Thread 211982813

batter has only 2 options
>strike out on 3 pitches
>homer on the first pitch

>>211982813 (OP)
>Go ahead, "hero"...you know you want to...
>No. If I kill you I'll be just like you...and I'm nothing like you.

>baseball movie
>has Rob Schneider, David Spade, and Jon Heder

>>211983064
be better if it was wiffle ball or beer league softball

>team losing
>emergency meeting or timeout with inspirational speech on how they can win this

>>211982813 (OP)
>player rounds to home
>catcher crouches over home plate
>player jumps catcher and touches home plate with pinkie finger

>game 7 of the World Series
>bottom of ninth
>bases are loaded
>full count

How often does this actually happen?

>>211982813 (OP)
Baseball is fucking gay and boring, they have to make it all-or-nothing for there to be any semblance of stakes.

>>211986205
Baseball is boring until it’s exciting

for me it's Major League ending on a bunt

>>211983064
Just watched that a week ago, absolutely kino movie.

>>211986260
>dude, you should totally watch a four hour game for the five minutes where it's actually fun!!!

>Washed up old codger has lost his good fastball
>Has to learn how to throw a curveball for the very first time ever at age 40

>>211982813 (OP)
Nah homer is ALWAYS on the last pitch

>>211986719
Any time you hit the ball in play it's considered the last pitch, genius

>>211986594
I mostly meant when it’s October and every pitch matters.

>>211982813 (OP)
>baseball movie
>bob uecker calling the game

>>211982813 (OP)
>poker movie
>one player makes a full house
>another player makes a royal flush

>come onnnnn baby
>come onnnnnnnnnnnnn

>>211983064
that movie contains a literally perfect parody of albert pujols. still makes me laugh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu3doPE7ynw

>>211982813 (OP)
>slow motion play at the plate where the runner narrowly avoids getting tagged to win the game

>>211988405
>read em and weep

>baseball movie
>it's actually set the week for college starts and everyone is just partying and practicing

>>211988631
>fans run on the field and hoist the player on their shoulders

>>211988405
almost had me?
you never had your cards