Thread 211926863

>>211926863 (OP)
It’s really not that big of a deal.

if they didnt want you dipping your sushi in sauce, why would they give you little dipping bowls at your table

>>211926863 (OP)
That's it. I'm sick of all this "weeb egg" bullshit that's going on in the kitchen system right now. Tamagos deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.
I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Tamago in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even impress slabs of solid guido with my tamago.
Japanese chefs spend years working on a single tamago and heat it up to a million times to produce the finest food known to mankind.
Tamago are thrice as tasty as European eggs and thrice as delectable for that matter too. Any dish an egg can be added to, a tamago can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a tamago could easily feed a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical dish.

Ever wonder why medieval chefs never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined masters and their tamagos of deliciousness. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the takagos first because their flavour was envied and respected.
So what am I saying? tamagos are simply the best food that the world has ever seen and deserve sacred treatment in a restaurant.

a succulent chinese meal?

>>211926863 (OP)
>The filet mignon is already precisely seasoned. It doesn't need a bbq sauce bath.

Westoids do the same thing but with steak.

>>211926863 (OP)
you don't put ketchup on the dog

>>211927370
Nobody has steak either at home or in restaurants with heaps of sauce. Depending on which restaurant they may have a mushroom sauce option but most people don't do this

>>211927505
>Nobody has steak either at home or in restaurants with heaps of sauce. Depending on which restaurant they may have a mushroom sauce option but most people don't do this
Au Poivre is the best way to eat a steak

I had a friend bitch me out for asking for A1 at outback steakhouse.

>>211927008
unironically what is the answer to this
i buy the vegan sushi from Aldi and it comes with a bunch of stuff like horseradish and i don't use it because I am scared of this man

>>211927496
I do although I can live without it if I have mustard and lately I really like putting chili sauce on it. The worst opinion I've ever seen on this site was someone trying to call ketchup a children's condiment or something and that no adult should use it because it has sugar in it. I can't even fathom the retardation of such a comment

Dip a nigiri in onions sauce. Dip two.

>>211926863 (OP)
Uh oh

>>211927008
It's a test for stupid gaijin

>>211927941
FUCKED UP THE ASS

I don't care if someone is swishing their sushi around in ketchup, and washing it down with mountain dew. If someone is just eating and minding their own business, that's what you should be doing as well.

>>211927108
Where is the simpsons general anon

>>211926863 (OP)
Every day I think about a Mumford and Sons motherfucker doing this to Bourdain when he's just putting some creamer in his coffee.

>>211928578
>Mumford and Son motherfucker
The black version of this person is Sanford and Son

If you go to Japan they slather everything in ketchup.

>>211928714
yeah and they put mayo and corn on pizza. maybe japanese chefs have shit taste

>>211927505
>Nobody has steak either at home or in restaurants with heaps of sauce.
You're proving his point. If steak snobs saw someone drowning their steak in A1 they'd lose it
>>211927764
It's true, grow up biatch

>>211928417
Low T post. That's not how you make it on Wall Street

>>211929280
britbongs douse their steak with HP sauce

>>211928385
>/ck/ goes out to eat.webm

>>211929334
It's only people that are low on the dominance hierarchy that concern themselves with how other people live their lives. That's tiny yappy dog energy.

>>211927370
that guy is an American, you dumb faggot

>>211930067
>work in trading
>everything is about managing relationships to stay on top of trends and buys
>(You): just keep your head down and it'll all work out
Like I said, low T. Pack my groceries, faggot

>>211930276
Stop larping retard.

>>211926863 (OP)
>rich people sperging out on other rich people
at least in sopranos they'd shoot each other.

>>211930276
>work in trading
>everything is about sucking somebodies ass to keep your job
You done? Now pick your fucking teeth up off the floor and get the fuck out of here, you little bitch.

He would never say this to black men.

>>211930384
Violence is the lowest form of communication

>>211926863 (OP)
I dislike bunch of stuff people do with food, but being this guy at a restaurant is at least 5 times more cringe, this faggot should have been "the menu"ed

>>211926863 (OP)
Respond with a "DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME". Anyone English speaker who seeks out interactions with other English speakers while traveling is a faggot.

>>211931270
I was on board with this movie until they were like haha this girl deserves to be murdered because her parents paid for her college.

>>211926908
It really isn't. Just eat your food how you like, I don't give a shit if someone covers their steak in ketchup.

>>211931479
They're not even traveling, they're just in a sushi restaurant in America. If it was in Japan that uppity faggot would have been kicked out for causing a scene.

>>211926934
Hahaha

>>211928417
Reality is no one would notice because no one is obsessing over other people's eating habits. That or he would have been kicked out for causing a scene is some ultra ritzy establishment

>>211931515
Seethe and dilate Nepobaby

I forget the exact context but I remember the point of the scene is that he is being unreasonable because of other stuff going on in his life, and the guy he's eating with immediately notices that and asks about it.

>>211931972
I worked in a pizza place and loved traumatizing italians by saying "do you want ketchup" and then lifting the ketchup bottle and pretending I'm going to put it over their pizza, they literally chimp out as if I pulled down my pants, and put my asshole over their pizza and I'm about to shit on it.

>>211932131
cope, this guy and anthony bourdain are rotting in hell together because of the evil they have done

>>211932131
That's exactly it but /tv/ doesn't watch TV so we always have a stream of retarded theories whenever the webm gets posted

>>211926863 (OP)
How did the retards writing this scene not step back and realize this scene would have the exact opposite effect of making what is canonically supposed to be a cultured and influential man appear to be an overly-aggressive simpleton?

>>211927108
Cringe, unfunny, forced, dead, discordtranny meme, rajesh

>>211932444
Try watching the real scene so you understand the context. It's not their fault you're stupid.

>>211932444
It's one of the many shows about smart people written by dumb people.

>>211932545
Yeah I did he comes off like a retard lashing out

>>211932545
>you are supposed to watch the series...
>the webm is already precisely cut..
>*frumps*
>...no need for shitposts.

>>211932444
because people who write this have no self awareness, they genuinely think this shit was cool.
They are no different than that 300lbs guy wearing a trench coat and fedora.

>>211926863 (OP)
wtf was gayle the snail's problem?

>>211932545
Cool it Mr. Ebert

>>211930276
go back to yer containment board, you larping jeet nigger

>>211932700
Yes, that's a deliberate part of the context, dummy.
>>211932709
>the webm is already precisely cut..
Retard with no sense on context

>>211932960
>>211930342
Samefag with poor reading comprehension

>>211933210
We are fucking with you dude unironically chill out kek
>no, *nods* just no

>>211927008
>if they didnt want you dipping your sushi in sauce
They literally do not fucking care. If this actually happened in real life the owners would probably kick the sperging redditor out and ban him from coming back.

he was right to call out the normalfags for being loud and annoying
but he became r*ddit by making it about sushi etiquette

>>211928385
japanese cover everything with kewpie mayo and seaweed flakes. this guy is retarded

>>211927108
kek

Why does sushi trigger this website so fucking hard? Not just /tv/, not just /ck/, not just /try/, but the entire fucking website.

Why?

>>211935813
Because it's funny.

>>211935813
Yeah, what the fuck? Why are they so fucking triggered? FUCK!

The fries are already PERFECTLY salted. We do NOT dip the fries in the sweet curry sauce in this FUCKING temple.

>>211935813
It triggers weebs because they're the kind of people who will fall over themselves trying to explain jap culture to you. It's the easiest bait to throw out, just be slightly wrong about jap shit then sit back and watch the show.