Any chance the Harry Potter HBO reboot will be any good?

>>213486754 (OP)
nah, it will suck

>>213486754 (OP)
>6 to 8 hour adaptation of Sorcerer's Stone
Why would anybody want that? Just rewatch the fucking movies.

yes, show>movie format for any book adaptation

>Dying Snape shares his memories with Harry
>He sees his mom getting BBC'd
Kino

>"It's dark magic... it's an omen... of death."

>>213486903
What, you don't wanna see 15 filler packed episodes of pink haired writers butchering a small children's book?
CHUD

>>213486754 (OP)

Are they planning on changing the show's setting from the 1990s to the present day? If not, having Snape play by a nig is pretty fucking stupid considering he went to Hogwarts in the 1970s when The Troubles were raging and the United Kingdom was still like 97% White.

>>213486754 (OP)
>Paapa
sounds finnish

>>213486754 (OP)

I'd much rather see a dedicated prequel about Snape, James, and Lily's years in Hogwarts than see them pave over the films.

>>213487191
Also, won't this in turn change the Marauders from a group of assholes to racists? So will Voldemort be anti-racist? Kinda based desu.

>>213486754 (OP)
I need Tariq to give me a reading on this brotha’s zestiness level NOW

>>213487223
Imagine a movie from Snape's POV
>Be Snape
>Have a shitty family, be miserable until you meet this red haired cute muggle girl.
>Turns out the muggle girl was a wizard too
>Fall in love with her, make plans for the future, hope rekindled
>Too autistic to tell her how you feel tho
>You go to Hogwarts and get sorted into a different house, but not big deal, you can still see her
>Suddenly this asshole James Potter appears, a literal chad that comes from a rich family and everyone wants to suck his dick
>Chad Potter decides you look funny and picks on you everyday for shits and giggles
>At least you still have Lilly tho
>Oh no Lilly fell in love with Chad Potter and now you're left all alone
Literally me

>>213486754 (OP)
Why the fuck do we need remakes and sequels? Why are the matrix archons hellbent on keeping us in a timeloop?

>>213487525
>Take beloved child memories
>repaint them with the politics and behaviours you want the sheep to follow
Easy brainwashing, also the end of history thing. If nothing new is created, nothing can really change for the better.

>>213486754 (OP)
Oy Harry
I wanted to fugg your mom, ya wee cunt

>>213486754 (OP)
Why don't they just take advantage of Rupert Grint's tax debt, Emma Watson's alcoholism and speeding fines, and convince them to be part of a soft reboot?

>>213486754 (OP)
Why would you guys even hate this? Snape is literally a cuckold who gets bullied by James Potter and eventually Snape spends his entire life toiling over the fact that the love of his life was getting destroyed by James' bwc. If anything this will is black cuck kino casting.

>>213487322
only based poster in this thread. You just know they won't give a role as big as Snape to a brother unless he happens to be a zesty.

>>213487602
I bet in this version Snape will be fucking Lilly while James is working desu.

>Snapigger
>Bullied by harry's father
>pulls his underwear away
>"well guys gaze upon this, snoppy got a BBC! or is it?"
>"REVEAL DICKUS!"
>snope's dick shrinks into a pathetic tiny peck
>"Well would you look at that, cheating sizes with magic are we?"
>everyone laughs and start shouting "BREAK THE BUCK! BREAK THE BUCK! BREAK THE BUCK!"

They posted every actor except him

>defense against the dark arts
>black
kek

So in this version Ron is gonna be 2x a race traitor?

>>213487890
Based

>>213488072
Ron will mix race his seed and you’re going to like it!

>>213486754 (OP)
Not even remotely, it will have to bend the knee severely to trannies just to make it past the pilot episode.

>>213488072
Going to kek at how this hand;es the "mudblood" plot for Hermione.

I don't understand why they make a story about Harry and his friends again. Why not just create new characters in the existing universe? They have expanded on it anyway with Hogwarts Legacy

>>213486754 (OP)
MISS CHANG

>>213486754 (OP)
First two seasons might have potential