Thread 96871520

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Previous thread:
>>96868272

>Thread question
Predictions for the other 500 world's boxes?

>>96871520 (OP)
>TQ:
Ultramarines
Black Templars
Tau

>>96871520 (OP)
>TQ
New Guilliman model in the Ultramarines box.

>>96871520 (OP)
Throod me harder daddy

>>96871541
It's not a throod the previous thread was on page 8 for hours

>>96871544
Then it could've lasted a few hours more, retarded gooner

>>96871517
Not the poster of that but I think it's to do with the Dark King stuff?
It's some fan stuff about worshipers of the emperor turned dark king

>>96871520 (OP)
Ultramarines and Tau

>>96871553
Ahaa.
Also would bang that SoB.

They fucked up saying that Vashtorr is the king of the forge of souls. If they'd said he was just one of many daemons vying for paramountcy in that place it would have left neatly made some space for incorporating shit like Hashut. Then if a Darkmech army ever launched it'd be much easier to explore their different sects based on their daemonic patrons from the forge, instead of having to justify them not all being Team Vashtorr. GW blew it.

>>96871552
Keep crying nobody is discussing the lion getting knotted and sleeping with children in your literal gay slopper thread.
>>96871210
>>96871240
>>96871255
>>96868240

>>96871585
Excuse me?

>>96871580
Just say it was an in universe lie later. Lore is flexible like that.

>>96871580
Chaos marines manage to be explored through their different sects and they all somewhat answer to abaddon/horus to some extent.

>>96871590
Issa flag innit?

>>96871569
Yeah same, her look on the left is gorgeous >>96871590
Yeah that's her holding it and rex is king and tenebris is darkness
I dont know who did the image thats from, the one posted last thread

>>96871553
>>96871569
>>96871602
That sisters pic is just Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen fed through novelai.

>>96871580
>incorporating shit like Hashut
Just say you want chaos dwarfs. It cuts out so much pointless bullshit from the discussion if you just say straight up that you want chaos dwarfs in space.

>>96871608
>novelai
can you make porn with that?

>>96871580
Ascended vashtorr should have fat tits

>>96871608
It's some chinese woman, it's not AI
https://x.com/yangzheyy

>>96871585
???
I said to stay in the other thread for a little longer, not go to the faggot thread. Why are you being so retarded right now?

>>96871610
Soft core but yeah

>>96871608
Then whoever made that image should make a version with bigger tits then.

>>96871617
nta but right now your bitching is causing more harm than the "early"(it was not) thread

>>96871580
You can have Chaos Dwarfs through Vashtorr, anon.
Hell, the dark gods are known through different names and identities by different cultures and civilizations so they can even call and perceive him as Hashut

>>96871623
I made a single post pointing out that the other thread could've lasted hours more, not my fault that led to him autistically crashing out and crosslinking his gay primarch fanfiction

>>96871617
Page 8 has been the crossing over point for ages

>>96871632
Go splash in the puddle of the last thread until it dries up in the sun then. Nobody is stopping you. Nothing is stopping you from linking those conversations here.

thread's off to a great start

>>96871629
>the dark gods are known through different names and identities by different cultures and civilizations
Ironically this is not reflected in the Chaos codices where all the CSM know the gods by their true name and all have essentially the exact same idea of what the nature of the gods is and what they are about.

Are Black Templar players hated in the 40k community?

>>96871667
>literal reddit screenshot
holy fuck go back, or preferably kill yourself

>>96871649
I'm sorry you're mad no one liked your gay fantasies, anon

>>96871667
BTfags are just the marine equivalent of kriegfags.

>>96871671
If I didn't provide a screenshot you would insist that everything is fine.

Does anyone know where you can find 3rd party Imperial Guard tanker shoulder pads? The ones with integrated skull icons? I'm not looking for blank pauldrons (from Victoria Miniatures, for example) or skull icons (from pop goes the monkey, for example) but pauldrons with skulls. How can it be so fucking hard to find? I'm considering getting into silicone molding and recasting just to get 40 of these

>>96871667
Black Templar fans get filtered by “Post Models” more than any other faction

>>96871680
Nyoooo, what EVER will we do without heckin reddits wholesome chungus approvalerino?!?!?!

I might heckin unalive myself, chat!

>>96871671
>>literal
You don't even know what that word means. Post your badly painted models again so we can laugh at them.

>>96871672
I'm nta, I'm just pointing out that you can carry out your actual warhammer conversations here or in the other thread should you actually have any you would like to continue discussing. Everyone that replies to you isn't the same person

>>96871689
>I might heckin unalive myself
I hope so or at least get a trip.

>>96871659
Blame the fuckin lorefags, they are usually the ones responsible for ruining threads

Why would anybody care about world championships in a game that is 80% luck, 15% list building and 5% skill?

>>96871680
incoherent post

>>96871700
Why would he do that when he's you?

>>96871687
Not here at least. We have a bunch of BT players with nicely painted minis.

>>96871682
M8 just get a pack of blue stuff and press mould them

>>96871692
I have no idea what you're talking about, you shoud take your meds though :^)

>>96871703
It's 90% skill and 10% luck unless you're a shitter. You win the game in the movement phase.

>>96871687
I think they were up high up on the list of most common commission jobs, which is nuts as they are so easy to paint. Dark angels were number one for reference

>>96871712
Nigga I've been doing it with 5 different types of putty. There's always something off.

>>96871704
ok ESL-kun

>tfw painting at work

Could be worse i guess

Who up blacking they templars rn
Post what you are working on or just finished or whatever
>>96871716
Literally how?
As you say, they are so simple to do

>>96871707
Plus there's a very nice BT anon in /wip/ that has quite possibly best painted marines on this board. Then again
>replying to shitposts

>>96871716
Which is crazy, even years ago when I was much more shit at painting I could make mine decent.

>>96871703
That's the neat thing, nobody actually does.

>>96871720
Not at all, the concept that "everying isn't fine" because a handful of redditors said something makes no sense

>>96871703
You shouldn't. You should have fun building and painting your guys. You should have fun playing the game. You should have fun when you make crazy lucky rolls. You should have fun when you make crazy unlucky rolls. You should have fun when you win. You should have fun when you lose. If you aren't having fun while doing any of above then you should find a new hobby that you can have fun doing

>>96871687
In my experience Black Templars have the coolest model posters. Even in this thread.

>>96871733
>pretty decent
Pic unrelated? Also you're still shit at painting that sanguinor you've been slopping since August looks like shit

>>96871725
>>96871733
Notice how he didn't provide any source to his statement and you all believe it like it's a fact. Grim and dark.

>>96871754
post your models

>>96871757
Nothing i said indicated i believed him but go off

>>96871754
nta but that's art compared to the ultraslopper or decalmutant, if its one of his first that's pretty good.

>>96871754
I’ve never played Blood Angels, I’m more a Crimson Slaughter guy

>>96871762
I already did

>>96871774
Keep going

>>96871761
You know the rules. Timestampsof your own need to be posted before anyone posts timestamps for you. Otherwise you're shitstirring with someone else's models and getting mad on their behalf

>>96871771
It do be like that, Mr. Commissar

>>96871715
When was your last win and who were you up against?

>>96871766
I like to think I’ve improved a bit

>>96871771
This shit fucking sucks

>>96871715
>90% skill

Oh come on now bro.

>>96871781
Trying too hard

>>96871787
You're only supposed to deploy that phrase when there are EC in the pic. Otherwise you'll wear it out.

>>96871771
I'm pretty sure ork boyz are about the same size of a human, just bulkier
Is she fighting a nob?

>>96871738
I'm not your english teacher. Ask chatGPT if you don't understand simple sentences.

>>96871766
Ultranons newest stuff looks much nicer, I think they're improving at an alright pace for a beginner despite being a little stubborn about learning things in a more digestible way.

>>96871799
>you'll wear it out
Wouldn't that be nice thoughbeitafterall

>>96871803
Okay, retard.
Everything is fine btw.

>>96871804
Nobody cares, she's an obnoxious attention whore and borders on being a shitposter. You're actually pathetic for simping.

>>96871806
>thoughbeitafterall
what

>>96871789
Post your own models next time lol

>>96871788
nta but I do agree movement and the initial setup is absolutely critical, my bro wooped my ass this weekend due to my blunders.

>>96871770
>>96871785
Ignore the guy shitting on you, he's trying to chase off modelposters by pretending you're all his thread crush

>>96871817
Already did shitposter-kun <3
You trying to make up rules has always been very funny

>>96871812
>she

>>96871818
You wouldn't know, you don't play the game you just stage photos
It's cute you haphazardly included all the things in this one everybody pointed out were missing in your previous pics though!

>>96871827
she, he, xe or whatever the fuck kids say, I don't care

>>96871828
You're a nogames, nomodels and nofriends loser who should be beaten to a pulp.

>>96871782
That's Comnissar Stancil to you, Pvt. Jamal!

I hate it when the lorefags start a shit fit arguing about dumbass books and words and shit. It takes up space in the thread that can be filled with more porn.

>>96871812
I don't give a shit about her big /soc/ flavoured posts, or anyone elses blogposts. Anything not about models or the game I scroll past. I come here to look at models and talk about models, which is also what I was talking about before you decided to complain about something else. I like watching new people paint stuff. It makes me happy. Ultranon could look like randy bobandy and posting photos of his gut and I wouldn't care if it meant I got to see their models

>>96871848
There has been about 5 posts in this thread about lore
What are you talking about

>>96871848
what's Guardsman Goose looking at?

Dark Eldar refresh is coming. I can feel it.

>>96871850
>I don't care she spams off topic shit as long as she posts her poorly painted models
weird attitude but you do you I guess

>>96871850
>her

>>96871826
>no timestamp
This is my model. You are much worse than me and always have been, and will continue to be so forevermore

>>96871850
>xhe says, not talking about models

>>96871857
Necron pylons.

>>96871863
It's better than your off topic shit with no models

>>96871868
okay shitposter-kun, whatever you say!!

>>96871868
>no timestamp

>>96871848
You've made more posts about lorefags than lorefags have made posts about lore. This is NOT the birth of an epic new meme.

>>96871872
you didn't post anything either so I guess we're even

>>96871857
Big titty Tau hologram

Let Chaos pedos take this thread!

>>96871725
Im still sloppin' away over here. Interested to see how these guys go as ive never fielded a squad of kommandos before

>you post models
>NO U POST MODELS

every time

>>96871892
It's almost like that's always been a retarded way to 'win' an argument?

>>96871892
Post models

Buying jewdubs models past 2020 is a crime against humanity.

>>96871785
>"Man, I'm telling you. The fish I caught was this long."

>>96871892
The second someone tells you to post timestamped models without posting their own youve won the argument and can just walk away

>>96871862
What is going on in this image

>>96871878
I have 3 times this thread anon??

>>96871892
Yeah, they are very obnoxious.
Better to ignore those posts because it just tells you that you already won and the guy you're talking to has nothing else to back himself up.

I'm just gonna post models to mog the general again

>>96871919
>two separate styled and bases
did you get these commissioned?

>>96871918
put the trip back on

>>96871913
Halloween Trick or Treating by the looks of it

>>96871927
Ok, kill youself.

>>96871914
So are you admitting to samefagging then because all of the below posts are responding to the same posters
>>96871725
>>96871733
>>96871888

>>96871932
What would Deldar give out as candy on halloween?

>>96871919
too bad the very things you've painted are inherently dogshit

>>96871923
No I use tons of different basing colors , I never understood why people make everything look the same.

>>96871913
>>96871862

Furry art. Should be dealt with accordingly

>>96871939
Holy schizo

>>96871945
The real answer is autism, ignore any cope they post in response

>>96871942
Razor blades but hidden inside some of the packs of razor blades are candy razor blades that can't cut anything. Attentive deldar mothers obviously discard these when found

>>96871892
I'll just go the /fit/ route and say
>post body
next time.
People will either shut up or we'll see some real horror shit real fast.

>>96871946
Furry website
Fuck off flashgitz tourist

>>96871960
nobody cares about your limpdicked attempts at gotchas

>>96871943
What are you saying?

>>96871965
post body

>>96871958
Deldar moms are the type who will cut the crust off your sandwiches, because they know it's your favorite part and she hates you.

>>96871960
>>96871971
>This post is off-topic.

>>96871971
>>>/v/

>>96871923
He will tell you no, but he's admitted this is the past and even melted down over it defending himself when people laughed at him for it
>>96871945

>I never understood why people make everything look the same
Because it looks coherent and good. Most people with multiple armies have the common sense to use different basing schemes for their individual armies if they want to do a bunch of basing recipes rather than have everything be a big nonsensical checkerboard of dirt

>>96871703
if it was 80% luck the same players wouldnt win every tournament

>>96871989
What if they are just inherently lucky

>>96871979
90% of posts in this God forsaken thread is off topic.
Also post body

>>96871994
Go back to /v/

>>96871888
Looking good so far
>>96871939
what

>>96871994
>>>/v/

>4 people have posted models this thread (decalmutant doesnt count as a person)
Grim
Dark even

This is the thread you all deserve. See you tomorrow.

>>96871983
Right....my models are simultaneously hideous but also commissioned. How dumb are you anon?

>>96871902
Im the ork poster

>>96872003
Honestly had no intention of finishing these guys until they announced we could split them into 5 man groups, should be fun having these guys and 2 squads of stormboyz flying about

>>96871919
At least you didn't put those ugly ass 3d bits on the Necrons.

Loreposting

>A blaze of light and energy makes Khemet’s oculars dim, as the wormhole in the Night Scythe’s hull forms a bridge between its orbiting flagship and the desert floor. From the jade beam comes the familiar sound of metal feet marching in lockstep on hard-packed sand.

>At the head of a phalanx of warriors strides their overlord, a vision of necron majesty. For all their duplicity, the C’tan had honoured the caste structure of the necrontyr when they fashioned their cages of living metal, giving the grandest and most powerful forms to the phaerons and their heirs.

>The overlord towers over Khemet, his body literally built to a grander scale than even that of the Silent King’s most favoured servants. His breadth and stature are emphasised by the crest that rises transverse from his head, a crown that Khemet might consider disloyal if it were anything more than a simple bronze crescent. Her concerns are allayed by the ankh of the Triarch, the brand of allegiance that unites the grandest warlord with the lowest warrior, proudly emblazoned at the centre of his chestplate, alight with the same cerulean glow that is barely contained within his thoracic cage. A skirt of heavy bronze plates sweeps the sand at his feet, and a warscythe’s butt hisses through the black grains as he approaches her.

>‘Well met, praetorian,’ says Anrakyr, called the Traveller by admiring allies and embittered foes alike.

>>96872036
>his body literally built to a grander scale than even that of the Silent King’s most favoured servants
'literally' is completely superfluous in this sentence and this writer should be beaten for it

>>96871960
This whole general bout to get #GUNTED

>>96872005
>>96872000
>>96871982
>Thinking "post body" is a /v/ meme
lmao, /40kg/ really is a joke.

>>96872024
I never said they were commissioned. You did. I also definitely never said they weren't hideous. Stop putting words in my mouth

>>96871989
They win all the time because they pull faggot shit like “If you call a judge I’ll just lie about the situation to my advantage”

>>96872024
You have proven you're enough of a retard to pay for somebody to slop contrasts everywhere

>>96872024
What about them being commissioned automatically makes them good??
Someone paid £300/$400 for this

>>96872009
Nobody is dumb enough to post their shit mid meltdown. It'll just lead to people lashing out at you assuming you're the person they disagreed with because you're in the thread at the same time

>>96872042
I never had a single thing commissioned I bought a few primed blood angels models and of course you ran with that and exaggerated everything because ur a huge faggot. Man I can't stand you.

>>96872041
>>>/v/

>>96872036
>the biggest humans are in charge of the humans
>the biggest tyranids are in charge of the tyranids
>the biggest necrons are in charge of the necrons
Are eldar the only species that don't organize their social hierarchy based on orkoid principles?

>>96872055
>universe where melee is king
>somehow people who are bigger (giving a distinct advantage in melee) rise to higher standings
what a shock

>>96872045
>strawman
Great contribution

>>96872055
You're forgetting the tau.

>>96872055
>the biggest demons are in charge of demons
>the biggest chaos humans are in charge of chaos humans

>>96872055
>Are eldar the only species that don't organize their social hierarchy based on orkoid principles?
Autarchs are taller than the average eldar, they are like 8'6" tall while the regular eldar are just 7 feet.

>>96872061
Go to bed Nanavati

>>96872064
They're pretty big compared to a fire warrior, desu

>>96872052
That's not what you told us before. How do we know you aren't lying, once again, as per usual

>>96872055
Do Genestealer Cults utilize this principle? Also the Inquisition probably doesn’t.

>>96872075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fregoli_delusion

>>96872050
>£400
The fuck? Damn maybe I should try painting some characters or centerpieces for a bit of extra money

>>96872078
>Do Genestealer Cults utilize this principle?
The patriarch is the biggest in the cult.

>>96872075
Ok this is just trolling at this point, fuck u

>>96872085
>>96872097

>>96872085
What do strawberries have to do with 40K?

>>96872106
Why are linking wikipedia pages here like anyone gives a shit?

>>96872097
Calling out your lies and pointing out your story is inconsistent, isn't trolling.

>>96872051
You are weak and retarded

>>96872029
Nice try

>>96872009
I just got here, have some cultists anon.

>>96871804
>Ultranons newest stuff looks much nicer
No it doesn't. She didn't improve. It's all the same thick dunked in paint slop. She doesn't even try to paint in the details and all her posts end up in offtopic spam about her life no one cares about.

>>96872073
But the guys in charge of them are just Ethereals, and Tau commanders usually use regular Crisis battlesuits instead of the big stuff

>>96872036
>his body literally built to a grander scale than even that of the Silent King’s most favoured servants
Fat ass necron minigts mommies confirmed

>>96872112
U got any models to post buddy?

>>96872036
>his body literally built
pleas tell me this is not from an actual novel

>>96872126
I think her blue looks way smoother on her infantry she showed the other day and I think she tried some edge highlights the other day on her blackstar. She's not improving at light speed but there's attempts being made to try new things which is nice to see always. I absolutely wouldn't complain if she stopped responding to every negative comment and dialed back the blogposting, but I find most people new to /40kg/ fall into that trap at least with the negative feedback thing

The inability to paint my models is affecting my mental health

What are you expecting to see get a refresh in your army for 11 ed, /40kg/?

>>96872169
You too tired or what?

>>96872169
Can't you physically paint atm or something?

>>96872171
Primaris Space Marine Intercessor Squads.

>>96872171
The Haemonculus Covens

>>96872055
>the biggest tyranids are in charge of the tyranids
Wrong though? The biggest tyranids are the ships (and also several moon/planet-sized adventurous side projects)

>>96872174
Too busy. School be wildin and finals are coming soon.

>>96872171
Rumors are saying Gen 1 Primaris are getting a 4.0 Stormcast type Refresh in 11th

>>96872184
You've got time to shitpost, you've got time to paint. Its a good way to break up study sessions

>>96872009
I don't have anything new to post, sorry

>>96872169
That better be your dog and you better post a picture of him with a warhammer miniature balanced on his head or I'm gonna go fight your dad, lose on purpose, cum my pants then tell him I'm your gay boyfriend and that it was your idea to fight him

>ordered all paints for my new army
>package sent, will arrive tomorrow
>notice I forgot 1 crucial paint
>if I order now it will arrive after the weekend
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>>96872205
>not making a list of everything you need and ordering using that
you deserve this

>>96872205
You weren't hoping to finish the army in a weekend anyways. Unless it's one of your first basecoats in your recipe just start on the other colours

>>96872205
Your lgs might have that one paint in stock or an equivalent of it

>>96872187
Surely they won't squat the hammerfall bunker and make a new one and put it in a combat patrol instead of a vehicle.

>>96871520 (OP)
No one hates word-bearers more than howling griffons.

My package should have been out for delivery today, they did not load it on the truck. Chaos is definitely behind this.

>>96872171
adios all flavors of tactical marines

>>96872187
That's not entirely true.

>>96872232
No, they are just making manlet kits into primaris kits so we will get vanguard vets and primaris tactical squads. Intercessors will definitely stay.

>>96872237
Nobody cares.

>>96872237
I care.

>>96872219
I made a list but I simply forgot it.

>>96872221
I guess that is true. It's AK Streaking Grime.

>>96872225
Unfortunately they don't. The two LGS' close to me only stock Citadel and Army Painter stuff.

>>96872262
>streaking grime
>crucial paint
you're doing the meme grimdark bullshit aren't you

>>96872256
who asked you?

>Space Marines are knights in space
>Imperial Knights are big knights in space
>Eldar are samurai in space
>Tau is NATO in space
>Imperium is Warsaw Pact in space
>Chaos legions are barbarians in space

>>96872270
>you're doing the meme grimdark bullshit aren't you
I'm doing The Cleaved.

>>96871687
What do I win?

>>96871520 (OP)
>TQ
The only predictions I can make are death, taxes, and Drukhari units getting squatted because it's a redundant and shitty army.

>use to only use washes on metallics because I felt it was too much on everything else
>tutorial suggests watering down your wash
>it works exactly as I imagined it should now
I feel very silly.

>>96872296
>Space Marines are knights in space
Not really, they're more like special forces. They don't own land, literally can't have families, and are largely expendable.
>Imperial Knights are big knights in space
Yes
>Eldar are samurai in space
Not really. Guardians are like peasant levies, aspect warriors are like special forces, and wraiths don't have an IRL equivalent. I think it'd be more accurate to consider craftworlds a bunch of miniature theocracies.
>Tau is NATO in space
NATO states are sovereign, Tau auxiliaries are fully annexed.
>Imperium is Warsaw Pact in space
More like a perpetual crusade.
>Chaos legions are barbarians in space
Kinda true in some cases, though some Chaos worlds seem pretty organized.

>>96872298
Good taste. Although I hope you're doing them in greenish grey instead of washed out pink.

>>96872317
You should water down all your paints in general, otherwise they get streaky and dense.

>>96871520 (OP)
Midnight tomorrow is the deadline.This months theme is "something spooky" and was left up to your own interpretation.
As always I'll check the archive too but submitting your models in reply to my anchor posts is the best way to not be missed. I'll try to make a post every thread until friday.
Here is the link to the november vote:
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE1PQ0BnW

>>96871919
I was thinking about getting necrons because I'm autistic and must be undead, but now...

>>96872318
>They don't own land, literally can't have families
So holy order knights like the Teutonic Knights then.

>>96872323
I do water down my paints, for some reason I didn’t think it applied to my washed……

>>96872320
>greenish grey
Yes, exactly this.

Why do you want Chaos Dwarfs in 40k so badly anyway? Is it literally just because you like the Total War/AoS releases and have to cram everything you like into 40k?

>>96872333
>So holy order knights like the Teutonic Knights then.
Teutonic Knights had vast lands granted them by one moronic polish king. Then they raped and pillaged the surrounding areas till they got BTFO'd but not wiped out completely because what would muh church say.

>>96872119
Look great.

>>96872331
What's the problem??

>>96872318
>They don't own land
They literally have fiefdoms

>>96872296
Marines are ordo militaris in particular
Imperial Knights are regular nobles
Rogue Traders are Conquistadors
Inquisition are, duh, an Inquisition
Ecclesiarchy are just a Church
Admech are monks and thus the educated caste
SoB are nuns

And then there is Imperial Guard, which unlike everyone else in Imperium isn't based on medieval counterpart. Instead they are inspired on WW1, WW2 and modern armies and as such do not fit the Imperium and the setting itself

This shit rocks!

>>96872366
all i see is the color purple. what a mess

>>96872374
You can't see the teal? Might wanna get that checked up.

>>96872366
dogshit slop

Psycho Warriors are cooler than Space Marines will ever be. They capture the original concept in Rogue Trader better than any attempt GW or Black Library fanfiction ever has.

>>96872366
Nice dubs

>>96872396
Elaborate

>>96871725
I have some obliterators I think I'll be able to finish later tonight

This shit is.

>>96872396
Didn't this nigga blow up his mom with an oxygen tank and cigarettes and in exchange for not being thrown in prison, he had to be a isreali goy slave cattle for the rest of his life?

>>96872366
Why is there nothing in the image?
Why are the cadians covering in fear over nothing?

>>96872396
Have you watched those dogshit cartoons? They're just south park manchildren, they're nothing like the psychotic retard warriors from the RT era
>>96872411
yes

>>96872411
Not a nurgle fan but that's not funny

>>96872424
That's not a joke
Asmongoloid really killed his mom

>>96872346
>Teutonic Knights had vast lands granted them by one moronic polish king
So similar to the chapter planets and monasteries space marines get

What's the most elf like army in the game?

>>96872408
>>96872366
This art is atrocious. Modern GW art is not particularly good, but this ones are just ugly to look at.

What would save 11e? Realistic implementations only, so no wargear, no point cost, no "loadouts that aren't in the box" ideas

>>96872436
…….the Eldar?

>>96872436
What, besides the two and a half Elf armies?

>>96872318
>They don't own land
They can literally have entire worlds to themselves.

>literally can't have families.
All members of the chapter are blood brothers.

> and are largely expendable.
Do you know how much it costs to create a space marine? The Imperium would rather sacrifice a legion of the Imperial Guard than a space marine.

>>96872436
I would start your search by looking at the three space elf factions and then deciding whether you want classic elves in space, dark elves in space, or cirque du soleil assign elves in space

>>96872440
40k needs no saving, 10th is more popular than ever. AoS is the one in need of saving. DESPERATELY.

>>96872440
A lot of fucking brand new models and free digital rules for everyone forever.

>>96872430
Go talk about that on /pol/ instead

>>96872451
10e is the worst edition ever, thoughever

>>96872424
He really did give his mom cigarettes while she was using an oxygen/breathing apparatus and lit herself on fire. I don't know if he has mental illness or just apathetic towards human dignity but he left his mom in the most filthy squalor hoarder house.

>>96872436
Sisters of Battle

>>96872318
>everything is just special forces
You're aware things can make references to multiple cultures and historical forces across irl time.

>>96872450
by the emepror lookit dem boobies

>>96872457
7th was infinitely worse /v/ermin

>want to paint
>need to walk my dog first
>it's raining
>can't walk the dog
I just know if I set up my paint supplies and start painting it's gonna stop raining...

>>96872463
Put the trip back on

>>96872457
That's 6e, just everyone has collectively agreed never to talk about that edition again.

>>96872440
7th ed ap system and half the shots of every weapon at the very least
No stupid special rules on every unit either

>>96872462
You're aware that I just fucked your mom, and that we're getting married soon, and I want you to call me "daddy" now. Son.

>>96872473
Thats not me u idiot

>>96872466
>7th
What happened there?

>>96872466
DV was the greatest starter ever

>>96872445
>>96872446
>>96872450
Where the fuck are the Eldar? I can't find them on the site.

>>96872474
Riptide and 6 Broadsides on a Skyshield Landing Pad

>>96872483
recycled 6th edition starter

>>96872487
@Eldar.i

>>96872481
It wasn't that bad. It had a "formations" system that basically rewarded paypigs with free points for buying miniatures

>>96872440
Light of sight is base-to-base and hull-to-hull.
I distinctly remember a line from older rule books that mentioned to the effect of why this still make sense if a model's gun is blocked or whatever so why can they shoot "A warrior might take a step or lean around cover in order to take a shot, and a vehicle might move up slightly to clear their gun before reversing back into their original position." for the people that need everything spelled out as to why rules allow things.

>>96872447
I don’t think it actually costs that much to make a space marine, it’s just inherently limited because of the limited supply of gene-seed.

>>96872487
xey're called drukhari and aeldari now xir

>>96872494
It makes sense since 6e was only out for 2 years or so

>>96872472
Don’t think about it anon, simply act

>>96872262
>weathering effect being crucial

I mean its the last thing you are going to paint on your models so you can get them all up to that point before needing it. Are you going to varnish your models for it?

>>96872450
why does she have breast

>>96872483
Assault on Black Reach is still the best starter set. The only thing stopping it from being perfect is not including any terrain, even if those would have been card punch-outs.

>>96872523
So this is basically the box they're going to remake for the 11e Starter set right?

>>96872509
It’s incredibly hard anon, and even if it wasn’t the limited geneseed would make a Space Marine incredibly valuable regardless. They aren’t an expendable force in a meaningful sense of the term.

>>96872523
True. I remember picking up like 5 of them for 50 bucks each back in the day.

>>96872523
>tfw i still use those ork models to this day

How many marine refreshes have they outlasted? The warboss is literally timeless

>>96872513
>Are you going to varnish your models for it?
I'm not sure. You don't need to technically but if you mix it with white spirits to dampen the effect you probably should.

>>96872529
Technically, the starter sets aren't even the starter sets anymore.

>>96872300
A “beating the Twitter Stereotype” medal. Well done battle brother

>>96872509
Do you know how much the power armor costs?

>>96872529
I would like that, and I think the last couple of new edition release sets have just been too big. Black Reach gave you everything you needed to experience the core things of 40k, you had an infantry squad, an 'elite' infantry squad, an HQ, and a vehicle or small squadron of vehicles. Everything you need and nothing you don't.

>>96872457
That's said every single edition but the game remained popular amongst players. Aos4e came out, addressed none of the issues with 3rd, completely btfo of people's lists to the point where they can't even run the models together that they ran last edition(this happened to almost every player unless you were very very lucky), as well as removed more models from the game than any other gw rules update ever has(most of these were models that were relatively unpopular, but some were from actual starter set armies that people had started 5 years prior). Spearhead being particularly good makes it even more painful by showing they do have the means to make a ruleset fun, fast, and well designed. People may be critical of 10th, but I feel like it's better than then tail end of 7th, or 8th, but 4th is an absolute clownshow. Add in the complication of faction terrain and endless spells being terminally out of stock makes it almost impossible to actually play the game unless you 3dprint or ignore large parts of the rules. Pretty much everyone in aosg has been stating their local scenes have almost died out in response and it seems like the people who are still able to get games in are playing with their friends(which isn't a bad thing to play with your friends, but no pickup games generally is a sign that a game is starting to die)

>>96872548
The power armor, along with the gene-seed, is usually recovered and repaired when a space marine dies.

>>96872529
I still think this (or another Dark Vengeance) is more likely as Orks already had their update.
What Orks have left to update is the same for every other Xeno faction including the Necrons.

>>96872555
I'd argue 8th was great once everyone had their codices. It was also good in the index phase.

>>96872318
>literally can't have families
I say they can.

>>96872564
I still think this is more likely, it won't sell as well as orks but deldar are long overdue for something, as our lovely resident ritual poster likes to remind us of every day

>>96872548
1 Terminator Armour is about 8 leman russes, apparently

11E is finna be SM vs Tau it's long over due they finna be releasing new Fire Warriors and Monopose Crisis suits you read it here first folx

>>96872564
deldar would make more sense, but leaks indicate orks

>>96872569
8th Ed Index Hammer was a blast, even if it was crazily breakable

>>96872581
>leaks
*obese sloptuber speculation

>>96872472
Ive never had a dog that refused to go out in the rain. What do you do when he has to shit? Catch it in your hands and throw it down your garbage disposal?

>>96872584
valrak is right about everything

>>96872396
The original RT concept is dead, irrelevant and no longer canon. So not sure what your point is.

>>96872591
wrong about every killteam this edition
wrong about HH
wrong about the non-marine releases

>>96872562
what percentage of the time do the Marines actually manage to recover power armor from a defeat? Seems improbable

>>96872532
They’re not super expendable but they’re expendable enough that nobody is going to be bothered by the loss of a chapter or two, they’re still millions strong

>>96872599
he was right about all of those

>>96872581
>but leaks indicate orks
It's not leaks. It's Valrak's speculation and it's ONLY due to the fact that both Necrons and Tyranids already had their Starter Set recently while Orks didn't.

>>96872591
With Valrak it goes like this: It's his rumor = comes true, it's his speculation = never comes true.

>>96872481
Special rules bloat made things that should be simple interactions that are over in 30 seconds into 30 minute long slogs where both you and your opponent are flipping back and forth through your books trying to keep track of everything interacting.
>just memorize all of them idiot!
I just don't have that kind of autism and I don't know many people that did at least at my lgs

>>96872611
where's that flying only kill team edition?

>>96872430
Don't you have a dog to electrocute again, Hassan?

>>96872518
To make my peanits become the big peanits

>>96872611
Where's that expanded GK release?
Where's that world eaters marine killteam?

>>96872618
It's the same now. It's just that every ability has It's own unique name.

>>96872578
>Me learning that my Plasma Russ scattering its template 9” and accidentally vaporizing 4 Terminators back in 7th, made 32x its in-universe cost back.

>>96872621
Lmao

>>96872626
>>96872619
he never claimed those

>>96872621
>If you don't like my grifter you must like this other grifter
Kill yourself tourist troon

>>96872633
Yes he did, braindead /v/ermin

>>96872634
Then why are you so rattled, breadtubie?

>>96872637
nope

>>96872548
I fucking hate you. Part of the reason the proportion spergs never got to me was I always assumed their feet weren't flat against the bottom of their boots

>>96872640
>Rattled
Stating the truth isn't being rattled

>>96872569
Indexhammer was so fucking good its actually impressive given how much changed from 7-8th. I don't really agree that codexhammer 8th was very good, but index 8th was a treat to play

I'm doing Necrons. I had to tell somebody.

I can't even imagine what kind of basic marine troop choice there will be in the next starter. You think they finna be Tacticals for that nostalgia?

>>96872564
I worry that if deldar end up in a starter that gw will really dial back all of the bdsm dominatrix themes way more than they would have to for a standalone refresh

>>96872548
>>96872644
Why are the marine's legs so skinny?

>>96872671
Primaris Tacs or the rumored Intercessor
Update

>>96872651
>I'm not mad! I'm NOT mad!

>>96872683
You're the one melting down because somebody reminded people that your grifter killed his own mom for clout

>>96870793
This is wicked and I'm going to steal this for something else.

>>96872671
tacticals
they already are in SM2

>>96872671
Primaris tacticals and new vanguard veterans.
I do wish for some new gravis units though, gravis veterans would be cool.

>>96872621
fucking kek

>>96872640
Kafka trap

>>96872679
>I worry that if deldar end up in a starter that gw will really dial back all of the bdsm dominatrix themes
Jes will be doing the update and he's going back to his roots and old sketches. That's what you can expect. Also Malys should also be the indication.

>>96872591
Yeah sure. Two character models surely count as the refresh that was definitely coming before the end of the edition. But also another deldar refresh is coming next edition. Something something broken clock

>>96872697
That's an intercessor.

>>96872621
They're both freaks and I'd like to never see either again

>>96872693
Nta but this is a warhammer thread. Talk about your streamers on somewhere else

>>96872711
he correctly predicted that only multipart archon and malys will happen this edition
>Something something broken clock
He explicitly doesn't just spew bullshit, but names actual content. Even recently he got Space Wolves perfectly down to their Kill Team Wolf Scouts now having a Priest with them

>>96872671
>We have snipers
>We have flamers
>We have meltas
>Whe have heavy bolters
>We have rocket launchers
>We have plasmas
>We have sword and shields
>We have vanilla chainswords
>We have jetpacks
>We have bikes
>We have termie-lite

It is the age of big models, then. Centurion Primaris, the size of a boxnaught.

>>96872697
Yes they are going to be basic Intercessors but mixed squads.

>>96872699
Gravis Devastators. Also we are getting Tyrannic Veterans for Ultramarines along with Cassius and Telion. Maybe even a tank HQ.

>>96872668
What colour are you doing their glowie bits

>>96872715
sure, that's why he is called Tactical and can use flamers, plasma, bolters, melta etc

>>96872621
I know it rots my brain to even mentally register anything to do with these people, but I can't help but find these edits amusing.

>>96872697
That's just an intercessor. They just left the class names vague so they could use them for chaos stuff too

>>96872693
>sceeaming and shitting over a mere meme

>>96872756
Yes that is what (you) are doing

>>96872746
Yeah it's fucking jokes. Especially when they make >certain people mad.

>>96872755
Again, he doesn't work like Intercessor at all. This isn't just Bolt Rifle autism class. It's Intercessor, Helblaster, Infernus and more that isn't even covered by tabletop units in one. He is as versatile as a Tactical.

>>96872671
Assault heavy intercessors

>>96872760
>no u!
Concession accepted.

>>96872774
They aren't going to make 37 classes for every single weapon. They need to condense them somehow in order to keep things digestible but also make the classes feel like they have some customization

>>96872791
Maybe GW will condense classes like this too. Merge all those separate units into as few profiles as possible with wargear selection
>Tacticus Tacticals
>Gravis Tacticals
>Phobos Tacticals

I'm looking for an older picture, it was a few thousand sons units that were stored in a hallowed out book

>>96872809
They won’t, having 100+ units is how GW gets Marine players to buy models

>>96872709
>Also Malys should also be the indication.
An indication of what, exactly? That they all look like plain Jane basic bitches?

>>96872809
I mean they easily could. I have a feeling something will be going away for good given how they handled aos stormies from a couple years ago. I don't really know what it would be, but aos is their testbed for 40k, and generally anything that happens to them happens to 40k eventually to some extent. If I wanted to test how people would react to trimming down large parts of the marine line than I would be doing so in aos with their starter army where any issues would be much smaller and affect my sales less.

>>96872835
New product = new revenue
Simple as.
All the waacs already have all those models and ain’t buying more.

>>96872709
As a nonelf fag, lady malys just looks like a kabalite. Archons just look like kabalites. I don't think anyone was chomping at the bit for more kabalite sculpts

Do you think when the Dark Eldar get their range refresh will the kalabite warriors look very different or just like the eldar guardians were they are just upscaled

>>96872848
Generally metafags sell their army to buy their next one. I've never met a metafag who actually finishes an army and starts another one to keep alongside it. All yoy need to do to make metafags buy a whole new army is nerf all the meta shit every 3-4 months and buff your units with worse sales. I have a feeling we'll see coteaz and sanguinary guard end up absolutely insane next edition, and will probably be dropped from next editions combat patrols so people have to buy them at msrp

>>96872877
Sang guard got pretty juiced this edition recently

>>96872867
Could go either way. Depends what team gets the project on their desk. If it's the team that did all the aspects then expect subtle updates. If it's the SG team then expect something that only vaguely represents what it used to

>>96872564
As an Orks player only Deldar makes any sense. I'd be happy to be proven wrong but I definitely think we're getting Deldar in the starter box

>>96872734
I would buy them

>>96872845
I feel like they’d copy HH before they copied AoS, ie selling boxes of Marines with a basic loadout and selling the war gear options in upgrade packs. Honor Guard units and true specialist units would still be separate, but shit like the Hellblaster’s or Infernus Marine box would cease to exist.

I want to see tsons hit the starter box because most people wouldn't be upset about it, sm2 had them as an antagonist so there's renewed interest in them from beginners and secondaries, and look properly evil when stood next to a space marine. Only thing standing in the way is the paint scheme, but they put csm in a starter so they don't care that much about approachability

>>96872923
I don't want two marine armies in a starter box, but I wouldn't mind seeing a Chaos vs Xenos starter box

>>96871771
Never send fanart to do canon business.

>>96872923
You got a HH one already, go away dust boy

>>96872923
starter box is world eaters

>>96872548
Can’t be that much, there’s like tens of billions of battlesuits and the Tau are like 1/100000th the size of the Imperium, if there’s a restriction on the number of Space Marines it’s purely due to lack of geneseed

Dumb question but can I have a Lt. in Phobos armor be attached to a unit of Eliminators that already have a Librarian in Phobos armor in it?

I've got a feeling Traitor Guard (or rather, their slave name) will be the new faction in 11th. GW's gonna try to go toe to toe with Trench Crusade.

>>96872991
No

>>96872992
Lost and the Damned already exist in all but name desu

>>96872487
Warhammer 40k->xenos armies-> aeldari and Drukhari
Might also take a peek at the harlequin combat patrol aswell while ur at it

>>96872809
You forgot OMNIS which is totally a separate armor type

>>96872992
Dark Mechanicus makes more sense, you can still do some the trench crusade stuff with them

Which faction has the greatest disparity between their actual performance in the setting and how they’re treated in media and memes?

>orks vs deldar in the starter box

There, I solved it. Fuck marines

Sorry to burst your bubble guys but Drukhari will never be in a launch box again because they're not new player friendly in game play, modelling, transport, painting, or theming. They have literally everything stacked against them. Orks on the other hand work for all these things. It's not about what they need. It's about accessibility.

>>96873035
would actually be thematic I guess, considering how mike brooks keeps writing them together.

>>96873007
pretty much.

the only thing that i miss from then is the basilisk.

>>96873012
i'd rather not remember them

>>96873028
Prolly nids

>>96873035
Incredibly based and GW isn't capable of it

>>96873028
Probably Eldar or DEldar? They both almost never commit to actual full on warfronts and are more tactical strikes where they already know the odds are in their favor and then retreat before organized resistance arrives.

>>96873012
I can't really understand how this passed the design meeting
>so it's a jetpack?
>no, it's more like a parachute or something, who cares

>>96873012
What's so sad about this is that the autocannons look fucking slick. Slapping them on jump pack infantry is such a strange fucking choice.

>>96873012
>you forgot
And so did GW gladly.
It looks fucking awful and I say it as a guy who likes primaris mostly.

>>96873070
I like picturing them spinning around like a shaken-up soda bottle every time they fire it

>>96872352
I'm autistic?

>>96873048
Nids job super hard in the books. Like in devastation of baal there were like 30,000 marines who managed a 1000000000:1 K/D ratio in their favor. If anything nids are even less impressive in the books than they are on the tabletop.

>>96872203
It is my dog. I'll post a pic w/, mini + timestamp on Friday when I go back home

>>96872992
>GW's gonna try to go toe to toe with Trench Crusade
LMAO TC is barely on GW's radar. Its basically Mordheim with a differen setting and lower traction.

>>96873110
It's scared

>>96873048
>>96873093
>BLslop doesnt matter
>UNLESS when its /v/-grade faction consolewar autism

>>96873012
I thought it was phobos. It comes in the vanguard phobos box w/ the elims and incursors, right?

>>96872992
I don't think GW is worried about the 100 people playing trench crusade

>>96873093
To be fair, the Great Rift opened up in the middle of it and the Bloodthirster Sanguinius kicked the shit out of said “Only I can destroy the Blood Angels” and lent their aid.

>>96873125
Idk why but Bloodthirsters just seem way more lame in 40k than in the fantasy settings.

>>96873043
Sorry to burst your bubble anon but you're not nearly as smart as you think you are and have no idea what goes on at GW

>>96873125
Then the BA get saved again thanks to Guilliman Ex Machina.

Shit tier writing. Baal should have been wiped out and the BA forced to abandon it.

>>96872992
>GW's gonna try to go toe to toe with Trench Crusade.

>>96873129
40k daemons in general are lame people want the mortals with a daemon or two at most

>>96873125
That's so frickin' EPIC dude! That's sooo cool! Imagine a FREAKING deamon having such a beef with the PRIMARCH of a first founding chapter? Epic, simply epic! I love BL-schlock!

>>96873136
>Baal should have been wiped out
Yeah all the lifeless desertscapes should have been turned even more desert-y.

>>96873129
Big fuckhueg daemons are more intimidating when you can't hit them with a heavy laser destroyer while chilling in your RepEx

>>96872931
>ork stabbed in the throat/neck
>no vital organs hit, pain distracts Ork for about two and a half seconds
>gorilla strength would tear any human apart mere moments after this screenshot was taken
going by description alone, no fanart did the orks justice for the last 20+ years. I was disgusted at how easily the orks in that tithes episode folded. that commissar parried an ork that wears dog tags as an arm bracelet, like the kinetic force alone should have send him flying.

the silliest part about the comedic relief faction nowadays is how silly it is for anyone to fear them

>>96873150
The tyranids would drink the living sand. You don't know.

>>96873129
There's no difference. Khorne is Khorne, Skarbrand is Skarbrand, etc.

>>96873150
The tyranids would eat all the sand

>>96873150
Not that anon, but a story about Dante losing Baal and then having to retake it would make for an interesting story assuming the character writing was good.

>>96873166
>empty desertscape turns into emptier rockscape
Oh such tragedy.

>>96873129
I think GW needs to fuck off and fully and clearly remove the settings to eachother completely and make all the 40k daemons daemonengines/chaos androids

>>96873174
That's assuming a lot

>>96873176
They would eat all the rocks too

>>96872996
ty king

>>96873174
Retake from who? Give it a few weeks and the tyranids will simply fuck off all on their own.

GW is going to pivot hard into box set army skirmish game modes for 40k but only because Spearhead was so wildly successful. It has nothing to do with Trench Crusade or Battletech or Gundam Fight or anything anyone else is doing.

>>96873154
Yeah. Orks aren't really scary anymore which sucks. Thats kinda why I want Krorks because its Orks but "oh fuck" tier scary. But that also sucks because it undermines Orks that SHOULD be that way from the start

>>96873174
>assuming the character writing was good.
Big ask. Sorry, best we can do is some boring shit and character assassination.

>>96873191
The tyranids shoot a big load into the core of the worlds they consume that fertilizes the world and hatches into a new tyranid hive fleet

>>96873202
We're not doing Dead Space.

>>96873195
Krorks are a retarded concept that should never be expanded upon in any way

>>96873193
>Small game but no list-building or wargear
Genuinely why would anyone play this? Sounds so fucking samey

>>96873154
>orks would totally win every time
>ignore that there's several IG regiments proficient in killing orks
The fungi are for bullying.

>>96873202
Gay.

>>96873212
Kroks and Krok Society being Hyperborea but for Orks would be fun conceptually, but would only reinforce the need to never actually explore it.

>>96873120
No, Vanguard Suppressors wear a variant of Gravis armor, with a jump pack and gravity boots. For some reason these changes justify calling it a whole new pattern, Omnis

>>96873193
Sounds fuckin gay desu

>>96873028
Guard, in all directions. Their lore, tabletop performance and memes don't match up at all

>>96873221
It's not a jump pack

>>96873213
Same reason why people play board games.

>>96873012
>>96873058
They decided to make Primaris Shadow Spectres for some reason, but I have no idea why

>>96873240
Do they enjoy sitting on sharp rocks?

>>96873220
>Kroks and Krok Society being Hyperborea but for Orks would be fun conceptually, but would only reinforce the need to never actually explore it.
GW can't introduce anything into the setting they're not willing to strip mine for content down the line, extracting any value it might have had as a fun background element to think about.

>>96873213
>Sounds so fucking samey
twist cards make it so its not that. Although i feel like it works better with a game that has no ranged in it.

What was the reason given for removing Dante's CP generation?

>>96873256
CP is illegal and immoral

>>96873189
No prob. The rule is only one leader per squad, but Lts have an exception on their datasheet that allows them to join a squad that a Captain is leading

>>96873247
Yes

>>96873163
Even with the same subject matter, the presentation can do a lot. In AoS the Khorne tomes have done a decent job of characterizing different cohorts of daemons from each other.

>>96873202
>tyranids shoot a big load into the core of the worlds they consume that fertilizes the world
I should call him...

Have challenge cards already been taken out of tournament play? Jeez that didnt last long

>>96873193
>500 worlds
strange name

>>96871602
>dont know who did the image thats from
Nevermind, I found it.
It's apparently all stuff from a wrath and glory campaign
https://x.com/carl_tabora/status/1983932755676414355
https://www.reddit.com/r/ImaginaryWarhammer/comments/1ok0bi1/comment/nm7a0kv/?context=3

Huh, running the simulations a Fire Warrior actually is about equal with a Tempestus Scion (slightly ahead actually). With pulse carbines the Firewarrior is favored in general, with the pulse rifles he’s slightly favored if he manages to get the first shot off (although at a hefty disadvantage if he can’t), the breacher is favored to win even if the Scion gets a shot off first.

>>96873317
Math hammer is worthless when you're rolling dice. You can spend all day running calculations and then fail every single dice roll during your game

>>96873334
You’re the kind of person casinos love.

>>96873317
There's a 50% chance you'll win or loose.

>>96872644
>>96872680
Do you dare to question the emperor's perfect design?

>>96873338
he's right tho, I just had an opponent tell me his simulated attacks with his eradicator pregame and 90+ percent of the time he was killing my focused unit but when we played he completely whiffed.

>>96873348
Yeah dipshit that’s how averages work, he wins most of the time, not every time

>>96873338
always hit on 17

>>96873240
God damn these are fucking cool

>>96873240
god those fucking rocks completely ruin the models

>>96873355
Ok but ur a bitch so what now?

>>96873381
Gay*

>>96873381
They're the only good eldar sculpts other than lhykhis

>>96873394
you don't like the new aniversary eldar model or the wraith knight?

>>96873259
you can actually produce it ethically. revenue is great

>>96873449
come on man...

>>96873449
Go back to your gay slopper thread

>>96873394
Theyre not on GW's site. Did they get legends'd?

What marineslop can we expect from this?

I just got an outrider squad and I am psyched

>>96873593
More ultramarines. Not even joking.

>>96873593
Hot new Tactical Squad Primaris Marines.

>>96873593
Surely it has to be clonegrim. Surely.

>>96873521
They're forgeworld and oop. You'd be better off getting recast ones. Likelihood of finding genuine ones is slim and even if they come with the forgeworld bags you can buy those separately off aliexpress so there's zero guarantee that you're getting real ones. I know miranda and dark has them. BLM got lynched in the street by Chinese gw pinkertons, and I think cnf is gone too. Sptks is also closing up shop as well.

>>96873623
lol

>>96873623
Nobody cares about ec, they're never getting another chance again. Get ready to be the harlequins of csm next edition

>>96873593
Ultramarines

Anyone else also working till the deadline on their collage entry or am I the only one cutting it close?

>>96873593
Secundaris. A new, miraculous evolution of Space Marines, armed and outfitted with the latest in Belisarian technology, and standing ever so slightly taller than their outmoded Primaris kindred.

>>96873675
This. My LGS got suckered into buying 2 full EC armies and even discounting them two or three times, haven’t been able to shift them.

>>96873698
Im not allowed so no point in worrying about the deadline I guess, pretty lame to be singled out.

>>96873695
The weird R makes me think the font is some AI shit.

>>96873702
God damn you know it'd sell, too. GW is still mad that their 54mm Inquisitor game went under and they're slowly scaling up the game so they can try to sell it again

>>96873389
Then cut the rock off and make your own base?

>>96873698
I finished mine weeks ago.

>>96873725
I don't like how good the neck hole on the Genestealer turned out.
It looks fuckable.

>>96873593
Things we need before we get more goyslop for fake xenos factions
>Updated land raider with new variant
>updated devastators
>new centurion or a in between terminators and dreadnought
>vanguard veterans
>updated rhino
>updated vindicator
>updated predators
>new primaris tactical squad with multiple marks of armor
>super heavy tank in between a land raider and astreus
>plastic thunderhawk since we are getting plastic titans soon
>something a bit bigger than a stormhawk
>las cannon squads / updated devastators
>a generic emperor's champion or a character killer dude with a sword
>apothocary in terminator armor
>tech marine in terminator armor
>lieutenant in terminator armor
>bikers with the whole squad with dedicated anti tank
>grav bikes
>chapter specific none character units

Unfortunately GW will only probably only do a small minority of these and bend to knee to wholesome big chungus redditors who want quirky models for fake factions

>>96873761
Don't fear the genestussy

>>96873708
shut the fuck up you obnoxious faggot

>>96873761
>no lens result
>no archive result
What did you do to that sos it is horrendous.

>>96873784
No I will continue to talk and engage with my peers, ty for your input tho.

>>96873792
nobody engages with you except to insult you or make fun of you lmao

>>96873725
The moment Primaris get Better Batmaned will be the funniest period of time for the 40K community

>>96873802
I have conversations regularly with people here, stop being so juvenile.

>>96873792
>peers
in your dreams

>>96873808
More so than you, at least I have models and play games. You dirty little nomodel scum.

>>96873815
I like how you're trying to bait people into identifying themselves but nobody is falling for that after seeing what an unhinged schizo you are lmao

>>96873781
>generic character killer with sword
We have that already but I agree we need another one, specifically one with lone operative.

>>96873708
Sorry anon. I know you're a good person but the peer pressure to not let you participate is so high that I caved :( i hope you understand.

>>96873213
Bc that's basically current 40k but cheaper?

>>96873789
SoS come with enough bits to build an extra sister but you're missing a hip and right leg, I had an extra set from some slickblade riders of slaanesh I traded, then traded off without the riders so I used those.
Armor sometimes breaks off in the middle of battle, if you don't like it go build your space marines lavishly following the instructions to the letter.
Fuck it really is a genestussy

>>96873848
>current 40k but with only thing that makes it even remotely interesting taken out

>>96873830
>these are the junior chaplain, the apprentices
>also they have can control time with their hourglass
Weird

>>96873593
>Primaris Chaplain Casius
>Primaris Sgt Telion
>Primaris Sgt Chronus
>Primaris Tyranic War Veterans

>>96873789
Why are you reverse image searching random images on the internet, you weirdo?

>>96872325
These Spectres didn't turn out as spooky as I'd initially planned - DMC's designs just aren't quite as ghostly as the actual FW ones - but it's hopefully enough.

>>96872320
So... they're legion of the damned but chaos or what?

>>96873852
>The expense is what makes it interesting
Are you into findom?

>>96873863
They clearly make a bunch of models first and then come up with lore for them later. Because a bunch of Primaris shit is retarded nonsense.

>>96873828
People know better at this point

>>96873871
No the listbuilding is what makes it interesting, at least somewhat

>>96873871
We're all into findom and GW is our dommy mommy

>>96873698
I started mine in the first week and had it finished by the second

>>96873899
Kek, air came out of my nose

>>96873899
I was never racist you imbecile

/40krpg/ is full of fuckheads. Im gonna stick to crusade.

VGH

>>96873917
you've called all of us niggers and trannies and leftists for 20 months

>>96873926
Screenshot of the use of the word "Nigger" i'll wait.

>>96873917
Liar.

>>96873917
Yeah you never did anything wrong ever™ and you're just a poor guy being bullied by everyone here. We've heard that bit a million times before and nobody will ever buy it, you stupid cunt

>>96873925
This picture is incredible

Im still waiting on (You)s to my Warhammer 40k related question.

>>96873870
Nobody knows. They just show up out of nowhere and try to ruin people's shit for no discernible reason before leaving. Their whole existence is just one of those four-step "leaves without further explanation" memes.

>>96873851
The issue isn't that you ktibashed a model. It's that it looks like ass. People kitbash models every single day. Just because you have the two pieces doesn't mean you should stick them together just like you probably shouldn't make a sandwich with pickled habaneros, and peanut butter just because it's in your fridge.

>>96873925
THIS
THIS IS WHAT I WANT OUT OF WARHAMMER. MORE ABSTRACT PIECES. I DON'T CARE WHAT FUCKING SETTING HAS IT, FUCKING GIVE IT TO ME. I KNOW YOUR AUDIENCE IS FUCKING FILLED WITH FROTHING RETARDS, JUST STICK A MARINE A STORMCAST OR A CHAOS WARRIOR WITH HIS FUCKING COCK OUT AND THEY'LL BE SATIATED, JUST GIVE ME MORE STUFF WHERE ITS LIKE THIS

>>96873948
Thats literally just the letter N which can stand for anything. I'm pretty sure it might have even been a typo after the "Eat shit". Also people here call each other the full N word regularly and are on the collage.

>>96873960
>I didn't do it
>but if I did it's not a big deal
kill yourself mutant

>>96873925
The daemons look pretty boring in this, mid artwork that only appeals to marinepigs

>>96873962
You know if we let him on the collage 90% of this bs will stop. Food for thought.

>>96873974
No it wouldn't, he was just as bad before the collage even existed.

>>96873974
lmao nice try faggot

>>96873974
No it wouldn't. It would get worse.

>>96873974
Put the trip back on

Obviously the lefty brigade is here to false flag and make a mockery of model posters.

>>96873986
this is exactly why you will never be allowed into any community event

So what's everyone's plan to deal with the new ultramarine honor guard once they become the new meta?

>>96872898
You're retarded, it's more likely to be tau before fucking dark eldar

>>96874017
he will now say that was 5 months ago so it doesn't count and you're a psycho for finding it and he was only defending himself

>>96874017
That's so obviously a false flagger holy shit what a weak attempt at smearing me.

I don't care if he likes the windmill of friendship or uses the gamer word he is just incredibly annoying.

>>96874031
Having a trip removed the false flagging, you should return to it.

>>96874012
Tau can't be the villains in a box set because space marines have to look like the heroes and Tau destroy that image
Same with Eldar

>>96874031
You proved with the trip that you really were that awful and nobody was falseflagging as you but cute try

>>96874036
Yeah same. I was even defending him in the beginning because the anons going apeshit over his nazi dogwhistles were way more annoying. At this point he's irredeemable though.

>>96873956
This abstract enough for you?

>>96874054
You're samefagging yourself or outright lying, when I had the Trip Ii was completely normal and was still harassed by you and your cronies.

>>96874022
You weren't far off lmao

>>96874054
I defended him in the beginning too but he has proved himself a lost cause.

>>96874085
IN what way have I proven this, what are you even talking about?

>>96874054
I was on his side, played apologist when he posted the third party bits flooded dreadnought with a sword just stuck in the hand with no attempt at making the fingers grip it when people were shitting on the gaudy designs
boy do I regret that now

>>96871520 (OP)
That rentry link tries to install malware. What the fuck is going on here? Clicking anywhere on the site runs you through 3 or 4 redirects then tried to launch the App Store.

>>96874092
I don't know what you get out of this samefagging and slander against someone you don't know but you do you I guess.

>>96874099
Also the blood angels thread (which doesn’t have the malware link) wasn’t even a throod. Look at this it was only made 20 minutes before hand.

>>96874088
You use this website like as if it was reddit
You lie all the time
You can't shut the fuck up
You can't stop screaming out for attention

>>96874112
Fuck you

>>96874111
it was made at page 5 and we weren't at image limit, it was a throod you retard

>>96874099
For real? Shit that's bad. Der throoder sabotaging links now too? Can't have shit in detroit.

I miss when we all just used to shit on sallyfag. He just took it. The crap now just turns into an endless circlejerk.

>>96874099
I think that's your browser man

>>96874124
It's fake news, just tested it