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Modern day elves

Elves fighting a barrow wight

Very religious elf and human

>>96276254 (OP)
ALL FUCKING DIGGERS MUST SHAVE
DAY OF THE STOOL

>thread already starts with female elf x human man
Cursed thread, a dwarf made it.

Sometimes I think there are too many elves, and they come in all colours of the rainbow and 50 shades of grey

>>96276821
That's not a problem exclusive to elves, D&D-settings and the alikes have a multitude of various stupid subraces. But people only like to bitch about the elf subraces.
What's true is that you often get your high, wood, dark elves, while the same setting or game may only have one dwarf type or at best good dwarves and evil dwarves.
But these three elf-subraces are distinct and offer very different themes and potential for characters/factions, whereas dwarves are constrained a lot harder into their niche and very unflexible.

>>96276821
You think too much. As a race most loved and played by all, elves should have as many subtypes as possible to fit everyones taste as long as they're pretty.

>>96276849
dwarves are more clan focused
I mean technically elves also have clans, but a lot of them like to wander around
but dwarves are more conservative, especially gold/hill dwarves, they stay 'closer to home'- which is probably why you only see one kind of dwarf in a setting, it would be a rare hill dwarf who wanders from home and/or becomes an adventurer
>In Drizzt you only see shield dwarves and Duergar IIRC
also most elves you'll see are going to be moon elves or wood elves as like the gold dwarves gold elves prefer to stay away from ugly, dirty, smelly humans (sun elves are very xenophobic)
I'd be wary of gold elves and gold dwarves far away from home - they'd probably have a good reason to leave, like being mercs or criminals or worse WARLOCKS

>>96276892
Large, massive families should be the default for elves too. It makes only sense with their huge lifespan.
>but dwarves are more conservative, especially gold/hill dwarves
This argument fails since it applies to D&D-dwarves, who still have a similar number of dumb subraces.
The notions of "conservatism" and whatever you ascribe to elves as their opposite don't have anything to do with the amount of subraces. Especially since it's often the very traditionalists that leave their homeland to find a new place to be grumpy old bastards (aka dunmer). There are not more elf-subraces, because firstly, there aren't. And there are not more elf-subraces because some elves decided to be more liberal than others. The subraces can be the result of elves once having this massive population all over Faerun, and guess what, with enough people far away from each other, different cultures emerge.
I think it was gold dwarves that really like going around being mercenaries or shrew traders.

>>96276888
>>96276883
>the elves of methwood
>Legend has it a drow party tried to raid them one time and it was the drow who got robbed

When is dungeon meshi coming back?

>>96277021
No date known yet.

>>96276967
>right above Smoking Mountin and Green Lands
I made a huge fucking mistake. Now I need to retcon my elf's backstory.

Which element is thematically correct for Elven casters?

>>96277038
No, that still works.

>>96277070
Wind.

>>96277082
But wind spells suck.

>>96277101
They suck and blow

>>96277101
Uuuuh, thunder, in that case.
I really like elves more like fighter-mages, and thinking that wind is an element very suitable for that, increasing speed, helping them against archery fire, buffing their own archery skill
It also simply fits them well as an agile, ethereal fantasy race.

>>96277070
I can see any element work with elves if done right.

>>96277114
>high elves
Light, ice, thunder
>wood elves
Water, wind, earth
>dark elves
Dark, fire, weird mind/illusion magic.

>hmm, chicken tenders, hot pockets, a case of steel reserve and chocolate milk... will there be anything else besides the usual Anon?

>>96277070
Which subrace we talking about?
>>96277494
I hope you get hit by a truck and isekai as a gnome slave in small orc camp.

>>96277021
>coming back

m8 the manga has been finished for ages.

>>96276277
Are those WoW elf heads on the chicks? The big eyebrows make me suspicious.

>>96277140
Not bad I would do this for the three mains though
>High Elves
Ice, Fire, Thunder For the whole Arcane and states of matter gimmick
>Wood Elves
Water, Wind, Earth like you put for the one with nature gimmick
>Dark Elves
Light, Dark, and Spirit/mind For the whole spiritual and being the more Fae and trickster type of elf.

>>96277111
Which is why you love using wind spells.

Why elfs resonate with people so much? I never cared of them that much. Even dwarfs are more interesting

>>96278283
It's just a few weirdos who can't let go of the fantasy of being Legolas after they saw LotR.

>>96278283
I will never click on any image from that artist.

There are coomers that only care about elves having females.
Sometimes, elves are just the right powerfantasy. Agile, magical, powerful, skilled, good-looking. That plays a part too. Some people enjoy being a muscular, boisterous green barbarian, others being an elegant pretty boy that styles over lesser races.

Elves beyond just these aspects can appeal to a lot of different people. The kind of people that walk barefoot everywhere might like wood elves for being chill forest hippies that respect nature. There is also the kind of romantic, idealistic guy that can cite poems and enjoys the idea of a highborn race that is more spiritual and noble, as something to look up to and fashion yourself after, to better yourself. Some people might like dark elves because he enjoys edgy stuff, and they embody that well while being sophisticated and elegant about it (a similar appeal like vampires).

There is also the melancholic appeal of the greater past, the golden age. Similar to how people might enjoy wandering around ancient ruins and reminiscing of a past he never knew. Elves embody this very well, in many settings they have a lost greater age in the past, before mankind. It's especially enjoyable if the elves are not just mopy assholes and actually keep on, fighting for what's right, beautiful and virtuous, being the light when the nights grow darker and darker.

I wish I was concise with my posts.

>>96278283
I love cute women with pointy ears

>>96278450
>not glorfindel after reading the fellowship

>>96277721
it's never to late to change your diet anon

Elves disgust me, any setting where they are exterminated or reduced to a slave race?

>>96277070
Energy and or poison/nature

>>96279078
awful post

>>96279171
faggot

>>96276533
Humans lusting after elves are essentially Indians wiggling their heads about and asking bobs and vagine from white women ten centimeters taller than them.

>>96279078
>>96279266
Silence Digger.

>>96279351
This but white men for Asian women

>>96279399
That would make Elliot Rogers a Half-Elf and I really don't want to platform that idea.

>>96279351
Except Human male x Elf female produces offspring which are almost always kings and heroes. That pairing is the apex of eugenics.

>>96279078
Is that a fucking half elf convert on the left lmao?

>>96279351
Never ask a human supremacist what the race of his wife is

>>96279500
For the human side, certainly, but from the Elf perspective unless it's an Aragorn situation it's mixing down.

>>96279500
>>96279530
it reminds me of that one LN I heard about, elves strictly prohibit outbreeding
except for one elf who only joined up with a human because their interest aligned, and they live in a basically loveless marriage only brought together because they both profit off of it, the daughter is just a breeding sow
>and the daughter knew her role since she was eight
there to be married off to another family who then can get elven blood into their bloodline
>also the daughter looks pretty much 100% human except for being more magically talented
also the mom's first words to the rest of the girls friend group was checking who was better marriage material
it is telling that the daughter is their only child together

>>96279500
>The Tall Ones, otherwise known simply as the Aerasumé,[2] were a group of twelve half-elven brothers, all born to Alustriel Silverhand and an unknown elven lord during their mother's tenure as the High Lady of Silverymoon.[1]

Elves should be just another branch of Humanity. Another stream that separated in earlier epoch.

>>96277761
two of them have night elf heads yes, surprisingly difficult to find good elf heads to print actually

Are gnomes accepted as honorary elves?

>>96276254 (OP)
anyone got the version with text, describing drow/high elf wives, bit goonery

>>96279078
elf hate always has something demonic about it
>rape, enslave, slaughter...
nvm you just sound jewish

>>96277729
yes but she has to start work on something else surely? fantasy is her bread and butter

>>96280803
boob mogged by the dark elf

>>96278283
Same why some people like dwarves, halflings, orcs etc.
Dwarves are just worn out by the reddit audience and the others don't have the same mass appeal.
Also elf booba.

I don't like WoW elves, but I do like Unicorn Overlord elves

>>96279078
You can see her scarred ear. Poor souls.

>>96280803

>>96279078
Keep crying, ye of short stature. The tall ones laugh in your dirty mug. Ta-ha!

I like modern elfs being comfy at home but there's just a dearth of such content so I have to slop my own.

>>96280789
yes >>>/wsg/5939305

>>96282200
true, good thing there are unlimited free art machines

>>96282141
much appriciated
you are a good man

Cyruella of the royal clan heard there was a young ravener encroaching on her lands, at least according to her panicking shepherdesses. Taking her trusty staff and two elves of Silverbeam house to frighten off what was surely just a lone wolf, to her horror no it was actually a sub-adult ravener. They usually don't leave the western gate.
It seemed it was drawn to relics of when humans had ruled these lands, making its nest in a destroyed building.
The fight was short, but it did cost the life of one of her followers when a skulker was drawn by the noise and ate her face off.
They then bravely ran away from the many beasts they'd need the hunters to take care of because they were done.
The Doomed, inheritor courts vs the devourer. Not sure how I feel about the system. A bit too plain for me thus far

What is a traditional elven meal for High elves, wood elves, and non-drow dark elves

>>96283375
>high elves + wood elves
anything except really spicy food or poison
>drow
Rothé (milk+fat+meat), mushrooms and every day a healthy spoonful of concentrated poison to strengthen your immune system
they might have some livestock from the surface like chickens, but they don't live long, and I am not sure if it is because of the lack of sun or because of the magical radiation- maybe a bit of both

>>96276254 (OP)
https://files.catbox.moe/6i2mka.jpg

>>96283461
Bobby likes them elf girls.

Never happened.

>>96284198
Yuh-huh.

40k is dogshit so it's an improvement.

>>96284224
Their children will be the master race.

>>96284242
>say the dude posting a woman who cucked her husband and had a kid with Tyrion

>>96284268
Yes.
It means she's available.

>>96284192
Why are they like this?

>>96284292
Bro what the fuck is that image? How do you fuck up a crop that badly?

>>96284305
Listen, the Khan has been stuck in Escape from New York for thousands of years. If he wants to cuddle with his evil elf gf, let the girl brag about it.

>>96284352
Elf wives, plural.

>>96283446
I can see High Elves and wood elves enjoying venison.

>>96283375
Like, just these generic concepts?
Being civilized and sedentary, I imagine high elf cuisine involves cultivated grains and fruits. So basically what we would have access to but better. In my mind I'm reminded to how back home, every town seems to have a special way to make something or specific dish, so maybe like that.
Wood elves are nomadic hunter gatherers so wild game and fruit.
Non-drow dark elves, being dwarves or not, I imagine they just eat Guinea Pigs and potatoes and other things I can't remember.

>>96284305
>>96284245
>>96284192
>>96284224
>>96283461
>>96284401
why do I only see the same like six pictures of the same subject for the hundreth time?
has the artist moved on? can't you find new material?
>ignoring the fact that eldar and humans are incompatible as they had to retcon the only known half-eldar into a full eldar
>plus the primarchs are sterile: they were created by the Emperor himself through DNA experiments and don't even have a mother
>also the space marines are based on primarchs and the process also leaves them sterile
>it could be seen as a criticism on masculinity and its self-destructive nature as it is based on violence and war and hybrids would actually be contradictory to the main message of the franchise
and I am sure the primarch and the eldar chick only exchanged like one word with each other, and she pissed off afterwards back into complete oblivion
everyone is just fighting a pointless war which will only result in the destruction of the whole universe as the battle against chaos is futile
we see this especially in the dark eldar who barely cling on, throwing themselves into more and more depraved acts, so their soul doesn't get consumed by Slaanesh
they create clones to feed into the eternal suffering machine to keep the system going for a few more millenia
everyone in this universe literally only exists to suffer and the fact that some people glamorize it boggles my mind
to distract you here is a picture of two eldar as Beavis and Butthead- I am aware of the irony

>>96284543
>the fact that eldar and humans are incompatible
Lol.
Lmao.

>>96284543
You wrote all of this to respond to silly fanart that very obviously isn't trying to present itself as "canon."

>uh the REAL 40k isn't like that
Yea no shit.

>>96284564
the only official hybrid is Ael Wyntor, and he was a science experiment by Malcador, fusing human DNA to an eldar
>dude got cloned over and over again and killed himself every time
>which is kind of hilarious
>Malcador: Why are you trying to repeatedly kill yourself? I am just telling you the disturbing truth of our universe and my deepest and darkest secrets

>>96284610
Eldar are space elves.
Elves are compatible with humans in Fantasy.
Do not conflate the morality of a bunch of xenophobic murderous psychotic zealots with biology.

>Dark Eldar

>>96284624
They're not
The only half-eldar from the eighties was during a time when 40k hasn't had evolved enough and was retcon'd later
They merely copy-pasted elves from other sources during this time before they distinguished themselves and the 40k universe
Also it does not make any sense that a species from another planet would be compatible
and if they were compatible the deldar would have way more half-eldar pets/slaves
>I don't see deldar as very caring parents, absent at best
>And another question which would complicate this is the question of souls

>>96284878
>Also it does not make any sense that a species from another planet would be compatible
What in 40k makes sense? We have orks riding bikes into titans and winning.

It's pretty much just trolling at this point.
These threads are so dogshit.

>>96284543
>and I am sure the primarch and the eldar chick only exchanged like one word with each other, and she pissed off afterwards back into complete oblivion
There is a reason that they never post the actual source of them interacting.

>>96284408
The sexo squad.

>>96285078
>sex with elves
is only trolling to the one person in the world that gets fuming mad at the statement and chimps out every time he hears it

>>96285105
It's trolling because he pretends that they are a canon couple, in an attempt to piss off certain anons.
"Cozy" my ass.

>>96285141
>sees cute picture of couple
>gets furious about it
>considers it a personal insult

>>96285141
*a certain anon
getting mad that someone does the virtual equivalent of smoshing two miniatures together and making kissing noises is pure mental illness

>>96285180
You posted a bunch of baseless accusations that completely sidestep what I actually talked about.
There is no honesty in your being. You are rotten and ugly.
>>96285197
We are at least two.
The point is still that he pretends they are actually canon, and he does so to enrage certain anons.

where is this place, and why does WotC hate it?
I don't like how Menzo always gets the spotlight and other drow cities just magically fall off the map
>their hate boner for Ched Nasad is so great they just went and labeled it a waste
>ignoring that by now after 100 or so years it should have been rebuild
>but nope
I feel like Salvatore especially wilfully ignores canon he doesn't like- he never mentions Vhaeraun even though he was a major part in WotSQ
I think his newest book isn't even getting published by WotC

>cries even harder
oh dear

>>96285224
>play Icewind Dale 2
>get into the Underdark
>greeted by a bunch of Vhaeraun drow asking you to kill some driders
>their camp includes an ex-lolth-priestess that isn't used to not being snarky towards all the males around her
It's fun, a shame that he's so pushed out of the lore.

Eldar seem cool except they're so irrelevant

>>96285291
doesn't matter on the tabletop, your army is relevant to you and your opponent and whatever narrative you come up with..
Shame about the dickhead helmets though, but I guess GW thought that was perfect for elves in general

>>96285301
Their helmets are an acquired taste.

>>96285244
him and all the other dark seldarin sit in a corner and watch as Eilistraee and Lolth keep collecting followers
>except Malyk, that dude is deader than Kiaransalee who is on the god equivalent of life-support, barely held together by necromancers evoking her name during rituals
you think she'd be down with being worshipped by non-drow? every prayer counts when you're barely clinging to relevancy

>the games
I forget there are more games than BG 1, 2 and 3
Including Forgotten Realms Archive- if any games would benefit from a remake, it is probably those

>>96285301
Why do they have dickhead helmets?

>>96285331
Lolth
>worship me or die
Eilistraee
>my priestesses don't wear clothes
literally everyone else
>uhh... well you see... I kinda do this?

can't imagine why some would be more popular than other

>>96285355
some british dude in the 80's thought it would look good

>>96285363
I'd imagine both of them are guys once the sun is up again

>>96285355
To aesthetically differentiate them from other factions.

>>96285382
I don't think this helmet looks phallic at all
>little heart symbol
that's cute

>>96285355
Historical influences.

>>96285355
Because they're just space elves.

Reminder:

>Pitch black
Drow
>Very pale
Dark elves
>Brown
Darkie elves

>Warhammer is brought up
>Discussion level goes to the shitter
Mmm...

>Completely normal drow names, nothing weird going on here. Move on guard
hey, wait a minute, drow don't have beards!

>>96285355
warhammer issue
>add a gazillion things to your helmet

>>96285734
What he brought up is retarded shipping (elf female x human male, always)

>>96285616
Luv them Darkie Elves me.

>>96285872
fucking Tyler

>>96285872
Beard drow are based.

>>96286421

>>96287356
>Billions must errantry war

>>96280820
>posts literal demon worshippers

everything's better with elves

>>96279351
>dosen't know OG Elf lore
It's the other way around, it's thirsty Elf sluts trying to corrupt pure White Christian Men into pre marital sex and apostasy through pussy.

>>96279078
>those crosses
This post is Jewish as fuck.

>>96288992
I am not christian but I would fall for it willingly. I wanna HOT ELF WIFE to love and care for

>>96287497
behold the fucks i give:
i post elves here
no matter how evil

>>96287497
>those elves are demonworshippers
>let me enslave/rape/slaughter/kill... them in response
uuh oooh, you worship demons too?

>>96288992
>unwashed, dirty, hairy
it is highly unlikely that a female elf would be attracted to a human male, based on their alien features like beards
it is more likely for female humans to be attracted to male elves
>also based on the fact that elves are more egalitarian and they have given up on human men anyways
if a female elf would be attracted to any human male it would be more like a femboy or they would go for women as they are more elf-like
>less body hair, softer skin, less aggressive, more 'in touch with nature'
I feel as if this entire discussion is rooted in misogyny- disregarding what women want and putting down anything which could be seen as 'feminine'
>I have the theory most elf-hate actually comes from the LOTR movies casting Orlando Bloom as Legolas, which caused more women to become interested in fantasy and in turn caused the genre to be perceived as 'lesser' which enraged the nerds and in turn caused a violent rejection, which caused them in turn to uplift the dwarves (note how dwarves are always portrayed with long beards)
also most fairy porn smut out there is actually human woman/male elf and with those books being written by women for women and are fair(l)y popular that tells you everything that you need to know
any human male/female elf also has a creepy colonization vibe going on

>>96287254
>>96286421
>>96277729
How are these elves.

>>96289172
drow are actually for reverse_corruption, mindbreak, purification

>>96289199
It's quite insane how in many fantasy media, if you even get a male elf as a prominent part of the main character cast, there is suddenly no female interested in them at all.
Depends on the setting, I guess, but most half-elves should be the result of elf guys going around and suddenly needing to stick their dick into something.

>>96289229
>They don't fit Warhammer so they're not [thing]

>>96289471
>warhammer
They don't fit anything except porn.
It's quite tragic that you coomdrones have to post grotesque caricatures of the lithe, slender, elegant fantasy race, as they are described in basically any ttrpg.
You don't like elves.

>>96289491
>reeee
Riveting.

>>96289497
I know being a vile little goblinoid, only able to defile, is the modus operandi for you little chronic masturbaturs.
But what's the point of clicking on an elf thread when the elves in question don't like elves? Especially since this is /tg/, not /h/ or /aco/.
You are on the level of shortstack goblin posting when it comes to elves. Abhorrent taste.

>>96285382
Flat out my favorite piece of Eldar art

>>96289522

>>96289151
>a short time later

>>96280859
Isn't her next work some yuri goat people thing

>>96289287
Women's romance novels hogged all the hot male elves sorry, same thing with games, met plenty of girls who thought some elf from a game or movie was hot but with a majority of writers being human men, you're obviously gonna get 9/10 stories being ABOUT human men, I'd imagine another problem is narratively elves being so long lived makes them difficult to relate to in a lot of cases, or in a lot of settings even ''young'' elves are like 200 and have spent those first 2 centuries in elfland training so when they set out into the world they're naturally more gifted than any human which could mess up the game's balance, granted stuff like Highlander successfully made a relatable and likable immortal character, probably why the most memorable elves in fiction are those adventuring outside their homeland with their story focusing mainly on leaving their comfort zone/realising 200 years of hearing slander about other races might be wrong as they befriend men and dwarves

>>96289696
I'm not even talking about romance as a big focus. I'm talking about an elf guy in human lands (or whever outside of his respective elfen realm), and human girls being interested in him and vive versa. In a context that makes sense, in a situation where it would make sense for that to happen. Doesn't need to be a big focus on romance, just the standard adventuring party stopping by at your standard tavern and the standard barmaid be somewhat flirty with him, as an example.
But yeah, most fantasy is written by males with a male audience in mind, and being the little nerds they are, they get uncomfortable if such a fictional male is suddenly a competition on the sexual market next to their self-insert human.
Well, "most", but I'm not touching this new trend of romantasy or whatever that is.

What's the most common excuse for skipping elf practice?

>>96289696
Elven swordsman seems like an interesting archetype, the direct lightning quick precise slashes kind less the dancing flowing kind

>>96286421
>>96287254
I miss her a lot, she could really draw.

Going to be playing an elf divination wizard in my campaign. What are some good characters I can look into for roleplaying advice?

>>96282248
Gnomes are Hyperboreans?

>>96290243
There's a grand lore hiding in the rooms back there. Elves are welcome to enter the machine.

>>96290020
>Elven swordsman seems like an interesting archetype
Not going to pretend to be some ancient grognard, only know this from the video games. But in AD&D like Baldurs Gate 1/2, or Icewind Dale 1, elves would get a bonus of + 1 for using swords and bows. Not that "automatically proficient with swords and bows" that does nothing if you actually want to play an elfen fighter specializing in this weapon.
At least there are bladedancers and bladesingers for 5e.

>>96290196
Take a look at how 40k handles its eldar psykers and their prophecies, and do the exact opposite.

>>96290308
I wanted to say that's a high elf, but they're also called eldarin, but they differentiate between fey eldarin and noble eldarin and the celestial eldarin
holy fuck

Can't be an elf thread without some Dark Sun.

>>96290243
only ask questions if you're prepared to handle the answer

>>96290308
Elves weren't automatically proficient with longswords--they just got a +1. Bladedancers and Bladesingers are from 2nd Edition. Pretty sure it's the Elves of Evermeet, specifically. They were class kits.

>>96290328
You posted a moon-elf. Moon elves are functionally analogous to high elves. You'd think it'd be the grey elves, but that's really the gold/sun elves.

Eladrin aren't elves at all. Eladrin are the reincarnated souls of those who passed on to Arborea (they're some of the good guy counterparts to batezu and tinari'ri). Eladrin really have nothing to do with elves at all.

At least, that's all true in the correct, pre-WotC lore.

>>96289840
Forgive me for using Warhammer Fantasy as an example but there's iirc a part where Teclis, who apparently by high elf standards is ''just okay'' looking visits human lands and is immediately fawned over by the local populace, but he's literally too autistic to catch on to any of it

>>96291272
sounds like teclis

>>96291272
People continue to bring this up, I have yet to see the actual source.

Another one bites the dust.

>>96292835
Considering /tg/, gooning to elves and hating them go hand in hand.

>>96292887
>gooning to elves and hating them go hand in hand.
...more like dick-in-hand. Ba dum tish.

>>96292887
gooners in general are beings who cannot control their own destructive instinct

how many hours between the troon seethe posts about elf tits?

Elf goon:
>wears a little green cap
>does what the boss says
>roughs you up if you cross the boss
>has history of getting beat up by weirdos in tights
>not particularly smart

>>96276254 (OP)
I'm just wondering if anyone is interested in writing elvish world building anymore.

>>96294176
One good art piece, for once.

>>96292887
>>96292905
>>96292835
Fetishization is just another aspect of elf hate
We need a bingo chat for elf threads

>>96293775
Did elf mask anon ever come back
Anyway I had this idea that elves are the souls of murdered children reincarnated
I vaguely remembered being inspired by something I've read, but can't remember what it was

>>96293018
Do I really have to play BECMI with jank like THAC0 and reverse AC to get shadow elf qts?

>>96295419
THAC0 is elementary school math.
Descending AC can't be 'reverse' when it was the first one. Ascending coming afterwards makes it backwards.

You don't deserve evil Elven women.

>>96295628
THAC0 isn't that hard but it's still stupid
Just an extra step of calculation for no particular reason

>>96295664
There's no extra step to it at all.
Write down that you hit 0 with a roll of 15 for instance.
Roll.
You got 16. That's one better than 15 so you hit anything up to one better than 0, which is -1.

Make it EVEN easier: The Ref tells you the enemy has AC 1. So you know you hit on a 14 anyways. Speed up the combat.

>>96295689
Or you use the intuitive option that higher AC = better and AC value = what you need to roll equal to or above to hit (like any other DC)

>>96294296
I think maybe you just prefer asses.

>>96284192
A shame there are no elves in 40k

>>96296117
Could've fooled me.

>>96296124
But it's aeldari, not elves

>>96296133
>GW nu-speak

It's Eldar. Begone.

>>96296144
>It's Eldar.
Aeldari, also known as "wannabe elves but too inferior to fit in"

>>96295128
>Did elf mask anon ever come back
Yup.
Hi. I drop by every so often. But honestly that was probably my best work on /tg/.

>elves are the souls of murdered children reincarnated
Unless child murder is extremely popular, that doesn't make for a very populous amount of elves but it's got serious cool potential.

>I vaguely remembered being inspired by something I've read, but can't remember what it was
It does ring a bell.

>>96296767
infanticide and Pedicide was way more common before the 1990s, never mind all the wars, or that children with deformities were often abandoned
when you have terms like 'Mabiki' (Japan) to refer to such an act, it implies that such an act has become custom, not a rare occurrence
also it seems to have been a common practice to kill at least one twin in several parts of the world- those numbers stack up and if you think of elves as immortal or very long-lived those are actually pretty high numbers
>USA 1900 3.5 million live births- 238,76 child mortality rate (children under five) per 1.000 kids
>I suck at math someone else should do it

>>96297247
It's entirely possible that my perception of child murder throughout history was in error.
835,660 child deaths, yeah. But how many were murdered?

Also my brain wasn't thinking of, uh, after term abortion as child murder.

Anyway, it's still a limited and oddly specific form of reproduction of a race. Like with Smurfs or gravelings. It definitely works with races that are difficult to kill and long lived.
Otherwise, one elven war and then there's gotta be a rash of child murders to make up for it. The It monster was actually seeking Elevish Fertility?

>>96295664
>THAC0 isn't that hard but it's still stupid
This

Do half elves count?

>>96295664
>>96295894
Subtraction rather than addition isn't an "extra step," anon. THAC0 is just shorthand for the to-hit matrixes that had been in use since oD&D. THAC0 first appeared in 1978.

>>96298057
Only half

whats with the naked drow priestesses? they some sort of exhibitionists?

>>96299759
Because Greenwood was pervy. Eilistraee is always depicted as a naked drow dancing with a sword.

>>96299818
>Priestly Vestments: Priests of Eilistraee wear their hair long, and dress practically for whatever they are currently doing. For rituals, they wear as little as possible. Otherwise, they tend to wear soft leathers for hunting, aprons while cooking, and-when battle is expected-armor. When relaxing, they favor silvery, diaphanous gowns. The holy symbol of the faith is a silver sword pendant the length of a Dark Lady's hand. Such symbols are typically worn as pins or hung around the neck on a slender silver or mithral chain.

>>96277070
>>96277082
Yeah, wind.

"Wind and starlight" was a line from something I wrote ages ago that sums up elves

>>96278283
they're just right up my alley
what I'd like to be

>aloof, reclusive, beautiful, agile, perceptive, quick, intelligent, long-lived, sharp senses, light skin/brown hair/green almond-shaped eyes/pointed ears/soft with sharp features, swords/bows, camoflaged leather/mithril chainmail, live in beautiful forested areas, tree houses, white stone structures, chaotic-good

>>96276892
elves are conservative as hell; I dont get how you could see it otherwise

>>96300359
Well the fact that they're not real and can be anything the GM wants is helpful, anon.

>>96297247
>when you have terms like 'Mabiki' to refer to such an act, it implies...
Tell me you're a monolingual without telling me you're monolingual. The English language also has a word for this "infanticide". Why do English speaking cultures kill children so much? Mabiki doesn't even mean infanticide, it means thinning out/culling. It has a secondary meaning of infanticide.

>>96296099
I just love Kuroeda.

>>96296133
What's next? You gonna try to tell me Vulcans aren't space elves?

>>96299818
I always figured wood elves being the closest to hippies would have naked priestesses and priests

>>96298946
You've forced my hand. Have a dusk elf.

>>96300716
>What's next? You gonna try to tell me Vulcans aren't space elves?
Nah Vulcans are fine

>>96295894
>intuitive
You think it's intuitive because it's what you learned on applehead.

>>96300457
shut up, faggot

>>96300359
There are different kind of elves and moon elves are known for being more curious

>>96299897
I bet it could be pretty fun to play a priestess of Eilistraee, especially if you let the unhinged drow nature shine through slightly

Generally speaking I'm hearing that shadowrun actually sucks as a game, but realistically speaking how many alternatives are there for games with office elves?

>>96303245
Just slap the settinh on a generic system of your choice. Genesys has Megacity Magic, savage world also has a hack and I'm sure GURPS has enough material to build a dozen separate systems in that setting.
When you're done fuck off, back to the slop threat

5th edition is alright.

>>96302025
Do you get a bonus to CHA for being naked?