Thread 151797442

ESPN MNF AZ @ DAL
Eberflus takes on Gannon
ABC on your TV
ARI 10
DAL 0
Previous thread: >>151796485

first for fuck zoomers

Dem boyz

> THIS early
jesus h

MHJ got lips as big as michellin tires

>>151797442 (OP)
Why are there grown adults that act like this?

>>151797473
t. millennial scum

>>151797496
based chuckster
the league isn't the same without him

I just ate an entire bag of gummy bears, and now my tummy hurts

>>151797473
thats the dream....

oh well hello spee

new reaction gif just dropped

woke up to take a crap and i see cardinalsfrens are manhandling the cowboys what happened there

Peepee Lamb

>>151797513
Go play Fartnite.

WHATS WITH THE RED STRIPE ON THE COWBOYS HELMETS??

is that suppose to be some stupid maga shit or something?

What do they pay CeeDee so much for? Ja'Marr Chase or AJ Brown would have caught that ball.

>>151797522
gross hag. fuck off

Tardinals... We are going to FUCKING RAPE YOU on Sunday.

>>151797544
>AJ Brown
lol lmao

Will Ceedee Lamb name his kid BlueRay Lamb?

>>151797510
Sois got into football in the last decade or so. Now they are getting women into it.

>>151797541
It's to let everyone know Dak is on his period.

and here we go

>>151797529
whoops, wrong version

>>151797535
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA FUNNIEST COMMENT ON THE APP

>>151797522
Don't need boobs this size its umm too arousing I need to be able to last! yeah ahah

>>151797557
???

>>151797522
Good taste

>>151797522
My ex looked like her, same build and everything. She was really annoying but I miss her body.

>>151797577
I would like this thread to recognize that I came up with
>poo peepoop

>>151797593
no she didn't

Did Ferguson bet on the Cardinals or something? Two drops and a fumble so far.

literal shit teams

holy smokes the cowboys line is awful

>>151797557
??? Wut

what in the fuck lmao

FOOMBLE

FOOMBLE

foomblecat.jpg

FOOMBLE

They’re so fucking bad

Cowboys suck dude

Kill the entire team.

KEK

classic dook

Holy fuck the Cowboys are bad lmao, Fuck Jerry

Bros I thought the Cowboys offense was elite? Wtf happened?

OH NO NO NO NO

OH LAWD

>>151797557
I see you

FOOMBLE

The cat meme is unfunny and reddit

WHY DID YOU JINX US BY SAYING FIELD GOAL RANGE YOU RETARD! NOOOOOOOOO

This is like watching my Jets play.

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMBLE

>>151797601
Dudes say that shit and then in reality she's 20 lbs heavier with 2 cups smaller tits and 3 points lower face

>>151797587
Kinda looks like a hot version of the hawk tuah girl

Ferguson is throwing this game on purpose

>>151797557
WTF

Ok, you can't fill up the thread with fumblecats two plays before it even happens.

>>151797644
dubs of truth

I love foomble cat posters :)

>great kicker
>not running screen or draw
What a fucking meme coaching staff

>>151797635
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Reminder that these are exactly the type of games Jerry deserves

>>151797662
based Loma poster

I forgot how much I miss Josh Sweat

>>151797617
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>>151797673
I don't get it.

>>151797540
>bbc cuck porn in the gamethread when cowboys start losing
curious

everyone off the cowboys wagon
TUCK AND ROLL
TUCK AND ROLL

>>151797679
he’s holding it in

Iggles are having the greatest bye week in history

what's this play called?

this game is low key ass cheeks. gonna play fortnite fr fr

SHUUU SHUUUU SHUUU
SHUUU SHUUUU SHUUU
SUGAHTOWN

I hate this commercial...

So why exactly do the Cowboys suck? Is it because of Jerry?

>>151797692
you had to be there

>ceedee lamb can’t catch shit but has a big contract
>jake has a big contract and can’t catch shit
>Dak has a big contract and plays like shit
Holy fuck this team just get rid of all 3 and start over at this point.

Jerry may not have said it, but he was definitely thinking it

>>151797705
black 92 kwab stretch left

The whole imageboard is getting down /sp/ iron up

my Lionies would bend over and rape both of these dogshit teams

WE DEM BOYS!

Are any sites streaming it since it's local TV? I only have YouTube TV

>>151797601
You're re right, she was 340 lbs and had a huge mole on her face but otherwise, she looked the exact same.

>>151797654
Nobody asked for your gay input

>>151797692
reddit tier response. don't over think it anon

Are ya winning, son?

>>151797731
nfl app

Brisket out here looking like prime Moon out there

My birds finna booty blast the cowboys week 12

Berds looking frisky

>>151797731
>I only have YouTube TV
lmao

Stephen, a smith.

Who the fuck is Brisket?

>>151797746
And there it is

>>151797679
>the guy who has made a living off hating on the Cowboys is hanging out in Jerry's suite
Yup, as always, the media talking heads are so full of shit

>>151797731
> I only have YouTube TV

>>151797706
God I hate redditors who say "cheeks." That's the worst one of all.

>>151797753
Best BBQ pitmaster in the league

>>151797746
Kek I’m so high this sentence made no sense

Clowney fileted that bitch

>>151797743
>spends his whole life hating on the cowboys because a girl who rejected him was a fan
KWAB

>>151797706
>>151797764
it's buns

>>151797752
I was wondering who stole my cinema anvil

>>151797731
Antenna

>>151797753
The DEI hire the Patriots got rid off for Tom Brady Jr

I regret to inform everyone, but this game is a certified slurper.

>>151797767
It does make sense

>>151797752
All, in my ass.
All in, my ass.
All in my, ass.
... All in my ass.

>>151797731
https://v2.streameast.ga/nfl/arizona-cardinals-vs-dallas-cowboys/

what's his name again?

>>151797784
We know.

WE DEM BOYZZZ

Why does cuck porn get posted every time theres a cowboys thread?

spaghetti game

clowney really said anyone can do what micah does

PRO KICKERS
R
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K
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K
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McBride is so dreamy

HOL UP HOL UP

KWAB

BLOCK

Did the cowboys just do something right?

The cards QB looks like a runaway slave.

>>151797788
GUARDS seize this anon!

Lmao

>>151797800
Philthy iggle fans can’t control themselves

SLURP CANCELLED

The game of all time

OH NO BIRDSISTERS

>>151797793
Dakhmeet Singh

BLOCKED KEK

Uhhhhhhhhh

MEME GAME

WE DE BOYS

meme game

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this game being a shitshow is the best case scenario

Reminder that Jerry just beat Stage 4 skin cancer and will probably live to be over 100.

why didnt the punter take the hit for a penalty? he should have kept his leg extended

MEME GAME

Berds

>>151797793
Dook suckdik

UH OH STINKY

oh my god

why is the NFL rigging the game against the Boyz?

NFL special teams has been abysmal this year

>>151797800
false flagging eagles fans

>>151797805
Then why doesn't he?

AYO HOL UP

Took his sweet time kicking that ball fucking moron

RARE INVERTED HELMET DRAGON

>>151797851
ummmm the kicking record got broken by 2 yards yesterday!!

What a colossal fuck up.

>>151797860
I was going to say, O'Donnel could NOT be fucked to hurry up

>>151797823
>>151797853
it's a cowboys fan falseflagging as an eagles fan, he posted CP one year and had a meltdown

How the fuck do you get a punt blocked?

What's everyone drinking tonight?

>>151797841
Does that count if you block the punt?

I ated too much left over Halloween candy and now my stummy hurts

>>151797875
milk!

>Canadian stream
>commercials are all jeets, nigs, mystery meats, or white girls paired with one of the above

hmm

>>151797872
cope

lol you dumb fucking haters actually thought we might lose to the tardinals

kys

Wow

>>151797820
Anything for Dem Boyz Fans ;) or anybody that wants to watch Dem Boyz.

>>151797879
hair of the dog, eat more candy

Blocked punts need an animal. I suggest duck billed platypus.

>>151797879
im fighting the urge to get one of them gobbler sandwiches from arbys lol

I can't imagine streaming a primetime game
an old flatscreen is $15 at a thrift store
antennae is $10
no reason to be streaming in US for a lower quality product, personal security risk, and supporting some sketchy ass organization in egypt or something

>>151797900
is that ai

>>151797850
>first score of the game is a field goal sisters almost everyone betting at draftkings chose touchdown

>>151797875
The mods special :)

>>151797841
You can only contact the punter after you block it so it wouldn't even be a penalty

>>151797890
you just gave the ball back to the cardinals though and now they'll score

I mean maybe berds can meme another TD. This has potential to be bears vs Bengals

>>151797908
i dont care what you think

>>151797903
I think the firehouse sub looks good too

Not a fan of Christmas commercials before Thanksgiving

>>151797875
Those are both girls (female), right

Do punters normally walk 5 yards forward to punt? I realized I don't pay attention to them that much.

>>151797720
benny boy finna get us right

>>151797911
I think just the bottom half is.

>>151797753
how new are you? he was supposed to be brady's replacement

>>151797872
that literally never happened

>>151797900
he cute

>>151797875
>don't follow through with the kiss
I hate fake lesbians
Anyway, just water. I'm going to have my last can of Diet Coke tomorro

>>151797875
im convinced that theyre both dudes.

>>151797903
Get roast beef with cheddar from jimmy johns instead it tastes better and you can use drive through as well instead of going inside. Arby’s is fucking nasty.

>>151797908
I still live at home at age 22 and my dad monopolizes the TV to watch youtube on it fuck
He sleeps at 8 so I'll watch it on my antenna thinking of you

LETS GO BEARS BEAT DALLAS AND CARDS

>>151797938
did you just assume that platypus's gender?

wew great catch

>>151797903
Dont do it. You have food at home.

Alright bros I just spent 90 minutes listening to AI tell me in the most boring way possible not to serve booze to underage people or drunk people. How's the game going

>>151797927
The way to stop it is to give Thanksgiving its own commercial presence. I suggest making Thanksgiving the nougat holiday.

>Tardinals have a superstar WR
>Cowsois let him go uncovered EVERY SINGLE PLAY

Should I go to the supermarket after the game and buy 5 bags of cheap halloween candy?

>>151797950
i like arbys
worked at one as a kid its all on the up and up on the back end
they cook everything in great big roasters in the back
>>151797926
yeah the thanksgiving sandwich is really good though i already had one

>>151797963
RAMP class?

kino

>>151797731
Why do you have YouTube TV? What are you watching?

>>151797908
based antennae bro
watching local broadcasts directly benefits the american economy

>>151797963
Bit of a slurper with a side of clownball.

>>151797963
>bartender
yeahhh slaaaay queeeeen. get it girlfriennnn

>>151797978
KWAB

>2 minute warning
any plans for halftime?

>>151797963
RAMP and Servsafe suck ass but at least it's only every 5 years

Who are all those people with Jerry in his owner's box, and why are they all wearing 3-piece suits to a football game?

>>151797975
>RAMP class?
I dont believe I even looked at the name of hte class. Completely retarded though. Except that pic lmao I thought that was hilarious

>>151797978
NICE!!!!!

>>151797962
my fridge is full of rotten food because it got unplugged while i was on vacation like a month ago and im too grossed out to clean it out

>>151797929
He and Ferguson are up to some sketchy stuff

>>151797954
Literally do what that other anon suggested and spend 25 dollars on a tv and antenna

>>151797731
good goy paying 100 a month for television

>>151797993
already had an insane wank so I'll probably feed myself
I've only eaten carbs today not feeling good

>>151797978
that had to hurt

>>151797992
>KWAB

what is that supposed to mean?

>>151797963
good evening fellow wagie

>>151798021
Kevin Was Always Based

>>151798021
Kwab Wab Ab B

I got a dui last night and now I have to take state mandated alcohol education courses. So fucking dumb

>>151798021
Kevin Was Anally Blasted

>>151797978
Why the FUCK would you take three fucking steps forward?

>>151798007
damn this actually got me to swap out my accessible but still beautiful in a wabi sabi kinda way asian full body nude macbook wallpaper
gorgeous photo

>>151798021
Killer Wet Ass Bussy

>>151798021
It means you need to go back

>>151798006
>my fridge is full of rotten food because it got unplugged while i was on vacation like a month ago and im too grossed out to clean it out
post pic anon

>>151798013
>already had an insane wank so I'll probably feed myself
I have had brokenlatinawhores cast to my 76 inch TV for like 3 days now. just came across it a week ago, top tier stuff if i do say so myself

>>151797998
I think they're his legitimate sons. And they dress like that because daddy likes to pretend he's a serious businessman.

Do either of these teams have elite players

>>151798047
based response

>>151798032
How drunk were you

>>151798039
Good stuff. I love skyline photos and post them randomly

>>151798006
Damn you are a swine

>>151798027
hey my name is kevin! :D
>>151798036
D:

hope this is offtopic too, jannies can suck all of my dicks.

>>151798052
im scared to open it
i just cranked the temp up to 10 on it when i got home so everything is froze inside but im scared to open it

>>151798060
Cowboys - Aubrey
Cardinals - McBride

>>151798032
This is why I have absolutely zero remorse for alkies. They are never even aware of what they have done or could have done, much less sorry for it. Alkies deserve to be placed in hard labor camps and beaten every day

>>151797978
At that point just fake it and run

>>151797993
Kinda looks weirdly like heman maybe I am just autistic but they look like pecs with her huge arms and hair.

How the fuck are the Cards moving the ball at will? Does Dallas have a defense?

>>151798064
Pointing your camera up or pictures of chili and spaghetti?

>>151798032
Thats all?

>>151798067
yeah

>Brisset only passing to 2 receivers
just like my retro bowl

>>151798074
Fuck you fag it’s a victimless crime and being drunk is the only thing that makes life tolerable

Cowboys are ass. Keep up the good work, Jerry.

Before the season started my friends and I joked that New England would be shining the Brissett signal in the sky by week 4 if Maye didn't work out

Brissett is better than Murray just because he can throw over the line and doesn't need to scramble out every play

>DEM BOYZ block the punt for a TD
>SAS leaves

kwab

Defense is optional

>>151798068
KWAB is always ontopic.

>>151798083
They used to.

>>151798060
Cowboys have Lamb. Cardinals have McBride. That's about it

>>151798074
Alkies are such boring, stupid, selfish idiots it's almost incredible. I can't believe the only drug for centuries in a lot of places was alcohol.

>>151798083
> Does Dallas have a defense?

nope, only the Bengals are worse.

>>151798082
/fit/ has rotted your mind

>dortch
how tall is he

>>151798032
Never ever drink and drive. It is never worth it. My liquor store delivers

>>151798060
Dak is elite

>>151798107
>only the Bengals are worse.
Nah, my Redskins are

>>151798085
Oh there will be more once he's sentenced

How much better would this game be if either qb was white?

>>151798098
100%
They actually have a decent offense with him

>>151798105
>lamb
made me reply. nice bait

And there it is

>>151798056
Jerry may not be a lot of things, but he is a serious businessman. Dude rolled the dice and won in Oil & Gas, and built himself into an empire. There’s a lot of things not to like about the guy, but his success and his ability to make money is not one of them.

inb4 Aubrey 70 yard field goal.

>>151798108
nah he's right

>>151798119
Jacoby is white

>>151798060
Marvin Harrison should be a generational WR, but it's not happening with the Cards.

>>151798052
Yeah that shit blew my mind when I tried porn on the TV its basically like lifesize human people fucking in your living room.

I got some lesbian orgasm comps or PMVs where its all just fuckin 10/10 insta girls. Stay hard for hours

WE DEM SÓYS

Least I’m not a fucking zonie

>>151798032
Is this you?

>>151798119
Cardinals would improve alot, Cowboys would stay the same probably

coyboys defense can’t stop a nosebleed but when they do get contact theyre laying wood on these tardinals
might slow the tards down by the time the 4th comes around

>>151798074
Drunk driving laws have nothing whatsoever to do with public safety - its just a way for the government to extort money from the taxpayers. Insane to me that they can actually arrest you for nothing, just the vague idea of 'well, you MIGHT have crashed and injured someone.' Umm what is this, minority report? I MIGHT have arrived safely at my home - the same thing that happened all the other 1500 times I've driven drunk.

>>151798136
>bald headscott

why is kyler not playing?

>>151798060
Dak Prescott??

>>151798154
Taking time off for a COD tournament

>>151797978

reminds me of this

>>151798154
he sucks

>>151798119
Worse. We need a close game, not a repeat of last night. Two shitty teams with >black qbs is better than that.

>>151798154
black ops 7 soon.

jacoby >>>>>> kyler

>>151798154
sore bussy

>>151798133
spiritually white

>>151798154
vagina hurts

>>151798095
Victimless until you hit someone, faggot.

Cowsoys "defense" making Brisket look like prime Kurt Warner lol

Berds

>>151798074
im not an “alkie”…just had a little bit too much after hanging out at a friends

so fucking easy

BRISKET THE GOAT

I'm stroking my dick right now

Could Kyler do the Tush Push?

F R I S K Y

>>151798154
recovering from leg lengthening surgery

>>151798095
Until it isnt you irresponsible twat

>>151798135
he's too much of a pussy he doesn't have that dog in him that his father's era of wr had

nice false start

Should be 17-0 special teams shouldn’t ever be allowed to put up 7. Also good to know the tush push will work easy against this bitch ass D Line of dallas

Say his name.

>>151798154
His fetal alcohol syndrome was acting up

>>151798121
Lamb is elite fagwad. And the other guy is right, Aubrey too.

>>151798135
ehh he hasn't done his part either so far.

>>151798137
>>151798052
gooning is soulless goy behavior, get a wife

>>151798135
>Should be
Lmao no. Dude runs like he's already 35yo. He looks like anquan boldin in his final years

nice old-fashioned heterosexual qb sneak, you love to see it

>>151798173
Yeah that’s crime works you have to actually harm someone before you commit a crime you absolutely retarded faggot

>>151798181
Will you think of me?

>>151798148
you are putting others in danger when you drunk drive

I COME AND I GO
TELL ME ALL THE WAYS YOU NEED ME

>>151798148
One of the dumbest things I've read in a while

I have Kevin Hart fatigue

>you couldve killed someone!
>but that didn’t happen
>but you couldve!
>but i didnt
average hylic, probably brown

>>151798148
Shut the fuck up. Being a drunk asshole increases your chances of getting into an accident exponentially and your chances of killing some poor innocent bastard even more.

Cowboys really be losing at home on monday night.

>>151798196
Funny thing is that wasn't even a QB push. It's just a sneak and it's hilarious the people who don't know football think the eagles couldn't just QB sneak regularly.

>>151798154
>these responses
You guys can be funny sometimes

>>151798176
That’s literally what every alkie says. Can’t wait to see you bawling in an AA room in a few short years/months after you lose everything and/or are forced into it because of your drinking. Fucking stupid alcoholic nigger

>>151798198
dank poopsock

>>151798186
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>151798148
How do you explain all publicly available information showing a decline in traffic fatalities over the past few decades, largely due to less drunk driving? If you want to be a selfish asshole just say that, don't try to cope about it

>>151798216
Kyler is 800-0 in att stadium. Even not playing

>>151798207
I already am ;)

>>151798198
>ecua dorscott

>>151798231
Jesus...

>>151798154
>>151798161
This. I'm not kidding

>>151798231
what the FUCK is going on here?

>>151797442 (OP)
What about joe chuck?

>>151798148
drunk driving laws are idiot tests. If somebody can tell you're drunk just by looking at you drive then you deserve everything bad that happens to you. If they can't then they don't exist for you

yoooo hat girl is hot

ngl thats still a pretty good looking stadium for how old it is

>>151798244
he somehow injured his foot here according to the coaches.

I'd like to brand her hat, if you know what I mean

>>151798154
He's getting traded soon

I just fell in love with that cowgirl

>>151798232
Why do you care so much about public safety? Are you a fucking woman? Jfc what a pussy. On the list of shit I care about freedom is way higher than public safety and you would feel the same if you had a pair of working nuts

Dem boys fucking suck

Cowboys already in field goal range.

ass ass ass

>>151798235
I saw murray play in high school live and he looked small then too

COCK Turpin

>>151797840
>lives to be over 101
>gets his consciousness transferred into an immortal cyborg
For the Cowboys the ride will NEVER end.

>>151798205
Not at all true. Plenty of 'victimless' activities are illegal. Possession with intent to distribute, child negligence and endangerment (even if no harm occurs), etc. You're just a retard, explains a lot.

>>151798248
>he thinks this passes the state trooper’s trained sense of smell
fucking idiot, enjoy your future dui

>>151798246
Growing

>>151798258
Im glad I got the screencap shes a qt

>>151798186
>>151798231
i didnt need to see that

>>151798231
>doctor swinging like a wimp
>assistant not holding the leg firmly
kek

Which shithole would you rather live in, Dallas or Phoenix?

>>151798246
gotta stretch that boy out

>>151798246
now you know why people get addicted to opiates after surgery

>>151797698
Always makes me kek

Call me a horse and ride me mommy

Wtf? Why didn't Ferguson fumble or drop either of those?

Why are seemingly all good tight ends big ol' hhuwhites?

>>151798291
Birmingham

>all these retards replying to the DUI bait
You guys haven't noticed that like every game thread has "just got a DUI last night" guy, despite the fact that most posters here live with their parents, don't work, & can't even afford a car?

>>151798265
>Why do you care
Because people dying in preventable accidents is bad. You have the same mentality as the jeets sitting on top of trains. They think you're a pussy if you don't do it. Do you agree?

What is the name of the Cowboys QB?

>>151798277
Shows you are a little bitch that you assume these other laws are also okay. Cuckold

oh shit

>>151798291
whichever has less socioeconomic victims

>>151798286
you know when they put you under your body still feels all the trauma, that's why they ask you about your heart before surgery.

>>151798291
Phoenix

>>151798310
Sack Pickscott

Good evening bros, I just got home from a college basketball game and I’m wiped but not wiped enough to see the cowboys get wrecked at home

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>151798310
dank pisstank

NINJA

Why are the Cowboys struggling against the Cardinals? And at home?

The laces were in!!!!!!

When FGs are being kicked from mid field something has to be done about it. Fucking stupid.

ninja.webm

Little mogs Aubrey

>>151798291
i was in phoneix this summer and i swear to god it was 120 degrees

>>151798148
I agree desu anon, most drunk driving arrests are complete bullshit. Had to bail my boy out of jail for DUI after only blowing a .13 because some cop was camping outside a bar show waiting to jack anyone and I've seen him drive completely fine after six drinks

How did he miss that?

Real talk how do you lost to this Cuckinals team with fucking Brissett at QB? How fucking incompetent are the Dallas coaches? I know Eberflus is a literal retard so there's that

>>151798306
A good 40% or more of lower class whites drunk drive regularly and believe they should be allowed to do it, and that's about 50% of the Cowboys fans here. The other half being lower class Mexicans who also drive drunk regularly, of course.

>>151798315
I hope you get searched

>>151798303
they arent athletic enough to be WRs and too slow to be RBs otherwise

Scrub can't even hit a 70 yarder

Nah, you don't get that kick, Cowpies

>>151798330
Because Jerry Jones is a certified fucking retard

Laurn Rutlege is hot

>>151798291
Phoenix is the perfect city to be a shut-in neet in

Damnit I was busy looking at this and missed the end. Did they attempt a FG?

>>151798281
You gonna post it or what

>>151798310
Dick Poopshot

now that the dust has settled... was he right?

>>151798330
Because they SUCK.

it's halftime

>>151798303
there's systemic racial bias in high school sports that result in players being shoehorned into positions based on their race
a 6-5 240LB white guy will be forced to either play TE or OT. A 6-5 240LB black guy will be forced to play defensive end. There are many other examples. White athletes with WR builds/skill set are typically made to play safety or linebacker.

>>151798323
By the cardinals with a backup qb

Dak got injured, he might be out for the game

>>151798333
I have a solution.

>>151798291
Phoenix. No question

>>151798307
Nutless domesticated pussy woman. Indians on top of trains have 10x more testosterone than you do bitch

>>151798340
it wasn't, you're a baby, Texas is hotter with their humidity

How did they just miss???

Cowboys f*cking suck xD

>>151798360
have sex you fucking loser, jfc

>>151798360
Too fat

Halftime faptime: sex with Indonesian rodents edition

>>151798360
who

Both these teams are retarded but holy shit imagine getting fraud checked by the cardinals

>>151798303
it's just a white phenotype, like being good at swimming or crossfit

>>151798370
it was literally 120
with the wind blowing it felt like i was standing in front of a furnace

>>151798383
if he had the right angle that was good

>>151798369
Indian men have less average grip strength than white women so I'm not sure that's really how it pans out.

Is it cheating to fap to porn when you have nudes from your gf? Keep in mind the nudes are a few months old and I've already busted to them a lot

>>151798291
Dallas is actually pretty nice. At least compared to the dusty ass town I live in in west texas

HOLY HECK ITS BIG CHUNGUS ON THE HALFTIME CREW

>>151798355
Why?
My friend just got back from there and he said it's probably the most functional city in America

>>151798403
When I had a gf I lost all interest in masturbating

>>151798403
why jack off all the time when you have a gf
are you bad at sex or something
do you give her head?

>>151798393
it's a dry heat

>>151798393
i'm from a freezing shithole but i lived in TX for a year and visited AZ for 3 weeks during july/august and 118 in Phoenix felt infinitely better than 90+ in San Antonio
sucked fucking cock getting into the hot ass car in AZ tho

>>151798407
Its hot af

>>151798032
>>151798110
>>151798074
>>151798148
>>151798341
>>151798248
>drinking after helping a friend move apartments
>get a DUI on the way home because it's 2 in the morning and nobody else is on the road to go 10mph over with me
>happens less than a month after BAC limits were lowered even further
>mfw I would have been legal if I did it a few weeks earlier

>>151798415
>>151798420
it's long distance for now. obviously when we're together we fuck like rabbits

this commercial is entirely in mexican wtf

Who here /cfl/

>>151798403
no need to fap when my wife satisfies me. you should train your gf

>MHJ finally getting targets
>Big shocker he's good if you go to him
Yeah Kyler is done

AHAHHAHAHAH THEY PUT THE HEADSETS ON WRONG AGAIN!!!
OOOOOH THESE GOOFY GUYS

Are people who watch Kimmel religiously basically sub-human?

>Jimmy Kimmel
This guy is somehow relevant still?

>>151798428
>>151798426
yeah it was actually kinda comfy but i wouldnt want to have to work out in it

>>151798446
the absolute mad lads

>>151798450
Unfortunately not all old people are dead yet

>>151798447
no people watch Kimmel because npc leftoids are not human by any stretch of the imagination

>>151798433
Literally leave your car at your buds new place retard
But pay $10k now looool

>>151798446
>>151798406

>>151798389
lovebyelenita

>>151798407
>t. has never been outside when it's 115+ F out

>>151798428
lack of airborne humidity is unironically why modern civilization and development bursts happened where they did

>>151798291
I would kms because I hate hot weather.

>>151798450
His show bleeds money faster than the Cowboys defense gives up points

>>151798467
get a load of this loser simp

>>151798457
Craig Ferguson was imo the last good late night TV host and after he quit, I lost almost all interest in cable tv

>>151798384
pick your poison

>my dodgers mentioned
hahahah suck it canada

>>151798467
god bless

NEW THREAD

>>151798477

>>151798477

>>151798477
NEW THREAD

i havent watched cable in probably 15 years and have never paid for it in my adult life
don’t even watch Netflix or anything like that anymore

>>151798492
Based segment

>>151798488
this made me realize that I'm a volcel

>>151798393
>>151798470
This. Moving to Fairbanks in the spring, next summer is going to be great

sois bros...

>>151798492
>tyler ramirez

>>151798467
Simpcity.su
Don't pay for this shit..she's there

>>151798486
Not sure if you've heard about it but CBS basically fucked him over, Letterman always intended for the show to go to him after he retired. CBS didn't honor it after he sold the show to them (his production company actually owned the rights) and picked Colbert instead.

>>151798488
About 35 burgers for center.

How bad do you have to stink to use Mando?

>>151798497
based but not one soul hath askedeth

>>151798291
Phoenix easily