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Patty Cuckitini

Gayest teams in the league right now

Queefs
shEagles
plastic Rams

Jets fans are finally big winners

Selling both Gardner and Williams supplies New York with a combined five first-round picks (!) over the next two seasons

>>151810937
>Reggie Wayne and Dallas Clark
vs
>Ben Watson and Reche Caldwell
Peyton is the most overrated QB in history. 1 ring is fine for a guy like Joe Flacco but Peyton was ALWAYS surrounded with talent

Thread is.....................................

>>151811301
..................................................... SHIT

>>151811301
....................WAIT, THERE'S A FLAG ON THE POST

>>151811292
based memechucker jake browning

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>>151811303
Kek he always does that shit

There's a lot of single NFL player that will stop this man from winning a Super Bowl this year

>>151811298
Honestly, Joe Flacco's run was fucking legendary, arguably the greatest postseason run in league history
>11 TDs and 0 INTs, averaged 285 yards per game
>Andrew Luck Colts (scored 24)
>Peyton Manning Broncos on the road (scored 38)
>Tom Brady Patriots on the road (scored 28)
>Won a shootout in the super bowl against a loaded 49ers team (scored 34)

We have to admit we didn't envision Jones pulling the trigger on a deal as notable as Quinnen Williams, who instantly becomes the face of the unit once headlined by Micah Parsons. Williams' interior power, coupled with Logan Wilson's arrival via trade with the Cincinnati Bengals, may well improve the front seven.

And yet, when all is said and done, the Cowboys are now out a first- and second-rounder over the next two drafts, meaning they essentially dealt Parsons, who's now driving the Green Bay Packers' pass rush, to:

>Acquire DT Quinnen Williams
>Acquire DT Kenny Clark
>Move up from the second to first round in the 2026 NFL Draft
>And save roughly $70 million in salary cap space

Is that a fair swap? Parting with a generational edge rusher for a pair of interior defenders, one of whom is already 30 and another who will be 28 on a top 10 salary this December?
>Forgot to add the $70M in cap but maybe those two end up eating it up?

>>151811321
Not a single one, all of them combined, especially some of his team mates

>>151811335
It is the greatest since Montana

>>151811337
Hey why don't you go ask ChatGPT why you still shit in the streets, Rajesh?

>>151811292
>through week 2
kek

>>151811337
Jerry got scared of the Eagles running game last year and completely melted down trying to stop the run.

>>151811285
FPBP

Football should be played on hardwood floors and the players should be forced to wear socks so they slide around. I’ll take my answer off the air.

>>151811370
you are talking to chat gpt.

>>151811337
Whoever wrote this forgot to mention they moved down what will likely be like 20 spots in the first round by trading their own first round pick instead of the one they got from the Packers.

>>151811370
a continuing trend

>>151811335
>(scored 34)
Scored 27. There was a kick return TD. I remember the blackoutb owl like it was last night

>>151811378
No

How long until every QB in the league is one of these creaturas?

Quinnen Williams is going from one bad defense to another. Gardner, meanwhile, is at least shifting out of the tumults of New Jersey for a likely playoff contender in the Colts. He has no contract to worry about after already inking a $120 million deal this summer. And now, while expectations will be sky high given what Indy paid to acquire him, he won't be tasked with single-handedly turning a secondary into a shutdown unit.

Charvarius Ward, the Colts' splashy free agent addition at cornerback, remains sidelined due to injury. But Gardner should have more help in the AFC South than he did playing for Gang Green, with rangy and savvy secondary counterparts like Cam Bynum and Kenny Moore II also on the Colts' back end. Oh and by the way, the Colts are also much more likely to hold the ball and actually put it in the end zone, lessening the defense's burden.

Usually players who sign lucrative extensions have to stand pat and pretend their riches can fully ease the pain of playing for a dysfunctional organization. In Gardner's case, he gets to keep his big bucks and gear up for a likely postseason push, with Daniel Jones, Jonathan Taylor and Co. cleanly atop their division at 7-2.

Carly Irsay is stupid and I don't respect her

>>151811392
Oh right, Jacoby Jones! That guy was pretty good

>>151811379
GPTcord OWNS /nfl/

Patrick Willis should have gotten that ring

>>151811398
I still believe in Ratler

>>151811398
That's a bonafide huwite man.

>>151811401
Shut the fuck up, retard! Nobody gives a flying fuck about your faggy ChatGPT blogposts

>>151811379
You're not. I actually do have to talk to a chat GDP friend

>>151811398
Well he's riding the bench (as compared to your mom) now so I'd say a long time.

>>151811427
And what value do you think people find in reading your posts?

>>151811407
You're stupid and I don't respect you

>>151811273 (OP)
My Dallas Cowboys are fucking shit this year I’m still trying to figure out how we lost to Jacobean brisket. These are daks finals years and I don’t know if this shit will play out any good I will stop shitposting until the playoffs start so I can booty blast the Seahawks 49ers Packers And Iggles with ultimate keks and lels when they lose.

>>151811434
I like how Hurts called his shot, kinda like Babe Ruth did.

>>151811434
I feel like there's no webms from the 2nd Giants game.

the world runs on east coast time. If you aren’t from one of the original 13 colony states then your opinion does not matter to me. East Coast CHADS we up!

>>151811443
I don't know what happened to the cowboys offense honestly. They just looked flat.

who here Seahawks/Bills owl?

>>151811456
Let it be known, my friends, that the world itself seems to bow to the will of those who reside upon the venerable East Coast, that birthplace of our republic. The truth of the matter is this: from the original thirteen colonies comes the very heartbeat of our nation, and it is they who determine the tempo of the world’s movements. Those who inhabit lands beyond these shores, while no doubt they possess their own opinions, cannot claim the same authority. For what do they know of the greatness bestowed upon us by the founders? To the East Coast, the true center of influence, all eyes must turn, for it is the East Coast CHADS who, through their might and wisdom, elevate the entire nation. Let it be heard—if you do not hail from this noble quarter, your judgment pales in comparison.

>>151811446
The only awesome one was of Scam Scatterpoo's snapping ankle.

The New York Jets, whateva happened there

>>151811456
based

Fatrick Mutthomes

Fagtrick Cuckhomes

Patrick Mahomes

cucktrick muttbones

>>151811468
>>151811456
Let it be proclaimed, my compatriots, that the very axis of the world seems to incline before the indomitable will of those who dwell upon that venerable stretch of land we call the East Coast—the ancient cradle of our Republic’s birth. For verily, from those hallowed thirteen colonies does the lifeblood of the nation still pulse, dictating the rhythm to which the rest of the world unconsciously marches. Beyond these storied shores, others may speak, may even dream of grandeur—but theirs is but an echo, faint and fleeting, when measured against the resounding voice of the East. What knowledge have they, who stand so far removed, of the divine inheritance bestowed upon us by the architects of liberty? Nay, it is to the East—to that luminous bastion of intellect, culture, and power—that all eyes must turn. There, among the scions of the founders, dwell the true arbiters of destiny—the East Coast CHADS—whose strength of spirit and refinement of mind raise the standard of the nation entire. Let it therefore be declared without hesitation: whosoever hails not from this noble quarter, speaks ever from the shadow of our preeminence, and their judgment, however loud, must pale before ours

Midwest is obviously the most kino region and the NFC North is the most SOULFUL division

>>151811446
I have some

where can i learn more about the recruiting process

It’s actually unreal how stupid the Titans are. It was so obvious that Vrabel is a good coach

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>>151811427
Don't give it attention

are we absolutely sure Jones is going to maintain his level of quarterbacking to the point Indy won't be in the market for a long-term starter in the near future? Those two first picks might be pretty valuable then.

>>151811494
I fucking love this play. If they did it with a two RB split look they could move down the field unstoppable.

>>151811493
>being a shit-talking retard who vanishes after his team can't back up the talk is soul
kill yourself

>>151811493
HECKIN KINORINO AND SOVL! XDDDDDDDDD

>>151811509
If you have to ask you know the answer already.

>>151811506
Thanks, you seem like someone I wouldn't consider to be a good dude

>>151811501
The owner wanted to have a mouthpiece gm to have more say in coaching and personnel decisions by proxy

>>151811489
awe-inspiring work. send this to a senator PRONTO

>>151811486
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>>151811480
Sophomoric spam posts like these are the digital equivalent of junk mail stuffed with glitter. They are loud, pointless, and insulting to the reader’s intelligence. They waste attention, that most precious modern resource, by forcing us to sift through noise masquerading as communication.

Jannies need to start banning this nonsense

>>151811521
Take my dick and choke on it you fucking faggot

>>151811516
Yeah, it's perfect. The defense on that one played it pretty much as well as any defense could and it's still a TD.

>>151811533
Nay, good sir, thou art too quick to wield the rod of scorn! For though such jests may seem but trifles, loud and gaudy as a fool’s motley coat, yet in their mirth lies fellowship. Think’st thou that all discourse must be grave as courtly counsel? Nay—cunning and banter are the coin of comradeship, the humble jest a bridge ‘twixt weary souls. Better a thousand glittered notes that make the commons laugh than a silent hall where none dare speak for fear of censure. Let the “jannies,” those unseen wardens, stay their hand awhile—there is wisdom yet in folly, and even nonsense hath its place in binding hearts with laughter’s gentle chain.

>>151811493
Yes! This! Thank you sooooooo much for extending your down earth hospitality to us East Coasters. Forever grateful!

Putrid Macrohns

Real talk

Would /nfl/ clone their dog like Brady did?

I don’t think I would. They would look the same but there’s a chance they will probably act totally different
*coffee emoji*

>>151811558
cloning is based and I will clone myself like 100 times in the future

>>151811533
shut the fuck up neil degrasse tyson ass bitch.

>>151811558
Topical events aren't real talk you dumb fuck.

>>151811552
ABSOLUTELY BASED

surrendering two first-round draft picks -- and absorbing Gardner's $30.1 million per-year contract -- is a gamble that suggests desperation more than level-headedness.

when Ballard is also under much pressure to finally make good on playoff hopes, it's just as sensible to wonder if he isn't overpaying at the expense of sustainable foundation-building; after all, if everything crumbles late this year, he might not be around to deal with the depleted draft capital anyway.

^ ai slop ^

>>151811563
>Philosophical matters related to sports are not real talk
???

Are the bills still fraudulent or did they figure something out

>>151811573
Such a remark as “AI slop” is both rude and presumptuous, for it dismisses with a sneer what may be the careful labor of many minds and hands. To brand a work as “slop” is to cast judgment without understanding—an insult not only to the one who speaks but to the unseen craft, study, and striving that made it. One cannot truly know the effort behind a thing merely by beholding its surface; thus, to scorn it so lightly is to reveal more ignorance than wit.

>>151811577
Meme arrows are definitely not real talk, Texas.

>>151811480
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i’ll take ai slop all day over the seething bunco webm spammer

>>151811592
all me

>>151811533
Shut up nerd

>>151811585
Alright, here’s the truth — the Bills aren’t outright fraudulent anymore, but I’m not ready to say they’ve completely figured it out either. This team is like that friend who shows up to the gym three days in a row and suddenly thinks he’s training for the Olympics — love the effort, but prove it over time. Josh Allen looks sharper, the offense has rhythm again, and the defense is holding on despite injuries, but there’s still that same old volatility that’s burned them before. Until they can string together statement wins against real competition and stop playing down to their opponents, the “fraudulent” label is off the table, but the “trustworthy contender” crown is still sitting in the display case, untouched.

>>151811603
well you're gay so yeah

>>151811558
Nah, different memories, personality and who knows what kind of problems it may develop. Would feel real bad if the dog ended up being retarded or developing some disease like cancer that would give it a bad life. Cherish the memories if the old dog and try to give a new one a good life as well.

>>151811585
I dunno they beat the 'best team in the NFL' that has a 5-4 record and has only beaten one team with over a .500 record and has the current front runner for MVP.

With the trade deadline now past us, any player that is released by his team is now subject to the NFL’s waiver system. Previously, it was just players with less than 4 accrued seasons.

>>151811618
You're fucking retarded.

>>151811273 (OP)
The Eagles own the Vikings

>>151811585
They’re built to beat the queefs, in the regular season. We all know Cuck Allen isn’t winning the AFC.

>>151811625
Let's be nice

>>151811592
Kek

>>151811619
Is that a yes

OFFICIAL /nfl/ Week 10 power rankings

1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Buffalo Bills
3. Los Angeles Rams
4. Kansas City Chiefs
5. Seattle Seahawks
6. Detroit Lions
7. Denver Broncos
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
9. New England Patriots
10. Indianapolis Colts
11. Green Bay Packers
12. Pittsburgh Steelers
13. Baltimore Ravens
14. San Francisco 49ers
15. Los Angeles Chargers
16. Minnesota Vikings
17. Chicago Bears
18. Houston Texans
19. Carolina Panthers
20. Jacksonville Jaguars
21. Atlanta Falcons
22. Arizona Cardinals
23. Dallas Cowboys
24. Cincinnati Bengals
25. Las Vegas Raiders
26. Washington Commanders
27. New York Giants
28. Cleveland Browns
29. Miami Dolphins
30. New Orleans Saints
31. Tennessee Titans
32. New York Jets

>>151811585
They won their super bowl.

>>151811661
sleeping on my bungles

Not happy about the Stoolers winning

>>151811457
No it was worse than flat you can’t be the most paid QB in the league and lose to the 2nd string quarterback it’s worse I wouldn’t be surprised if dak is outta Dallas before his contract ends and Joe million played like dog shit in the pre season as well as ceedee dropping balls in the clutch as well as Jake Ferguson playing like shit fumbling as well as bland and Diggs we are fucked on both sides of the ball all of these guys are supposed to be good. I mean where the fuck was Pickens all game yesterday??????!!????

thread is pretty gay now desu.

>>151811661
Looking at this 2025 ranking, the Philadelphia Eagles sit clearly at the top and it makes sense because they have elite depth, a balanced offense, and a defense that can dominate games. The Buffalo Bills and Los Angeles Rams are right behind them with strong quarterback play and solid supporting casts, but they still have a few holes to plug before being true favorites. Kansas City and Seattle round out the top five with big-play ability but lingering inconsistency. Down the list, teams like Baltimore, San Francisco, and the Chargers have talent but have struggled with injuries and execution, which keeps them from being higher. Overall, if I had to pick a Super Bowl winner from this list today, it would be the Eagles because they combine consistency, star power, and coaching better than anyone else in 2025.

Patrick Mahomes is the literal face of the league and is already better than tim brody ever was

>>151811643
Depends on if they get healthier or more injured, my bet is on the latter. But McDermott can't let that babich call defense plays any more, he should punch in in the nose and call him a stupid retard queer

>>151811661
Do you REALLY think the Eagles are the best team in the league?

>>151811675
popeyes > chick-fil-a >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everything else

>>151811675
all of those have a distinct taste and yes I am obese

>>151811661
i feel great with my Seahawks at 5. that's where they belong right now. i have an issue with Chiefs at 4 though.

>>151811670
The Bengals have a chance any year when Burrow is healthy and ready to go and they have anything besides complete and utter dogshit for a defense.

>>151811683
Let’s be clear: the idea that Patrick Mahomes is still some untouchable, historic-level quarterback is more nostalgia than fact. For the past four seasons he has not been elite in the way people remember his early campaigns. His stats have plateaued and even regressed in certain key areas, and when you factor in the trajectory of his passing yards, touchdowns, and efficiency, he is no longer on pace to surpass Tom Brady in any major career records. People want to compare him to Brady at his peak, but the numbers show Mahomes is no longer ascending—he’s plateaued, and his window to chase those historical milestones is shrinking fast.

>>151811693
Agreed. Chiefs are too low

>>151811689
>he doesnt rate guthrie’s higher
sad

>>151811666
Their super bowl is beating the chiefs in the AFCCG, they beat the chiefs every year in the regular. So even if they win the actual Super Bowl this year they won't have won 'their' super bowl because the chiefs are missing the playoffs. That's why the chiefs didn't make any trades they know it's over.

>>151811686
Nta but yes, they clearly are. I honestly don’t know how anyone can think otherwise unless they’re letting emotions cloud their judgement

>>151811672
>not happy that danny dipshit and clots were can cruising bums all along
kek

kino.

>>151811566
Post flea flickers

my packies might be shit but so is everyone in the NFC north so we're chilling

>>151811567
Who were the Colts going to get with the 30th pick in the draft? A CB?

>>151811723
It’s just chicken, it won’t make you not lonely

NFC teams with new players


WR Rashid Shaheed to Seahawks

DT Quinnen Williams to Cowboys
DE Keion White to 49ers
LB/DE Joe Tryon-Shoyinka to Bears
LB Logan Wilson to Cowboys
LB Jaelan Phillips to Eagles
CB Jaire Alexander to Eagles
CB Michael Carter II to Eagles
CB Roger McCreary to Rams

>>151811741
The Bears aren't shit

>>151811755
Who the hell is Logan Wilson?

>>151811741
NfcNorth ranges from C+ to B- teams ... The NFC West is 3 Bs and a D

I don’t care what anyone says cloning humans should be legal. Teams should be allowed to patent players genomes.

All the other burgersports generals look like absolute retards reacting to multiple games in a single thread. /nfl/ really is King.

>>151811773
the elites already do this. if you don't think there are 500 xi jingping's in china randomly distributed then you are crazy

>>151811773
Disagree I'm on team Satan and humans are worthless shit that should all perish into extinction.

>>151811788
kek, no. This general is so goddamn stupid for making multiple gamethreads. Jannies should move this wwe-tier “sport” to /pw/ where it belongs so you faggots will stop shitting up the board with your gay little handegg threads. Bundesliga has the highest traffic on this board and therefore the highest quality generals, be more like those guys

>>151811773
>hurr durr, i'm an ENTP

>>151811769
ahahahahaha i tip my cap to you, good sir!

>>151811751
>>151811736
Based

>>151811811
Absolutely abhorrent post

>>151811811
>bundeshitga

>>151811769
That pic is the cringiest shit ever

>>151811819
Back at (you) brother

>>151811755
AFC teams with new players

WR Jakobi Meyers to Jags
WR John Metchie III to Jets
WR AD Mitchell to Jets
OL Trevor Penning to LAC

DE Dre’Mont Jones to Ravens
DT Mazi Smith to Jets
LB Odafe Oweh to LAC
CB Sauce Gardner to Colts
CB Greg Newsome II to Jags
CB Tyson Campbell to Browns
S Alohi Gilman to Ravens
S Kyle Dugger to Steelers

>>151811788
I react to multiple games ITT

>>151811811
Deport yourself, paco. We dont watch soccer in this country

I have ASPD

>>151811769
you got the northfags worked into a seething shoot with this one

>>151811893
Trip on, Temujin.

>>151811848
>>151811736

>>151811767
Wyoming legend that I was high on in the draft. Everyone I've read seems to think getting him is the one smart thing DAL did

>>151811900
I am a northfag anon.

Consider letting the Rams into your heart. Good coaching, good offense, good defense. They're fun!

I really hope Bakey comes back from the bye looking sharp again

>>151811962
staffy will have 2 SBs and 1 MVP after this season and will be a HoF lock

>>151811962
>Los Angeles
I shan't. I would have considered it if they were still the ST. LOUIS Rams like they should be.

>>151811962
Rams sure do have a lot of fans

>>151811686
nta but they're the best simply because they're the least worst, not the best because they're juggernauts or some unstoppable force with no flaws

I have never had sex. I am also married. Apparently this is a problem?

My berds

>>151811984
They were the LA rams first zoomie

>>151811987
Technically if you never had sex you never consummated your marriage and therefore you are technically not married

>>151811984
You have that backwards. That would be like the Bears moving to St Louis then 20 years later you get retard kids like you complaining when they move back ru Chicago

>>151811962
Hideous uniforms ruins it all

>>151811290
They’ll still manage to blow it and be a shit team.

>>151812004
>zoomie
How fucking old you? I'm 34 and they were in St. Louis my entire life until a few years ago.

>>151812009
So I can get out at any time

>>151811987
Yeah you are not actually married, definitionaly

>>151811962
Rams have no fans they have to beg for them lol

>>151812026
>Until a few years ago
It's been almost a decade

>>151812004
They were the Cleveland Rams first, not even from L.A. originally

>>151812041
Holy shit I’m old

>>151812041
what the FUCK

>>151812047
Doesn't count

>>151811985
They do alright. About middle of the pack.

>>151812047
That doesn't fucking count

>>151812026
I'm 48. I was sad when the Rams went to St Louis and happy when they went back to LA

And I'm from St Louis and have never been to CA

St Louis' team is the Cardinals (now in AZ)

>>151812026
>how could you know something happened if you didn't live through it
I'm 42 and you think like a zoomie

>>151812047
Cleveland doesn't need another team anon

contenders:
buncos
wams
queefs (with the zebras helping)
niggles

pretenders:
poots
clots
bibbs

not sure yet:
stoolers
loins
nanners

rest of the teams are borderline unwatchable.

>>151812089
>poots
>bibbs
Who?

My team fucking SUCKS

>>151812055
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>>151812087
Can't change the truth, tramsexuals

>>151812085
it ended last year tho'

>>151812089
Bears/Bengals is earnestly the game of the year through 9 weeks, Bengals steelers a close second

Apparently theyve got 12 teams in the cfb playoffs this year

>>151812107
So Cleveland needs another team?

Arch Manning, welcome to _________

>>151811273 (OP)
I was at this game. It was awesome to see this pass happen in real time

>>151811552
>>151811566
You now remember Getatan

>>151812133
Wtf is going on there

>>151812155
The Calgary Stampeders

>>151812175
Rodgers is a dick

>>151812132
I wonder why

Penn State is going to get Drink, and he's going to end up being a better game manager but worse recruiter than Franklin, taking Penn state to routine 9-10 win seasons

>>151812175
Saleh tried to hit on Rodgers. Aaron isn’t into him.

>>151811686
Sure, why not? Toughest schedule so far and they're top of the NFC. They're not perfect but they weren't to start last year either, and their issues are fixable (injuries, play-calling). At their best they are clearly incredibly tough to beat.

>Jonathon Gannon tells @BurnsAndGambo that even if Kyler Murray was healthy he was going to make the decision to go to Jacoby Brissett as the starting QB.

LMAO. the manlet is finito

>>151812133
God Aaron Rodgers is just such an unlikeable faggot.

>>151812098
poots are probably patriots
bibbs are the bills though
Panthers could bootyblast anybody on that list though so I disagree with him

>>151812175
They scored 1 TD against the Pats and Salah was trying to hug him like they just won the Owl and he was like "fuck off me"

is making zionist kikes in jew york seethe a sport?

>>151812163
I was there, amidst the roar and tumult of the crowd,
When time itself seemed to hesitate.
A pass—swift, precise—arced through the air,
And in that instant, the world stood still.

How strange it is, the beauty of a moment!
So transient, yet it burns with clarity,
Like sunlight glinting off a river’s surface,
Gone before one can grasp it fully,
Yet leaving the soul illuminated.

I felt a thrill, not merely of the game,
But of witnessing—truly witnessing—
A fragment of perfection,
A whisper of eternity in motion.

>>151811460
Me me me me me!!!!

>>151812038
I'm trying to put you on game yn

>>151812089
>buncos
kekno

Reminder that Kyler Murray "hurt" his foot from a football to the face

>>151811962
has any city ever won the world series and the superbowl in the same season year/season?

>lgbtqb1
kek

>>151812283
Creatively funny as fuck kek

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>151811558
I’d clone and then fuck myself

rams gonna finna boutta lose da wildcard

>>151812175
He's a sassy and wound up old queen. Nobody initiates contact, he's the top of the relationship.

>>151812275
If you count New England as Boston, they did it back in 2019

>>151812275
Tons. The Red Sox and Pats overlapped. The MettieJetties pulled it off in 69.

Nah Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>151812324
>>151812342
Fucking WHORES

The Bills front office is unserious about winning a Super Bowl. McDermott did everything in his power to lose that game against the Chiefs. Josh should be demanding a trade in the offseason.

If I had Hitler and Stalin in a room, and a gun with only one bullet, I'd break down the door and shoot the first woman I see.

>>151812275
It's happened a bunch.
Giants/Mets '86
Orioles/Colts '70
Steelers/Pirates '79
Are we counting New England as Boston? Because the Pats/Red Sox won it in the same year twice ('04, '18)

>>151812363
The Mets and Jets play in different cities. Different states, even.

Someone give me a quick rundown on the Broncos. I haven't paid them any attention since Peyton.

>>151812413
they can only beat shit teams and are the worst team in the league for 3 quarters of every game

>>151812385
Thanks, Captain Obvious

>>151812413
Bo Nix fucking sucks

>>151812216
Lmao

>>151812397
Jets played at Shea Stadium back then, chief

>>151812427
The 80's called and they want Captain Obvious back.

>>151812413
Their defense is elite and Bo Nix is Blo Dix for the first 3 quarters before something kicks in the 4th and he wins the game.

>>151812413
>a great (though slightly overrated) defense
>some decent but not spectacular offensive weapons
>a great offensive scheme that makes it very easy on their inexperienced and limited QB
They were schedulebabby frauds last year (1-7 against teams over .500). They are somewhat better this year perhaps, but no one should trust them to do anything in the playoffs.

>>151812462
Bo Nix is on pace to break Brady's 4th quarter comback record in 5 years.

>>151812397
They literally played in the same stadium in 1969. Lol

>>151812482
Hes also on pace to go one and done too. Dont see you bragging about that either

Quick! We're officially through half of the season, how is (your) team doing?

>>151812503
The only thing I see is you being a faggot for (You)s, since you live on this board 24/7 looking for human connection.

>>151812482
>play like absolute dogshit for 3 quarters
>elite defense keeps him in the game
>remembers what football is in the 4th quarter
wtf it's Tom Brady

>>151812413
they are basically the 2024 Chiefs??

Patty Bussytini

>>151812537
wtf is this real?

I can’t fucking believe my jets are in for another rebuild

>>151812555
>not revealing being transgender until after sex
Impossible

>>151812555
It's not the personell it's the owner, GM, coaching. You could let the jets take the entire 1st round and they would still end up last in their division.

lmao are you broncos fags for real? they beat 1 team with a winning record this season

ONE

wins:
titans 1-8
bengals 3-6
jets 1-7
giants 2-7
cowboys 3-5
texans 3-5
>eagles 6-2

loss:
colts 7-2
chargers 6-3

and they get to play raiders 2 more times and the commanders.

get a grip

grip this bussy

>>151812609
Broncos fans are delusional. Bo Nix SUCKS and it's gonna kill this team. They'd be a SB contender with a competent QB.

>>151812524
>get BTFO
>make ad hominems to backpedal

>>151812609
the chiefs have only beaten 1 team with a winning record and they are 5-4 and in 3rd place in their division, but you still think Mahomes is the magician he was 4 years ago.

>>151812571
As someone who's had sex with numerous transgender people the surgeries are really good now, you'd be surprised. Go Lions

>>151812641
the refs have been calling penalties against us all season wtf are you talking about

>>151812609
Your Chiefs got handled lil bro

>>151811811
The only soccer thread worth half a shit was /LigaMX/ but jannies are fags and didn't like it.

>>151812641
no i dont, that sounds about right. the KC dynasty is over

Your rankings should be more or less like this

>>151812668
im a seahawks fan though who is just telling it like it is. lmao the first thing you guys bring up is mahomes

rent free

>>151812688
>pakcers.
>really contenders
Haha

>>151812688
Garbage list

>>151812706
'mmy

>>151812688
Swap the Packers and Seahawks and you have it.

>>151812706
I look like this and am a fan of the Kansas City Chiefs

>>151812609
Anyone paying attention last year would know they were (and are) in the Fraud Zone.

>>151812695
>im a seahawks fan
You aren't
>lmao the first thing you bring up is mahomes
Probably because you spam every thread all day every day with schizo false flag shit that everyone can easily identify.

>>151812724
dude you are off your fucking nut. seriously get help

and check the image in the original post

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/image/M5mjnf4S8DV45KDp6yxbjQ/

>>151812752
Id cut your head off and nut down your neck and save your decapitated dome to be sent off to a university to be studied.

>>151812237
He's based

>>151812695
>us 12s
Seahawks haven't beaten anyone either

Another shitty thread. This general should be banned.

>>151812688
>Lions
>anything above Cinderella
When will they learn!!

>>151812800
yeah, have i been ITT bragging about how good they are?

no i have not. again, just telling it like it is. im sorry you guys dont like to hear the truth

>>151811984
>ST. LOUIS
You mean the Cardinals?
>>151812397
North New Jersey is a suburb of NYC and south New Jersey is a suburb of Philly.

If you guys start a gofundme and raise enough, I will kill bitchknees and kiwi

Bussy Bussytini

>>151812842
sent ;)

>>151812706
the sharty's finest 2025 gemerald

>Mamdani wins
>New York is forced to have one football team
Where are the Jets relocating

More TDs
More Yards
More Accuracy
More MVPs
More Playoff Wins
More Passer Rating
More Superbowl MVPs
More EVERYTHING!

>>151812862
more playoff losses
kek lmao wow

>>151812859
Winnipeg

>>151812859
my sister lives in the communist arabian land known as jew york city

>>151812669
>/LigaMX/
Damn shame the jannies killed that

I need a modern version of this artistry so bad. Two amazing quarterbacks on excellent teams who fucking despise each other. The closest we have is Allen and Mahomes and it absolutely isn't even close to the same.

>>151812899
Allen and Mahomes golf together and seem to like each other though.

>>151812899
if joey B didn't ACK it we could have had this

Webmchads it's up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gxq8Na22nA

Confirm or deny these hot takes:

1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar back. Steelers will be a WC team.
2. The Patriots are a real team and are likely going to win their division even though they will probably lose the rematch against the Bills.
3. There are a ton of fraud teams in the AFC this year. The Colts and Patriots are on the better end, but even those teams don't feel like they belong in the Super Bowl. The Steelers/Ravens/Broncos/Chargers all feel like mid teams that don't belong in the playoffs but they'll very likely get there. Only the Bills and Chiefs feel like they should make the owl, and only because of Allen and Mahomes are proven top end talent. The teams themselves are sloppy.
4. The Chiefs actually have a fairly good chance of missing the playoffs. Probably about a 30% chance of missing them entirely. If they lose their next game and go 5-5, I don't think they're going to make it.
5. This will be the year Mahomes snaps his streak and doesn't make the AFCCG or SB. Might miss the playoffs altogether, or might just get a WC and lose by the divisional round, but they're not going all the way.
6. 49ers aren't going anywhere. Mac Jones is yet again on another team where he's surrounded by a great defense and great overall team and he's tricking everyone into thinking he's not dogshit while he gets carried to W's. They're missing the playoffs.
7. While Darnold is looking great in the regular season, I literally cannot picture this guy winning anything. He looks like a guy that takes karate lessons at the mall. One and done in the playoffs.
8. Eagles vs. Rams is pretty much a lock at this point for the NFC Championship and with a weak AFC, whoever wins this matchup is winning it all this year. Stafford or Hurts are going to get their 2nd ring.

>>151812609
>>151812827
Broncos have been in a Browns-tier Quarterback hell since Peyton Manning retired, while a divisional rival which was entirely irrelevant for 30 years has become a dominate dynasty. Broncos country should be allowed to enjoy some premature hype, and unless you're old enough to remember the Seahawks in the AFCW so have old rivalry, I don't know why you'd be such a faggot. Seahawks raped the Broncos in SB48 and then with the Wilson trade, why the hate?
>>151812894
Yeah like I said, it was the only soccer thread worth a shit.

>>151812923
Brady and the Manning brothers do the same, when they aren't competitors they are the only people that can relate to each other with a shared history.

>>151812942
>1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar back.
If they beat the Vikings on Sunday then yes

>>151812948
because you guys act entitled when you win and make excuses when you lose. this is not about the broncos franchise, its about YOU the sorry broncos fans

>>151812958
It's lonely at the top, so when the battle is over they kiss and make up like aristocrats.

>>151812942
49ers don't even have a defense at this point

>>151811558
>The dog is a pit bull mix.

NFCCG will be a Rams Seahawks rubber match

>>151812899
Hurts and Mahomes is a better comp than Allen and Mahomes desu

>>151812942
>4. The Chiefs actually have a fairly good chance of missing the playoffs.
you have to rely on the Jags, Steelers, and Chargers to end the season with respectable records, let alone better records than the Chiefs for this to happen
a funny outcome but I have no faith in those teams

>>151812819
I’m fine with that. At this point I don’t want the Lions to be toward the top of these lists or power rankings because it’s too much pressure and it changes drastically every week. The Lions have some problems they need to work on fixing or mitigating. They played a horribly bad game the other day and yet they only lost by 3 points. And had they won they would still be at the top of these charts and power rankings, ignoring the fact that they played like shit.

>>151812958
When the game is over they are just people, except brady. Everything is a competition to him, he is Bill Belichick's heir, molded and groomed for decades. Brady will get into coaching when the commentator thing doesn't pan out.

>>151813036
Just the Steelers and Chargers, actually. This is a very real possibility:

1. Colts
2. Bills/Patriots
3. Broncos
4. Ravens
5. Bills/Patriots
6. Chargers
7. Steelers

>>151813050
>Brady will get into coaching when the commentator thing doesn't pan out.
Would he have to sell his Raiders share or would he be doomed to coach for them alone?

This is hella wierd bro. Just get a new dog.

Michael Vick did nothing wrong.

>>151812942
>1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar...
I buy it.
>2. The Patriots are a real team...
>3. There are a ton of fraud teams in the AFC...
Yeah, I mostly agree. Chiefs or Bills in the owl seems by far the most likely scenario.
>4. The Chiefs actually have a fairly good chance of missing the playoffs...
I don't agree. They're flawed and in a hole but their schedule the rest of the way is pretty easy.
>5. This will be the year Mahomes snaps his streak and doesn't make the AFCCG or SB...
If they make the playoffs they sleepwalk to the CCG.
>6. 49ers aren't going anywhere...
Yeah the Niners suck. The window is closed.
>7. While Darnold is looking great in the regular season, I literally cannot picture this guy winning anything...
Gotta expect it based on previous experience, but I still feel like this is the year he bucks it and plays well. I don't expect them to win more than one playoff game though.
>8. Eagles vs. Rams is pretty much a lock at this point for the NFC Championship and with a weak AFC, whoever wins this matchup is winning it all this year. Stafford or Hurts are going to get their 2nd ring.
Depending on how the seeding shakes out I could see the Bucs getting through as well (though I wouldn't favor them as strongly in the owl). The Lions are already declining, so I don't think they will make it. Outside of those 4 teams the NFC is complete trash.

>>151813077
a clone is a new dog

>>151813077
Some people are loyal like that. You wouldn't understand. Tommy and I are a different breed.

>>151813077
How is it weird exactly? Cloning has existed for 30 years now

>>151813092
Somehow lost my response to #2, my bad. I'd say the Pats are at least one more year away from being real contenders.

>>151813077
>Just get a new dog.
Didn't he?
Is it not the same dog?

>>151813077
i hope its like crazy and shits and pisses all over everything and bits people and he has to put it down

>>151812942
>1. The Ravens are probably winning the division with Lamar back.

They were 1-3 with Lameme playing until he quit. How do you retards not remember what happened a month ago?

>>151813068
Yeah he would to coach NFL, but I don't think he really cares about being a partial owner of the raiders, he's just investing his money to make more money like any halfway intelligent person would.

>>151812695
Say Fuck Pat Mahomes

Two more days until Denver Broncos football :-)

>>151813141
FUCK PAT MAHOMES

>>151813063
For this to happen, the Ravens and Steelers both would need better records than the Chiefs. Chiefs have the tiebreaker of the Ravens.

>>151813141
I don't hate Mahomes, I hate the refs that propped him up for years by calling some bullshit penalty every time he threw a pick or got sacked on a 3rd and long. The refs are my enemy.

>>151813153
You might be telling the truth

>

>>151813128
What teams did he lose to? What teams are the Ravens facing the rest of the year you fucking retard? These things matter.

>lost to the Bills by 1 point
>lost to the Chiefs firmly(Lamar is owned by Mahomes so this isn't surprising)
>lost to the Lions by 1 possession

They're going 7-2 down the stretch, bare minimum.

>>151813185
Lost to a spiritually 2-7 Chiefs team

>>151813128
>>151813185

The plastic rams have no fans

>>151813184
how

>>151813213
That's why they have to beg for fans here

>>151813077
>my wife left me and took the kids and got knocked up immediately
>better clone my dog so I can hold onto my old memories and pretend I'm still there!
>I miss kissing my sons!!

>>151813212
LLWLLLLLL

>>151813233
Kek!

>>151813233
holy shit is this real?

>>151813104
>how is cloning weird

bradyfags will really defend anything

>>151813185
>1 possession

lmao it was two possessions Lameme just did as Lameme does and statpadded in garbage time.
>lost to the Bills by 1 point

In the most soul crushing style possible you forgot that part.

>>151813213
Post crowd moggings

>>151813224
They literally beg for fans on /mlb/ all the time because there's so many Dodgers fans there and all of them shut them down because they're 49ers/Cowboys/Raiders/Broncos fans lol

>>151813063
The main reason this won't happen is the Chargers, Steelers, Ravens, and Jaguars play each other too much. They'll keep each other out of the playoffs and let the Chiefs in.

>>151813077
I once went on a date with a woman who was talking about this and said she was saving up for it.

>>151813233
It's actually Britanny Mahomes and Taylor Swift 69ing while Tavis Kelce plows Mahomes and makes him walk silly.

>>151813077
>had a stronger relationship with his dog than his wife
Many such cases.

>>151813217
Child of Yakub.

>>151813063
>This is a very real possibility:
>1. Colts
>2. Bills/Patriots
>3. Broncos
>4. Ravens
>5. Bills/Patriots
>6. Chargers
>7. Steelers

no it isnt

>>151813212
They could go 9-0 with this schedule if Lamar stays healthy. Even in their last game where he was rusty, he still made it look effortless. Realistically they will lose a couple games because of any given Sunday and parity. They’re already past the difficult part of their schedule though

>>151813310
the 'lers will sweep them

>>151813317
>Stoolers
Lmao

Rodgers is fitting into the steelers too well, he's having fun and the team loves him. He is mirroring Brady on the bucs, rough start and then starts to gel.

>>151813326
they have a new set of thug niggers ready to give out concussions to opposing teams' stars

Generational busts.

>>151813344
Do you think Ben Johnson could have fixed him?

>>151813327
Too bad he didn't bring 2 elite players with him to an already stacked team and will once again just need more help. What's allen lazard or jordy nelson up to?

>>151813327
>team loves him
>most notorious incident this year is rodgers angrily shoving his teammate after a touchdown celebration
also the steelers are mostly winning off of turnovers right now

>>151813344
This faggot would unironically be better if he cut that mop off, he's more worried about his gay image than football.

>>151813349
probably

>>151813349
Jags already have a pretty good head coach. The problem is T Law is dumb as shit and Hunter can't run a proper NFL route. He's an okay CB, but nothing special.

>>151813344
Travis Hunter is already proven to not be a bust. He's elite with the ball in his hands and he's elite in coverage. Even if he never develops further he's a valuable asset.

Bominder

>>151813363
>thinks niggers don't respect violence from their leader.
You don't live in reality.

>>151813365
>more worried about his gay image than football
That sounds like it describes you more than him

>>151813382
Hi Trevor.

>>151813077
Who watches the dog while he's away?

>>151813379
>They didn't even get a field goal
KWAB

>>151813349
>him
Those are 2 different people, anon. I know they are virtually indistinguishable from one another but they're not the same.

>>151813399
This bothers me, because Tom Brady can't possibly bring the dog with him or afford for a caretaker. It keeps me up at night.

>>151813417
My thought was he just wanted the dog to look the same when he comes home.

>>151813379
That entire game was garbage time. Kept the Chiefs away from facing Joe Burrow

>>151813435
He was married to Giselle for decades.

My LA Rams will do well in the playoffs.

>>151813450
Makes sense to me, can't be the GOAT of the NFL when your wife has more money than you.

>>151813363
I have that one

>>151813493
I hope they win the division, have to play the 9ers in the wild card, and lose their """""""home"""""""" game

>>151813493
they did do well

>>151813450
2009-2022

13 years

>>151813505
Lmao that's exactly whats gonna happen

>>151813370
wow Mahomes fucking sucks

>>151813509
That's 3 decades.

>>151813509
1.3 decades

>>151813505
I'd put money on the rams over the 49IRs right now ... Sofi is to the benefit of San fran since they are less likely to have 3 key players legs explode

>>151813550
>>151813554
YOU CANT NITPICK MY NITPICKING I WON

>>151813562
>I'd put money on the rams over the 49IRs right now
lmao just like a few weeks ago, right?

>>151813550
Nta but he was married through decades is different than married for decades

Real talk, why is Giselle such a whore

>>151813584
Not really, both are an eternity.

>>151813505
My Niners might not even make the playoffs at this rate

>>151813604
Trying to fill her hole with someone that will never be the GOAT, she left him.

>>151813604
She probably grew up with rich entitled parents that encoraged her princess/whore behavior since she was born

>>151812942
In order of confidence (10 being the highest):
>7
>6
>8
>4
>7
>6
>9
>10
Well done.

>>151813583
trust the experts, chud

It would be really funny to me if the Chiefs missed the playoffs.

>TOM I AM FUCKING MY YOGA INSTRUCTOR BECAUSE YOU WONT QUIT FOOTBALL ARE YOU JEALOUS?
>is he the GOAT yoga instructor?
REEEEEEE

>>151813656
>A. Rank
>has A Rank predictions
woah...

>>151813660
It would be funny to everyone

>>151813641
I figured she was a favella rat

>>151813709
cuckholmes

>>151813709
Cucktrick Mutthomes

MY steelers won in the ripe recent year of 2008

I enjoy watching other men have sex with my wife.

why is this thread so dead

>>151813808
chuds taking a big L tonight

>>151813808
We're playing BF6

>>151813808
A lot of anons were duped by their team reporters into thinking they were going to pull a blockbuster trade, and killed themselves when it didn't happen.

>>151811392
But imagine the score if there wasn’t a blackout

>>151813818
Kelce was wide open...

>>151813808
I'm ded. "why is this thread so dead" is wild and diabolical. Crazy work.

>>151813833
I need to get on that lol

I've been trying to find an NFL video clip but I can't remember which player it was. It's that one where some dude scores a touchdown, spikes it, starts to lose his balance, gets shoved by an opposing player, and then takes out the legs of another player whose ass falls squarely on his face. Anyone remember who this happened to?

>>151813883
Damn, I always forget how powerful QB's arms are. Mahomes was falling down at the 29 and launched it to the back of the endzone with just his arm.

>>151813793
I say this and look like this.

>>151813656
Adam Rank is the only expert there

>>151813915
ur a homo

Damn the chiefs fukkin suck lol

>>151813968
Homophobic?

>>151813992
Fortunately yes.

>>151813992
>normal?
Fixd

mfw da bears go 9-8 and miss the wildcard

>>151814028
Reminder Bagent and Caleb are a Brisset and Kyler situation

Why was Mahomes trying to rice Lloyd here instead of going for a proper tackle?

>>151813983
So true

>>151814028
14-3 next season when Captain Zest is finally unleashed (and the defense gets better)

>>151814061
Lower chance of injury. Most QBs who are even marginally intelligent make themselves speedbumps rather than using their arms(you know, those things they need in the best possible condition) in order to tackle someone.

>>151814078
But what he's doing is extremely dangerous to the other player's knees.

>>151814061
Show me one example of a qb hitting a proper form tackle

>>151814061
He was trying to injure

he wasn’t chill enough to survive that seattle dicking

>>151814150
>no visible cameltoe
It's trash.

Mahomes knew what he was doing

>>151814127
The GOATs always try to injure. Remember when Brady tried to cripple Ed Reed?

>>151814061
Mahommes is a piece of shit faggot

>>151814171
i knew flacco was the one trve zen GOD, not this lanky fraud.

>>151814162
God damn this guy is always trying to cripple everyone who gets in the way. Absolute unit.

>>151814186
I think it's time we talk about Mt. Joe instead of Maohomes Mountain.

AFC
>9 teams with 51% chance or higher to make playoffs
>then these 7 who are cooked and would need a miracle to get back in the playoff hunt

Any NYC folks in? Why don’t the Jets build a stadium in Staten Island? It would shit the Bills up with their boasting about being the only NU team plus it would give the Forgotten Borough its own team.

>>151814212
>It would shit the Bills up with their boasting about being the only NU team
It would shut the Bills up with their boasting about being the only NY team even.

>>151814210
what’s the NFC look like? i want to know before i shit on the gAyFC

>>151814212
>build a stadium on garbage island
Manhattan exists....

>>151814181
Facts

>>151814196
kek saved

>>151814210
In the NFC, the ones that are cooked are:
>The whole NFC East but PHI
>Bottom half NFC South
>Arizona

>>151814249
>cooked
kys faggot

what went wrong?

>>151814212
It's a political, social, economic nightmare to get approved then paid in NYC. No one wants the traffic of any stadium in their local living/work area. A lot of sport teams only get a stadium built because the tax payers cover most of the cost.

>>151814269
2 smol

>>151814212
Cuomo was right. They blew up the Jets today and there he is cheering!
RIP Dick Cheney

>>151814210
The NFL is really lopsided this year. Usually it's just a few teams who are stinky dogshit. This year, like half the NFL is absolute fucking garbage. It's not normally this much of a disparity. There are very few teams who are just average.

To give you an idea, there are only 3 teams with a win percentage in the .400-.600 range. Literally over 90% of the NFL right now is in the very bad or very good range.

>>151814269
the Emancipation Proclamation

>>151814274
>TFW Walmart is paying for your new stadium

>>151814212
Better digits than any Trips.

>>151814266
"kys faggot" is crazy work
ngl, that's wild
diabolical even

>>151814212
>only NU team

everyone that's a fan of a NY team knows they mean the NY metro area. only the biggest retards still say "hurr durr jets/giants are in new jersey"

there's so many things to fling shit at towards the jets/giants that people don't need to resort to using 15 (fifteen) year old jokes

>>151814210
Nice and spread out in the AFC

2 AFC South (IND & JAX still alive)

2 AFC North (PIT & BAL still alive)

1 AFC West are cooked (other 3 still alive)

2 AFC East are cooked (BUF & NE still alive)

GET FUCKED GOODELL

>>151814269
Season is over. No reason to get your franchise QB hurt

Imagine how good the Panthers offense would be if they had a QB who could see over his line, throw for over 200 yards, and can play well without needing to throw an interception beforehand. I feel like they're going to be the next team that's just a QB away from making a real playoff push if they continue building the rest of the team well.

>>151814269
>benched
Retard Dov doesn't know he's injured

>>151814210
>>151814249
What are each of the columns?

>>151814367
>Imagine how good the Panthers offense would be if they had a QB who got that DAWG in him.

>>151814397
Make Playoffs
Win Division
Earn Bye
Make Super Bowl

>>151813793
>>151813233

>>151814404
bryce young on the eagles would have won the owl last season

>>151814389
you're the retard, retard

The Panthers have 0 quality wins this season aside from the Packers I guess, but that seems like one of those very flukey games. I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't win another game this season.

gaylen 'bus rider' squirts

>>151814411
show me a madden simulation or something
i ain't just gonna take your word for it

>>151814445
i heard it from Dov

>>151814429
They boxed out the Falcons

>>151814411
he would've lost to the rams in the divisional, desu

>>151812047
LA Rams are as old as the 49ers, and older than 21 other teams in the league.

five hunnit

five hunnit and wun

>>151814429
1-3 vs quality opponents (3 road games), 5 of them left including home and away vs Bucs

4-1 vs everyone else and 3 more like that

6-7 win season minimum

I think Darnold is better than Goof

>>151814429
They were some wide receiver drops away from beating the chiefs and eagles last year, Hubbard fumbled a win against the bucs last year. The panthers are better than you think and are just a qb away.

>>151814568
Darnold has upgraded himself to a top quarterback in the league. Goof is a fucking mid quarterback with a stacked roster.

What is Sean Payton's diabolical planning using Bo Nix instead of any other fucking quarterback?