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/40kg/ - Warhammer 40,000 General
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>Previous Thread
>>96510599

>TQ
What edition did you start with, and why did you start?
Anonymous No.96514140 [Report] >>96514256 >>96514347 >>96514713
Made another LoTD marine because they're cool.
Post what you're working on anons.
Anonymous No.96514144 [Report] >>96514234
>tq
started in 2023 because my WoW guild fell apart and i needed a new hobby
Anonymous No.96514159 [Report] >>96514165 >>96514167
May be picking Eldar as first army was not such great idea
Anonymous No.96514165 [Report]
>>96514159
You'll look back on these one day.
Anonymous No.96514167 [Report] >>96514170
>>96514159
Those look ok for first models, and eldar are relatively easy to paint with less gribblies
Anonymous No.96514170 [Report] >>96514175 >>96514189
>>96514167
The problem is that I have no idea how possibly to improve my paintjob.
Anonymous No.96514173 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
Hehe, OP posted cock and balls.
Anonymous No.96514174 [Report] >>96514183
What does "sections of terrain" mean? That you can move it as long as it's just a part of your base and not your whole base?
Anonymous No.96514175 [Report] >>96514184 >>96515481 >>96515744
>>96514170
Thin your paints
wield your brush like a penis
and the most important bit is to wash your models like they're being baptized.
Anonymous No.96514178 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
Started in 4th Ed because the game still had soul and it was easier to get a game of 40K at some local shops than fantasy. Funnily enough that’s still why I play 40K minus the soul
Anonymous No.96514183 [Report]
>>96514174
it will rarely come into play since pipes and small terrain features are not WTC, same with small 1-store ruins
Anonymous No.96514184 [Report]
>>96514175
>Thin your paints
Done
>and the most important bit is to wash your models like they're being baptized.
Done
Anonymous No.96514189 [Report] >>96514208
>>96514170
You'll probably want thinner highlights as your next step. So improved brush control which comes from practice, and less paint on the brush tip when highlighting.
Anonymous No.96514191 [Report] >>96514194
>>96514137 (OP)
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?
4th edition and because of Dawn of War.
Originally i had painted my stuff as ultramarines i think because there was a guide to painting them in the sm codex? and i just followed it. Then when i was looking through the rule book some more, because i really liked reading it, i saw the black templars and loved them and repainted my army. I think it was this image specifically that made newly teen me go "this is the coolest thing ever"
Because I was 13 at the time, this meant I just painted over the already poorly painted blue.
It was shortly before the Black Templar codex dropped because I remember bringing my templars to my local GW and playing them and the manager telling me that BTs were getting a codex of their own in a few weeks and I was really excited for it and bought it when it came out.
I had a landraider crusader with metal parts that refused to stay on no matter how many times i superglued them
thank you for coming to my blog and also bringing back memories
Anonymous No.96514194 [Report] >>96514198 >>96514210
>>96514191
dawn of war came out in the middle of 4th edition? Damn that games old as fuck then
Anonymous No.96514198 [Report]
>>96514194
4th edition dropped a month before DoW my man
Also i was wrong and it was the 3rd edition rule book i was looking through when i found the templars, i had bought an older one for some reason
I saw this and had flashbacks to sitting at my desk and painting directly from the pot, no thinning
Anonymous No.96514201 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>TQ
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?
2nd ed
I was into nerd shit as a kid and my dad got me a white dwarf, I then saved up some money and got the 2nd ed box with a friend
I dropped out of the hobby near the end of 3rd (maybe early 4th? after the black crusade campaign they did) and only got back into it with 8th
Anonymous No.96514204 [Report] >>96515572
Where is it GW? Where the fuck is it?!?!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous No.96514205 [Report] >>96514207 >>96514211 >>96514599
Do good female Catachan jungle fighter miniatures exist for 3D printing?
Anonymous No.96514207 [Report]
>>96514205
>Do good female Catachan jungle fighter miniatures exist for 3D printing?
Any answer other than "who cares" is incorrect.
Anonymous No.96514208 [Report] >>96514218 >>96514222
>>96514189
Thank you, but when I trying to thin them more they becomes barely visible on the model after drying up
Anonymous No.96514210 [Report]
>>96514194
The original DoW is from 2004 anon, the expansions kept it going through to 2008/2009 though
Anonymous No.96514211 [Report]
>>96514205
depends on what style you're looking for
Anonymous No.96514218 [Report] >>96514233
>>96514208
That is a feature, not a bug.
You paint in a smaller area each time and the thin paint gives a much less stark contrast to the highlights.
Anonymous No.96514222 [Report] >>96514233
>>96514208
Ah, I meant thinner as in the line is thinner, rather than the paint itself. More concentrated in a small line along the edge, less spilling out onto the flat panels. You can also do this by taking the flat panel colour and going over the highlight where it strays too far from the edge.
Anonymous No.96514228 [Report] >>96515206
I’m glad I painted all these plague marines with bolters or ccw that literally are never used. Guess I need to rip some off for plague spewers
Anonymous No.96514233 [Report] >>96514240
>>96514218
>>96514222
TY to both of you
Anonymous No.96514234 [Report] >>96514238
>>96514144
women?
Anonymous No.96514238 [Report] >>96515998
>>96514234
"women"
Anonymous No.96514240 [Report]
>>96514233
all good lad, show us your next models when you're done with them
Anonymous No.96514256 [Report]
>>96514140
Nice. At this rate you'll have a full combat squad in no time.
Anonymous No.96514278 [Report]
Imperial agents expansion is coming I can feel it
>TQ
8th ed. My sister got into it because of her (now ex) boyfriend and because of how much she enjoys like working with DIY and painting tiny things stuff. I knew about 40k from a distance but when I saw her painting those khornate model kits I wanted to pick some up for myself because I already enjoyed gunpla beforehand and had enough hobby tools avaiable at home. Half of my friends group was also getting into 40k so it felt like a good decision to. I don't regret it one bit to be fair, I would if I wasn't smart with my purchases.
Anonymous No.96514281 [Report] >>96514295 >>96514351 >>96514359 >>96515537 >>96515541
How many of you play with "Legends" units?
I really like the HH tanks, but I don't want to play HH because it's ghey.
Anonymous No.96514295 [Report]
>>96514281
>How many of you play with "Legends" units?
I've used the bike warboss and big mek, will use the kill tank if I ever get a chance. Might pick up a plastic leviathan dread for my CSMs sometime too
Anonymous No.96514305 [Report] >>96514326 >>96514346 >>96514352 >>96515543 >>96516264 >>96516276 >>96516285 >>96516450
I love her so much now we just need a proper female Farseer sculpt.
Anonymous No.96514311 [Report] >>96514327 >>96514331 >>96514344 >>96514495 >>96514511 >>96514550 >>96514580 >>96514679 >>96515705
What units do you think are missing in your army?
Anonymous No.96514326 [Report]
>>96514305
The veil head is pretty noice
Anonymous No.96514327 [Report]
>>96514311
Something else to attach the 7 leaders that can be only attached to Plague Marines.
I don't know what, though. Plague Marines can already be run as shooty or melee. Maybe something like a dedicated tanky melee unit? PMs are kinda glass cannon-y (for DG's standards).
Anonymous No.96514328 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?
Technically 6th edition but I followed the game, read codexes and had a few minis since 3rd.
It was just inaccessible to younger me until Herald of Ruin (remember that?)
Anonymous No.96514331 [Report] >>96514348 >>96514375 >>96515680
>>96514311
The chart must be completed
Anonymous No.96514335 [Report] >>96514659
>>96514137 (OP)
wtf is this autistic shit
Anonymous No.96514339 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>astrogranite debris
Gone, but not forgotten.
We will miss you
Anonymous No.96514344 [Report] >>96515445
>>96514311
midline battle tank for orks so I have a good use for a looted predator or leman russ
Anonymous No.96514346 [Report]
>>96514305
I love the sculpt except the weird knife collar that is around her neck
Anonymous No.96514347 [Report] >>96514357
>>96514140
Lit AF bro, especiall the backpack skull holding the chain. What did you use to sculpt? The yellow stuff?
Anonymous No.96514348 [Report] >>96514362
>>96514331
>I want even more overpriced Space Marines characters
>I want an even more bloated codex
What's wrong with SM players?
Is it treatable?
Anonymous No.96514351 [Report]
>>96514281
I've used Leviathans before. Very pricey at 215 points but it's such a cool model it's worth it.
Anonymous No.96514352 [Report] >>96514370
>>96514305
she has i can fix her energy
Anonymous No.96514357 [Report] >>96514374
>>96514347
Thanks. It's Tamiya epoxy putty quick type.
Anonymous No.96514359 [Report]
>>96514281
Almost every game.
I paid for them, I painted them, I'm going to play them.
Anonymous No.96514362 [Report] >>96514379 >>96514398
>>96514348
>>I want an even more bloated codex
Bloat is only bad if you don't have a good memory.
Also model variety is always good for flavor and allows you to make better armies.
Anonymous No.96514370 [Report]
>>96514352
only if you take the clown pill
Anonymous No.96514374 [Report] >>96514380
>>96514357
Cool, can you post the other flamer astartes you did previously?
Anonymous No.96514375 [Report]
>>96514331
the champion you put in tacticus is also actually bladeguard and if the phobos medic can fill that spot then you can put the iron hand special character as the gravis techmarine, the sanguinary priest as the bladeguard apothecary, the wolf priest as spooky chaplain, a deathwing knight as terminator champion, the white scar character as captain on bike, the blood angel guy as jump pack chaplain
Anonymous No.96514376 [Report] >>96514404
Genestealer cults are so weird. Why did GW think them up? They fill an almost identical role to mortal chaos cults.
Anonymous No.96514379 [Report] >>96514392 >>96514480
>>96514362
Bloat is also bad because it eats resources that would be better spent on bloating something better, or updating something deserving.
Anonymous No.96514380 [Report] >>96514388
>>96514374
I didn't do any dudes with flamers yet. Are you talking about this one? >>96504967
Anonymous No.96514388 [Report]
>>96514380
Sorry I just meant astartes, I just called them flamer astartes because they are literally on fire, thanks
Anonymous No.96514392 [Report]
>>96514379
The other shit doesn't get updated because it is worth updating.
Anonymous No.96514396 [Report] >>96514400
Chaos or somthing i don't know
Anonymous No.96514398 [Report] >>96514420 >>96514459
>>96514362
>allows you to make better armies.
That's completely the opposite.
More combinations means there will be something that slips and it's too strong.
That force the balance team to nerf the faction, often hitting other things in the crossfire.

If you played for any reasonable amount of time you will remember plenty of times were a faction only had one or two viable lists because of that.

>Bloat is only bad if you don't have a good memory.
It completely overwhelms new players and casual collectors. Look at Stormcasts in AoS. The faction was meant to be the "new popolar guys" and it was completely inaccessible. New people were unable to make a viable lists because most of them required old characters and units you couldn't find.

So in 4th edition they were force to cull a huge amount of units and characters (some only a few years old), and veterans that had all of those were extremely angry, and rightfully so.

Too much stuff is bad for everybody, the new and the veteran.
Anonymous No.96514400 [Report] >>96514428
>>96514396
Kys avatarfag.
Anonymous No.96514401 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>What edition did you start with
8th
>and why did you start?
Because of Dawn of War. It took this much time for me to grow up and start earning money. It's why GW started doing so well suddenly, Dawn of War players finally started buying minis.
Anonymous No.96514404 [Report] >>96514417 >>96514434
>>96514376
Because 40k is a sci fi setting taking on a lot of modern and futuristic elements
shadows over innsmouth, alien, invasion of bodysnatchers are all fitting stuff to take inspiration from

chaos is too lame and fantasy
Anonymous No.96514411 [Report]
1k tournament at my lgs.
I'm playing sisters.


Adepta Sororitas
Incursion (1000 points)
Hallowed Martyrs


CHARACTERS

Palatine (75 points)
• Warlord
• 1x Palatine blade
1x Plasma pistol
• Enhancement: Chaplet of Sacrifice


BATTLELINE

Battle Sisters Squad (105 points)
• 1x Sister Superior
• 1x Bolt pistol
1x Close combat weapon
1x Plasma pistol
1x Power weapon
• 9x Battle Sister
• 9x Bolt pistol
7x Boltgun
9x Close combat weapon
1x Meltagun
1x Multi-melta
1x Simulacrum Imperialis

Battle Sisters Squad (105 points)
• 1x Sister Superior
• 1x Bolt pistol
1x Close combat weapon
1x Plasma pistol
1x Power weapon
• 9x Battle Sister
• 9x Bolt pistol
7x Boltgun
9x Close combat weapon
1x Meltagun
1x Multi-melta
1x Simulacrum Imperialis


DEDICATED TRANSPORTS

Sororitas Rhino (75 points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
1x Storm bolter


OTHER DATASHEETS

Exorcist (210 points)
• 1x Armoured tracks
1x Exorcist missile launcher
1x Heavy bolter

Penitent Engines (75 points)
• 1x Penitent flamers
1x Twin penitent buzz-blades

Repentia Squad (160 points)
• 1x Repentia Superior
• 1x Bolt pistol
1x Neural whips
• 9x Sister Repentia
• 9x Penitent eviscerator

Retributor Squad (115 points)
• 1x Retributor Superior
• 1x Bolt pistol
1x Boltgun
1x Close combat weapon
• 4x Retributor
• 4x Bolt pistol
4x Close combat weapon
4x Multi-melta

Seraphim Squad (80 points)
• 1x Seraphim Superior
• 2x Bolt pistol
1x Close combat weapon
• 4x Seraphim
• 4x Bolt pistol
4x Close combat weapon
4x Ministorum hand flamer

Anyone seeing anything obviously wrong with this list?
I know at least 2 people are playing heavily mechanised orks, there'll be death guard, maybe world eaters.
Anonymous No.96514417 [Report] >>96514432 >>96514525 >>96514587 >>96514732
>>96514404
Alien has nothing to do with Genestealer Cults.
Anonymous No.96514420 [Report] >>96514429
>>96514398
>More combinations means there will be something that slips and it's too strong.
That doesn't matter. What matters if aesthetics.
Anonymous No.96514428 [Report]
>>96514400
I only see idols of Chaos here.
Anonymous No.96514429 [Report]
>>96514420
That's an argument I can accept
Anonymous No.96514432 [Report]
>>96514417
Genestealer cults are a marxist dogwhistle
Anonymous No.96514434 [Report] >>96514484 >>96514531
>>96514404
>chaos is too lame and fantasy
Why is all the external media meant to advertise the game about the clones of the children of god fighting against clones of the children of god but spiky?
What's more fantasy than demi-gods?
Anonymous No.96514457 [Report] >>96514460
There is Hachette's Combat Patrol in my country so I got these for 10€ and painted them for my bro.
Anonymous No.96514459 [Report]
>>96514398
Just treat different armor types like you would treat wargear in old codexes.
>Space marine captain is equipped with tacticus armor
>Space marine captain may switch their tacticus armor with one(1) armor type from the astartes armor list
That way you only need one datasheet per type of character
Anonymous No.96514460 [Report]
>>96514457
They look really good anon!
Anonymous No.96514478 [Report] >>96514483 >>96514486 >>96514487 >>96514505 >>96514870 >>96515225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cogS7ElbAE

AH THEY GOT THIS STUPID BITCH TO PAINT AETHON AND ITS 0/10 AWFUL ICANT
Anonymous No.96514480 [Report]
>>96514379
Yeah like legiones imperialis.
Anonymous No.96514483 [Report] >>96514513 >>96515225
>>96514478
no fucking way
Anonymous No.96514484 [Report]
>>96514434
>all the external media
It really isn't. You are only thinking about Horus Heresy books, ignoring other BL stuff. In vidya only meaningful game about SM vs CSM are Space Marine games. And ironically enough CSM are fucking hated there to the point that consensus is that games go to complete shit when spiky marines show up.
Anonymous No.96514486 [Report]
>>96514478
Why is the model showcase so dark?
Anonymous No.96514487 [Report] >>96514513 >>96515225
>>96514478
Holy shit, that's terrible hahah
Anonymous No.96514491 [Report] >>96514800
>>96514137 (OP)
I like orks :D
Anonymous No.96514495 [Report] >>96514503
>>96514311
Biker sisters
Anonymous No.96514503 [Report] >>96514516
>>96514495
I've been asking for horse rider sisters for the last 2 editions. Some Joan of arc style character to lead them too, hell, I'd even take canonness on holy steed at this point. Just give them the shield/spear from sacrosancts.
Anonymous No.96514505 [Report]
>>96514478
her paint is so fuckin dry and needs to be thinned
Anonymous No.96514511 [Report]
>>96514311
i'd like a yaegir/prospector kahl on a bike but then i know it will be shit because they likely woudn't give it the HyLas or Magna Rail
Ironkin forgefiend like, a quadruped firing station, so imagine stormsurge but votann-sized. Could come in with blender for hands
Anonymous No.96514513 [Report]
>>96514487
>>96514483
Stop bullying her
Anonymous No.96514516 [Report] >>96514520 >>96514524 >>96514547 >>96514718
>>96514503
Horses are gay and stupid. So are special characters.
Anonymous No.96514520 [Report]
>>96514516
Horses are some of the straightest shit there is
Anonymous No.96514524 [Report]
>>96514516
>Horses are gay and stupid
>Yes ther Imperial Guard can be exact copies of 1700 british army units
>No they can't have horses that's ridiculous
Anonymous No.96514525 [Report] >>96514542
>>96514417
>Alien has nothing to do with Genestealer
dude
Anonymous No.96514531 [Report]
>>96514434
>Why is all the external media meant to advertise the game about the clones of the children of god fighting against clones of the children of god but spiky?
But it isn't
Anonymous No.96514542 [Report] >>96514549
>>96514525
Yeah it's a really weird association. Do you think all Metal Chest Armor is inspired by exosuits that can fly in space, perchance.
Anonymous No.96514547 [Report] >>96514693 >>96514704
>>96514516
Considering SoB are THE religion faction, and there's something very christpilled about a woman knight riding into battle on a pristine white horse, I think it's not silly at all to give the sisters a cavalry unity. It'd be nice to have a fast unit that's not just a 75 point rhino tax on top of another unit of infantry.
Anonymous No.96514549 [Report] >>96514561
>>96514542
Dude!
Anonymous No.96514550 [Report]
>>96514311
New Tantalus spotted
Anonymous No.96514561 [Report]
>>96514549
nta but those legs are clearly xenomorph inspired
Anonymous No.96514580 [Report]
>>96514311
I just want Chaos Cultists on bikes.

Genestealers Cult getting those, Astra Militarum got horses, and instead I got my autogun cultists in legend.
Anonymous No.96514587 [Report]
>>96514417
>half-human hybrids (like in Alien 4) of an airvent-crawling exoskeletal/biomechanical monster with razor-sharp claws/teeth and ribbed vents/pistons and mouth-positor (like in AvP) has nothing to do with Alien Franchise
Anonymous No.96514599 [Report]
>>96514205
Across the realms has a great range of female jungle fighters
Anonymous No.96514620 [Report] >>96514643 >>96514667
Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.
Anonymous No.96514641 [Report] >>96514649 >>96514894
I am going to buy this
Anonymous No.96514643 [Report] >>96514659 >>96514675 >>96514731
>>96514620
I hope so too so you'll finally shut the fuck up about it
Anonymous No.96514649 [Report] >>96514668
>>96514641
why? it looks like shit like all other baby carriers
Anonymous No.96514659 [Report] >>96514670 >>96514709 >>96514712
>>96514335
>>96514643
>archivefagging
Anonymous No.96514667 [Report]
>>96514620
You're getting two pity characters and you are going to like it.

>Oh, also have the single worse value combat patrol GW has ever done
>Because fuck you, I guess.
Anonymous No.96514668 [Report]
>>96514649
it has sovl and designed by an ex-fw designer
Anonymous No.96514670 [Report]
>>96514659
>nooo you can't point out some retard has been spamming the same shit for 600 threads!!!
nta but fuck off, faggot
Anonymous No.96514675 [Report] >>96514712
>>96514643
>archivefaggot
Anonymous No.96514678 [Report]
Tau are pretty cool, aren't they?
Anonymous No.96514679 [Report] >>96514686 >>96514810
>>96514311
>What units do you think are missing in your army?
Fucking everything
Anonymous No.96514685 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>TQ
Late 4th, around 2005, bought my first minis: old rubrics box with metal upgrade bits, BT crusader squad, and some stormboys and a metal nob with powerklaw. Because those were the coolest miniatures ever, all of them. I started because of DoW, of course.
Anonymous No.96514686 [Report] >>96514810
>>96514679
Sistersister...
It's over....
Really though, post your quiet girls, I'd love to see them
I have one of all the SoS things, other than the transport which is next to be built
Anonymous No.96514693 [Report]
>>96514547
play fantasy or historicals if you want horses imho
Anonymous No.96514704 [Report]
>>96514547
nuns and bikes belong together more than nuns and horses
Anonymous No.96514709 [Report]
>>96514659
It takes two clicks.
Anonymous No.96514712 [Report] >>96514715 >>96514722 >>96514734 >>96514750
>>96514659
>>96514675
What’s wrong with checking archives?
Anonymous No.96514713 [Report]
>>96514140
WIP from last night. Got a strong start on my earthshakers.
Anonymous No.96514714 [Report] >>96514727 >>96514946 >>96515057
Anonymous No.96514715 [Report] >>96514719
>>96514712
You cant prove that the past actually happened
Anonymous No.96514718 [Report]
>>96514516
No, thats would be bikes
Anonymous No.96514719 [Report] >>96514723
>>96514715
But the archive does prove that stuff happened in the past. What are you getting at?
Anonymous No.96514722 [Report] >>96514729
>>96514712
Nothing, anon is just trying to force a meme that "remembering things is bad, actually".
I think ti may be decalfag again.
Anonymous No.96514723 [Report] >>96514729
>>96514719
The past has never existed and you literally cannot prove otherwise
its always now, retard
its like saying the future exists
no it doesnt
its now
Anonymous No.96514727 [Report] >>96514742
>>96514714
What's funny is this is an edit and the original was a chaosfag screeching at the marine and nid going "lets copy aliens"
Anonymous No.96514728 [Report]
sometimes i ponder if imperium narrativefags were happier if there was a dune board game where its just humans vs humans vs humans
Anonymous No.96514729 [Report] >>96514735
>>96514722
Alright thanks.
>>96514723
Archiving proves that something happened in the past on this website. So don’t do stupid things lest someone remembers.
Anonymous No.96514731 [Report]
>>96514643
>archivefagging
Anonymous No.96514732 [Report] >>96514739
>>96514417
Don't worry about the (you)s. Original Spacehulk Genestealers are the Alien equivalent in 40k but Genestealer Cults are a different thing with the Genestealers joining the Tyranids. So you're right.
>t. GSC player
Anonymous No.96514734 [Report]
>>96514712
It's reddit behavior where people check everyone's post history to try to argue with them over things they said in the past instead of the current post itself. It's harmless on 4chan but it also doesn't really prove it was the same person either because there are no accounts, especially when people search by images because lots of people download the same image from the same source.
For example, half those ritual post he found in the archive could be from people copying it or quoting it in their own posts.
Anonymous No.96514735 [Report] >>96514760
>>96514729
But you cant prove those things happened, that sthe point
Everything could have just started existing 4 seconds ago and happend to have fallen int oplace like this
you need to think bigger
Anonymous No.96514738 [Report] >>96514752 >>96514769
>TQ
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?

The miniature game with 8th ed. because it was actually manageable. I still believe that index 8th ed. was the best edition there ever was and I'll die on that hill (I have played games of 7th).

Into 40k I got many years earlier due to the FFG RPGs.

now I have a dozen armies and I am trapped in Stockholm syndrom hell.
Anonymous No.96514739 [Report] >>96516476 >>96516690
>>96514732
>genestealers are alien, but genestealers are a different thing from genestealers
Anonymous No.96514742 [Report] >>96514757
>>96514727
Anon's image is more accurate because that is what 40k is about according to the creators.
Xenos are just a sideshow attraction and exist for target practise.
Anonymous No.96514750 [Report]
>>96514712
Nothing, unless you do it obsessively.
Anonymous No.96514751 [Report] >>96514780
Do you put your models unto their bases then apply textured mud or something or paint the base first then put the mini on?
Anonymous No.96514752 [Report] >>96514772
>>96514738
I felt that Stockholm syndrome part. Sometimes I wonder about leaving the warhammer woods and going /awg/ due to gw’s bullshit.
Anonymous No.96514754 [Report]
>TQ
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?

Kinda depends on what you mean "start with"
When did I first get involved in Warhammer/miniatures? Towards the end of 3rd Ed. 40k.
When did I first start to collect Warhammer 40000? A little after becoming interested in miniatures.
When did I first play Warhammer 40000? 4th Ed.

>why did you start?

I was a massive Lord of the Rings fan and had dreams of building a bunch of LotR stuff out of Lego. I was vaguely aware of Warhammer via White Dwarf and would some times flip through it in the News Agents. Mostly just for the LotR stuff because I thought Fantasy and 40k were just edgy goth shit.
Then one issue (286 off the top of my head) had a guide for to how to build a Barrow-Down barrow for LotR that I thought was really cool, so I bought it. I always loved sci-fi, but at the time I was going through a Fantasy phase, so my first foray into Warhammers was there. For Christmas that year I got some LotR minis and pic related. Over the next year my interest in fantasy (outside of LotR) waned and I got into 40k. A year or so after 4th Ed. released, I bought the Battle for McCragge box set and taught myself how to play.

With a few exemptions, I bought every issue of White Dwarf for the next 10 and bit years. I missed one (April 2010, I think) and when I realised it was no longer available for back order, so I figured I'd pick it up on eBay or something later. Then in early 2013 my dad died and everything else got pushed to the side. By the time I'd started to put myself back together I'd missed like 5 issues. I emailed GW Australia's customer support to ask them about getting back issues. They said they no longer did back issues, but asked for my address and what issues I was missing, just in case. A week later I received a parcel from GW which contained all the missing issues, including the one from 2010.
Anonymous No.96514757 [Report] >>96514767
>>96514742
The creators made 40k without chaos, for the purpose of having stormtroopers and world wars soldiers fight against alien bugs, orcs with guns, killer robots, and space pirates.

To say the point of 40k is chaos is like saying the point of modern 40k is the leagues of votann.
Anonymous No.96514760 [Report] >>96514763
>>96514735
A story only exists while you are reading it, and yet it still waits in a fixed order to be observed. A failure of experience does not imply a failure of existence. Predictable patterns emerge and can be extrapolated forward and backwards through both time and space.
You are a faggot. You have been a faggot. You will be a faggot.
Anonymous No.96514763 [Report] >>96514766 >>96514777
>>96514760
The futire isnt real retard
it doesnt exist
Anonymous No.96514766 [Report]
>>96514763
I'm already there. Come find me.
Anonymous No.96514767 [Report] >>96514782
>>96514757
The enemy within is always more interesting than the obvious xenos monster. That's the secret of 40ks success.
Anonymous No.96514769 [Report] >>96514781 >>96514809
>>96514738
This is the most faggot 10th edition list I've ever seen.

If I played you IRL and you put this shit on the field, you wouldn't have a friend any longer, You should actually fucking rethink your entire basedboy life.
Anonymous No.96514772 [Report]
>>96514752
I actually started with Bolt Action and then Chain of Command. I highly recommend /awg/

But go 15mm! I made the mistake of starting with 28mm and I deeply regret it...
Anonymous No.96514777 [Report]
>>96514763
Even the eternal now of the working memory is a mental composite of a time lapse of several moments of observation and mental predictions of expected information. You are already a creature that stretches forward and backwards through time in small struggling grasps for what is beyond your reach.
You cannot prove you have ever painted models unless you are painting them right at this moment.
Anonymous No.96514780 [Report] >>96514789
>>96514751
I pin everything and do bases separately for most things. Have to make exceptions for modern models and all their shitty tactical rocks though.
Anonymous No.96514781 [Report] >>96514792
>>96514769
Wraiths are cool and that list isn't even good anymore. Maybe you should just play the game and be willing to play games with your friends for fun even if you might lose and enjoy their company.
Anonymous No.96514782 [Report]
>>96514767
>The enemy within
Yeah, genestealer cults, religious schisms and tech heresy.
And it's not even more interesting, just more options, at the end of the day 40k is for wargames, not about wacking tax evaders.

The secret of 40k's success were plastic kits and bombastic artworks, not sophisticated narratives.
Anonymous No.96514789 [Report]
>>96514780
How do you deal with the uneven surface of the texture muds? Apply some on the bottom of the feet and attach?
Anonymous No.96514792 [Report] >>96514797 >>96514799 >>96514839 >>96514866 >>96514871
>>96514781
MAYBE YOU SHOULD SUCK A FUCKING DICK AND STOP MAKING EXCUSES YOU FAT FAGGOT.

You are the reason nobody likes playing this hobby anymore. Fucking asshats like you that probably played "RULES AS WRITTEN" and took the double regen.

Get fucked. Shove a knife right up your ass and bleed the fuck out. You are a disgusting piece of shit.
Anonymous No.96514797 [Report]
>>96514792
NTA, post your army and proof that you played a game of 10th
Anonymous No.96514799 [Report]
>>96514792
Jesus christ daddy chill
Anonymous No.96514800 [Report]
>>96514491
hey that's cool, I also care only for orks
Anonymous No.96514809 [Report] >>96514816
>>96514769
Anon, what he posted isn't even a 2000p army
Anonymous No.96514810 [Report] >>96514830
>>96514686
>>96514679
NTA, but, and I know this is a 'my dad works for nintendo' type post, a friend of mine who works for GW said the SoS had a bunch of sculpts that were being shown off in the studio a few years back, and were intended to follow after the Aquisitor release.
According to him, the decision to minimise resin releases and instead make mainstay kits in plastic is the reason they weren't released.
Also, Cust and SoS are a HH army, not 40k. Literally that is the team that works on them. Which is why they only get pity characters in 40k.
They can't get a big 40k release until they get a HH release, and in HH they are behind everyone else in the priority queue.
Anonymous No.96514816 [Report] >>96514820 >>96514825
>>96514809
doesnt matter what points level it is, you don't have to play 2k. These models are pure faggotry.
Anonymous No.96514820 [Report]
>>96514816
>no models
>no games
shut the fuck up you cocksucking shitposter
Anonymous No.96514825 [Report] >>96514901
>>96514816
It's 1545p without enhancements, thereby disqualifying it ftom 1500p games. 1750p games don't exist because that's the delusions of a madman, so obviously it's built for 2000p, which implies it's not the full list.
Anonymous No.96514828 [Report]
Logan grimnerd
Anonymous No.96514830 [Report]
>>96514810
This honestly doesn't surprise me, HH 2nd edition had a lot of very interesting things for Sister of Silence that then just vanished when 3rd edition came out.
Anonymous No.96514839 [Report]
>>96514792
lol
Anonymous No.96514855 [Report] >>96514865 >>96514889
>>96514137 (OP)
I started at the very ass end of 6th edition and got a full dose of 7th.

I accept that 7th was the pinnacle of everything that was wrong with that era of 40k rules, but it was the most fun and pissed off I’ve ever been at this game.

Something about stratagems and rerolls everywhere and gotcha type rules took the air out of the game for me.
Anonymous No.96514863 [Report]
>you can't like wraith Eldar armies because... because you can't!!
they aren't even strong
Anonymous No.96514865 [Report]
>>96514855
stratagems fucking suck.
Anonymous No.96514866 [Report]
>>96514792
What the fuck anon, did a wraithhost abuse you as a child or something holy shit, where's all this emotion coming from.
lmao
Anonymous No.96514870 [Report] >>96514881
>>96514478
>Corax White directly over black primer
This is actually physically painful to watch
Anonymous No.96514871 [Report]
>>96514792
AAAIIIEEE NOT THE TOUGHNESS 7 NO INVULN 4+ TO HIT WRAITHS NOOOOOO SAVE ME GWMAN
Anonymous No.96514876 [Report] >>96514883 >>96514887 >>96514915 >>96514918 >>96514948 >>96514955
Do you mindlessly devour everything gw does, /40kg/?
Anonymous No.96514881 [Report] >>96514885
>>96514870
Somewhat related, some anons in /wip/ are saying that if you use liquitex white ink instead of water to thin corax white it covers really nicely and very smoothly.
Anonymous No.96514882 [Report] >>96514928
I love this bad boy so much. I wish I had one.
Anonymous No.96514883 [Report]
>>96514876
Only for the factions I like.
Anonymous No.96514885 [Report] >>96514892 >>96514902
>>96514881
Wouldn’t white ink instead of water work that way for any white paint?
Anonymous No.96514887 [Report]
>>96514876
I own 6 armies so almost.
Anonymous No.96514889 [Report] >>96514900
>>96514855
gotchas are the worst shit.
basically deciding the outcome of a 3 hour game because you forgot one of the million rules the opponents has.
Anonymous No.96514892 [Report]
>>96514885
Yeah probably so. I don't paint white all that often so I never really bothered to check
Anonymous No.96514894 [Report]
>>96514641
I wish Edgar could/would sell the original

To think the whole Solar Auxilia range was just him trying computer modeling and it ending up so good GW bought it.
Anonymous No.96514900 [Report] >>96514905
>>96514889
Shouldn’t gotchas not be a problem if you’re playing by intent
Anonymous No.96514901 [Report]
>>96514825
yeah. I am sure in a friendly game people will be like:"You aren't following tournament rules!" and refuse to play...
Anonymous No.96514902 [Report]
>>96514885
Yes, but that's what I had on hand to do it with.
I assume any white acrylic paint would work.
It's actually still very slightly off when mixed with corax white which is useful.
This was two coats of it over black spray and I no longer have to prime the shoulders and other pads i want white in a different batch
Anonymous No.96514905 [Report] >>96514909
>>96514900
I agree. but then why have them in the first place? most of them are only useful if your opponents forgets about them.
Anonymous No.96514906 [Report] >>96514908
working on my collage submission
Anonymous No.96514908 [Report]
>>96514906
>chinamen forgot my storm shields
I am not working on mine, I'm planning something else now.
Something chinese
Anonymous No.96514909 [Report]
>>96514905
Just because someone knows they exist doesn’t make them less threatening
Anonymous No.96514912 [Report] >>96514922 >>96514923
I don't suppose the White Consuls Chapter symbol, a blue hawk head, is on any of the transfer sheets, is it?
Anonymous No.96514915 [Report]
>>96514876
Thankfully no.
I've been putting off getting a castellan and the cadian upgrade sprue for as long as they came out.
I checked out a store that might had old/oop kits (all they had was hounds of morkais lmao) and even after grabbing the two boxes and thinking to myself that the castellan was still very neat I decided to not get it since it was just GW prices.

If I'm gonna get stuff at GW prices at least let it be delivered to my house AND count towards a voucher.

I had found a -20% website but free delivery is after ~150 bucks of purchase and I'd rather not start buying stuff I don't really want just to reach their desired amount. I know why they do it, I ain't playing that game unless it benefits me.
Anonymous No.96514918 [Report]
>>96514876
Only primarchs and marines. So like 80% of their range.
Anonymous No.96514921 [Report] >>96514926 >>96514933
Should I do this bros...
Anonymous No.96514922 [Report] >>96514936
>>96514912
Doesn't seem like it.
1) use the raptors logo (same but white) and paint over it. This is the insane option.
2) Buy 3rd party transfer sheets. This is the reasonable option.
3) Find 3rd party sculpted pauldrons. This is the based option.
Anonymous No.96514923 [Report] >>96514936
>>96514912
I suppose you could use the Raptors transfers and paint them over with blue
Anonymous No.96514926 [Report]
>>96514921
Depends, does it have the options you want? Isn't there 2 kits because there's like 8 turret options?
Anonymous No.96514928 [Report]
>>96514882
I'll honestly be surprised if this makes it into their codex untouched. It's like the only playable aircraft in the game right now and GW resents that fact constantly
Anonymous No.96514933 [Report]
>>96514921
yeah its a nice enough kit
Anonymous No.96514935 [Report] >>96514944 >>96514951 >>96514965
Question:

I'm just getting back into 40k after more then a decade out, and I could have sworn that they use to list who sculpted what miniature on their store pages back in the day, but they don't seem to know days.

Am I right, was that something they use to do? And if so, have they stopped it, or do they actually list that information somewhere?
Anonymous No.96514936 [Report] >>96514942 >>96515127
>>96514922
>>96514923
If I just used the Raptors logo as is, would I upset the White Consuls fan community?
Anonymous No.96514942 [Report] >>96514952
>>96514936
They're your marines, haters gonna hate.
I'm notsure how you'd have a white icon on a white background.

Contrary to popular belief, you can make /yourdudes/ using existing dudes.
Anonymous No.96514944 [Report]
>>96514935
GW stopped accrediting artists for everything around 6th edition I think, and then even their painters stopped getting credits in 9th. Basically too many people developing their own following and then leaving the company to start their own competing products.
Anonymous No.96514946 [Report]
>>96514714
>compelling narrative about the battle for the soul of-
Bro thinks World of Warcraft has "compelling narrative"
:wilted_rose: :wilted_rose: :wilted_rose:
Anonymous No.96514948 [Report]
>>96514876
i buy a lot of orks.

i dont think i have ever bought a space marine kit.
Anonymous No.96514951 [Report] >>96514974
>>96514935
>Am I right, was that something they use to do?
A long, long time ago.
>And if so, have they stopped it, or do they actually list that information somewhere?
They've stopped explicitly listing codex authors and miniature designers outside of some isolated instances in community articles/WD. Probably to prevent harassment after the whole Matt Ward thing.
Anonymous No.96514952 [Report] >>96514972
>>96514942
ah piss, for some reason I thought the Raptors logo was black
Anonymous No.96514955 [Report]
>>96514876
I mindlessly devour stuff they made 30 years ago
Anonymous No.96514961 [Report] >>96514964 >>96514967 >>96514978
>>96514137 (OP)
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?
9th. I watched a lot of lore videos after burning through all of Warhammer Fantasy
10th ed is honestly way better than 9th ed
Anonymous No.96514964 [Report]
>>96514961
>10th ed is honestly way better than 9th ed
Not a high bar anon.
Anonymous No.96514965 [Report]
>>96514935
I remember minis having "sculpted by X" in WDs at the very least.

GW doesn't want personalities. Why? Because then GW loses power over their customers. If people like someone, and that someone leaves GW, customers can follow the person.

Duncan, for instance. Now GW competition.
Anonymous No.96514967 [Report]
>>96514961
I respectfully disagree.
Anonymous No.96514972 [Report]
>>96514952
Could always do the black consuls lol
Anonymous No.96514974 [Report] >>96514990
>>96514951
>to prevent harassment
Really working out for gorthor brown
Anonymous No.96514978 [Report]
>>96514961
9th wasnt very good. 10th isnt either but its better.
Anonymous No.96514982 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
moneyless interest since 5th mostly orbiting dark eldar and necrons with refreshes, first game in 7th or 8th with starter box csm (borrowed) and attempted to start collecting KDaemonkin but didnt get far. Now starting properly in 10th, borrowed custodes twice (didnt really like them that much) and finishing my 1k in votann but i might also try out dark eldar later with small pivot into ynnari/craftworlders. If I ever were to do marines it'd be either Covenant of Fire for loyalists and custom warband for csm, maybe IW/WB splinter that just likes to shove demons into toasters
Anonymous No.96514986 [Report]
I want more Marines and I want them faster!!!
Anonymous No.96514988 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>TQ
Technically very end of 4th circa 2008, in practice 5th.
My brother did 40k and I thought the universe and kits were pretty damn neat.
My brother has a knack for making me regret doing stuff with him so I didn't play the game much.
Anonymous No.96514990 [Report] >>96515016
>>96514974
Stratagems are awesome and there should be more rules that encourage interactivity between the players. Without them you can literally get up and walk away while their opponent does their turn. It actually gives you something to do and is a neat strategic decision as well as another dimension to give rules synergies to units and armies that's fun for people who actually like traditional games.
Anonymous No.96514992 [Report] >>96515001 >>96515016 >>96515262
I'm kinda wondering if the Astartes animator will show Space Marines dying to anything. He was very good at showing how they matched up against Chaos Cultists with nothing but stubbers but obviously this isn't going to translate to the same success against any other enemy which actually has weapons that can hurt them.
Anonymous No.96515001 [Report] >>96515022 >>96515037 >>96515080 >>96515262
>>96514992
He has already shown a lamenter out of ammo getting killed by orks.
Anonymous No.96515007 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>TQ
5th edition with the Dark Eldar refresh after years of following with my friends and we all jumped into at last at the same time.
Anonymous No.96515014 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>TQ
started in 3rd, didnt have a painted army until 4th
Anonymous No.96515016 [Report] >>96515036 >>96515052
>>96514990
I hate stratagems, this isn't a board/card game.

Also why are they called stratagems when they're very much not. They're a special ability/power.
Do people even know whatthe word stratagem means or do they think "it has strategy in it so it makes sense"?
>>96514992
Reminder that the trailer of Astartes 2 isn't made of shots from Astartes 2.
Anonymous No.96515022 [Report]
>>96515001
>lamenters
Mortificator :^)
Anonymous No.96515036 [Report] >>96515049 >>96515067
>>96515016
>Reminder that the trailer of Astartes 2 isn't made of shots from Astartes 2.
Then what are the shots for?
Don't tell that GW is gonna try bait and switch the shit and all the cool animations are just bait to get people to watch their shitty mediocre series?
Anonymous No.96515037 [Report]
>>96515001
That guy actually survives.
Anonymous No.96515045 [Report] >>96515294
I got the Dawn of War box coming in today but still haven't decided as to which chapter I should be painting them as. I don't even play Space Marines but if I ever do down the line I'd like to continue from this lads onward so the chapter selection is kinda important besides the hobbying part. I was leaning towards Flesh Tearers and Dark Krakens for they have cool color schemes.
Anonymous No.96515049 [Report] >>96515067 >>96515490
>>96515036
>Then what are the shots for?
https://www.warhammer-community.com/en-gb/articles/8ovvyar9/astartes-ii-teaser-trailer-watch-it-right-now/
This teaser trailer is not actually clips from the new animation, instead showing a compilation of shots that represent the former lives of the characters that will appear in the show. There’s a pretty unsubtle hint at the end as to the nature of the final story... We’ll leave you to speculate and start putting the pieces together yourselves.
Anonymous No.96515052 [Report] >>96515064 >>96515089
>>96515016
>I hate stratagems, this isn't a board/card game.
board games dont have interactivity on your opponents turn, like chess or checkers. War games are more complex and can feature more rules.
Anonymous No.96515057 [Report] >>96515068
>>96514714
>competlling narrative
>40k
newfag secondary detected
Anonymous No.96515064 [Report]
>>96515052
10th edition isnt a wargame though
Anonymous No.96515067 [Report] >>96515490
>>96515036
as anon says >>96515049

I'd even go as far as say they made the trailer by repurposing shots Mr Pederson and his crew made and changing the texture of the marines into different chapters.

So for all we know when that teaser dropped there wasn't more than the terminator model done, assuming it was made for Astartes 2.

And it could look nothing like Astartes 1.
I really, really hope I'm wrong.
Anonymous No.96515068 [Report]
>>96515057
>competlling
Minor_spelling_mistake.gif
Anonymous No.96515074 [Report] >>96515215 >>96515252 >>96515258
I FUCKING LOVE PAINTING
Anonymous No.96515080 [Report]
>>96515001
That wasn't the case. It was changed to be a Mortifactor, and then confirmed that the clip is a actually a flashback for one of the Deathwatch characters the series will focus on. He survived that, got back up, and killed the Orks attacking him.
Anonymous No.96515089 [Report] >>96515126
>>96515052
>board games dont have interactivity on your opponents turn
That is entirely dependent on the game itself anon.
Card games have it, even UNO has it.

>war games are more complex
That is, again, entirely dependent on the game.
Thinking there aren't card games with more complexity than 40k, which isn't much of a complex game to begin with mind you, is downright ignorant.

I'm glad you like it, really happy for you, but you might want to expand your horizons of what other games are and can be.
Anonymous No.96515120 [Report] >>96515122 >>96515143
Got more pewter in the mail. Such beauty, such grace.
Anonymous No.96515122 [Report]
>>96515120
S0VL
Anonymous No.96515126 [Report] >>96515131 >>96515140
>>96515089
bro UNO does not have cards that let you go on your opponents turn what

also what tf does card games have to do with wargames? anon called 10th a board game. mtg isnt a board game.
Anonymous No.96515127 [Report] >>96515222
>>96514936
>the White Consuls fan community
lol
Anonymous No.96515128 [Report]
give me them sloppy new detachment GW, do it, throw them my way so i can think that it's cool and then someone points out how shit and antithetical they are to core rule of the faction or that trying to buff up a shitty unused unit is not enough to make it work
also increase points on hekatomb again
Anonymous No.96515131 [Report]
>>96515126
Yu gi oh IS a board game though, because it has rules that change what cards do based on where on the board they are placed. It has spacial relationships.
Anonymous No.96515140 [Report]
>>96515126
>uno doesn't have cards that let you go on your opponents turn
I didn't say it had a card that do that (but you could home rule it). Counter-uno is very much going on someone else's turn.

Stratagems ARE cards, my boy.
Anonymous No.96515143 [Report] >>96515233
>>96515120
Purple anon?

It's incredible how obliterators have changed over the years, each generation of model could be a different unit.
Anonymous No.96515159 [Report] >>96515167 >>96515230
>GW dedicating ANOTHER day to Shitmar products that don't sell
Where the fuck is the 40k news?
Anonymous No.96515167 [Report] >>96515172 >>96515177
>>96515159
>leh more marines
I''d take whatever gws putting out than that
Anonymous No.96515172 [Report] >>96515182
>>96515167
Do you enjoy being a NPC-loving contrarian?
Anonymous No.96515177 [Report] >>96515194 >>96515194
>>96515167
>40k news
>So, marines? Give me something else
Is 40k only marines or is there something else? Make up your damn mind, woman.
Anonymous No.96515182 [Report] >>96515185 >>96515189
>>96515172
Wait. I lost the plot. Are the people who love Space Marines NPCs or are the non-space marine factions the NPCs of the setting?
Anonymous No.96515185 [Report] >>96515189
>>96515182
It's long been established that everyone who isn't Marines (Loyalist or Chaos) is just an NPC faction for Marines to interact with.
Anonymous No.96515189 [Report]
>>96515182
>>96515185
What if we're the NPCs in GW's management game?
Anonymous No.96515194 [Report] >>96515208
>>96515177
I was sure Primaris enthusiasts were that
>>96515177
>EVERYTHING has gotten their codex
>Implying any other model releases for 40k are anything but marines
Anonymous No.96515200 [Report]
I wish LoV models had options for better beards
Anonymous No.96515203 [Report] >>96515213 >>96515223 >>96515265
So the Imperial Guard is generally a 'lions led by donkeys' situation? Well-trained and well-disciplined troops usually given poor equipment, bad tactics, and poor leadership?
Anonymous No.96515206 [Report]
>>96514228
they look stunning
Anonymous No.96515208 [Report]
>>96515194
Not any marines, anon... Chaos marines
Anonymous No.96515213 [Report] >>96515224
>>96515203
Do you really think you can summarise thousands of regiments with one sentence? What you say is true for some, but false for others.
Anonymous No.96515215 [Report] >>96515227
>>96515074
Abominant WIP, I need to finish painting up this lad.
Anonymous No.96515222 [Report]
>>96515127
There are ones of us! ones!
Anonymous No.96515223 [Report] >>96515259
>>96515203
Lol no, IG are cannon fodder who are rarely deployed against substantial threats as anything other than a buffer to buy time for the actual heavy hitters to arrive. 90% of IG deployments are just squashing rebellious peasants and slaves
Anonymous No.96515224 [Report] >>96515229
>>96515213
idk anon
I'm pretty sure 40k is a limited universe where anything can be boiled down to a 3 panel meme.
Anonymous No.96515225 [Report]
>>96514478
>>96514483
>>96514487
I dont see the issue, she does it fast and has done better looking models. Its ironic you guys complain that GW models have to much details but she shows you can do a shitty job and still be basically better than 80% of the fanbase
Anonymous No.96515227 [Report]
>>96515215
he is lookin like a scrumptious morsel
Anonymous No.96515229 [Report]
>>96515224
This but without a hint of irony
Anonymous No.96515230 [Report]
>>96515159
What 40k news? All the Codexes are out or announced. All that's left is the end of edition campaign
Anonymous No.96515233 [Report] >>96515242 >>96515243 >>96515310
>>96515143
Yup it's me. Doubt anyone else here is actively looking for stuff like 2nd ed obliterators. Probably one of the ugliest units they've made but to me they're beautiful in their own flawed way.
Anonymous No.96515242 [Report]
>>96515233
Unmatched in their nightmarishness.
Anonymous No.96515243 [Report]
>>96515233
Anonymous No.96515252 [Report]
>>96515074
So do I anon, it's such a comfy hobby.
Anonymous No.96515258 [Report]
>>96515074
Me too.
I played two games of 9th, none of tenth and just pain minis for fun now while keeping up with the fluff by reading scans of codexes
Anonymous No.96515259 [Report] >>96515303 >>96515362 >>96515489 >>96515496 >>96516381
>>96515223
The thing is, the Imperial Guard isn't actually that numerous. The PDF picks from amongst the top 1% of the planetary population typically in terms of physical condition, and then the Imperial Guard picks from the top 1% of those. So by the time you actually get to the Imperial Guard, you're actually dealing with the top .01% of the Imperium's manpower.

But this isn't nearly enough to actually take care of the Imperium's manpower needs, which is why even the Imperium is dealing with manpower shortages. The Imperial Guard might be the worst of the basic grunts outside of Chaos Cultists and maybe Orks, but they're still drawn from a rather restrictive pool.
Anonymous No.96515262 [Report] >>96515270 >>96515276 >>96515296
>>96514992
>>96515001
Astartes is pure marine wank and its okay since

>The marines were blue
>muh lore accurate marines!!!!

Marine wank is only hated if its boring book but if you show the masses an animation of it they get crazy
Anonymous No.96515265 [Report]
>>96515203
Imperial guard are what you want them to be.
Most if not all regiments are inspired by armies or specific warrior/soldier individuals.

If you want a regiment that's smart leaders and stupid soldiers, you can.
If you want stupid leaders and smart soldiers, you can. You can even have smart both or stupid both.

Gross simplification
Cadians are WW2 (European fronts)
Krieg is WW1
Catachans are Rambo/Vietnam
Tallarn are SAS (WW2)/Bedouins
Praetorian Guard are British Colonial Troops, specifically that one movie.
Valhallans are WW2 soviets
Attilan Rough Riders are Huns
etc.

None of these are per say "lions led by donkeys" but you can make it so.
40k, especially the IG takes inspiration from military history, and a lot of military history is indeed littered with situations of great terrible sacrifice made by people only interested in their nepotism induced careers.
Anonymous No.96515270 [Report]
>>96515262
The marines werent blue*

Seriously, marinewank is only bad if its the ultras every other chapter is fairgame especially IF its a fandom approved chapter
Anonymous No.96515276 [Report] >>96515285
>>96515262
Astartes marines were fluff accurate though?
Anonymous No.96515285 [Report] >>96515300 >>96515313 >>96515316 >>96515317
>>96515276
Pre Astartes GW werent afraid to show marines dying and dying like bitches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBgXH7eyRo4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTjyO_FncE4

Post Astartes?

You CANT have marines die anymore you need to show them utterly STOMPING everything in small teams of 3 or 4. Astartes has basically fucked the animation side of things for years
Anonymous No.96515294 [Report] >>96515726
>>96515045
Blood Ravens
Anonymous No.96515296 [Report] >>96515304 >>96515318
>>96515262
Real talk but how was astartes marine wank?
They fought 3 things:

Guardsmen with autogun which are established very early to be a non-threat, the most dangerous they got was that twin multi-laser, the marine didn't even dive or duck, he got peppered and went behind the corner, which for all we know was just to get cover for his own blind/photon grenade.

Those two psykers, who were really close to getting the best of the marines. The psykers themselves created the opening that got them killed.

Then the warp-creature thing that ended up taking them all to their original dimensions (if I remember what the creator said).

The creature got killed by some other warp creature as it tried to jump to safety.

How is that wank? They didn't even fucking win.
Anonymous No.96515300 [Report]
>>96515285
The wank in the Astartes animation is okay because they're fighting cultists with nothing but stubbers. 99.9% of the enemies they fight in those animations are literally incapable of killing them because they have absolutely nothing capable of getting through their armor.

However, if they start showing the other factions, such as the Tau, whose Pulse Rifles are stronger than bolters, and they're STILL not dying at all to the enemy...then yeah, that will be pretty dumb.
Anonymous No.96515303 [Report] >>96515350 >>96515366
>>96515259
The problem with that is even the top .01% of Humans, even if given a proper loadout, is not going to be able to compete well with even basic xenos troops.
Ork Boyz?
They're tough enough to headbutt Marines just for a laugh, and can casually rip a Guardsman in half with their bare hands.
Eldar Guardians?
They move faster than Marines, shoot as well as Marines even while on the move, and tote around razor guns which have a significant chanve of taking down a Marine in one quick volley.
Nid Gaunts?
For every Guardsman there's three Gaunts of every flavor, and they can repopulate MUCH faster.
Necron Warriors?
Capable of shrugging off small to medium arms fire, has a weapon that will eviscerate a human in one shot, and has a nasty habit of not staying down once shot.
Fire Warriors?
Closest you get to Guard, and they have a way better loadout to work with
Guard aren't there to win battles against xenos, they're there to buy time and fill in gaps for the rest of the Imperium.
Anonymous No.96515304 [Report] >>96515319 >>96515328 >>96515345
>>96515296
The auto cannon ambush and the multi laser ambush should have melted at least one marine
Anonymous No.96515310 [Report]
>>96515233
woof
Anonymous No.96515313 [Report]
>>96515285
Did you miss the 10th edition animation?
The blood angels animation on wh+?
They have not toned down marine death, you just have not actually watched any animations
Anonymous No.96515316 [Report]
>>96515285
and here I thought I didnt have allies when I complained Astartes was bolter porn but its okay since it was a cartoon
Anonymous No.96515317 [Report]
>>96515285
Ignorant dumbass.
Anonymous No.96515318 [Report]
>>96515296
It's just people obsessed with marines. They got into the hobby where Marines are the generic plastic mover and hate them for some reason.
Anonymous No.96515319 [Report]
>>96515304
Bad rolls
Anonymous No.96515328 [Report]
>>96515304
But it didn't, not because the marines were that good, but because those guardsmen sucked. I call them guardsmen but they might not even be that, they might be worse than basic guardsmen.
Anonymous No.96515329 [Report] >>96515333 >>96515337 >>96515338
The guys style is overrared anyway you can tell the minute he directs a trailer. Wannabe Hollywood as long shots and specific angles
Anonymous No.96515333 [Report]
>>96515329
better than you
Anonymous No.96515337 [Report]
>>96515329
Nothing was clipping in each other, the textures were crisp, the proportions weren't weird and the movement was smooth. I'd say it was worth the praise.
Anonymous No.96515338 [Report]
>>96515329
ESL-kun...
Anonymous No.96515345 [Report]
>>96515304
The autocanon hit the pauldron, the part deliberately designed to redirect hits. And marines didn't stand and tank them - the ones under fire continued moving out of the range of the gun, the others stopped before entering it.
And multilaser is a fucking anti-infantry gun anon, it's not gonna "melt" ceramite armor. Do you not know why ceramite is used for armor in the first place? And the marine tried to take out the gunners, noticed they have armor, took cover and used a chaff grenade to prevent them from hitting him again.
These are the absolute worst examples to take issue with.
Anonymous No.96515346 [Report] >>96515384
>cartoon tourists jumping at me

LOL
Anonymous No.96515348 [Report] >>96515358 >>96515373 >>96515505
If you defend astartes you defend the death of the fandom
Anonymous No.96515350 [Report] >>96515361 >>96515381
>>96515303
>Eldar Guardians?
>They move faster than Marines, shoot as well as Marines even while on the move, and tote around razor guns which have a significant chanve of taking down a Marine in one quick volley.
there's a story (written by Elfdari master Gav Thorpe) where the eldar attack a fortified imperial world (I dont remember why) but they attack a fortress manned by Valhallans (I believe) and the eldar lose hundreds in the attack (there's a funeral scene afterwards). The Eldar were not doing anime backflips through platoons of guardsmen moving faster than the eye to see

Kinda meme understanding going on here because guard have been known to take on xenos all the time without marines showing up. but since the focus on this game is on marines they HAVE to show up 99% of the time.
Anonymous No.96515358 [Report]
>>96515348
naw thats you and your refusal to buy GW, to subscribe to WarhammerTV and you annoying everyone with your shitty 3D prints
Anonymous No.96515359 [Report] >>96515363
This magical dipshit is my first real attempt at a kitbash where I had to do more than just cut straight down a wrist to swap a hand, and it's turning out a bit better than I expected. He doesn't have the wide bulk of a typical chaos marine, which I think helps him stand out as a sorcerer, and I was concerned the helmet would look oversized but it seems ok. The little bits of Tamiya putty I'm using seem to want to stick to my tools a lot more than my model even if I dip them in water first, which is annoying. The boltgun wrist is really ugly right now but I'm going to let it cure/dry and then hit it with my files to blend it down.
Anonymous No.96515361 [Report] >>96516342
>>96515350
When you have Space Marines showing up in large numbers for even minor crusades against tiny xenos factions I think it's fair to say that the Imperial Guard is largely just to hold the enemy in place long enough for the Space Marines to arrive. Sure sometimes they win on their own but very frequently they need help even for small actions.
Anonymous No.96515362 [Report] >>96515380
>>96515259
>then the Imperial Guard picks from the top 1% of those.
That's not how it works, the Guard doesn't pick. Each planet raises their own regiments. And for a lot of those planets, the main thing is hitting the required number of bodies.
Anonymous No.96515363 [Report]
>>96515359
You can add tentacles emerging from under the robe to increase the lower half of the silhouette further, since it's missing the traditional big boots
Anonymous No.96515366 [Report] >>96515416
>>96515303
>Eldar Guardians?
>They move faster than Marines
Even Phoenix Lords moves slower than marines
Aspect warriors moves slower than dreadnoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7N6vXNvfA4
Anonymous No.96515373 [Report] >>96515391 >>96515393 >>96515395
>>96515348
We still talk about astartes.

We don't talk about the exodite, the lupercal thing, pariah nexus, or those terrible cartoons.
Anonymous No.96515380 [Report]
>>96515362
The regiments offered for tithes are expected to be composed of the best the planet has to offer however.
Anonymous No.96515381 [Report] >>96515388 >>96515401 >>96515404 >>96516290
>>96515350
Gav legitimately hates Eldar and massively undersells them to promote his concept of a 'tragic' dying race.
There's another story where a Guardian fires a D-Cannon platform at a Chaos Rhino and it does no damage on a direct hit, even though D-Cannons can and will rip apart a Rhino several times over.
Anything combat related written by Thorpe should be completely ignored.
Anonymous No.96515384 [Report]
>>96515346
People are jumping at you because you expresses a dumb opinion
Anonymous No.96515388 [Report] >>96515400
>>96515381
>Anything combat related written by Thorpe should be completely ignored.
So all Eldar fluff then?
Anonymous No.96515391 [Report] >>96515402
>>96515373
The Exodite fucking sucked. Can't even get a Tau animation without it focusing on dunking on the Tau.
Anonymous No.96515393 [Report] >>96515412
>>96515373
Oh yeah? I’ll mention lord inquisitor
Anonymous No.96515395 [Report] >>96515412
>>96515373
>We still talk about astartes.
To be fiar it doesn't speaks much.
Anonymous No.96515400 [Report]
>>96515388
Basically yes. Valedor did a far better job at presenting the Eldar.
Anonymous No.96515401 [Report] >>96515410 >>96515416 >>96515421
>>96515381
If you guys hate Gav so much why does he still have a job? In fact he was working there during an eras you grogs love
Anonymous No.96515402 [Report]
>>96515391
Exactly.

These all sucked, except astartes.
The only reason why the others are brought up ever is to dunk on them.
Astartes was a good fan animation that was then purchased, there was no meddling. The rest were shitty commercials.
Anonymous No.96515404 [Report] >>96515416 >>96515476
>>96515381
I'll take Thrope's tragic elfdar my guns don't work against Chaos Rhinos over your "he's fast" elfdar guardian moving faster than Adeptus Custodians and getting up behind one and going 'nothing personal, mon'keigh'
Anonymous No.96515410 [Report]
>>96515401
yeah he made stinkers like the CSM 4.0 codex and dark elves 6th edition believe you me he was stinking up the joint even back and I'm not just talking about his BL books
Anonymous No.96515412 [Report] >>96515423
>>96515395
Which is one of the good things about it. I'm sick of hero/character shit. I'm sick of social preachy bullshit too.

There is only war and mystery, no shitty commentary about the most easy to solve issues in one's life.

>>96515393
Oh yeah??? Then I'll mention Ultramarines for the Nth time.
Anonymous No.96515416 [Report] >>96515432
>>96515366
>Intercessor
>6" move
>Guardian
>7" move
Hmmm...
>>96515401
He doesn't. He left GW yea4s ago, most of his later books were done freelance and he only gets brought on because he works for cheap. Nobody likes his books, when it was announced he was doing the first Votann book people (rightfully) lost all hype for it.
>>96515404
Nobody mentioned Custodes, retard.
Anonymous No.96515421 [Report] >>96515441
>>96515401
>an eras

Why are so many of the shitposters ESL?
Anonymous No.96515423 [Report] >>96515438
>>96515412
Lord inquisitor was like the first scam and it failed spectacularly only Astartes was a true fan work everything else after were people trying to jump on a bandwagon
Anonymous No.96515432 [Report] >>96515442
>>96515416
>Nobody mentioned Custodes
inconsequential. your idea of eldari guardians is still stupid and you should see the doctor for the terminal case of cringe you are suffering from for even mentioning it in this thread.
Anonymous No.96515438 [Report]
>>96515423
Amen.

Th only thing Lord Inquisitor did that stuck to this day is a 5 second clip of marines and dreads marching.
Anonymous No.96515441 [Report]
>>96515421
Pajeets and polacks, pls understand
Anonymous No.96515442 [Report] >>96515450 >>96515459
>>96515432
Anon Guardians LITERALLY move faster than Marines. Like statistically.
Anonymous No.96515445 [Report] >>96515455 >>96515460
>>96514344
How did previous editions balance around the crappy BS?
Anonymous No.96515450 [Report] >>96515454
>>96515442
anon I move faster than your obese ass, that doesn't mean I employ the body flicker technique to get behind you.
Anonymous No.96515454 [Report]
>>96515450
Nobody fucking said anything about body flicker or teleporting you rucking retard, the statement was literally just
>They move faster than Marines
Anonymous No.96515455 [Report]
>>96515445
in 8th you had what is now sustained hits on shooting which made things like rokkits pretty fun
Anonymous No.96515459 [Report] >>96515464
>>96515442
Nope they don't
Anonymous No.96515460 [Report] >>96515538
>>96515445
There weren't penalties to hit and crap BS usually had volume
Anonymous No.96515464 [Report] >>96515469
>>96515459
Anon, what are the Move characteristics of an Eldar Guardian Defender and a Space Marine Intercessor?
Anonymous No.96515469 [Report]
>>96515464
Gameplay mechanic, which changes from edition to edition.
We have plenty of official canon of Eldar fighting Space Marines and they never move faster than Space Marines
Anonymous No.96515476 [Report] >>96515549
>>96515404
Nah, Custardwank is far more obnoxious than Eldarwank.
Anonymous No.96515481 [Report]
>>96514175
> wash your models
No. This is the opposite of good advice to give someone who wants to improve at painting.
Anonymous No.96515489 [Report] >>96515495
>>96515259
It also doesn't help that there's only two and a half planets producing guard regiments in the entire galaxy
Anonymous No.96515490 [Report] >>96515503 >>96515512
>>96515049
>>96515067
So it might be some Deathwatch shit?
But what I'm seeing is that this shit might really be getting bait-n-switched and fucking hard at that.
Anonymous No.96515495 [Report] >>96515510
>>96515489
Well, the good ones at least. Most of the named Guard units are there for being a cut above the rest...and most of those actually kinda suck.
Anonymous No.96515496 [Report]
>>96515259
>The thing is, the Imperial Guard isn't actually that numerous. The PDF picks from amongst the top 1% of the planetary population typically in terms of physical condition, and then the Imperial Guard picks from the top 1% of those.
pure fanfiction
Anonymous No.96515503 [Report]
>>96515490
Yep. Also, I suspect the astartes guy is barely involved with it. He is no longer directly employed by GW, founded his own studio and is working on two different indie projects right now. May still do contract work for GW but they will never publicly admit to him not being in charge of Astartes 2.
Anonymous No.96515505 [Report]
>>96515348
okay die then
Anonymous No.96515510 [Report] >>96515532
>>96515495
There's only named guard regiments, anon.
Anonymous No.96515511 [Report] >>96515519 >>96515536 >>96515542 >>96516548
>Be Eldar
>Race all about speed, psykers, and ancient tech
>Marines are faster than you
>Marines have better psykers than you
>Marines have better tech than you
Remind me, what's the purposenof the eldar again?
Anonymous No.96515512 [Report]
>>96515490
>it might be DW?
I'd say so. There was a DW terminator at the end of the teaser and the characters are marines from different chapters, pretty DW to me.

>bait & switch
It's a GW show, if it's good it'd be the exception not the rule, I am not hyped for it. It will drop, maybe, one day and then I'll see if it's worth anything.

Anything good that comes from it will be thanks to the original guy, anything bad will be because of GW meddling.
Anonymous No.96515519 [Report] >>96515526
>>96515511
Sell elves in space.
Anonymous No.96515526 [Report] >>96515552
>>96515519
But elves are only popular when they're interested in humans?
Anonymous No.96515532 [Report]
>>96515510
Vostroyan resculpts when?
Anonymous No.96515536 [Report] >>96515628
>>96515511
>marines having anything better than eldar
In black library books maybe.
Anonymous No.96515537 [Report]
>>96514281
Only compfags hate legends units
Anonymous No.96515538 [Report] >>96515554
>>96515460
I've been of the opinion for a while that Orks need to double the number of ranged attacks. I also heard a suggestion that Orks should get an additional army rule that they ignore all modifiers to their hit roll when shooting
Anonymous No.96515541 [Report]
>>96514281
I want one of these for my CSM but knowing the assholes over at GW I imagine this won't even get a legends datasheet in 11th
Anonymous No.96515542 [Report] >>96515547 >>96515551 >>96515556
>>96515511
how the fuck do you not get tired of posting the same stale bait every day, this is actually mental illness
Anonymous No.96515543 [Report]
>>96514305
I can only imagine this sculpt is a complete fucking accident and not a sign of change.
Not even the awful eavy metal face painting managed to make her look like a crackhead, so actually talented painters will surely make her look really pretty.
Anonymous No.96515547 [Report] >>96515555
>>96515542
Do disagree with him?
Anonymous No.96515549 [Report]
>>96515476
Agreed. Custodes are so fucking lame.
Anonymous No.96515551 [Report]
>>96515542
How do you not get tired of being an Eldar fan? It's probably the most miserable thing a 40k fan can be.
Anonymous No.96515552 [Report] >>96515557
>>96515526
What are you getting at, anon?
Anonymous No.96515554 [Report] >>96515562
>>96515538
Congrats you just made orks the best shooty army in the game, fat idiot.
Anonymous No.96515555 [Report] >>96515561
>>96515547
>him
kek, I am not going to discuss anything with your shitposting ass, retard
Anonymous No.96515556 [Report] >>96515559 >>96515563
>>96515542
this general is the only reason /tg/ is alive
Anonymous No.96515557 [Report] >>96515564 >>96515565 >>96515577 >>96515636
>>96515552
Eldar would be more popular if GW leaned into Human/Eldar romance, obviously.
Anonymous No.96515559 [Report] >>96515563
>>96515556
This general is the reason /tg/ exists too.
Anonymous No.96515561 [Report]
>>96515555
I accept your concession
Anonymous No.96515562 [Report]
>>96515554
It's still bs5 and I'm not fat
Anonymous No.96515563 [Report] >>96515569 >>96515575 >>96515621
>>96515559
>>96515556
which is kinda funny because it's an absolute fucking shithole
Anonymous No.96515564 [Report] >>96515576
>>96515557
Anonymous No.96515565 [Report]
>>96515557
Eldar of all types would be popular if they made the minis cool and attractive.
Anonymous No.96515569 [Report]
>>96515563
Maybe if you leave we can start to heal
Anonymous No.96515572 [Report]
>>96514204
New Sigmar show is all you get anon
Anonymous No.96515575 [Report]
>>96515563
40k is popular and this is the general thread, that's where the trolls are gonna be.
Anonymous No.96515576 [Report] >>96515600
>>96515564
Be realistic, anon.
If Yvraine could be allied into Ultramarines with a few Ynnari units, the Ynnari would have been SIGNIFICANTLY more popular.
Anonymous No.96515577 [Report]
>>96515557
I agree with this too, ignore the asexual and embrace concoomerism
Anonymous No.96515580 [Report] >>96515582 >>96515592 >>96515596 >>96515600 >>96515612 >>96515644 >>96515656 >>96518386
Normalize custodes hate
Anonymous No.96515582 [Report] >>96515586
>>96515580
We're discussing Eldar hate atm, please wait your turn patiently.
Anonymous No.96515586 [Report]
>>96515582
You're just talking to yourself, that's not a discussion
Anonymous No.96515592 [Report]
>>96515580
Everyone hates the bananas. For their lore (even before the retcon) and for how shit they are to play against.
No need to promote it
Anonymous No.96515596 [Report]
>>96515580
I'm pretty sure Custodes are already hated by the fandom
>Hated by rightwingers for having women
>Hated by Xenosfags for their strength
>Hated by Marinefags because daddy's favorite
>Hated by GW employees because easy to paint build and buy
Anonymous No.96515597 [Report] >>96515614
um hello? GW?! I HAVEN'T BEEN PANDERED TO FOR 5 MINUTES! I DON'T FEEL LIKE THE MAIN CHARACTER ANYMORE!! Do something
Anonymous No.96515600 [Report] >>96515629
>>96515576
I don't want things to be popular, most people like garbage.

>>96515580
It's always been normal. You either hate them because they're golden fucking super marines, or you like them because you play them.
Anonymous No.96515612 [Report]
>>96515580
I don't feel like doing it. I'm fine with them as they are.
Anonymous No.96515614 [Report] >>96515619
>>96515597
I truly dread there are people that legitimately feel and think like this.
Anonymous No.96515619 [Report]
>>96515614
You don't think people should expect a billion dollar company to cater to the player base that made them so rich?
Anonymous No.96515621 [Report] >>96515647
>>96515563
Hey we've tried to make it better since the sharty happening but it's a bit rough yeah.
Anonymous No.96515627 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>TQ
Started in 8th.
I needed a new hobby after I got a cease & desist letter from my city for blacksmithing in my back yard. To be fair I was being loud as fuck.
Anonymous No.96515628 [Report]
>>96515536
2W vs 1W
Anonymous No.96515629 [Report] >>96515649 >>96515657
>>96515600
>I don't want things to be popular
But you didn't say that was incorrect.
If you want more Eldar content than they need to be popular, anon, and the best way to do that is to buck up and accept the facts. Everyone already expects Yvraine to be with Guilliman. Making it canon would just boost Eldar up.
Anonymous No.96515630 [Report] >>96515634
Is it possible to play Imperial Agents and it not be dogshit? I kind of like the idea of a Rogue Trader and his retinue as an army warlord
Anonymous No.96515634 [Report]
>>96515630
No
Anonymous No.96515636 [Report] >>96515641 >>96515646
>>96515557
Lol no
They literally turned Eldar into Marines Wives: the army yet none buys them still
Anonymous No.96515641 [Report]
>>96515636
That was only for a holiday art piece. GW needs to go further with it; make Ynnari allied with Marines and let them be run together on tabletop.
Anonymous No.96515644 [Report] >>96515725
>>96515580
I feel like harlequins aren’t hated enough
Like name a single instance of harlequins losing badly
Anonymous No.96515646 [Report] >>96515662 >>96515797
>>96515636
They would make such a cute couple, they should have them make like 10 babies to promote fertility because of the birthing crisis in the west.
Anonymous No.96515647 [Report]
>>96515621
Yeah I see and appreciate the effort but as long as schizophrenic trolls run rampant the chances of this place getting better are slim unfortunately
Anonymous No.96515649 [Report] >>96515672 >>96515722
>>96515629
>Making it canon would just boost Eldar up.
It wouldn't? I mean Ynnari triumvirate was never a popular box and it's not like dark times of Taudars made them any popular.
Anonymous No.96515656 [Report]
>>96515580
They're pretty fun to kill, you grenade for 4 mortal wounds and BAM 90pts gone just like that.
Anonymous No.96515657 [Report]
>>96515629
I don't want more eldar content, I want more good eldar content.
Anonymous No.96515662 [Report] >>96515674
>>96515646
You do realise than birthing crisis is natural fallout of Industrial revolution and no amount of shilling will make family live in urban cities cheaper?
Anonymous No.96515672 [Report] >>96515689 >>96515699
>>96515649
>and it's not like dark times of Taudars made them any popular
That's because Tau are unpopular. Put Eldar with Marines and you'll see Eldar interest skyrocket overnight.
Anonymous No.96515674 [Report] >>96515681 >>96515683 >>96515710 >>96515782
>>96515662
So should we just give up and disappear?
Anonymous No.96515680 [Report]
>>96514331
Still waiting for more bike HQs.
Anonymous No.96515681 [Report]
>>96515674
You're already doing that, anon.
Anonymous No.96515683 [Report]
>>96515674
Well it's not like you are rejecting urbanite lifestyle anytime soon, so it's not such sad outcome after all.
On the other hand, you can always try to adapt.
Anonymous No.96515689 [Report] >>96515708
>>96515672
>That's because Tau are unpopular.
They are more popular than Eldar.
Anonymous No.96515699 [Report] >>96515708
>>96515672
>Put Eldar with Marines
And none would give a flying fuck, except of WAACfag if detachment is OP.
People pick marines over eldar for aesthetic or lore reasons. The very same reasons why they pick marines over other sidekicks like AM, SoB, Guard or Knights.
Anonymous No.96515705 [Report]
>>96514311
>sisters
Bikes.
Anonymous No.96515708 [Report] >>96515715 >>96515723
>>96515689
But not popular enough to be promotional. Again; you put Eldar with Marines, and there's going to be more Marine players who work them in than there are current Eldar players. Then you'd get new Eldar stories where they don't suck, more production for Eldar models for more availability, and more media content where Eldar can shine.
>>96515699
Would still give Eldar a better spotlight and more sales than they have now.
Anonymous No.96515710 [Report] >>96515718 >>96515845
>>96515674
>says he while wasting money on plastic crack instead of investing into family
Anonymous No.96515715 [Report] >>96515719
>>96515708
>But not popular enough to be promotional.
I would require your metric and methodology of calculations.
Anonymous No.96515718 [Report] >>96515968
>>96515710
I want others to save the west for me, is that too much to ask?
Anonymous No.96515719 [Report] >>96515732
>>96515715
Anon, which faction is in 90% of 40k promotional material?
Anonymous No.96515722 [Report] >>96515738
>>96515649
>I mean Ynnari triumvirate was never a popular box
Because GW completely fucked up Ynnari in everyway possible.
Anonymous No.96515723 [Report] >>96515746
>>96515708
>Then you'd get new Eldar stories where they don't suck,
Like rise of ynnari series?
>more availability, and more media content where Eldar can shine.
Yeah like all those Guard media content...
Anonymous No.96515725 [Report]
>>96515644
Harlequins are too irrelevant to hate
Anonymous No.96515726 [Report]
>>96515294
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dzBCDYuPrM
It honestly looks good, need to invest in some paints though.
Anonymous No.96515728 [Report] >>96515734 >>96515741
>minor gas leak found in my apartment
Anons, i would like to give my apologies for any incoherent posts I have made recently
I love all of you and check your alarms work
Anonymous No.96515732 [Report]
>>96515719
Marines. Not Marines&Sidekicks
Anonymous No.96515734 [Report]
>>96515728
I too am a victim of Taco Bells 5 layer beefy burrito anon
Anonymous No.96515736 [Report] >>96515765
>retards falling for the same bait AGAIN
there's no hope for this place is there
Anonymous No.96515738 [Report] >>96515758
>>96515722
But they still did Ynnari exactly as anon suggested, they made into Imperial Eldar. And big shock, people who prefer Imperium over Eldar still didn't gave a fuck about them.
Anonymous No.96515741 [Report] >>96515820
>>96515728
Do me a favor and get yourself checked, don't want anons here to have permanent damage.
I want my shitposts to be authentic, not a by-product of long term life altering medical conditions.
Anonymous No.96515744 [Report]
>>96514175
>wield your brush like a penis
you either grab your brush with two hands or give the worst handjobs ever.
Anonymous No.96515746 [Report] >>96515760
>>96515723
Rise of the Ynnari was a product of trying to have Eldar stand on their own. It failed because GW opted to not lean in to the Guilliman/Yvraine dynamic and instead tried to make Yvraine a standalone character.
Nobody cares about 'standalone' elf women. Their inherent value is in how they interact with humans.
Anonymous No.96515758 [Report] >>96515767
>>96515738
>But they still did Ynnari exactly as anon suggested, they made into Imperial Eldar.
They didn't, Ynnari couldn't be allied into Marines and they tried to make the Ynnari separate. Their failure was in trying to make the Ynnari independent.
Anonymous No.96515759 [Report]
GW should have made a men of iron faction
Anonymous No.96515760 [Report]
>>96515746
>Rise of the Ynnari was a product of trying to have Eldar stand on their own.
But it wasn't Eldar standing on their own. It was a book series of Imperial Eldar. Still didn't earn sympathies and sales of Imperiumfans
Anonymous No.96515765 [Report] >>96515774
>>96515736
We're all having legitimate conversations about how to improve the setting and increase revenue for the company, feel free to chime in anytime.
Anonymous No.96515767 [Report]
>>96515758
>Ynnari couldn't be allied into Marines
Pretty sure they could back in 8th edition via allies table.
Anonymous No.96515774 [Report] >>96515786
>>96515765
>and increase revenue for the company
If this is the subject of our conversation than I am out.
NYPA
Anonymous No.96515778 [Report] >>96515793 >>96515795 >>96515803 >>96515826 >>96515851
>chapter named the Salamanders
>can't breath underwater
>can't shed limbs in battle
>can't regrow lost limbs
>can't secrete toxins from their skin

what were they thinking?
Anonymous No.96515782 [Report]
>>96515674
Do you have other plans to fix it?
Because the reason why nobody is having babies in developed countries is because cost of living is so retardedly high and the current economy is completely fucked that nobody wants to have kids.
If you can barely support yourself as is, how the fuck are you supposed to care for a child? Especially if both you and you wife need to work 8 hours a day, so you just leave the kid alone home?
And this is assuming you don't have 2nd jobs to work, because yes the economy is currently is so fucked that is starting to become common.
Anonymous No.96515786 [Report]
>>96515774
Feel free to leave anon. Regardless of your impression I'm actually not chaining you to your terminal and forcing you to post at gunpoint.
Anonymous No.96515793 [Report] >>96515802
>>96515778
>chapter named Dark Angels
>they're white

what were they thinking?
Anonymous No.96515795 [Report]
>>96515778
One of their successors has spikes growing out of their wrists tho
Anonymous No.96515797 [Report]
>>96515646
hands chained to a desk in a Myanmar scam call center typed this post
Anonymous No.96515802 [Report]
>>96515793
Theyre named after Caliban's mythology tho
Anonymous No.96515803 [Report] >>96515830
>>96515778
They're marines anon not poets
Anonymous No.96515809 [Report]
>chapter named ultramarines
>theyre not ultra

What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.96515820 [Report] >>96515827 >>96515830 >>96515868 >>96516062
>>96515741
I did get checked out, thats why we suspected a gas leak.
I have no sense of smell so I cant pick it up at all and for some reason my monoxide detector just wasnt going off
Anyway, back to painting
Anonymous No.96515822 [Report]
>Chapter named Blood Angels
>They have blood
>Led by an Angel

I know what they were thinking.
Anonymous No.96515826 [Report]
>>96515778
They can spit acid i guess
Anonymous No.96515827 [Report] >>96515834
>>96515820
>I have no sense of smell
>I did get checked out,
Anonymous No.96515830 [Report]
>>96515803
reminds me of my ex

>>96515820
Bless you anon, glad you're still with us and safer now.
Go paint those tiddies.
Anonymous No.96515831 [Report]
Honestly all things considered having Yvraine get with Guilliman probably IS the only way to salvage her as a character.
Anonymous No.96515834 [Report]
>>96515827
That's from birth, not gas
Anonymous No.96515835 [Report] >>96515884 >>96515947 >>96516046 >>96516277 >>96516385
>chapter named iron hands
>they replace their hands with iron
>primarch’s name was latin for iron hand
>he had iron hands
Anonymous No.96515838 [Report] >>96516046 >>96516123 >>96516166
>Chapter named White Scars
>They're all asian

What were they thinking?
Anonymous No.96515845 [Report] >>96515859
>>96515710
Anon, you gotta get laid before you can start a family...
Anonymous No.96515851 [Report]
>>96515778
If you're actually curious it's because people used to believe salamanders were spawned by fire
Really it's because they liked the damp wood and when people threw this wood on a fire salamanders would pop out.
Anonymous No.96515859 [Report] >>96515896 >>96515959
>>96515845
If you aren't successeful with woman the only way to start a family is to become moneybag either for gold-digger or for mail-order bride.
Anonymous No.96515868 [Report] >>96515913 >>96515934
>>96515820
It's still weird to me that we had two separate Yvraine entries in last month's collage.
Anonymous No.96515884 [Report]
>>96515835
Don't forget his Iron Hands fleet flagship, the Ferrum, which translates to "Iron"
Anonymous No.96515896 [Report]
>>96515859
If only I'd invested in GW
Anonymous No.96515913 [Report]
>>96515868
It's an interesting model to paint that isn't as demanding or intimidating as something like a primarch, so it's an attractive choice for any skill level painter. Also feet.
Anonymous No.96515934 [Report]
>>96515868
Dont underestimate coomers
Anonymous No.96515947 [Report]
>>96515835
he did not in fact have iron hands.

If I ever make IHs they'll replace their limbs after they are damaged, the flesh is weak but the spirit is willing, each bionic parts a testament to sacrifice the marines make.

A bit like the HH deathwing companions who paint the parts of their armor bone where they tanked a hit, except here the part must have been destroyed to be replaced.
Anonymous No.96515959 [Report]
>>96515859
I don't think it helps that I don't meet women in my day to day life, but my ghoulish personality is probably the worst part.
Anonymous No.96515968 [Report] >>96515996
>>96515718
your retarded babies would only drag down the west anyway
Anonymous No.96515996 [Report]
>>96515968
Don't discourage those who want to start a family
Anonymous No.96515998 [Report]
>>96514238
And "allies"
Anonymous No.96516014 [Report] >>96516038
My birthday is in a few weeks guys, I think I am going to treat myself to a new combat patrol. Thinking Dark Eldar or Custodes.
Anonymous No.96516033 [Report] >>96516041 >>96516048 >>96516166
What do you guys think about the Dark Krakens?
Anonymous No.96516038 [Report]
>>96516014
>Thinking Dark Eldar or Custodes.
Custodes. That combat patrol is amazing value.
Anonymous No.96516041 [Report]
>>96516033
Whomst?
Anonymous No.96516046 [Report]
>>96515838
>>96515835
My favorite early chapter naming bit is how the Dark Angels are named after a poem by a repentant homosexual about how his gayness is an evil angel he must overcome in order to find salvation and the entire chapter follows that bit thematically to this day, except with more collective guilt. Wild literary reference to go deep on.
Anonymous No.96516048 [Report] >>96516054
>>96516033
Great digits
Great chapter
Anonymous No.96516054 [Report]
>>96516048
>Great Digits
>33
Masonic shill
Anonymous No.96516060 [Report] >>96516063 >>96516068 >>96516174 >>96516580 >>96516597
>buy large collection of gsc minis from a dude who's offloading them
>put it all in a list builder to see how many points it is
>790
I can see why nobody plays this faction
Anonymous No.96516062 [Report]
>>96515820
Carbon monoxide is an odorless gas anon. You wouldnt be able to smell it anyway
Anonymous No.96516063 [Report]
>>96516060
Some people just have to learn the hard way...
Anonymous No.96516068 [Report]
>>96516060
That and the fact that they are incredibly weird and creepy. I had a kid I grew up with who would hang lizards by a thread under his families grill. I imagine he would have grown up to play GSC.
Anonymous No.96516074 [Report] >>96516090 >>96516096 >>96516101 >>96516110 >>96516126 >>96516152 >>96516175 >>96516182 >>96516323
When I played Middlehammer as a kid, everyone would leave their destroyed tanks and vehicles on the table and put thematic smoke and fire effects on them.

How come you never see this anymore? There is zero thematic elements in modern 40k, people just remove the tank from the table once it's healthy bar has run out, it just "disappears" from the battlefield.

What gives?
Anonymous No.96516078 [Report] >>96516088 >>96516099 >>96516538
I honestly dont get their appeal. They honestly work better as a necromunda gang than a whole 40k army. I legit hope they eventually get squatted to free up production space.
Anonymous No.96516088 [Report] >>96516095
>>96516078
free up production for marines or another xenos army? there is only one correct answer
Anonymous No.96516089 [Report] >>96516093
Warhammer 40k is fun
Anonymous No.96516090 [Report] >>96516323
>>96516074
T-sports happened
Anonymous No.96516093 [Report]
>>96516089
>a game is fun
Holy shit, anon. You are the smartest person here.
Anonymous No.96516095 [Report] >>96516538
>>96516088
For any less shitty faction. I wouldnt mind an expansion to TK, WE, or EC to put them on the same level as DG but honestly just making sure theres enough stock of what they already have to go around would be nice
Anonymous No.96516096 [Report]
>>96516074
I've been meaning to make some smoke effects and to add this to the games I'm playing with my buddies. But have to actually get around to making them.
Anonymous No.96516099 [Report]
>>96516078
t. lorelet
GSC work alongside tyranids on the regular and can have entire sectors under their control.
Anonymous No.96516101 [Report] >>96516104
>>96516074
this game stopped being about thematic battles between elite sci fi fighting forces and became king of the autism circles
Anonymous No.96516104 [Report] >>96516130
>>96516101
We're all getting older together anon
Anonymous No.96516105 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
>What edition did you start with, and why did you start?
I started around 4e I reckon because my friends were into it and I found it cool. Of course as a broke teenager it was very difficult and that's why we interacted with the hobby mainly through talking about it and thinking about how we'd play rather than actually playing since none had enough for an actual army.
Then I stopped paying attention around 6th and came back towards the tail end of 8e. I saw DG had become an army and by 9E I jumped back into it with the same friends, we now actually have money for armies and play 1 or 2 games a month.
Anonymous No.96516110 [Report] >>96516131 >>96516139 >>96516323
>>96516074
These "people" can't even paint their terrain or even attempt to make a realistic looking table. Do you really expect them to even think about minor details like smoke markers?
Anonymous No.96516115 [Report] >>96516261
I swear anticomp fags are the worst
Anonymous No.96516123 [Report]
>>96515838
It's coincidentally fitting for the Space Mongols actually.

https://juddsinmongolia.com/2024/06/06/color-symbolism-in-mongolia/

>In Mongolian culture, there are several colors that hold symbolic significance, namely white, red, blue, yellow, green, and black.
>The “best” color is white and it is used to symbolize goodness, holiness, and positivity.
>This is why milk tea and other “white foods” (i.e. dairy products) are seen as especially good.
>Red represents fire, strength, bravery, and love.
Anonymous No.96516126 [Report] >>96516143 >>96516323
>>96516074
You can't leave the tank on the table anymore because the T-sports fans would have a meltie because you added a LoS blocking piece of terrain and disrupted the Tournament™ Compliant® official terrain layout by leaving a tank classic on the board
Anonymous No.96516130 [Report]
>>96516104
m8 just move on to other wargames. no point sticking around after shit like 10e happens. There’s plenty of others out there.
Anonymous No.96516131 [Report] >>96516191
>>96516110
What is that black winged thing?
Anonymous No.96516139 [Report]
>>96516110
I really dislike how knights lists have become normalized. People used to look down on you for doing this shit
Anonymous No.96516142 [Report] >>96516181
>forgot to close the biostrip jar
>dried out
Fuck.
Anonymous No.96516143 [Report] >>96516323
>>96516126
It would become a ruin right? Infinitely tall LOS blocking barrier, right? I need to keep my knight safe after all by rotating it sideways
Anonymous No.96516152 [Report]
>>96516074
40k is no longer about wargaming grimdark battles on the tabletop, it's about autistically comparing your deck building(list building) skills against other waac losers
Anonymous No.96516161 [Report] >>96516178 >>96516187
are the raiders seriously trying to pretend WAACfags didn't exist during midhammer lmao
Anonymous No.96516166 [Report]
>>96516033
I wish they'd be more than an unusual colorscheme.

Also there's already a hivefleet named kraken

>>96515838
The american racial obsession will be their doom.
Anonymous No.96516168 [Report] >>96516186 >>96516200
Fucking grim
Anonymous No.96516174 [Report] >>96516580 >>96516597 >>96516676
>>96516060
Genuinely struggle to understand people who play gsc instead of regular nids
Anonymous No.96516175 [Report]
>>96516074
Some people play for the battle, some people play to win.

Wrecks are not in the rules anymore and most people treat their minis as game pieces they have to build, which they don't like doing in the first place.
Anonymous No.96516178 [Report] >>96516185
>>96516161
>raiders
nuhammer zoomer detected. disgruntled 40k/GW haters have always been a part of the hobby, especially on /tg/
Anonymous No.96516181 [Report] >>96516222
>>96516142
Lost more than a few citadel paints like this chief, it happens to the best of us.
Anonymous No.96516182 [Report]
>>96516074
I flip them over still
Anonymous No.96516185 [Report] >>96516188 >>96516197
>>96516178
When I stop seeing the same few pictures being spammed I'll stop calling them raiders.
Anonymous No.96516186 [Report]
>>96516168
Stop posting this depressing shit man
Anonymous No.96516187 [Report]
>>96516161
everyone I don't like is a raider
Anonymous No.96516188 [Report] >>96516196
>>96516185
When they stop being relevant we'll stop calling you a sad faggot.
Anonymous No.96516191 [Report]
>>96516131
Looks like Be'lakor
Anonymous No.96516196 [Report] >>96516199
>>96516188
>A couple cherry picked pictures out of thousands of tournament games played
>relevant
Anonymous No.96516197 [Report] >>96516203
>>96516185
>new pic comes out
>everyone laughs at it, many people save it and then repost it
>sometimes a few guys over spam it to try and make it a new meme
Anon, how new are you to 4chan? This is standard shit
Anonymous No.96516199 [Report]
>>96516196
>cherry picked
Gaslight these balls
Anonymous No.96516200 [Report]
>>96516168
Do you think the pig spamming these has even 1 photo to post from all the flavourful narrative games he's playing?
Anonymous No.96516203 [Report]
>>96516197
nta but are you seriously expecting anyone to buy this lmao
Anonymous No.96516206 [Report] >>96516218
You can tell how many nogames infest the threads because they think we care about how other people play the game.
Anonymous No.96516214 [Report] >>96516239 >>96516301
How is boarding action?
Anonymous No.96516218 [Report] >>96516302
>>96516206
>nogames
Kek
Anonymous No.96516222 [Report] >>96516241 >>96516251
>>96516181
you didnt forget to close citadel paints they popped open. Its an intentional design choice
Anonymous No.96516223 [Report]
Then why are you here?
Anonymous No.96516239 [Report] >>96516263
>>96516214
cash grab slop
t. owns boarding actions
Anonymous No.96516241 [Report]
>>96516222
Hmm yea you're probably right
Anonymous No.96516251 [Report]
>>96516222
The only thing that annoys me is that when they're closed, they still look like they're cracked open on the hinge side.
Anonymous No.96516253 [Report]
>96516218
trying too hard
Anonymous No.96516261 [Report]
>>96516115
Compniggers should hang.
Anonymous No.96516263 [Report] >>96516295
>>96516239
I mean the gamemode, I don't intend to spend any money on it we have terrain that will work for it (wood).
Anonymous No.96516264 [Report] >>96516272
>>96514305
>bad pose
>stupid armor
>retarded weapons
>generic human face
>retarded hair style
>retarded tactical rock
Still probably the best sculpt GW did in ages but that is a low bar...
Anonymous No.96516270 [Report]
I am tired of tactical rocks/rubble/stairs/whatever
Anonymous No.96516272 [Report]
>>96516264
>best sculpt GW did in ages
They regularly release better sculpts for AOS
Anonymous No.96516276 [Report]
>>96514305
I'm looking forward to seeing one done by someone who is good at faces.
Anonymous No.96516277 [Report]
>>96515835
This is how I Iron Hands.
Anonymous No.96516285 [Report]
>>96514305
Jaghatai's wife...
Anonymous No.96516290 [Report] >>96516308 >>96516320
>>96515381
Everything Gav says here is great. If you don’t like this perspective on the Eldar you’re retarded.
Anonymous No.96516295 [Report] >>96516321
>>96516263
I only played it during 9e. it feels like a weird in-between of combat patrol and kill team but claustrophobic and poorly designed. I doubt its improved since then.
Anonymous No.96516301 [Report] >>96516321
>>96516214
it's the best mode in mainline 40k right now
Anonymous No.96516302 [Report] >>96516307
>>96516218
>wheredoyouthinkyouare.png
Anonymous No.96516307 [Report]
>>96516302
don't give it (You)s
Anonymous No.96516308 [Report]
>>96516290
there is writing a doomed dying race too far up their ass they won't admit a fuck up
but there is also aspect warriors dying to random collateral shrapnel that's not even a special material
Anonymous No.96516320 [Report]
>>96516290
Gav's 100% right. Eldarfags think they should be the super special good guys of the setting with each Eldar soloing at least five Marines. They need constant knocking down to try and get the point across that Eldar are just another race of aliens the Imperium has to deal with.
Anonymous No.96516321 [Report] >>96516360
>>96516295
>>96516301
The duality of man
Anonymous No.96516323 [Report] >>96516326
>>96516074
>>96516090
>>96516110
>>96516126
>>96516143
Samefag less
Anonymous No.96516326 [Report]
>>96516323
stop giving him replies faggot
Anonymous No.96516342 [Report]
>>96515361
logistics wise it doesnt make sense. guardsmen outnumber marines quite literally a million to one.
>but muh combat width
space marines by definition can’t even make up a singular division in any singular point in the galaxy.
Anonymous No.96516360 [Report]
>>96516321
I’d listen to the guy who says its good if he explains why. I’m a bitter cunt I don’t have many nice things to say about this game anymore.
Anonymous No.96516368 [Report] >>96516388 >>96516398 >>96516403
Is this how Dark Eldar came into existence?
Anonymous No.96516381 [Report]
>>96515259
Proper planets with some martial tradition will proudly pick their best like Vostroya or Mordia. Shitholus IV will pick the bare minimum to not piss the Munitorum. Straight McNamara 100,000 if they can get away with it.
Anonymous No.96516385 [Report]
>>96515835
People make fun of it but it's perhaps the naming convention that makes the most sense. Compare to the Raven Guard who somehow earned their name before meeting their primarch, who just happened to have been given the name Corvus by the locals of his world, which also just so happened to match perfectly with the title Corax he was given later in life to create the reading of Corvus Corax, the Latin name for common ravens, which was in turn a perfect match for the Raven Guard legion named for its raven black armor.
Anonymous No.96516388 [Report] >>96516403 >>96516421
>>96516368
more than likely grotesques
Anonymous No.96516398 [Report] >>96516403 >>96516409 >>96516434 >>96516438 >>96516444
>>96516368
what is it about milfaggotry and fascism that causes niggas to transform
Anonymous No.96516403 [Report]
>>96516398
>>96516388
>>96516368
>>>/lgbt/
Anonymous No.96516409 [Report]
>>96516398
A lot of people fall into that stuff thinking it will "fix" them.
Anonymous No.96516419 [Report]
>Man made horrors beyond my comprehension
Anonymous No.96516421 [Report]
>>96516388
I think I finally understand the people who say that there are more than 2 genders, because there's males, females and then there's uglies, these are uglies regardless of other characteristics, have their own set of behaviours, and their own misbegotten niches in society separate from the other genders.
Anonymous No.96516434 [Report]
>>96516398
Paraphiliacs are often drawn to other subversive "forbidden" things. See the latest transexual school shooter
Anonymous No.96516438 [Report]
>>96516398
the internet kind of sucks
back when it wasn't as prolific, if you were a guy that wanted to fuck enormous horse dildos you either did that in private or were ostracized for being a horse fucker
now the horsefucker can go online, and find entire communities of horsefuckers
horsefucking is by no means popular, but now he has a group reaffirming his decision to fuck horses and so he feels like he can be open about it
Anonymous No.96516444 [Report]
>>96516398
The common point is they are lost people looking for an identity.
They want to belong, they aren't ready or willing to be their own person.

TL;DR: it's an identity issue.
Anonymous No.96516448 [Report]
Anonymous No.96516450 [Report] >>96516451
>>96514305
She looks like she worships Shar.
Anonymous No.96516451 [Report]
>>96516450
>Shar
>Shar
>Do not redeem
Anonymous No.96516453 [Report] >>96516458 >>96516459
Warhammer 40,000?
Anonymous No.96516458 [Report]
>>96516453
This is now a TrannyK thread I'm sorry
Anonymous No.96516459 [Report]
>>96516453
Slaanesh and its proclivities is relevant to 40k
Anonymous No.96516461 [Report]
Anonymous No.96516467 [Report]
>london ontario’s rangeban expires
>carnac unleashes multiple days of schizophrenia that was piling up
Anonymous No.96516476 [Report] >>96516501 >>96516519
>>96514739
Yes, as time progresses and things chang, they eventually become different in all but name. Do you think all things called the same thing are the same thing?
Anonymous No.96516480 [Report] >>96516485 >>96516488 >>96516534
1k, needgaard oathband vs dark angels, me on the votann, all i know about the darkies is that Lion will be there. Any tips with following list (even if it's stall and try to outmission) on next saturday?
Anonymous No.96516485 [Report] >>96516520
>>96516480
almost half your army is tied up in characters... who is the Kahl suppose to go with?
Anonymous No.96516488 [Report] >>96516505 >>96516520 >>96516528
>>96516480
>Two named characters in a 1000p list
Anonymous No.96516501 [Report]
>>96516476
Anonymous No.96516505 [Report] >>96516520 >>96516528
>>96516488
Don't forget to add the duplicate units with the same wargear
Anonymous No.96516519 [Report] >>96516525
>>96516476
genestealers didn't chang
Anonymous No.96516520 [Report] >>96516531 >>96516556
>>96516485
with the other 5-man that has magna rail and beamer in a sagi but im debating having only one kahl-like in sagi and likely uthat just reducing strategems
>>96516488
blame 10th, autism on wanting to have commanders in squads but also
>fucking primarch in a 1k list
>>96516505
i'd take hylas but im not buying a box dedicated to killteam warriors and missles seem pretty whatever on warriors and it's almost like im asking for advice
Anonymous No.96516525 [Report]
>>96516519
Okay but did they chong?
Anonymous No.96516528 [Report] >>96516542 >>96516556
>>96516488
>>96516505
>ignores the marinefag bringing a primarch
fuck marinefags
Anonymous No.96516531 [Report]
>>96516520
>primarch in a 1k list
You don't have to play against them. You can't justify mirroring them when it's a choice.
Anonymous No.96516534 [Report] >>96516579
>>96516480
Speaking from only index gameplay knowledge and having only read the votann codex rules (my first game of the codex is tomorrow), you're too character heavy and should replace a unit of Hearthkyn and a sagitaur with something else. Thunderkyn are extremely good right now while Hearthkyn and sagitaurs are both rather bad. At the moment you'll struggle to kill anything, especially tougher Marines which DA excel at using.
Anonymous No.96516538 [Report]
>>96516078
>I don't get the appeal of rebelion
>I don't understand the appeal of naive, *mostly* normal humans striking out against the boots that hold them against all odds
>Only to fall from one hell to another.
>>96516095
>We need more attention to one of 6 codicies of identical trans humans because the Primarchs
>Oh! The Primarchs! I love hearing about how cool and muscular and handsome they are!
>I just love thinking about how I could never be them and I couldn't possibly do anything to resist them
Anonymous No.96516542 [Report] >>96516550
>>96516528
>but what about him
He sucks too, nigger, but he's not here posting about it.
Are you a 10 yo kid?
Anonymous No.96516548 [Report] >>96516575
>>96515511
>see alternative enemy of the imperium
>get mad that they exist in the lore instead of being glad that you can fight them on the tabletop
if only having marines vs marines exist then just play HH
Anonymous No.96516550 [Report] >>96516562
>>96516542
we don't use that word here
Anonymous No.96516556 [Report]
>>96516520
>>96516528
Honestly didn't catch that Lion was in.
Honestly that's just disappointing.
Anonymous No.96516562 [Report]
>>96516550
We? Who's "we", nigga?
Anonymous No.96516575 [Report]
>>96516548
But Eldar are annoying to fight and aren't cool. If I'm going to fight something I want them to be cool.
Anonymous No.96516579 [Report] >>96516598
>>96516534
i see, alas i was mostly going off from the release army set and while i know losting scout on sagitaurs sucks i was planning to eventually go into Brandfast and there having auras of sustained 1 for infantry seemed good enough to get 2 of them. Thuderkyn, 2 hekatombs, likely another 6-brick of jacks but with swords would be my 2k expansion
Anonymous No.96516580 [Report] >>96516612
>>96516060
>>96516174
you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.96516583 [Report]
>whinging about dark angels
they're one of the worst armies in the game, they could bring the lion and DWK and still lose
Anonymous No.96516597 [Report]
>>96516060
>>96516174
>Why is there an army in my wargame!
>Where is super hero or super massive vehicle!!!
Anonymous No.96516598 [Report]
>>96516579
If you're going into the transport detachment thunderkyn are seemingly built for it in the codex. You'll want 3 units of them and 2 landforts with some sagitaurs as a start for it.
Anonymous No.96516604 [Report] >>96516614 >>96516624
what made Dark Angels so compelling to GW to have them as one of the main non codex compliant chapters?
Anonymous No.96516612 [Report] >>96516674
>>96516580
Imagine being told you can play as the city of Innsmouth but with Maad Max/Alien aesthetics, and not thinking this is the coolest shit ever.
Anonymous No.96516614 [Report] >>96516645
>>96516604
king arthur shit
they're the bretonnia analogue in 40k
Anonymous No.96516624 [Report]
>>96516604
Some guy in the late 80's/early 90's thought they were cool and decided to sculpt some models for them.
Anonymous No.96516630 [Report] >>96516638 >>96516641 >>96516730
R8 my 1000p list;
Aeldari (995 points)
Incursion (1000 points)
Aspect Host
CHARACTERS
Asurmen (135 points)
• Warlord
• 1x Bloody Twins
1x Sword of Asur
Avatar of Khaine (300 points)
• 1x The Wailing Doom
Baharroth (115 points)
• 1x Fury of the Tempest
1x Shining Blade
Fuegan (120 points)
• 1x Fire Axe
1x Searsong
Jain Zar (105 points)
• 1x Blade of Destruction
1x Silent Death
Lhykhis (120 points)
• 1x Brood Twain
1x Spider’s Fangs
1x Weaverender
Maugan Ra (100 points)
• 1x Maugetar
Anonymous No.96516638 [Report]
>>96516630
0/10
Anonymous No.96516641 [Report]
>>96516630
I rate this list dead on turn one/10
Anonymous No.96516643 [Report] >>96516721
I compiled a bunch of female gsc models bits so I can print a unit of female neophyites but my friends printer broke before he could print all the legs and heads. I ended up kitbashing the rest with leftover bits and the results have been pretty good so far.
Anonymous No.96516645 [Report] >>96516659 >>96516673 >>96516806
>>96516614
not really though
they only sorta have the look down but that doesn't really reflect in their lore aside from their primarch and origins
i mean their chapter master is the angel of death, not some kind of nights of the round analogue
what would happen if their chapter master was Saber?
Anonymous No.96516659 [Report]
>>96516645
>Spoiler
Instead of hunting fallen they'd spend their time hunting for burgers.
Anonymous No.96516673 [Report] >>96516689
>>96516645
I think you misunderstood why he has the First Angel of Death epithet
anyways, dark angels are all about secret knight shit, fighting a hidden enemy, the Lion can "forest walk" like the Green Knight
it's all very Arthurian
Anonymous No.96516674 [Report]
>>96516612
I agree with the anons about the faction being expensive. I was going to stay at 1000pts forever until I came across a deal where the guy dumped 700pts worth of stuff for 45% of GW's MSRP, still on sprue so basically brand new.
Anonymous No.96516676 [Report] >>96516691
>>96516174
nids are boring as fuck
GSC are ludokino
Anonymous No.96516689 [Report] >>96516703 >>96516707
>>96516673
honestly i feel like the dark angels and black templars should have their names switched
historically templars were known for their secretive ways that pissed off kings.
and all space marines are basically "angels" of the emperor, but the black templars are some of the most brutal of his "angels"
Anonymous No.96516690 [Report]
>>96514739
GSC are more like gene-givers desu
Anonymous No.96516691 [Report]
>>96516676
No both are based an cool.
Anonymous No.96516703 [Report]
>>96516689
How about renaming them into black angels and dark templars?
Anonymous No.96516707 [Report]
>>96516689
it started out as a tongue in cheek joke about a gaybar called The Rock, and the gay poet Lionel Johnson wrote a poem about his desire for his Dark Angel
Anonymous No.96516720 [Report] >>96516734 >>96516751 >>96516862
Anonymous No.96516721 [Report] >>96516853
>>96516643
>Minecraft
Anonymous No.96516730 [Report] >>96516745
>>96516630
picrel
Anonymous No.96516734 [Report] >>96516744
>>96516720
>can't draw
>doesn't understand the faction they simp over
I guess every hobby needs a dobson
Anonymous No.96516744 [Report] >>96516775
>>96516734
but enough about you
Anonymous No.96516745 [Report]
>>96516730
This is such a devastating picture for the average Eldar player psyche
Anonymous No.96516751 [Report]
>>96516720
>ethreals
Anonymous No.96516775 [Report]
>>96516744
Anonymous No.96516786 [Report] >>96518242
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Anonymous No.96516790 [Report] >>96516798 >>96516800
I like all the armies, I don't think any of them should have been/should be removed or merged... except the Chaos Marines
Anonymous No.96516798 [Report] >>96516811
>>96516790
I only pray that the inquisition/imperial agents survive another edition.
Anonymous No.96516799 [Report] >>96516818
new thread

>>96516796

>>96516796

>>96516796
Anonymous No.96516800 [Report]
>>96516790
do you mean CSM in general or just the CSM undvivded we have?
Anonymous No.96516806 [Report] >>96516819
>>96516645
I like this design.
Anonymous No.96516810 [Report] >>96516825
>early
>arbites
another fine thread incoming
Anonymous No.96516811 [Report] >>96516908
>>96516798
as long as there are no official inquisitoral storm troopers, imperial agents are a fake army made to sell overstocked niche kill team squads.
Anonymous No.96516818 [Report]
>>96516799
>secret santa link removed
Ignore this thread.
Anonymous No.96516819 [Report]
>>96516806
Hello Takeuchi Takashi.
Anonymous No.96516825 [Report] >>96516880
>>96516810
well he did announce that he's back earlier in the thread lmao
Anonymous No.96516840 [Report] >>96516848
>>96516833
>>96516833
>>96516833
Non-sabotaged thread, move there.
Anonymous No.96516848 [Report]
>>96516840
The jannoids (who do it for free) will just end up deleting that thread.
Anonymous No.96516853 [Report]
>>96516721
Does it move, but shouldn't? Webber Pistol
It should move, but doesn't? Power Pick
Anonymous No.96516862 [Report]
>>96516720
This artist stinks like cabbage farts
Anonymous No.96516880 [Report] >>96516931
>>96516825
Where?
Anonymous No.96516908 [Report] >>96517522
>>96516811
Would be nice to have more datasheets but asking for "official" inquisition models kinda goes against the ethos of the faction.
Anonymous No.96516931 [Report]
>>96516880
the larper posted here 96516467
Anonymous No.96517498 [Report]
>>96514137 (OP)
I demand to know where I can find this discontinued textured paint
Anonymous No.96517522 [Report]
>>96516908
Oh I meant more the datasheet. You can use the Tempestus Scion models for them (yes I know some will object and prefer the middlehammer stormtroopers)
Anonymous No.96518242 [Report]
>>96516786
nice job jay but why not talk to your utube fanbase instead?
Anonymous No.96518386 [Report]
>>96515580
SO true
Anonymous No.96519051 [Report]
Finished up my Abaddon counts-as for my IW