Ngl i do be having fun on /tv/

>Gf takes me out to the most expensive place in town for my birthday last week
>It's a sushi restaurant
>I did not ask to go, she was clearly doing it for herself
>Makes me dress up in nice clothes like a faggot
>Get there
>Place is literally full of raw fish and it stinks of low tide
>Ask if they have teriyaki
>Waitress and gf both get mad at me
>Eat sushi because I want to make gf happy
>It's really fucking slimy and gross and tastes just like uncooked fish and white rice
>Don't know what else I expected
>She won't stop taking pictures of the "food" and me to flex to her bitch friends on instagram
>Bill is $120 plus tip and I'm still fucking hungry
>Get home
>Wait until she falls asleep
>Sneak out and get a $12 gyro and a beer from the Mediterranean place down the street
>Sitting at the counter wearing sweat pants and a sweatshirt at 10pm
>It tastes amazing
>I still had leftovers and I had to hide them in the back of the fridge so my gf wouldn't see

>There are really people out there who "study" this dumb shit for like 90 years.

All that time for me to not like your nastyass uncooked sushi and order the teariyaki instead.

>There are really people out there who "study" this dumb shit for like 90 years.

All that time for me to not like your nastyass uncooked sushi and order the teariyaki instead.

>>211865008
>cater to a clientele of autistic children/ autistic man-children
>Serve the most bizarre shit imaginable
The tendies meme exists for a reason, you don't even try to serve those people anything but white rice and onions sauce, chicken tenders, or dry toast unless you want to watch a person in earmuffs kicking and screaming on the floor.

>>211870218
Same energy