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>Previous Thread:
>>96169573

>Thread Question:
What are your armies and what are your fetishes?

Man the ban on the UK will hopefully make these threads better

>TQ lmao

Blood Angels
Space Wolves
Necrons

not going there anon...

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
SoB
self explanatory

>>96173454 (OP)
Space Marines
Interracial, vanilla, elves, tomboys, bleaching.

sry for blogposting but for anyone interested im 3/5 of the way thru this box! does anyone know a good red to go on the capes? i want them to look more dark and faded rather than vibrant ...

>tq
ultramarines and sob

>>96173494
Mephiston red.

>>96173454 (OP)
I like orks :D

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
CWE and chicks with bald/shaved heads.

>>96173494
Prime it black then coat it in Blood Angels red contrast then use a edge highlight or dry brush of Averland sunset

>>96173454 (OP)
>What are your armies and what are your fetishes?
Necrons
Mind control, body modification, robotization...

I swear it's not related.

What was the name of the game /tg/ memed into existence? Where you play as a space marine chapter and have to defend a sector

This >>96173494 is a tranny faggot. Posted his dick in a previous thread and everything.

>>96173557
Chapter master?

>>96173558
Was it cute at least

>>96173562
Thank you!

my girlfriend is limiting my computer time, I need to go to bed in 5 minutes bros
goodnight

>>96173567
Unfortunately yes.

Kinda wanna make space wolf army, but mixed in with some sbgl stuff. Idk.

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Imperial guard and tomboys and female abs and women with short hair.

>>96173465
I think we established a long time ago that this general has a large Canadian population.

>>96173567
See for yourself.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96165907/#96167013

>>96173529
>CWE
So faggot with no models

>>96173591
Would.

>>96173584
If you're thinking about it then you're already a Space Wolf, welcome home.

>>96173572
Sweet dreams pussywhipped anon.

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Space marines
Impregnation, midriff, pony tail, tomboys

>>96173558
falseflagged by the decalmutant

>>96173572
Shes doing what you as a man should already be doing, do better.

>>96173609
What is your beef with me you punk?

>>96173529
>chicks with bald/shaved heads
sounds like you need a gsc army anon

The other cheek

>>96173470
How does SoB lead to loli ryona, guro and snuff?

What did James mean by this?

>>96173621
don't bother, he's hopeless

>>96173630
Wouldn't know I enjoyed the latter long before I ever enjoyed the former.

>>96173637
It's a common symbol in asia meaning peace. Ironic right

>>96173651
Isn't the asian swastika reversed compared to the german one though?

>>96173648
>>96173470
my nigga

>>96173648
Well, can't say you don't know what you're about, I suppose

>>96173656
There are many variations

>>96173637
They did nazi the implications.

>>96173494
>>96173558
OMG is that you kayla or just another tranny who looks exactly like you??

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Space wolves
Gay furry knotfucking

We frigpostan, we frenspostan

>>96173381
I got you fren, get fridged

>>96173670
This is not a legitimate SW member

Reposting
How big is the most recent Farsight exactly compared to XV8 and XV85? It's kinda hard to tell from the photos due to his huge tactical rock. Thinking of kitbashing a battlesuit.

>>96173679
They're all like that

>>96173691
I play SW and do not engage in this degenerate behavior

>>96173679
Very true brother, otherwise it would be gay furry FERAL knotfucking!

>>96173694
you're far worse decalfaggot

>>96173700
I literally post new models all the time and you target me for something that happened 6+ months ago, bugger off

>>96173706
You are so hopeless lmao

>>96173706
your fuckugly new models are the problem

>>96173694
What about the time you accidentally posted gay furry porn

>>96173711
>>96173712
Wow, what is with the hostility honestly? We may differ on social policy but we all love Warhammer.

>>96173714
This never happened and is some kind of thread schizo lore that I do not understand.

>>96173630
>loli
Did we play the same game?
Those cultists that you're killing are full-grown moe blobs.

this last hero model is annoyingly intricate. the gatling gun thing is ridiculous :(

i would not call this box beginner friendly

>>96173689

>>96173714
Lmao I forgot about that

>>96173731
Yea ok and proof?

Anyone have more art of the old style hellguns with the wires in the grip?

>>96173725
You got it anon, just go slow it's not a race

>>96173735
>just post furry porn so I can report you lol
0/10 bait

>>96173591
Based this thread needs more cute trannies and less fat racist jews.

>>96173747
You're already dead

>>96173637
It's a dog whistle.

>>96173747
I unironically want to fuck tranny anon.

>>96173753
So I don't have to worry about dying?

>>96173756
Was just grabbed from only fans by decalmutt to denigrate the new poster in the thread

>>96173759
Of course, your life never meant anything.

>>96173768
Weird how the said poster doesn't deny it.

>>96173776
Because he doesn't need to deny baseless accusations from a fat kike like you

What is he waiting for?

>>96173768
My schizo theory is that the ultras are also decalfag and they look like a beginners due to him getting all his models commissioned for him

>>96173788
Hes us. Hes /40kg/. Hes waiting for decalfag to leave

>>96173788
Dark Eldar Refresh

>>96173789
your theory is wrong then you little chimp

>>96173781
I'm more inclined to believe that it's actually you who is the decalfag, and that you are just trying to portray people who rightfully hate your shit as schizos.

>>96173789
would explain why they are the only nuposter getting "attacked"

>>96173796
Dude I am in the thread and will tell u when its me

>>96173776
I wouldn't deny having a cute peen like that either.

>>96173788
waiting for orange and tealchad to return

>>96173810
Just admit that you're back already

>>96173815
>everyone I don't like is the same person

>>96173815
Yes yes decalnigger we know you can't stand the fact that people want somebody back and you gone

>>96173815
>with how hated I am CLEARLY nobody could possibly like somebody else

>>96173822
>>96173826
Total schizophrenia

What the fuck is a terminator going to do with a shield

>>96173830
Yes (you) insisting anybody wanting a well liked modelposter to return must be that modelposter is pretty schizophrenic

>>96173822
>>96173826
>>96173828
Wow the crazies are rabid tonight!

>>96173831
Block stuff so that he doesn't have to deal with the inconvenience of fixing marred paint on his armor. Plus you can write rude messages on the shields.

>>96173837
This has to be one of the most common jokes on 4chan and you flip the fuck out with samefagging every time someone makes it.

>>96173839
yes we're seeing you melt down thread after thread and going "yes you're right I will reflect on this and improve myself" and then go right back to flipping out at everybody making fun of you
the collagefag is being way too lenient with you considering how inept you're proving yourself to be again and again

>>96173843
>It has to be samefagging calling me out
>No I'm not a schizo why do you ask?

Shut it down!

>>96173831
Look cool.

>>96173592
Got the old eldar combat patrol as my first foray into the hobby, currently only sub-assembled. Will prime them soon. On the fence about what paint scheme to choose. Maybe you can show me YOUR models for some inspiration, anon?

That's it I've been on my best behavior I'm getting the mods to ban you if you don't let me on the collage

The Noise Marine kit was real fun to put together, and painting it has become less intimidating the more I do it. It doesn’t feel anymore crazy than BGV’s despite the reputation of Chaos Space Marines. Hopefully the process speeds up the longer I got at it.

>>96173858
never submit to model demands when they don't post theirs first, they're just going to shitpost and pretend you're not actually an owner still

>>96173859
lol this is not me XD

>>96173851
Yes, that many people wouldn't be this new. Lurk more.

>>96173865
Surely /40kg/ isn't full of disingenuous faggots like that, I'm sure he'll come through and show us what he's working on.

>>96173859
Lol
Lmao even
How do you plan on doing that? The feedback page doesn't allow you to send mod feedback anymore. We don't have direct communications with the jannies and I don't think we should either

>>96173858
Ignore the sperg, it doesn't know how to interact with humans

>>96173723
Flat, short, extremely neotenic... maybe they're adult in the sense that Tiki FireEmblem is 5,000 years old, but the, ahem, erotic violence that is the game's selling point is definitely aimed at titillating the lolicon audience.

>>96173861
Nice. Chaos kits can be intimidating at first with how much more trim and detail they have compared to regular marines, but they're also opportunities for creative choices.

>>96173876
trying too hard

>>96173881
I'll go to the IRC and tell them you're being racist

>>96173896
I agree (you) are.

>>96173876
>this joke about a type of posting that has only started up post-pandemic is totally oldfag material amirite fellow oldfags???
(you) do not belong and never will

>>96173900
Dude you're not talking to me you goof

>>96173900
meaning you'd have to be newer than post pandemic to not understand the joke you braindesd fucking retard.

>>96173889
Lolicons want to fuck lolis, not violently dismember them. The game is guro/ryona.

>>96173903
>n-no YOU'RE new
been here since 2006, you do not belong and never will

>>96173591
were you a trip on /tttt/ muhreens tranon?

>>96173909
>been here since 2006 thats why i get mad at jokes posted multiple times an hour in more active generals
uh huh

>>96173876
Why would they have to be new to call you a faggot. Wouldn't the people here the longest be the most likely to call you a faggot.

>>96173909
Idk how long the other anon has been here but I been on the chans for 11+ years so I am no scrub.

>>96173910
i was years ago....im not kayla tho

>>96173915
nobody even on schizo-centric generals like /xivg/ on /vg/ make your braindead "jokes" newfag

>>96173920
Kill yourself falseflagger

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96173922
>(thread personality) leaves the thread
>boy I sure miss (thread personality)
>yeah right okay (thread personality)
/xivg/ make this exact interaction multiple times every thread you scrambling tardie.

>>96173933
Nope, they just seethe over hrothgirls making all other femraces obsolete these days

>2k IG, 5k SoB, 1.5k inquisition (now referred to as "imperial agents"), and 1.5k eldar
>high heels, stockings, tights, gloves, costumes, and shibari

>>96173926
Dark eldar more like fart smelldar lmaooo

>>96173906
now now lets not forget the incest

>>96173945
You don't have any of those things.

I don't get to play much due to issues getting to town, but there is a tournament that I am thinking to bring my 4 Knights over.

Is there only the screenshots of the new Codex? Do I just use the printed for the tourny I went to last year?

>>96173799
It really is the most likely theory

>>96173952
There's actually some truth to this shitpost this time. I actually did lend my eldar stuff to a friend and then I moved cities, so I am unlikely to get it back. So I actually do not own any eldar, from a certain point of view.

But it's ok, because he played it and continues to play it a lot more than I ever would, and models having a nice home is better than them sitting on my shelf. So I told him not to worry about it.

>>96173977
Oh will you shaddup!

>>96173454 (OP)
>orks
>hyper
i think i just like big things.

BT codex leak got me hyped, can't wait to preorder the new combat patrol tomorrow. First squad of chud marines is coming along.

>>96173454 (OP)
>Traitor Guard
>Hyper/Giantess

>>96173799
how many newfags do we even have here I only see the usual people posting models

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
SoB
LoV
Tau
Nids
FemDom
Catsuits
Yuri

okay last update for tonite ! finally finished this box !! it wasnt so bad except the last model being a pain. are they safe to prime right now or should i wait until tomorrow ? still learning how to take proper model pics sry

I was thinking about starting space wolves, but I just realized I dont care for this faction at all on any fundamental level. Maybe they'll redo ironhands or white scars in 12th edition

Alright got the three base colors on the plague marines. Idk if I should wash them with agrax and then rehighlight or not. They’ll be far more green if I do but I kind of like this almost yellow sickly green tinge.

>>96174031
Fuck off

>>96174037
what

>>96174005
two new friends post marines and one posts sisters

>>96174031
>Maybe they'll redo ironhands or white scars in 12th edition
no chance

>>96174043
I mean whats left for blood angels? Space wolves? Dark angels could probably get some new battle line units, and a generic HQ. Then whats next?

>>96174050
the generic chapters will never get bespoke models

>>96173454 (OP)
>tq
Space marines
Large insertion, futa mini gtsxfemale, oviposition, heavy bondage, sensory deprivation, pet play

>>96174056
Kill yourself nigger

>>96174026
The glue will be plenty dry after an hour, and that's being extra safe, realistically it can be half of that. Keep in mind that stuff like adverse temperature and high humidity effects primers, so it's best to due it outside during a time of day when it's less humid if that's part of your climate. Whatever you do, it's best to let them sit where you have primed them for 10 minutes or so. A sudden change in temp/humidity while the primer is still fresh, for example bringing them in from a swampy Florida evening straight into cold indoors while the paint is still visibly wet, will have some unwanted effects. Also if you are new to it, spray 1 model at a time to get a feel for how much primer you need to lay on. It can be easy to spray too much on and flood a model until you've done a few. Primer dries fairly fast, 30 minutes or so should be more than enough time.

>>96174026
Can't hurt to give it a day to be sure everything is dried. It helps to zoom in and hold the phone further back.

Also as a courtesy, if you want to post something other than models in the future, please do it somewhere like /soc/ not here.

>>96174026
You could prime them tn provided it isn't too hot or humid where you live.

>>96174054
This changes when Russ comes back with piss marinating his decapitated head

>>96174058
Wat

Its weird how warhammer attracts people who like ai slop

>>96174054
?

>>96174074
Every hobby attracts people who like slop.

>>96174075
Characters are not the same as units but (you) tried

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Agents/Grey Knights
>handholding
>childhood friend
>tomboy
>vanilla
>impregnation
>leglock

>>96174074
>>96174083
They're called Indians and they aren't people

Goodnight peeps

>>96174061
>>96174062
>>96174065
tnx guys ! ill prime them (blue) in a bit and let them sit overnight. i need to buy some brushes and red paint tmmr anyway

>>96173910
I was too. I think I recognize you. You obviously aren't Kayla lmao that bitch is crazy. I think you are someone who was nice to me all the way back in 2015. Welcome to the hobby please bully the nazis into suicide its bazzzzeddd

>>96173920
>>96174113
meant for

>>96174100
Night lad

>>96174113
>>96174116
>>96174113
np anon ty for the warm welcome ! the threads have been nice and encouraging so far. thanks to the tips i picked up here i only have one model left to assemble, but im lowk kinda scared to put it together since its so big. pic rel

>>96174104
Give your can a warm water bath. It'll help when you're spraying larger models or large amounts of models at once

>>96174131
Nah just send it you'll be good. Watch for gaps and don't hesitate to do multiple rounds of gluing and scraping to get it smooth

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
CWE
Latex, sensual sex, scratching, breeding

>>96174161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fxrWvN5kno

So did the primaris successors inherit the black skin and red eyes mutation of the original Salamanders or is that something that happens only on Nocture due to the radiation?

>>96174273
the latter is the reason for the black skin for both firstborn and primaris

>>96174273
Will probably happen to them but only when they end up in high radiation environments to set off the organ.

>>96174279
Wonder what will happen if it turns out one of the chapters doesn't get black.

>>96173966
There is no codex, and the index has been changed following the chaos knights changes. Best thing is to download the 40k app, you can make 1 army list for free and the indexes are free to read/use

>>96174273
Yes to both questions.
Ambient radiation on Nocturne triggers the marine organ that darkens their skin. Normally once the marine is removed from a high radiation environment, his skin returns to normal. Sallies have a mutation in that organ that makes it so once triggerred, their skin can't turn back to normal.
So primaris successors still have that mutation, but as long as they are not exposed to high levels of radiation they don't turn black. Primaris sallies do turn black because they live on Nocturne and *are* exposed to it.

I need inspiration of a plain tyranid color scheme that looks good. Like sharks or something pastel.

>>96173719
>posts rushed, poorly painted models just to troll
>never posts pictures of an actual game he is playing
I don't think you do. Post one picture of a game in progress and I'll believe that you enjoy 40k. Also the photo has to include your opponent in it so that I know you haven't just placed some models on a table.

>>96174341
so demanding on an anonymous website

>>96174341
Look, this is a little ridiculous. He hasn't been trolling for a while and a thread without trolling is a good thread. The post above about "bullying nahtzees" has me looking through side eyes at this whole situation now.

Why did GW cuck the Rainbow Warriors out of not only being a first founding chapter, but also their sick rogue trader color scheme?

>>96174391
It's just because they're not beakies anymore. The scheme just looks bad on newer armor models.

>>96174289
>u-uh just a normal geneseed mutation! Don't worry about it
> - Belisarius Cawl probably

Can I use normal ass PVA glue to temporarily glue together parts of a model so I can prime it al together

>>96174170
???

>>96174410
No. Use poster tack if you want to do that

>>96174410
Nobody will stop you, but does that really sound like a good idea when you read it back to yourself? What will you do to dissolve the pva that won't affect the primer? Why isn't priming in parts viable?

Calling it right now. 40k will flop harder than Horus heresy.

>>96174432
AI post.

>>96174414
Know your place

>>96174410
Wad some tape up on a stick, slap the parts on the tape wads and prime them all in one go.

>>96174391
Pretty sure the entire chapter got purged by the Sisters of Battle too

>>96174341
How about you stop fucking replying to him and giving him the attention he craves? You dumb cunts really don't realize that you're the ones enabling all his shitposting? Like holy fuck it's not that hard

>>96174297
>marine skin is suppose to darken in response to radiation
>legion destroyers use radiological weapons
>they're described as sickly and pallid
If only the writers would read their own fluff...
>>96174273
Think Black Dragons are at least rumored to be Salamanders successors and have not seen any black skin on them. It's not unheard of for successor chapters to not inherit traits of their parent chapter.

>>96173926
I hope so. They definitely need it.

>>96174450
No they didn't no please no they didn't

>>96174460
They need to go where they belong

>>96174456
>It's not unheard of for successor chapters to not inherit traits of their parent chapter.
Also it is the Salamanders.
They are known for having the most unstable geneseed, meaning new mutations cropping up or losing of older ones is not surprising.

>>96174432
Calling it right now. Killa kans will have baggy pants and cool sneakers

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
admech
feet, armpits, tomboys, dark skin, tanlines, mesugaki

>>96174514
Based

>>96174504
I hope you get cancer and die along with all the other ritualposters

>>96174521
Nta but I think I know what he's hoping for

>Bill introduced by puritanical conservatives about to kill the internet for the bongers again
between this and the steam/itch stuff I'm starting to get mildly peeved
Goodbye, everyone. Not giving this hellsite my info if it's the last thing I do.

>>96174549
Just download a photo of someone's ID from google

>>96174549
oi oi oi anon what's all this about you floggin yer hog an you ain't got no royal wankin loicence? It's off to the tower of londonistan with you matey

>>96174549
>no more bongs on the internet
The world is healing...

>>96174521
I hope killa kans get baggy pants and cool sneakers

>>96174432
Isn't Horus Heresy 3.0. flopping really bad right now or if not there seems to be a lot of outrage right now.

>>96174549
Wouldn't a VPN solve this problem? So you can still post your Warhammers on /40kg/?

>>96174549
I wish this was introduced in canada instead because it appears that a lot of our shitposters are from there

>>96173678
Painted up some Warlocks for this month's collage; may as well /r/ them for the fridge too.

>>96174607
Can't post from a VPN without a pass, so Hiroshima gets you coming or going.

>>96174615
I got you fren, get fridged

>>96174601
They legendsed a buch of stuff and options, it's been shrimplified and the grogs are outraged

>>96174439
Cry about it, monkeigh

>>96174641

>>96174645
Faster

>>96174549
Welcome to vpn zone, bonglander. Take your place with russians

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Tau, Admech, Black Templar
Shotacon
None of that frou frou /ss/ shit either, I like BOYS

>>96174661
>BT player
>likes little boys
checks out

>>96174661
Yikes

So Repentia is one way trip for SoBs?

>>96174708
No. You can finish your repentance and be accepted back.

>>96174742
Okay next question, does preserving relics by abolishing laws of physics and restoring purity of tainted relics by chanting prayers enought for becomming Living Saint (of course along with valour on the battlefield)?

Arbites with dark green armour like west german police uniforms: hot or not

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Dark Eldar, Guard and Nids
gay, dom/sub, spanking, chastity

>>96174661
end thyself

>>96174061
>Primer dries fairly fast, 30 minutes or so
I didn't know that, I'm feeling like a dumbass now always waiting until next day. I though it was ready when it stopped smelling

>>96174791
primer does usually need a day to fully cure but if all you're gonna be doing is putting paint on it then yeah as soon as it's dry to the touch you're good to go

Bad advice. Primer can feel dry to the touch before it's fully dry all the way through. It's best to wait multiple hours.

>>96174763
They will look like dark angels.

>>96173454 (OP)
>tq
CSM, pubes, glasses and stockings

>>96174708
If sister survives repentia duty she goes back to normal ranks. If she runs or any other dereleiction of repentia duty she goes to mortifier. If she dies she dies.

>>96174549
Use that anger to remove the Middle Eastern, Indian/Paki and African invaders destroying your nation

>>96174807
Yes it is but I've painted over both acrylic and lacquer primers as soon as they were dry to the touch and never had any issues

>>96174889
Eastern European immigrants don't seem so bad anymore, eh mate

Found out my father has cancer of the pituitary gland, I'm 35 year old that has moved out due my job progress get fucked after graduating from ages 25 to 32 due to the job market climate and DEI first bullshit hiring policies. Help me find the motivation to paint to get my mind off this.

>>96174908
Also our housing market has been destroyed by endless jeets.

>>96174897
I honestly believe the UKers and the Europeans are going to have to violently remove them if they want to continue as a culture and ethnic groups

>>96174918
I'm almost sure it's only a matter of time before some radicals get into power and we'll have another Hitler situation except he'll be gassing sandniggers instead

>>96174913
Rip fellow canuckbro. Can't help you with motivation but I got some advice. Try and get in at the mines up north, 2 weeks in 2 weeks out. Lots of hours lots of money, and the housing market up north isn't nearly as fucked up, nor is the jeet problem. Having 2 weeks off to hobby, play vidya, and attempt to find a waifu is mint. Good luck.

Hi Guyz currently working on my Kroot, as of now I am cutting and cleaning the mold lines

Good Day habibis!

>>96174921
No too many gen Y and Zoomers know which chosen
tribe imported these invaders " as bioweapon. Jews will be dealt with as well.

>>96174928
Aussie sorry should have been clearer

>>96174943
>aussie
God help your soul, for we cannot

>>96174941
>>96174921
Sir's this is a /tg/ wargaming general. Take this to /pol/

>>96174959
my bad

>>96174810
thats fine tho

>>96174953
this is true, we're a resource extraction economy larping as a service economy. in a few years like 90% of jobs that arent mining or farming are DEAD

>>96174959
Cuck

>>96174974
I wasn't saying you're wrong, I'm just saying this isn't the place.

>>96174487
All I know is their homeworld Prism got [REDACTED] and the last Rainbow Warrior seen was getting blasted by Sister Sin.

How are you fellow britbongs coping with the new woinking liosense?

new hormagaunts are fucking massive wtf

>>96174982
carnac you live in canada though

>>96174982
I can't imagine it's going to be enforced properly so I'll just keep ignoring it like everything else.

>>96174918
That's a lot pf projecting comming from Epstein files

How many Chosen do CSM usually run? I wanna pick up some because they're very cool models, but I don't know if I 5 are enough or to go for the full 10-man squad.

>>96175007
With only a 3+ and no invulnerable they are pretty squishy for the points but their ability let's them charge on a turn they advanced or fell back on, so they are really good screeners for more important damage dealing units

>>96173637
Warhammer takes heavily from history

>>96175022
>>96175007
Meant to say you should take a 10 man or two five man's, keep them safe out of LoS waiting to charge stuff pushing up the board, or getting into melee and clearing chaff off of objectives. They will not survive well against your opponents shooting phase.

>>96173494
mephiston red has been pretty reliable for me

>>96175007
3 5 man squad usually.

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Orks, Dark Eldar, CSMs
Spanking, BDSM, Leashes

How do you brighten a red for highlighting the same colour red, without the color just ending up pink? I'm starting to think my only option is just buying a much brighter red

>>96175046
top or bottom

>>96175063
Add a bit of bright yellow.

>>96175063
add grey or cream

>>96173465
>the ban on the UK
U wot?

>>96175066
>>96175069
Thanks guys I'm realizing I need to look into basic colour theory a bit more. Hobbylet moment I suppose

>>96175065
top

>Ahriman featured in Wrath of Magnus & Fracture of Biel-Tan
>Khârn featured in Traitor's Hate
>Typhus featured in War Zone Charadon
In the spirit of fairness they need to publish a campaign featuring Lucius.

Imperial agents expansion is coming...
I can feel it...
>TQ
Oculophilia, a very big thing for eyes and touching them, licking them, eyes crying, fingering eyes and staring at them for long uncomfortable stretches of time. It's sad I can't find much content online of this though and I remember 2 years ago a tinder date ditched me for licking her eyes
Ryona, guro, latex, sadism, primal, a bit of masochism but depends on who, necrophilia as a poetic allegory, armpits
I play tau, sisters and agents
>>96174763
Personally I like my arbites cop blue. Seeing them in green would remind me too much of IG.
>>96174391
GW has been cucking rogue trader chapters left and right. See what's happening to the Crimson Fists
>>96174074
Games Workshop has been trying their hardest to get the most cattle brained conformative audience possible. If you haven't pre ordered that dorky space marine helmet along it's stand from the preview you're not their target audience

>>96175080
They are saving him for when the deldar get refreshed. Dark eldar vs slaneesh matchups

>>96175080
>being fair
>popular armies/characters that sell
Pick one, it's a toy company

>>96175089
>tinder date ditched me for licking her eyes
now that is something I haven't heard of before

>>96175089
The only thing imperial agents honestly really need after playing half a dozen games with a buddy on TTS using them is reliable anti tank. Just having the ability to bring some Lemans or rogals would make a huge difference. Imperial agents are crazy fun, pushing up a couple hundred models up someones ass is a blast

>>96175089
>Oculophilia, a very big thing for eyes and touching them, licking them, eyes crying, fingering eyes and staring at them for long uncomfortable stretches of time. It's sad I can't find much content online of this though and I remember 2 years ago a tinder date ditched me for licking her eyes
its not tile fucker territory but still, christ

>>96175089
>Search Oculophilia
What the fuck

>>96175089
>>96175092
>>96175093
>>96175095
Carnac you should samefag less.
>>96175105
You’ve never even interacted with a girl, let alone dated one.

>>96175113
Okay fag lmao

>>96175113
shut the fuck up schizo

>>96175115
Don't reply to the schizo

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
Dark Eldar, I like straight vanilla with the purpose of starting a loving family.

>>96175113

>>96175022
3w and armour of contempt or other rules like fellhammer -1 to wound makes them surprisingly beefy. They're no deathwing knights of course but I've had them survive plenty of stuff and they're super mobile so they will almost always manage to get stuck in. Other than possessed I don't think CSM have a harder hitting melee unit

>>96175124
>I like straight vanilla with the purpose of starting a loving family
What a pervert you are

>>96175129
I agree, definitely the best melee csm get. I might be biased because of my matches when it comes to their survivability. My main match up is my IG friend who plays krieg with 3 rogals, 2 basilisks and 2 manticores. My army has evolved around countering his bullshit lmao

Is a kroot only army viable and fun for casual play ??

>>96174521
carnac you are all the ritual posters, please take your own advice for once

>>96174661
Based

>>96175143
For casual play maybe, but the lack of viable anti armour is going to have you losing far more games then you'll have any chance in hell at winning

>>96175143
>>96175146
just make a hammerhead or two and convert them to look kroot-y. Have a kroot popping out the hatch, festoon with trophies, etc

>>96175138
Oh yeah I can totally see it, against armies that can bring a lot of D3 to bear it's not as noticeable, but against armies that rely mainly on D2 they get away with a lot of stuff. Inner circle companions have a similar profile (-1 to hit is very noticeable though) and I've had them tank 600+ points of shooting before.

>>96175153
>>96175146
I am open to add some T’au units, please give me tips for a 1000pts list with mostly kroots can’t find anything on the interwebs

>>96175022
How about running them with Abby for 4+ invuln and advance and charge for the big man himself?

>>96175156
2 hammerheads are only 290 points and should really be the core you build the army around if you want to atleast have a snowballs chance in hell. Soulfull Larry armies are fun but getting wrecked without a counter to vehicles will suck that fun up really fast
>>96175153
And like this anon said you could make them look kroot-ier to fit the armies vibe.

>>96175167
Fuckin phoneposting, Larpy* not Larry.

According to the "Dawn of Fire: The Silent King" novel, sleight of hand tricks are dangerous in the Imperium since they can be seen as witchcraft. It might end with the person practicing or displaying them being burned as a witch.

Juisfy this, Imperial fans

>>96174391
ultramarines already hogged the spot for the blue first founding chapter
so crimson fists and rainbow warriors had to fuck off

>>96175160
Already do, amazing combo when it works and doesn't get wiped by concentrated artillery. Fucking IG indirect spam players, love my bro but his army is rage inducing

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
DE, DG, and AdMech
Hand holding, eye contact, shy smiles, intelligent conversation, missionary position for the purposes of procreation, and this one dark academia goth chick who is beautiful but has a complex about it because all her friends were even more pretty and always tries to hide her assets but can't and for some reason adores me and said yes when I asked her to marry me.

>>96175179
>Inqusitors spend their time and resources burning 3-card monte players to death with meltas and flamers
B-B-BASED??!?

>>96175167
Ok then, I will buy to Hammerheads, and maybe some exo armor what should be the next Step?

Hey guys, hope you're having a great summer.
It's a week left until the deadline for the july collage so I'm gonna start gathering the submission now until midnight the 31st. Just reply to this post with your models. I will comb through the archive too but this is the best way to not be missed.
Here is the link to the vote for next month's theme. Sorry if I missed any of your suggestions.
https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2AzDqEgN
I will try to make this anchor post every thread until the deadline.

>>96175240
Submitting my berserks. Solid suggestions for next month's too - I voted terrain but they all sound fun.

>>96175214
Gonna have the battleline tax of 2 strike teams so that's another 150 points, 75 each. Could easily convert regular kroot boys to fit the bill with firewarrior bits

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
I only play orks. I am unironically sapiophile but physically I'm attracted to elf ears

>>96175179
>imperium is retarded and does pointless, self-harming, retarded shit
What else is new?

>>96175252
Nice, I like the beards

Lot of fellow Britbongs in the thread I assume. Make sure you're prepared with a VPN etc for 4chan getting blocked/blocking us because of the Online Safety Act coming into force

>>96175240
Got some Meganobz done too, but going to submit these lads for the month

>>96175266
Simple, but nice. I like em

>>96175266
Damn those look good nice one anon

>>96175265
Does it affect NI?

>>96175261
>sapiophile
So if a woman looks like an ogre, sounds like a chronic smoker and stinks like rotten fish you'd still hit it if her IQ was like 200? You are a stronger man than me, I could never.

>>96175266
Damn son, what's your recipe on the swords?

the last kommando left in my box.

i'm trying to make him look like a hypebeast with trendy and brand name clothes.
>addidas tracksuit
>supreme beanie
>gucci belt straps


What should I do for the shoes and the backpack? I was thinking a gucci backpack but the pattern is so small and distinct that I don't think it possible. not sure for the shoes, but converse chuck taylors see like an option.

the gun is meant to be flashy like a rapper's chain. would painting the single tooth gold come off as a grill or would it look odd? I'd like to hear any suggestions.

>>96175276
All of the UK + territories afaik

Made some guardsmen

>>96175290
Looks great. I love joke paintjobs.

Damn thread is cooking rn nice to see

>>96175290
All he's missing is picrel. Love the paint job anon

>>96175290
Gucci would be cool if u can pull it off. Make it stylised so you can do the chains bigger.

Maybe them stupid rick owens rubber red boots for the shoes

>>96175301
Kino. Is it all Krieg + AoS cities of sigmar guys?

>>96175293
Gay

>>96175240
i would like to submit these flamer termies

>>96175320
Like 90 percent with a few other bits i had. The main body and guns are all krieg and sigmar fusiliers tho

>>96175240
Posted my models for the fridge earlier, so hopefully just linking suffices.
>>96174615

>>96175290
That shit is fire fr no cap

>>96175271
>>96175273
thanks lads, been wanting to do metallic dark eldar for a while now
>>96175289
>what's your recipe on the swords?
leadbelcher base, layer of gehenna gold and then several coats of reikland fleshshade, then a little drybrushing with necron compound over the edges

>>96175301
looking good anon

>>96175334
They look great nice job

>>96175325
What colors do you use for the shoulderpads and the hair knots?

>Morning /40kg/
Frenzone
>afternoon /40kg/
Warzone

I finally got some round drybrushes and these are much easier to use than the flat ones GW sells.
Now I'm actually seeing the results that people show in videos, I feel like a goober.

>>96175388
Frenzone you say?

>>96175388
but where? There are many time zones.

>>96175240
Submitting meganobz

>>96175413
He’s posting from london ontario, which is sitting at 8:12

>>96175413
EDT for me, 8 AM

>>96175290
Hell yeah brother

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ

CSM
other people's wives and girlfriends

>>96175426
hey buddy, the bloodbowl general is two threads down

>>96175429
Kinda stalkerish, anon.

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
SoB
Vanilla lovey dovey

>>96175266
Wrong thread faggot

>>96175388
It does get a bit rougher during burger hours

>>96175502
>a bit
that's "a bit" of an understatement

>>96175493
Got a link to the correct thread, chummer?

>>96175493
what did he mean by this

>TQ
Genestealer Cults
Handholding

>>96175007
These guys are genuinely some of the best sculpts they've done lately. These guys with a chaos lord (another godlike sculpt) is pure kino.

>>96175532
If I had to guess it's a nomodels assuming that's dark elves whfb, and not DE 40k

>>96175550
That or one of the handful of mentally ill retards who lose their shit at any mention or image of Eldar on here.

>>96175462
I don't know what you're talking about

>>96175572
There's more than one? I just assumed it was the same guy. The one that has to respond to every single post even mentioning the Eldar to say they don't belong in 40k.

Do Blanks counteract the Tyranids' Shadow in the Warp?

>>96175588
Could be just one but I look at schizos the same way I look at mice - if you see one, chances are there are more.

>>96175240
what is the current theme?

>>96175597
decals

>>96175572
>>96175588
Eldar as a faction are fine. It's the eldarfags who can be a bit grating. Every eldar player I've met in real life looks like this

>>96175361
both were basecoated with barak-nur burgundy, then i gave the plume a wash with TTC purple wash and a drybrush with TTC sorcerer's cloak
the shoulders i gave a pinwash to and layered some highlights up to TTC sword-hilt burgundy but it's hard to see in the photo

>>96175603
shut the fuck up

>>96175603
Fucking kek imagine the fit decaldude would have if that was the monthly collage topic and he wasn't allowed on it

>>96175597
Elite squad

>>96175619
maybe i will submit my mandrakes then

Alright /tg/, help me decide: Do I pick up WE, EC, DG, or start Word Bearers? If I do WB, I'm probably gonna do possessed-heavy pactbound list.


I really wanna confess a sin, /tg/. I've been a contrarian that has refused to play Marines due to their popularity. I've been avoiding playing them, despite really wanting to do a durable, melee army with monsters and tanks(I've had this dream of having tanks decorated in gore and naked women).

>>96175622
Go for it

>>96175622
how many fucking drukhari players do we have

>>96175623
>I've had this dream of having tanks decorated in gore and naked women
Sounds to me like you should be playing Night Lords.

>>96175623
WB is the unofficial /40kg/ warband.
Rule lawyer anon posted a fun list for pactbound recently: >>>>96169294
Plus, CSM > cult legions

>>96175626
lots because they are the coolest of all factions

>>96175435
>>96175337
>>96175313
>>96175306
>>96175303
glad you guys like it. thanks for the feedback

>>96173454 (OP)
>tq

Army: CSM

fetishes: kissing, breeding, scratching and biting, big tits

>>96175623
Playing Word Bearers give you more stuff to play around with since the CSM range is gargantuan relative to the other Chaos armies. So if variety matters to you then that's a strong point in their favor.

>>96175623
theres at least 2 or 3 WB anons so you could join our ranks

>>96175592
Yea

>>96175613
Thanks. There's a nationwide drought of paints due to customs and I've been making a list of stuff to get from a friend in bulk.

>>96175657
are you maroonsbro

>>96175099
It's what I have been saying for a long time, IA should get some new vehicles and maybe a couple more ground troop options that aren't just repurposed squads from other factions or KTs, specially given how expensive KTs can get (even if im a recastfag I have seen the store prices and dear lord)
>>96175095
"I could get an infection" was the excuse, oh well, most woman seem to be ok with it though

>>96175623
word bearers for the flexibility and the fact that CSM are an actual army with more than 5 datsheets. you can also do cool freehand

The emperor should have made a blank primarch/legion. Some nice irish/scottish representation.

>>96175665
no I'm a different wbanon

>>96175639
Kinda weird how the posterboy CSM Black Legion is in distant 3rd or maybe even 4th place among 40kg

>>96175670
>>96175657
>>96175654
>>96175639
WB it is!

Thanks /tg/, I love you guys.

Buy Grey Knight Nemesis Dreadknights. Paint Grey Knight Nemesis Dreadknights. Play Grey Knight Nemesis Dreadknights. It's a very nicely painted army.

https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/cifmg4ve/grey-knights-showcase-a-classic-army-returns-to-welcome-the-new-codex/

>>96175676
Maybe one of the forgotten Primarchs was? Don't let your headcanon train be derailed

>>96175657
Based, haven't seen many oldheads here lately

>>96175687
Guy's definitely a banger painter but the huge robot pirouetting on one leg never looks good and so many people do it for some reason.

>>96175240
Won’t be submitting anything for this round but I’m glad we’ve got this going so far. Good luck and great work to everyone participating. Thank you collageanon for organizing.

>>96175695
>haven't seen many oldheads here lately
It really feels like O&T fag isn't the only one that left

>>96175676
The Emperor should have made a Papuan New Guinean Primarch. Some nice fuzzy wuzzy angels representation

>>96175592
In that they inflict a different flavor of overwhelming mental distress on any psykers in their vicinity, yea. Doesn't mean astropath calls can get out if you have a blank spooning them.

>>96175728
I've stopped seeing a lot of veteran model posters over the last couple of years. Basically only the purple marines anon, the IG guy with neat tanks and the BL anon still post new shit.

>>96175592
kinda, they fuck up their synaptic network
no synaptic network, no shadow

>>96175687
Buy an ad James

Got leather and metals done last night, just a couple small details and talons/claws to finish, then painting the bases. Heads have been attached by now too.

>>96175745
Even Sally’s stopped posting new stuff. He’s turning that fuckin stormsurge into a career. Blanon hasn’t posted in weeks either.

>>96175725
>pic
lol'd

>>96174341
You were trying to bait me to see if I was still awake but I went to bed, how dare you insult my beautiful models.

>>96175745
Umm I post new shit all the time

>>96173454 (OP)
>TQ
>Army
Chaos (Black Legion, Knights, WE, TS, DG, Daemons) and have a few Loyalist Ultramarines and Minotaurs
>Fetishes
Handholding, missionary, impregnation, pregnancy.

>>96175774
And who are you supposed to be?

>>96175745
Can you blame them? Up until the hack the place was so riddled with schizos and shitposters it was barely usable.

>>96175761
In my defense last minute wedding prep is a pain in the dick and I’ve been boiling alive working outside for the last several weeks.

>>96175780
The Decalchad

Why do breachers have to be so good for admech, I'm going insane painting all these studs and trim. Really love the kit but fuck me

>>96175761
Where did the 90s water cup white, blue and purple CSM guy go? He was posting for a while then disappeared.

>>96175626
>The old rundown edgy backwater forum of the Internet has a disproportionately large number of people that collect the old rundown edgy backwater faction of 40k
Imagine my surprise

>>96175742
What if you strapped enough blanks onto a cylinder that was like a giant telescope into space, passing the astropath message through it? You'd need enormous amounts of blanks, or machines to project their field further.

Is there a brand of electric hand dremels anyone can recommend for working on plastic minis?
I plan on working with some pla card.

>>96175815
Dremel brand dremels dremel pretty good

>>96175790
>up until the hack
>implying it's any better now

>>96175745
Feels weird to be one of the old guard here and see people leave over the years. Like tears in the rain.

>>96175813
Sounds similar to some of the beacon worlds that focus the astronomicon into deep reaches of space. Your idea sounds similar to something that the tau were trying in a short story i read written by Peter fehervari. They made a dome with all the psykers they could find and focused it's power to try and keep the shadow of the warp at bay, but it didn't work and gets raided by Ad Mech who run their plan. Not saying your idea wouldn't work, only that it needs refining to sound feasible. Otherwise, why wouldn't the imperium use your idea all the time?

>>96175759
neat

>>96175898
Costly to build, different factions all went psykers for different horrible reasons. Only useful for specific niche scenarions despite the huge cost, like a nid invasion or furthering the astronomicon into the ghouls stars. In the case of a nid invasion its at risk of being utterly destroyed and youd need to start building it years and decades ahead of time

Is it true orcs actually have the highest IQ because for them the great struggle is won?

>>96176031
Some Eldar philosopher thinks so

>>96176031
Being too dumb to even conceive of something =/= having solved said question

>>96176031
The great struggle?

>>96175892
I'd post more of my stuff but I live in a community with the most autists (engineers) per capita in my corner of the country so my paranoia about being spotted irl is not unfounded

>>96175804
You just care too much. Do paint trims or paint them quickly and you'll save so much energy and time

>>96176040
You can't solve a rhetorical negative feedback loop, but the only race that can ignore it is the orcs

>>96175240
here are my mid derpinators as submission.

>>96176059
Huntsville Alabama?

>>96176057
eat, shit, reproduce, die

orkz are
krump, krump, krump, krump

they exist beyond mortal needs.

>>96176031
overthrowing and enslaving the long nosed parasite caste was the great struggle

>>96176094
But orks do eat and shit though. In lore they have a huge communal latrine in their settlements called "Da Dropz" where they do their business and where grots grow mushrooms.

Check out the sweet background my son made for my custom Dynasty.

>>96176130
Nice. He's gonna be an artist I can tell.

>>96176130

>Brits get blocked
>thread quality improves

>>96176122
Is this for real?

>>96176130
Dynasty of the Everwatching Sun

>>96176130
You should be very proud of your son, he seems to be a chip off the old block

>>96176163
now we only need to add canadians to the list

>>96176130
Check out this sweet mini I made for my dad when I came for my old legos to make a bluestuff frame

>>96176212

>>96175742
Don’t sufficiently powerful blanks cause psyker’s brains to literally melt out of their heads?

I am rather out of the loop on the lore, but I read a few times/stuff got recommended to me that the Emperor is not a God at all/doesn't even exist anymore or something and that the Custodes plan to rebel against the primarchs, can I get a QRD on that?

>>96176279
Apparently that was revealed 4 weeks ago or so

>>96176279
i dunno ask /hhg/

What are the units on your army that always perform?
For me it's inner circle companions. I swear they will always rip shit whenever they connect, it really shows how valuable choosing between lethal hits and sustained is.

How long would it take the emperor to reincarnate roughly due to his perpetual plot device? Something similar to Vulkans? Why not just let big E finally die so he can come back, surely the empire would survive without the astronomican beacon for like a week right

>>96176349
If it was a week, sure. But what if he has to be born as an infant and grow up for 16 or so years before he can take the helm again?

Also consider that there are malefactors who want him stuck on the throne because they are in charge in his absence. This applies to some of the High Lords of terra, but not all of them.

Also consider that the average person has absolutely no idea about reincarnation or perpetuals or any of that, so a random faithful person who likes the Emperor might say to keep him on the throne so he doesn't die. So you don't even need to be one of the bad guys to just mistakenly think that keeping him on life support is best. This applies to the Custodes, for example.

>>96176366
>>96176349
if the emperor does die terra explodes into a second eye of terror (thanks magnus) and the imperium immediately collapses with no hope of recovery, and you also unleash the strongest full-power c'tan out there

>>96176349
The Emperor got knocked out briefly when the rift opened and Terra was immediately flooded with daemons
If they actually killed him (and we ignore the Terminus decree that would likely destroy the planet as soon as he died) then they'd have to hold Terra for God-Emperor knows how long in the hope that he regenerates fast enough to go sit back on the Throne and hold the Webway Gate shut again
So basically nothing would change except he'd be a bit less stinky and a bit more chatty.

>>96176279
lolwut

>>96176404
>you also unleash the strongest full-power c'tan out there
Elaborate

>>96176420
A very sizable chunk of the Void Dragon is sealed under Mars and if Terra blows up, it blows up the Sol System, which frees the Void Dragon

>>96176420
The dragon of mars aka magladroth the void dragon, which is sealed away under the surface of mars
Not sure about it being full power though, it’s more than likely just a transcendent shard of it

>>96176429
>>96176432
I keep seeing mention of this void dragon, but I've never actually been told what it is and why is so dangerous.

>>96176442
Well ummmmmm
Do you want to learn some 65 million year old history fun facts?

>>96176122
silence infidel! orkz have transcended all mortal needs!

>>96176442
The ctan are essentially the gods of the material realm, with almost completely mastery over reality
They’re also insanely cruel and literally feed off of stars

>>96176442
It's a C'Tan that had completely invincible warriors and was immune to the warp
These warriors could summon Lightning so intense that the Eldar had to invent Wraith-warriors because anything biological just instantly died.
You know every single 'Anti-Warp Pylon'? Void Dragon. He is powerful enough to completely seal the Warp from realspace, and only lost because he got tagteammed by an eldar god, several Blackstone fortresses, and the Silent King.

He's the strongest C'Tan and even a ring-sized gemstone fragment of him is enough to almost destroy a Necron dynasty. And a fucking huge one is sleeping under Mars thanks to the Emperor.

>this looks like a cool painting tutorial
>video is 50% air brushing
why even bother

>>96176467
Are the rumors that he is also gay true? and where is his penis?

>>96176505
air brush costs like 30 bucks on temu bro

Is it worth it to try and magnetize raiders/ravagers?
It looks like a lot of work.

>>96176279
>Emperor is not a God at all
Never has been. Dunno about the other shit, but the man himself was pretty adamant about this one.

>>96176534
why bother, youre not going to play any games anyway and if you do just tell your opponent its a different gun

What do I need to bring for my first game of 40k?

>>96176521
>spends hundreds of dollars on overpriced GW plastic
>can't set aside $100-$200 for an airbrush setup
I will never understand this retardation

>>96176559
Your charming disposition

>>96176567
That's 100-200$ that could be better spent on overpriced gw plastic tho

>>96176567
Just a brush autist, I like painting. Airbrushing isn't painting.

>>96176505
>>96176595
Just skip to the end and say you're poor next time lmao

>>96176559
a load of dice (d6)
army
book and/or phone with one of the apps
>new recruit best
openness to learn
remember the fun is in chatting with your opponent and chilling, not winning

>>96176582
true, you can get like 3 whole models for that money

>>96176595
oh you're an autist all right but not for the reason you think

>how can someon be too poor for an airbrush lmao
>nono you cant just not want to get one, you have to be too poor haha
Will never understand this retardation.

>>96176618
>Indirect seething
Touched a nerve I see brokie
Try getting a job
Btw good air rush control takes infinitely more skill than good brush control

>>96176623
>actually I am very skilled
>never once brought up skill level
Touched a nerve I see.

>>96176635
of course you didn't, because you don't actually paint

>>96176635
>>96176623
Post models

>>96176649
>>96176653
>grrrrr tell me who you are >:(
Discord or reddit or maybe twitter seems more your style.

>>96176623
>Mentions that it's way harder to use an airbrush than a regular brush
Sounds like that's a reason someone wouldn't want one

>>96176653
You can't ask someone to post models without posting your own.

>>96176635
It's the only reason somebody would discount airbrushing as not real painting

>>96176659
>Y-youre reddit!!!
Ahh it's some /v/ermin who's never touched a model, that makes more sense

>>96176659
I accept your concession

>>96176672
not if I already admitted that is just my autistic obsession with brushwork. People do stuff with airbrushing that I could never do myself.
>>96176680
>>96176681
and yet you will keep replying.

>gets btfo'd
>Uhhh I was j-just pretending to be retarded

>indirect seething
someone told me about this once

>carnac going full retard samefagger right now
Just take your medication and walk away from your devices for a bit. You zoomers need to chill.

>>96176659
NTA but maybe you shouldn't spout dogshit opinions if you can't back them up

>>96176695
I just dont use them because I was told they make a huge mess in the room you use and you have to keep all your windows open.

>>96176595
this, he is right. who airbrushes is as bad as people who dunk there models whole in shades.

>>96176717
Im sorry I have to "back up" not liking airbrushing? Why? How would you even do that beyond just saying "i don't like it"

Duncan airbrushes.

Air brushing is just extended priming. You all prime your models before you paint, right?

>>96176753
Yes but i am too poor for the airbrush I just swish the paint around in my mouth and spit it out at my model.

>>96176730
dont care

>>96176756
put it in a cup get two straws and blow

>>96176756
based the human body is the only tool we need
i should try fingerpainting my minis

>>96176756
This man has taste in paint

>>96176609
Listforge is much better than new recruit

>>96176772
projekt melody paints her orks with her fingers while drunk

How do I get a 40k gf?

>fights start breaking out at 11 am
The burgers have finally awakened from their transfat induced comas I see

>>96176567
I just don't like the extra space it requires, nor do I like setting up another place for it away from my main desk.

>>96176795
Get a regular gf and get her into 40k. Unironically the only way

>>96176756
I just use Blopens

>>96176795
You groom your gf into 40k like everyone else.

>>96176795
please tell me this picture isnt doctored

Is this thread still shit

>>96176805
>>96176805
Tried this, she painted like 15 marines now doesnt want to anymore even though it looked like she had lots of fun, she was proud of what she painted, she looks at her paint jobs from time to time and even says i had so much fun painting with you, we always had deep conversations when we painted'
And now she never wants to paint again, and doesnt have a reason why

>>96176816
https://www.instagram.com/amaliasminiatures/

>>96176827
she's so cute i want to cum in her mouth so badly it hurts

>>96176799
Yuroids are the worst shitposters on this board thoughbeit

newb question
Cover can't take you above a 3+, but if you are hit with AP-1? 3+ or 4+ ?
Also, with the rubric phalanx of +1 against D1
Obviously you can go to a 2+, but if you are in cover and hit with AP -1 1D, do you still have that 2+?

>>96176824
Maybe show her some minis from some other games she might want to try painting. Moonstone has some a lot of ladies like to paint.

>>96176824
Maybe it is because women are lying snakes, i am sure she is very sweet and only did it because she loves you yada yada she did not have that much fun and could probably have deep conversations doing a lot of other things.

>>96176848
cover will apply against attacks with an ap penalty

>>96176849
she only likes Marines

>>96176855
That's what I thought, thanks anon

>>96176817
pretty much, was tolerable earlier but it seems we're back to the usual now

>>96176806

>>96176817
Is the shit in the room with us right now?

>>96175612
Seeing somebody with a BMI below 40 must be quite a shock for you

>>96176817
>Is this thread still shit
Yes. I don't know why we are like this. It makes me sad.

>>96175612
He was probably a victim of voodoo witchcraft and you're mocking his shrunken head.

>>96176925
>we
It's 5 very dedicated guys at best who turn this thread into pissfaggoting

>>96176942
>5
the number is smaller

>>96176806
I tried to use them by keep sucking on the pens instead.

>>96176942
>>96176947
now that is depressing

>>96176951
>by keep sucking
Stop eating paint anon!

>>96176958
But it says no toxic?

Lets get some models posted up in here boys.

>>96175179
Legerdemain empowers the chaos gods. All in new york must be purified in flames.

Lore question. If a psyker is born from imperial nobility is it still off to the blackships with them or do they have fancier options?

>>96176996
Kill yourself avatarfag

>>96177023
A good metaphor for thought would be your average Crack head versus the crackhead son of the previous president of the US

>>96177035
Now was that comment really necessary?

>>96177023
Black Ships name in Question? La Amistad....

>>96177023
The two "missing" Primarchs were stricken from the imperial record for being a Stage Magician and a Puppeteer

>>96175572
Ooh, lemee try. Ahem.
I sure do enjoy Eldar astetics and lore. Yesiree.

>>96177075
Wow I love ur models anon

>>96176795
>tau player gf
absolutely not, that's gayer than two men having sex

>>96176942
carnac it’s just you samefagging and stop being a pedophile

>>96177023
Depends a lot on the noble family in question. If they are zealous enough, then for sure. If they are more power hungry or even somewhat corrupt, then certainly not and they might want to hid the psyker, or hide their talents and exploit it to gain more power over their rivals.

>>96175645
I'm not cool enough to run Deldar, that's why I stick to crafworlders... i have a small force for Ynnari shenanigans tho. Is there a concensus on taggin' up the raiders and venoms? Specifically with memes, but I'm doing it anyway.

>>96176795
Let your gf play 40k vidya. Simple as that.

>man I should start marines
>look at how much it takes to make a 2000 list
>probably only want like, 2-3 troops at most. Barely want more than one transport, let alone tank.
Marines really need more units because They just feel like they are missing something.

>>96177102
Or just y'know, protect their family from being murdered by the inquisition because they love them lmao

>>96177149
>Marines really need more units
Okay, I will bite this bait. What do you feel like Marines are missing from their roster?

>>96176833
I wanna fuck her up the ass!

>>96177160
More Psykers. Maybe bikes and flyers that dont look like shit too. Would be cool if they had something like rapers that HH just got too. A chaplain that doesn't look like shit would be welcomed too.

>>96177203
I agree marines need more rapists

>>96177203
Primaris chaplain looks greaibdonitus chaplain looks great with a helmet
Judiciar looks amazing
Bike chaplain looks great
Only bad chaplain is the terminator

>>96177203
>Marines need more units
>actually what I meant was they should redo all these models because I dont like how they turned out

>>96177203
Primaris chaplain looks great
Indomitus chaplain looks great with a helmet
Judiciar looks amazing
Bike chaplain looks great
Only bad chaplain is the terminator

>>96177216
If it looks like shit it effectively does not exist. Its why none of those combat patrols came out for marines.
>>96177229
I must humbly disagree on all accounts.

>>96177102
>If they are more power hungry or even somewhat corrupt, then certainly not and they might want to hid the psyker, or hide their talents and exploit it to gain more power over their rivals.
Okay but its all under the table then?and theres no official/legal option to throw money at the problem

>>96177264
>If it looks like shit it effectively does not exist
Then 40k really badly needs some new Xenos factions

>>96177264
Well you're just wrong
No fixing your bad tastes

>>96177264
Maybe take a look at the tau range, it might sate your homosex taste

>>96177333
I only really like their tanks. Im a big mech fan but taus shit looks like an indians take on gundam, or votoms.

>>96177355
why do they have the edgelord skull casque?

>>96177414
It symbolizes the emperor on the golden throne after he gave his life for mankind

>>96176824
You more than likely said something about her models/paintjob without realizing it. Probably gave her advice that was implying she did a bad job at a part of the mini she was particularly proud of. It's probably unsalvageable at this point, but try asking her why she doesn't want to paint with you anymore, sound particularly sad when you ask her. Tell her you were really excited to do the hobby together. You need to talk to your partner if you want to understand each other

>>96177107
>Specifically with memes
Don't do that. Are you still laughing at the jokes you heard when you were 6? You'll tire of the joke after a few years and will slowly begin to resent it

>>96177149
Have you considered 2000pts of dreadnoughts

>>96176827
What a cute nerd.

New
>>96177497

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>>96176827
>tfw you'll never paint good enough to impress a girl like that

>>96177149
>man I should start marines
>look at how much it takes to make a 2000 list
Just play 1k point games. You might actually finish painting your army that way. The game is just as fun, and the new mission deck supports it.

>>96177511
she'd be impressed if you knocked off even one model from your grey tide

>>96173637
Are you afraid of a little shape?

>>96177483
nta, but i've been thinking about 2000pts dreads too
>3 ballistus -> 420 pt
>3 redemptor -> 630 pt
>3 brutalis -> 480 pt
>3 invictors -> 375 pt
>1905 pts

drop a brutalis for 2 techmarines and a squad of infiltrators? there's 45 points left for enhancements

>>96177564
Drop 3 invictors for 3 boxnauts and 1 techmarine

>>96177613
i'm actually a newfag, what would the game plan be? screen your back line with the ballistus and a box, put other two boxes on your expansion-> pile everything else into mid and opponent's expansion? try to blast everything that peeks into a firing lane?

>>96177088
Thanks. My secret is using a shitty cam to hide detail. Easy to look good in a big group tho
>>96177477
I would do ancient memes along with fresh ones. Plus at the rate I paint I wont be done till I'm 50...

>>96177023
That’s essentially Heinrix’s backstory in the Rogue Trader vidya, if that means anything.