Thread 151851478

test cricket waiting room because the shite ball cricket is officially going on forever. It will never be finally decided who has won the shite ball cricket. There is still everything to play for, and forever to play it in!

YFO

Hello

shall
simply will never post in poo threads made and populated by poos sorry

/bbl/ waiting room

got a lot of coding done today, then went out with some mates for dinner
golf tomorrow
good weekend shaping up

>>151851679
good work sar beoing best fly stick in whole world enjoy small white ball tomorrow

>coding
ausjeet my son

no i actually write my own code

crisp, how are we lads

keKkkk
sOoo TRUE
sOoo me
¡

real nigga here climbing outside walls

crisp
looks like a v10

in future. these are the flags that are allowed to make threads. and the only threads I will ever post in

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/goa/aussie-footballer-ryan-williams-gives-up-citizenship-to-play-for-india/articleshow/125142392.cms
Do you think India should try selecting Australians to improve their cricketing team? I reckon they should try it, there's a lot of talented Australian cricketers who could walk into any India squad.

lmao with country has a couple of prawns on their coat of arms?

>>151852188
I will also allow any test nation bar bindia

>>151852247
You Certainly May Not.

>>151852268
Why did he take a screenshot of that and post it online?

>>151852065
cute little bugger I found a skink in the kitchen the other night I tried to pick him up to put him outside, really gentle cause I didn't want him to drop his tail but he got away and ran under the fridge
I hope my cowardice of him risking his tail didn't ultimately cost him his/her life, it unironically weighs on me cause he was pretty cool looking :(

i bless the rains down in brisdia iykwim haha

>>151852281
i think the whole meme is about making an example of a midwit oversharing. aussie lolcow.

he never stood a chance

>unscrew and discard the plastic craters
>find a wall outside to climb
congrats, it's no longer the cross-fit of gen z

yepyepyep

>>151852340
qualeem QUALEEM haaa havmha
still 2-1 though
in the history books tabla x

>>151852339
got a new fridge last year and found this desiccated rat underneath the old one. pretty metal and gross.

>>151852363
some say he's still up there waiting for a premiership guernsey
go saints btw iykwim haha

i want a sexy girlls ARSE on my face

Reminder bnob is a little bitch who got diddled by his dad and his mam ran off with an Indian fella

Test

eminent 4chan user here, want you all to know that bill hicks is a bad stand-up comic. agree with me, otherwise you won't fit in.

don't even know nor care who bill hicks is

everyone agrees with that unless you're a reddit0r like certain man
don't know why people were surprised he picked up a reddit hobby when he'd already admitted who his fav stand up ''''''''''''comedian'''''''''''' was years earlier

>>151856100
you are obsessed

vpn off bowen

bnob family reunion

no but steven zacharay

Is this the bouldering thread?

no but steven zacharay

https://youtube.com/shorts/EtuYP00Vxls?si=10LdtswTj3Q7Rpq0

yanks are a fucking joke

You stupid fucking cunt, you're the reason /cric/ is dead.
Unironically kill yourself.

>>151861957
>>151861957
>>151861957
/cric/-bros they're making fun of us again

rightfully so

jokes on them because cricket was baseball in that game with jaspitch chuckrah involved

jokes on them I bet they don't have any spastic alco bongs that spam nonsense in their threads

>>151863532
the mlb threads are way worse
theres a spastic that spams unfilterable messages with the self-professed intention of ruining the threads
plus waaaaaay more racebait and pol shit

>>151863666
yea Chikaner is a massive faggot for sure, but at least the /mlb/ threads are populated with enough other posters that his become irrelevant lost in the discussion
here, alchy b will spend hours replying to himself or nonsense posting with barely anyone else in the thread and it all sticks out like dogs balls

It's not sixhead it's bnob pining for his pimp as a substitute father for the one that diddled him

>>151863819
dont really care to differentiate the two bong spastics to be honest
just sick of cunts that try to be inflammatory the whole time, britjeetmick included

>>151863855
this
it's all fucking ridiculous and exhausting

chadchy b runs cric

>>151863980
I think theres time and space for it, but its all so low effort
honestly feels like teens who have just discovered 4ch trying to fit in with edgy 4ch culture (which cant be true because everyone in /cric/ is at least a 10 year veteran)

>>151863855
Agree but
>tf
>tp
You convicts were shitting up /cric/ since zerogoose and flacco trips you drove all the international posters away. You reap what you sow

>>151864040
yea, runs it straight into the ground

>britjeetmick included
>britjeet: agree
perplexing post

>engshitter gives it out
>can't take it back
A very english trait

>>151864129
Twiglet legs doesn't run he might as well chop them off

NZ vs WI t20 at 11:15 and then WBBL later

>>151864551
>NZ vs WI t20 at 11:15
/comfy/

>NZ vs anyone
r/bouldering: the series

does anywhere stream that hong kong sixes dogshit?

>>151864659
no free sites as far as ive seen
kayo has it if youre a paypig like me

Shall be filtering any and all Britzoloid post

>>151864848
based

>>151864609
just saw they sold out Saxton oval
should be kino

>>151864915
Beaut. NZ grounds are elite.

>>151864915
>>151864932
based kino kiwi grounds

Hey Siri, how many days til the first 2025 Ashes test match?

Who here /crick/?

heyyyyyu criccy ..I saw a bird today...

>>151866008
a duck?

now see the first reply ITT fat

chips with curry sauce

>>151851669
based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I51q5-U9WP4

>the matrix resurrections 2021
>didn't even know this was made or released
Guess I successfully plugged out of the matrix

noticing a big lack of ape noises coming from this crowd
they just politely clapped a four

might get on the piss
got nothing better to do

Opened my curtains

>>151867759
based roastoid
imagine the smell

drinking beer and not watching cricket

Why do nz get /comfy/ grounds and we don’t

>>151868675
Cunt it’s like 9 am

wish I had more seasons of survivor to watch :(

>>151868675
smaller populations don't require ugly stadiums

is hay retarded?

kek
nz SUCK

poor performance
about 40 short of par methinks

>>151868709
seen the bear grylls island show?

Do i beer again?

Should have played a game in Queenstown this series ngl.

queenstown sounds like the name of a place zachy should live

>>151869319
haha, i get it

>>151869227
beergun?

catching standards have gone down so much in the last couple years

>>151861957
>Canada is making fun of us again
:(

>>151869555
????????????

>>151869599
bold move trying to catch it with his face. imagine if it worked though

>>151869662
he almost gobbled it down

>>151869599
don't think this is correct form

I thought the windies focused on the shorter formats? this isn't much of a showing

>>151869599
wait which team is pakistan and which isn't

>>151870474
GOTTUS

Eesh Sodey

POO

lol are we gonna lose

>>151870904
they did this at Eden Park too but fell short
probably will take it from here

Is this a 3 or 5 match series?

good snag

They’re choking again

what sort of voodoo is archer doing?

Gone gottem

holy fuck that was a kino c&b

>>151871053
Black magic.

Michael Hussey literally at the can collection rn didn't realise things were that bad for him

>>151871053
>that pic
3 columns or less mate

he rocked up with this enormous zip up bag like the people who rely on the 10c per can for their income

>>151871151
look after the cents and the dollars will look after themselves

oh we won lol

Windies choked that.

yes but should a famous australian cricketer be rummaging through bins for empty beer cans?

8mins till /ayy/ league starts

>>151871253
t. Stavros Palassis

reckon its more likely he has a bit to drink, or hosted a party this weekend

>>151871040
5 match

nah im the degenerate alchy that rocks up with my own tins in an uber eats bag his had a commercial connotations

when a cricketer is 'world famous' that only means he's known by a small bunch of Aussies, some Poms, 2 kiwis and like 200 million Grimdians
not really a proper metric for fame that

I'm a world famous cric poster

albanese should give him some money this is unbecoming for a national hero

>>151871387
Imagine being a top pro and having to sell yourself to Indians to get the big sponsorship money... grim.

>non-indian thread goes like 10x faster
funny that

>>151851669
>still another 5 weeks or so until it's on
fuark

is capn cookie getting the ton to bring the ashes home or wot

big fan of santners action

are there any comparisons to be found between cricket and the league of legends worlds final which is starting shortly?

i cannot think of any

the humble ssangyong rexton my24

For me it's the 2007 ford falcon ute

Who're we barracking for?

im a smelly incel manchild

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNokixQnb04
>tfw there will never be such a display of fast bowling ever again

Morning di lads
Zachy here
Going to walk basil x

>>151873550
>that strong first review signal from michael clarke
sick of the pussy shit captains do now, barely touching their hands together

>>151873550
crazy how stokes was the first wicket but the australian team feels like 2 eras ago and the commentary is the old channel 9 crew

remember when zak crawley hit that 4

the world held its breath

>>151873509
never heard of this

I can't stop drinking full cream milk

>dog called basil
such a tarq family

was doing a google search for why the Aussies put wickets first in their scores
I type 'why do Australians...' into google, and the first autopopulated result is 'why do Australians eat ants'
are you cunts eating fucking ants now ffs?

>>151874132
good

>>151874180
green ants are a snack but you don't eat all of it obviously

weapons (2025) is shit

>>151874192
I've seen enough, give them equal pay

>>151874238
kek

>>151874198
kek obviously

mental how Taylor Swift has 1000 songs about a 6 foot 2 guy not wanting to marry her

being killed by basil lads

she's no Dua Lipa

someday i'll be Dua Lipa

>>151874180
it's called bush tucker unna iykwim haha

woah

imagine her in the line to pick up the food with all the other uberjeet drivers saying hello mam haha

>>151874439
she can update my tip iykwim haha

>>151874463
>IT'S MAN

micksperg definitely been getting a bit funnier in the last few months kek

>>151874463
grim for her, poor lass

micksperg got arrested
we carry on his legacy (but actually funny)

she tried to talk to me a bit
reckon she was just tip-baiting

was she Brazilian?
she looks Brazilian

>>151874531
i tell ya what, she looked like a brazillian dollars

>>151874539
can't believe I slightly laughed at this you cunt

going album club on Tuesday to share my takes

based as long as you stay in your lane and don't start thinking you should share your /tv/, /fa/, /biz/ takes too

indeed

bnoz needs to stop pushing the zachy understands music meme
literally just parrots what's been liked by pitchfork and /mu/ 10 years earlier
>pavement and unwound
wow such a unique take lmao

why do you guys think /mu/ doesn't know music?
i don't listen to music

/mu/ is artfag hipster stoner femcels and their musical taste represents that

looks like ol bingo wings rolled up

>>151874132
Had a mate I used to do tap dancing with who had a dog named Basil
Remember one sleepover I had at his house where he introduced me to arena FPS's and we stayed up playing Unreal Tournament & Quake all night over LAN with his dad, his sister & her boyfriend. Shit was so cash

has the lad that deleted his of leak accounts cracked yet?

tamasha x

>>151851958
KEKKKK

>>151874757
>arena FPS's
>LAN
i want to go back to the good old days before all this grind to win/pay to win bullshit
when people played games to get better not just for le hecking hew hero or free skin
zoomers seriously have no idea what they missed out on
anything that affects gameplay should never be paywalled/grindwalled which was one of the reasons why quake champions was shit

>>151874770
ive probably jacked off thrice since then so i'd call it a win so far

>>151874698
GOTTEM
https://youtu.be/GZE3GWpq1Vo

>>151874757
riveting

Funny how I couldn't even tell you who won last year's Big Brainlet League but I will watch every single over of the Ashes!

>>151874843
how is grindwalled any different from how we used to play games to unlock characters?

female announcers in LoL Worlds are even worse than the female cricket 'tators
they should get vtubers to do it, like veibae

id have an easier time naming more Ashes wickets, as in who was out, the bowler of the wicket ball the over it was bowled in and what score the batsman was on than naming every BBL winner by year

>>151874877>>151874929
impressed ngl
why are u liftan cric's balls fella

1st reply ITT

not hyped at all for the ashes desu
bit grim really
think the post-2010 internet has broken the world

an education in why /bbl/ is grouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFor2RMK-7E

beardbros....

>>151874919
based test cricket enjoyer meanwhile /bbl/ chads are playing aoe2

>>151874960
amazing
so THat was his head start ya¿

going to the bbl on new years eve is pretty spergbased

brb ..finna do a bit of hiit eyequeem hahaaaaa

just went to a remembrance parade
really made me think

what were you thinking about?

got a f2f meeting at 11am tuesday, wonder if we do the whole minute

I tried to play a total war game and i didnt know what to do, it seems like a game that takes a level of intelligence that i dont have

Ben Mendelsohn gets no respect I tells ya

I also attended a remembrance parade, funny how I live in a pretty 'vibrant' area but only white people showed up

https://youtu.be/Lzz50xENH4g?si=bAUDrS4-haxtBUM5

kino status?

>>151875162
my family live in a not very 'vibrant' area at all, and I saw lots of non whites
??
hmmm

>>151875165
hes come a long way since eastenders our Riz

why is it literally impossible to buy a poster of the cover of can-future days in the original colour scheme
is the image copyrighted or something

making some roast beef for lunch with roasties and that, homemade yorkies too
Cooorrrrrr

>>151874879
because now you have to grind for le hecking currency instead of just getting good obviously

>oh it's sunday?
>yeah let's schedule zero (0) cricket, that'll help the sport
so this is the power of a jeet monopoly

>151875005
bbl is the lol of cricket (You) retard

reminder it's pronounced SHEDule
not SKEDule
and if you pronounce it the latter FOY way in toil meetings you should literally he arrested

>>151875244
trip on albini iykwim haha

>>151875254
sheffield shield tomorrow

>>151875236
I think I'll just one in a different colour scheme and pretend it's a japanese limited edition

wonder where than nzmong whose whole personality is 'living alone in my bedsit eating steak every day' is now

why are they so fucking touchy about their precious steak?

>why are they so fucking touchy about their precious steak?
applied for a donedon bedsit yet mate britjeet

>>151875265
cowardly testie

chicken mogs steak, if we're being completely truthnuky about it

I get cravings for red meat more than I do any other food type

chicken thigh is fucking disgusting, only poor people hype it

>i must be antagonist
>i must sow dissent

look
he's literally seething
I'm allowed to not like steak

>arguing over meat
lads come on

>>151875474
you behave like a bitchy negro woman

just climbed like I was full of heavy metal
a dire on wall sesh as it were

just climbed like a had cancer of the fingers

zachy you watching Wales v Argentina today
3pm i think

just climbed like i had cancer of the fingers

bouldered or redditered, not climbed
climbing is for manly men who climb real surfaces outdoors

>>151875552
might depend on what channel it's on

full of heavy metal, with cancer of the fingers
pretty much sums up that last climb

FAGGOT ALERT!!!!!!! WEW WOW WEW WOW WEW WOW
CALL THE PRESIDENT WE HAVE A FAGGOT IN OUR MIDST!!!!!!!!!!

Steak almost up there with bacon as Reddit: The Meat

of course the boomer neak freak will watch it on his literally tv (lmao) in his bedsit
(post sent from the good laptop)

is Wales vs Argentina low-key blue ribbon rugby fixture, and why

>>151875564
tnt but wales games are on bbc iplayer too so i'll watch there

has to be unbearably grim being welsh and into sports
the mind is willing but the body certainly isn't lol

>>151875607
why do you assume I bought a bedsit? I never told you it was a bedsit, and it certainly isn't. Odd behaviour

>>151875607
>>151875639
samefag

>Zachy
>Welsh
pick one

>>151874952
this series will be close I think, it will be good

Zachy waited until he was past his prime to try and reach his physical potential and now sadly he's starting to regress physically. Shame if only he followed the lead of the people he ridiculed when he was a young man and worked out then maybe he could have defeated the much vaunted v5 climb alas it's all too late all in folly. Sadly he'll sit in his bedsit and think of what could have been.

>>151875701
simply not true

I have climbed v5 and will definitely climb v6, if I haven't already
it's v7 I am not so sure about

>>151875701
so true
the welsh larpers like to have their little larp seshes on cric, unfortunately for everyone else

bizaare purple on the connections

>His v is a single digit
Instant 'ick

i have already climbed a Californian, or Auckland v17 thoughever

>>151875244
crisp

>>151875708
he was posting some cope before about how bouldering is an old man's game (even though it's literally the crossfit of gen z)
Yeah I'm sure after his 40th birthday he'll have transformed into the new Alex Honnold lmao

>>151875734
I'm glad this /bbl/ meme caught on to other generals

I've probably climbed more challenging boulders than zachy has in his indoor rock climbing gym as a child on camping trips. Really makes you think.

>>151875742
you are zachy now have another drink and post a bit more chipper like, life is good and the sun is warm and it'll be up tomorrow

>>151875607
neek and nonce are such good British words, top tier

nah that's true
old men are good at climbing
they deteriorate little, relatively speaking compared to basically any other sport or whatever. I can probably have an educated guess at why but this isn't the thread to elaborate
there are cases of lifelong climbers who were stronger at around 45 than say 30

>>151874943
cri'
>>151875740
>>151875762
'sp

I know the wherabouts of a tremendous crevass and two overgrown boulders that need exploring.

we are talking more raw finger strength btw, which takes years to develop. Old men aren't good at dynos and never will be, and not only because they will be dead soon

I hope to see Zachy tackle the dawn wall in my lifetime. Otherwise he'll always be relegated to the world of wind surfing aka some pussy subculture that is an offshoot of a manly one like surfing aka mountain climbing to indoor bouldering.

that's great, keep searching mate

>>151875775
did you see Magnus's video the other day where he caught up with that arm wrestler, devon and the climber who can legit lift 75kg with one finger and then they went to an arm wrestling sport center at devon's behest's hall and then he got the legit spastic (actual disabled guy) to arm wrestle the one finger 75kg lifter yves. cause that was kino shit, magnus's deer in headlights look "what have I done how can I make a video of this" devon being drunk as fuck the whole time encouraging the whole debacle, yves thinking I came to arm wrestle someone who isn't mentally disabled but everyone being drunk so he just played along, then all the youtube comments ignoring all of it, almost as kino as the ashes are going to be

>>151875841
source?

>>151875900
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky2ZdAd0qzY
of course I don't lie on the internet

Reminder, albeit tricked into doing so, more Indians fought in WW1 and WW2 than cowardly engshitters or convicts. So "rememberance" day should be a rememberance of that than coward engshitters pretending they had any effect

there's a Japanese guy on Instagram who is stronger than yves
yves doesn't have the strongest fingers at all

it's a stupid video desu
what do fingers have to do with arm wrestling

watching nosferatu (2025)
listening to the new aesop rock
reading the new pynchon
life is reddit

exactly what do muscles have to do with strength you are very right, I'm glad we watch sport together

>be japanese
>spiderman up zachy's pb for your warm up
it's really that easy

>>151875999
whatever happened to doolGOD

bitches are apparently allergic to a tortured artist like me in the current age quite sad really

>and then he got the legit spastic (actual disabled guy) to arm wrestle the one finger 75kg lifter yves.
lol, boulder bros.....

imagine being normal socially

>>151876016
reading and listening to music at the same time should unironically be illegal

probably be asleep

Thanks Basil. I just want to give you a bit of an insight into the Saturday afternoon team. We’re a bunch of unique individuals – Malthouse, Harley, Zempilas, McLachlan and myself. We’re gonna engage with our minds and our hearts. We’re gonna exchange ideas, thoughts and even our energy. And to speak from your heart you need to have courage. You need to be honest and authentic. We’re not always gonna get it right. And sometimes, you’re not going to agree with us. But that’s okay, because just like you we care. Just like you, we’re passionate about the game. So if you want to come along for the ride, join us on Saturday arvos, because we just love the footy.

14th may who's in?
Nit bnob obviously he's a bottom bitch

>>151876077
that would mean you were likely to have got and been vaxxed though

>>151876086
state of my current consumption
not doing anything simultaneously and I do agree

I got vaxxed, never been vaxxed
I identify as non-vaxxed

>>151876092
bonnie and lily are genuinely good looking, good looking to the point they could have married well and not work a day in their life, instead they do this.

this UK flag is such a pick me. basic af

zachy took the moderna, heard it on the grapevine

>>151876100
did you guys have vax mandates over there?

don't like how the new pta flick has redditified pynchon
gravity's rainbow is too impenetrable to become like blood meridian but still I dont like it

Pfizer man me like my father before me

just asking questions.

Pfizer have already had me zonked out on SSRIs for 15 years may as well let them muck around with my mRNA too

>>151876141
certainly did not

can't tell Bonnie and lily apart facially desu
Whose vag is in less rack and ruin, whose is more spick and span

on the sauce all day today. far too sloshed for mass and mum is mad at me for not going how was I to know it was being offered up for my grandfather

why's he going off about his vaxxie buyers remorse?

>>151876119
it's literally on ours, retard

catholics only have to go to mass twice per year max with the occasional confession of premarital sex mum doesnt get this

forgot it was based on a tommy p novel
if id remembered that would have done to see it at the kinoplex lol

>>151876304
yeah you only watch rare ip's like those done by Cormac McCarthy

Wales vs Argentina in 30 munud
might sing a long to the anthem

australians not exactly renowned for their iq are they?
doubt they get any of PTA's work

pta hardly difficult to "get" lol

>LabuSHANE
what do you think

its time

got me on the ropes

>>151876566
so it's on bbc I player?

>>151876590
yeah in welsh but its on there
go to categories > sport and it'll be there

Lets all get really into minor counties cricket next year lads
come on cheshire

ancestry.com puts my family as lancashire blacksmiths before (voluntarily) shipping out. no time for minor counties for me

>>151876599
oh I see
nice one lad

honestly didn't know about this hack to watch all Welsh rugby games on bbc I player
Fuck TNT
lol they're all speaking Welsh (two of my grandparents first language btw, paternal grandmother didn't learn English until she was about 12)

It's not as fun as /afl/ I miss my friends. Foreign posters are so one dimensional aka normies.

>rugby
quite a gay sport if you think about it desu

S4C doesn't even have adverts
Not sold out to you know who like you anglos

Piccadilly gardens up in here why are they so active right now innit are you lot getting nervous for the ashes trying to get some glory before your whitewash series

Zachy wishes he was a swarthy welshman.

>>151876780
BBC alba does similar shit

I am Welsh (black)

it's peak brit hours on a sunday
real question is why pozzies are awake at 3am or whatever

>>151876831
kek I do enjoy this time of year when /nrl/ and /afl/ (there are no gradiences except for one sperg trying to sow discontent) get together and bully brown cricket enjoyers and we take over for the summer

>>151876946
We come together for a common cause.

grievances*

>/nrl/
not a sport

I garuantee by the end of this "summer" of cricket I personall wi

>>151876780
to promote welsh language all international games are free to air, footie too

>>151876965
bound in blood

>>151876991
I guarantee by the end of this "summer" of cricket I personally will have driven Zachy out of this general.

>>151876992
based

gwlaaaad
GWLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

OH SHITT!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Argentinian national anthem
Just not feeling touched lads

hmmmmm....

The perception that some Welsh people have a “brown complexion” likely stems from a mix of genetic, historical, and environmental factors—but it’s important to clarify that there’s no single “Welsh complexion.” Wales, like much of the British Isles, has a diverse genetic heritage shaped by centuries of migration and regional variation.

>Genetic and Historical Influences
Celtic ancestry: Many Welsh people descend from ancient Brittonic Celts, whose genetic markers can include darker hair and olive-toned skin, especially compared to Anglo-Saxon populations.

Prehistoric migrations: Genetic studies show that Neolithic and Bronze Age migrations from the Mediterranean and Iberian Peninsula contributed to the gene pool across western Britain—including Wales.

Roman and Moorish influence: While less direct than in southern Europe, Roman occupation and trade may have introduced Mediterranean traits into coastal populations.

Basque and Iberian links: Some geneticists note similarities between Welsh and Basque populations, suggesting ancient Atlantic seafaring connections that could explain darker features.

>Environmental and Lifestyle Factors
Outdoor labor traditions: Historically, many Welsh communities worked in agriculture, mining, and fishing—occupations that exposed people to sun and weather, deepening skin tone over time.

GOAT anthem coming through

pls win wales

Sucking a Proper Job
Unironically the best tasting beer on earth, all things considered

>>151877017
I already did that by creating the toothpick arms nickname and scaring him off
he used to be here 24/7 but is now just a weekend warrior living in constant fear lol

principality is my mortgage provider

this is rhys zammits first game back right?

>>151877044
damn is that real

>>151877152
bore off ol bingo wings

oh god

>>151876644
kent and norfolk here

>>151876972
crisp

good start lads

>>151877318
hey don't spoil the ashes with your pic

welsh genetics just never let you down do they lmao

rugby is often a tale of two halfs

we'll come back from this
BELIEVE

>losing 14-0 in the first 10 minutes
luckily /crug/ has no actual welsh people - just the 2 larpers - otherwise this would be really embarrassing

hey google who currently holds the rugby league ashes

get in

WERE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>151877401
SHOVE IT

I JUST WANNA LIVE WHEN IM ALIIIIIVE
ITS
MY
LIFE

WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES WALES

Wales looking pretty quick with the ball
Strong at the scrum as well

GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME
GREEN GREEN GRASS OF HOME

>>151877401
ahem

keep it in /rug/ lads

>>151877677
clean my faeces you fat anglo neek

ARGENCHOINA!!!!!!!!

>wales come back
>k-keep it in /rug/ lads
kek what a neek

>>151877677
settle down karen *bobbles head* sometimes a sport that requires more than a 73iq leaks to another general on a sport knitting forum, accidents happen of course naturally, so are you a administrator of this windows system?

go the PUMA'S!!!

wales bros, did we get too cocky.....

these fucking reffies

Good call and a fair call.

I'm guessing you're watching union and you're going to make me watch cunts take 3 points all day

they dont help themselves do they

>>151877812
Welshmen?

raked it shit reffing

Why is the Welsh scrum holding up so well?
Is there some new young monster in there?

>>151877831
...y-yeah

I can't even fucking find it k keep me posted, I pay 60 dollars a month and they're trying to shove formula 1 in my face

>>151877858
it's on stan mate you'll have to use one of those other "streams"

formula 1 is absolutely dire
NPC females starting watching it because of a Netflix doc

stay in touch at half time
we'll be alri'

Isn't rugby the welsh national sport?

>>151877920
so true

>>151877942
some might say footballs taken over

>>151877697
don't think there was any need for that really
just trying to keep /cric/ about cricket

>>151877879
I just got banned from chatgpt asking if the welsh are playing a single sport in the entire world you're all fucking gaslighting me FUCK YOU CUNTS

>AI sees the words 'Welsh' and 'Athlete' together and rage quits
lmao

>>151878025

>>151877710

>>151878036
>why are you being difficult

not bad not bad
2nd half lets go

ah ok we've fucked it ok
brilliant

FUCK YOU I need chatgpt for my work tomorrow, its fucking monday I'm screwed

oh just another coincidence lads
zachy having overcompensating 'patriotism' over the land his ancestors fled from? nothing like britjeet at all. certainly not the same person haha couldn't be

Argentina are quite good aren't they

IS FUCKING WALES PLAYING A FUCKING SPORT OR NOT FUCKING TLEL ME YOU FUCKING CUNTS WTF IS GOING ON RIGHTNWO

>>151877429
>>151877669
>>151877710
APOLOGISE
suddenly not piping up so much now are we you sad little unathletic larpers KEK

how can we have a jeet thread that can't get 500 replies after 6 days but we're almost hitting the limit within 2 now, and there was way more live cricket on during the last
did you all really boycott the previous because of poos lmao? (based if true)

>>151878231
take it to /rug/ mate

>>151878267
it was a thread made by joshy josh (he pays to post with his vpn) and no one likes him

poosh died circa 2022 mate

Wales will win desu

thank god the ashes are being played in Australia cause I honestly don't trust the english, they would tamper and fiddle as they do and have done
I just hope they don't sing the 1 song all day for 5 days because I called and asked to be sat the furtherest away from any smelly pom as I could and the girl laughed at me I might have to bring earplugs cause the english are just that african soccer tier with their obnoxiousness, you'd have to be tanked from 10am to sing the same thing from sun up to sunfdown

ok they won't now

whats your pup called zachy

>talk about the rugby in /cric/ because we just came back from 0-14 to 14-14
>d-don't talk about the rugby anymore because we're about to lose 14-90

>>151878651
LIES AND FUCKING LIBEL THERE IS NO RUGBY GAME BEING PLAYED FUCK YOU

>>151878600
basil
tarq dog (good)

wondering if zachy's ever uhh.. gone into 'nrl mode' with his dog. does post about him a lot

>>151878744
excuse me sir this is a /cric/

Welsh line-out full of heavy metal
passing the ball around like they have cancer of the fingers

The scrum has looked ok though

>>151878776
now this is how you "hello fellow indian" post

>>151878744
my chromosomes are two distinct letters and I have external genetalia, why would I diddle a dog

oh my God how was he running so fast
we needed that one

>>151875444
Learn to cook

>>151876016
Nosferatu is cuck propaganda

>learn to cook
why?

yeah you got me real good I don't know why you continue to try and trick me you won :(

>>151878899
no thanks i'll stick to my chicken breast
enjoy your fatty disgusting thigh

how do we fix welsh rugby

Can't cook any better than the Chinese men on walmgate
And when I cook it creates like 5 things to wash up
Andrew tate was right about men and cooking
Literally no point

just cook steak and eggs lmao, shit like that
no need to cook overcomplicated shit that requires tonnes of imgredients or pieces of equipment
people who overcomplicate food just because "simple is boring" are retards who miss the point of food

i like steak and eggs

HATE steak
Love eggs

Don't ever quote my post fucking Britzo

We live in pivotal times

YFO

>>151880363
https://youtube.com/shorts/EtuYP00Vxls?si=10LdtswTj3Q7Rpq0

Your country is a complete joke
V15 in yankland is literally a v1 in Sheffield

>>151878744
really really making me think this post
>ynr the doggy ED meds he was taking every week

grim grim grim. just saw the '''''athletic'''''' welsh had a zachy attempting a non-asterisked v5 tier performance in the rug lads

Pynchon cannot be represented in film the same way Dune cannot (I'm aware there were plebs thinking the new attempted flicks of the latter was 'decent' but they're obviously wrong)

oh my dire to lose to some argenchina's in a sport that is your national sport I can't imagine the shame

Reminder bnob was sexually molested by his diddler dad for years and he takes out his zeething in /cric/. His whore mam also ran off with an Indian fella

might just go to bed whats the point of being awake

>>151881282
Where do you live?
I will tell you which bouldering gym you should visit instead

>>151881282
Based

/cric// is full of finished 35 year olds that are tucked up and asleep before 7pm now. grire state of affairs
might be time to start my bluesky career

watching TV

>bluesky
foy

>halloween decorations still up towards the middle of Nov
lmao might want to consider growing up momentarily

im gonna put up my christmas tree soon
the most comfy time of the year

>>151881867
might want to be able to do a very meagre 7 bodyweight pull-ups before mouthing off

what is your favourite pudding zachy

bread and butter pudding

what do you drink on christmas day

you

>>151882360
bucks fizz
can be partial to a cider also (only day in winter you can drink it really)
red wine with the meal
Beer too long-winded for Christmas Day, inappropriate

You

Is whales a small country?

>>151882510
bucks fizz in the morning
few beers to keep me going
wine for dins
few more beers
cocktail before bed

>>151882620
thought this was you for a second zachy lad

beer on Christmas day is very working class

beer makes you fat

he's over doing the brit vpn now he's just taking the piss but I understand it from a business pov if he doesn't stray TOO far from and he's paying for the privilege I mean cmon gotta give him some slack he's not hurting anyone seriously like also you have to weigh in the mental issues I mean you could twist it and say he's paying for his own therapy right, alright I solved it, its
5-0 ashes series, poms have ZERO ( 0 ) batsmen

>>151882743
Dont start him off

>>151882743
Did 30 pull-ups two weeks ago and have had 9000 beers in the last 3 years so idk

for those of you who don't know, 30 pull ups with welsh genetics is 100 weighted pull ups for people with athletic genetics. quite a decent achievement

DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU DOKU

there's nothing more working class than a fake christmas tree

>>151883003
this isn't true at all

>>151882872
nonsense post

>>151882743
this is why we're a teetotal general

Christmas dinner before 3pm is very working class
Whether your Christmas tree is real or fake doesn't really mean anything

Anyone remember Reader Rabbit?

Alcohol raises your metabolism
'beer belly' is a total myth
Every time they have shit diets
Why would a drug make you fat

Not saying alcohol isn't poison, but it doesn't make you fat

>knows its a poison but still consumes loads
dumb alchy

I will be cutting it right down by like two thirds
Because I have had some horrifying Mondays, and I don't ever want to feel that way again

Oi Zachy when you climbing up El Capitan mate?

shan't
climbing outdoors is very reddit
indoor bouldering is climbing in its purest, and most honed form. Both intellectually and physically

>>151884531
lol fucking hell shitjeet
Reminder me you at tennis would literally be a 2 and 1 job, and not in your favour

lmao done him
only vid zachy ever posted was of him doing a v3, dropping off the wall like a virgin and then in his neeky voice saying 'did you get that' to his fellow reddit browsing cameraman

Why did Zachy lie about being able to do 30 pull ups when he can only do 22?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jM7c-pPe2tw

*wakes's up*

>Ollie Robinson interview: My personal life seems to have cost me England place
are peng missos frowned upon in the baz era?

apart from Sheffield Shield, theres a bit of a lull in cricket now until the test series start end of week

ah yes, Ireland's tour of Bangladesh
simply cannot wait

India vs SA test series starts on friday

check date on vid

would rather watch Ireland's tour of Bangladesh than England's tour of new Zealand

>>151886139
so true

https://youtu.be/wI2C8d1cAAU?si=eTHtoVbbB1PsaUpf

New kino just dropped
>Germany against Russia
Lol

not sure modern chess can be kino desu
very zoomy, streamy, jeety virginy kind of energy from it. now the kasparov era and before? *sips* that was kino
more of a pokemon man anyway

uh oh he didn't like the jeety comment

couldn't help but laugh out loud when I saw some Indian online saying bindia having perma 4,5,6 in world compares to the days of Soviet Union domination

the jeety comment has really set him off lads. expect a few more crying bitch posts. can dish it out but can't take it at all lmao

>t20 at 1pm on a Monday
do they have jobs in Nelson?

>Starc, Hazlewood, Lyon
NSW pretty much fielding our ashes bowling line up
KonstGOD will prosper

starc getting insane swing

>>151875266
I agree with you but English is a retarded mongrel language with multiple varying etymologies for words, and language itself is fluid.
Shitting and pissing yourself over one area's pronunciation of words is small-minded, woman behaviour.
Cricket.

that rain looks like its going nowhere

i'm not watching because i don't care

slumber of cricket

damn /cric/ threads fill up much faster when they're not made by poos

>>151897424
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