from now after they've not made the playoffs since he left I wonder how they'll feel about him

>>151725443
they're all shit teams

>>151723145
They need to update their on field philosophy and draft a fucking QB.

>>151725443
I disagree since all 32 teams are terrible.

>>151725360
winning into the bye that your injured and aching team really fucking needs

>>151725477
so is your opinion

>>151726041
fucking fag

>>151726097
replying to me by only signing your name is a weird choice but okay

>>151719486
This. My friend got one but hasn't written his appeal yet because he doesn't know what to say

>>151719708
Sure but the ppl posting that are probably using that ban evasion proxy site.
My friend got a 30 ban for "spamming/proxy/ban evasion" even though he did none of that

Dear mods: I'm not complaining about the rules or anything. I'm just talking about what happened to my friend.

Happy halloween /nfl/!

>>151725360
Watching the 'durrs get demolished on sunday, with RG4 getting hurt to boot
2 weeks for a hamstring is way WAY too early

>>151724909
jej

After all the dust settles and the Chiefs go back to being a mid team, how long will it take for you to see them as the cute and harmless team it was back in the Alex Smith days?

>>151726130
A dad joke would imply that you've actually fucked a female.

>>151726338
When all the bandwagoners fuck off and/or kill themselves.

What say you /nfl? Franchise QB?

>>151717874
>it's still up

>>151726338
They're a lot better than last year. Last year they were just incredibly lucky and the refball was more egregious

>>151716644

Steak with honey is good, dunno about the berries though.

Just took a fat steaming Tua lads

>>151716828

I believe Ben Johnson’s deal with the Bears required him to try and fix Caleb but if he can’t (he won’t) they’ll let him draft a rookie QB in 2026.

>>151726371
It's a normie general everyone's wives are dragging them to Halloween parties

>>151716828
Caleb still has a chance to be good maybe
Tua is toast
It's a different situation

>>151718146

I turned 58 last month.

>>151726642
why havent you killed yourself yet?

>>151718146
>>151726642
Based boomers
My grandpa made tons of irl friends that he met on Ravens forums in the 2000s

Imagine drinking

>>151726825
I had some red wine tonight

>>151726848
I have no alcohol but I'm tempted to go down and buy some. Why? Because it's the kino enhancer that's why

>>151726356
The bar for "franchise qb" has been lowered so far, yes he is.
He will never win a ring or keep them in contention though

>>151726825
Micalob ultras tonight again

>>151726825
I only drink every once in a while. One or two, I dont really like being buzzed all that much and I dont get drunk.

>>151726926
I'll drink to that

>>151726942
Nice bro I'll drink to that

>>151726942
Sorry bros forgot my moving picture

Are the Pats overrated due to an easy schedule?

Will they be exposed eventually?

>>151727028
The bible explicitly forbids drunkenness

>>151727065
They'll lose by 2 scores to my 'Vens

>>151727074
It also forbids gay sex but yet you still thrive.

>>151727092
Hey now, do I look like a packer fan?

>>151727065
I don't know about "exposed" I don't think they're going to fall off a cliff but Drake Maye is 1-9 in games where he's had 27 or more pass attempts so far in his career. Guys who can only win as low volume passers are generally doing so because they're being protected by the playcaller. I think he's legit but it's something to watch going forward. I don't believe they're suddenly better than the Bills. 10-11 wins is the most likely outcome

Bradley Chubb to Philadelphia when???

>philly niggers fiending for a pass rusher like it's their next hit of fent
kek

I live within walking distance of where the Bears are probably going to build their new stadium. What’s it like living right by an NFL stadium?

>>151727405
They are building a big mall and everything.
Your property taxes are going to skyrocket, and you are going to have a stupid amount of traffic all the time. Sundays are going to be a nightmare.

>>151727405
It'll just be annoying during construction and on game days. If the parking sucks you could probably sell a couple spots in front of your house for some money

>>151716624 (OP)
give it to me straight: are my steelers going to win tomorrow?

>>151727404
You can say the same for Dallas
>told to fuck off after trying to trade for Trey Hendrickson
>tried to lowball Mark Davis for Maxx Crosby and got laughed at

>>151727690
if dem boyz wanted a pass rusher they shouldn't have traded micah parsons

>>151727645
Tomlin will be fired soon

>>151727698
Shit didn't mean to leave my trip on

>>151727699
unfortunate

catfishing for the purposes of masturbation is a young mans game but at the ripe old age of 46 years young my livewell of the various fuckwits who buy into my outlandish stories has only grown.
thank fuck i have a secluded officespace because explaining why 3 of my 5 monitors are consumed by chat windows that are filled with the most abhorrent things in the english language would be something of a chore.
still ive gotten quite good at juggling my bitches and my work. you’d never have guessed that im an air traffic controller.
also fuck famous original ray’s pizza
anyway go jest

>>151727720
this bit has never been funny

>>151727690
>>151727710
What happened to you Carrmageddon? I'll still put on JFFM from time to time. I'm guessing you're already in "focus on the draft" mode?

my packies are about to lose a trap game to some cats

>>151727720
>not getting to paid to fap to Zoomettes
tough but fuck the jets

>>151727730
I'm drinking right now since the trick-or-treaters have gone to bed but holy fuck this season blows, I knew shit kelly wouldn't be good but I didn't expect him to be this damn bad at his job, still trying to be "SEE MY OFFENSE IS GOOD GUYZ!" and ruining what tallents the 0ffense has left, the D is okay, worse than last years but not dead as door nails in previous years, they can't get off the field with how bad the offense is though, 2006 horseshit all over again, I don't know what the ffuck feel to right now it ain't hope, it ain't anger but it sure ain't fun I tell you that, I don't even trust Mark or Peyton to draft a QB there doesn't seem to be a clear #1 QB and players right now are being held back on the rosters by worse guys ahead of them

>>151727803
Yea I didn't think the team would be good but I expected way more from the 25 draft class you guys had with all that capital. I've rated John Spytek for ages after how much success TB had with their drafts since he's been there working with Jason Licht but his first class has looked entirely underwhelming. At least the Geno contract isn't a complete anchor like the Dolphins with Tua and Cardinals with Kyler Murray. Maybe you guys can get Mendoza? Jets have certainly had more close games than the Raiders lately I doubt they'll end the season with only 1 or 2 wins

>>151724306
Because they know you lack the Faustian will to power.

>>151727405
bags of sand

>>151717659
Depends on the situation. Dolphins GM fucked up the rebuild starting with Tua.

>>151727405
i live close to arrowhead stadium and it's a ghetto.

>>151726220
Raiders in Oakland was sovl

>>151727720
This has never been not funny
Ty poo poster

Good night, /nfl/.

Sleep tight, anon. Remember to watch Indiana @ Maryland tomorrow. It's important we appreciate Mendoza Mania while it lasts

CFB is gay

>>151727720
Always love pooh posts, even more now that actual poos are seething about them.

>>151728035
Shitty poverty franchise playing for shitty poverty fans who probably meet up after the game to get fucked up and get fucked by hookers. Wouldn't be surprised if Raiders players went to tattoo parties with people they met at the game. For those without lower class backgrounds a tattoo party is just a regular party but there will be at least one person there doing tattoos, usually at the kitchen table but sometimes in the bathroom or next to a washing machine. Basically show up, get plastered, pay some shady dude that looks like he just got out of prison $50 to tattoo a cobra on your left shoulder blade with needles he just used on someone else then dunked in a glass of vodka for a second. Raiders used to be a bad ass team, now they're just bad.

>>151716681
> My QB
> Posts a RB
Huh?

>>151728391
But that’s not a picture of Josh Allen

>>151716839
kek the bennussy johnson system

>>151727720
You've had a disappointing start to the season but you've been dealt the roughest schedule compared to other denizens of the genny, this one got a sensible chuckle.

>>151722176
wtf does this image mean?

Where did all the heroes go in our league?

>>151728497
That one got eaten by a dragon and had to resort to minstrel shows

>>151716624 (OP)
If your team got a kicker who could nail a FG from anywhere on the field with 100% accuracy, would you want them to just kick a FG straight away on every drive? Could a team like that win. I feel like it would just keep a strong defense

my black bussy needs a BWC in it

>>151728864
Caleb...

>>151728864
go falcons btw

>>151728872
The crumble/coating on the chicken looks dogshit, the sauce looks good (assuming citrus) but not enough and Mac&Cheese is mid as fuck. This whole thing is garbage let alone the fag aspect

>>151728872
isn't that a woman?

>>151728892
youre just mad you can't find a black femboy gf like that in nz

>>151728903
There's plenty of fags here. More in the North Island than where I live

>>151728899
yes its a woman (male)

yjk he laid into that bussy after dinner
https://youtube.com/shorts/L36rLse7UEw

>>151726906
>He will never win a ring or keep them in contention though
You all keep wishing he would suck, you must be so very disappointed

>>151726356
He's in the top 10 and starting to play like he's top 5

this kills the drake tards

>nooo you cant just order a plain team jersey, you MUST wear another mans name on your back!!!

Why does the nfl do this bros?

I'm going to a Seahawks game for the first time in December (vs. LA on the 18th), I've wanted to go all my life but reasons happened.
I'm buying a custom jersey for it. Question - would other Seattle fans think I was taunting them if I put the name as "MY IQ IS" and 12 for the number? Or am I worrying too much?

>>151728497
I stopped watching football for like 5 years because of this shit

>>151729274
They sell custom jerseys retard. You can have almost any name you want, they just want your money in exchange. It's almost like they're a profit maximizing organization.

>>151729277
>would other Seattle fans think I was taunting them
I don't think so.

When does the kayfabe end and the sport begin?

>>151729277
You have to remember, Seattle fans are fucking retarded. So any provocation has to be direct and plain so they don’t screech in confusion.

>>151729331
I just don't wanna get my ass beat by a cranky humorless Samoan. I am going with someone who will be decked out in hawks gear too so that might help contextually.

>>151729353
Don't over think it, it's a Seattle not Philly or LA

>>151729365
Shit, that's right. There's a chance I'm moving to Philly next year. I can't wear ANY non-Philly team gear in public over there.

>hailee steinfeld dressing as her character in a movie that got the shit fucked out of her by michael b jordan
coozebros… our wife…

Bo Nix

>HOFer Art Monk will have his number retired tomorrow at Washington
Zoomer fags on her probably don't even know who he is.

>>151729374
Yes you can retard. No one will really care about you or what you wear, you're not that important.

>>151730004
Not if you are team is going to the super bowle

>fraud qb + strong defense vs fraud qb + strong defense
I'm pumped for broncos @houston, bros.

Is there a play that still haunts you many years later as a fan? Was it a good play against your team or was it your team making a stupid play?

>>151730155
Except Bo Nix is actually elite

>>151730299
Elite at overthrowing the ball maybe

>>151730273
>Favre sprints to his right, throws BACK ACROSS THE MIDDLE, AND HE’S INTERCEPTED! PORTER!

>>151730299
first year watching gridiron, newfriend?

>>151730299
Elite at being carried by an elite secondary.

Don't fall for the Alabama QB meme

>>151730325
>game is about to end
>victory is right there
>throw a shitty pass that gets picked effortlessly
I know the same feel

>>151728481
Gronk mispronounced Emeka Egbuka as "Emeka Egg Big Boo" and it made me think of Big Boo from Super Mario World. Big Boo is a ghost character that will chase you if you face away, but will shyly stop and cover his face if you look his direction. So with Gronk's mispronouncement, I merged the ball catcher Egbuka with Big Boo.

>>151730315
>>151730333
>>151730360
Your lord and savior Nick Wright won't save you from Bo Nix

>>151729277
“People” in Seattle are too low IQ to even get it. The PNW is full of the dumbest “people” in the US. There are so many fucking Indians too and “me love you long time” SEA swarthies. They’re up there in insufferability right below NYC and southern Californians

is this guy really named "come here dyke"

>Chargers @ Titans 1pm
>Jaguars @ Raiders 4pm
these are the most who cares games in existence

>>151730739
I'm an NFC fan that lives in Colorado so I watch a lot of Broncos games. Payton is overrated and Nix doesn't even deserve to be rated

>>151729053
We are all just waiting for the bottom to fall out from under them. They’re not as good as their record. They had a collapse late last season and they looked like a college team playing the Eagles in the playoffs. This premature “third MVP qb” thing is hilarious considering there has only been 7 games. Yes they beat the Lions but the Commanders are shit, they lost to the Browns, they tied the Cowboys, the Bengals have no defense, they almost lost to the Cardinals who are also shit, and the Steelers made a lot of mistakes in the second half and let Kraft be wide open. They might lose as soon as tomorrow against another shit team but even if they win the Eagles will destroy them. The Lions will have their revenge. The Broncos will probably beat them. And the Ravens with Lamar will absolutely beat them. This is a textbook fraud team. So are the Patriots but for different reasons (dead easy schedule). Judy is still out on the Colts, but they look like they’re legit

>>151730902
their eyes will be opened after the ravaging they receive on turkey day

>>151730895
Go back

>>151730947
I've been here since 1998 faggot

>>151730934
Indeed

>>151729274
It’s annoying. I only wear plain jerseys for other sports but I don’t own an NFL jersey for this reason. I don’t want to customize it to say something fake and I don’t want to be that guy wearing a Lions jersey that says Stafford

>>151731089
Such a non-issue you can just customize one to say the team name

New

>>151731150

>>151731150

>>151731150

>>151730734
damn son. you can't just post with layers of lore and expect anyone to like it. I get it now, but damn son. gonna save it but damn son. damn.

>>151736021
I appreciate your inquiry and glad you liked it enough after my explanation, but I don't make or post anything with the expectation of anyone else liking it.

>>151718167
I heard you have to put them up on the toilet seat like a shelf once you're old and saggy enough.