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/ftl/ NEWS:
-- Josie + Steinful CONFIRMED https://x.com/stainfool/status/1935550390482911611
-- They showed Extreme Peace to the fish and it sucks COCK https://x.com/wigger/status/1935503379876200919
-- Freddy put laxatives in EVERYTHING, Seth drank a lot of it, Mints wasn't paying attention, Angie snitched - BIG SCANDAL!
-- Zoomers ITT think 4chan is "hard to navigate" - SAD!
-- Trish is officially BWC-only https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnI6fXXEJWw&t=20675s
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>>211678061
Jet says troon lives matter
>>211679328 (OP)this is the fishtank thread not the sam hyde thread
Ellie
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If you know, you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I21TXPaUok
>>211679358Go back to sleep Jet
Who won the fraternity challenge?
reminder to read the fishtank times and to NOT be an illiterate IDIOT
I loved s1 but I really, really miss bloodgames. It helped that most of the excitement occurred at night when everyone was home from work.
>>211679395where are they
this season fucking sucks, they need to bring back jimmy, frank, and tj
>>211679395freddy really focused on cowboys butt
>>211679407https://x.com/fishtankislive/
>>211679328 (OP)Who the fuck is Steinful and why how the fuck is he fucking Josie? Its not fucking fair.
>>211679425>uploading them to xitterthese retarded faggot niggers can't even set up an image sharing page on their own website kek
was fred drunk when he watched the premiere episode?
and he was the only one laughing?
if so then its truly over for mde
>still seething over adult swim
He had the chance and blew it
>>211679448You will NEVER work for New York Times!
direnc is actually a really good writer
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>>211679436TELL ME WHO THE FUCK STEINFUL IS, WHAT DOES HE HAVE THAT I DON'T??!? FUUUUUUUCK. ITS FUCKING OVER.
>>211679436Winston doppelgรคnger from UK who edited some Fishtanks episodes
canon fishtank:
s1, s2, cole streams, jc streams, bloodgames, cell, bitchtank with abi, s3, s4
non canon off topic paypig/bantoid garbage:
all other fish streams (including on the site), bitchtank post abi, powtank, ip2, streamstars
>>211679448>Meanwhile Smiling friends gets renewed for 2 more seasons This is what happens when you're a real artist guy and dont hide behind """"so ironic"""""
Everyone should aspire to be like Zach. Grind out your art. Be funny. Keep your personal shit to yourself. And you'll make it.
Anyone who follows the Sam lifestyle of seething about everyone is doomed to failure and watching over wiggers for the rest of their life
That said
I miss sleepcast so much
an important page in the fishtank times from the day we lost jin and crackerjack
Why is 4chan dying? Even /ftl/ can only save it temporarily
>>211679501Bill likes powtank making it canon
>>211679436>>211679490those posts were made by stienful
>>211679505Second season was significantly less funny than the first
bill ottman burning cdrs of obscure television series for his friends and family
>>211679521TELL ME ABOUT STEINFUL WHY DOES HE WEAR THE BEANIE
>>211679466its the song that was playing in the background when ellie was naked on her discord server
>>211679395This was still the best article they(Aryeh) made
>>211679514cease and desist posting
>>211679512The hack fucked things beyond repair it seems.
>>211679525Whilst true. It's fine.
I'm just really proud of all the newgrounds guys making it
Aside from stamper who crashed out on drugs.
why are ellie fans so mentally ill
>>211679490If someone like Josie finds you attractive it means you're bottom of the barrel pretentious gutter trash who can't even make a single good cut of a series you had a year to make. Be glad it's not you.
the concept of "canon" is retarded
remember, the cowboy gets the girl
>>211679539kek he predicted the /ftl/ reaction pretty accurately
>>211679507>Reppatition is the mommy of skill. Now only if I can learn how to spelpretty funny
>>211679498Who the fuck is Winston? Damn, so he can do some basic video editing skills that someone could pick up from a 20 minute tutorial? Big fucking deal. He is, as far as I'm aware, an adult man who is posting about faze clan and fucking competitive gaming. How on earth does he get a prime piece of ass like Josie when I can't get a fucking girlfriend to save my life despite objectively looking better than him and not being a retard consooomer. What the fuck. Its over.
>>211679558look i just want her pee man
the spice
the spice melange
I fell asleep at 6pm tank time last night and woke up at 6am tank time. what'd i miss? qrd?
>>211679563This post is NOT canon btw
Is it possible to get the court transcripts so we can see the exact nature of Direnc's defense of her brother?
>>211679566Cowboy gets the girls and the boys
>>211679539>>211679568the word "pedantic" doesn't fit there at all
>>211679505Ok but Zach is actually an animator, what talent or skill does Sam actually possess?
holyfuck extreme peace was so bad, what did the fishies think
the real MDE was showing the S3 fish the out of context camera footage from S1 and S2
>>211679592stop it you silly little goober
Picking Angie up by one leg, swinging her around over my head and launching her into a wall.
>>211679563canon = actual fishtank, worth discussing, seen by human beings
>>211679590Uh didn't you see the credits?
Artist guys remember this.
>>211679586Basically she defended the idea that her brother is mentally ill and should be locked up forever which was her brother's lawyers case as well it wasn't really a defense
anyone else experiencing ellie fatigue?
>>211679594Fred was drunk as fuck he and Rachel laughed, thatโs about it. Spencer gave a few chuckles. Drench and Ellie were stone faced, Aryeh gave a few smiles.
>>211679589It's a family guy reference
https://youtu.be/OpbdGnJbneE
>>211679589He may have meant less shallow and [more] pedantic [than], but eh
>>211679364>>211679466https://e621.net/posts/5172653?q=keidragons
I knew Fishtank fans were degenerates, but this is on another level.
>>211679594>what did the fishes thinkonly Rachel,Freddy,and Spencer found it funny
if bitchtank isnt canon then season 1 and 2 also aren't canon bc there is no bitchtank without its predecessors
anyways fishtank times is funny keep doing that
>>211679484reminder what sam said
>i hate my fansand he is right
>>211679606I think the large viewer dropoff in S2 was just because it got fucking boring in the back half
I JUST WANT BINXS FEET IN MY FUCKING MOUTH
>dude it was a all an act
Okay so the bit was fake and gay?
Didnโt really seem like it.
Seemed like you used the actor as a scapegoat for all the repressed raping you still feel, as a fourty year old man, for your father.
>>211679505Ironic humor is late 00s-early tens bullshit. With that era of nastolgia popular now sam could cash in. But without his crew, he's not capable of much else.
>>211679590if sam was to "grind out his art" he could make the game he wants to make or write actual good comedy like jan that doesnt rely on shallow irony and contrarianism
>>211679606Nothing will top the simmons eviction. Everyone knew it was coming and the anticipation was unreal.
>>211679619 i literally NEVER see her outside of the screenshots her simps post here
>>211679620Rachel was only laughing because she wants Sam to give her a job even though no one can stand being around her.
ellie is the kind of girl in highschool who everyone hates and doesnt fit in any group because she is a sociopath
i spoke to her friends on instagram and they all say she is pretty much a loner and doesnt hang out with anyone after school
and she barely speaks to anyone when she is in school
>>211679534Probably thinning hair or a receding hairline.
>>211679512yeah its pretty bad especially on the slower boards
zoomies only want to scroll on tiktok or instagram
they added a 10 minute timer or whatever to post if you havent got cookies which can be fucked on phones
twitter is basically /pol/ now where you can say whatever you like
also tranny jannies that will ban you for daring to say a no no word
4chan just doesnt have the cultural impact it once had
>>211679606S3 has the most based pattern
>Starts normal>Activity dives on election day probably due to people going on /pol/ or /pol/ posts getting deleted>Hits highest peak on Alex B's last night>Drops like a stone due to the pre-FH2 week being fucking boring>Hits an even higher peak when FH2 starts>Drops like a stone again over the next week again when FH2 is scrapped>Trickles down into nothingness due to the disastrous ending of S3
How will Sammy cope when even his top orbiters that applied to be on his show don't find his comedy funny?
>>211679681I will never forgive this cunt for pointing and laughing at Angie.
>>211679681>i spoke to her friends on instagram and they all say she is pretty much a loner and doesnt hang out with anyone after school>and she barely speaks to anyone when she is in schooldid you realize how weird this sounded when before you clicked post?
>>211679643>WOAH THE JOKE IS THAT I WATCHED DOGSHIT THAT I PAID FOR! WOW THIS IS SUCH GREAT HUMOR THANK YOU SAM. >HEY @WIGGER DO YOU LIKE THE SAME MUSIC I DO! HERE'S $100 PLEASE RESPOND TO ME
>>211679681she sounds perfect
i really want to cherish her yellow champagned of youthfulness with my mouth
>>211679687no twitter will always be gay as fuck it's worse than reddit and you are gay for cosigning
>>211679661>Having to explain to everyone that it was all just a bitC'mon Sam.
>>211679707angie is an annoying cunt ellie W
>>211679687I would gladly take late 2000s levels of activity on 4chan again if it meant higher board quality (Making things harder for ph*neposters is a start)
Sadly I don't think it'll get better though
no wonder sam hid WP2 for two years
we're gonna get a lot more fishtank, this nigga's sketch career is over
>>211679681>grown man (likely in his 30s or worse) DMโing random high school girls on Insta about some random bitch on a livestream that sheโll never meetYou guys are freaks. If I ever get as bad as you put me out of my misery
>>211679328 (OP)>Josie + Steinful CONFIRMEDNOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO FUKC FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUFCK LIFE IS SO FUCKING UNFAIR FUCK
>>211679713>europeans wake up>begin making weird ESL posts like thisLmao, that's my sign to go to sleep
>>211679661what is this about
>>211679697I can hear the hmmm hmm hmmm hmmmm looking at the two big drops
>>211679713https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhxPoCSqwAs
Unironically my favorite/ftl/ time is when they're all sleeping and the threads slows down. It's always funny posts during sleep hours
>>211679722i got a 24 hour ban on 4chan the other week for 3 letters
i have been as racist as i want on twitter for a while now
it is genuinely better than the 4chan jannies
>I contacted High school guys and girl's about a girl from an niche internet reality show to get information on her
>>211679736>dances>says nothing>steals candy>leaves
>>211679767Holy fuck does she have a phone?
Does Sam have any White children or are they all hapas?
>>211679756racism is bad! learn 2 pick your battles or suffer the consequences i guess
>>211679664im looking through the archive, it was surreal
>>211679661sad to see him break character and be so defensive, they kinda know it flopped, I liked it though, the jokes didn't really land but the atmosphere was there
>>211679787nah starts with T
genuinely dont want to say it because getting banned by jannies for nothing is GAY
>>211679767>checks under the pillow toorofl
>>211679756it has a niggerliciously dogshit format and having a "profile" is fucking gay and estrogen coded
>>211679756you cannot say r(8+1)k on here, its a site on the dark web
>>211679791S4 fish still believe Simmons is a baby fucker. He does have a case tbhdesu
>>211679803I have no idea what that would be... weird
>>211679664>>211679791https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/183848421/
Experience CLASSIC S1 /ftl/ here
>Spencer says something kind of wholesome
>Frank the cynic is mad
>>211679436>>211679490>>211679498>>211679521>>211679534Okay, I did some research, he ran a YouTube channel at some point producing literal fucking slop. Literally bottom-tier shit about 80s Japanese singers, 4chan, Terry Davis, and other pretentious takes on shitty music.
I guess I just have to become a pretentious douche bag who has a surface level understanding of absolute consoomer trash with some shitty waste of time, barely marketable skills in order to get cute, retard bitches. Fuck my life.
>>211679505>https://e621.net/posts/5172653?q=keidragons
>>211679776she has a big pocket full of candy
Holy shit Sam needs to fucking retire. It's obvious his heart isnt in ANYTHING he does anymore? Why is he doing any of this? He seems very interested in begging for a crumb of attention from asmongold but he's not at all interested in making anything worth watching. He just wants cash to support his unplanned children?
>>211679825Aryeh on the left
>300k in debt to the IRS
>EP bombs and everyone nervously agrees its kinda dogshit
is sam going to kill someone live tonight?
>>211679810yeah i basically agree but at least you dont get 24 hour no-no word time outs by eunuchs like on 4chan
>>211679821I mean he's right. Dude is fucking boring.
>>211679819nothing ever happens
>>211679823link to his channel?
>>211679821People who say similar shit to what Seth says makes me think these people never went to college parties or did dumb shit with friends.
>>211679821They hate when people get meta, thatโs part of why they kicked Jin.
Not really sure what the problem is, especially since they only do it in confessional. I think itโs cause it reminds production of how dogshit their ice poseidon ripoff project is
>>211679823He did something instead of bitching on 4chan
>>211679836How can you retire when you're in millions of dollars of debt, have expensive tastes. and have so much responsibility? He doesn't want to fall off. And does produce some gold from time to time, its hit or miss.
did they already remove predict link on site or did they move it?
>>211679819mauro is awesome
Currently watching Fred's ex explain how he took her virginity and couldn't get it in.
Clippers, it's your time to shine.
>>211679819season 1 threads everyone was too busy enjoying the show to even consider complaining about jet and the crew
these days its just everyone calling out the wiggers and simp posters
grim
>>211679819for me? it was the dawn of the morgue and yeah
>>211679888This is gonna sound gay but 90 Day Fiance watch parties are fun. The show is very funny.
>>211679879When Jin said meta sรถy I think they were talking about him having meta knowledge about the producers and about how Jet groomed and had sex with underage Ciara who is currently deceased.
>>211679621old family guy is kino. newer seasons are AIDS
>there are still obsessed josie fans itt
Weird, I thought they wouldโve all necked or moved to /bant/ ever since S1. What a strange contestant and strange audience, literally did nothing for an entire season but we had to pretend she was le wholesome stimming content machine. Thank god weโll never be stuck in the S1 dark ages again now that the fishtank fags know what actual content is
>>211679821Does Frank think he's one of us? Doesn't he know that once he went IRL and everyone could see what a freak of nature he was he ceased to be an internet coolguy?
>>211679823>>211679866His channels.
https://www.youtube.com/@steinful/videos
https://www.youtube.com/@Steinful2/videos
You'll see what I mean, absolute fucking slop about surface level bullshit from reddit-tier """chan""" culture.
>>211679880And that something was fixate on the totally mundane pop rubbish and gain barely marketable skills.
>>211679888and on the following episode...
>Stephanie gets intimate with FredI suggest you guys get this lore in before the fish wake up. TTS will have a stockpile on Fred.
>>211679846why did the debt double in two days kek
FUCK STICKERMULE
THEY'RE TRUMP SUPPORTING RACISTS
yo but let me steal some of these fat bitches prescription Adderalls real quick
>>211679925You need to spend more time around people my dude. You've got internet brainrot
https://strawpoll.com/BJnXVJzLLZv
>>211679819>reading through the archive>see my old postFuck dude
>>211679920She's also ugly and sounds like a fucking gerbil.
>furry porn
Yeah I'm out, beddie-bye for me. Catch y'all on the flip, no pun intended.
>>211679819For me it's when a legend was born
>>211679823Cute retard girls are into retarded stuff. Josie was always going to end up with a wigger that's into the same dumb stuff that she's into. She thinks that all that 'consoomer trash' is cool. Why get so mad about a girl that you have nothing in common with?
>>211679941He's right you know
>>211679961Josie isn't cute
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>posting on /ftl/ during S1
>posting on /ftl/ bant preseason 4
>>211679908Not gay at all it's my favorite thing to watch with my girlfriend. We've watched all of it and literally still couldn't remember Fred after seeing him on FT
>>211679957Spencer jerks it to furry and he seems ok
>>211679892HAHAHAHAHH
Dude 70% of the threads were just josie simps and letty simps calling each other Indians. There was some novelty at first but it quickly devolved into terrible waifu-faggotry (and it stayed that way till the end since goran decided to make those the final 2)
>>211679888>>211679932>pls clip stuff for us!!!wigger, we're not doing your work for you. If you care that much then you do it.
>>211679932>Guys! Let's all do homework so we can have the privilege of sending Uncle Sammy our cash to send annoying messages that earrape the viewer!No thanks faggot
>>211679976you sound bitter
now that the dust has settled, does Sam Hyde really post here?
>>211679989what gave it away?
>>211679976more like
>posting on /ftl/ during s1 week 1>posting on /ftl/ during s1 week 2 and beyond
>>211680012Not in /ftl/ no. goodnight anons
>>211679819https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/183704898/#q183704898
I FOUND IT
THE /ftl/ THREAD WHERE SIMMONS GETS KICKED OUT
>>211679888His ex is an absolute pig and this episode is like a humiliation ritual
>Describes him as Elijah Wood mixed with a homeless lady
>>211679979Yeah but don't pretend he'd be into stuff like
>>211679633
>>211679961Because I'm attracted to her, because I can't find a girl who has completely common interests with me or a girl at all for that matter, and I think we could have found some overlap.My girlfriend broke up with me in January and I hadn't seen her in person since July.
>>211679976I do not engage with the fishtank community when it's off-season, only the lowest quality posters stick around and wallow in their content drought
Freddy is what Alex thinks he is.
>>211680043We call them 'unemployed'
>>211680043
>>211680036it's called compromise. learn it or stay alone
going to go outside in a moment (it is a hot day) should i listen to this 2 hour sam hyde raw talk thing of nah
>>211680084no you should listen to the yeule album or long winded with gabby windey
>>211680020>jon confided in simmons that he got molested as a kid>then was lead to believe simmons was also a pervHoly shit there's layers to this I never heard of
>>211680052Well that's precisely what I am willing to do, which is why I'm mad, I don't need to have completely similar interests with a girl to like her or take an interest in the things that she likes.
>>211680020goddamn, how long did the baby challenge last again? feels like it was with early s1 throughout all of its biggest moments
I am jealous of that anon who got likes from letty summer and ck. smaack liked a comment I made on one of her posts and binx for whatever reason actually took the time to reply to my message and it wasnt just a thank you, but mizzy, taylor, trish, letty and summer all ignored me.
Damage report: How much have you spent on each season? I didn't bother with Bloodgames and Bitchtank.
>S1
~$3000
>S2
$981
>S3
~$1200
>S4
$230 so far
>>211680130you should kill yourself for caring about any of that
>>211680131$0 and have never visited the website
throw ur cash makes me laugh i just dash
this nigga Fred took a bubble bath in his boxers on national television
>>211679544I hope Ricepirate gets shot in the head though.
>>211680020You can tell this was before the gen alpha broccoli heads discovered Sam because you don't see "ermm actually the Marky stuff was made up by some triggered liberal and there's no proof"
I was in these threads but I can't tell which replies were mine, which is probably a good sign. Sometimes I'm paranoid someone will recognize my writing habits.
The Simmons thing was a big turning point in my distaste for Sam. I was indifferent to the Marky stuff for a while but this projection and bullying from Sam was fucking insane.
>>211680131please unexist yourself, thank you
>>211680152Fred is the epitome of raw dogging life
How is this season going so far? Every time I tune in, I lose interest fast. Watched seasons 1, 2, 2.5, and 3 religiously. This one has failed to grab me. And honestly, I'm happy because this show is a colossal waste of time, and they always fuck up anything good.
Putting Angie's head in a paint can shaker and running it for an hour.
>>211680131Chargeback time. It's the disrespect production season after all.
>>211680157Him and Shad were the biggest fags out of the entire Sleepycabin crew
>>211680190summoning shadi
>>211680097i love her so much it's such a shame i am 45 years old and she is as well (too old)
Watching Sam on Bradley Martin, better than anything that's happened post Jin getting kicked.
What are they going to do with Freddy long term now that he wants to press Sam and production, shit on Stickermule, and commits felonies on camera?
holy fuck guys this is actually pure cringe...
timestamp in pic related as well as where to watch. it's bad.
im just going to listen to the sam thing dont care what you nerds say tbf
>>211680152better than being seen buck ass naked on cable tv
during 2 days in the tank, Seth fucked sam in the ass and peaked higher than jin ever did
I feel like I'm the only person in the world that must have a clear notifications bar
>>211679681She's literally perfect
>>211680131I never watched live before because I didn't want to join the gay website and only watched clips/montages on youtube until now. I spent $70 in the first few days then found out sam and jet are pedos that were being fucked up evil rapist freaks on 4chan and now I'm not giving them anymore money, but I still liked the show before knowing this information, so I'm still watching. They are fucked up evil retards.
>>211679505Funniest part is how the reason he couldn't get his foor in the door at Adult Swim the first time with Hellbenders is that he an Chris went to the pitch meeting accidentally dressed as their cartoon versions, and acted like autistic spergs while they were waiting in the hallway with another guy being there, who turned out was part of the pitch meet.
Not the best first impression.
>>211680220was he just on 1 episode? idk how the show works never seen it
>>211680130I've talked to Ciara before. Oops, sorry Jet, I know you're sensitive about that stuff.
>>211680219would be funny if they had him escorted out in handcuffs by the police, you have to admit
>>211680182It's mid, but the dynamic between the fish is the most original of all the seasons so far. Shit got neutred when Jin got kicked off tho.
Reddit is having a mental breakdown over freddy lel
other than the quality of the skits themselves, what baffles me is how much better erick hayden is at being a villain. he actually makes it seem believable when he confronts the daddy doms. sam just soifaces at the camera and screams loudly.
>>211680027Pretty good bant shouldโve wrote for WP2
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is this archived anywhere?
or was there a youtube restream at the time that currently has vods published?
basically how can i watch this? or is it LOST MEDIA
>>211680263Jin all over again
>>211680236dont believe everything you read on 4chan anon
most of it is spread by a freak called channing (check her interview she is sams ex, posts about him 16 hours a day and is a schizo druggie, she also fakes text and dm screenshots) https://youtu.be/4Y9kFLIR718?t=392
>>211680220freddy was gooned on tv
>>211680239They accidentally wore the same colored shirts as their characters too
>and acted like autistic spergs while they were waiting in the hallway with another guy being thereZach was calling Chris a faggot during that lol
>>211680239image added to my MD5 block list. I cannot stand this faggots gay as fuck le epic so randum funny faces that he draws. it's not special or funny. every single 5-year-old draws shit like this. It's dogshit cringe.
>>211680263reddit loved jin and hates freddy
what does that tell you
>>211680263redd*t once again going to get the only contestant providing content to get kicked because Sam is a faggot.
>>211680247>Will you take my celibacy?Holy fuck this is weird
>>211680195Funny how many of the Newgrounds guys were total basket cases. Shad, the guy who became a cult leader, some murderer I think, etc.
Newgrounds was a great place where everyone could act like an edgy psycho lunatic all the time, but that was it's drawback, turns out some of them weren't acting. In the current-era normienet where you nowadays have to behave just like you're in meatspace, unhinged freaks (like for example Jimmy) can't help themselves and stick out like a sore thumb.
I still want the old wild west Internet back. 4chan is pretty much the last vestige of that.
freddy is 100% the type of nigga to slip a pill in a woman's drink but he's still content
>just watched the daddy dom sketch
>it was funny
Why did you guys lie to me?
>>211680289hmmm okay, based. I mean I would love to believe it's not real but when I found out about it I wasn't surprised that he would do something like that because he's like, fucked up an sheeit.
>>211679537The real question is... how do you know that?
>>211680236>>211680289>>211680306OK it's fucking started again at around 7pm local time and 4pm Mumbai time, same as last night
>>211679681It's creepy how fast she stops laughing when Freddy gets up.
>>211680298>image added to my MD5 block list. I cannot stand this faggots gay as fuck le epic so randum funny faces that he draws. it's not special or funny. every single 5-year-old draws shit like this. It's dogshit cringe.
>>211680210her life is completely different and youโre a loser
>>211679484it's crazy that a lot of fishtank fans are acting like extreme peace is in any way comparable to world peace.
>>211680359are you just working out that people post here at different times of day? are you here 24 hours?
>>211680375It makes sense though, both are unfunny dogshit shows.
>>211679484I haven't seen it yet, but to be fair a lot of jokes you don't get if you're not an American.
who won the college challenge last night?
>>211679512>>211679687People visiting altchans made them realize just how insanely out of date 4chan's software is. 4chan has more money behind it than any other western imageboard ever yet it still lacks basic features other imageboards have. That on top of the fact jannies have been shown time and time again to hate the users and culture of the site, people are burnt out, we're faggots for still using this site in all honesty, I wish we were on an altchan
>>211680398might want to have a nap sometimes mate
>>211680263Reddit loves DA WULEZ, HES BWEAKING DA WAW, ITS A FEWONY WE HAVE TO STAWPP
>>211680366it's funny because I was on newgrounds when i was 8-18 making the same kind of shit and was successful and it was extremely easy and i would make the exact same kind of shit with zero effort before this guy even found the site so i know first-hand how effortless and unimpressive it is. then I went to college and stopped doing this gay shit because I only did it for fun out of boredom. it's sad to see this guy doing it for life lol.
that lady from the nigger skit is the tim roth lady from toss it project right?
>>211680289Damage control mondonigger
>>211680263I checked and they like him. They're not really saying anything different than /ftl/ has been.
is this THE robert rodriguez?
>Got my season pass
>Just bought Extreme Peace
>Stocked up on tokens for the day's events
Life is good
>>211680131>S1$0
>S2$0
>S3$0
>S4$0
the bdsm/daddy skit was sams barely disguised fetish
if you know his past its even more creepier
>>211680421why do you get so mad whenever your interview is linked channing? does it hurt your schizo posts when people can hear what youre like?
>>211680020I was in there defending Simmons right away because I was taught reading comprehension as a child and immediately knew Simmons just fucked up the wording on saying follow the age of consent. I was called a pedophile, pedophile apologist, gooklover, etc so it's nice to see Simmons being innocent becoming the general opinion of Fishtank fans.
He's owed an apology btw
>>211680306Reddit HATED Jin before he got kicked. When Jin was still in the house the entire sub was basically a hate sub dedicated to Jin and how much of a pedo perv they think he is. Jin was easily the most hated contestant and they only changed their mind when they realized how much of a pussy Jet is
Sam is just bitter he is too old for Letty to date him. He was clearly infatuated with her.
>>211680408did you ever go on the mde board on 8ch? it was just shit
the milliondollarextreme reddit was actually pretty good back in the days (newfags that never went there will think this is a reddit post but iykyk)
for fast live stuff 4chan is still the best
How many episodes are out? I can only see one but I thought episode 2 released at the same time
So we cooling down on Freddy?
>angie had a laughing fit the moment sam entered the house
>angie is dead silent throughout the entire wp2 episode
what did she mean by this?
>>211680440>everyone I dont like is channing
>>211680408The fact that I have to convert every webp I find before I have to post is on 4chan makes me want to grift Hiroshima Nagasaki's Minecraft server, if you know what I mean.
Outside of this place full of cynics, what is the general consensus on Extreme Peace s1?
>>211680437getting those guys from an ad was kinda funny and letty was pretty good
didnt hate it it just wasnt laugh out loud funny
>>211680131probably a few hundred bucks but i've never paid the wiggers so im gucci
>>211680408Altchans piss me off, the userbases are always insular unfunny faggots and the admins think their unique designs add anything of value. I like 4chan because it's simple, clear, and the culture is always in flux. Plus I hate mods and jannies as much as they hate me and have to let them know as much as possible.
Angie simps might just be the most pathetic people on this board.
>>211680488The ones who grew up in broken homes and see Samuel as their father figure love it
>>211680491It went on too long is the problem and they knew it.
>>211680387No I'm in the southern hemisphere, so I have night and early-morning shift.
Last night "anti-pedo" crusading starting around this time, it included lots of reddit screenshots about how they liked Jin (trying to imply only redditors like Jin, not us based 4channers), posts complaining about Channing, posts saying Jet is actually cool
I went to sleep after ben and sam got angry at rachael
what else did I miss
>>211680442>I was taught reading comprehension as a child and immediately knew Simmons just fucked up the wording on saying follow the age of consentyou dont understand what happened at all anon
it was never about his shitty amazon book copy pasted from youtube videos
we just wanted to witch hunt the asian guy for fun
you havent worked this out yet?
>>211680413And now he has a successful, critically acclaimed TV show, and you're a nobody on 4chan all mad and bitter.
Sure showed him.
>>211680442I supported Simmons but still hoped some Discord schizo cheered on by the retard Frank Hassle would kill him once he left the house and headed to the bus stop.
>>211680474fishtank fans are not MDE fans
>>211680488Dissapointing at best, Sam's officially washed at worst.
>>211680452this isnt true stop trying to rewrite history
jin is reddit the human
Daniel has the lowest amount of Candy by a long shot. Does production bite the bullet and eliminate him or are they gonna rig it to kick out someone who's even more nontent
>>211680521I can confirm im a fishtank fan and never gave a shit about MDE
guys should i go on fishtank for season 5 or is a bad idea?
i have autism and im a neet
>>211680513not much
some people might get poopy today
>>211680551Are you a fun autist like Jon or just a depressing retard?
>>211680488Every skit overstayed it's welcome even if you only watch the trailer. The dating show skit had some potential and intrigued me but ultimately fruited nothing and overstayed. Not a single laugh from me.
>>211680512jin is for pedo redditors and channing is a schizo so the screenshots are correct
>>211680544They'll kick him. If they cared, they wouldn't have made a challenge that's too obtuse to rig. Remember, they run fair competitions.
>>211680131zero, watched it on ppv and that one private yt stream (S3), I'd pay if some money went to the fish but with the overall production not giving a fuck about the cast and the state of the show, compared to the amount of cash they are making and the prices of fishtoys it's a one big racket designed to milk the craziest paypigs, honestly I appreciate the hustle
>>211680532no one believes you
>>211680532>yuropoor shitposting happy hour has arrivedwrong, niggerbreath. reddit, kf, twitter were all witchhunting jin before the kick, but everyone even in /ftl/ went awfully silent after he revealed that production encouraged him to be a pervert.
>>211680516That's not what happened at all, though. It was a moral panic witch-hunt and Sam genuinely believed that Amazon published a how-to guide on how to groom campers at a summer camp for children. You can try to retroactively claim it was all a bit, but I watched it live. I was in the threads when the book was discovered and I saw how people reacted to it. Don't try to gaslight over it.
>>211680520I mean that's fair. Simmons IS a weirdo, but he's not a pedophile and it's a shame he was labeled that and kicked off the show. He could have been a big-time lolcow if he was allowed to stay longer.
>>211680567well you wouldnt because you are a pedo that self inserts as jin so that makes sense
>>211680426yea no way thats him lol
So is Extreme Peace MDE's The AVGN Movie or more like MDE's American Mr. Bean movie?
Or is it more like Star Trek: The Motion Picture? Son of Mask perhaps?
>>2116804794chan has supported mp4 for a while now.
yo do you like the funny sam picture i made?
its blowing up on reddit
>>211680582kiwitroons love jin this is established lore
>>211680585>calling others pedosyeah, you're def a faggot redditor that actually believed Jin was a pedo.
>>211679534The same reason all men wear the beanie. The norwood reaper is cruel and indifferent.
>>211680602Good thing I didn't mention mp4 anywhere and was talking about webp.
>>211680532Sort the reddit by time and scroll to before Jin was kicked. You can find 50 consecutive Jin hate posts with not a single positive comment towards him.
>>211680602webp is for images webm is for videos so mp4 being an alternative for webm doesnt help with webp
>>211680544Angie said he got most of her candy.
>>211680532Not that Anon and just go to the sub search Jin and sort by new. Opinion instantly changes from one page to the next.
>>211680625Seth got most of it. Danny boy was too busy wrestling her.
>>211680614reddit loves jin though why are you lying to yourself
jin, reddit, kiwifarms, the 3 pillars of pedophilia
Why did /ftl/ betray Jimmy and turn on him?
>>211680306>>211680532>>211680608t. lusterdiamond, the archetypal fredophile
>>211680605Any hungries ITT?
Will Sam turn into Mรฉzga Gรฉza by age 45?
>>211680565Same.
Season 1 was a disaster of mismanagement, but had potential. I was genuinely considering it.
Season 2 starts and it looks better organised, a real show, I had my wallet ready but I knew how scammy Sam was and wanted to wait a week to see if it was really deserving of money. Well it fucking imploded within a week, didn't it.
>>211680634They all hated him before he was kicked. Not my fault I don't hang out there all the time like you faggot.
>>211680628so reddit loves jin now but you can find some old post with 2 updoots that was against him got it thanks for clarifying
>>211680635he's obese, ugly, and stupid
>>211680608>reading comprehensionYou posted ONE screenshot that was made AFTER he got kicked. We're telling you that the consensus on Jin changed AFTER he got kicked.
>>211680635this is the exact moment i began to hate jimmy
>>211680641Kek, I have to remind myself that there's like one or two people who still foam at the mouth about Jin, and one of them is a Jimmyfag. Thanks for the sanity check.
>This contestant is reddit!
>Noooo they're 4chan!
>Nooo my favorite contestant belongs to the cool website!!
I hope none of you making these arguments are older than 20 cause goddamn that's embarrassing
>>211680653You're going to do this every day aren't you
>>211680653>look at all these buried posts with no upvotes they love Jin over there!
>>211680204Sam handled himself fine here consider he was being constantly interrupted by that CTE retard
>>211680651so they do love jin now is what youre saying? now all the information is there about him being a pedo? you are literally r*ddit
>>211680641>watching fishtank with your girlfriendThe mere thought almost gave me a heart attack. What the fuck is wrong with people? Have the concept of hiding your power level simply disappeared?
>>211680676I write like this.
Huh? Why is there a guy under the table? Why didn't they attempt to make sense at all? They thought they could just record themselves yelling and saying random shit and we'd like it?
>>211680684Show us your account, anon.
>>211680670are you new to these threads? there have been dozens of screenshots from reddit and kiwifarms loving jin
>>211680519that's not the point. not trying to have further discussion about it beyond this post, but I'm saying that it's shit that you and every other middle schooler, as young as 3rd grade, can do easily. I knew tons of other little kids online that did the same shit. we were all little kids doing the same exact shit just for fun and $0. he got successful doing kiddy talentless effortless shit that anyone can do and I have no respect for. good for him. I grew up doing this in my formative years so I'll never forget how to animate and I know that anything I made as an adult now would be better just because I have more patience. I'm not actually a nobody and I did get rich. point is I don't respect it and it's not impressive. just saying he's doing something that any little kid can do and does do. I guess that's good inspiration for kids to show them that you can be successful doing the same dogshit that they're doing now. Kind of like undertale getting successful because the art is dogshit and little kids can make their own fanart in mspaint in 2 seconds and it looks like it's from the actual game so they like it better. but really the reason why he relies on the funny faces and shitty art is because it's soooooooo so so so fucking easy to do and takes like 2 seconds and it never misses because little kids automatically laugh at the faces. It's different when it's actual kids making the cartoons themselves, but he's an adult still doing the same shit because it's easy and I just simply don't respect it. It's not hard and it got old when I was like 12. It's like Nintendo exploiting toddlers who don't know any better with shitty low-effort games. That's all I want to say about it, not going to keep seething.
>>211680678reddit detected, i'm 32 btw
>>211680684so you do actually believe he's a pedo? lol retard
>>211680709>i'm 32 btwThat's sad.
>>211680705>some platinum mad bitter incel wall of text rambling
on the one hand, the jin discussion is just the same 3 schizos screeching at each other over shit everybody else has already moved on from. on the other hand, it stops those schizos from spamming scott and claire so ultimate /ftl/ is improved
I actively dislike Sam as a person even I find some of stuff funny but I unironically feel bad for him seeing the lukewarm reception especially from the fish
>>211680678im 38 and reddit is mad cringe yo
>>211680732I love Claire though
>>21168067852 actually, get fucked kiddo.
>>211680731kek I remember that image from when I was a little kid making the same cartoons as him for fun
>>211680408all the altchans were worse functionally
more than half didn't even have thread watchers so your post just disappears into the ether
>>211680731>removing the word "nigga" from this 25 year old memedisgusting
>>211680747Explain, in detail, everything you did wrong in life to end up in this situation so that I may avoid your mistakes.
>>211680759He's a sick pervert
>>211680748And the trauma of him making it while you're still a jealous loser still defines your entire life it seems.
>another day with jin=reddit shill posting
>during prime delhi hours
bros, they are so mindbroken
remember who they are, they are indian and this time, they dont like "perv" Jin
dont give them (you)s
>>211680765not at all, I just saw that gay cringe and decided to explain why it's shit.
alright guys, lets get back on topic posting pics of ellie
>>211680735It's the final nail in the coffin that was his career. I remember how much hope and optimisim there was back in '23 with fishtank being a success and Sam getting the "team" back together to shoot world peace 2. Sam is washed up and fishtank gets more stale with every season.
>>211680734>duud random poetic kinetic typography assembled with adobe after effects so kino woooow it's le heckin art dude...
>>211680678It's just a fact that Jin was despised by moralfagging failed normie freaks like pic rel
>>211680641 That's "reddit", I don't care what site it's on.
>>211680732its a win because it keeps the conversation focus on just how pathetic jet is.
hiding in the bathroom? really?
and he's supposed to run an "edgy hellhouse psychological torture" show?
give me a break.
>>211680685Brian watched fishtank with his gf I assume more people do
>>211680760I basically did everything you're doing right now. You're fucked and you don't even know it.
>this is the audience that sam has cultivated
was it worth it
>>211680783Yeah, a whole bitter wall of text spergout on how you're absolutely not jealous.
>>211680820Silence, boomer. I'm built different.
>>211680776Here's his reddit if you want to check his post history. Same disjointed ESL typing habits and same fixation on Jin. I wish he'd go back.
>>211680819There's nothing wrong with that sentence
>>211680817i also watch it with my girlfriend and we send updates to each other when noteworthy stuff happens
Anybody got a gofile for Extreme Peace?
>>211680822It was inevitable. You can't gatekeep being "smart but lazy"
>>211680829it just made me think of something. yeah i got triggered because it was so cringe. that's all. I don't really care if you like to watch shit for little kids.
>>211680847the comprehension level is ESL (which ironically also applies to your post)
I'm from the future
>Seth wins season 4 and is one of the most popular fish of all time
>Freddy gets medically evacuated after he has a seizure from alcohol withdrawal
>Ellie shows her feet for immunity
>Angelina has nudes leaked
>Daniel marky posts on his way out
>Rachel never leaves and technically gets 2nd place, acts the same the entire time
>EDP445 freeloader
>ElPressador freeloader
>there is no twist
>>211680837Literally, out of microplastics and estrogen.
>>211680822I redpill-faced with my funko pops and Nick Fuentes branded prostate massager to that comment
>>211680840You need to do anything else with your time and energy because this is just dumb.
>>211680020>there are people who complained about Simmons being booted and how there is no evidenceThe more things change, the more they stay the same.
>>211680867Idk I think the problem exists in your own head
Last night I realized that one thing I like about this season is that all of the fish are pretty much on the same ground popularity wise so there's much less chance of rigging happening. Like yeah Drench has been #1 for days but she also isnt so popular they'd rig things to save her.
>>211680870>52 year old thinks he somehow avoided the same environmental pollution Ok boomer
>>211680884To see these two go to town on each other.
>>211680899wish i had a relationship like this unironically
If Dan's head fused into his body he'd look like this
>>211680866>absolutely fuming
>got so much anger in me
>got no bitch to take it out
>think im stuck in the fishtank
>where the fuck is my angie?
>yes im a cuck I like when freddy fucks on my bitch
>>211680801He had to know though, right? I know he surrounds himself with yes men and when someone like Charls doesnt kiss his ass he just buys their friendship, but he is an artist guy at heart, all the artist types are insecure about their craft. WP wasn't really that funny, but it I do think it was great and felt fresh, like it had something to say. Episode 1 was just bad. I did chuckle a couple times but I don't get the point they were trying to make.
>>211680907I find it funny that you'd actually belive a 52 year old posts here.
>>211680923Honestly he's not cool enough to beat women.
>>211680734wait until that fucking ending
Did anything happen last night after they took down the youtube stream?
>>211680923zamn bubby looks like that??
>>211680907They had different pollutants fucking up their bodies. Boomers all have brain damage from how much lead they were exposed to back then.
>>211680801their only hope now is that some e-celeb watches the show and they leech off their audience. it's looking pretty grim.
>>211680905I kind of like that though. I can see all of them either crashing out and leaving tomorrow or pulling through and taking the whole thing. Except for maybe Angelina, only way she's leaving is if there's a fair challenge that she happens to lose.
>>211680939seth tried to wake rachel up because she wasn't using her breathing machine, she stayed passed out even as he yelled at her, then seth looked at the camera and said "don't do xanax"
>>211680939Freddy stole pills from Rachel and spiked every perishable item he could with laxatives.
>>211680020just an fyi there is ai generated cp in that link
>>211680918This is the sort of thing drug addict, peaked in highschool, face tattoo, double digit IQ people post on facebook and they generally have a pretty hot retarded and mentally ill female equivalent girlfriend.
all the youtube comments on extreme peace are positive even sorting by new
the /ftl/ audience is just out of touch
>>211680966>spiked every perishable item he could with laxatives.Did the wiggers interfere or are they going to let ti be shit-tank?
>>211680993Guys... are we coddled nontent?
>>211680918"Bad bitches" will ruin your life, see Sam's stories about his 11/10 who was an unhinged nutjob (kiwitroons probably know her name).
If you want the good crazy, get a Ms. Frizzle gf.
>>211680922I saw it, got triggered, and explained why I don't respect it. yes you are right, seeing that dogshit does piss me off and I hate it. it's not hatred out of jealousy though, it's because I just hate it. I have nothing to be jealous of because I know I already did the same shit and it was successful back then. I still make tons of things that are successful. but really no one gives a fuck but I just wanted to explain why I sperged out over the pic.
I HEREBY SHALL NOT MAKE ANOTHER POST ABOUT THIS OFF TOPIC SHIT
>>211681006we always were...
FREDDIE TOOK THE VIRGINITY OF HIS 15 YEAR OLD GIRLFRIEND WHEN HE WAS 18
S02E08 - 19:50
ITS LITERALLY OVER FOR HIM AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>211680939freddy and ang laced all the shit in the fridge with laxatives and "pranked" seth by making him chug a bottle of water that had like 12 lax pills crushed up. mints had to go upstairs to tell seth to throw it up
Sluts
md5: 9b15b89a329e10ded7d5f64b541ce997
๐
Can Mints please just go topless and do the truffle shuffle? We need this.
>>211680947Sam is clearly trying to pivot into an ironic and unfunnier right wing version of Adam Friedland with his shitty youtube show.
>>211681008no one ruined sam hyde's life worse than marky thompson, who he sodomized when she was 16 years old
>>211680993Nah the broccoli heads have consumed slop their whole life and don't realize how stale this all is yet
why is their camera like this?
>>211681011>I have nothing to be jealous of because I know I already did the same shit and it was successful back then.Oh yeah? Where did it air for how many seasons?
it was cringe when they did it to simmons, it was cringe when they did it to brandon, and it's cringe that they did it to jin.
>>211681013>18/15I dunno, doesn't really seem to warrant moral outrage.
>>211680998hopefully the latter
There's still a ton of women watching Fishtank. Like almost 50/50
Do with this information what you will
>>211681008She was a 5/10 who looked like a fucking dog
Sam's a fucking liar and disgrace to his father
>>211681013There's way too many faggots in these threads, (You) being a prime example
>>211681023cum town? that shit is for fags that thought TRS was too offensive
jet is blocking all new tts about wrench's brother and her camshows, coddletank is in full effect. it's grim
>>211681013why people pearl clutch so much about who teenage whores spread their legs for?
>>211681055nah, the adam friedland show
>>211681022Jet, make Mints wear high heels and booty shorts please.
>That one single guy who was blatantly shilling Extreme Peace in the threads yesterday
>There's one single Extreme Peace thread in the catalog and its been up for 10 hours without hitting the image limit
Grim lmao
>>211680993no they're fucking not
just from the past hour:
2 minutes ago
>idk man kinda not funny5 minutes ago
>This cut doesn't do episode 1 justice8 minutes ago
>This is horrible. There's endless amount of funny shit from Sam and Nick, but this ain't it.10 minutes ago
>I liked the bullying segments in the past, but this one felt forced.16 minutes ago
>I like Sam Hyde's comedy, it's random and provocative and unique... and I don't think the tone it creates works with the high production standard of this. 17 minutes ago
>The graphics are cool, but everything else was just not funny or entertaining.32 minutes ago
>I only liked the first skit. Rest sucked.35 minutes ago
>Just seems like people being really mean to each other in an attempt to โbe funnyโ but itโs just kind of being a dick.43 minutes ago
>Incredibly stupid.46 minutes ago
>I haven't felt this hollow and let down since the Netflix reboot of Trailer Park Boys55 minutes ago
>I hope the other episodes are better.58 minutes ago
>This is hard to watch man lol.58 minutes ago
>This is reminiscent of the dinner in america show. Too much elder abuse, which isnt pulled off funny
>>211681072That time Sam Hyde
Raped Marky Thompson and
Sodomized her when she was 16 years old
>>211681008Ms Frizzle is batshit insane.
>>211681065this is the only thing that can save S4 at this point
Does Drench know about her brother trying to burn down his cell and attacking a prison officer with a metal bar yet?
>>211681079kek he was really trying to get people to migrate to that thread too. i wonder if he gets paid for every reply or if he's just "ironically" shilling.
>>211681093And a redhead to boot she's wonderful
>>211681099production is blocking any tts trying to tell her about it. she's coddled
>Kissing Stephanie made me feel like I was fi- EIGHTteen again
YIKES.
>>211681090>The graphics are cool, but everything else was just not funny or entertaining. Sam's entire career summed up.
>>211681120Moustache only is such a glowup for him its crazy
>>211681118no bro you dont get it. you really need a slow burn to prepare them for the hell house. cameras off and pizza party tonight btw
>>211681118If it's something she specifically mentioned before the show they should block I kind of get it.
If they decided on their own to refund those TTSs the wiggers are faggots.
>>211680020I bookmarked people's first impressions of the season 2 cast when it leaked, fun to look back on.
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/193318301/#193318373
>>211681120Fred gets more based the more I learn about him
>>211681129I honestly think it's the alcohol/coke bloat he had before fishtank, he looks bloated in his music videos too.
If I do coke every day of my life am I an addict? What the long term ramifications of coke abuse? Asking for a friend btw
>>211681157im sure he strill drinks lol he prolly lost weight
Holy fuck I actually kinda feel bad for him now. This evil bitch invited him over to "break her celibacy" and SHE FUCKING BLUE BALLED HIM!
He tried asking her why she passed out so quick and didn't actually fuck and she said "she wasn't ready"
fucking skank, I see the truth now fredmeister.
>>211681164You're gonna get all new sinuses
>>211681093Yeah, guaranteed her pussy will almost rip your dick off with its grip until you're shriveled up like a raising from all the water you lost cooming in her.
>>211681118tts came through about her brother yesterday and she was upfront and told the fish about it. she didn't give much of a reaction but its obvious she's bothered by it
imagine sneaking into Ellie's house and seeing this
>>211680944Think for a second, dummy. If I'm younger than him, there is no point in my life he hasn't been alive at the same time as me. Therefore, anything I've been exposed to he has also been exposed to.
So if my body has microplastics in it, so does his.
>>211681164>am I an addict?That depends on how you would feel if I told you that you weren't allowed to use coke for the next 6 months.
Does Mints like foreplay or does he prefer you just taking charge and immediately sticking it in?
>>211681164you're gonna lose the middle bit of your nose
>>211681164>long term ramifications of coke abuseExtremely bad for ur heart and cardiovascular system. Probably the single worst thing you can do to your heart aside from injecting pure potassium into your veins. Even worse when combined with alcohol. You'll die in your early 30s. It's one of the most harmful drugs and it's not even fun. Try adderall instead bro. It's probably not as bad.
>>211681144Seeing Cole walk in and start looking around the house was a trip. I didn't expect him to turn out the way he did.
hook a white man up with an extreme peace download link Please Nigga
>>211681231Kicking Cole was such a big mistake
>>211681118jet is a massive faggot, what's new
>>211679364no way that nose is real. she had a nose job
>>211681212thats d-wrench, they moved the beds around with the party task
I am the first to doompost when the wiggers fuck up which they do constantly to be fair, but I dont get why the schizos are always obsessively trying to find dirt on the fish to #cancel them or get them kicked. Why do they care so much?
>>211681042Of those, Brandon is the only one that did something wrong. He's not a pedophile, but drag is something children should have zero involvement in.
i tried watching extreme peace again and it's a little bit better when you understand the premises of the sketches and what's supposed to be happening, still pretty bad though
>>211681164Yes and you are fucking up your heart and probably other organs as well
>>211681090so you went through the comments and found 10 that werent completely sucking his dick
did you just overlook the 99% sucking his sick or did you think i meant literally 100% when i didnt even say that?
/ftl/ is an extremely low iq thread
>>211681263Content and dramafarm industry rely on a steady drip of controversy
It's a zoomer thing
>Lol....it's like I'm watching ADHD in sketch form....
Adulthood is realizing WP was always overrated dogshit for teenagers
>>211681263Because it's funny to laugh at people's past mistakes, next question.
>>211679890yes sam, the point is that the bit isnt funny.
I watch fishtank constantly and I have to tell you guys it sucks.
>>211681251my man. the white race lives on. thank you.
>>211681072cumtown was a rip off of a popular rightwing podcast but ofc it wasnt run by jews so couldnt be allowed in the mainstream
>>211681260Hmm makes sense why her ass suddenly looked so big.
>>211681283I dunno, I went straight to the comments too and I noticed more people shitting on it than I expected.
>>211681271the editing is bad and I also think they should at least mix things up a bit. have one skit where you make fun of craiglist actors, have one "serious" skit that's trying to say something, have one silly skit.
>nfl skitmake craiglist actors look stupid
>daddy dommake craiglist actors look stupid
>vicodin skitI don't get the point but at least the lady was a decent actress
>>211681263it's a handful of BPD discord troons spamming concert trolling. notice how you see so much on it here because its anonymous. on twitter or reddit you don't see it becasue then you'd realize its the same guy
>>211681283it was not 99%, it was more like half
Bros I forgot to save the pic of Ellie's arches when she is sit in bed and the socks touch the ground...I'm very depressed
Somebody post it please :'(
Freddy, Angie and Daniel should be the final 3.
>>211681320its literally channing and her boyfriend schizo posting about sam 16 hours a day
>>211680283I believe there were uploads of it on archive.org. The cameras stopped working during one of the challenges (forgot which one) so it wasnt recorded at all.
>clip from their site
>quality is dogshit
hate wiggers with pure passion
>>211681289We all make mistakes though, and people that sign up for fishtank have to be flawed people. No one with a good job and a partner they love is going to sign up for this. For me what's good about it is knowing they're all pathetic and yet finding reasons to support them and like them as people. But I guess it's the eternal fight between love and life and hate and death.
will freddy get kicked for the lax stunt? i hope to god daniel drinks the spiked milk before they replace everything in the fridge
>>211681351When was this?
>>211681337Here you go, bro. Reply to this post with a sexy Ellie or I'll do something fucking drastic.
The truth is that Sam, Nick, and Charls are not funny in the way that professional comedians are, they're normal guy funny. Like the guy you know who always makes you chuckle a few times when you hang out.
>>211680705lmao, this is insane cope
>>2116813382 days ago maybe. now angie and danny are mad at each other and it seems like angie betrayed the fredster. no fun if everyone hates each other.
>>211679932is he in every episode of the season, or just certain ones?
>>211681371I'm going to kill myself if she doesn't show them.
>>211681335i counted and it was literally 99% positive
>>211680705Undertale is genuinely a masterpiece
>>211681351those retards set the clip quality as low as possible because they couldn't afford the storage, they already wiped most of older clips + imposed a clip limit per user. shit sucks
>>211681371Love you bro, thanx
production didn't tell me
I think Sam wanted to hate Freddy, like a little nerd faggot, but can't help liking him.
Not sure how he feels about Oyvey. He probably respects his insightful 'tism. He probably hates Dan's guts though.
>>211681360>For me what's good about it is knowing they're all pathetic and yet finding reasons to support them and like themyou're watching the wrong show, just watch a disney movie or something, this is the Sam hyde scatpuke heil hitler show.
>>211681374my real cope is that I've seen shit I made as a kid posted on this site randomly til this day so I know I'm right
>>211681367bedroom 3 18/06 7.55pm
>>211681395Freddy is this season's Alex B but Freddy seems more genuine.
>>211681258nahh it doesn't look unnatural or bogged and it fits her facial profile, see here
>>211681337if anything i was wondering if she has an upper lip filler
>>211681395Guys like Freddy are awesome to have as a drinking buddy on weekends, but they're draining if you hang out every day.
Sam is probably going to get tired of him if he shows up every day.
>>211681395yeah i wish he made it clear who he likes and who he hates so i could have the same opinion. i currently support daniel because jimmy does it too, but if sam hates him i would just stick to ellie because she hasnt hit the wall yet and shes based and redpilled
>>211681405also works as director
A lot of anons say Ellie simps are pathetic, but look at it from my prospective: if you're not here for Ellie, what the fuck are you watching this shit for?
>>211681411Freddy is everything Alex B thinks he is.
>>211681389I played it and it was really bad
>>211681430good bait, actually made me angry.
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>>211681394they didn't tell you?
>>211681423one day he's gonna show up in one of his shitty moods while fred is drunk, THEN we'll see whats up
>>211681387i posted 13 negative comments, if it's 99% positive that means there were 1300 comments within that hour, which there weren't
the response has been very negative on every website, even the "positive" comments on the youtube video are mostly about the "graphics" and "production value," or just old tired memes, or people saying they can't believe world peace is back, which is saying nothing about this season itself
>>211680131$0
I told people how to do charge backs in S2
I have never used their site
I watch unlisted youtube playlists or PPV
>>211681381Episodes with timestamps:
>S02E07 - 19:20>S02E08 - 24:05>S02E09 - 19:00
>>211681430>i would just stick to ellie because she hasnt hit the wall yet and shes based and redpilledsame but unironically
>>211679484The extreme peace preview was giga mid, almost funny
>>211679634Well it ainโt funny. Theyโre so deep in their own circlejerk that nothing they make could actually be relevant. Def not a Sam Hyde hater here but they donโt have a concept for MDE 2y. Nick, Sam, Charls can all be funny on their own and still are. Fishtank is really innovative and so is some of the production theyโve shown for MDE2, but theyโre too old. Theyโre not relevant enough anymore to make that kind of show
>>211681457>one day he's gonna show up in one of his shitty moods>EP bombed it might happen sooner than you think
Watching Ep 1 of MDE WP compared to Ep 1 of Extreme Peace is night and day. WP is actually funny compared to EP because it was probably reigned in by AS production. lol
>>211681395>Little nerd faggotSam
>Theater kid>Rich parents>Doesn't know how to fish>Does TRT and boxes because he's insecureFreddy
>Plays in a rock and roll band>Effortlessly charismatic and funny>Gives zero shits and is openly liberal even though he's in hostile territory>the entire house loves himwhich one is the nerd?
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and i watch for free on a paid PPV site so don't even give them a +1 view or ad money.
>>211680907Older people are definetly better off health wise than zoomers and the following generations. Young people who are extremely health conscious and only eat organic food still feel like shit and have a lower quality of life than gen x did at their age. The degenration and defects caused by the modern toxic envoirment pile up and are transferred to the next generation.
Steinful broke up with Letty to be with Josie
>>211681454thanks baby bro
>>211681389Undertale also has a character that just makes funny faces because we all know that it just automatically makes little kids laugh. it's like peekaboo for babies.
>>211681505is this yet another example of us shitposting something into reality or was there actually evidence they were dating before the memes?
>>211681493the first sketch with charls in the gym was dogshit too
both seasons of world peace are among the worst things MDE has done
>>211680705>I could've been a millionaire whos job it is to draw pictures for 10 hours a week>I just didn't want to>Now let me empathize how little I understand art and how to appeal to peopleLMFAO
>>211681494He's calling Sam the nerd
>>211679697I actually liked the ending. Yes it was boring but youโre not supposed to watch 24/7. itโs kinda like meta commentary on the whole reality tv big brother type of show.
>you want to watch people 24/7?>okay this is what people would actually do>sit in a car and be boring
>most interesting thing he did was get poisoned
>production had to immediately find him and make him vomit before it kicks in
We hate content
does seth vibe with anyone in the house? like ellie?
>>211681521Funny faces is the highest form of comedy, check the mask box office, jim carrey's networth.
funny faces still make majority of adult Americans lose it in laughter.
>>211681540When did that happen? How did he poison himself?
>>211681246Jet knows it too but he's rationalized it as Cole being the unreasonable one
>>211681493i think it's more the other guys probably reigned in Sam. Extreme Peace seems like Sam making what he thinks World Peace was, and he hired Nick and Eric to play the roles of Nick and Eric.
>>211681538I loved the rv arc. shame about the constant technical issues, but I hope they do something similar again. I had a shitty idea for a challenge, a small roadtrip, like 3 days. each fish gets paired up with a production member or a plant and they get in a car, they have to reach a destination but only have traditional maps. make it a mix of fishtank and the classic top gear challenges where they each bought a shitty car and had to compete. takes too much effort and maybe its not even legal but I think it would be good.
>>211681556yeah because it's just something that automatically makes people laugh which is my point. it's just automatic and effortless.
Iran just attacked us with cluster munitions wtf when is Trump doing sth???????
>>211681561freddy stole xanax then also spiked all the food/drink in the house with laxatives. Seth downed a drink with 20*ish crushed tablets in
>>211681554he's just there. a boring production plant whose only purpose is to make the people saying "its not good to lose a fish 3 days in!" shut up.
>>211681577>josie openly getting dicked down while bombs are raining down on youprayers for israel bro
>Drench still leading in stox
These numbers have to be fake, right?
>>211681575>I loved the rv arcI cant believe people watched that shit
>>211681532Not him but I had a few pretty huge (million+ follower range) meme pages running off pure OC around 2012-2015. I'm not sure how much you can make off meme pages but I wouldn't have enjoyed that work anyway. Even if I pivoted into a different kind of creative work I wouldn't enjoy it. It seems depressing.
Seth is blatantly one of those zoomers who used to send Sam $50 to ask for life advice.
>>211681607Wiggers have access to the backend. Previous seasons it was more obvious when they'd just shift endorsements en masse but now stoix let's them manipulate viewer perception.
Also it's funny Jet kept trying to get the fish to talk about stoix during their interviews yesterday and none of them cared
>>211681577We are officially in the cold war 2 aren't we? I dont think it'll escalate into a ww3 but still
>>211681664>cold war>missiles actually being lobbed all over the place
Sam's life would be better if he just paid back his father, made amends with him, and stopped eating like shit
>>211681556Yeah but Jim Carrey is actually funny. The "funny faces, extra loud, break things, funny voice" humor becomes so cringe and tryhard when you smash it together with "actually this is intelligent funny face humor, you need to have a high IQ and have read hundreds of pages of evola and understand the faustian spirit before you can understand these super cryptic and mysterious ironic funny faces that are beyond your comprehension"
>>211681619Normal jobs are depressing
Fucking around on your computer and making money isn't
>>211679579Yon clearly never edited anything in your entire life
>>211681640he's just a guy. he shouldn't be on the show, that's why they didn't pick him in the first place. another brian.
jin was funny because he was an /ftl/ guy, like cole. he just had fun being a perv, wasn't there to become part of the wigger crew. in fact he knows they suck, but jet's ego is too fragile for that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_1guqa5EsQ
have you listened to this today?
>>211681687he doesn't have time for that, he's a busy man which is why he injects himself with tren.
>>211681679That happened in the cold war too
>>211681664calladoody brain
>>211680408Altchans had powertrip mods/board owners, users everything lol. Fuck that.
>>211681619yes it seems like it would be depressing doing something you have no respect for yourself. if you don't understand how easy it is you just don't get it. really I'm not going to sperg out over it again when I see it because it's pointless. I actually don't care anymore because it's just a funny face and that's just what he does.
>>211681691yeah I know. I'm rich from doing the same shit. and I know the low effort shit makes tons of money too. I just sperged out and called it out for some reason. not gonna do it again though.
>>211681013I did the same except we met in hs and my state has something called a "Romeo and Juliet Law" meaning age of consent doesn't legally apply if we both met in school. She was hot btw it was awesome.
>>211681697he said they messaged him and told him he had to be ready to leave within an hour. They were desperate and just got whoever they could find who could get there fast.
>>211681691I'm not a structured and self motivated person. If I work independently i do it in bursts and it's hard to do it when I dont feel like working.
I like a good job where I'm paid well and I'm not getting overworked or disrespected. It's really nice. You have a stable income, know exactly how much you're getting and when, and don't have to worry about a thing.
Meanwhile Sam is running around like a headless chicken begging AsmonGold, Nick Fuentes and Joe Rogan for attention.
daniel is the weakest male fish. all he does is follow angelica around 24/7 or sit around waiting for tts like hes watching the show instead of being on it. now that angelica turned on him he's gonna get even worse sitting in front of cam for hours waiting for the audience to say something
>>211680437It wouldโve been much better if it was cut down like 40%. There was way too much Sam.
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60 (because I forgot to cancel automatic renewal)
>>211681538>it was bad on purpose No it wasnโt and if it was it would still be gay.
>>211681696Because its a waste of time, its a dime a dozen skill. What, is it your profession?