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Anonymous No.96571684 >>96571688 >>96571765 >>96571964 >>96572439 >>96572976 >>96572998 >>96573033 >>96573727
/cyoag/ - Choose Your Own Adventure General
"Cause of Death" Edition
Archives & Other Resources: https://rentry.co/cyoag
Allsync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/owWor64yLTngDk3
Previous thread: >>96555932
>Thread Question: What are CYOAs for?
Anonymous No.96571688 >>96571691
>>96571684 (OP)
Anonymous No.96571691 >>96571695
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Anonymous No.96571695 >>96571698
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Anonymous No.96571698 >>96571702
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Anonymous No.96571746 >>96571748
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Anonymous No.96571748 >>96571755
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Anonymous No.96571755 >>96571758
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Anonymous No.96571765 >>96571768 >>96573033 >>96573708 >>96573871
>>96571684 (OP)
MY MISTAKE, I MISSED OC FROM LAST THREAD

OC OC OC
THE HEREAFTER
Anonymous No.96571768
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Anonymous No.96571795 >>96571798
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Anonymous No.96571798 >>96572435
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Anonymous No.96571839 >>96571967 >>96571975 >>96572100 >>96573290
>Thread Question: What are CYOAs for?
monetization. The authorship rights to even the shittiest cyoas of today will bring in millions by royalties 5 years from now. I can feel it
Anonymous No.96571964
>>96571684 (OP)
>What are CYOAs for?
Catharsis. To fulfill the desperate, yearning void bereft of purpose that modernity's hollowed us out with. For now, they are only a facsimile, an attempt at true escapism, but they suffice. Soon, the zenith of CYOAs will emerge and shift our entire paradigm. Thereafter, a progenative iron womb will be achieved, a CYOA of true escapism, of visceral abstraction, of striving passion, and it will be joyous beyond joys, wondrous beyond wonders. We will leap in triumph and our souls shall soar, thereby to leave this fetid earth to lay fallow.
Anonymous No.96571967
>>96571839
Y'know I could sell you the movie rights to my unreleased WIP
It would be a steal at this point
Anonymous No.96571975 >>96572100
>>96571839
You laugh but there are multiple redditors trying to run patreons.

It gets especially funny when they try to play copyright games while conveniently ignoring all the copyrighted art that they're using without permission.
Anonymous No.96572100
>>96571839
>>96571975
I'll keep laughing because they were doing this five years ago and had about as much success as now. That is, not much.
Anonymous No.96572125 >>96572167 >>96572176 >>96572305
Pick your favorite cyoa ability associated with one of the six stats. It can be weak or strong, whatever you prefer.

For example:
Stat- Intelligence
Ability- You can instantly learn any information contained within a book simply by touching it.
Anonymous No.96572167
>>96572125
Stat - Constitution
Ability - Draining people of their blood with my vampire fangs, increases my lifespan.

I like conditional unagingness or age reversal powers a lot.
It's the CYOAs job to push the player to be as active as possible and to get into troubles, not just hide away in some real or fantasy basement. And vampirism (assuming only lethal drinking counts) is one great avenue for it. And unagingness is both an obviously desirable prize, and can also promise the adventure and the troubles scale bigger and bigger forever,
Anonymous No.96572176
>>96572125
Wisdom - Healing powers

Easiest and least confrontational Savior complex fulfillment.
Anonymous No.96572305
>>96572125
Masks
Make masks
Anonymous No.96572435 >>96572474
>>96571798
yeah i take the cigarette
the ocean scares the fuck out of me
Anonymous No.96572439
>>96571684 (OP)
>Thread Question: What are CYOAs for?
CYOAs are for the same thing that any creative expression is for: to move someone in some way. It really can't be reduced more than that.

The medium is particularly good at moving you in certain ways -- stimulating imagination, eliciting feelings of satisfaction that come with solving problems -- but if a CYOA succeeds in moving you in another way, it still fulfilled its purpose. Even a shitpost CYOA designed solely to get another anon mad does its job if it gets another anon mad. I'll probably dislike it and think it's ugly, but it did exactly what it was supposed to do.
Anonymous No.96572474 >>96572476 >>96572516 >>96572632 >>96576529 >>96579371
>>96572435
OK, choose a biome
Anonymous No.96572476 >>96572479
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Anonymous No.96572479 >>96572481
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Anonymous No.96572516 >>96572566 >>96573217
>>96572474
look this sounds awesome until you realize I live in a house I own with a magical machine that flushes my shit for me after wiping with soft paper, an amazing magic rainfall machine that can cleanse my body using glorious hot water, easy access to almost infinite varieties of food, magical box devices to give me any information or entertainment I could ever want, a massively connected world where I can contact someone 2,000 miles away in a nanosecond and a future that promises infinite AI generation technology and no need to work, if I fall ill I have medicines to cure or prevent any ailment and aid in my recovery, plus constant clean water to drink.
I like the CYOA but I'm not giving all of that up to eat dried meat and stale water while shitting in a bush and wiping my ass with dry grass as I hobble back to my shitty little wagon to sleep on wooden slabs and hope I don't get bitten by a snake or catch the flu or something.
Anonymous No.96572540 >>96572818 >>96578276
Does anyone know the author of Witch CYOA? Asking authors questions is my favorite thing.

What do we think the full build of the Sorceress that introduces you is? She has a cow familiar of at least level 4 it seems, as well as pyromancy. Given the charms and potions she likely has up to 4 levels in these. Could she be:

Charms 4
Potions 4
Catomancy (cow) 5?
|°ㄥ°| !!ce11CKZ/hzP No.96572566 >>96573235
>>96572516
I understand this point of view but it is a sad one. The world we live in is doomed to "failure" and it would be best for you to make accommodations for that. setting that aside, you're assuming playing a CYOA is adopting that existence over your own. just check it out and enjoy the premise, unless you don't
Anonymous No.96572632 >>96572686
>>96572474
>Destination: North Eastern Taiga
>Transportation: Steam Car
>Supplies:
Rations x2
Spare Parts
Hardware
Plough
Anvil
Basic Tools
>Equipment:
Metalworking Tools
Woodworking Tools
Traps
Lanterns
Ammunition
>Weapon: Musket
>Skills:
Marksmanship
Construction
Metalworking
Pottery
Tailoring
>Hobby: Sculpture
>Season: Winter
>Dream: Protectors
>Motivation: Freedom
>Curiosity: Leather Satchel
>Companion: Irene
>Animal: Black Cat
>Preparation: A Sound Schematic
>Hazards:
Vermin
Scarce Forge
Cryptids
>Omen: A Foreboding Chime

Let's get cracking. Since it's a two person party I'm mainly taking up a majority of the work myself. Packed all the essentials, being mainly tools for the road. Woodworking and fine machinery are two vital parts of my skillset with a dab of marksmanship and some more pleasant homesteading skills to keep ourselves well maintained. Mainly looking to make myself a fine fortress on this here frontier, and while I was tempted to take the Whalebone to triple down on the reliability of my not so humble abode, I decided that my work could stand for itself. Maybe it would have been wiser to go for the Corn Dolly or the Farmer's Almanac but I can't pass up a bag that can hold more stuff.

Since I can only rely on one other soul during this trip, I think going for the best only makes sense. I was tempted to take A Well Chosen Location, but she'll do for getting me to where I need to be best. We're most likely going to run into some lean times but once we make it there it'll be the high life, mainly resting on my shoulders for the upkeep architecturally and agriculturally. It's tough work but someone's gotta do it. Not too pleased with the complications for this trip but the roar of steam and this little kitty keeps most of them at bay. Haven't confronted what the Omen has out for me but after I post I'll take a look and decide what my fate is. Regardless of what happens, I'm sure that the foundations I'll build will outlast me by many generations.
Anonymous No.96572661 >>96572726
someone post it
Anonymous No.96572686
>>96572632
>A Foreboding Chime
Welp, that sucks, especially since being very productive is sort of the gameplan. But judging by the rest of the omens it could be a lot worse since a few of those attack even greater weakpoints that I have. It'll definitely be a pain in the ass and we are definitely going to have some lean times now for sure, but I think we'll make it through alright. Long as Irene keeps us on course and I keep the wheels turning, I think we'll manage to get there and establish a claim before the world gets to claim us instead.

Definitely wish I had at least one other person I could bring, Mr Henderson would have been nice for farming, but who knows maybe with a bit of effort and some time I could make a road to make travel to the claim possible between trade routes. Heck, could even get a railroad started with all the lumber around, although the idea of clearing a path through all these trees is seemingly more folly than planning this trip in the first place. Who knows though, there just might be a path Irene could find for it.
Anonymous No.96572726
>>96572661
No. Go back to the decaying thread.
Anonymous No.96572818 >>96573169
>>96572540
I always like to believe that she has Master of None.
Anonymous No.96572976
>>96571684 (OP)
>Thread Question: What are CYOAs good for?
Absolutely nothing
Anonymous No.96572998
>>96571684 (OP)
>Thread Question: What are CYOAs for?
Fapping.
Anonymous No.96573033
>>96571765
>>96571684 (OP)
>not putting OC as OP
you're officially fired from being the thread maker
Anonymous No.96573169
>>96572818

Honestly, I really wondered if that was the case for her.

There is no indication as to her age or that she is immortal.

Even as a sorceress she could have most of the Powers other than Necromancy and Consortation with the 13+12 that she'd get.

I just want to know if I stay the course and try to be charming as a Witch(Male) if she'll willingly enjoy some Level 5 love potions with me. Seems like Level 5 Potions, Charms, Curses or Transmutation could all give immortality to someone else (Curses explicitly states it can).
Anonymous No.96573217 >>96573221
>>96572516
At one point, Lord Thistlewaite was working on a scifi/asteroid colonist cyoa. Sadly, he seems to have gone quiet on us. Oh well.
Anonymous No.96573221
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Anonymous No.96573235 >>96573239 >>96573252 >>96575260
>>96572566
Sigh - that's part of what makes Traveler's Tale 2 depressing for me. How did Highlander phrase it? We were born too late to explore the Earth, too soon to explore the stars, and are stuck in crappy jobs that waste our talents, just to get enough money to ignore the problem for a while. . . with little chance to make our mark in a cause we believe in.

I think that's why I enjoy isekai cyoas so much. Many of the worlds are in desperate need of new ideas and outside help, places where we wouldn't be "surplus".

https://www.tiktok.com/@thearchiveinbetween/video/7541118845495348494
Anonymous No.96573239 >>96573243
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Anonymous No.96573243 >>96573246
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Anonymous No.96573249 >>96573251
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Anonymous No.96573251 >>96573253
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Anonymous No.96573252 >>96573269
>>96573235
>tiktok link
Get the fuck out zoomie
Anonymous No.96573253 >>96573258
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Anonymous No.96573258 >>96573267
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Anonymous No.96573269 >>96573272
>>96573252
I don't think the Ferryman link is on Youtube.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/vuD3eHuOsBw
Anonymous No.96573272 >>96573273
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Anonymous No.96573290 >>96573292 >>96573322 >>96573374
>>96571839
Yes and no. One corporation will own all image-based CYOAs, which will exclusively use next generation AI art for the images.
CYOAs will gain millions of players thanks to their revolutionary practices in interactive CYOA gaming.
And they will also officially rebrand these games from Choose Your Own Adventure into Create Your Own Adventure to differentiate from the children's story books.
Old CYOAs that use copyrighted art will be outlawed on mainstream media websites like 4chan and reddit. Low traffic sites with limited moderation and cyber security will not be a thing in the future. The internet will be be completely purged and replaced by a new and highly efficient system of inter-connectivity.
Old School Authors WILL remake their CYOAs under the new guidelines, or else everything they have made will disappear forever.
Anonymous No.96573292
>>96573290
>And they will also officially rebrand these games from Choose Your Own Adventure into Create Your Own Adventure
This is the bad timeline and we have to fight for our freedom.
Anonymous No.96573322 >>96573330 >>96573341
>>96573290
>from Choose Your Own Adventure into Create Your Own Adventure to differentiate from the children's story books.
Sand? Is that you? How's life treating you these days?
Anonymous No.96573330 >>96573333
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Anonymous No.96573333 >>96573337
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Anonymous No.96573337 >>96573339
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Anonymous No.96573341 >>96573350
>>96573322
>Sand? Is that you?
He's dead, Jim.
Anonymous No.96573350 >>96573354 >>96575897 >>96579473 >>96579731 >>96580056
>>96573341
>He's dead, Jim.
:) That quote is older than I am. :)
Anonymous No.96573354 >>96573357
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Anonymous No.96573357 >>96573361
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Anonymous No.96573374 >>96573377 >>96573390
>>96573290
>Old School Authors WILL remake their CYOAs
Well, SDA's got a jump on that.
Anonymous No.96573377 >>96573381
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Anonymous No.96573381 >>96573384
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Anonymous No.96573384 >>96573386
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Anonymous No.96573386 >>96573389
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Anonymous No.96573389 >>96573391
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Anonymous No.96573390 >>96573394
>>96573374
>completely kills the seriousness and immersion of the setting with goofy looking anime art
Why did he do it?
Anonymous No.96573391
>>96573389
Anonymous No.96573394 >>96573396
>>96573390
>Why did he do it?
At the time, he said he wanted to see what the limits of AI art were
Anonymous No.96573396
>>96573394
Anonymous No.96573410 >>96573637 >>96574665
Dies anyone have the "Shard" planeswalker cyoa? Or a link to it?

(Shard Guardian, Shard Warden . . .something like that)
Anonymous No.96573637
>>96573410
Have you tried searching "shard cyoa" on a search engine and see what imagechest link you get ?
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Anonymous No.96573658 >>96573663
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Anonymous No.96573663 >>96573671
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Anonymous No.96573671 >>96573675
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Anonymous No.96573675
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Anonymous No.96573708
>>96571765
>Items
Backpack&First Aid Pack
Bone Sword&Bottomless Canteen
> Soul Shape
Lucky Fool
> Clown School

Not sure between Lucky Fool and Bone Collector, more luck is great but not needing to spend as much time searching or worrying about food is also great, and when the entire realm is a dumpster being supernaturally good at dumpster diving is a top tier skill.
For the items, the kit got some small tools, the sword is a pretty good weapon (light, fast, sharp, good reach).
Clown School to learn a bunch of skills, social, physical and magical.
Anonymous No.96573727
>>96571684 (OP)
Real previous thread: >>96563858
You linked the wrong thread dummy.
You got my hopes up thinking Outer Reincarnation was finally over with.
Anonymous No.96573871 >>96573967 >>96574564
>>96571765
So if you die you end up in Worseland? And if die in Worseland where do you go? Evenworseland?

Anyway
Backpack, first aid
Righteous Protector
Vampire Eye, Lightning in a bottle
The Dragon's Castle

I'll try to build a nice place here
Anonymous No.96573967 >>96573985
>>96573871
Protector and dragon's castle but no sword and/or shield, why would you do that ?
Anonymous No.96573985 >>96574496
>>96573967
It says bones and bone tools are common so I assume getting a sword in the future won't be too hard.
And the shield would repel the weak monsters that I want to kill, I'd be left with only the strong ones. I'd rather pick the unique magic eye and the unique one hit kill bomb that can save my ass or engrave my name in legends for slaying some big thing.
Anonymous No.96574496 >>96574609
>>96573985
>It says bones and bone tools are common so I assume getting a sword in the future won't be too hard.
fair

>And the shield would repel the weak monsters that I want to kill, I'd be left with only the strong ones
I would argue the shield would make you a better protector since it means there will be less monsters targeting you and your group
Or as a second option, as the description says that beings who can kill dragons are rare, I imagine you could sell it for either a shit ton of currency or trade it to someone else for another rare gear you would like more
Anonymous No.96574564 >>96574609 >>96576956
>>96573871
Pic very related. I'm so glad my brain mix-maxed itself and pushed out the ability to remember people's names, faces and birthdays in exchange for encyclopedic knowledge of stupid jokes from the internet.
Anonymous No.96574609 >>96574656
>>96574496
My goal was to make a base in the Dragon's castle and "protect" proactively by hunting monsters, not just protecting some random village.
>>96574564
kek, I wish I had the power to find old jokes and memes I think of to post them
Anonymous No.96574656
>>96574609
Dedicating large chunks of your brain to nerdom instead of being socially competent really is a blessing. If it wasn't for this I'd probably have a girlfriend or something.
Anonymous No.96574665 >>96574739
>>96573410
Oooooo yipyipyipyip
Anonymous No.96574739 >>96574767 >>96574796 >>96574801
>>96574665
?????
Anonymous No.96574767 >>96574784
>>96574739
Ooooo yipyipyipyipyip
Anonymous No.96574784 >>96574796 >>96574801
>>96574767
?????????????
Anonymous No.96574796 >>96574810
>>96574739
>>96574784

I swear he's doing the noise from the Turtle Dreams album.
Anonymous No.96574801 >>96574843
>>96574739
>>96574784
Underage retard
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KTc3PsW5ghQ&pp=ygUOTXVwcGV0cyBhbGllbnM%3D
Anonymous No.96574810 >>96574843
>>96574796
It’s a classic bit from the muppets you zoomer shitter
Anonymous No.96574843 >>96574906
>>96574801
>>96574810
Sorry I’m not a gross thirty+ year old boomer sorry
Anonymous No.96574906 >>96574922
>>96574843
I'm not either and I'm also not american so I've never watched that but the guy replied to a picture of the muppets so I assumed it was a reference and didn't say anything
Anonymous No.96574922 >>96575017
>>96574906
Really comes down to him not doing a good martian. He should have spaced those yips.
Anonymous No.96575017
>>96574922
You don’t yip fast enough
Anonymous No.96575260 >>96575404 >>96575711
>>96573235
Anon we are literally at the great turning point for all civilisation to come, you could not possibly be born at a more important time
Anonymous No.96575372 >>96575382
If I make a cyoa
Will you play it and repost it
Anonymous No.96575382
>>96575372
I will repost it ironically
Anonymous No.96575404 >>96575417 >>96575786
>>96575260
Being born as a non-Chinese at the start of the Middle Kingdom's space age won't let anon engage in any kind of self-actualization or meaningful achievement though.
Anonymous No.96575417 >>96575429
>>96575404
It is death-age not space-age, death-age.
Anonymous No.96575429 >>96575437
>>96575417
Nah we're not talking about your homeland.
Anonymous No.96575437
>>96575429
Death comes to all homelands, it makes death sounds. death-death-death.
Anonymous No.96575594 >>96575602
damn this is one huge motherfucking ocean fellas
bigger than the pacific I think
Anonymous No.96575602 >>96575767 >>96575845
>>96575594
wrong image
Anonymous No.96575711 >>96575786
>>96575260
. . .I reported a spotted lanternfly sighting the other day, as my state agriculture department requested. They're not going to investigate. Nor did they do a copout, like asking me to look around for nests or anything like that.

Instead, they told me they've given up. It's their official policy that a lanternfly infestation is inevitable, so they're doing . . . nothing.

How much innovation or inspirational efforts do you think my area is engaged in, if we can't muster the where withall to even oppose an insect?
Anonymous No.96575737 >>96575774
Any word on when we'll be able to upload PDFs again?
Anonymous No.96575767 >>96575956
>>96575602
It's actually bizarre how empty it is, the Pacific at least has a bunch of tiny islands. Next update he'll probably put like, sunken sea mermaid Atlantis in the middle or something, and more islands.
Anonymous No.96575774 >>96575861
>>96575737
This is so shitly made I’m tempted to re-do it just to spite the author
Anonymous No.96575786 >>96575826
>>96575711
Anon the parasites have completely taken hold, and civilisation literally must fall
If it does not fall, they will keep getting worse until it does
That's the turning point
We are right next to the beginning of the next cycle and have literally all of the worlds information at our fingertips
If you breakaway, and successfully make a movement that will survive the coming hard times you could be foundational to an empire that spans the stars, Like none before or after might manage
>>96575404
The chinese as as fucked as the rest of them
Capitalism is not a law or theory but a practice, one which sells the future
They are already knee deep in their mistakes and only making more

Embracing merit is suicide to a parasite, and as of such they literally cannot divert this course, any and all efforts to prevent the fall are existential threats to them
Anonymous No.96575826
>>96575786
And where do I find John Galt, anon? Or get a ticket to Rapture? :)
Anonymous No.96575845 >>96575860 >>96575867
>>96575602
It looks like two hands stretching open a butthole...
Anonymous No.96575860 >>96575900
>>96575845
You need to see a therapist.
Anonymous No.96575861 >>96580041
>>96575774
Has a bad cyoa ever been spite-corrected? Or remade purely because anon hated the author?
Anonymous No.96575867 >>96575900
>>96575845
Anon I'm afraid you've been goatse'd one too many times. Now you're hallucinating stretched buttholes everywhere like the amongus figure.
Anonymous No.96575897 >>96575937
>>96573350
Is Sylen still going to update this?
Anonymous No.96575900
>>96575860
>>96575867
I blame /v/ for spamming it on the catalogue so often.
I'd rather not have the image of man asshole burned into my brain.
Anonymous No.96575937
>>96575897
>Is Sylen still going to update this?
I hope so, last time he appeared he asked for some atmospheric vamp music. Its been a minute since he popped up again though. Maybe he just got too lost in the sauce, VtM lore can a handful to say the least.
Anonymous No.96575956
>>96575767
>he'll probably put like, sunken sea mermaid Atlantis in the middle or something, and more islands.
Or he could do some dream materialisation bullshit, where mysterious landmasses start appearing out of nowhere do to the nightmare getting stronger. That would be a cool plothook to resolve the nightmare issue.
Anonymous No.96575961 >>96575980 >>96575999 >>96576023 >>96576027 >>96580145
Why are there so few gay based cyoas? Or cyoas with male romance? I go to the gym and fuck both men and women, and yet all I see here are exclusively females.
Anonymous No.96575980 >>96576111
>>96575961
Post muscles or you’re lying
Anonymous No.96575999 >>96576012 >>96576111 >>96576136
>>96575961
Play any cyoa by PCA. He is a closet case.
Anonymous No.96576012 >>96576068
>>96575999
Spirit Conscript isn't gay.
Anonymous No.96576023 >>96576111
>>96575961
>openly discussing homosexuality
Anonymous No.96576027 >>96576111
>>96575961
This is the straight general. Ask /trash/, they got what you want.
Anonymous No.96576068
>>96576012
Yes it is.
Anonymous No.96576080 >>96576109 >>96576118 >>96576123 >>96576136
Spirit Conscript was not 100% a troll cyoa okay it was made with love and thought—only the waifu section is trollish.
Anonymous No.96576109 >>96576118
>>96576080
>only the waifu section is trollish.
>Only section cooner thread cares about
Anonymous No.96576111 >>96576141 >>96576149 >>96576157 >>96576167 >>96576342
>>96575980
Okay.
>>96575999
Sorry I don’t play cyoas if they’re tldr.
>>96576023
Imagine being threatened by two burly men rubbing against each other. Do you hate wrestling?
>>96576027
/trash/ is incredibly gay anon.
Anonymous No.96576118
>>96576080
I don't feel like the waifu section itself is even trollish. It feels like he made only part of it, the first couple waifu-oriented characters, then gave up before he could make companions for the rest of the factions because he didn't want them to be waifus or was frustrated that he thought people would only want these first few waifu-ish characters.
>>96576109
Connections are important when coming to a new land.
Anonymous No.96576123
>>96576080
Idk why he doesn't just copy Tankista for waifu ideas
Anonymous No.96576133
>literal meathead
kek
Anonymous No.96576136
>>96576080
PCA seems like the kind of person that unleashes their full potential when faced with adversity, like Michael Jordan.
I say we keep antagonising him so he makes more masterpieces in his spite-fueled state. This anon >>96575999 has the right idea, although calling him gay is a bit too on the nose.
Anonymous No.96576141
>>96576111
Now post dick pics haha wouldn’t that be so funny haha.
Anonymous No.96576149
>>96576111
>/trash/ is incredibly gay anon
That's what you asked for thoughbeitfully.
Anonymous No.96576157
>>96576111
How are pca’s cyoas tldr you roided shitter?
Anonymous No.96576167
>>96576111
Crush me with those thighs daddy uwu
Anonymous No.96576180 >>96576248 >>96576262
Gayest general on /tg/
Anonymous No.96576248
>>96576180
We can change that.
By being extremists.
Many problems humanity has can be solved that way.
Anonymous No.96576262
>>96576180
This is what happens when you let shartyfags proliferate
Anonymous No.96576268
It's one freak samefagging
Anonymous No.96576342
How many of you even lift

>>96576111
Strongest cyoag poster
Anonymous No.96576463 >>96576472 >>96576483 >>96576766 >>96578631 >>96580558
https://imgchest.com/p/5xy22anpnyl
https://rentry.org/outer_reincarnation_information

>Chronological Build List
A Hero of Justice https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96547410/#96549457
Moonman https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96454608/#96459760
Wanderer above the Sea of Fog (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96547410/#96550529
Speedster Spider https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96412603
Demonic Nightmare Maker https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96487358/#96493315
The Black Messiah (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96426634/#96430522
Flagellant Gambler https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96411399
The Jötunnsdrottninggen https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96378482/#96381145
Ithyl Twynis https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96378482/#96381847
Y'Sereth, King among Kings https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96378482/#96382717
Queen of Mamet https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96378482/#96382899
Orkhalorkhan https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96414214/#96415856
Father of the Paracausal Arts https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96447166/#96452392
The Wandering Professor (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96426634/#96428837
Vëe the Dream Librarian https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96392972/#96393021
Demon King of the Dead (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96386307/#96391919
Krinak, Syn Ufroka https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96395536/#96399372
The Book of the Damned https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96422333/#96426011
Ҁ Ф ʌ https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96459503/#96467167
Faina Aureole (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96515334/#96518359
Unnotable Lich https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96547410/#96547484
Tverso Ordo-Dorian https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96555932/#96559969
Foolish Dreamer https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96392972/#96398017
Vai of the Doria https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96563858/#96565865
Anonymous No.96576472 >>96576482 >>96576483
>>96576463
Mer https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96392972/#96400248
Aurum Arc the Golden Finger https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96395536/#96400560
Red Drakonid (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96426634/#96429221
King of The Exarchate (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96414214/#96416022
Qarg the Conqueror https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96395536/#96404302
Son of Man (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96395536/#96404724
The Inquisitor https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96406963
Ultimate Scholar (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96407218
Student https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96407496
Breaker of the Eternal Curse https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#q96407496
The Return of the King (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96407523
Liriel, The Veilbreaker https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96447166/#96451577
Balrog the Emerald King https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96422333/#96427173
One-Woman Band https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96406340/#96412498
Ellavan "Ella" Aureole (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96547410/#96549242
Ren, Demon Lord of SRTR https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96414214/#96415916
HeWillWin https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96414214/#96415920
Goku Sasuke Master Chief Kakarot https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96422333/#96427458
Zyneheart (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96422333/#96423015
He'el (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96426634/#96431341
Rozir, the Vagabond King of Hexen (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96440992/#96445292
Thaumaradrak (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96468757/#96471990
Lady, the Academy Meister (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96478474/#96485991
Daemon ex Machina (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96515334/#96516984
Holy Father (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96520605/#96528241
Anonymous No.96576482 >>96576483
>>96576472
True Demon https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96515334/#96516997
Unnotable Guy https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96515334/#96518022
Vratislav (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96515334/#96518373
Blood Priestess https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96520605/#96527658
Scourge of the Damned https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96520605/#96528560
Immortal Pixie Garland https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96525117/#96529021
Nlo, Commander of the First Imperial Host https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96525117/#96532886
Izeth-from-Stygia https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96525117/#96534765
0^0 Kill Speedrun Any% (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96534134/#96535458
Ewokai (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96534134/#96535460
Useful Humilitas (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96534134/#96538697
Daath https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96534134/#96539471
Gabaar, of the Krazy Komet Klan https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96547410/#96548253
The "Last One" https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96541258/#96545134
Edward https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96541258/#96545282
Troll Cock https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96555932/#96559139
Tverso Ordo-Dorian (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96555932/#96559969
Tumen Goddess https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96555932/#96560961
Saorise the Unprophet https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96555932/#96562550
Hiro Protagonist (Lone) https://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/96563858/#96575323
Anonymous No.96576483
>>96576463
>>96576472
>>96576482
Nobody cares
Anonymous No.96576510 >>96576552
>Actually believing the gayposter pic is legit.
lmao
Anonymous No.96576529 >>96576536
>>96572474
>Western Coast, Steam Car
These poor schmucks have no idea they're about to be Manifest Destiny'd someone ought to shoulder the white man's burden and give 'em a fighting chance at becoming gracefully indispensable to rather than utterly dead and I guess it'll have to be me.
>Rations x2, Spare Parts, Hardware, Anvil, Luxuries, Basic Tools
Tobacco for the peace pipe, the parts I need to keep the Engine intact and the bare mine and make finished goods of Minerals.
>Prospecting Tools, Metalworking Tools, Fishing Gear, Ammunition, Doctor's Bag, Musket
All the Tools I'll need (at first) too plus the obligatory "big stick" to complement soft speech.
>Military, Medicine, Diplomacy, Metalworking
And speak I will, at length. This war-whooping ritual violence won't cut it in the face of genocide. I secure trust with Diplomacy, mutual gifts and advanced doctoring before making my real pitch: tribal entente focused on the use of muskets to present a united front to colonists. Back East can't be kept but but CAN be presented with terms for land-use that beat protracted extermination on the basis of profit.
Anonymous No.96576536
>>96576529
>Sculpture, Autumn, Protectors, Freedom, Peace Pipe
Make no mistake, the going will be hard but with hope and fortune the outcome will be worth it. The trinkets I make soothe me and make for fine opening gifts (hopefully trade-fodder too if I can sell the ship crews on them being "genuine native storm-ward talismans"). I will Protect whatever faltering Freedom we ma foster here with my life if needs be.
>Phyllis, Irene, Trained Parrot, Well-Chosen Location
But enough of this idle speculation, we must arrive first. Travelling by waters lets Phyllis constantly augment our Rations with her catches while I parley meals from the natives for trinkets and doctoring along the way. Hans is a glutton but his suitably-directed strength when will prove the backbone of Mineral extraction on arrival. The engine will pump the deeper shafts dry (a fine trip hammer too!) while I smith the metal back into spare parts, trade goods and muskets. The Parrot is a calling card of sorts, a "magic bird" cementing me as "witch doctor" among the natives as much as healing, "iron horse" and metalwork knowledge. It's a good way to ostentatiously broker an understanding between tribes.
>Hostile Wildlife, Discord, Mischievous Spirits
Unfortunately the Natives aren't the only one to take note of our odd mascot. Several birds of prey have decided it looks delectable and spirits seem as intent on plucking colourful feathers as they at chewing on the Engine. The others are right to say I treat them as hapless children yet after so many near-misses what choice do I have? Native partying and odd Luxury will keep them sweet for now.
>A Long Night
This accursed Dark will be another matter I fear. Hans at least I must work beside constantly (though I confess that watching for dusk is tricky while down in the mine) but Phyllis I am forced to keep under watch by the Parrot. If I didn't trudge to the shore enforcing curfew every night she'd probably have been dragged beneath the waves by now.
Anonymous No.96576549 >>96576570
Aurum Arc the Golden Finger should have been a spider. Then you could be an Arachno Capitalist.
Anonymous No.96576552
>>96576510
Yeah I know right
No one here would ever be fit
Anonymous No.96576570
>>96576549
nice
Anonymous No.96576618 >>96576960 >>96577081 >>96580327
https://imgchest.com/p/xny8z65noyb
Anonymous No.96576766 >>96576796 >>96577400 >>96578843 >>96578858
>>96576463
Zelo build for the anon compiling the worlds. Might add some more this weekend if I have time. Liriel's anon dropped Dobrava in his last update in case there's any confusion.

Build link: https://rentry.co/ErosOT
Anonymous No.96576796
>>96576766
12th will true love
Anonymous No.96576878 >>96576948
Anyone know of or remembers a good Cave, Underground, Spelunking, Dwarf Fort CYOA?

Basically anything that goes on beneath the earth.
Anonymous No.96576948 >>96577010
>>96576878
Scottish Anon's Catacombs CYOA and Deepest Pit CYOA.
Anonymous No.96576956
>>96574564
Aight bet, tell a joke.
Anonymous No.96576960 >>96577175
>>96576618
Got two other similar builds in Gestation, one with Face Myself and the other with Late Awakening, but a build in SMT is more appropriate and I don't want to take World Rebirth (that give the same points) if it's anything like Gates of Hell the world is ending too fast.

>Scenario
Hearts Of Men
>Summoning Method
Face Myself
>Perks
Power of Friendship
Devil Summoner(Harmonics)
Brute
>Flaws
Wanted
Child
>Skill
Music
>Personal Assets
Demon Compendium
Ouija Board
>The Arcana
The Star
>Persona Form
Strange
>Persona Perks
Navigator
Second Awakening (I want max Luk&Def)
Stat Boost*4(Luk*4)
>Persona Flaws
Level one
>Demons
Mizard Bud

Is the Reverse Arcana a must pick or can you not get one and it's power and thus no antagonist ?
Trying to get the unique stuffs I like like Brute and Navigator with things that will always be useful like Power of Friendship, Star, the Compendium. All while focusing on defence (Strange&Septentrione's unique powers) since with Star I can train anything else later as long as I don't die.
Yes, neither me nor my Persona got any attacks or magics but that is what Star is for, the Bud and whatever weak demons I'm willing to summon will do fine at the start.
Anonymous No.96577010
>>96576948
Skimming it briefly, I like what I see, thanks!
Anonymous No.96577023 >>96577064 >>96578181
When you were learning how to walk, I studied the anti-texts.
When you were romancing your waifu, I mastered Lichyard necromancy.
While you wasted your days playing politics in pursuit of "influence", I cultivated my horde.

And now that the world is on fire and the Ecumene are at the gate you have the audacity to come to me for help?
Anonymous No.96577064
>>96577023
>Yes, you silly scholar, come on outside sometime this decade and lend us a hand!
>You must surely have a few in there, right?
Anonymous No.96577081
>>96576618
I don't know the setting, but being a sorcerer is a natural choice.

>Scenario:
Gates of Hell

>Summoning Methods:
Face Myself

>Perks:
Brute, Sorcerer, Knowledge (Occult)

>Flaws:
Wanted x2, Child

>Assets:
Metanavi App

>Arcana:
The Star

>Persona:
Identity: Primordial Chaos
Form: Strange
Perks: Navigator, Second Awakening, Stat Boost (Magic x5, Speed x6 (Second Awakening))
Flaws: Stat Drain (Attack x3)
Stats:
Attack: 0
Magic: 10
Defense: 6
Speed: 4 (10 after Second Awakening)
Luck: 4

>Outer Arcana:
The Aeon

>Reverse Arcana:
The Hanged Man
Anonymous No.96577175
>>96576960
>Is the Reverse Arcana a must pick or can you not get one and it's power and thus no antagonist ?
It says CHOOSE ONE so its a must pick, there must be some kind of antagonist, so the arcana simply chooses his qualities.
Anonymous No.96577400
>>96576766
I completely forgot Afanasiy existed.
Anonymous No.96577767
>Goku soloes is the last post in the last thread
Can't believe he soloed the thread
Anonymous No.96577788
Updated my tierlist because I forgot about Mlada.
Anonymous No.96577816 >>96577961 >>96577968
Last thread archived, so I'm finalizing the result.
Anonymous No.96577869
Anonymous No.96577908 >>96577966 >>96578026 >>96578048
What CYOA gives you the most choice paralysis?
Anonymous No.96577961
>>96577816
It should have been terry davis
Anonymous No.96577966 >>96578513
>>96577908
It could have been Mago with its spellcrafts if you couldn't just get them all.

https://imgchest.com/p/dl7p85wojyo
Anonymous No.96577968 >>96578401
>>96577816
I don't know any of these people.
Anonymous No.96578026 >>96578041
>>96577908
Conduit
Anonymous No.96578041 >>96578060 >>96578061 >>96579494
>>96578026
I finally decided that Awakening was a downgrade because its version of the Aether permanently brainwashes Conduits into zealous expansionists.
Anonymous No.96578048 >>96579494
>>96577908
JRPG Traitor, there are simply too many cool characters and powers to choose from.
Anonymous No.96578060
>>96578041
>I finally decided that Awakening was a downgrade
Old news buddy, welcome abroad the original supremacy train.
Anonymous No.96578061 >>96578073
>>96578041
Who cares it's longer and more expansive, that's automatically better.
Anonymous No.96578073
>>96578061
That's still true for the original instead.
Anonymous No.96578181 >>96578200
>>96577023
Uruk Jobber...
Anonymous No.96578200 >>96578215 >>96578379 >>96578428 >>96578431
>>96578181
how do you stop uruk necromancer from simply turning you undead as a child?
Anonymous No.96578215 >>96578221 >>96578307
>>96578200
Urukjobber gets cockblocked by fate and told to fuck off by the Elder Gods.
Anonymous No.96578221 >>96578266 >>96578336
>>96578215
>he thinks fate prevents him from becoming undead
lolmao
Anonymous No.96578266 >>96578410
>>96578221
It literally does. That's how the setting works.
Anonymous No.96578276
>>96572540
>Witch (male)
>witchery 5
>curse 5
>charm 3
>potion 3
>divination
>witchbook, potion of witchiness, potions, charms
Anonymous No.96578307 >>96578336 >>96578410
>>96578215
>Urucuck doesn't even understand the most rudimentary part of the cyoa.
shocking
Anonymous No.96578336 >>96578410
>>96578307
>>96578221
Anonymous No.96578379
>>96578200
I untimeskipped all my mentors, dickless.
Anonymous No.96578401 >>96578407
>>96577968
Are you old enough to post here?
Anonymous No.96578407 >>96578460
>>96578401
He likely is
Anyone born before 2007 can post here
Anonymous No.96578409 >>96578416 >>96578417 >>96578432 >>96578444 >>96578586
>*GODku blocks your path*
What do?
Anonymous No.96578410 >>96578426 >>96578457
>>96578266
>>96578307
>>96578336.
>readlet retardation
You can still become undead (or empyrean), dumbfuck. When it happens you lose your death slot and your death letter.
That's like the entire point of it.
Anonymous No.96578416
>>96578409
use my bag of breaking to kill him
low magic always wins
Anonymous No.96578417
>>96578409
I solo him
Anonymous No.96578426 >>96578435
>>96578410
>Charlie can get rid of your plot armor by making you an Empyrean
Vedibros...
Our response?
You can escape her like Keter did, right? Surely you won't do worse than Keter, right?
Anonymous No.96578428 >>96578443
>>96578200
just avoid his weakass build until you can kill him
so like 8 years old
Anonymous No.96578431
>>96578200
Oculus of Human Goodness x3
Anonymous No.96578432
>>96578409
It's too late, Goku. The Nightmare is consuming both of us as we speak.
Anonymous No.96578435 >>96578446
>>96578426
Charlie's main method of attack is assigning you death letters. If she removes your death slot, she gives you immortality and takes away her strongest weapon against you for free.

Obviously, she would not do that.
Anonymous No.96578443
>>96578428
>Uruk Jobber gets solo'd by a kid with untimeskipped mentors and Icon of Icons
Kino of the highest order.
Anonymous No.96578444
>>96578409
Offer him a cake, obviously.

:)
Anonymous No.96578446 >>96578455
>>96578435
>and takes away her strongest weapon against you for free.
She can't use it on you while you have it anyway, at least if you're an Empyrean she can use Deus Ex Machina on you to do other things without worrying about erasing herself.
Anonymous No.96578455
>>96578446
>she can use Deus Ex Machina on you to do other things
She can already do this, though. And it doesn't require giving you respawn capabilities.
Anonymous No.96578457 >>96578467
>>96578410
There is way more to fate than just your death letter. You have to go through your encounters and mentorship, and anything which prevents them from happening is a logic error. That's why Shadow of God has to happen last in the encounter order.
Anonymous No.96578460
>>96578407
I hate time.
Anonymous No.96578467 >>96578498
>>96578457
That all could happen after you become undead or empyrean, given the right circumstances. It's just that Shadow of God has a chance of actually killing you permanently. That's the contradiction, not becoming empyrean.

Hence why Dobrava can still have her fated encounter with (you) after killing Nilmatrix and ascending.
Anonymous No.96578498 >>96578526
>>96578467
The context of this conversation is Uruk Necromancer trying to raise child outsiders into undead slavery. Which obviously stops most encounters from happening the way they're supposed to.
Anonymous No.96578504 >>96578517 >>96578540
>Uruk Necromancer
What world is that anyway?
Anonymous No.96578510 >>96578526
You can't raise Uruks as undead btw, they're mud golems.
Anonymous No.96578513 >>96579251
>>96577966
In theory, the "appropriate" amount of spellcrafts (assuming blood ones counts as two as per the rules) for the player is 18; the other Omniarchs have either 16 or 18 spellcrafts mastered, with Dido being the only one shown to have mastered 18.

So, anons, which 18 spellcrafts would you pick?
Anonymous No.96578517 >>96578543 >>96578614
>>96578504
Vedi
He's with Queen of Mamet, Orkhalorkhan, Qarg the Conqueror, HeWillWin, Punchardt, and the Inquisitor
Anonymous No.96578526 >>96578537
>>96578498
Most likely yes, but it's still theoretically possible.
Regardless, there is absolutely nothing stopping you from experiencing all manner of horrible shit that can leave you crippled or worse.

>>96578510
>you [HEADCANNON]
empyrean uruks coming to a world near you soon
Anonymous No.96578535 >>96578560
High Elven speakers:
Ratha (404)
Pu'un (96) !
Eirina (666)
Vesryn (20) !
Rucuphre (999)
Ciliren (99)
Su'uq (38) !
The exclamation mark denotes that they don't have Meaningful numbers for ages. Two of those are Spriggans, but not Vesryn, unless we can figure out how all those three still follow the pattern? I consider Ciliren Meaningful because it denotes that she was a Companion candidate for Katya.
Anonymous No.96578537
>>96578526
>Empyrean Uruks
So this is why Charlie's gatekeeping Khier...
Anonymous No.96578540
>>96578504
The actual name is Scourge of the Damned.
Anonymous No.96578543
>>96578517
>Orkhalorkhan, desperate to avoid reality getting fucked rushes to the rescue, only to discover Necromancer getting tagged teamed WWE style by a couple of babies
Didn't expect much out of the strong-punch crowd but the idea is funny to me for some reason.
Anonymous No.96578560 >>96578564 >>96578571
>>96578535
Versyn actually doesn't speak High Elven because he never met his thousand year old dad thanks to dear old Katya.
Anonymous No.96578564 >>96578581
>>96578560
Can you imagine the dynamic of keter adoption + vesryn dad?
Anonymous No.96578571
>>96578560
Right, sorry, we'll agree that's an error on my part and a confirmation of the rule. Also noticed that everyone following the rule is High Elven insular.
Anonymous No.96578581 >>96578584 >>96578804
>>96578564
Just like Jdan/Kuz'ma and Katya. Or Dirk/Unnr and Katya. Or Amalrich and Katya. Or Pantorai children and Katya.
Or Thaumiel and Katya.
I'm sensing a pattern here but it may just be me.
Anonymous No.96578584
>>96578581
She's so popular... I want to be just like her when I grow up.
Anonymous No.96578586 >>96578597 >>96578671
>>96578409
>Alta go handle him, I am scared
Done.
Anonymous No.96578597 >>96578627
>>96578586
>Doesn't use Drace
Jobber
Anonymous No.96578614 >>96578632 >>96578634 >>96578658
>>96578517
My opinion on who can beat Uruk Necromancer

>Inquisitor
Picks a fight with the wrong undead/empyrean/majin/nightmare and jobs almost instantly.
Unclear if he even lives to become strong enough to meet Uruk Necromancer, but I doubt it would go well for him.

>Queen of Mamet
Those gifts just aren't good enough, and she's turning icon of icons (her strongest ability) into a technique.
Not to mention Mamet is utterly infested with Uruk.
puts up a fight but jobs in the end

>Orkhalorkhan
Meandering Thoughts + Enochian Brand on a caster build. While fucking with the nightmare. It's over before it even begins.
If he keeps it under control he has potential to win, but researching the nightmare with the above combo is a really, really bad idea. Even if he wins, his sanity jobs hard.

>Qarg
Punchtard with no caster gifts that decided to take Kilyn of the Orthrung for some ungodly reason. Obviously, he jobs insanely hard.

>Punchardt
Depends how hard he can punch. If he can punch hardt enough to kill in a single strike, he can kill Uruk Necromancer. Once. In a direct confrontation. Otherwise he loses to numbers and Uruk's respawn ability, to which he has no counter.

>HeWillWin
the last hope for world Vedi
Will he win? It depends on how early the fight happens. If he most of his build online, he wins.
Uruk Necromancer would have to do some crazy shit with his prep time if he wanted to have a chance of winning.
Anonymous No.96578627
>>96578597
Martials > Magic dunces.
Anonymous No.96578631 >>96578642 >>96578659 >>96578683
>>96576463
>>96575869
>Title
Canon Cannoneer
>Auspice
0^0
>Benefits
Halfbreed, Adoption x 2, Burn The Future x 7, Outer Tide
>Progeny
Plevaka, Makariy -> Ust, Panasagor

>Origin
Human, Northerner - Miscellaneous, Aranea
>Tongues
Palatiner, Benewhisper, Elven-Northerner, Simplified Duergar, Tutoring (Palatiner), Quietened (Fay, Salian, Greenspeech, Everman)
>Birthland
New New York

>Blessings
Bitter Sickness, Wereplague (Bear), Misalliance (Plevaka), Meandering Thoughts, Metamorphosis, Cognitive Speed, Attentiveness, Caster Intuition, Spiritual Feel, Autoantecedence, Mitigating Grip x 2, Witchshot x 11, Spiderhalf

>Teachers (2)
Taexx
>Comrades (5)
None
>Events
All the Uruks, On Sick Leave
>Endings
Canon (Greater Yus), Plevaka (Nash), Makariy (Iotated Greater Yus), Ust (Glagoli), Panasagor (Yery), Taexx (Shta Zhivete)

>Childhood
Martial Training, Magical Training, Military, Plotting
>Destiny
Patientia

This build is absolutely fucked if it wasn't an Outer Tide build, but otherwise, the double child endangerment squad of Ust and Panasagor will ready the spider for any sort of Uruk encounter (and I believe in Panasagor trying to teach his child guns at an early age). Witchshot x 11 + Mitigating Grip x 2 so I can lug around a fucking cannon and be a better siege witch than Aes could ever be. Taexx handles the maladies and also is probably getting husbando'd if I had any say about it. Witchshot Autoantecedence be "It is not necessary to reload your weapon after shooting, so long as you do not see where the ammunition is loaded. If you do use ammunition, your shot cannot miss and damages the targets' existence." should be sufficiently witchy.
Anonymous No.96578632
>>96578614
You seem barely literate
You do realise that "Job" and "Lose" are distinct words with distinct meanings right?
Anonymous No.96578634
>>96578614
>HeWillWin
>the last hope for world Vedi
The only non-fraud lives up to his name
Anonymous No.96578642
>>96578631
Beautiful
Anonymous No.96578658
>>96578614
I believe in Orkhalorkhan spending enough Uruk lives to somehow survive Dis and go to Arcadia to get his Enochian Brand and then jobbing several times with enough Uruk lives before [SRTR], Jdan, and Rhucuphre sets up an intervention and missile launch this guy against Inquisitor and Scourgy.
Anonymous No.96578659 >>96578666 >>96578680
>>96578631
Erm, Spiderhalf doesn't allow for picking more of the same arms/legs over the limit.
Anonymous No.96578666 >>96578672 >>96578680
>>96578659
(Auto allows you to buy One More Gift)
Anonymous No.96578671 >>96578678
>>96578586
Softie...
Anonymous No.96578672 >>96578680 >>96578692
>>96578666
Canon Cannoneer went several times over the three gift limit unless she was suddenly counting in binary.
Anonymous No.96578678
>>96578671
Dark Sovereign was an Altachad? Based.
Anonymous No.96578680 >>96578687
>>96578659
>>96578666
>>96578672
It has soul though
Maybe you should look before you speak
Anonymous No.96578683
>>96578631
>Witchshot x 11
Beautiful, if only it worked.
Anonymous No.96578687
>>96578680
I'm sure that SRTR smiles on what her Blessing allowed.
Anonymous No.96578692 >>96578700
>>96578672
Normally, Witchshot should only be limited to two iterations. Spiderhalf increases it to a maximum of 12, but Canon only goes for 10. Autoantecedence allows you to boost a two iteration into a three iteration. Logically, it should then reasonably increase a ten iteration into an eleven iteration, because Auto specifically works to turn that third/eleventh iteration into a powerful effect for all of the Gift itself?

I just want to pay 9 Ancestry Points to justify a stupidly powerful Gun benefit.
Anonymous No.96578700 >>96578715
>>96578692
>Spiderhalf increases it to a maximum of 12
It does not. Spiderhalf gives you 12 arm/leg slots. It doesn't allow you to buy more than the normal limit for each individual gift.
Anonymous No.96578715 >>96578742
>>96578700
>"This allows you to push the limits on the number of leg and arm gifts you may have up to twelve in total."

By misreading / reading the description in a certain way, does "the limits" not also imply the "Can be taken twice." limitations that the Arm and Leg gifts have?
Anonymous No.96578738 >>96578743
>Thaumiel Mentor + True love
>turn yourself back into a man using magic
Anonymous No.96578742
>>96578715
That's why all the eye/arms/legs gifts have two conditions. The first is that they can be taken twice, the second is that the you cannot have more than two eyes/arms/legs. Spider half takes away the second restriction while Autoantecedence takes away the first.
Anonymous No.96578743
>>96578738
Still less interesting then fucking your mother
Anonymous No.96578747 >>96578754 >>96578755 >>96578785 >>96578792 >>96578889
What gifts would you like to see in v3?

It would be cool if there were an Autoantecedence-like gift that combines two gifts together instead of boosting one. Maybe make it mutually exclusive for balance reasons.

These sorts of abilities tend to generate a lot of discussion/theory crafting which I think is a good thing.
Anonymous No.96578754
>>96578747
>It would be cool if there were an Autoantecedence-like gift that combines two gifts together instead of boosting one
My All-Glimpse + Daemonhost/Ikona Ikon build will solo Charlie
Anonymous No.96578755
>>96578747
I don't really know what a fusion gift would do that a regular gift interaction couldn't. Like if they can't work together on their own then they probably just fundamentally have different usages. Like Kneeling Twilight + Flowing Gait. It's pretty easy to combine stuff together like Mitigating Grip and Panarmament and whatnot.
Anonymous No.96578785
>>96578747
More cool eyes
Anonymous No.96578792
>>96578747
More gifts that change spellcasting
More gifts based on your fated death
Anonymous No.96578804 >>96578818 >>96578828 >>96578831
>>96578581
Anonymous No.96578812 >>96578827 >>96578832
Buki literally must forever change you
That's why it counts as a death
Whether for better or for worse you cannot come out of that fight unchanged
Anonymous No.96578818
>>96578804
Now take all of them in one build
Anonymous No.96578827
>>96578812
>Whether for better or for worse you cannot come out of that fight unchanged
What if you're a ChaGOD that can talk Charlie into seeing the error of her ways and redeem her with Buki?
Anonymous No.96578828
>>96578804
Way too high effort for this thread anon.
Great work.
Anonymous No.96578831
>>96578804
kek
Anonymous No.96578832 >>96578849
>>96578812
"The curtains are fucking blue", anon. The letters do what they say; they don't necessarily have to make you die.
Anonymous No.96578843 >>96578871 >>96578996
>>96576766
Idealist?
Anonymous No.96578849
>>96578832
Charchar, my sweet darling, my songbird, the fire of my loins, I love you, but you need to go to sleep sometime
Goodnight
xxx ooo xox oxo
X
Anonymous No.96578858
>>96576766
Nice
Anonymous No.96578871
>>96578843
100%, that's absolutely Angel's style and character archetype.
Anonymous No.96578889
>>96578747
It would be really cool if there were a type of autoantcendance that let you change which slot a thing took
Anonymous No.96578996
>>96578843
Nope, that's not me. I have already posted a new build and while I updated that one I won't post the new version here. Just know that Mada makes the path towards fixing Charlie a reality.
Anonymous No.96579105 >>96579113 >>96579144 >>96579145
>First Sinner
>no need for deals with other demons
>learn all spells via Prometheus
Any reason this shouldn't be done?

https://imgchest.com/p/na7k8kebq78
Anonymous No.96579113 >>96579144
>>96579105
>just invite the primordial demon that created this universe into your body bro itll be fine
Anonymous No.96579144 >>96579151
>>96579105
None.
>>96579113
It's just (You) post-Destroyer path, you're good.
Anonymous No.96579145
>>96579105
I don't remember any way of getting 3 Void points that doesn't involve any trap options.
Anonymous No.96579151 >>96579164
>>96579144
>It's just (You) post-Destroyer path, you're good.

Nah, this version of (You) is anything but good.
Anonymous No.96579164 >>96579231 >>96579241
>>96579151
>not trusting yourself
It's over.
Anonymous No.96579231
>>96579164
Anonymous No.96579241 >>96579270
>>96579164
>trusting the First Sinner
He's your most autistic powergamer self. You're a snack at best for them. Don't do it.
Anonymous No.96579251 >>96579290
>>96578513
>18 Spellcrafts:
Arcane: Arcane Lore
Entropic: Ley Line Manipulation
Conceptual: Principle of Exchange, Principle of Forgery
Blood Magic: All

To "do everything".
Anonymous No.96579270 >>96579342 >>96580064
>>96579241
>He's your most autistic powergamer self.
We are one and the same already.
Anonymous No.96579290
>>96579251
>Arcane Lore
*Anoustics

To do even more of everything.
Anonymous No.96579320
>>96573654
Zzzziiipppp... Pull my "Devil Trigger".
Anonymous No.96579342
>>96579270
>needing the First Sinner
You're not HIM.
Anonymous No.96579371
>>96572474
I think this is one of the few ScottishAnon cyoa's I haven't actually made a build for. Will need to flesh it out but here's my first draft.

The build leans pretty heavily into mysticism and farming. With the ability to build a decent shelter thanks to our Tools and Hans. With my PC being able to hunt. Thinking of switching our Husbandry or Mysticism with trapping.

Overall I think we have a fighting chance.

Might do another build focused on the Mountains and exploring the caves there.

Destination: Eastern Temperate Forest
Transportation: Covered Waggon
Speed: Medium (4 Hazards)
Cargo: 9
Budget: 8
Passengers: 5

Supplies:
>Seeds (Free)
>Rations x5
>Hardware
>Plough
>Luxuries
>Basic Tools

Equipment:
>Woodworking Tools
>Farming Tools
>Traps
>Lanterns
>Paper
>Books
>Crossbow

Skills:
>Hunting
>Husbandry
>Mysticism
>Pottery
>Tailoring

Hobbies: Painting

Season: Autumn

Dreams: Monsters

Motivation: Adventure

Curiosities: Corn Dolly

Companions:
>Jack
>Mr Henderson
>Hans
>Irene
>Miranda

Animal: Man's Best Friend

Hazards:
>Mischievous Spirits
>Cryptids
>Rough Terrain
>Hostile Wildlife

Omen: A Long Night
Anonymous No.96579473 >>96579731
>>96573350
Sire: Medieval
+4 Blood, +6 Curse, +2 SM, -4 Favor

Clan: Tremere
+ Auspex, Dominate and Thaumaturgy
+ Deficient Teir 1

Curses and Banes:
- Sunlight Sensitivity tier 1
- Fire Sensitivity tier 1
- Daysleep tier 1
- True Name tier 1
- Empathy tier 1
- Obsession tier 1
- Deficient tier 1

Blood Powers:
- Auspex, Affinity
- Dominate, Affinity
- Thaumaturgy, Potent
- Umbramancy, Affinity
- Celerity, Affinity
- Might, Affinity

Traits and Personalities:
- Chain of Command (1 Favor, 3 Fame)
- Traumatic Memories (5 Favor)
- Infamous (1 Favor, -1 Fame)
- Preferred Sex (1 Favor)
- Attractive (-1 Fame)
- Power Play (5 Favor, 5 Fame)

Attitude: Eager Servitude (3 Favor, 3 Fame)

First Impressions: Naive Newcomer (1 Favor)

Dark Gifts: Forbidden Tome

Relationship Goals: Undying Love

Contacts:
- Grauka Moktal
- Cynthis Hope
- Hansel Schulz

My Sire is a qtptoot squire from the old nobility that doesn't understand technology. A bit of a grumpy pants.
Anonymous No.96579494 >>96579897
>>96578041
I feel like you need to read the OG to get the most out of Awakening.

>>96578048
Since the release I lean more towards just disregarding the power section (outside of reading the lore tidbits) and just focusing on the character/party/journey crafting aspects.
Anonymous No.96579577 >>96579736 >>96579737
My newest ship is Laika surrendering to be Taexx's slave in a bid to survive the worst of the war and its consequences after my destinyquakes cause Paxxia's annexation of the worst country (they sold their souls to Erginter).
Anonymous No.96579731 >>96579843 >>96579922
>>96573350
I may be retarded, but how do the powers work here? Because I count >>96579473 5 blood points spent here if you ignore sire mastery or 2-3 if you count it, the former being over the points that build has and the latter under.
Anonymous No.96579736
>>96579577
>slaveship out of nowhere
Your OR addiction is worrying your parents.
Anonymous No.96579737
>>96579577
>Those abs
If it was Xaxas and Makariy, I would understand, but Taexx is too twink/bishie-adjacent to have it. He's also going to have dozens of surgery scars and puncture marks scattered around his body at any given time as a result of teaching his protege of the arts.
Anonymous No.96579843 >>96579922
>>96579731
Honestly it's been a while since I made that build and remember I was a bit confused with how points worked in the different sections.

Going through it again now and double checking.
Anonymous No.96579897 >>96579922 >>96580200
>>96579494
>I feel like you need to read the OG to get the most out of Awakening.
In which case, what's even the point of Awakening other than a scaling drawback system?
Anonymous No.96579922 >>96579932
>>96579843
>>96579731
Looking over it the breakdown of my points are as follows
>4 points to spend on Blood Powers
>1 point in Auspex, Dominate & Thaumaturgy for free due to my clan
>1 further point spent in Thaumaturgy to bump it up to Potent
>1 point spent in Umbramancy, Celerity & Might
I haven't actually picked my Sires powers but probably Thaumaturgy & Celerity, idk.

I honestly want to go through and make some alterations but knowing there's a V2 in the works is giving me pause.

>>96579897
Eh, some prefer the new point system but for me the main draw is just an expansion on the lore, seeing as I use my own point-buy system.
Anonymous No.96579932
>>96579922
>>1 further point spent in Thaumaturgy to bump it up to Potent
Oh. I didn't realise the point costs for levels were total and not cumulative. I guess that makes sense, especially with the masteries. Thanks anon.
Anonymous No.96580041
>>96575861
>Has a bad cyoa ever been spite-corrected? Or remade purely because anon hated the author?
"Bad" is in the eye of the beholder, but yes. The most recent one that I'm aware of is Womb Tattoo - which is way, way too NSFW to be posted on a blue board. One of the /trash regulars decided he could do a much better version of the (then) WIP Womb Tattoo cyoa, recut and reedited the WIP pages that had already been shared to the thread, and posted his "better" version pretty much the same day the original author released their finished version.

Oddly enough, the author of the second version claims that using the exact same art, title, and layouts wasn't meant as a huge screw-you to the original author. He just thought he could do the whole thing "better"" and wanted to see it done "right".
Anonymous No.96580056
>>96573350
Sire: Revolutionary
Clan: Ventrue

Baneful Alterations:
>Font of Life
Honestly it's probably foolish to even bank on surviving long enough to be relevant. But if I do, being stuck thirsting after other vampires is a self-destructive fate.
>Bound Willpower
Neither binding nor bound.

Curses: (4...and need 2 more banes)
Rare Taste, mandatory tier 2: Musicians are the only really satisfying source of blood.
Empathy, tier 2 (bane): I mostly retain my humanity, and damage to those to whom I am blood bonded will partially transmit mystically to me.
Obsession, tier 1: In keeping with my rare taste, I have a compulsive fascination with the beauty of music.
Deficient, tier 1 (bane): I cannot bind vampires, and have more trouble binding people.
Notably, I am completely untroubled by the sun, which would greatly diminish any suspicion of me as a vampire.

Blood Powers:
I note that the choice of your sire's Mastery seems mostly irrelevant from a mechanical perspective; it functions like another point of blood as far as you're concerned. But...
Sire has mastery of Fortitude
Domination Affinity
Seduction Affinity
Potent Fortitude
Potent Celerity (-2)
Might Affinity (-1)


Sire starts with -2 favor...kinda hard to get these high, actually.

Traits/Personality:
Preferred Sex
Traditional
Rumored Diablerist
Chain of Command
Loving Embrace
Influential
Attractive
(Ending at 9 favor, -4 fame here)

Attitude: Affectionate, why not? She's a deathless cutie. (16/-4)

First Impressions: Favorable Beginnings, barely getting me into positive fame territory. (16/1)

2 dark gifts. Lucrative Business seems like the best one, especially since I meet the 16-favor criteria. Although a night club would have been better for other reasons (access to musicians), "tech company" still seems pretty reasonable.

Relationship Goals: Indeterminate, though perhaps Undying Love.

Contacts:
Ezekiel Aesmari
Benjamin Colbert
Some of the more reasonable (non-evil options)
Anonymous No.96580064
>>96579270
>>He's your most autistic powergamer self.
>We are one and the same already.
You've spent several billion years in a hell dimension, bored out of your mind?
Anonymous No.96580145 >>96580188
>>96575961
>Why are there so few gay based cyoas? Or cyoas with male romance? I go to the gym and fuck both men and women, and yet all I see here are exclusively females.
Anon may have meant it sarcastically, but the /trash thread might well be your best option for gay characters in a cyoa. For obvious reasons, their cyoas are much more sex-focused.

As for why there aren't more gay-focused, cyoas, well, there's an obvious demographic bias. Last time I saw numbers, only 10% of the population think of themselves as gay/lesbian. If we assume our authors follow that demographic distribution, then most cyoas are going to have a strong heterosexual focus, as most of our authors ultimately write for themselves.

The lack of good husbandos is a bit more of a mystery. Even female authors like AngelAnon (the original from years ago) and Aromage have primarily written up waifus. Maybe it's a Sappho of Lesbos thing, where they may be writing to the "traditional" audience, even if it doesn't match their preferences?
Anonymous No.96580188 >>96580209 >>96580234
>>96580145
>female authors
Anonymous No.96580200 >>96580422
>>96579897
>what's even the point of Awakening other than a scaling drawback system?
Thrallherd intended to do a revised version of Conduit, but never got around to it. Even discussed the changes with us in depth.

FriendlyDrop wrote Awakening based on those posts, after Thrallherd disappeared on us. So while it's not by the same author, Conduit Awakening is reasonably close to the author's vision for the updated version.

(Like adding the sandworms to Polyamora, and giving it an addiction angle, beyond just being sex 24/7)

But it is a different author, with a different style. And I'm not sure if Thrallherd ever officially signed off on Awakening.
Anonymous No.96580209 >>96580410
>>96580188
>>female authors
AngelAnon used to get drunk and post topless photos of herself. Some of them are probably still in the thread archive, if you want to go far enough back.
Anonymous No.96580234 >>96580410
>>96580188
AngelAnon is legit but Aromage gives serious troon vibes
Anonymous No.96580327
>>96576618
Do the "Any Man or Woman" of the Emperor Reverse Arcana mean it only work on humans ?
Anonymous No.96580410
>>96580209
I remember... the nu-/cyoag could never.

>>96580234
It's the faux-feminine fluorescence that trips me up, I think.
Anonymous No.96580422 >>96580513
>>96580200
What about picrel?

Also thanks for the /his/ lesson. Didn't know.
Anonymous No.96580467 >>96580539
Yall got any kingdom/nation building cyoas?
Anonymous No.96580513
>>96580422
Apparently Thrallherd still lurks, or at least swings by occasionally. One night, a couple of us were discussing older cyoas, talking about some of the odder implications, and the idea of Conduits hiring interns came up. You know, for the worlds where some extra manpower would be really helpful, even if the interns didn't have any special abilities of their own. The interns get to have an offworld adventure, the Conduits get some help, everyone wins, right?

(My thought was Gesmene - the Victorian steampunk world - would be good for that. Doesn't take any special gifts to look through desks and filing cabinets for old papers, and Gesmene conduits need them for their abilities.)

We moved on to other topics, but a couple of weeks later, right before Christmas, Thrallherd turned up with Cyprian's Otherworldly Academy. Sort of his own spin on the idea, or maybe great minds think alike.

At the time, he also seemed enthusiastic about finally finishing the Conduit update. Talked about how he was tweaking some of the names (such as Aether becoming Ayther), to make it easier to defend a copyright claim.

Unfortunately, nothing came of it. He posted for a couple of days, and then went quiet again. But hey, we got a new Conduit one pager out of it - and we can always hope for more.
Anonymous No.96580539
>>96580467
Time of Troubles, Galactic Conquistador, Petty King, The Last City, Exiles, Haven, Sanctuary Keeper, To a New Dawn, Magocratic Convention (kinda)
Anonymous No.96580558 >>96580566
>>96576463
We have another functional world in Yee, with Useful Humilitas solving all the problems on Doria, Blood Priestess holding fort on Mamet and Daath playing protagonist. Though taking 0^0 as a companion was a bold move, hope it works out for him.

In the meantime, the author of Escher the Yest' Destroyer decided to retire him and take Tverso Ordo-Dorian instead. Who went straight into the hermitage, because taking Leimeie is suffering. His place on Yest' was taking by Eros and his unorthodox approach to seducing Charlie. Imagine her face if she could read that build.

Eros, since your build was specifically made for Zelo, we can skip the worlds on the way and move you straight there, if you want.

Also, what is up with the character list? Valar, Ars Goetia and Numerological Demon Lord straight up disappeared from there.
Anonymous No.96580566
>>96580558
>Also, what is up with the character list? Valar, Ars Goetia and Numerological Demon Lord straight up disappeared from there.
So did everyone from Zhivete aside from Vai