Thread 213391159

Burnbros, we are so back!

>>213391159 (OP)
Crazy to think that he's even stronger and more intimidating IRL than the characters he plays. Jonny is a guy you do NOT want to fuck with under any circumstances. Just pray he's on your side.

LemmeAx'U'Somfin

>>213391159 (OP)
That hair and beard looks absurd.

>>213391159 (OP)
Finally an actual punisher outfit that isnt just a $5 t shirt

>>213391159 (OP)
EY PETE, M'ASK U SUMMIN MAN. HOW YOU GONNA PROTEC MJ? IT AINT LIKE IT WAS B4. TONY'S DEAD, CAP IS DEAD, WIDOW'S DEAD, AUNT MAY DEAD. Man get out da way b4 we got a real problem

>>213391159 (OP)
He's guidomaxxing with the hair and beard

>>213391569
He looks jersey shore

JUST LIKE MY VIDYA!!

>>213391159 (OP)
WHY DOES HE HAVE THIS UGLY BEARD?

He looks like he's about to burn local.

>>213391159 (OP)
looks like a mid cosplay

>>213391159 (OP)
He looks like a fucking nigger now. And a zesty one at that.

>>213391569
They were trying to do Greg Rucka's Punisher.

>>213392336
If you cut it off, would he cry?

>>213391159 (OP)
wtf is that vest he's wearing? is it just flapping around? its already caught on a mag in the promo pic

>>213391159 (OP)
Why are the clothes so fucking wide kek

give my bro Big B some muscular definition

>>213392482
looks nothing like it

>>213392482
Well that was a bad idea.

>>213391284
What is his job in real life?

damn this dude looks like he's gonna Burn Local

>>213391159 (OP)
Chump

>>213392849
>>213392881
Stop saying bullshit kid, Big B ain't talking like that. Be careful what you wish for now, i'd strongly advise you to watch your back on the streets now...

>>213391159 (OP)
I completely forgot about ronin belts. I wonder if Tu Lam will have a cameo.

>>213391569
His head kinda looks like a really, really stubby pencil with a black eraser

>>213393377
It looks like his hairline almost connects with his eyebrows.

>>213392913
Local Burner

>>213391159 (OP)
Why did he get the bussin cut? Tested well with zoomers? His only good one was the jarhead look in Daredevil season2.

>>213391159 (OP)
looks gay and fucking retarded
trench coat over a plate carrier would have sufficed

>>213392881
How would that even work? Why create scandals?

>>213391159 (OP)
Ruined by the stupid beard

>>213391159 (OP)
it just doesnt work if he isnt white
its basically a school shooter character

>>213391159 (OP)
The longer it goes on the more I hate this casting
This is ruining the character for me

>>213391159 (OP)
lmao manlet jew in cosplay. hilarious

OH MY GOD GUYS THE CAMEO CHARACTER REVEALED TO BE IN THIS MOVIE IS WEARING A SUIT THAT THE CHARACTER IS KNOWN TO WEAR HOLY FUCK HOW DOES HOLLYWOOD DO IT HYPE HYPE HYPE
HOLY SHIT THE SKULL IS LIKE SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT I COOOOOOOMED

>>213391159 (OP)
Hamas soldier be like

>>213396023
Honestly I'm surprised they went with that skull. Maybe in the movie he'll learn his lesson and become a gay faggot like in the comics.

>>213396095
kek i forgot about this shit

Any real ones in this thread?

>>213391159 (OP)
what a fucking dork lmao

Who makes these threads every day?

Imagine sending him to Gaza to free the hostages. Would be insane.

>>213391159 (OP)
>MOM SAYS IT'S MY TURN ON THE XBOX!

>>213391159 (OP)
>I never asked for this

>>213391159 (OP)
>awful plate, hangs over the mags so you gotta fiddle to grab your mags
>looks loose and floppy
>can't have mags in front it gets in the way of le symbol
just make him an actual le operator talk to some some people so you get it right and he'll actually look cool instead of a manlet dork who doesn't know what he's doing
thank me for my service I'm going back to playing Soldier of Fortune II

>>213396551
magpouches on the side is common for people who actually get shot back at
just that theyre either directly on your sides so you can lay flat for cover or if offset like that OP pic theyre tilted up wards to be easier to reach when laying down

>>213396095

This shot is not from the movie,he's filming a Disney+ special

>>213391159 (OP)
Is global warming an allowed form of localized burning?

>>213391159 (OP)
lul this shit makes him look even smaller than he is
this oversized hair is hilarious

>>213391159 (OP)
hes NOT frank castle

the only actor who visual brough castle to justice was ray stevenson in warzone, which sucked ass

>>213398110
Remember that bit where he kicked a guy's head in half?

haha, that movie sucked so fucking much but I love it dearly

>>213398110
visually*

i mean, just look at this cover

its straight up ray stevenson

also, the cover artist didnt base the likeness on anyone btw, he just drew what he thought the punisher should look like

the casting director for warzone took the artists depiction of castle into consideration when it came to casting

>>213391159 (OP)
Berenthal is a fag irl but I enjoy him as an actor.

>>213396540
Underrated post.

Imagine the Punisher approaching you and all your screams "I did not mean to be antisemitic online, I did not mean it when I said Free Palestine!" go unheard as he delivers true punishment on you for your crime against America.

>>213391159 (OP)
Jons the kind of guy who has some black friends but doesn't brag about it

>>213398110
>>213398118
Warzone is fucking KINO

>>213392527

It looks like costume department took a stab vest and cut it up to make it look like some kind of retard plate carrier.

>>213398110
>the only actor who visual brough castle to justice was ray
dolph was the punisher

>>213397191
You're mistaken. Magpouches on the side(belt) are common for people running a battle belt setup. If you're running a plate carrier setup you don't want to stick mag pouches on your side because it interferes with the range of motion of your arms. OP's pick is some kind of weird hybrid of the 2 that has all of the drawbacks of both systems and none of the benefits. It is a dumb design.

>>213398338
whats that barrel at the bottom of the gun there

a gas tube?

ar15s dont have any attachments like that

kek, i like how in republican-coded parts of America, that look is just a "badass veteran with an assertive rough hair and beard", but in Europe this looks like a fruity beerbelly Turkish guy

>>213398398
I think it's one of those hokey underslung pump action shotguns

>>213392482
he looks nothing like this run

Horrible fit. 0 Frank Castle vibes.

Where does Punishman get his hair did?

>>213398826
looks like one of those pajeet blowtorch do overs

Is it really that hard to give him an actual costume? Unc looks like a cholo larper with a messy skull on the vest

>>213399851
I am not prepared for zoomer slang. Since every new word sounds like shit.
>Unc
>chopped
Come on man you guys aren't trying

>>213396540
LMAO

>>213398414
>republican-coded
what kind of faggot talks like this?

>>213399851
Unc is aura farming in that picture

>>213396540
Jensen!

>>213392881
>make up scandals
Translation: posting real data + pattern recognition

>>213391159 (OP)
It certainly looks like we are flaming fairly close to home now fellas!

The costume looks fucking retarded, what the fuck were they thinking? They already had a great outfit for him at the end of season 2.

>>213400370
Unc is cooked fr fr, old ah gramps has negative Aura on G

Listen up.


I'm not like these other clowns out here, alright? I burn local. I'm talkin' hand-split oak from Jerry's Backyard Timber Lot off Route 17. Not some big-box, mass-produced, chemically-soaked, pre-cut, shrink-wrapped pine nonsense, man. That ain't me. That's not how I was raised.

I got a guy, right? I got a firewood guy. He's got rough hands, drinks coffee from a Thermos that smells like diesel fuel, and he calls me "boss" even though I tell him not to. That's real. That's authentic.

And I don't burn in no prefab fire pit you get from a catalog, okay? I built mine. With my own two hands.
...And a Task Rabbit named Caleb. But I supervised. I supervised hard. I was out there. Gloves on. Patagonia fleece zipped halfway up. Grindin'.


You ever start a fire in the rain? No? Then don't talk about struggle. I was out there last Thursday. Drizzle. 63 degrees. No wind cover. I still lit that match. You think you know pressure? Try igniting damp kindling with artisanal strike-anywheres while a date watches from the porch with a glass of chilled Tempranillo.

I'm not out here for clout, alright? I'm not burnin' for the 'Gram.
I don't need no fire-filter. This ain't about aesthetics.
This is about honor.
This is about grit. This is about bein' a real one.

You think I post my firewood stack online?
Hell no. That stack's for me.
It's crooked, yeah. A little wobbly. But it's honest. It's built with love. And with the help of my landscape architect, Ron, who honestly gets me.

I don't need to prove nothin' to nobody.

>>213391159 (OP)
I burned local, but the cops just said it was arson and wasnt amused... Why did /tv/ lie to me?

>>213400765
>Aura
I like this one, but then they added farming.
Fucking morons.

>>213391159 (OP)
Tactical pants not pulled up high enough to provide cover in a tactical situation. Need to be at least above the navel.

>>213391569
>>213392849
>>213396005
cool it with the antisemitism ok

>woah Punisher show le based
>watch a clip of it
>he's killing a pedophile nazi
ironic considering the most popular run has him kill niggers and Serbians.

>NO NO NO NO NO
>WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT
My reaction when I watch someone freeze global

>>213391583
>>213391569

*rubs head
MASKYUSUMN

>>213401134
>Noooo not pedophile nazis!

>>213391583
kek

>>213391569
Bit overboard with the Just For Men, I'd say

>>213391284
He's a jewish blowhard.
Only people that have anything to fear from him are starving kids.

>>213391159 (OP)
that tiny skull vest looks like a kiddie's one

Punisher is supposed to be edge schlock. Giving him a super serious story to follow is cringe and gay.

>>213391159 (OP)
Punisher as a 5’3” jew wow can’t wait

>>213401297
The most popular Punisher run ever is super serious.

>>213401340
Spoken like someone that has never had to feel the Burn!

>>213401340
Yeah but imagine him beating up some malnourished six year old arab kids and he'd seem strong then, chud.

>>213391159 (OP)
LIKE MY NEW FADE WEBHEAD?

Left was peak

>>213401638
>only good one is the one that's not even from his show
kek

>>213401638
scary dude

>we want the maga mayonnaise chud fascist muh blue lives matter audience
Boycott this propaganda for the Trumpler Regime

>>213401883
His face paired with the neck makes him look a bit scary at times but in the 'it's an inbred retard that will flip and slaughter me without a second thought' sense - reminds me of those inbred twins from South Africa (who I gather were actually nice irl) who in turn inspired those naked serial killer twins in that shit video game (Outlast?)

>>213401883
H-H-H-He's R-R-R-Right Behind Me Isn't He?

>>213401926
seethe tranny

>>213401960
yeah it's because he's a jew

>>213391159 (OP)
>Burnbros
Is this a holocaust joke?

>>213391284
Fuck off, Bernthal. No one's intimidated by you.

>>213401297
punisher used to be short glimpses into aspects of american and worldwide criminality and the underworld
sometimes more serious sometimes less
that was the peak, short one off stories
>>213401960
he's a moscow school ballerina

>>213401926
Fuck off. If you don't like white people having anything, then feel free to go back to your ancestral shithole and enjoy life without white people.

>>213392913
>>213394909
Berner Local 231

>>213402166
>Mob Rub-Out
wut?

>>213391159 (OP)
>>213401883
I wouldn't want to mess with this guy

>>213391159 (OP)
He looks like he takes it up the ass.

>>213391159 (OP)
Looks like a Lebanese.

Should have had an actual white guy play him.

>>213398150
sorry to burst yourt bubble but that model is based off Thomas Jane, Thomas and the artist are good friends and he posed for every cover of Punisher during that era

Remember when people were excited by the ending of Far From Home because they thought it meant we were finally getting poverty stricken Peter back in NYC doing solo stuff? Now in the very first leaks Spiderman is in a different country fighting Punisher and Hulk.


MCU is shit.

I just can't believe this dude ever fucked a female

>>213402403
Nigga they shoot in Scotland but in the movie it’s still New York

>>213401638
These are Warwick Davis tier midge proportions. Good manlets like Stallone or Brolin can pass for normal with the right camera work but Burnjew looks stunted even without any frame of reference.

>>213391159 (OP)
it's underwhelming because everyone wears punisher LARP gear now.

>>213391159 (OP)
THEY PUT HIS HAIR UP LIKE THAT TO SEEM TALLER KEK

>>213402604
He’s 5’11, so not very short

>>213392527
Gotta do something to make his twink body look bigger and more intimidating

>>213398110
Warzone is still the best punisher movie though

>>213402308
rub out
verb

(transitive) To delete or erase or remove (something) by rubbing.
(obsolete) To get by; to live.
(transitive, criminal slang) To kill.

>>213402394
what's with the hat

>>213402403
spiderman teaming up with the punisher to fight hulk
nah that sounds straight out of a comic book. soul.