Thread 151748337

saturday (01/11)
>BRA1
NOW! | Flamengo x Sport Recife

sunday (02/11)
>BRA1
16:00 | Corinthians x Grêmio
16:00 | Ceará x Fluminense
16:00 | Bahia x Red Bull Bragantino
18:30 | Juventude x Palmeiras
18:30 | Internacional x Atlético Mineiro
20:30 | Vasco da Gama x São Paulo
>ARG1
16:00 | Estudiantes de La Plata x Boca Juniors
18:30 | Godoy Cruz x San Martín de San Juan
20:30 | River Plate x Gimnasia y Esgrima
>URY1
10:00 | River Plate UY x Miramar Misiones
16:30 | Racing de Montevideo x Danubio
19:00 | Peñarol x Defensor Sporting
>PRY1
17:30 | Sportivo Luqueño x Sportivo Ameliano
20:00 | Cerro Porteño x Guaraní
>COPA COLOMBIA (UTC-5)
20:30/18:30 | Atlético Nacional x América de Cali
>BRA2
16:00 | Amazonas FC x Cuiabá
18:30 | Remo x Chapecoense
20:30 | Operário-PR x Vila Nova FC
>CHL1
12:30 | Huachipato x Universidad de Chile
17:30 | Universidad Católica x O'Higgins
17:30 | Coquimbo Unido x Unión La Calera
20:30 | Everton de Viña del Mar x Unión Española

UTC-3/[localtime]

Previous: >>151729674

Schedule: https://rentry.org/copalib-schedule

/copaint/

Poor little anon barely went to a party just to listen to "OH BABY ME LEVA, ME LEVA QUE EU TE QUERO, ME LEVA

>>151748337 (OP)
Our heroes

anime

fuck a.nal

thinkin' 'bout this

>opens 3x0 in a final
>conceals one goal at end
>took a huge 4x0 in the ass to learn it's place at second match

for me, it's frijol loco

how it feels like when you are the only blueflag posting in /copalib/

>coworkers keep sending pictures of their party I chose not to go
>90% are geriatric women dressed as witches

>>151748296
Are you fucking blind? The potatoes are right there

>>151748579
>>90% are geriatric women dressed as witches
They didn't tell HR that it was a costume party?

>>151748579
you could have fucked all of them

>>151748579
Message them back asking "haha, where are your costumes?"
Guaranteed replies

>>151748579
i can see the image in my mind

>>151748590
not green = not vegetable

>>151748646
if I didn't need my salary I certainly would

[Good News]
Sport got a shot on target

Nigga mad that they played 80s music in the 80s music party instead of obscure boomer rock bands from the UK

Reminder

you now remember Lucas Lima scoring in La Bambonera against Bokita and telling them to shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHVg-AvtOGs
also
>7 years ago
>fox sports
>fox sports music at goal
holy shit i wanna go back so bad

What do we call this?

Pau no cu do ixputa

>>151748685
>cant do low level bant with coworkers
are you actually autistic or are your coworkers uptight fags, i bet its both

my mengao is being robated for the nth match in a row

>>151748746
There's nothing more cringe than millennials feeling nostalgic about a time that they never experienced, such as those born in the very late 80s/early 90s pretending they miss balão mágico or chitãozinho e Xororó

O BET HENRIQUE

>>151748914
I grew up in the 2000s listening to balao mágico, I didnt know they were older

>>151748914
>There's nothing more cringe than millennials feeling nostalgic about a time that they never experienced
Yes there is, zoomers feeling nostalgic about the same things.

Those songs are indeed old and are indeed from that era doe

Its not anyones fault you were slorping boomer rockslop around that time

i grew up in the 2000s fucking bitches and snorting coke

Eu acredito é na rapaziada

You can just listen to old things because they are good too, art doesnt have a expiration date

Deep…

>>151748977
Tbh I've never seen BR zoomers doing it, maybe it only happens in Argenchina. I already find it bizarre enough that zoomers feel nostalgic for Usher's "yeah"

>>151749066
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Thank you for this

>my family gathered and didn't invite me
>again

>>151749109
Every day theres a new "aesthetic" in tiktok about some highly specific commercial from 20 years ago that they make they obsess about

/copalib/ - greentexts general

>>151749178
I've seen those, but I was always under the impression that it never really reached our zoomers or that it just didn't stick with them

>>151748871
i keep a minimal level of contact with them so it would be weird to engage in banter when I never normally do

maybe you are not aware of how human relationships go but that's it

>>151749142
>get invited
>family asks me to leave the room for them to take a family picture

I do not care about your life.

>>151749242
It just happens outside of your bubble, being obsessive about fake nostalgia that you never experienced is definitely a more yankee zoomer thing but it happens alot here too

>>151749221
green flag, green texts, green beans

Guys....

>>151749283
Thank God, I don't even have social media

if you engage too much into nostalgia, it turns into a poison that destroys your life and society

Xamuel won btw

being millennial is humiliating

I think finding out your wife is cucking you with a chimpanzee that escaped from a zoo would be more humiliating

>>151748558
>peruANO beans
now I've seen everything

>>151749330
>Tenho Libertadores (vão passar a gente)
Fortunately for Trikas, 2025 doesn't count

thank god this year didn't count, it would've been awful if it did

if this year didn't count does it mean I have to forget about all the wonderful memories I made with my /copalib/ friends?

why are you replying to yourself

>>151750353
you made those up

>>151750722
holy golazo

>>151750722
bracinho de jacaré

>>151750722
Cacavani would never

eu vo torcer pro Tigrinho se machucar feio sim, tomara que ele e o Piquerez tenham aquelas lesões de 8 meses fora dos gramados

>>151751151
holy shit, bokita is saved

o ano de 2025 é uma bosta futebolisticamente falando
Mundial foi bem ruim. Horarios ruins, partidas que ninguem mais lembra, Renato gaucho 15 minutos de fama, Botafogo 15 minutos de fama, campeonato mais corrupto da história, Abatti Abel praticamente deu titulo pro Palmeiras, Flamengo jogando com Bruno Henrique em efeito suspensivo há 5 meses e outra final com 2 times sem tradição que nasceram no pós pandemia

/thread

>>151751151
Avert all crises with this ONE simple trick

>>151751151
kek

Are milfs getting increasingly desperate?

>>151751378
>partidas que ninguem mais lembra
I remember watching mamelody against fluminense and it was more enjoyable than most brasileirão games. Palmeiras vs Botafogo was a real snoozefest however

>>151751151
Lel

>>151752050
who is Mamelody?

>>151752235
Mamelodi Sundowns I mean. Their crest and colors look almost exactly like mirassol

O Palmeiras já venceu algum time europeu em uma competição oficial?

>>151752389
kek I didnt watch that game. To be honest I didnt enjoy most matches. IT was weird. First week everyone thought brazilians would reach finals but in the end it was clear it was a meme competition to export Hala Madrid and PSG dynasty to the third world (USA is part of the third world aka mexicans)

you now remember boca lost to auckland city

>>151752499
This competition was very fun

>>151752499
what year was this in? I don't remember

you now remember argenchina lost the sub20 final

Today is Bay Day

Target: Red Bull Bragantino

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

>>151752704
this is probably what a barbie brazileira would look like

perhaps I should go to la marcha gay someday

I dont trust you because you dont hate Palmeiras
It feels like you are a VPN

THE CWC WOULD be good if it were like 8 teams: 3 europeans, 3 south americans and 1 african and 1 asian

No point in having 64 teams. It doesnt make any of what happened in the hot summer of Jewnited States with the empty stadiums and fake hype

>>151752235
A club made by Renan Lodi fans. "Mame Lodi"

>>151753547
3 europeans: Real Madrid, PSG and Bayern
3 south americans: Palmeiras, Flamengo and Bahia
1 african: Mamelodi
1 asian: Al Hilal

Some porteño was caught with a bunch of gun replicas with nazi inscriptions and knives because he posted about how we was going to shoot up his school in some forum. Careful what you share here guys.

>>151753970
The D now know as R site?

if Sao Paulo is sold for 10 billion dollars to a rich saudi you'll see CBF limiting how much clubs can spend per year the next day

>>151753996
No clue, they just said "una conocida red social de posteos y mensajería" in the news.

brehs, I was looking at the games Santos has left and I think they got relegated today.

>>151754603
I want to see Isabel sad but I also want them to defeath Palmerda
Conflicting feelings

>>151753547
Itbwas great. I had lots of fun and look forward to the enxt one. Your opinion is isolated and unimportant.

Bocabros, I might immolate if Boca loses or ties tomorrow

Huh, so I wasn't crazy and the Argentinão has made sense before

>>151752593
it doesn't count

>>151752485
Why are you lying? The narrative was that brazilian teams were going there to passear by retarded cock sucking enzos and our eurocuck media and then they all got BTFO when brazilian teams started to advance

>>151748579
I wish I had a halloween party to go, my workplace is only viados who rush home to play LoL after expediente and tiozões who rush home to get drunk and fall sleep on their sofas

The schizo is trying to rewrite history of what happened in the club world cup to fit his agenda, dont let him do that

You dont even remember a good match
The only user who replied was "Memed (some african shit club) vs Flumerdense"

I reember botafogo x PSG
I reember fluminense x inter
I reember flamengo x chelsea
I reember auckland x boca
I reember inter miami x porto
I reember al hilal x manchester city

Shut the fuck up

Partidas memoráveis:

Atlético MG 0x6 Sport PE.
Palmeiras 3 x 4 Vasco (Mercosul 2000)
Santos 2x2 Corinthians (2002)
River Plate 2 x 3 São Paulo (libertadores 2005)
São Paulo 2 x 1 Palmeiras (libertadores 2006)
Sport 2 x 0 Corinthians 2008
LDU x Fluminense (Libertadores 2008)
Santos e Flamengo – Brasileirão 2011
Raja Casablanca x Patético-MG 2012
Patético-MG 4 x 1 Corinthians 2014

Não venham querer dizer que o torneiozinho nos estados unidos foi memorável

^seething

Palmeiras 0 x 1 Tigres-MEX and MAzembe 2 x0 Internacional > CWC 2025

Argentina-Netherlands 2022
Argentina-France 2022

perdemo

god bless ya yamamoto

os filhos da puta fazem 5 posts que nao conseguem flar uma partida memorável

>Thiago Silva dá instrução pro Renato Gaucho e Flu ganha
nossa esse é seu melhor momento. 15 minutos de fama

>>151754603
The people in charge of teams like Santos are working intentionally for its downfall. They want to bankrupt the team to buy it on the cheap. The same thing happened with Atlético MG and Cruzeiro. It is impossible for anyone with half a brain with good intentions to sign a player like Tiquinho Soares. Especially considering that he makes more money than most strikers(1.5 million a month) despite being a complete shit.

>>151757168
cara eu tenho primos em Santos, o Teixeira é envolvido com tráfico de drogas ele NAO LIGA pro santos ele nem assiste as partidas

Ele deu o Ganso pro SPFC em 22x parcelas, nem o Lula faria isso pra Venezuela

As vezes eu tenho vontade de sair daqui pq vcs sao mt burros

32 milhões no TACHIANO
Tachiano é parente de um dos caras lá da diretoria, amigo do Teixeira
3 milhões euros (+- 18 milhões reais) no Tiquinho Soares (34 anos)

Vcs são mt burros vai tomar no cu pqp
Vcs acham que o Neymar voltou pro Santos em 2025 pra jogar a Copa kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Vcs acham que as mansões que ele comprou (um complexo avaliado em 133 milhões) são realmente para ele morar

Todos sites que denunciaram o esquema de corrupção do Marcelo Teixeira em 2009 estão com link 404, menos a Folha de Londrina, que por acaso só funciona com VPN
https://www.folhadelondrina.com.br/esporte/teixeira-e-uma-especie-de-dono-do-santos-696435.html

>Filho de Marcelo Teixeira domina bastidores do Santos e do PL de Santos, se torna influente mesmo sem cargo.
>Aos 28 anos, Marcelo Teixeira Filho acompanha dia a dia do Peixe ao lado do pai, toma decisões importantes e se prepara para ser terceira geração da senpaiília no comando do futebol
>Teixeira pai tem direito à reeleição sem nem sequer precisar mexer no estatuto e ainda pode eleger o filho por mais dois mandatos, se, é claro, for esse o desejo da senpaiília e, depois, do sócio, ao votar.

Seriam 12 anos da segunda e terceira gerações de Teixeiras no Peixe. O primeiro foi Milton, avô de Marcelinho, presidente de 1983 a 1987.

>

Marcelinho também se cerca de pessoas influentes. Tem ao seu lado amigos leais do tempo em que eram amarrados na trave, como os hoje advogados Octavio Rolim e Guilherme Barbosa e outros nomes como o assessor da presidência e ex-deputado federal Júnior Bozella.

>>151756319
Botafogo x psg was extatic. More than memorable, a.collective orgasm in the whole country

>>151758845
>um brinde aos inteligentes! Aos burros, o meu desprezo

>>151759280
>Octavio Rolim
Esse cara aí é nada menos nada mais que o advogado dos maiores traficantes de Santos e da região

Abraços, boa noite.

P.S: O escritório dele funciona 24 horas

I havent watched a single match of the whole mlb season and yet i am sad the candian team lost

NAO LEIAL O SOBRENOME DO BENEFICIÁRIO

https://www.cnnbrasil.com.br/nacional/sudeste/sp/mpf-investiga-irregularidades-na-venda-de-terreno-publico-para-o-santos-fc/

eigo onegai

>>151753547
>the supposed, in theory, biggest tournament in the world should go back to being a mickey mouse tournament just because i think so
That's probably the shittiest opinion I've read here and every day there are like 10 very bad opinions

>>151757168
>Atlético-MG
True
>Cruzeiro
Obviously wrong, it doesn't even make sense
>Santos
Possible. Every one in Baixada Santista knows Marcelo Teixeira is corrupt as fuck, so he's probably making money from Tiquinho and others. That said, I'm not sold on the devaluing story because of Neymar, although maybe he legitimately thought he could jump ship before the team got relegated.

>>151759489
Nao sei se vc sabe mas vai ter mundial de clubes no final do ano e a FIFA vai manter esse mundial anial como sempre manteu de 1962 até hoje

Não sei se vc acompanha futebol mas enfim.

>>151759489
It is because sao paulo didnt take part

>>151759575
Neymar Pai wont buy Santos
Neymar filho wont buy Santos
They will go back to europe or arabia as soon as January 2026

They simply came back to Brazil in 2025 because there was no else to go. There is a limit for foreign players in saudi arabia and no one wanted Neymar

>>151759778
I'd be very proud if Sao Paulo had won the 2025 CWC Tournament but at the same time it wouldn't be the 4th star. It would be a separate tournament
The real mundial interclubes is in december, as it always was, since 1960

>>151759435
Bo Bichette's mother is Brazilian and he will play for the national team next year, so I wanted them to win

Imagine if next year Conmebol announce a special tournament between 12 best ranking south american clubs
If Sao Paulo win, will Sao Paulo have 4 libertadores? No. It would be a separate tournament

>>151759885
Get used to hear about this new cwc. People all over the world.will talk non stop about it
Infantino's street cred grew a lot after it
He now.goes to.marriages of indian billionaires amd trump peace conferences.
Like he is a second pope

>>151759739
Foda-se? That disgrace should have never even been created

>>151759778
I'm Palmeirense

Now that brazilians killed carrascal. Who should we thank to?
Also >women footy
https://x.com/chrisskings/status/1984756967638802601

Hilal 4x 3 city was another memorable.match

Maybe the real cup was the friends we made along the road.

>>151760521
Also.inter miami 2x2 palmeiras
Boca 2 x 2 benfica
Bayern 2 x1 boca

>>151760603
Nobody builds roads in libertarian countiries

>>151752050
>>151759281
>>151760521
>>151760607
None of these matches counted

Dude i went away and this fella is STILL seething
Hang the boots lil bro, you lost

More importantly, how can /we/ save Argentinian football?

>>151760607
These will be seen as non official friendlies in 4 years time

>>151760934
Argie fuchibol has the potential to become the most important football league in the world, but they are too stupid
>repeatedly vote for club president that swindles the money of the clubs
>Vote for players to run their club as if kicking a ball was comparable to managing budgets
>glorifying barras and the only team that had the guts to get rid of that cancer is mocked of often because of it
>they complain about the 30-club league and vote for people who won’t oppose tapia
>despite all of that, they manage to have decent budgets, but sign past glories, washed-up players, hospital stretcher warmers, one season frauds
>they fear progress like Boca not wanting to expand bombonera or refusing to move to a different location because of >muh history, ignoring the fact that all constructions have a lifecycle and that bombonera will be 100 years old in 15 years
>they oppose private investment into their clubs because somehow that’s worse than moretti ruining san lorenzo, chanchi riquelme fucking inside the bombonera, or maratea scamming independiente’s partners

>>151761235
No trates de entenderla.

>>151761235
Counterpoint: We are the world champions
MUCHAAAAAACHOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

>>151761235
We Brazilians™ need to bully them into getting their shit together unironically. I don't think there is anything worse for them than Brazilians talking shit

>

>>151761504
Yes, bullet point #4 >>151761235
remember they bought galoppo from sao paulo lmao

tá tudo mt bonito com youtube pagando milhões pra youtuber, instagram torrando dinheiro tornando virginia e influencers milionários, copa do mundo nos estados unidos, caze tv gastando 3 bilhões pra adquirir direitos sem ninguem saber de onde vem o $

Se preparem para proxima pandemia. E dessa vez nao vai ter 600 reais do Bolsoberg, vcs terão que economizar para nao causar "desabastecimento".

Everything's going great with YouTube paying millions to YouTubers, Instagram burning through money making Virginia and influencers millionaires, the World Cup in the United States, Casi TV spending 3 billion to acquire rights without anyone knowing where the money comes from. Atila Iamarino still receiving his monthly 130k dollars from ads and Pfizer, UOL funding Milly Lacombe and Itau promoting Krenak... keep going for at least 1.5 years

Get ready for the next pandemic. And this time there won't be 600 reais from Bolsonaro, you'll have to save to avoid "shortages". This time Ifood motoboys will unite in zapzap groups and demand 30 to 50 reais per entrega.

River is responsible for Fla and Boca for Flu

Pathetic Gallardo and Riquelme macumbeiro
If Gallard wasnt such petite bourgeoisie faggot who literally spend hours grooming his hair, River would have won

My wishes
1) Flamengo campeon libertadores
2) Crucero Campeón brasileño
3) Lanus Campeón Sudamerikino
4) Crucero campeón copa do Brasil

Screencap this post. I'll screencap, print it and save it on imgur as well.
It's going to happen. Digits confirm.

Amen

My wishes
1) Flamengo campeon libertadores
2) Crucero Campeón brasileño
3) Lanus Campeón Sudamerikino
4) Crucero campeón copa do Brasil
5) Prantos rebaixado
6) Patético-PR série B 2026 again

Screencap this post. I'll screencap, print it and save it on imgur as well.
It's going to happen. Digits confirm.

Amen.

Why do people say fight club is a gay movie? Yeah fags are famously known for enjoying boxing and terrorism

"The fighting is supposed to be an allegory for secret bathhouses and orgies, men longing for a connection with each other." You can do this with anything, the godfather is not actually about the mob, money and power, it is actually about men wanting to have sex with each other but they dont know how so they start just killing to feel a connection

>>151763752
Fight club is a movie about gnosticism but I'm tired to explain it to you

98% of brazilians are waking up today to enjoy their last 24 hours before another 5 day of humiliation ritual kek

>>151764034
If the demiurge is real, you can escape him, but you can't fight him, this is not persona : nocturne

This nigger spent the entire night alone in a sudaca competition dog appreciation forum talking to himself about random shit as if it were twitter. Sometimes you have to stop and think "wow, at least I'm not THIS retarded" and this is one of those times.
Bom chia copalib and may you never fall into such desperation for human interaction and attention as this random macaco from bumfuck san pablo.

>>151764152
you care about my well being? kek

Have a good pic (beautiful woman without makeup) so your sunday will be destroyed once you go out and women wear whore and cheap makeup

Essa screenshot eu vou salvar com maior prazer

Todo dia eu vo postar isso até o final do mês
https://x.com/EstagiarioVasco/status/1984085025017516111

>>151764152
The night of 30/11 won't be pretty for this guy

WORST CASE SCENARIO
Palmeiras win, lose their 4 mundial in a row, Leila buy Vasco, Palmeiras lose their cocaine bribe money and in 10 years go back fighting against Serie B

Allianz Parque will have 90 shows per year instead of 60 because the high price and low attendance. Barueri will be their main home. They will elect another Belluzzo and may God allow it that in the meantime they arrest the conselheiros who are also part of the cocaine laundering

Or Lamachia dies before the end of the month and Leila tries to use this as a motivation for the players but it backfires since the all players will laugh at a 95 year old mentally ill parkisonic guy fucking a funkeira larping as billionaire

bom chia copalib

>>151751151
If 2025 doesn't count, does it mean Russo is both dead and alive?

Boca gave a Libertadores to FLUMERDENSE
The first one in 120 years

I'll never forgive Riquelmeberg and Cavani. May barra braba kill them both

bom chia só para quem tem mundial

>>151765177
Do not forget Internacional

ftfy

I had a dream boca lost to estudiantes 9-1

Is the cisplatine Bover named Naciorol or Peñanal?

>>151765303
true

>bought new glasses
>1600 bananas
>those were the cheap ones
Jesus

use case for glassses?

TORNEO MERCADO LIBRE, MY NEW FAVORITE LEAGUE. THE WINNER GETS A FREE SHIPPING. THANKS CHIQUI TAPIA

>>151761235
>that bombonera bullet point
I don't like being fair to bosteros, but that's not really their fault. There's land near la bombonera, and the owners refuse to sell.
>they oppose private investment into their clubs because somehow that’s worse than moretti ruining san lorenzo, chanchi riquelme fucking inside the bombonera, or maratea scamming independiente’s partners
if the people at the wheel are incompetent anyway, it doesn't really matter. We already have SADs just without the name. River is one. Estudiantes is another, iirc.

>>151763752
The guy who wrote the book is gay
The follwoing footballers are also gay

Raí
Caniggia
Maicon
Elias
Junior baiano

>>151765544
To make me not blind

>>151765576
wouldn't contact lenses be cheaper?

>>151765575
Every footballer is gay, check this https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1762038852983992.mp4

>>151760965
I guarantee they wont.
It generated a lot of buzz sportively
And non spootively infantino managed to get trump involved to the point he kept the golden trophy and invited him to a peace conference.
It is now part of the world memory
Ah and in the board it even generated a few memes like chikaner spamming igor Jesus and europeans being afraid of the heat

>>151765590
I guess but I don't like wearing lenses

>>151765613
>Der Chikaner spamming Igor Jesus
Only worthwhile thing that came out of that "championship" desu

>>151765563
I don’t wanna be a son of a beach but
>boca moves from Alberto J. Armando and abandons it from some time
>Neighbors will be forced to sell their houses because without Boca nearby the properties are worth shit.
>Boca buys the houses cheap
>Boca now has two stadiums. One for concerts, one for footy.

Cwc average attendance 39.6 k
Flamemgo 2025 average atrendance 39.6 k
The average attendance of the whole championship is the same as the best attendance in brazil

Why is it so hard to find data about average attendance from argentina?

>Vítor Pereira é demitido do Wolverhampton, lanterna da Premier League
His MIL is gonna be sick again

>>151765719
? You joking right
>>151765613
The heat? It was the clouds

We are here people
https://youtu.be/zpCDfETxGtg

>>151765734
Please link me to the info about argentinian average attendance

>>151765177
yeah
it was a hilarious final tho
>>151765613
>>151765625
PT e Partida dos Traficantes
Lula, o presidente dos traficantes
kkkkkkk

>>151765731
Need to se mauro cezar recognize vitor.pereira is shit (or at least create shitty excuses)

today's boludao matches
Estudiantes - Boca
Godoy Cruz - San Martin
River Plate - Gimnasia

>>151765807
https://www.transfermarkt.com.ar/liga-profesional-de-futbol/besucherzahlen/wettbewerb/AR1N/plus//sort/gesamtkapazitaet.desc

i really hope inter doesn't choke today

>>151765851
This is for 2024

>>151765922
No cuenta?

I reincarnated into a game world that I never played before and I don't even like games

o craque paquetá está sendo feito refém nesse time MEDÍOCRE do West Ham

why do I keep buying these motorolla shitphones they keep breaking

>>151765922
>(current year)
I just pretend it didn' t happen

>>151766048
Just stop throwing them to the floor every time boca loses.

>>151766048
Just buy an iPhone dude. Battery sucks but these fucks have the endurance of old nokias

>>151766048
I used to buy only motorolla, but 2 years ago I switched to a Xiaomi. It's quite good and comes with a phone case

>>151766077
I hate mine, the chink rom is terrible

cerveza

>phone doesn't work
>computer doesn't work
should I just kill myself now?

Sent from my iRock.

Mahou shoujo palmeiras

>>151766048
my current phone is a motorola from 22, best phone ive ever had, moto is good

>>151765851
the numbers are a bit overblown but the comparison still stands. not listed is santa cruz with an average of 21.119 the same year

>>151765845
You look like THAT???

>>151766107
Based Turkbro los gatos

>>151766227
27.000 x 27.000

we're here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s52xIXi1Rfc

>>151765177
>>151765218
It's been two years already. Get over it.

2023 didn't count

For me, it's Vitória-PE

None of the post pandemic years count.

>>151767159
We all die in 2020.

Libertadores from 1965 through 1970 never happened
It is a big conspiracy to harm brazilian football
And the naive brazilian clubs went with it, thinking they needed to create excuses to events that didnt sctually happen

>>151766048
>buy a mobile phone
famalam sempai ngmi desu

>>151767510
The jews removed all the ones in my town a few years ago

>>151767510
Ninja turtles went extinct for those payphones.

>>151767510
>come from china
>invents orelhão
>moves to ilhabela
>dies

ta nem com cara de domingo hoje

>>151767631
you should go to work then

>>151767510
In Argentina, it is called el narigon.

looked at the extra time of the old firm for a change. this shite always ends 2-2 but a red card can tilt the score to one side.
futbol's pretty boring these days.
https://youtu.be/L-yYZg-DQYQ

Do brazilians eat the cake or would they rather sit on it?

I would rather eat the blueflag intestines

>>151768164
I eat the cake and the casca too

>>151766188
fox kids called "super cerdita" here

>>151768164
i fart on it

Julian scored
Vini didnt

>>151768224
Lel

>>151767631
It's the weather

Friendly reminder that the most recent version of Instagram shows screenshots now, I kind of forgot after snapping a pic of a river tranny in brazil

>>151768771
damn i remember taking screenshots from one my female coworkers at snapchat and figuring out later about that, she even blocked me.

>>151768771
Pretty sure that is not true and it only warns of screenshots if you take from a disappearing image/video

I hate people with tatuagem

ok, guys, enough with the racism

I also hate people that smoke

Random question for argenchinos, did you guys see an uptick of AI deepfakes trying to fool people on the internet after the recent election? People over here are concerned that we are going to get bombarded with AI slop next year

Vamos gremio btw or something to that effect

45 BINGS FOR UOOOOOOOCAAA

>>151769080
Me
>>151769132
Not me
>>151769202
Me

>>151769470
This but Ceará

>marcelinho carioca
>not carioca
increible

>>151769872
being carioca is a state of mind
renato gaúcho is carioca

>>151763464
>boca is responsible for boca and Boca for boca
>Pathetic boca and boca macumbeiro
>If boca wasnt such petite bourgeoisie faggot who literally spend hours grooming his hair, boca would have won
This is how you sound btw

>>151763464
o flamengo vai ser hexa e você ainda vai estar vendo o dvd do título contra o atlético paranaense (que não pode jogar no próprio estádio)

Paquetá scored

Renato Bonaerense

Perdió la u

Guarani still leads larissão
Coquimbo still leads snookizão
Union leads a group in argenrina
Puerto cabello leade a grpup in venezuela

AMOOOOOOOOO’ UOOOOOOCAAAA

>palacios
>belmonte

la dochi

>>151770651
>tatuagem
to the trash bin

>guarani
>coquimbo
>penarol
Year of black and yellow

>hino do estado do ceará
Oh for fuck's sake just start the game

>>151770872
Round Turn bros...

Guarani, Guarani, Fortaleza, and Fortaleza should play a summer cup together.

I heard multiple gunshots now there's a police helicopter on my window

>>151770943
Eso es Boca

>>151768771
that's why you should use it on your computer with hardware acceleration turned off

>>151770943
I really hope you are not chikaner

>>151770993
>>151765554

>>151771052
tbqh, I prefer mercadolibre instead of betplay

What the fuck is this camera

bokitabros?

>>151765554
>>151771052
ok but what are your thoughts on the MERCADO LIVRE ARENA?

>>151771216
HOLY SHEEET I WANT TO CONSUUUUUUUME

>>151771216
>>151771216
Better than torneo BET your ANUS.

I prefer MercadoLibre over the Superbet x Esportes da Sorte derby for the Brasileirão Betano offered to you by SportingBet (please look at the PixBet odds for this game)

Dude cetré is taking out Barinaga on a ride

>>151771365
Great. Here is you mercado livre flamengo kit

>>151770746
you need cafuné

thinking about cancelling my ingresso and just watching the game from home, I'm quite sleepy

Cortinas is winning.

El cambio en Boca está cantado, 20 minutos van

Ascacibar is evolving into liberman

What a slurp

>>151771692
Vasco need you

>>151766047
He was desperate

>>151769059
>>151769032
>>151768771
>>151770988
Bruhhhh

PENAAAAAAAL

PARA RIVER

AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>LITTLE MOUTH

El Changito Primate Chimpance Ceballos

>>151772683
>-ACK!

This club is curse

>no one is mentioning river
>brings them up on cue
rent free

>transvegan getting uppity
>gets called out
>"r-river rent free"
Classic.

If kanonenfieber is not bm then why is it so kino?

>>151772683
>>151772716
>>151772764
>>151772834
Get a room.

Bet everything you have on fluminence not losing this match

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL DE UOOOCAAAAA

Warhammer 40k

Ian Curtis was two years older than me when he killed himself

>>151773686
Miss me with that shit

MARCHESIN, IMBECIL DE MIERDA

>>151772716
>>151772834
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BOQUINHA
TIME PEQUENO

>

vai toma no cu riquelme, cade o renato porra?

>>151773724
we have kino right now : corinthians x gremio

>>151773915
Por fin meten a uno que sabe con el balon

>>151774121
This tweet made me a river fan.

>>151774042
AKA o clasico

>>151774121
CARA ANCHOA MARCHESIN OSTIA

if the game ends in a draw or loss for Boca
we're going here

lo culpan a marchesin y medina dejo a 3 muñecos en el camino como si fueran estatuas

if the game ends in a draw or loss I will enter your room at night while you sleep and pour a dozen spiders in your mouth

>i posted le xwitter screenshot derefore i win o algo
Why are you like this

>>151774423
You're not any better, why do you speak like that?

>>151774211
Indeed

>advincula
Just go man

>>151774423
>

How does this image make you feel?

Never to La B

how does this affect gremio?

se murio herrera

Muslera is kill

>revision de tarjeta roja con camaras desde 60 metros
solo en el futbol del negro chiqui mafia

B-ragantino
>Shit team clumps on on defense to not drop 1 goal lead
>Gets goal'd anyways

This always happens, why don't they ever learn?

My boy Antony will go to the World Cup and Endrick wont

>>151774576
relegation

PENAAAAAAAAAAL

FUCK YOU TRANSVEGANS YOU WILL EAT SHIT AND YOU WILL GET RAPED NEXT WEEK

Rogerio Ceni é um lixo de treinador

>>151774872
kkkkkk

SUSHI STATUS

oi, boa noite
será que vai ter gol do Rayan hoje?

>>151775206
3-1, 45 pontos

Why does fucking a bitch with light peach fuzz feels kino, but a bitch with dark fur(rachel ziegler) feels horrendous?

They robated students

>>151770308
and it was a swell goal

y como siempre, el leonefag hizo su tan acostumbrado truco de magia

>>151774481
You speak the language of the devil in order for him to comprehend your words

what matches are you watching? If feels like a sanitarium here, everyone speaking something different

>>151775290
kek love that nigga, so shameless

Bahia 2-1 Red Bull Bragantino

A miracle happened today. Bahia coached by Rogério Ceni won a match after starting losing, something never seen on Bahia since Ceni became club's coach until today. The goals were scored by Willian José and the second one assisted by Éverton Ribeiro, coming back after a surgery to remove a tireoid cancer.

Next target: Atlético Mineiro

Bay Is The World

DEATH TO UAE
DEATH TO RT
DEATH TO CBF
CENI OUT

Rogerio penis only knows how to beat palmeme

>>151775331
This
I love Rogerio Ceni as if he were my father, I grew up waiting for wed or sunday to watch him, but he is a bad coach

>>151775331
Rogerio WHAT?

>>151775351
Trust him

>>151775330
Yjgtk

O que o Fluminence fez hoje em fortaleza foi um absurdo

Rogerio ceni almost lost to BRAGANTINO and we are supposed to ignore it

>>151775869
Worst Fluminense game I've seen all year, maybe second only to the 2-0 loss against Cruzeiro. The players were walking in the pitch from the very start.

Name of the referee of the boca game?

>>151775989
It looked like flu is already in some kind of post season/pre season, they were sleepwalking on the pitch

>>151776110
His name is Robert Paulson

uhm
transvegan night status?

>>151776110
Juan Roman Riquelme

>>151775989
Zubeldia will give you a G8, deal with it

Nense
Nense
Nense
Nense
Nense

Os jogadores do fluminense parecem que tão jogando por favor

Minhas mãos estão ásperas

Gymbros, we haven’t won vs riber in twenty years. There’s no way we can win this

Guys i dont think vovô garoto Nene can help them

>>151776110
king hitler (unironically)

Galo.

Inter is the most benefitted club this year, they're just too shit to capitalize it

Palmeiras scored

Alguem tem um link com qualidade 1080p da Record? Eu li que vai passar o jogo do Vasco x Sao Paulo na record pra todo Brasil

>>151776889
>>151776906
>>151776941
Não era desu

the real question
ubeda or renato gaucho for boca in 2026

>>151776955
Acho que tem record ao vivo no YouTube

Alguem tem um link com qualidade 1080p da Record? Eu li que vai passar o jogo do Vasco x Sao Paulo na record pra todo Brasil
>>151776991
that coach from Bolivar last year is good

necesito más refuerzos bros....

>>151777023
mas geralmetne eles param de transmitir em dias de jogo, assim como SBT

am I paaranoid o think Leila paid Juventude players to lose?

>>151777106
no, just 100% right, check Palmeiras status against top 6 clubs

>>151777124
hmm
>>151777023
I'll watch Ledio Carmona Premiere because he is Vascaido and I hate Vasco

anon, i hope you didn't stay all weekend talking about palmeiras again

Facundo Torres ta apanhando igual puta em final de semana
Cara nao tem controle de bola nenhum

>>151777124
The recipe to win Brasileirão is not by beating the G4, but consistently winning against shitters at the bottom. That should not come to you as a surprise

>>151777154
>

>>151777186
why would it be a surprise something I never said?

>>151777208
You are always saying that

Incrivel essa porra de facunda nao sabe tocar,n sabe dominar uma bola e nao sabe fazer uma marcaçao fica andando em campo
Essa porra deve ser filho de algum politico argentino

>>151777186
Palmeiras robated against Vitoria and Sport though
6 points given by robbery

Definitivamente o Palmeiras pagou os jogadores do Juventude para perder
Vou apostar 150 reais na vitória do Palmeiras por 2 gols ou mais

Stop fucking betting if you think the games are rigged you stupid retard

>>151777331
Vai zikar meu time nao trika pega esse dinheiro e vai em um gogoboy

you're gonna remember my post in 10 years when the Crefisa scandal drops

>>151777341
But this bet is easy money

>>151777414
you say the same every week anon

>>151777390
The yeear is 2027
Leila is arrested by PF
Palmeiras lose Brasileirao 2022, 2023 and Copa do Brasil 2022

>football is being rigged by a evil jewish reptilian cabal of psychokinetic landlord barons that want to destroy me and my team so we always lose to our rivals
>anyway i betted my entire retirement savings on this game and-

>>151777414
Gambling is a dangerous addiction bro

A Leila só vai pra CPI do INSS dps da final da libertadores, apesar de ter sido convocada dia 14 de outubro

Betting is a waste of money
Brazilians have gotten a whim of what gambling feels like after years of government crackdown against casinos and now they are going insane

>>151777639
Betting on lottery its also gambling

>>151777639
Did you ever consider that niilism is part of our society after Obama and COVID and people believe in nothing? No future? No nothing? Not even caixote da MRV?

>>151777723
The types of gambling that were legalized before were
1. Mostly a old people thing
2. Were not the entire Las Vegas plaza hotel at the palm of your hands, as in you actually need to get out of your fucking house to waste your money

>>151777825
Karakurt is cute, I'd marry her if she converted to catholicism
She has that lesbian "by sadness" look

>>151777837
Lula is a jew what did you expect? Also after COVID what did you expect?
Enjoy while it last. YOu have a few years ahead, maybe if you are concursado you will not die of hunger before 2035

>>151777837
Like that Uk anon said gambling its a tax for retard people

>maybe if you are concursado
tell that to Correios workers

Thank God I'm concursado

>>151777754
The ones responsible for lack of believing on anything are rich niggas that want the economy to be entirely centered on giving more wealth to north american companies and making your life miserable and not whatever strawman you just made up on your head
>>151777909
What does lula have to do with what im talking about you schizoid

>>151777968
well they deserve it
I remember receiving Dilma propaganda through Correio in 2014

Anyway, fuck them, fuck jews and fuck brajewlians
Brazil is cursed

The most diabolical laws against aposentados were approved by Lula and people still vote for him.

>>151777986
>The ones responsible for lack of believing on anything are rich niggas that want the economy to be entirely centered on giving more wealth to north american companies and making your life miserable and not whatever strawman you just made up on your head
So you agree with me that after 1945 there is nothing we can do to improve anything other than praying

>>151777983
I am a concursado but I hate my job, I need another concurso

>>151777983
you're still not gonna retire

>>151778077
Stop voting for retards that want to make a moral panic out of anything, dont have any political project and want you to be a eternal slave to american capitalist interest is one step out of hell, im not going to tell who they are though because this is not a politics general

>>151778082
I actually like my job, a concursado job that you don't like is bearable only if you're making 10k plus
>>151778098
I'll retire in my 60's, but there's a chance that I'll die before that

>>151778082
I am a concursado, I hate my job, but I know I can't get a better one.

vamos inter, pelo amor de deus

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

>>151776743
Get fucked

O Rosário Central foi punido com a perda de 6 pontos e multa de R$500,00 pela escalação irregular de atletas. [6]
O Boca Júnior foi punido com a perda de 3 pontos, multa de R$750,00 e suspensão por 200 dias em julgamento de falsidade ideológica de atletas. Com isso, foi aplicado o placar de W.O. em favor do Canindé e Olímpico nas últimas duas rodadas.[7]

2x0 palmeiras

>>151778197
VOTING IS IRRELEVANT
Do you really think american jews will allow us to have fair elections? kek you are SCHIZOPHRENIC in the strict sense of the word

>>151777331
why is trikaschizo 99% right all the time?

>was five seconds away from calling my isp and telling them they were a bunch of scammers
>it was my router acting up

schizo fuchibol hours

>>151778362
Well then work for a revolution or cry about it, atleast stop being annoying while we are it

>>151778362
>kek you are SCHIZOPHRENIC in the strict sense of the word
the retard in the gallows laughs at the retard in the guillotine

>>151778228
>only if you're making 10k plus
I make 12k considering the extras + 1300 VA, still hate it, need another concurso. Hoping to become a auditor fiscal one day.

>>151778362
Get fucked nazi
Go read ebola

>>151778453
Quando eu quiser saber sua opinião, eu perguntarei

>>151778491
That's good enough if you're living in the interior

score a fucking goal already they have one less player

By God, Inter is shit

>>151778553
salário atrasado e mais o escandalo do Bernabei com uma filha de um gremista que deu tbm pra outro jogador do Inter
O Clima no vestiário é uma merda

vascobros we'll murder bambi tonight

what is sex

>>151778511
uga buga

Why is penadoy playing like a small team?

>>151778635
I hope so, this San Pablo team is absolute trash, we need the 5th victory in a row to fight for copalib.

>>151778622
Eu sabia do salário e da merda que deu depois do pênalti que ele cometeu, não sabia dessa merda com gremista, pqp
>>151778635
3-1 VASCO

>>151778491
Nigga is basically a millionaire in Brasil.

>>151778704
The power of a mid level concurso

>>151778704
The best part? You're unfireable and you don't even have to put effort into your job

>>151778686
>3-1 VASCO

Damn, Everson working hard

give Hulk's monthly income to Everson

The Milei voter always get upset when I talk about jews and Palmeiras

Perhaps I was right all the time

>monumental mostly clapping for enzo perez
nuke the stadium
(in counter strike)

eu não aguento mais esse time do inter, puta que o pariu

>>151778726
>>151778757
Muito bom manitos. Enjoy the taxpayer money.

>>151778553
it's painful to watch

>>151778942
Thank God flu x ceara had already dulled my senses

>>151778908
que temporada de merda

>>151778672
thanks for the spoiler, shitlord

eu pago os impostos
eu sou educado
eu dou esmola
eu não saio por aí pelado fazendo pirocoptero
eu só quero que a porra do meu time não me dÊ desgosto.
eu não tô pedindo pra ser campeão, eu só não quero passar raiva e vergonha.
vai tomar no cu caralho

>>151778998
You are welcome, donkey fucker.

Inter is in the famous água de salsicha zone but won't be relegated

can't even fathom reading modern shonen

>>151779004
>pelado fazendo pirocoptero
thanks for making me laugh, watching my inter is true suffering

another 6 minutes of this shit

Chilean champion for 1st time

>>151779013
but seriously, put that thing in spoiler, don't be a jerk.

You cant even fathom reading you illiterate ass nigga

*shonenshit

Baldasso is losing the hair below his skin

>>151779119
I don't think it's a spoiler really, someone a the beginning of the manga wouldn't understand much of it really.

Im pretty sure theres no spoiler festure in /sp/

thanks for the projection fujoshi san! any more androgynous protagonists that cry?

This nigga is seething because normal people dont like reading his weebslop btw

>river starts playing
>copalib faggotry goes through the roof

That green text was way too much creative for a simple joke

Its not creative i just know how animemanga and weebism garbage works because i used to read and now i dont anymore because its fucking boring

>>151779348
I'm happy for you, also are you a Botacaca torcedor?

now Vasco will lose and shojo will still continue being superior

the worst inter game is always the next one
hang bernabei and borré
36/45

>>151779112
How many times are you going to lie about this

This slut is gonna turn me into a fucking coomer, bros

>>151779209
this is the same person who called me a bad soul for making memes about Russo Vascaino a few months ago

I don't know what to do when women act slutty around me, I feel like a fucking retard

>>151779831
Russo vascaíno is simply a pathetic grifter

>>151779936
do they wear makeup?

>>151779977
I don't know a single woman without tattoos

>>151779977
>Que é isso, uma tatuagem para formigas?

Vasco x San Pablo is a slurper

>>151780043
~12k increase from last match and they didnt even show a bit of energy, raça, brio, anything
can't blame people for not going

>>151780725
the issue there is the renda
they're practically giving out tickets for free

>>151779936
a friend once set me up with the sluttiest big titty goth around and she basically crawled up my chest onto my face out of nowhere and I fucking froze in place looking at her not knowing what to do and she told me "aw you are shy, too bad"

https://www.instagram.com/p/DQcfJPIj5ak/

flamenguistas be like

>>151780812
To be fair, most people wouldn't know what to do, that just seems like a weord thing for a woman to randomly do a guy.