Thread 213355098

What would you do if you had to do a sex scene with Sydney Sweeney?

try not to throw up in my mouth
t. bulgarian bull

>>213355098 (OP)
am I black?

>>213355135
Well you do prefer cows.

>>213355135
bahti lyjeca

>>213355147
we prefer horses

>>213355098 (OP)
I'd remove the cock covering and go all in.

>>213355098 (OP)
do a sex scene with Sydney Sweeney

>>213355098 (OP)
start singing erika and see if she knows the words

>>213355098 (OP)
probably jizz on her

>>213355098 (OP)
Ask her if she wanted me to choker her like in that sex scene with the nigger

>>213355098 (OP)
I'd probably have to beat off seven times in the morning before we filmed the scene so I would cum in my pants after smelling her

>>213355098 (OP)
keep fucking up the take so we'd have to do it again hahahaha

It be dreem. Cum true sirrs

Oh sorry I forgot my bit again haha shall we do another take?

>>213355098 (OP)
if i had to?

>>213355098 (OP)
I would not have a sex scene with Sydney Sweeney, I don't touch coalburners.

>>213355471

The only right answer.

>>213355628
>I don't touch
you watch from the cuck chair?

I'll tell you what I wouldn't do and that's get hard. That'll teach that bitch a lesson.

>>213355098 (OP)
it would depend on what the intimacy coordinator allowed

>>213355098 (OP)
I wouldn't do a sex scene with Sydney Sweeney. I'd listen to what she had to say. And that's what no one did.

>>213355098 (OP)
Have Sydney with Sex Sweeney.

Cum in my fucking PANT

>>213355098 (OP)
thorough private rehearsal at my house in which i'd mix my great white jeans with hers and make a baby

>>213355098 (OP)
Jizz and fart loudly

>>213355142
this lol
another bmwf scene for that woke cunt

>>213355667
No, that would be you, Moshe.

>>213355772
>coalburner
>great jeans

>>213355829
https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/image/x8CDQv8iG84_OOI_jpvXug/
jeez

>>213355628
>>213355855
she's not a coalburner

>>213355855
sydney sweeney... doesn't... have great jeans?

>>213355903
pay no mind to them anon
indians see the words we use and parrot them without understanding its meaning

why does she always look so much better in random candid videos than professionally made photoshoots and movies/tv shows?

Get a massive boner

>>213355903
didnt she admit to dating black guys during the apology for the commercial?

>>213355098 (OP)
ask her to wear a condom at least

>>213355098 (OP)
I would be a black man

>>213355098 (OP)
Insist on private rehearsals.

>>213355829
Yuck

>>213355628
>>213355903
guys who get mad about girls who fuck black guys but want a girl whose fucked any guy are just cucks with extra steps

>>213355135
>bulgarian
Even shitkins love white women

>>213355098 (OP)
>Sydney Sweeney
who?

>>213355098 (OP)
I would ask for unsimulated, raw.

>>213355098 (OP)
would unwrap a condom, never kiss the whore and bust as quick as possible.

>>213355628
based

>>213355098 (OP)
i'd say no. sex is gross

>>213356358
nta but you're the only mad here

>>213355098 (OP)
Make sure her absolutely repulsive face is covered up

>>213356358
she hasnt fucked a groid, that's the point. the people who are facilitating this meme are bengalis obsessed with black penis

>>213356597
i mean, it's the same skin color so they squint and imagine it's a big dicked jeet doing the scene.

>>213355098 (OP)
ask for a stand-in bitch with actual hips

>>213355098 (OP)
They both probably fucked each other A LOT off screen

>>213356575
>>213356597
>my wife took a 100 cocks, its okay cause none of them are BLACK
this is literally what you are arguing me about

>>213355924
They’re divorced.

>>213355829
gosh that contrast
t. 33 years old white guy married with two daughters who sucks black cock behind his wife's back

>>213356699
take your meds Sanjit. you never touched a pussy instead of your mom's when you got out.

>>213356699
poo in loo panjit

Bust.

>>213356755
>>213356764
Ask me to post a picture of my hand with my white girlfriend

>>213356833
i ask you to stop pooping in open water

>>213355989
This is usually the case with zoomer celebrities.

>>213356833
>ask me to post one of my 53146541136848091241569870 stolen pictures from facebook that i use to scam old british ladies

>>213356884
>>213356852
ask to write timestamp, poses, anything. Just ask lmao. Holy shit why are you so scared

>>213356942
>i can use photoshop and AI sirs

>>213356966
imagine being this pathetic and using this much cope lol. saying indian pajeet over and over when youre probably chinese

>>213355098 (OP)
Turn directly to the camera and say, "Jealous?" for the blooper reel, then go on with the scene.

>>213357010
stop the poo in the loo ranjid

>>213357010
you seem upset
must suck when your race is easily identifiable even when you're anonymous

>>213357010
dude you've been begging us to ask you to dox yourself over shitposts. and you call others pathetic. if only you could be as angry with your GF when she sleeps at "her best friend's"

How do the actors not get hard during these scenes? Do they jack off furiously right before or is the presence of a dozen other men watching enough to offset the arousel?

>>213355098 (OP)
not cheat on my wife with her later.

>>213357070
most male actors are gay and marry lesbians to preserve their brand.

>>213357031
what would i be upset about. YOURE the one who is facing black cock obsessed cuck accusations, and is mind broken enough to think people who have girlfriends are are using photshop and ai
>>213357056
A photo isnt doxxing dumbass
>if only you could be as angry with your GF when she sleeps at "her best friend's"
what?

>>213357145
>A photo isnt doxxing dumbass
you underestimate the abilities of the guys who lurk here

>>213357145
thoughts on sydney sweeney

>>213355098 (OP)
insist on method acting

>>213357192
I dont. And they can find me if they want. I would love that.
>>213357203
People exaggerate the size of her tits greatly. Cute but kind of homely.

>>213355098 (OP)
I'd listen, and that's what no one else did.

>>213357289
>I would love that.
ok mr masochist

>>213355098 (OP)
i like when a girl is naked and squishes her boobs on your chest

>>213355829
This scene was watched by hundreds of millions of young impressionable women.
The future is black

I want to be Glen Powell

>>213357394
i lol evry tiem

Probably take a shit in her mouth and smear the shit all over her tits and stuff a bunch of it up her cunt so it gets infected and infested with maggots and so she "gives birth" in a sense to a bunch of flies

Be black

>>213357789
Hello Saar

>>213355098 (OP)
try to make her fall in love with me or make her want to do it again this time in private

Savor every glorious, blissful moment.

Then marry her.

>>213357852
this. either a jeet or a saudi

>>213357402
Sadist more like

>>213357852
Yes. We are taking over your country btw. The entire world is our toilet. Your women too.

>>213357972
>Yes. We are taking over your country btw. The entire world is our toilet. Your women too.
how's it feel to be the laughing stock of the planet?

>>213357741
you didn't when someone made the same joke earlier in the thread (because it wasn't you samefagging)

>>213358012
I don't know how does it feel to have your country taken over by a bunch of brown subhumans?

>>213355098 (OP)
I make her confused and uncomfortable by intentionally appearing to have no on-screen chemistry and requiring several corrections by whoever is overseeing the scene.

>>213355098 (OP)
I'd be like "SYDNEY SWEENEY YOU MAKE HARD MY WEENEY!" and I'd start sucking those fucking tits, and she'd be like "wait this isn't even the scene!" And I'd be like "SHUT THE FUCK UP, TITTIES NUMNUMNUMNUJMNUMM"

Id be brought up on sexual assault charges and blacklisted from Hollywood, but it would be worth it

>>213358149
>I don't know how does it feel to have your country taken over by a bunch of brown subhumans?
I wouldn't know, I'm not British.

>>213355098 (OP)
I don't fornicate with chuds

>>213357695
I don't know or know of a single white girl dating a nigger, that isn't obese

Make her have sex with a black man

>>213358284
It’s the only way she can repent for her sins

>>213355098 (OP)
I would not do it out of respect for my wife

>>213355098 (OP)
If keep messing up the scene so we'd have to do retakes

>>213356749
This is the most based post ever posted on /tv/ before and it's everything.

>>213358444
based

>>213355142
definitely not indian

>>213355098 (OP)
I wouldn't do anything at all, I would listen, and that's what nobody did.

>>213359824

Shut up Marilyn.

>>213355098 (OP)
Get tested for STDs immediatly afterwards

>>213355098 (OP)
I'd do whatever I can to make sure we get the best take possible in as few takes as necessary, using the rapport I've already cultivated with my co-star to make her feel as comfortable and focused on the scene as possible.
This would be but a small detail in a larger, overarching masterplan to make her deeply infatuated with and intrigued by me

>>213359824
I need an AI version of "The Beautiful People" but this

>>213355098 (OP)
I'd suck her tits aggressively like that guy from the old sex scene with Ana de Armas in that one foreign film she was in before she had a career in Hollywood.

>>213355098 (OP)
Do a 360 and walk away.