Thread 2810486

which individuals do you find in hostels?

Extroverted German chicks who are extremely flirty but will never have sex with you
and old bums who say they're travelling but are just homeless drifters

>>2810486 (OP)
Rude French who are a bit smelly
The Chink who never speaks to anybody
Drunk Brits
Australians in vests being aggro cunts
Digital Nomad fags who sit on their laptop in the common room all day.
The clingy Romanian who is happy that a westerner is speaking to him
Guitar man

the playboy jeet who pumps and dumps white women

>>2810486 (OP)
Is this fat fuck Filipino? How much pancit has he been eating? Good lord.

>>2810486 (OP)
Normies who all have their pre-established normie friend group and are not interested in striking up convos with random incels

>>2810526
He’s not fat you fucking retard that’s a miniature strongman.
He’s doing his best Asian impersonation of Gregor Clegane from GoT

>>2810486 (OP)
Young white normalfags except one time it was a bunch of old guys snoring and grunting through the night

>>2810486 (OP)
I don't like hostelfags. Never did. All my best hostel experiences were during COVID, when I had entire dorm rooms to myself for the price of a bunk.

Ageing Dutch hippy guy constantly scrounging cigarettes and who "borrows" your lighter, never giving it back

Autistic German who spends 3 hours explaining in minute detail his boring engineering job back home

Deeply embittered "crypto trader" who rants viciously about his divorce rape and women in general

Hot but super shy dark haired French girl who inevitably fucks the biggest Chad in the hostel

White couple with dreadlocks

Super loud ugly Italian girl who will give you the best blowjob you've ever had

Late 20s British corporate career square who burnt out and never shuts the fuck up bragging about his Ayahuasca trip or 'heroic dose'

Some arrogant Israeli scumbag

Hyper extrovert American bro in a Knicks vest, built like a brick shithouse

Two miserable Swiss bitches, possibly lesbians, who never speak to each other or anyone else

Cool 30+ Aussie guy who for some reason bought his surfboard to Bangkok with him

>>2810736
>one time it was a bunch of old guys snoring and grunting through the night
i dont go to hostels because im that old guy snoring

>>2810491
>old bums who say they're travelling but are just homeless drifters
how is that not traveling?

Conspiracy theorist who complains about the bad vibrations in the hostel

Smelly jeet who shits on the floor

Person from Chicago who won't shut up about Chicago

Feminist claiming grocery stores are against women

Insurance salesman who tells you people don't plan to fail, they fail to plan

>>2810486 (OP)
All the stars are here
Habeeb with an expired visa
Creepo McThirtyYearsOld from L.A.
Shekelstein Finkelstein the IDF murderer on vacation
Stinko Feeto from Barcelono

>>2810505
>Guitar man
I hate Guitarman

Why are there ALWAYS Australians in hostels?
Why do they love hostels so much?

>>2811137
They are very extroverted

The hipster who only eats single-cow burgers.

>>2811253
God bless Kiwis. If I see them, I know it's going to be fun stay.

Kinda rare spawn, but if you see a random Yugoslavian (Serbian, Bosnian, Croatian or Montenegrin) you know he has rakija and there will be a party.

What are hostels like? I've always paid for hotels. Do people actually get good sleep in them or is it loud party most nights?

>>2811554
Depends, most hostels where I've been had comfortable mattresses, and I sleep soundly, so yeah, I do get a good sleep. But I also snore, so probably people around me aren't getting a good sleep, sorry mates

>>2811554
theyre the easiest way to get bedbugs. Just pay for a hotel room.

>>2810486 (OP)
this might be the most honest 4changy thread ever created and although Ive never been to a hostel this is exactly how I imagined it.

Basically a clusterfuck of the most common stereotypes that basically just get recycled to fill the never-ending hostel roles

>>2810641
It's literal body dysmorphia, same as being a bulimic skelly or a tranny
You see this shit all the time in gyms and on /fit/
They're mentally ill and obsessed with being something else. It's quite sad really.

>>2812465
i stopped going on /fit/ and it changed my whole world view. i went on holiday recently, and realized 99% of people dont work out. yet 99% of /fit/ believe theyll never have a chance with a woman if they arent shredded.

>>2810905
>Everyone but the american has negative traits
Found the mutt

>>2810486 (OP)
The skinny-fat incel that seems to hate everyone. The chill Turkish guy is trying to get him to come out of his shell and he mumbles softly and uncomfortably and climbs up to his bunk to avoid the social interaction. Everybody is in the common area. The Israeli is playing the guitar, a drunk Spaniard and a few Balkaners are singing loudly, everybody is laughing at the Argentine's jokes, meanwhile he's in his bunk watching Nick Fuentes and texting his online friends on Session about how cucked and globohomo his hostel is.

>>2812467
It's demoralization central and probably the funniest board on this asshole of a website if you can see through that shit.
Honestly just basic regular cardio is enough to get laid and stay in shape.
Blasting roids and having biceps the size of other people's heads isn't healthy or getting you any decent women. Maybe some brainrotted stacy or drunk slut but that's about it

>>2812472
>incel chud
>hostel
Lmao

>>2812477
I'm a chud incel and I go to hostels.

I have been staying in hostels now for the past year around Europe & surrounding countries.
>American girls who are partially hippy and always make jokes about "im not part of le maga" and they only travel via land based transportation to avoid ruining the environment.
>Cringe Australian's wearing mullets and being fuckheads (maybe 25% of them are like this, btw I am an Australian but they piss me off when I meet them traveling)
>Aussie girls are usually the nicest people
>Indians which are IT nerds, the indians you meet in your travels always come from wealthy af families or work IT jobs.
>Russians who left when the war began and are pretty much living in hostels
>The some americans you meet in the hostels are cringey of course but some are actually really good people and its a mixed bag, lots of military guys on break from their station or however it works.
>Canadians who always get pissed off when I ask if they are American because the accents sound the fucking same if you don't come from that continent.
>italans who don't speak a word of English, they are usually nice people I have found.
>The occasion 50 year old solo traveling who cooks meals in the kitchen every day and every night (based)
>UK travelers are a mixed bag (except Scottish they are always great)

>>2810486 (OP)
I hate hostels. The only time I ever book hostels is if the beds are cabins and they have curtains. I always sleep with pants on because of the fear of getting molested. I ignore everyone, take a shower early in the morning, lock my items in storage, and then leave all day.

Pedos

>mfw im the absurdly drunk racist whenever i stay at a hostel
i still have a better time and make friends more than everyone else,lol.