Thread 215633289

Poorly describe a TV show or movie, and we’ll guess what it is

A young girl kills a woman, then teams up with 3 strangers to kill another woman

>>215633289 (OP)
A law enforcer, a drunk pirate and a animal scientist go out to kill a fish because the governor is too stupid to see the forseeable dangers

>>215633289 (OP)
A woman and her cat have a REALLY bad day at work.

>>215633289 (OP)
It’s a show about nothing

A guy and his dog have to go around and they solve the mystery of things occurring and why they be happening the way that they do

>>215633289 (OP)
A suspicious business owner commits numerous OSHA violations, uses slave labor and kills a bunch of kids, leaving the sole survivor to continue his dark legacy

>>215633667
Bob’s Burgers?

>>215633601
Jaws?

Former teacher and his student cook marijuana in a trailer and sell it to a KFC owner before the teacher kills everyone and dies of a disease

>>215633289 (OP)
use it! USE IT!

>>215633289 (OP)
Woman fucks a fish.

>>215633771
Correct
>>215633725
Wrong

>>215633289 (OP)
A cowboy teams up with a dog, a samurai and a weird frog thing to kill his father

>>215633777
Breaking Bad

A gay fag, a poodle hair, a vehicle fucker and a shy dude start a band and become famous
the gay dies

>>215633289 (OP)
The exploits of soldiers in a war gets glorified.

A girl with supernatural powers murders a lot of people with the help of her friends

>>215633289 (OP)
Mad scientist kidnaps a family’s pet and attempts to shoot him in the face because the dad hates it

>>215634095
Beethoven

>>215633289 (OP)
Man adopts an unruly son.

>>215634150
Correct
>also the most inaccurate music biopic i ever watched, beethoven didn’t even play piano in it

>>215634043
Saving Private Ryan?

>>215633667
Willy Wonka

>>215633289 (OP)
Bald dude teams up with bald dude to kill bald dude

>>215633289 (OP)
The boat sinks

>>215634339
Correct

>>215633314
The Wizard of Oz

>>215633607
Luck?

>>215633601
It's the mayor, not the governor

Halloween but iPad

A young (man) wants to play football to get a college scholarship, but a bunch of mean WASPs just aren't having it

A woman inherits her family business but runs into trouble when the goverment decides the work standards arent up to par

>>215635419
School Ties

Something bad happens to a dog. Guy goes on a rampage.

>>215635340
>>215633607
Alien

>>215634276
Right war, wrong project.

>>215635431
Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium

>>215633289 (OP)
It's the most overrated movie ever.

>>215633289 (OP)
It insists upon itself

>>215633289 (OP)
Kid gets his hand bitten off by a funny demon

>>215636196
IT

Seasonal laborer is afraid of serial killer on the loose, maybe among his inlaws

>>215633289 (OP)
A guy goes and meets his friend and he helps him but then he borrows his car friend's car then he drives to school and sees his mom then he drives home

>>215633832
Revenge of the Jedi

>>215634093
Stranger Things?

>>215634043
American Sniper?

>>215634185
Problem Child?

>>215633289 (OP)
Laser lizard's a comin' to town. The space frog senses fear.

>>215635483
John Wick?

>>215636587
The Thing?

>>215636607
Ferris Bueller's day off?

>>215635483
Revenge for Jolly

>>215636795
No, set in WW2.

>>215633289 (OP)
A family runs over a creature and takes him in as a pet while hiding him from their neighbors and a deranged hunter

>>215633289 (OP)
alien consumes reeses pieces

>>215634450
Breaking Bad

>>215633289 (OP)
They fought in Berlin, but then have all died. Only MC and chick have survived.

>>215636940
Nope, but it is an '80s flick

>>215637239
Downfall?

>>215635962
Jurassic Park

>>215637022
Thor

>>215637022
Harry and the Hendersons

>>215637266
Correct

>>215633289 (OP)
A real asshole goes into the jungle to hunt much weaker creatures and picks off a herd 1 by 1. The largest and strongest of them fights back and forces the hunter to an hero

>>215637004
American Sniper: Origins?

>>215633289 (OP)
A weirdo tries to help people but only makes things worse

>>215637161
Mac and Me

>>215637283
Edward Scissorhands

>>215637280
Predator but the original version with Jean Claude Van Damme

>>215637161
Nukie

>>215637161
Pod People

>>215637293
Very close
>>215637338
>>215637360
Wrong

>>215633967
Bohemian Rhapsody?

>>215637283
my inevitable biopic
>>215633289 (OP)
Twink has enough of politics, decides to kill frenchmen

>>215637161
ET: The Extra Terrestrial

>>215637608
Wrong, it's Alien 3

>>215637316
Correct

>>215637608
Correct!
Can’t believe it took 4 replies

>>215636037
I did not care for this one

big snake tries to take over the world, but a dude chops its head off

A man does something

>>215633289 (OP)
Hiroshima in lizard form destroys a city by breathing fire all over it, prompting the government to try and kill it

>>215633289 (OP)
From easiest to hardest
>Robot guy thinks he's special, but finds out he isn't
>Government agent teams up with serial killer and gets cum thrown on her face
>Guy and his wife get killed because he brought another guy some water

Monke climbs tower, attacks jets and falls to his death

>>215637849
Easiest my ass
Silence of the Lambs
No Country for Tommy Lee Jones

>>215633289 (OP)
Guy can't stack logs so he loses his home, and only getting laid can heal him.

>>215633289 (OP)

— Fellow with a cheeky grin may or may not have to pile two or three cushions on the seat of an F-14 to see out of the cockpit.

— Man whose only friend in the world is his little dog is shot to death in a darkened basement by a woman suffering from a traumatic childhood.

— Industrialist nobly attempting to solve the problem of world overpopulation is thwarted by a fifty-year-old Englishman, a giant and a cute girl who may or may not wear braces on her teeth.

>>215637849
>Robot guy thinks he's special, but finds out he isn't
Toy Story

>>215637896
>Easiest my ass
Blade Runner 2049
The rest are right on the money tho

>>215637966
Top Gun
Silence of the Lambs
one of the Bond movies. Moonraker?

>>215635962
there will be kino (falsehood)

>>215637966
never seen it, and had to jewgle the name, but I know it's moonraker because of that fagdela effect meme

>>215637959
Kek
Wrong answer tho

>>215636820
Yep.

>>215637808
American Psycho

>>215637859
king kong

>>215637808
idk but it sounds outdated and problematic

>>215633289 (OP)
Man confesses to his crimes after office hours.

A terminally ill driver discovers he has a kid, and in order to go fishing with his work buddy, he has to drop the kid off by their friends place.

>>215638148
amadeus?
rashomon?

>>215637998
3/3
Yes it's Moonraker with Dolly of course.

>>215637841
Godzilla

>>215638180
Nope

>>215637959
What is that Pongo Pygmaeus doing here?

>>215633289 (OP)

— Young girl heads out into the wilderness with two men she barely knows. Traumatic events ensue, but she survives with the loss of just an arm.

— Flirtatious young woman breaks into the house of a group of miners. She uses them as beta providers for a while but when Chad appears she can’t ditch them fast enough.

— World-weary sort-of-policeman is saved from a fatal fall but then has to listen to his rescuer droning on about bygone days.

>>215638607
The second one is snow white

>>215638638
Yup

>>215638607
first one is true grit

>>215638607
True Grit

>>215638607
you're good at writing these

>>215638557
I CATCH YOU LOOKIN AT MY WIFE’S PONGO PYGMAEUS ONCE MORE, I’M GONNA BREAK YOU IN HALF!

>>215638691
>>215638707
Yup

>>215633289 (OP)
Big anti-hero main character man comes to save town from siege. Runs away instead and immediately blows up pathetically.

>>215638751
Suicide Squad?

Monks kidnap a boy, recruit him into a cult and stages a terrorist attack

>>215636037
The Godfather

hard mode: woman is completely delusional and crashes out at the end

us military try to find month

simp assassin gets hunted down by a mafia type syndicate after completing a job for them

>>215638148
What the fuck is this??

>>215638148
Could be Double Indemnity

>>215638148
Wanted?

>>215638857
>>215638916
>>215638949
Man confesses to his crimes to an FBI agent after office hours.

>>215638815
No.

>>215636842
>>215636957
Nope.

>>215633289 (OP)
Some dude plays piano, collaborates with another singer and becomes famous.

>>215639447
Rocketman?

>>215638979
frailty

>>215634685
Titanic

>>215633798
That one film from the fat guy!

>>215636856
Brokeback

>>215639712
Yes!

Some autist gets oneitis for another guy's woman and then murders a bunch of people

>>215640058
Could be Drive

>>215633289 (OP)
I see the reference, that game was awesome.

>>215634685
Poseidon Adventure?

>>215633289 (OP)
A group of colleagues take a nap on a first class flight

>>215638607
Since nobody else said it, 3 is Blade Runner

>>215637283
Man of Steel

>>215633626
Seinfeld

bump

np

it's a movie with characters in a place

guess

>>215633289 (OP)
A scammer and his two henchmen come up with plans to swindle money out of their neighbors to get their fix of preferred addictive substances, failing hilariously in the process

>>215640441
Cube

>>215640283
Inception

>>215640290
Right

Psycho leader becomes a bumbling idiot husband and his neighbor is the people he hates

Bald man refuses to move to Canada, his entire family is put in danger as a result

>>215633289 (OP)

— Photographer is constantly plagued by visits from his sweet-natured 11/10 girlfriend who seems to think she has a right to hang out and flirt and cuddle and feed him delicious meals.

— Police officer deals with his wife’s infidelity by throwing his television out of his car.

— Three men have been looking forward to an important trip for some time but when it finally happens they just take a quick look at the destination’s general area and return home without stopping.

>>215633289 (OP)
boomers accidentally end the world by trying to protect their jobs

>>215640808
Well 1 is obviously Vertigo. I wanna say 3 is Stalker.

>>215640915
Shit I meant to say Rear Window

>>215640915

>Well 1 is obviously Vertigo.
Are you sure you didn't mean another Hitchcock film?

>I wanna say 3 is Stalker.
I guess it might sort of fit Stalker but I had something very different in mind

>>215640937
Y

>>215640639
is that the motherfucking hitler sitcom?

>>215633289 (OP)
Niggers larping as criminals

>>215641471
Bad boys

>>215640639
Heil Honey I’m Home!

>>215635483
Valley of Violence?

>>215636607
Back to the Future

>>215637283
The Dead Zone?

>>215638835
Star wars

>>215638851
Hunt for red October

Leon the professional

>>215640808
2. is Heat

>>215642355
you got red october, might have been kind of easy on my part

>>215638851
>crashes out
translation? I don't speak zoomgroid

>simp assassin gets hunted down by a mafia type syndicate after completing a job for them
Ghost Dog?

>>215638851
Is the last one Hitman?

>>215633289 (OP)
Dances with wolves with magic trees

>>215633289 (OP)
>College Kid returns to his hometown after his father's heart attack, fucks a MILF, and goes on a joyride after finding a severed bodypart.

A jew and an Italian fight over a 7/10 black girl while scamming middle class white people out of money

3 homos and later a dog walk around empty buildings

>>215633289 (OP)
Dog named after French dictator goes on a adventure with a balloon

Seal watches his parents die, is kidnapped by a family and is forced to wear beach clothes

A bird teams up with a minimum wage cleaner to find the love of his life

Some kid and his pet MONKE attack a hotel and a TV show star dressed as a detective hunts him down

A disgraced former boss wants his job back. An Anglo and a Kraut say "No."

A Jeet seeks revenge against the American who redeemed him.

Man stuck in a bureaucratic Bongland hell finds love with a tomboy and loses it all.

Two crazy old uncles and a big cat are better parents than a whore mother.

>>215642693
James Cameron's Avatar: the Last Treefucker

>>215642905
Paulie

>>215643016
Close but no

>>215633289 (OP)
Bill Murray regrets this

>>215643054
Ghostbusters: PMS Squad

>>215643075
Wrong answer

>>215643054
Garfield

>>215633289 (OP)
tiny fairies or elves
before the year 2000 probably 80s-90s
felt like scifi channel
not Luck of the Irish

>>215643020
You got one right

>>215633289 (OP)
a kid is alone with two men who are trying to kill themselves in a car with a stuffed tailpipe
they have a ring that might be a skull
i think they try to kill themselves because they are in a cult but they wear suits i think
feels like Stephen King 80s-90s

>>215633289 (OP)
a white high school hustler hides his phone in his soft drink cup while going through the metal detectors at school
lots of black people

>>215633289 (OP)
Beethoven contracts a disease, becomes a murderer and attempts to eat people trapped in a car

Reddit Mcredditson malds and smokes and drinks during occult happenings.

>>215643426
Cujo

they were dead all along

>>215633289 (OP)
it looks like a movie but it's actually a string of increasingly tenuous bee puns

>>215642905
Napoleon

>>215633289 (OP)
A crazy dude teams up with a bad ass chick and her group of hotties to kill a fat fucker and his gang in the desert.

>>215642905
Andre?

>>215637781
Conan the Barbarian

>>215637849
1st blade runner 2049

>>215642905
Dustin Checks In is the Monke one.

Man/primate team goes on cross-country journey to find a literal whore, beats up browns along the way.

>>215643615
Bee Movie

Meet and greet gone horribly wrong

>>215636607
>>215642196
>Back to the Future

You got it!

Dumb bitch gets stalked by an STD demon.

Autistic child goes to a psycho middle school run by a fat Nazi

>>215644835
Matilda

>>215644862
Wrong, it's a TV show

>>215633289 (OP)
Group of teens do extracurricular activity adults can't(NOT group sex)
I'm going to sleep so will just say it's The Troop

>>215633289 (OP)
Emperor Monke fights Lizard

>>215633663
Supaarman?

>>215633289 (OP)
A woman's husband dies, so she gives birth to his clone and has to raise her husbandson. The rest of the movie is her trying not to fuck her husbandson.

>>215639447
it's not a man, it's a goose
it's not another singer, it's a stone

>>215642376
Right

>>215642936
>Man stuck in a bureaucratic Bongland hell finds love with a tomboy and loses it all.
Brazil

>>215644162
>Man/primate team goes on cross-country journey to find a literal whore, beats up browns along the way.
Every Which Way But Loose (or the sequel?)

>>215633289 (OP)

— Millionaire hatches creative scheme to increase the value of his assets but it all comes to naught when his lesbian employee is cured by a good dose of rape.

— Man with small penis visits brothel, setting in motion a series of events which culminate in a pigfarmer taking up a new line of work.

— Character with admirable dedication to the job in hand is shot, smashed into a wall, set on fire, blown apart and crushed.

>>215635483
Rover. Literally Guy Pierce who goes on the rampage.

>>215633792
Blade Trinity

>>215633798
The Shape of Water

>>215634043
Jarhead ?

>>215635962
Black panther?
Oppenheimer?

Bum vs Law because showers are evil mkay?

>>215643487
The Others

>>215643487
6th sense (pronouns version)

>>215638557
>>215638726
kek

there's this guy who gets wrongfully accused of killing his wife (who looked way too hot for his old ass) and like he absconds from the authorities over the matter on a quest to prove his innocence

>>215633289 (OP)
Urban monsters educate preschool children

Hirsute, middle-aged man plays a child

>>215650348
the fugitive

Man finds love inside one of the actors in the film

>>215633663
I am Legend

>>215650594
On your head

On ours you are the problem

Black vampire isn't a proper vampire

>>215650543
Innerapace

>>215650639
No. He's specifically inside one of the film's actors

Russell Crowe is an asshole. But to everyone's surprise, he does not beat up anyone in the film.

>>215633289 (OP)
A bunch of FBI agents disguise as hot babes

>>215637608
I love that little guy.

>>215650443
any Seth Rogen movie

>>215648192
Correct

>>215633289 (OP)
A horny congressman accidentally causes 9/11/

>>215651396
Charlie's angels?

>>215648569
First one is Goldfinger, second one might be Unforgiven, third I'm saying The Terminator.

A rich girl watches a poor boy drown.

>>215650638
Blade, motherfucker.

>>215651396
White Chicks

Ned Beatty is a lovable old fart cop & his partner is a jew

>>215651661
Titanic

>>215651590
Charlie Wilson's War?

>>215651726
Good job.

The Directors never heard of 73 Easting and need to apologize even more after Ukraine.

An entrepreneur wants a burger and fries but is perplexed by the bag they are packaged in.

>>215633289 (OP)
Battletoads?

>>215650667
Being John Malkovich

>>215633663
scooby doo

>>215633667
>commits numerous OSHA violations
this is my factory dude...

A bunch of time-traveling people keep breaking history, fixing it, and breaking it again, all while wearing parkas and arguing about whose fault it was this time.

The crowd howls as the unfortunate girl must insert a double-sided dildo her buttocks to another girl's.

>>215651994
Ass2Ass: the Plappening

>>215651967
Minutemen

>>215633289 (OP)
Famous singer becomes Legos
Famous singer becomes MONKE

>>215652058
no

War veteran rescues a waitress from a crazy bodybuilder.

There's a train and it takes millions of undesirables with irregularly large noses to a confined work site. It also didn't happen.

>>215652202
Mein Kraft

>>215644552
It follows

>>215652207
>He wanted Minecraft not Mein Kampf

>>215644453
Climax

>>215651658
3/3

>>215643615
The Beekeeper with Statham

>>215633289 (OP)
It makes kids throw popcorn and shit at minimum wage cinema employees

>>215652183
>War veteran rescues a waitress from a crazy bodybuilder.

Swedish kid stops taking his haloperidol and defies the local pedophile; reaches Ipsissimus Grade within weeks.

the people at the motel don't exist and are all a part of some mental patient's subconscious

>>215652314
Identity

>>215652300
Hint 1: skeleton suit

>>215642857
Stalker?

>>215652283
Chicken Jocky: the Movie

>>215652314
>>215652368
Hint 2: It is an American film, set in the 1980s.

>>215652449
meant for >>215652300
sorry anons

A government spook escorts a physicist on a flight. The flight goes horribly wrong when he's faced with a big adversary, quite a lot bigger than he is.

a man poses as a paedophile to reunite a child prostitute with her girlfriend.

>>215652481
Snakes on a Plane.

>>215652481
The Bane Identity

>>215652300
>>215652368
>>215652449
Final Hint (come on, anons...): "Roberta Sparrow"

>>215652300
>>215652368
>>215652449
>>215652569
Donnie Darko

>>215652588
checked and correcked

>>215633289 (OP)

— Large space-ship eats small space-ship and our hero’s prompt reaction is to get himself machine-gunned whilst in post-coital bliss.

— Two gentlemen waiting for their friend are disappointed and confused to hear that he's already left the premises. After a while they wrap their heads around the information and make their exit, presumably headed across the street to hunt for him.

— Seven intrepid heroes swiftly become two intrepid heroes, two corpses, two women and three dastardly villains. One of the I.H.s then performs a complicated and confusing magic trick in which he turns an American general into an English corporal.

>>215643808
Furry Road

>>215646820
Womb

>>215652202
The Train That Couldn't Slow Down [1995/6]

>>215652629
>Two gentlemen waiting for their friend are disappointed and confused to hear that he's already left the premises. After a while they wrap their heads around the information and make their exit, presumably headed across the street to hunt for him
Dude, Where's My Car?

>>215650405
I don't know but I'm curious

>>215635419
The Blind Side

>>215652712
I don't know. Wouldn't he have said "opportunistic environmentalist adopts orphaned gorilla?"

>>215652106
Lego gimmick literally who musician movie
Chimp gimmick literally who musician movie

>>215652699
lol no. Wasn't meant to be anyway. It's a bit unfair because it only describes one small (albeit meme) scene from the movie and it probably fits lots of other movies too.

>>215652751
Kek I'll count it as a technicality

>>215650405
Cinderella

>>215650405
>>215652701
It's Return to oz

>>215651815
The Founder?

a man becomes a tranny in order to see his children again

>>215652859
That's easy. Mrs Doubtfire

>>215633289 (OP)
Man sad, man make theater, man die

>>215652883
Citizen Kane

>>215652810
you didn't mention the chicken

>>215652868
yeah, I knew it was too easy

Degenerate with cocaine problem saves fiancée from glass cleaner.

A disabled man spends most of his time in the kitchen getting into fights.

>>215652991
The Walrus & Fight Club

>>215652991
Could be My Left Foot.

Black Adder makes daring attempt at survival in the 21st century, by starting a cult revolving around the singular goal of raping his uncle who is a dog.

>>215652898
Wrong but pretty good guess

>>215653009
>>215653017
No.
Hint: it's a tv show.

>>215652828
Yep.

>>215652883
Synecdoche, New York?

>>215653088
This is a movie thread faget

a guy receives rape correction, gets dumped by his girl and fucking dies

>>215653120
Very poor reading comprehension

>>215653120
Read the OP, dipshit.

>>215653128
Joker: Folie a Deux

>>215653128
Jester 2: Double Trouble?

>>215653134
Fuck off pseud I forgot what the OP said. You are below me as I have an unguessed cypher still in this thread.

Man goes to jail for performing a groundbreaking dental procedure

>>215652902
would have been too obvious

The star of david falls on rural jewish boy; alien invasion ensues.

>>215653168
American History VI

>>215653168
Good one.

>>215653118
Yep

>>215633289 (OP)
Clown rape

>>215633289 (OP)

— Man hires software engineer, although if he had known he was the type to smear shaving-cream on someone's slice of pie he probably wouldn’t have, which would have saved everyone a lot of bother.

— Woman living in a NYC high-rise gets pulled out of bed and dropped umpteen stories to her death, but no-one cares, because she's not a main character.

— Woman has passionate sex on her wedding night but not with her husband, and then tops this reprehensible behaviour by sneering at Beethoven as suitable end-of-the-world listening material.

>>215653168
>groundbreaking

>>215653267
>Man hires software engineer, although if he had known he was the type to smear shaving-cream on someone's slice of pie he probably wouldn’t have, which would have saved everyone a lot of bother.
A Scanner Darkly
>Woman has passionate sex on her wedding night but not with her husband, and then tops this reprehensible behaviour by sneering at Beethoven as suitable end-of-the-world listening material.
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

>>215653267
The Matrix (1999)
George of the Jungle (1997)
Ecstasy (1933)

>>215653200
Jesus christ, anons. It's Chicken Little.

>>215653299
>A Scanner Darkly
Nope.

>Seeking a Friend
Also nope, although I haven't seen it so I don't know how close it is. Would be surprised if it fitted exactly though. Some pretty specific details in there.

>>215653321
Nope. I'm pretty confident these three fit the intended works much better than anything else.

>>215653334
It's Jurassic Park, the first one. A Scanner Darkly is technically correct, thoughever.

Creepy incel man marries a blonde woman who plans to kill him and inherit his money. She understimates his resilience and gets killed by the incel's nephew.

Farmer lets his Dad die in a tornado; becomes God.

>>215653365
>It's Jurassic Park, the first one.
Right.

>A Scanner Darkly is technically correct, thoughever.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ifyousayso

>>215653405
RDJ's role in Scanner is almost exactly Wayne Knight's in Jurassic, my friend. There's even a diner scene.

>>215653397
Sounds like that Superman meme thing

>>215653397
batman

A mentally challenged man runs away from all his problems.

>>215653462
Bubble Boy, starring Jake Gyllenhaal

Whiny science lesbian wastes billions of dollars to communicate to otherworldly beings that are probably just inside her head.

>>215653495
Either Annihiliation, The Arrival or both. They're practically the same to me because I refuse to watch them.

>>215653495
Contact

>>215653495
Contact.

>>215653462
Run Forrest Run

>>215653495
Close Encounters of the Third Kind
Charlie Sheen's Arrival
A Bug's Life

jewish man purchases a technology product

>>215653536
Yes.

>>215653556
The Astronomer's Dream (1898)

He loves milfs and hates brown people

Stranded on a space ship far away from earth.

>>215653593
Written, Directed, and Starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

>>215653593
Pretty sure that's about a Jew who hates Jews

Todd Philips sucks toes on a bus

Goyim gentile saves the condemned.

>>215653672
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King

The bus that can't be stopped

>>215653521
>>215653531
yep

Son of infamous Jewish scientist steals the secrets of Nikola Tesla to throw a swingers party.

>>215653716
National Treasure 2: Book of Secrets

>>215653716
FART

Two Jewish men put on a humorous pro-Nazi play in 60s New York to troll the locals

>>215653832
The producers

>>215653832
The Producers

>>215653832
The Producers.

>to troll the locals
No, they do it to scam money out of investors.

Guy comes home to find his wife is fucking his clone who has taken over his life.

>>215651714
Correct

>>215654057
The 6th Day

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