Thread 211485399

White ol'man summer has officially started

she was only 32 years old you sick fuck

>>211485399 (OP)
gigi any day

>>211485399 (OP)
T-There's still time, r-right bros?

>>211485399 (OP)
They can do better than that

>>211485399 (OP)
If you were old and had options why wouldn't you be with a younger woman? Unless you married her when you were in your youth and it was a lifelong love there's no reason to then build a new relationship with an older woman when a younger woman is available to do the same thing.

>>211485524

I hope.

t. 33 years old virgin

>>211485454
>>211485538
Pitt fucked Frog when she was 19 (after his split with Angie)

But all that basedness was undone after he fucked Alia Shawkat

>>211485399 (OP)
Bradley and Gigi are both beards for each other

>>211485399 (OP)
>just be rich and famous
damn why didnt I think of this earlier

>>211485577
>19

i wish hollywood hags having young boyfriends was as normalised as actors having younger girlfriends

>>211485620
you don't need to be rich to get women, you don't even need to be famous, a small amount of notoriety like village chief is enough to have women interested.

>>211485399 (OP)
that ines de ramon is sarah jessica parker tier. brad can do 100x better than that fucking ugly ass literal who

If my marriage fails I'm boning philipinna single moms on tinder until I get enough money to fly to Thailand and crush barely 18 year old box until I die.

>>211485577
Alia Shawkat would probably be fun in bed despite not being super attractive, plus I’d love to hear Arrested Dev set stories

she doesn't look all that nice imo

Brad could do better

>>211485845
Maybe his junk doesn't work as well. He's 60.

>>211485743
the village chief is the most famous and rich guy in the village
whats your point exactly?

>>211485894
His point is go to SEA or Africa after you saved money.

>>211485751
>>211485845
She's waaay cuter than that white hag Parker. Wtf
And prob. smart and does everything in bed

>>211485845
she probably rims him and licks his feet and pits

>>211485796
At first I was like "WTF?" but thought about it logically like you have. And after hearing Alia herself tell some sex stories, she's literally down for whatever. Nothing is off limits.

I also believe that Alia's inner circle might have attended a party or two with Brad. Jane, Mae, Aubrey, Jenny, etc. - just one giant orgy of C-List actresses. Sounds like Heaven to me!

If they're going to date young why not a 20-25 year old?

>>211485948
Maybe they're too immature for him.

>>211485948
they are men... not childish reddit gaymers

>>211485399 (OP)
Boy squad copying taytay? This will sell f1

Pitt produced Adolescence that's obviously govt sponsored media content. Copper was implicated in Reynolds-Lively bullying Baldoni.

I keep getting older and the women keep getting younger ehehe!

>>211486075
What does that mean? Explain it to someone who doesn't keep up with celeb drama.

>>211486075
Brad is one of 10 EXECUTIVE producers... that title means horseshit.

That slopseries was also developed before the knife attack of bimbibamba.
There was no raceswap>>211486093

>>211485399 (OP)
>that face
She's already halfway bogged

>>211486075
Cooper is involved with the Baldoni thing. Not sure that will come out (bigger fish to fry).

>>211485399 (OP)
bradley mogs all 3 of them all

>>211485545
They've already fulfilled their biological imperative, as the expression goes, by having kids. Now, they're just fucking around with these women, I bet.

>>211485932
They don't call him Pitt for no reason

>>211485941
An orgy with her?