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Previous >>150553131

Go Rams!
Thread Theme:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qGyhZ5ZW3Po&si=SLgyJWrYpuxWeCcZ

Make love to Temujin but fuck the Raiders

Avg Alex Smith hail mary

• Most playoff wins of all time in 20s

• Most Superbowl MVPs of all time in 20s

• Most TDs per game in NFL history

• Most Yards per game in NFL history

• Highest win rate of all time

• Most division titles of all time in 20s

• Never missed championship round in 20s

• Only QB to throw for 5k yards in pros/college

• Only player to have 3 Superbowl MVPs in 20s

• Most pass TDs of all time in playoffs in 20s

• Most rush yards in Super Bowls among QBs!!

Reminder that the kiwi was mugged and hospitalized in the searing summer of 2017.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/149938577/#q149941549

Sneed

You guys are actually fucking retarded

Rams suck

Who am I rooting for? Nobody I just hope the refs make controversial decisions that leave fans bitter for years to come

>>150555475
We’re calling her Temuqueen now

Bears Legend, American Hero. Young Bussey.

Rasm gonna finna boutta win da owl

>>150555502
We love you, Temuqueen!

>>150555480
I legitimately hated watching Alex Smith play. He played like he didn't trust his arm. I remember Mike Singletary yelling at him on the sideline because he wouldn't let it loose, then he fired off a throw into double coverage or something.

>>150555502
Reminder this thread was properly tagged in the previous thread unlike the other spam threads

>>150555502
There's that fiery temper that gets me going

Temujin will never be a woman. Sorry to dissapoint you chasers.

>>150555525
Trip on, Temuqueen.

>>150555525
You will never have 5 GETs

>>150555463
Okay, how many 370 yard, 4 touchdown playoff games has Mahomes had?

>>150555531
I will, love temuqueen

I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he's a Lionsfag! I knew it was after they beat the Chiefs. A prime time loss. As if I could ever forget that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those webms! Are you telling me that a man just happens to save those videos? No! He orchestrated it! Anon! Mahomes had the flu! And I argued with him! And I shouldn't have. I showed him my statistics! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Week 1, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the (You) drawer! But not our Anon! Couldn't be precious Anon! Stealing them blind! And he gets to (You)s!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

Raiders

The debate is over

>>150555531
no but I will

>>150555546
TE-MU-QUEEN TE-MU-QUEEN TE-MU-QUEEN

Sexy Temujin

>>150555549
watch and learn

>>150555548
>still hiding from bitchknees and the jannies
kek what a mugged bitch

>>150555559
Is guy

>>150555480
Cowboys fuckin suck

>>150555537
>Muh stats in one game
They aren't comparable in any world. Cope about it however you want.

>boreball got the get
Shame

Nice going retards
>>150555555

>>150555568
proofs?

>>150555470
What is this even supposed to mean?

Nigger semen sounds delicious right now for some reason

>>150555581
Use ur bren

>>150555580
Damn, I could go for a mcchicken, but they don't make them like they used to.

>>150555496
• Niggermost nigger of all time
• Gayest ass faggot of all time
• Kill yourself

THIS
THREAD
IS
ASS

>>150555612
/nfl/ is bussy

>>150555502
At least they're not divegrass threads

What team is the McChicken of the NFL?

>>150555580
We’re sorry, Temuqueen.

Reading this thread was like putting my nose next to an anus and breathing in. I'm going back to /a/. Do better next time you guys. Bye.

>>150555575
>They aren't comparable in any world.
Not even the AFCCG?

>>150555625
Seahawks.

>>150555625
Ravens

>>150555625
Vikings

>>150555625
Eagles.

>>150555582
its that coveted "OC" anons have been crying for

>>150555633
I don't know what this is even trying to mean. Smith never made one. Mahomes has been to the AFCCG every year of his career. If you're saying Smith had a comparable NFCCG to one of Mahomes's, that's great. Still doesn't put him up for comparison to Mahomes
The things you have to tell contrarians here

Reminder that Temuqueen loves white boys!

>>150555625
Are we implying mid or good?

>>150555655
>>150555658
GOTTEM!

>>150555575
In other words, you assumed had at least a few then went looking and found out he had zero and now you're trying to change the subject?

Apologize to based Smeth

>>150555630
>revealing hes an /a/ schizo
Your boos mean nothing Ive seen what makes you cheer. /tv/ has better anime discussion.

>>150555658
>>150555663
Rude :(

>>150555655
>>150555658
Rekt

>>150555666
No, sorry, I didn't even bother to look because it doesn't matter at all. That's the point.

Reminder that Temujin is an autistic 6 foot 215lbs latina Raiders fan living in northern California and my wife!

>>150555655
>I don't know what this is even trying to mean.
>Smeth vs Mahomes single game stats BAD
>Brady vs Mahomes single game stats GOOD

>>150555681
Temuqueen...

>>150555707
I don't care about stats

>>150555717
Based guttyboy

>>150555666
>>150555537
Any QB can have one or two great playoff games but only Mahomes is able to do it consistently hence the reason he's #1 in everything and there's a huge gap between him and the next best. He's what Marino, Rodgers, and Peyton would have looked like if they got better under pressure.

>>150555648
IN BRYCE WE TRUST

>>150555744
.813 win percentage in the playoffs with 19 games is crazy

>>150555757
Aaron really is the GOAT (Gayest of all time)

>>150555774
What did he mean by that

bitchknees scared the kiwi into abandoning his tripcode

>>150555791
Is the NFL where the line between masculinity and homosexuality becomes blurred?

>>150555766
yuh

>>150555791
Why was that Diddy aah ref copping a feel

>>150555800
Bradysknee put the general on notice

>>150555778
At one point his win rate when trailing by 10 points was higher than Burrow's career win rate. Meaning if he started every game down by 10 points he'd win at a higher rate than Burrow.

>>150555744
>only Mahomes is able to do it consistently

>>150555822
This is what aura looks like

>>150555823
kiwi proving Bradyknees superiority with non tripcode posts he makes KWAB

Go mets! Go jets!

It doesn’t matter. You either win the owl or you go home a loser. No prize for second place.

>>150555823
>>150555800
>Bradysknee put the general on notice
Facts. After seeing him castrate the kiwi it gave me a little respect for him.

>>150555821
>>150555847
zoom zoom

newfags don’t know about the track n field webm

>>150555778
Yes, anon. We have surely witnessed the rise of the most gifted athlete to ever walk the earth and you should commemorate the occasion by buying some Cheifs merch, tuning in to their season opener and maybe downloading a Taylor Swift album. You don't want to miss out on the excitement of this totally organic and not at all manufactured dynasty, do you? Shalom

>>150555865
>No prize for second place.
If you make it to the superbowl you win a conference championship title which is equvilant to the AFL or NFL championships back when the league was segregated.

>>150555869
>>150555885
Imagine being this scared of a chomo, couldn’t be me.

>>150555865
Many are saying this.

>>150555513
This hoor is a coalburner

r8 >your team's spending priorities

>>150555894
Nobody remembers who lost.

>>150555131
>>150555131
>>150555131
>A well known Mahomes hater outed himself as a Niners fan.
Noticers are we noticing?

Gracie Hunt

>>150555936
>Well known
Only in your schizo headcanon lmao

>>150555894
yeah but nobody gives a shit about pre-merger championships except for packturds and lately detoilets (muh 4-5 record in leather helmet plumberbowls)

>>150555916
They said the same thing about your mom too but your dad still decided to have you

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BACK AGAIN

>>150555950
He's the guy who post the /tv/ images.
>>150555223 >>150555447
I've known of him for a while, but didn't know he was a Niners fan.

Post 121

>>150555972
Holy shit nobody fucking asked
Get a hobby

Los Angeles has the hottest fans in the league

>>150555977
Exposing your team leaves you vulnerable to counterattacks hence the reason the webm spammer tried his hardest to disguise his team. Now that I know he's a Niners fan I know how to hurt him. I also understand what drives his hatred. Getting booty blast in back to back owls tends to do that to people.

>>150555977
You posted this literally ten seconds after he posted, glued to your screen with gritted teeth

>>150555972
>He's the guy who post the /tv/ images

>>150555999
lol exposed him

>>150555945
Goddamn...wish I was rich enough to have the chance with her

>>150555963
dick poopsock?

>>150556013
>wish I was rich enough to have the chance with her
She's dating a broke QB who failed to get into the league. You don't need money. You just have to be tall and have confidence.

>>150555988
>WOAH..IS THAT A CELEBRITY..IN A JERSEY??!??? ATTENDING A FOOTBALL GAME?!?!

>SHE MUST BE A FAN THEN!

>>150555973
122*

>>150556034
>broke QB who failed to get into the league
Which one?

>>150555988
a walled Paris Hilton is your example?

>>150556012
"Haha you spend all day posting on 4chan!"

Said the man posting on 4chan

>>150555988
She's going home with that Raiderschad in the back though.

>>150556010
Now whenever you go after my Chiefs I'm going to remind you of this.

https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
>https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
>https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
>https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374
>https://youtu.be/H6ioZYi-6X8?t=3374

>>150556054
Retard couldn’t even post a newer slut Jordyn Jones lel

>>150556026
You do realize the game will be over by halftime right and you'll be crying chomping down on your Ph*lly cheesesteaks

>>150556036
>>150556054
>forgetting Madame Ram
Ahem. Like I said. Hottest fans.

>>150556059
>More of you pawing at shadows thinking random posters are the same guy.
Great, just what this general needed.

>>150556041
I AM NOT CRAZY! I am not crazy! I know he's the guy who posts the /tv/ images! I knew it was after he posted that gif. Making fun of my Chiefs. As if I could ever forget that. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot Anonymous to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Those webms! Are you telling me that a man just happens to save those videos? No! He orchestrated it! Anon! Mahomes had the flu! And I argued with him! And I shouldn't have. I showed him my statistics! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since Week 1, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the (You) drawer! But not our Anon! Couldn't be precious Anon! Stealing them blind! And he gets (You)s!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-

cry ab it

>>150556043
Derek Green, son of Trent Green

>>150556054
Absolutely mid

>>150556102
lucky fucker

>>150556071
and you really think zest fruitcake is the guy to do it?

dem boyz finna boutta win da owl

>>150556054
For me, it's the What the hell are you doing lady

>>150556041
>>150556093
>All his post had /tv/ images
>All of them had "Smeth"
>All of them were responding to the same discussion chain
You don't have to be sherlock or a perpetually online schizo to recognize that. He doesn't even deny the fact that he's a Niners fan so not sure why you're posting this. He's not ashamed of his team unlike you guys.

>>150556104
I don't need your "3/10 elbows too pointy" ass replying to my posts
she's a qt

>>150556115
She's cute but she has man hands

The Panthers only have Brooklyn Decker

>>150556098
Top kek

>>150556111
>Does nothing
>wins

I guess that goes for both of them though lol

>>150556133
>tries to upstage the Ramsfag and fails
>resorts to cope
Shamful display

>>150556098
>>150556142
I'm going on the offense now that I know he's a Niner. He slipped up.
>>150555131
>>150555223
>>150555447

>>150556130
Actually, I'm a little ashamed of them. Last year was embarrassing and the Aiyuk deal was and is a disaster. Still think they win the division this year though

>>150556173
>I'm going on the offense now

>>150555630
>putting my nose next to an anus and breathing in
Sooo…incredibly pleasant and arousing?

coming this sunday to a broadcast near you

>>150556115
if anything she embodies that Philly sports fan spirit

>>150556192
>Actually, I'm a little ashamed of them
It really makes you wonder if losing the Superbowl resulted in the coach losing the locker room. Several players argued over their contract. Deboo kicked the kicker. I think if they won that owl they would have been humbled and would have taken less to keep the gang together. My Chiefs unironically broke you guys. Sorry for that. I don't even hate the 49ers and hope they get back to the owl. Niners fans handled the loss like champions unlike the Eagles who blamed the turf and refs.

>>150556173
OH MY GOD LOOK IT'S HIM! IN THE OTHER GENERAL!
>>150556217

>>150556196
>name my band

>>150556223
Am I crazy or have the Ravens and Bills played each other every year for the past few years?

Would you want to be a pro football player knowing you will most likely only play 3-4 years then have a brain of mush for the rest of your life and get angry as fuck at your wife for no reason in your 30s?

>>150556153
she looks like a fun time

Shitposting aside, how will the lions do this year now that their best coordinators are gone?

>>150556231
I laffed

>>150556247
lol

>>150556231
kek not bad trucy

>>150556229
>Niners fans handled the loss like champions
first time im hearing about that. my team kicked their sorry asses in their stadium and all i saw for months was salty niners fans crying about an afc team they rarely play.

>>150556247
They’ll for sure regress. I don’t know by how much, but they will.

>>150556169
>upstage a 45 year old paris hilton
>failed
nigger wtf are you doing?

>>150556173
Anon, you do realize that now all anybody has to do is post a tv-related image to troll you into a frenzy of schizo rantings?

You should have played it cool and acted like you didn't care, instead you're basically admitting to being obsessed in the most cringe way possible. Have some dignity.

>>150556239
ravens vs chiefs vs bills keeps happening cuz they keep wining their divisions.

>>150556252
>>150556263
>>150556276
Stop samefagging your lame joke gayder tripfaggot

>>150556247
They will go one and done after a turbulent season. Goff will be steady but not spectacular. Campbell will pay more for his reckless play without his coordinators to soften the blow

I think my Chiefs mindbroke /nfl/

>>150555945
…is such a ____.

>>150556231
Temuqueen <3

>>150556268
Your example is a mexican boy anon. Even a walled heiress is better than whatever muttspawn you posted

>>150556247
I’m thinking another conquering of da Norf followed by a GRIT filled ploff run to win the Owl

>>150555625
For me, it’s the Eagles

Is Hard Knocks any good this year? Just put it on

>>150556321
that's clearly a mediterranean qt
lrn ur ethnicities

>>150555668
Andy Reid confirmed to be a Mahomes babbie

>>150556271
But now I have the option of inflicting harm upon him even if it's others pretending to be him.
>>150556265
They aren't as bad as the Eagles though.

>>150556394
She looks like mixed race sludge compared to pic related.

>>150556390
I watched the first episode and it was the most boring dogshit I've ever seen. They've sanitized it so much I wouldn't even bother

maybe it's me

>>150556326
Flag on

>>150556429
Maybe it's Maybelline

Biggest game of the year, I’m taking Hurts over Mablownz every time.

>>150556420
Trip up, pussy. bitchknees is in a hot pocket induced coma at the moment.

We found a new way to trigger the statmutt.

>kiwi still scared of the chomo janny
KWAB

>>150556419
wew

>>150556314
By what, getting blown out in the Super Bowl again? This board was mostly normal aside from the usual post-super bowl gloating when they were winning, but now that they got their shit pushed in suddenly every other post is mental illness incarnate. It's not everybody else who's coping.

Every "by this age" post is an act of denial. You guys have to shill the "best start ever" narrative because if you just think about what happened last year it fries your circuits. You were so, so sure, were counting your chickens before the eggs were even laid and then your reality crumbled before your eyes.

If you ask me, it's the Eagles that mindbroke the Chiefs fans, and I couldn't be happier about it.

I truly mindbroke the Mahomes Schizo.

The only thing that upsets me is that everyone else is getting the credit.

But shut out to the flu poster because he's actually the one who started it all.

>>150556468
cringe

>>150556468
>no ass

>>150555513
i love tiktok sluts so much
its unfortunate the cost we're paying for them to exist

Patrick Mahomes was raped

>theythem traniels
yeah he can go ahead and kiss his ACL goodbye

>>150556247
Worse than the Eagles when they have to replace both coordinators for the Nth time

>>150556472
Didn’t read
I'm happy for u tho
or sorry that happened

>>150556477
Flag on

>>150556472
Who has the mutt schizo screencap when he Freudian slipped the Eagles obsession?

>>150556477
>flu poster
Truly the hero this general needed.

Make you seethe?

>>150556420
>>150556390
Watch the Chiefs documentary instead it is kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zmFQXtyd0w

>>150556477
>>150556452
Like I said, even if people try to imitate the 49ers fan it won't change the fact that I know he's in these threads and can now go on the counterattack. Losing the superbowl hurts no matter how much people try to pretend. Losing back to back owls really hurts

Ngl i do be having fun on /tv/

>>150556468
Is anybody else occasionally just repulsed by the fact that women walk around with like a pound of crap smeared on their faces? I don't like the completely natural no makeup hippie look but the alternative to that is not to simply go full clownshoes and paint your face like a harlequin. You're going out for drinks, not trick or treating you fucking whore

>>150556544
Thank you

>>150556525
Straight from the source

>>150556538
Nobody's clicking that

>>150556546
Have sex.

>>150556559
Cheers

Remember when Travis Kelce almost beat up Andy Reid during a game?

>>150556538
Might as well just skip to the end for the good part. Or watch this instead:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wv-6dOB4eI

>>150556575
Afraid we don’t say cheers in America pookie
Flag on

>>150556546
Funny thing is wearing the clown makeup dries out their face while letting chemicals sit on their skin for hours. And they do it day after day, and sometimes dont wash their faces or replace their brushes & then their makeup trays are full of bacteria that gets in the makeup that sits on their pores

>>150556590
Cigars and tobacco at large are disgusting and I'm tired of pretending otherwise.

>>150556617
Don't inhale, bro

>>150556472
>If you ask me, it's the Eagles that mindbroke the Chiefs fans
Meh, we already beat the Eagles and were 1-0 against them for 2 years. When someone gets revenge and makes it 1-1 it doesn't feel as bad as being 0-1 against them.

I've said this before and I'll say it again. That Superbowl hurt because we didn't get a 3peat. The Eagles deserved revenge after that beating we have in in 22.

The kangz are winning Monday night :)

>>150556402
the eagles and cowboys fans are in a class of their own of being annoying fags

>eagles deserved revenge
Cuck behavior

>>150556622
OK Bill Clinton fuck outta here.

>>150556624
>we

>>150556632
Commanders king identified

What do they talk about?

>>150556624
>The beating

You mean the refs saving the Chiefs?

>>150556632
Eagles I can understand because they've won championships in this millennia. Cowboys on the other hand, I don't understand at all.

>>150556637
Being 0-4 against a team is not the same as being 4-4 against them. If in 4 years from now the Bills manage to even the score do you really think we're going to care?

>>150556660
I still can't believe the NFL gave us this episode twice. Fuck those guys.

>>150556660
The pass interference is not in the webm btw, not that you don’t know that

>>150556538
>can now go on the counterattack.

>>150556660
There they go again making excuses. Why can't they be like the 49ers fans.

>>150556617
There's nothing like the evening of a family wedding coming to an end, enjoying a cigar with all of the men a part of your lineage. Sharing stories of the past and exploring your heritage. Kino.

>>150556694
>according to gambling.com
Fuck off

>>150555582
I'm playing the long game

>>150556538
>I know the guy whose posts I keep replying to is in the threads

>>150556678
they gave the kangz 4 episodes and they only scored 36 total points
KWAB

>>150556674
Yes because they would have beaten you 4 years in a row

>>150556694
what kind of intelligent person willingly chooses suffering?

Chiefs took Jalen Hurts' owl virginity.

You never forget your first time and Jalen won't either.

His 0 in Superbowls is forever gone.

>>150556694
To be fair, Chiefs niggas drop an entire essay when they have beef with someone. I didn’t read, but I respect the intellectualism

>>150556701
>>150556705
Ad hominem

>>150556538
>can now go on the counterattack

>>150556756
Remind me again, who was the qb who took Mahomes’s Super Bowl virginity? The guy who lost to Jake Plummer? His name escapes my mind at the moment, but for Mahomes to lose his owlginity to such a bum is unreal.

Who is the Sam Hyde of the NFL?

>>150556747
>Yes because they would have beaten you 4 years in a row
But all they would have done is even the score. I'm just saying being 0-4 against a team is more painful than being 4-4 against them. Same applies to the Eagles who held that 0-1 L for 2 years.

Give me one reason why I shouldn't order 2 sloppy dogshit domino's pizzas rn

>>150556791
You guys need to QUIT talking shit about Jake Plummer.

>>150556757
Chiefs fans are the highest IQ posters itg, and it's not close

>>150556810
Most frozen pizzas these days are better than Domino's garbage.

>>150556791
I posted that knowing you would respond with Brady. So predictable.

>>150556683
It was a tick tack holding call.

But when you point out things that the Chiefs don't get flagged for, the Mahomes Schizo is the first to say "but they have to let them play!"

Lol insecure much?

>>150556544
Why should we not enjoy the company of our frens

Brady took Mahomes' owl virginity.
You never forget your first time and Patrick won't either.
His 0 in Superbowls is forever gone.

>>150556760
>>>/reddit/

>>150556829
wrong

>>150556832
No, it wasn’t. The broadcast showed the wrong part of the play and Greg Olsen, the biggest retard in commentating, made a big deal out of how it wasn’t pass interference, which is the only source of controversy about the play. Afterwards it was cleared up and the right part of the play is now universally acknowleged to have been clear DPI. He literally grabbed him by the jersey and held him in place. This happened before the replay they show in the webm. Again, you know this though!

>>150556806
You wont care that they "have evened the score" they will have stopped you from a championship FOUR YEARS in a row. If they manage to win an owl or two as well? Time doesnt work backwards, no razorcake fag would ever accept your cope about "evening the score" kek

>>150556850
YDKP

>>150556819
Incorrect, according to this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0aBrdbSrXU

>>150556831
Holy incel

Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 1 Edition!


1. Philadelphia Eagles 31.9
2. Kansas City Chiefs 31
3. Baltimore Ravens 29.9
4. Buffalo Bills 29.1
5. Detroit Lions 28.1
6. Washington Commanders 27
7. Los Angeles Rams 25.8
8. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 24.7
9. Green Bay Packers 23.4
10. Houston Texans 23.3
11. Cincinnati Bengals 22
12. Minnesota Vikings 20.7
13. San Francisco 49ers 20.4
14. Los Angeles Chargers 19.2
15. Denver Broncos 18.5
16. Pittsburgh Steelers 16.1
17. Miami Dolphins 15.7
18. Dallas Cowboys 14.7
19. Seattle Seahawks 14.3
20. Chicago Bears 13.2
21. Atlanta Falcons 12.3
22. Arizona Cardinals 11.4
23. Indianapolis Colts 9.5
24. Jacksonville Jaguars 9
25. New England Patriots 7.7
26. Carolina Panthers 7.5
27. Las Vegas Raiders 5.6
28. New York Jets 5.5
29. Tennessee Titans 4.1
30. New York Giants 2.8
31. New Orleans Saints 2.3
32. Cleveland Browns 1.3

>>150556835
/spol/ is cancer

>>150556810
>>150556829
Dominos bread taste like cardboard. Papa Johns and Pizza Hut shit all over it.

Papa Johns = Mahomes
Pizza Hut = Allen
Dominos = Nix

Imagine if Brady had a competent coach instead of senile ol' Bill. He'd have 20 rings by now.

>>150556810
Because bitchknees made you abandon your tripcode like the pussy you are.

>>150556861
Bitch, IKP. IKPLTBOMH.

>>150556810
Dominos is the worst pizza chain, it literally tastes like cardboard. If you want cheap and ok pizza, try Little Caesar’s, everyone knows it’s the best pizza joint, though true ‘za heads make it themselves.

>>150556863
That is Woody. Not a Chiefs fan.

>>150556868
Hi snek. Are you excited for Micah?

Ngl I missed you guys after having to wait 7 months for football

>>150556868
>he ranked the Eagles ahead of the Chiefs while knowing the Eagles only won due to half the Chiefs skill position players being injured
I used to say Sneak was the only tripfag here who knew ball. This makes me question it.

>>150556883
Little Ceasars is black people pizza.

>>150556868
>Panthers that low
>Chargers that high

>>150556889
>He clicked it

Jalen Hurts is better than Josh Allen

>>150556883
Papa Johns is worse

>>150556901
chorgers will be 0-1 in the AFCW by Saturday

>>150556900
All chain pizza is black and Latinx coded. White ‘za enjoyers make the pizza themselves.

>>150556903
I watched the whole thing to be sure he never mentions the Chiefs. Your post is factually incorrect.

>>150556868
>My Commies in the top 10
So this is what it feels like..

>>150556883
Dominos 799 pan pizza is good thoughever

>>150556917
Having the Lions above you is a choice

>>150556883
My local little Caesar's is owned and staffed by Jeets

>>150556696
>Wahhhhh stop talking about the refs!

KEK

>>150556944
Now that is a face for radio.

>>150556868
>my Rasm a top 10 team
Need to be over the Loins for the simple fact we were not poached for much coaching talent this year and would argue had a better draft.

>>150556868
>31.9
Who the fuck? Which outlet was it?

>>150556905
Source?

>>150556878
If you really knew pizza like the back of your hand then you'd know that Digiorno, Red Baron, Freschetta and even fucking Tombstone have been coming out with a lot of exotic crust and topping options for under $10. Screaming Scicilian is incredibly overrated for what it is and almost never worth the price.

Major chain pizza like PIzza Hut, Domino's, Papa Johns and Little Caeser's is simply no longer worth it. Marco's is the only big chain pizza worth eating these days.

Plonked

>>150556868
>Saints that high

I’m not antisemitic but I would shove Nick Wright into an oven and rat out his family to the Gestapo. Not because he’s Jewish, but because he’s offensively ugly.

>>150555988
You're absolutely retarded if you think that's organic. Same way with LeBron

>>150556970
2 super bowl appearances to none
One ring to never will have one

>>150556917
It has its perks for sure. But be warned, people on this genny have a special seethe for good teams that have been in the gutter for a while. The schizo thinks everyone who disagrees with him is a Lions shill.

>>150556973
I still like Round Table

>>150556970
1 > 0

>>150556891
I sure am. Of course this raises fans expectations to near prime-Rodgers era level, so if/when the Packers lose in the divisional for the 14th time in the past 20 years the fallout won't be fun to deal with. But we'll see how it shakes out.

>>150556901
I think 14 is reasonable for the Chargers. Panthers are probably a little low but I'm personally lower on them than most folks seem to be. It's a weak division on paper outside of the Bucs.

>>150556917
Feels good man

>>150556952
The coach poach will hurt the Lions but it's hard to gauge just how much before any games have been played.

>>150556969
You should know the answer by now.

>>150556981
lol

>>150556899
Trip on Grimm

>>150557011
Rashawn slater is done for season chargers chorged already

>>150556995
That's what's funny. He thinks it's one person when in reality it's probably like half of us.

It doesn’t count because the Chiefs’ LT slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo boos which caused the greatest quarterback of all time by age 29 to play like absolute dogshit

>>150556986
Speaking of mindbroken teams...

Eagles fan here. I have never been scared of Parsons, and I sure as hell am not scared of the Packers now.

>>150557045
Hell yeah dude

>>150557052
I can't believe that shitpile cost $10,000,000,000.

kys stink

it's UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pk8vmSfMsQ

Patty Cuckitini

>>150557093
Don't care, not watching

>>150557093
i opened the pic and his nose poked my eye out. thanks.

>>150556868
>browns dead last
I don't know about the relative shittiness of the other teams at the bottom, but as a Browns fan (might be a strong word), I have had bottom of the barrel hopes for this team since they got Watson. Don't care about his activities outside of the field. I have always thought he was a mediocre QB.

>>150557045
Flag on pls

>>150557093
Buy an ad you ugly motherfucker.

the jaguars are going to buttfuck the panthers, how are they only 4 point favorites

>>150556538
>Watch the Chiefs
No

>>150557058
Well, yeah. You just run the ball at him and he crumbles.

>>150557159
Thank you

>>150557149
it's the NFL.

Luke Altmyer is a backup in the NFL, actually, he's a practice squad water boy.

>>150556810
Post BMI

>>150556917
It still doesn't feel real to be a respected team

>>150557203
>remember feeling this way about my rasm back in 2018
Time flies. Youll get used to it, provided you stay consistent and dont fuck up your roster.

>>150557159
>Mahomes mountain
>It will have Allen at the top of it by the end of the year

>>150557237
>provided you stay consistent and dont fuck up your roster.
God, I'm so nervous. This season is such a big one

>>150557149
retard

holy shit did you guys see Greta Thundburg? She grew some big time melons

>your team
>you’re predicted record
>your team’s fate this season
>favorite type of cheese

Steelers
12-5
We’re winning the owl
Brie.

>>150557266
Raiders
10-7
Wildcard appearance hopefully
>

>>150557266
Chiefies
17-0 (based Minshew)
The 3peat begins!
Feta

>>150557251
Just like my wife, Temujin.

>>150557266
>KANGZ
>13-4
>lose nfc championship game
>monterey jack

>>150557273
>Raiders
>10-7

>>150557275
>futa
Based

reddit has better football discussion

>>150557294
Then mosey on back you fuckin fag.

Who will be the first QB to take a nap on the field this year?

>>150557266
Jaguars
4-13
Lawrence getting hurt again and Etienne being a shit running back
Colby Jack

>>150557314
Maholmes

>>150557289
That’s the exact record I have for you as well but I have you making the super bowl. Who do you see you guys losing to?

>>150557314
How lazy do you have to be to take a nap in the middle of the game?

>>150557314
sleep tight tedder

>>150557314
Mahomes checkem.

>>150557294
True. 4chud really isnt the right format for nfl discussion. There arent enough posters here for team specific generals

>>150557266
Rasm
12-5
Gonna finna boutta
Gouda

>>150557314
Tua 2bh

What went so wrong?

>>150557266
>Titans
>5-12
>Cam Ward shows promise but the team is still a dumpster fire and Brian Callahan gets fired at the end of the season
>Rosemary and thyme infused goat cheese

>>150557266
>iggz
>13-4
>back2back
>tomme de savoie

>>150557266
Chiefs
15-2
Early playoff exit due to playing so many postseasons. We’re pooped
American

mahomes is officially queer for showing his bare feet.

>>150557266
da bears
8-9
tough schedule, offense gets off to a shaky start but starts looking promising around late october/early november
meunster

>>150557266
>>your team
Commies/Redskins
>>you’re predicted record
13 - 4
>>your team’s fate this season
SB champs
>>favorite type of cheese
Swiss

>>150557294
>comes on 4chan to say this

>>150557363
Odell Beckham being a closeted homosexual

>>150557386
>closeted

>>150557362
Tua is probably retiring after this contract

>>150557386
>closeted

>>150557394
>>150557406
When did he come out?

>>150557266
Chiefs
17-0 (based Minshew)
The 5peat begins!
Smoked gouda

>>150557400
Buddy Tua isn't "retiring" until a court deems him legally incapable of signing a contract

>>150557400
But not by choice

did I do good on my fantasy draft?

>>150557266
Packers
11-6
Divisional or Conference loss
Muenster

>>150557430
Not playing football isn't even going to save him, he's a heem seeking missile.

>>150557400
Tua will turn himself into a vegetable before willingly retiring from football

Scorigami.

>>150557437
A fake pornstar ass name like Lauren “Lolo” Wood is clearly a beard

>>150557437
Not a Lions fan, but 5 minutes alone with me and he wouldn't be so sure

>>150557266
>raiders
>who cares
>not bad enough for a franchise saving QB
>Caña de Cabra

Joy Taylor.

>>150557266
Team: pic rel
Record: 6-11
Fate: Kirk Cousins execution by firing squad
Cheese: Gouda

>>150557400
lol no

>>150555444 (OP)
>Verse will be wearing a gold shield all year for his DROY honors
Sick

>>150557251
I think Greta's going to turn out to be pleasantly frumpy like most nordic women but honestly, there's no fucking way she's worth the trouble. Imagine what an insufferable cunt she must be on a day-to-day basis. I pity whatever man makes the mistake of trying to fix her

>>150556973
Red Baron brick oven is really, really good for the price.

I'm so happy that all of the bullshit speculation and hype is finally coming to an end and teams will actually be playing some fucking football.

Reminder: Many of your predictions and expectations WILL turn out to be wrong. There WILL be teams that are good that we didn't expect and there WILL be teams that inexplicably collapse and look like complete shit. Take it all in stride and embrace that the truth is, we just don't really know what's going to happen. I can't wait for the season bros.

>>150557573
If I wanted to read about flyover food porn I’d go to /ck/

>>150557584
>Reminder: Many of your predictions and expectations WILL turn out to be wrong
Nah not me tho

>>150557584
Reminder there are anons itt right now that said Hurts was the worst starting QB in the NFL

>>150557584
But I've already seen the script.

>>150557584
say that again extra loud for the commiefags in the back

>>150557584
If the Falcons even make wild card I will be impressed with them this year. Not really sure what will fix the team at this point.

>>150557266
Ravens
13-4
Choke in the AFCCG
Mild cheddar

What team is going to be the biggest disappointment this year?
>inb4 mine
>inb4 yours

is bradysknee the most knowledgable poster ITT?

>>150557573
Agreed, also recently had Digiorno wood fired crust and was impressed with it. The frozen pizza game has come a long way in the last 5 years. I think covid really forced companies to push the envelope with frozen pizza technology.

>>150557630
Browns

>>150557630
detoilet

>>150557607
Me too

>>150557430
Tua would (already did?) play until his brains are scrambled egg but at some point the teams would pull the plug. Not for any moral reason but just because a qb who might have a seizure and miss two months every time he gets tackled is just too high risk to invest in, especially if he's only slightly above average like Tua is. The Dolphins would already be out of the Tua business if they could be but it's too late now

>>150557630
Detroit

>>150557635
Not when YoungCHAD is still around

Reminder the eagles and cowboys game starts this Thursday at 8:20 p.m. Eastern time

>>150557630
Any team can eat the injury bug but Stafford's back already riding duct tape doesn't bode well for them.

Reddit has better pizza discussion

>>150557681
Yeah, cheese pizza lmao.

>>150556546
All actually attractive women need is a little bit of the eye shit

>>150557666
Not gonna be much of a game when the Eagles jump out to a 21-0 lead in the first quarter.

>>150557681
Just checked r/pizza and it has 1.8 million subscribers

GET, IN , HERE

>>>/tv/214224976

>>150555513
>fake tits
>immediately disregard

>>150557697
>Ph*lthy fan really thinks the eagles can stop Pickens, lamb and dak on there Superbowl hangover
Kek

>>150557736
this basketball chimp should've never been allowed to talk about football

>>150557736
>People are unironically floating this man for a Presidential run

>>150557266
Niners
11-6
WC round
Monterey Pepper Jack

Stephen a smith is either spiritually or literally jewish

currently on a flight and there's a chiefs fan sitting behind me. about to rip ass on them and their mutt kid for the next 5 hours. eagles fan btw.

>>150557797
Respect

>>150557757
>there
goyboy iq at work

>>150557584
>we just don't really know what's going to happen.
you living in 2005? About 30/32 teams had a season you could have reasonably predicted last year

>>150557619
I saw Penix play last season and he looked really damn comfortable for a rookie. I think people are sleeping on them.

>>150556231
keke

She Michael on my Penis till I’m Junior.

>>150557849
i think his blindside tackle that they just paid a shit ton of money is out for the season, so i'd expect him to encounter more pressure.

i'd expect him to encounter this bussy

Michael Penis Jr.
That's his name!

Football is a sport that has so much potential to be fluid and creative yet it is still so rigid and filled with archaic thought.

dem boyz finna boutta win da owl

>Penis
>Junior
His dad is a piece of shit for adding that honorific.

Dem Phins bout to work the whole league into a shoot

>>150557943
Jayden Daniels and the Commodes just proved this last year. Offensive coordinators and play calling and muh chess match high IQ wargame are memes

>>150557648
Whole team needs a rebuild now. Mike Mcdaniel should be fired for not having a suitable back up to an injury prone QB last year.

>>150557952
I unironically feel so bad for him. Nobody deserves the last name Penix

Nobody is afraid of the Concussphins. 9 win ceiling.

>>150557943
the tush push is a football play, cope.

>>150557986
>x next to s on the keyboard
It's all part of the plan.

Saquon Barkley just ran for another TD against the Rams

Is Penix pronounced “pee nix” or is it some French bullshit pronunciation where the x is actually a long E?

>>150557984
You think Brady has gaudy career stats thyd be up another 15% if he never had to listen to what some fat nerd or black retard on the sidelines told him what play to run

Go Birds! I’m jerkingt my penis so fast aaahhhh argh Gooooo BIRDS (Philadelphia “Chinese” The Eagles)

>>150558025
Like pencil

>>150558020
Snow baby

>>150556905
It’s super close no idea why they act like Allen is some elite qb when he’s not better than Burrow

>>150557266
>Bills
>13-4
>Divisional Collapse or Superbowl loss to NFCE team
>Smoked Gouda

Bills will either get a ring before 2030 or Josh Allen will carry on the tradition brought about by the Sabres with going to a new team and suddenly getting instant championship success.

>>150558020
Not anymore bud. Leave him to me from now on

>>150557995
nfl is so low IQ right now that's the major innovation when the math has been telling you to do that since the beginning of the league. It's 3>2 tier

>>150557943
Do you honestly want to see players doing a bunch of laterals and tosses the entire game?

That post just reminded me that 7 is in fact greater than 3.

>>150557943
Because when you go out and try to execute that creative and fluid stuff your running back gets knocked out and you’re reminded why it’s a rigid and archaic game in the first place- people can actually die playing this

>>150558090
Yes, the Lions are the most fun team to watch for a reason.

>>150557266
Eagles
12-5
One playoff win
Manchego

>>150558025
Peh - nix

how many pick is Cam Ward throwing week 1 against that Broncos defense

>>150557450
NOCAYFT

>>150558113
t. nflpa rep
maybe if your members ran some gassers every once in awhile they'd be in game shape

Milt Plum got em seething

>this is a rookie qb on a team with no o-line
>make him play the broncos. fuck him for being picked ahead of shedeur

Guy just went over why Travis Kelce is the GOAT, should give it a watch

>>150558205
Where?

Dick Shiner got em POLISHED with envy

>>150558205
lucid colored fella spittin facts

>>150558205
Shant

>>150558052
>>Divisional Collapse or Superbowl loss to NFCE team

Harry Colon gotcha swollen?

>>150558282
Dios mio

>kiwipussy still afraid to use tripcode
lel

>>150558141
tree fiddy

>>150558205
cringe

>>150557943
you're a fucking retard then because football has evolved 10 times faster than MLB, NHL and NBA combined lol

You can count the amount of ''eras'' for those sports on one hand and need 5 arms for football.

>>150558044
Many such cases.

>>150558205
Miley really did turn into a blacked whore for a while then people forgot about it

Dem Boyz winning the opener :)

>mentally ill spastic still can't stop talking about me

More than 100 posts over the last two threads. You're definitely on the verge of trooning out. We all know what happens after that

>>150558337
Si senor

Recycle, reduce, reuse
>>150555451
>>150555451
>>150555451

>>150558344
Where’s your tripcode, pussy? That scared of the jannies.

>>150557291
Yup, chorgers ain't gonna matter, you can'tt lift the curse