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>>151930746

FREE COOM

What team will Dak end his career with?

>>151935528
Your team.

>>151935528
Houston

>>151935528
shitsburgh. he will play one year and quit after the downgrade.

2-15

>>151935590
Al Davis should unretire and start running the team again.

>>151935590
Lol

>>151935592
true

>>151935528
Cowboys

This is the type of guy who posted jayden daniels propaganda all offseason.

>>151935642
Just wear Redskins merch in public if they're your team, literally no one will care. It's not some statement

Which Owl appearances are the strangest?
06 Bears?
Both times Carolina got there?

I have this idea where I obtain nudes of the starting QBs of my team’s division rivals and release them on social media the day before gameday when they play my Chiefs. How much would it cripple their performance?

>>151935670
Falcons Patriots

>>151935670
Panthers deserved to get to SB50. They were wild. Just didn't plan for Von Miller destroying and exposing Cam as a pussy

>>151935673
Its 2025
If something like that were to leak, it wouldnt even make it past bleacher report. Not a single person would believe it, just write it off as AI slop

>>151935682
Whenever I see Cam Newton mentioned, the first thing that pops in my head are his cringeworthy outfits, second him bitching out and throwing it all away being too scared to dive on the ball.

>>151935682
I mean historically
Like how the hell did the Panthers make 2 Super Bowls?
Or the Falcons making 2
Or the Cardinals being dragged to one by Kurt Warner

>>151935730
Historically that 2015 Panthers team was really fucking good. Cam just fuddup and now he has no rings and looks like a fucking clown these days

>>151935805
The 2015 Panthers are weird
Came out of nowhere and they've been utter shit since

>>151935822
That Panthers team created an entire generation of fans who will be disappointed for the rest of their lives

>>151935670
>06 Bears?
The Bears defense in the early 00s was filled with top talent and pro-bowlers, and were continuously top of the league. Their lack of a QB was the issue, but even then went 13-3 in 2001 (and fumbled the years after till 06)

I want to say it wasnt that strange because of how good the defense was, but Devin Hesters rookie season was fucking insane.
Sexy Rexy had been drafted a few years prior and was mediocre, but when Devin Hester was clicking and the defense was playing their best, they drug Grossman kicking and screaming to the superbowl.

The team has a stupid amount of talent on D and ST, the deficiencies on offense is why they never got back.
Cutler should have been able to do it, but the front office just was so incompetent it never happened.

>>151935843
I remember being really young, my family was at Pizza Hut. I threw a couple quarters into the sticker machine and out came a Carolina Panthers sticker.
I thought it was such a cool fucking logo. I didnt start watching football till some years later and wanted to be a Panthers fan, but my dad wouldnt let me root for an out of state team.
Bullet dodged, but then again being a Bears fan isnt much better really.

>>151935863
>Pizza Hut
You should've spent those quarters playing Metal Slug instead of hoping for a bright future for a shitty football team

>>151935871
My pizza hut had Twin Cobra, and a sit down galaga, ms pacman.

I always liked going to Godfathers Pizza because there was Tekken 2, Street Fighter 2, and a Primal Rage machine.

not like this...not like this

>>151935863
I don't even know how or why I became a Panthers fan
My dad likes the Raiders

why can't he stay healthy?

The patriots are 8-2 with a negative total dvoa

>>151936177
Nine sapping his vital humors

kwab

>>151936505
he still comes to /sp/ to see what real niggas have to say.

>>151936337
>metrics
>anime
both gay

>Playoff Predictions

>AFC
1. Colts
2. Patriots
3. Chargers
4. Ravens
5. Bills
6. Broncos
7. Chiefs

>NFC

1. Eagles
2. Rams
3. Lions
4. Buccs
5. Seahawks
6. Packers
7. 49ers

>>151936505
based

>>151935670
21 Bengals

Guven the amount of Sacks Burrow took that postseason he should had lost a game

>>151936541
well at least you got my chiefs making the 'offs

>>151936505
Why are they getting angry when they're winning games? Two of their biggest comebacks was because of Bo Nix.

>>151936556
on twitter they be trashing bo quite a lot

I like to talk Xs and Os.

>>151936505
>i can't handle any criticism

he'd make a good reddit mod

>>151936556
if they had even an average QB, they'd be undefeated. bo is the weak link

>>151936566
I'm sure janny applications will open up soon if he couldn't land something over there

>>151936559
Good thing twitter and your opinion are both trash.

>>151936626
im just the messenger

>>151936626
if their opinions are trashed, why would a grown man be scared to even see them?

jalen hurts without hair

>>151936672
Thats jordan walsh

Finner boutta get SWEPT by Nine

JJ McCarthy needs to hold a press conference and apologize for telling the world about Nine

>>151936767
Maybe we were too harsh to Levis

>>151935528
Dem Boyz

>>151936751
You can only get away with "I slip into my alternate ego" shit if you've already won an Owl

I hate Patullo. Just start poaching coaches from the Rams every year instead of this pain

we truly entering the age of the white boy..

>>151935670
My berds owl appearance in 08. We were so close to making it in 2015 but those damn Panthers were too good

>>151936828
We will retvrn berdbrother

>>151936838
I can't wait for the day when we're back on top

>>151936816
rap started to decline after 1997, but was still okay until ~2010-2015 but it's been all downhill since

for me, it's goth kay

9 bros, our response?

>>151936904
Nine has a 5:0 TD:INT ratio
It's JJ who has a 0:6 ratio

must win games this week for the bears, steelers, and jags

>>151936904
I'd put Bagent Orange over McSharty

>>151936966
Bears would be undefeated with Bagent Orange behind center

Kill Kevin Patullo

>>151936816
All the zoomers are racist

>>151936981
>then he has the pressure in his face
Are we supposed to pretend that Hurts doesn't have all day in the pocket?

>>151935782
If saquon isn't ripping off land dragons the eagles have no offense. But gee whiz theyre letting people hip drop again and now saquon cant do shit

>>151935782
And STILL, non-ball knowers want me to blame the offense
Rape Joe Whitt

>>151936505
>>151936566

>>151936767
And the "experts" will call someone in next year's draft a generational talent and they'll fall for it again.

>>151935904
God, I hop my team picks this fat nigger up

>>151935904
His sentence is over?

>>151936767
>Black QB's

GIGA trap game today. Jets will win, by a lot

egbigboo

>>151937124
>ungabunga jigaboo
Why would Gronk say this?

>>151937123
>here’s how the chiefs can still get the 1 seed

>>151937139
>he can't feel it
NGMI

>>151936505
dovslop is guaranteed replies every single time

i blocked the dov on xitter because i know all his xeets will end up here anyway

Finna watch the latest mina vid

>>151937176
Based

Never watched a Mina vid but I'd love a Mina footjob

>>151937186
Based

>jests on thursday night
why

>>151937210
heh

>>151937181
>>151937209
Based

>>151937210
Big market
Prime time games are always big markets or big matchups. Maybe 2 a year are random games the NFL is hoping will become interesting in their own way

>>151935493 (OP)
Im literally sitting in the parking lot about to go to work, thinking about my GILF boss and rubbing my rock hard dick through my pants fantasizing about her. Eventually I'm going to losing control. I need to make a move, I may have to quit before I do it.

Herbert just needs more help

>>151937227
Anyway, go Lions

Herbert just needs more bussy

>>151937247
Nine and Gayleb are hogging all the bussy. The NFL needs to do something about it

>>151936974
What happened to the "Bagent by Week 6" poster? Did he kill himself yet?

>>151936505
bo "keep it 100" nix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyF8OJ7D1lw

Joe Burrow is going on his 3rd straight yes of missing the playoffs

>>151936945
What site is this from

>>151937271
Not much you can do when you're on IR

>>151936981
Who would you replace him with?

>>151937279
https://x.com/tejfbanalytics/status/1988961666781131173?s=46

It really does feel good when you find out somebody that you didn't like has died. Idk why people pretend otherwise.

>>151937294
Reminds me of when an asshole in high school died because his retarded ass shot himself. Lifted my mood for months. I only wish I got to see his final moments so I could laugh at him.

Will she be at the game on Sunday?

>>151937316
I literally only know her from hotel zack and cody when I was just a wee little lad from like ages ago

>>151937294
>>151937307
this is why your only friends are ghouls in your 'cord and your hair is blue and stringy

>>151937316
I literally had a dream about Brenda Song last night. My stepdad was driving to a strip mall where she had become a pharmacist and he mentioned how she gave him his medicine. Then a little kid stole his front and back license plate so he got out of the car and opened fire on the kid and his entire gang killing almost all of them. The kid then ran up to me with a gun and pepper spray and then tried to shoot me but I blocked it with my hands and then smacked him.

>>151937294
This. When I found out that some faggot who used to shit up threads killed himself, I was elated. No idea why I should feel bad for someone who purely existed in my life as a form of annoyance

>>151937320
We don't project here, Ranjeesh. Don't you have a shift at Tim & Horton's you need to be getting to?

>>151937316
She'll be working most of her shift in the locker room

>>151937294
Nah, it feels like a waste of life

>>151937316
Didn't this skank marry the home alone kid?

>>151937328
bucme?

>>151937361
>the home alone kid?
Home Alone came out 35 years ago

>>151937316
Literally whomst’d’ve

>12 posts early
kys

>>151937414
Bunch of deleted posts from someone's crashout last thread

>>151937435
oh okay

Vikings HoF QB Brett Favre

>>151936855
>Back on top
>Back
kek

NFC North shittin' up the genny

>>151937474
>regular season
we run this shit nigga, you can have your general back for the ‘yoffs

>>151937474
Hmmmmmmmmmm been a while since I goofposted

>>151937480
>you can have your general back for the ‘yoffs
Cause none of your teams go very far in them?

>>151937489
that was the joke i was making yes

Jared Goff is the best QB in the NFCN. Let that sink in

>>151937500
>whole division of shit QBs
Daring and brave

So is Goof ever gonna prove McVay wrong or...

Imagine living in a state where the only activity available to you for 4 months is staying indoors and watching sports

lmfao at coldlets
You know the cold weather is shrinking your cocks right? lmfao @ u

>>151937514
>Imagine living in a state where the only activity available to you for 4 months is staying indoors and watching sports
As if Florida isn't unbearably hot for 4 months in the summer
Anywhere outside the Eastern Seaboard is a shithole

>>151937523
>As if Florida isn't unbearably hot for 4 months in the summer

Oh darn, the type of weather that makes girls walk around in limited clothing on the beach. It's a real fuckin tragedy

>>151937514
i’ve got a hurricane on its way to your house right now buddy, better get running.

>>151937530
>the type of weather that makes girls walk around in limited clothing on the beach
Do Floridians think this is exclusive to their state? This happens everywhere

>>151937537
The only hurricane here is the hurricane of semen I'm blowing up your mom's cunt

>>151937544
Happens all year here to. Anyways, back to my point, enjoy being house bound for the next 4 months you northern faggots

>>151937474
cult fanbases

Kay Adams is a 40 year old roastie with a gigachad chin, still “looking for a bf” and you chuds are simping over her? Ho boy lol

>>151937514
>He thinks we stay inside

>>151937549
>Floridian cannot comprehend going out in the snow
Grim

This year's NFC playoffs will be a repeat of last year's, with the NFCN winning 0 playoff games and the NFCCG being a NCFW rubber match

Can someone who is good at photoshop make his right hand like super tiny?

>>151937638
Looks like you already have

>>151937585
>>151937598
Hope you guys stay nice and bundled up so you survive the trek to Culvers before immediately returning home because the roads are too hazardous

Go pack go and all that ya fuckin queers

>>151937630
True, all of the teams are frauds.

>>151937653
I hope you get stingray slapped by a methhead, you hoser

>>151936868
>t.basment virgin
Rap ruled the world until this year. You wouldn't know this because you don't have friends and missed all the important teenage milestones.

Finally we get a game today!

>It's pats vs jest

I JUST LOVE THE AUTHENTIC BLUE COLLAR ROOTS OF THE NFC NORTH

FOOTBALL JUST MEANS MORE UP HERE

*lungs begin to freeze*

cough cough i mean the southern teams just dont under- cough cough the history and meaning of football up here cough cough

hey what you guys wann cough cough do later? we can hang around the house or maybe hang around the house? vikings dont play for 4 more days so i guess we could hang around the house

>Go pack go and all that ya fuckin queers
I am roused from my slumber

>>151937670
The only thing getting slapped in florida is your moms tonsils with my enormous cock

>>151936895
>don't you wanna grab my hips and plunge into me forcefully until you climax then I complain to all my friends that I didn't get off 5 times like with my vibrator and then I slowly sap you of your financial security and will to live?

Tick tock queefies

>>151937689
i love seeing packfags defend lelve with gay statfaggotry despite him doing shit like this every single game

>>151936435
I am glad I am white.

>>151937684
Hell yeah NFC North bro

Bear down *eyes begin to freeze* Caleb williams is looking great out there. *eyeballs shatter* I can tell just by looking at his play the bears are on the come up no doubt in my mind.

Who wants a shitty IPA named after a dumb animal?

I'd be mad too if this was my QB

>>151937644
I want it even more tiny-er

so much southie seethe outta nowhere, why does the midwest upset you fags so much? because >we actually get to experience all 4 seasons instead of living in humid swampland all year?

>>151937748
>he thinks im a dolphins fan

KEKW this unc wildin

>>151937754
My mistake

>>151937752
Oh are you enjoying your seasons you fucking homo?

You have cute little outfits for each one, you fag?

Have you been riding around on a wagon pulled by a tractor at the pumpkin patch sipping your pumpkin spice lattes enjoying the foliage, ya fuckin pillow bitter?

Better to shine your little rubber galoshes so you can skip through the puddles while you water all the flowers this spring you fucking fairy

>>151937773
>this is what living in Florida does to people

>>151937768
This is a photo of something your organization will never have

>>151935590
>two winning seasons in the past 23 years only to immediately bounced in the wildcard
How do they even retain fans? I understand boomers who remember the glory days of the 70s/80s but they're gonna die out sooner than later

losing to gape gaye got floridafags in a tizzy kek

>>151937638
Is this why he's called Nine?

>>151937778
>bragging about seasons

Gaywad

That's the fucking air you fucking retard. The only thing midwesterners contribute to the air is carcinogenic pollution. You're bragging about something god does and acting like it was you.

>>151937797
*steals the pats 7th ring*

Nothing personellio nigga

>>151937773
I unironically enjoy my seasons

>>151937783
>Faker Gayfield & the Suckaneers
Keeeeeeeeeeeek you got sent home by a fraud Commies team

>>151937814
What happened in the commanders game immediately following that one?

>>151937809
>>bragging about seasons
>>151937514
>Imagine living in a state where the only activity available to you for 4 months is staying indoors and watching sports
Florida sun really does fry the brain

>>151937818
>immediately following that one?
They beat the Lions. You're thinking about the one after that

Good morning /nfl/

chat is this real?

Just

>>151937811
I bet you have a beautiful collection of colorful beanies

I bet you're light on your feet as you skip through the wildflowers


>>151937820
I'm bragging about the absurd amount of things to do in florida that are not football as a direct byproduct of the lack of snow. That's why you fags all fly here to visit and refuse to leave.


>>151937826
I assumed you were a lions fan as I'm currently pissing on the NFC North who are the most reddit and queer fans in the NFL.

>>151937841
>things to do ... that are not football

>>151937839
based rank as per usual

>>151937846
>Da Shtcawgo beahs are muy loife

>>151937839
My goat Adam Rank

when’s the last time a falcons fag actually made a post on here? i genuinely can’t remember

>>151937861
We bullied them off the genny week 1 and they havent come back.

>>151937861
they were in here before the game against the colts in berlin on sunday morning

>>151935843
Panthers vs Patriots was the first NFL game and Super Bowl I ever watched. I liked their jerseys, so I just decided they were my team. Ever since 2015 I been chasing the high

>>151937839
They know ball

Trevor Lawrence is the Dolphins next QB and he will completely turn his career around.

>>151936505
It's a crazy, mixed-up, fast-paced world we're living in. We're all consumed constantly by information. Bombarded by images on screens fighting for our attention. The algorithms perpetually trying to feed us any stimuli that will keep us addicted.

But sometimes you just need a break from all that. To take a deep breath and live in the moment. And appreciate the real things that make life worth living.

Namely, how Drake Maye is dominating professional football.

If the chiefs allow bo nix to score more than 15 points we dont deserve to win the super bowle

Blow Dicks

how many tonight?

The Maye hype reminds me so much of North Dakota Tough

>pats favored by 13 points
i don't care how shit the jets are, that is way too many points for a divisional game on a short week

>>151937911
Yeah

>>151937951
I wanted to bet his completions under again but he’s so shit that fanduel took it off the board kek

>>151937955
TNF divisional games have been close this year

Jets are quietly on a 2 win streak

Hebert needs to get off the Chargers

>>151937846
Based. Glad I didn't skip.

Pats

>>151935584

Holy kek, quarterbacking in 2025 is bleak

Peepee poopoo

>>151938027
the lowest quality wins imaginable though

>>151938041
>s-s-slump!
>b-b-bust!

>>151938041
how are allen and squrts getting sacked like that?

>>151937291
You

Why is my QB in Korea

>>151938174
They're opposites. When the pocket collapses, Allen scrambles for 15 minutes before getting tackled, while Hurts moves like he's covered in molasses

famous jameis WILL beat the packers with 3 TDs and 3 INTs on sunday

You can tell the Titans are retarded because they draft >Bama OTs in the first round

>>151938188
Kek

>>151938188
That little goblin is scurrying around trying to find someone who will date him.
Honestly insane having all that money but still being undesirable enough to have to do this.

>>151938188
He's gonna create the next hybrid shortstop phenom

>>151938174
>hurts sits in pocket
>no one is open
>10 minutes later the pocket collapses

>>151938188
Holy shit is that his gf? Lucky bastard

I don't know what the fuck was wrong with those two guys in that last thread but not every Jew thinks goyim are cattle until they prove they are, and even then they still deserve to have a decent life. We're not all soulless golems using religion as cover for evil and in fact many of us hate those of us that are like that. Zionists fucking hate me and want me dead just like they do you guys.

That said, my toxins need to just tank the rest of the season to secure the best picks possible for next years draft so they can rebuild their line.

Oy vey

Bo Nix is without a doubt one of the Quarterbacks we've ever seen

Regular season only matters for shit teams

>>151938395
my team is too high

>>151938395
Hola ramilia senor

>>151938395
>Bills
>Owl

>>151936505
Bo just wins.

>>151936767
Levis has lots of heart, its unfortunate he has drafted by the worst organization in the league

>>151938432
Who else in the AFC?

New gaygay McSharty cope just dropped

>>151938344
When you fantasize about sucking his cock every night, how big is it?

>>151938395
saints would rather see some more impressive games from shough n' jive than lose out
and the texans should be higher, the defense is great and the offense is starting to look better than atrocious

>>151938551
The O Line wants Stroud killed

>hispanics cucked into shilling for the hated white state of michigan to go against the eagles
o kek

>>151938566
that monday night game against the seahawks was the low point, but they've held up better since. still far from great, but at least not totally unplayable anymore

Why false flag as a Minnesota sports fan? Aren't they the state that hasn't won a championship in any sport in like 30 years?

>>151938482
Like it was drawn by picturd

>>151938478
Statmutt levels of cope

>Minnesota's Last Major Championship Wins (by team):
> NFL – Minnesota Vikings
>Championships Won: 0 Super Bowl wins
>Last NFL Championship (Pre-Super Bowl era): 1969 NFL Championship (lost Super Bowl IV after that)
>Super Bowl Appearances: 4 (all losses)
> NBA – Minnesota Timberwolves
>Championships Won: 0
>Best Playoff Performance: Western Conference Finals (2004, 2024)
> MLB – Minnesota Twins
>Championships Won: 2 (1987, 1991)
>Most Recent Championship: 1991 World Series win over the Atlanta Braves
>NHL – Minnesota Wild
>Championships Won: 0
>Best Performance: Western Conference Finals (2003)
yeah there's no MN sports fans here
it's just pissconsin or other NFC norf fans trying to make them look bad

football is gay

>>151938623
the twins won 2 'eries in the early 90s(?)
I think that's it for minisoda

>only have two championships
>the team is called the twins
psyop state

>>151938395
Bills and Colts need to drop to B at least along with the Chiefs. Rams still need to play a lot of division games and the Lions.

>>151938666
Shutup satan

>>151938665
goldyfag from /cfb/ definitely posts vikings shit here

>shit franchises want players to stop noting they're shit franchises
kwab

>>151938395
Knock the bills down a tier and replace them with the shithawks.

>Your boss is a tyrant who screams at you for even the slightest mistakes and yanks playcalling from you multiple times while threatening to do it again
>he gets fired and you take his job
I don't care if Mike Kafka completely shits the bed the next seven weeks, respect to him for outlasting Daboll who's a glorified high school coach

>>151938718
Ah yes, the Rams Seahawks Superbowl

>>151938716
Kwab. Owners are beyond pathetic

>>151938716
The only orgs that are really and truly dogshit at an organizational level are the jest and the bungles. Metlife needs a new field five years ago and the bungles are the cheapest most niggardly franchise in the league.

>>151938716
>At the NFL league meeting in March, New York Jets chairman Woody Johnson -- who along with Art Rooney of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Robert Kraft of the New England Patriots, Michael Bidwill of the Arizona Cardinals and David Tepper of the Carolina Panthers received ownership grades of D or worse -- called the survey "totally bogus" and hinted that it violated the CBA.

>Johnson said he took issue with "how they collected the information [and] who they collected it from. [It] was supposed to be according to the agreement we have with the league. It's supposed to be a process [where] we have representatives and they have representatives, so we know that it's an honest survey.

>"And that was violated, in my opinion. I'm going to leave it at that, but I think there are a lot of owners that looked at that survey and said this is not fair, it's not balanced, it's not every player, it's not even representative of the players."

>One owner told ESPN that "the only owners who don't care for [the report cards] are the ones who get the subpar grades."

kwab

>>151938748
What about the Cards

>>151938731
That's this week and it'll be a better game than the actual owl ends up being, yes. Clots or pootriots are going on the afc side and are going to get gaped. Razorcakes are razorcaking early and patty cuckatini won't get to cum this year.

>>151938730
Angry fat bastard deserved to get fired

>>151938730
>>151938786
Not even defending Daboll but you both have double digit iqs

>Leading the league in passing yards and in the MVP race while the fat retard who blamed his shitty coaching on you gets fired
DANIEL JONES JUST WON THE GAME AGAIN!

>>151938773
fucking kek

>>151938773
The cards aren't a football team, they're a retirement home, so them getting a shit grade makes sense.

I am excited for my vikies to win against the da bears and packers to lose against jameis winston who goes 400 yards 4 TDs and 3 INTs meanwhile lions WILL lose to the eagles, NFC is up for anyone frens

>>151938748
Cards, titans, browns, raiders, jags, saints, falcons, panthers

who the fuck would ever want to live in a desert anyways

I love that the consensus among Eagles fans in regards to AJ Brown is
>He's right, I agree 100% with him
But the media here is trying it's damnedest to make him out as being Black Hitler lmao

>>151938805
>Colts still get zero respect
>Pats, who have played an even more dogshit schedule, glazed by everyone
I’m gonna need an explanation

>>151938801
You're a retard, Daboll is shit, the gnats gm is also shit, kafka is likely shit too, whole front office needs to get blown the fuck out and replaced at this point.

>>151938830
There is a distinct charm to it. You wouldn't understand if you haven't lived in AZ

>>151938832
he's a wholesome dude who plays madden with his son

>>151938817
I mean like they refuse to spend money on important shit that is needed, not that they make retarded fucking decisions and don't fire lolcows in the front office for years on end.

>>151938836
>whole front office needs to get blown the fuck out and replaced at this point
Will never happen because the Giants' director of player personnel is John Mara's nephew and the GM (wisely) has sucked up to him. The messaging from the front office is that the roster is talented (lmao) but coaching is holding it back.

>>151938839
I've been in Arizona plenty for work and have family that live not that far from there. Arizona is a shithole unless you're wealthy and if you're wealthy then nowhere is truly a shithole.

>>151938875
>The messaging from the front office is that the roster is talented (lmao) but coaching is holding it back.
And that's why they're leaking shit about Daboll, to take the heat off the near unanimously despised GM and ownership. None of these stories should be taken at face value

but why?

>>151938884
>Arizona is a shithole unless you're wealthy
That's fair. I'm more talking about the environment. I like the smell of creosote when it rains. I like how it's like a crisp 65 degrees at 6 am, and you're waiting for the sun to bring the 100+ heat, which reminds me of that one riddick movie. I like how you can find scorpions at night because UV light makes them glow in the dark. etc etc

>>151938830
deserts are kino
the problem is they usually have stinky ugly brown people in them

>>151938909
Joe Schoen is a snake and Trent Baalke levels of toxic. Daboll is a horrible coach who doesn't hold his players accountable and has driven off his best assistants because of his lack of impulse control. Both these things can be true at the same time.

>>151938941
>water supply is disrupted
>die

not every kino to me

>>151938860
The cards make their players pay for food at the cafeteria.

>>151938801
Don't look up what made Daboll choose his DC

Which bussy teams are playing today? I can't be bothered googling

>>151938962
His first 4 choices rejected the offer?

>live in Jacksonville
>after hunter got injured and is out for the season, jags fans near me are trying to gaslight each other that trading up for him wasn't a mistake

pathetic

>>151938929
>NE owner a D
uh oh

>>151938955
that's like saying the view from a mountain isn't kino because you couldn't live up there
dumbass

>>151938982
lots of people live in mountainous areas because the water and food supply is a lot better than in a fucking desert

Which bussy teams are playing today? I still haven't been told

>>151938395
How much of a haul would the Giants get if they had the number 1 pick?

>>151938929
>lolphins straight As
the fuck

>>151938976
i knew it wasnt gonna work out when their zoomer gm gave a whole cringe spiel about the pick and why they did it

>>151939016
Like, nothing
We're still drafting kids who went to college during Covid

>>151938832
THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THE THINGS I SAY ON TWITTER

>>151938929
Because billionaires hate being held accountable and being made to spend one more red hot fucking nickel than they absolutely have to the majority of the time. Any other answer is niggerbabble.

Anon updating you guys on me asking my crush out
I asked her for her phone number. She said only if as friends. She’s flattered but only dates black guys

Who are the bussy teams playing today?

>>151938933
It is a very pretty state yes. It's also incredibly sparsely populated and most of the population sucks ass. If I had a billion dollars and wanted to be left the fuck alone I'd live there.

>>151938958
Correct. Because they're a retirement home, not a football team. A retirement home makes you pay for your food to live there and will happily put you on your ass out on the street if you or your family or your insurance stop paying.

>>151939086
shut the fuck up and look if up

>>151939086
>He doesnt go into Thursday and Monday night games blind
Really fucking up here, kiwi

>>151938993
Literally just pay to have that shit delivered or go get it yourself you goddamn retard. No fucking duh living in remote areas requires having a lot of money to stay supplied. You can have a tank installed and have a fucking semi truck you out 10,000 goddamn gallons of water a day if you can afford it.

>>151939086
Broncos and Raiders again

>>151939086
If you don't already know it's safe to assume it's a semen slurper that no one cares about

Vikings letting Darnold walk will go down as the biggest moment of coaching and front office hubris this century

>>151939016
>>151939039
you think there would be bidding war for Mendoza?

So what teams are playing today?

I'm happy that tonight will at least be one half of a show, it's not going to end 0-3 the Patriots should be able to slaughter the Jets on both sides of the ball

>>151939149
It's going to end 3-0

>>151939140
I don't really know why there would be

Patriots vs Jets has to be the biggest trap game ever. The Patriots are so obviously supposed to win and everyone is betting on them, so the NFL will have them lose narrowly to make it seem less suspicious and people will write it off as a "division game". I only wonder how the fuck they're going to somehow make Fields or Taylor good enough to dunk on the Patriots' D.

>>151939146
The Pew Dork, You Jests versus The Poo Dinglin' Tatertots

>>151939158
I'm pretty sure it's the most favored game this season, more than Raiders Chiefs

are jets fans jewish like mets fans?

Just found out who's playing it's Jets @ Patriots everyone

us White People will be supporting the pats tonight

The podcasts I listen to just dropped time to load up some opinions

So who's winning the bussy game today the New Jersey Jets or the Massachusetts Patriots?

>>151939170
Did football ever get acknowledged much on Seinfeld? I remember there was an episode about superbowl tickets but I don't think they ever mentioned the Jets/Giants

>>151939133
It's Jest and Pootriots so it's going to be a one sided affair and basically a televised gangrape. I'll be watching it on streameast because espn are brazillian.

>>151935670
For me, 2018 Patriots. Especially in the last decade, they're the team that least belonged in the owl. That team had no business being there. Their defense was nothing special. Their offense was nothing special. They lost to a bunch of bums in the regular season. The team was kept together with duct tape. They converted RBs to WRs and even had to use Cordarrelle Patterson as a WR. Brady had Dorsett, Edelman, Hogan, and Patterson as his WR corps. James White had to take on a significant number of targets for the year to really dink and dunk their way to a win. They genuinely shouldn't have beaten the Rams on paper.

>>151939190
Massholes by a mile, they're going to snap the guinea dago's cock off in one smooth motion.

>>151939232
Who's the Italian playing for the mettie jetties?

>>151939158
Pats are coming off of a big win and they're due for a loss.
if anything they'll look off

>>151939171
We have google, nfl.com, and ESPN

>>151938782
My Blessed King Herbo!

>>151939296
I don't trust those sources. board.4chan.org is the only site I trust

>>151939256
Most of their fans are wops. I know you're a moari rape baby but nobody is literally getting their cocks snapped off as much as you'd like to see it.
>>151939270
Jest are ridiculously fucking bad. Unless Drake Maye literally dies on the field the pootriots are taking the dub.

>>151938830
;_;

>>151939256
have you ever been to new jersey? it's grease central

>>151939339
Yea in 2016 but only for the game. It was a swamp shithole. Spent the rest of my time in New York

>>151937839
I like how Bronco backers keep saying Adam Rank is based and how he's always right when he isn't even top 5 in those 10 analysts. His accuracy this year is 62.2%, which puts him in the bottom half of that group of analysts.

>>151939356
i went to a conference event in manhattan on the west side. i'm standing on a rooftop lounge and i ask a guy, "is that a landfill over there across water?" i worked in remediation. he laughs and says in his accent "that's fukken jersey"

>>151938968
New York Bussys vs the New England Bussys

>>151939386
He should've just said yes. Jersey is a shithole, and no, the little bit of wilderness it has doesn't make up for everywhere everyone actually lives being a landfill epa superfund site packed with mystery meat floor to ceiling.

My berds gonna get booty blasted by the niners Sunday

why are chiefs fans hyped to get Khalen Saunders if he was any good the Jaguars wouldnt release him??

>>151939196
Jerry is one of those old school boring Jews who love boresball, so anything slightly faster paced gives him the ick.

>>151939386
Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek like everywhere I'm sure it has some good parts but yea taking the train to Metlife and back all I could see was swamp and run down buildings. New York had some rough areas too especially The Bronx but I enjoyed myself there

>>151939418
Queefs fans are bandwagoning spics for the most part and hype up any time patty cuckatini takes a shit. Best to ignore them and pray their mulatto zoomer haired leader gets double theismanned like the rest of us.

>>151939364
he chooses cheeky upsets unlike the rest of those boring faggots

>>151939424
the bonx.

>>151939149
the score will be 2-2

>>151938929
There's literally a correlation here between how shit a team is and how well rated the players like them. It's not absolute, but it's a trend. Maybe being too comfortable leads to complacency and leads to shitty teams. Most of the dogshit franchises who never win anything are all rated near the top.

>>151936767
The NFL really is trying to become 100% black. Like how the MLS refuses to play non brown midgets even though no one south of the border and north of brazil has ever been good. I'm getting radicalized someone help!!

>>151939196
>he watched uncfeld

Hearing strong rumblings that Mac Jones to the Steelers seems plausible

>>151939314
you will never be white sanchez

>>151939601
the team that pays or trades for mac jones is going to have their gm fired

>>151939418
This is why

>>151939578
there were two white guys in the draft top 5

most of you don't know ball

>>151939601
You're assuming the 49ers would want to trade Mac Jones. They've got him under a cheap contract in 2026 why would they give up a high quality backup? Steelers would need to offer a 1st round pick after what he's put on tape this season

>>151939639
I don't know ball so anyone in the /sp/ pickem that's lower than me doesnt know ball either

>>151939601
Anyone who is dumb enough to give Mac Jones a contract deserves the next whatever years of pain they sign him for. He is firmly backup tier. He literally cannot win you games that the rest of the team doesn't already win for him, he just won't lose a game either. His entire career should tell anyone actually examining him that he's shit, has no arm, and never wins anything unless his defense takes over a game.

In his 57 starts, he's probably been responsible for actually being the primary reason a game was won like 2 or 3 times.

I am ball

>>151939601
People do also seem to think its Will Howard though. Just recently got off IR.

>>151935493 (OP)
Relative to how many starting opportunities he continues to get, I legit think Fields is the worst NFL QB I’ve ever seen

>>151939601
Dude, it's all Shanahan. You could give the 49ers Bo Nix under him, and suddenly they're contenders.

>>151937638
100 trillion hours in MSPaint

>>151939621
>>151939670
He's better and younger than Kirk Cousins and that nigger who gave him 100 million guaranteed still has a job. He's worth a swing after the progress he's shown this season. The only question is would the 49ers actually want to trade him given he's on a cheap deal and Purdy has durability concerns

Is this the most sour grapes general on /sp/

>>151939742
Cardinals, Dolphins, Jets, probably Falcons, maybe Panthers, could all use him.

>>151939601
Steelers should have gotten Sam Darnold desu and maybe even played Jameis like a real gangster would

>>151939723
AI tools been real silent since this dropped

>>151939742
He hasn't shown progress. He looks identical to his 2021 season with the Patriots. In other words, a really good team is hiding all of his blemishes and he looks "good" when he's always playing ahead. The second Mac falls behind in a game, he becomes fucking dogshit and you can't lean on him to do anything. He's not going to take over a game and put the team on his back. In 2021, the Patriots D made him look good. In 2025, it's the 49ers offense making him look good. He's still the exact same guy.

I agree the 49ers have 0 reason to get rid of him, though.

>>151939787
>39
>looking for a “boyfriend”
Kek start looking for a funeral home, hun

>>151939779
Panthers is the only one that seems like a legitimate destination. Jets will go draft route, Dolphins are in rebuild, Cardinals are in the division so 49ers would never give him to them and Falcons are only in year 2 of Penix. Bryce Young it's becoming more obvious is holding a pretty decent Panthers team back 3 years in

>>151939787
why does her microphone say bussy on it

>a really good team
You don't even watch ball

>>151939776
I don't think so

>>151937715
Bonix.

>>151939827
If the 49ers had a competent QB and weren't constantly playing injured, they would be 9-1 right now. Yes, they are a really good team that just lack a QB. They're 6-4 playing with backups in the hardest division in the NFL you fucking moron.

how much nix could a bo nix bo if a bo nix could bo nix?

>>151939802
I disagree. Mac has been immensely impressive in ways he never showed in New England. I saw his rookie season it wasn't that great. Year 2 and 3 he got progressively worse. This year he has been a steady force regardless of the constant flux on injuries around him. That's not easy to do I don't care how highly you rate Kyle Shanahan

>>151939821
Maybe, but David Tepper is part of the king retard club along with Woody Johnson and whoever that cunt is over at the Titans ruining things.

worst general on the board btw

I don't know what a cover 2 defense is

>>151939776
>sour grapes
that would be copalib
imagine you have one thing to be proud of as a brown thirdie and all your soccer players get cucked from you by hated europeans
and you have to pretend they're suddenly frauds once they cuck you and your proud nation state

>>151939911
go back
whatever country you came from
whatever website you came from
you aren’t welcome here

>>151939928
boomers call it an athletic supporter

>>151939901
Tepper seems to have learned from his mistakes. Canales and Dan Morgan are a very good HC+GM combo. You should watch the Panthers. Behind the draft 2025 they seem really synchronized with the way they're moving now compared to when Tepper was just throwing money around trying to build a flashy roster and coaching staff that had no chemistry

>>151939911
t. lost the last 33 stan lees cups to america

>>151939928
neither do a majority of the qbs in the nfl

>>151939911
that’s what makes it the best general

free safety? ill take it! haha

>>151939884
Shanahan has now made 3 complete backup tier QBs look like stars and you think Mac just magically "got better" now that he's on the 49ers? Come the fuck on. Shanahan has now dragged TWO completely irrelevant backup QBs who aren't even good enough to start anywhere else in the NFL to the Super Bowl now. Mac is just his most recent dogshit QB he has elevated to looking decent with all of the talent around him. The trend here is Shanahan and the 49ers, not Mac Jones who has sucked his entire career.

>>151939911
it will be much worse Sunday night into Monday when either loins or iggle fags use it as their personal toilet

>>151939928
you cover 2 guys and let the rest of them run their routes unimpeded

>>151939970
take your horribly inaccurate walls of text to reddit or jeeter

since when did detroit become a predominantly white city? am i missing something?

Just heard St. Haha apologized for "offending" anyone with his Trump dance after scoring. Are the Loins OK? Do they need a hanky and a couch to lie down on? TOM BRADY WOULD NEVER. Not getting to the Superb Owl in our lifetimes confirmed by feminine displays of weakness.

>>151939970
We've never seen Purdy on another team unlike Garoppolo so you have no idea if Purdy is backup tier or legitimately great outside of Shanahan's system. If anyone could work he wouldn't have failed year 1 with Hoyer and Trey Lance wouldn't have been such a colossal failure. I'm not saying Mac will 100% succeed wherever he goes if the 49ers trade him but given QBs like Darnold and Daniel Jones have had career resurgences in their late 20s will absolutely convince some GMs Mac Jones can work on their team

did you hear about the new jewish football league? the game ends after the coin toss

>>151940032
Reminder Shanahan still has a losing record without Jimmy G

I hear dem Lions roaring and screaming. Everyones kneecaps are on notice for sure.

>>151940048
>did you hear about the new jewish football league?
Yeah I've heard about the NFL

>>151939928
It’s a racist dogwhistle preventing certain QBs from achieving Black Excellence

>>151940048
>coin toss? why toss a good coin away?

>>151939867
>and weren't constantly playing injured
Zero self awareness. You are fucking retarded.

>>151940048
EXCUSE ME?

My shitders somehow managed to bootyblast one of tonight’s teams

I think we can agree today we are all mettie jetties fans

>>151940195
Nope
I've never seen Vrabel do a gay ass dance on the sidelines so he's cool with me

>>151940238
And there it is

Where will Hendrickson go after this season when he hits free agency

>>151940238
t.seething white boy who can't dance

>>151940251
lel
I just can't with that

>>151939949
Tepper got a sit down with Goodell who explained to him the humiliation will continue until tepper shuts the fuck up

>>151940271
They do be seething

>>151940259
Whoever has the biggest war chest. Jets would be a good fit they've got projected 99 mil cap space in 2026 after trading away Sauce and Quinen Williams plus they fit his personality

>>151939633
And after?
Jeanty was picked in the first round while Skattebo was picked in the 4th even though he broke ASU's rushing record and got 2nd most rushing yards (behind Jeanty) and came 5th in the heisman voting. There were 6 RB picked before him not including Jeanty.
>inb4 broken ankle cope

>>151940351
Raiders oline is shit because Pete hired his son

>>151940351
I'm not going to argue that Jeanty was a good pick for the Raiders if that's what you want.

>>151936767
The problem is the Titans. But also I think Ward looks better on film and has a higher ceiling.

>>151940351
>Skattememe
lol you can't be serious

>>151935528
Cowsois, Jerry is too stubborn to ever let him walk and he's probably too marketable for his heirs to tell him to fuck off.

>>151940362
>>151940366
>>151940421
Cope and seethe

>>151935528
>SOON

>>151940195
Yes but purely because my clots deserve the 1 seed

What will become of KWABodgers if he continues shitting the bed and loses to the Bengals again?

>>151940470
That's fucking gore, isn't this against the rules?

>>151940468
It's a better deal to go to free agency than waste a high pick on someone with heavy mileage, they should've traded that 1st for more picks

>>151938188
Manlet genetics aren't really an issue in the rice-ball d8ing pool.

>>151940470
He would unironically win the Superbowl his first season there

jets bros, we might soon be free

>>151940564
Come on... it's not like the girls were 8. So what if the soon to be namesake of the Commie's stadium blew 'Bubba', what's the big deal! I love how all these fucking idiots are trying to spin this.

Turdsday Night Football. Gameplan: skip the first quarter, check score at second quarter. If it's within a score or, God willing, the JEST are winning, then I will turn on the game.

>>151940564
>I'm not tall enough

kek, manlets stay losing

>>151940618
I'll "watch" the whole thing on one monitor and play vidya on the other monitor

>>151940564
>woody emailing like a retarded child

Don't mind me, just making mexicans seethe.

>>151940633
I'll shitpost the entire game without watching it

Asked that girl out in class today like I said I would late last night if anyone up late from then is here in the thread

>>151940564
>She was 17.999999 years old you sick fuck

>>151940618
>chicanos seething about the Wions (the W stands for White)

>>151940661
Nice work

>>151940661
how far is the restraining order for?

>>151940667
Lions (L stands for LOSS) aren't playing tonight you dumb monkey.

Kek so true

>>151940665
They're lowering it to 8.99999999999 years old now, I shit you not. There's something in those files that they're shook about, and it's not that Drake Maye is the MVP and the Patriots have a clear path to the Owl.

>>151940693
>we wuz superbowl champions n shieet

>>151940681
>>151940670
She said she doesn’t give out her number or info. I asked for socials she said she doesn’t have any which was true cuz I checked after. Asked her at the end if it’s a no, she said it was and apologized, I said ok and bye. Kinda disappointed I liked her

>>151940693
your family was still in mexico when those wins happened sanchez

>>151940719
at least you tried big dog

>>151940719
At least you know

>>151940684
oh right kek
It's the NE Patriots
the NE stands for Northern European (the only true europeans, did you know that roman emperors were nords?)

>>151940719
That's okay, on to the next one

>>151940734
>>151940738
>>151940744
Yea for sure. Was hoping for otherwise but not the end kek

>>151940238
>He doesn't shuck and jive when his team goes straight into the toilet

>>151940774
53 years old btw

Sometimes you just gotta dance

>>151940795
*53 years young

>>151940807
When will the NFL lower the age limit for the players to join NFL rosters?

>>151940870
>That Jewish star

Kangz status?

>>151940907
It’s honestly wild to me how boomers are ok with this Faggotry

>>151940907
is this going to help or hurt Caleb on sunday?

>>151940899
Stop noticing. Also, will the Patriots get a blue angels flyby tonight for the game in honor of Veteran's day or was that all for last week?

>>151940907
I know JJ is in a relationship but do you think Nine would?

>>151940920
What about it isn't okay?

>>151940636
That's not Woody emailing, it's a random rich dude that donated money (possibly illegally) to Trump's campaign and in return his wife got chosen for ambassador to Malta.

>>151940907
delete this before pedoknees gets all quirked up downstairs if you know what i mean

>>151940939
>Jamie, pull that bish up

>>151940920
There is literally nothing wrong with it though

>>151940952
>possibly

>>151940684
Don’t reply to der chikaner

>>151940907
Louie... YES

>>151940177
Took you from number 1 to number 6

>>151940971
>>151940945
Fag or jew which one?

>Stafford ranked number 1
Based Rammies got them seething

>>151940953
So you stopped with the pedo accusations and now I am a zesty fuck? Drake Maye winning the MVP already has absolutely mindbroke you.

I’m looking forward to the game tonight bros. Game threads on /sp/ are always extremely comfy.

>>151941035
You’re brown

>>151941035
Would be a shame if he got injured in December again

>>151941050
unfathomably based, redpilled, and heterosexual