Times were just simpler back then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj4KnAj8edc

Man she bogged herself so hard. She wasn't even aging that bad.

>>712334451

The cheek shit is a plague on the industry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZXEI6m6Syc&list=PLzXIyz1-v6QpyYUKSB4e_aDMblDG8JHIi&index=1

>nostalgic for zombie g4

>>712335564
yes

>>712334214 (OP)
g4 was never good

when Extended Play changed over to X-Play, the show and network lost its soul

>>712334214 (OP)
reminder that PORTAL is no longer lost media and ALL episodes of both seasons have been found
>https://lostmediawiki.com/Portal_(partially_lost_television_series;_2002-2004)

>>712335952
shut up boomer

>>712336070
okay zoomiezoom

>>712336069
It's not lost media? Then I no longer care about it.

>>712335952
>>712336070
>adventures of batman and robin
>goliath chronicles
>pinky and the brain and elmyra
>super mario world (cartoon)
math checks out

X-Play was kinda overrated generally i liked everything else better. There was this weird 30 minute block where they would play video game footage over ambient music and I could never look away as a kid for some reason (it was a cool way to find games too)

>>712335736
Hell of a lot better than what we have now

>>712336270
Okay.

Kevin is shilling AI on his new podcast

>>712336614
>>712336549
>>712336192
>>712335618
>>712334991
You're so annoying

I started playing WoW after watching the episode of Cheat on it.

>>712336754
Hate is a strong word but I really really really don't like you

It's funny how /v/ kicks and screams about normalfags, meanwhile they invited them all in with open arms.
G4 was literally dudebro epic gamer style bullshit rebrand of tech tv.
Attack of the Show was reddit humor before digg existed.
YOU are the normalfag you despise so much.

rewatched a few episodes on twitch, it's fucking cringe man

>>712334214 (OP)
>yet another g4 nostalgia
shit sucks back then it still shit now

>>712336952
This

>>712334214 (OP)
I've touched Olivia Munn twice. Her skin is very soft.

G4 sucked btw, techtv4ever

>>712336952
Attack of the Show went through a few different casts, I remember a few were more charming than others.

>>712337278
Olivia is massively overrated there were so many women on G4 between regular hosts and guest hosts and shes not even top 5 hottest imo

>>712334214 (OP)
beautiful woman

>the start of US GAMERS RITE???
fuck off and burn in everlasting cops hellfire

g4 was good when I was 12 back before YouTube and streaming and before I was old and jaded and depressed and I just want to watch cinema tech at 12am on a Saturday again bros.

>>712336952
Gaming was always normalfag shit, do you think Atari and Nintendo in the 80s was not mainstream? Your "hobby" was never some kind of super secret club, at least not in your life time.

>>712336928
cringe

>>712337806
You're being obtuse and acting extremely fucking new.
There were more games besides bing bing wahoo being made with quality and passion before the eternal summer of 07 but clearly you weren't there.

>>712334214 (OP)
Better times

>>712336754
>everybody who posts anything I don't like is the same person
holy newfag

>>712337278
This, back in techtv everyone cared about content instead of just putting on a show and even the women were cuter

>>712336486
I want to say that was Cinematech or Cinemateque or something to that effect. I just distinctly remember the "Nocturnal Emissions" version that would play late at night, which featured more violent stuff, overtly horny re-cuts, and more Japanese games (Especially for aforementioned horniness, kek). It was actually kino as all hell, solid music and I miss that kind of content. MTV also had the music video machinima show I enjoyed.

>>712336952
It got bad at the end and at the time, yes, it did feel like they were shitting it up compared to TechTV and earlier G4. But compared to modern journo bullshit and the eggshells people walk on, there was at least some fun to it and a few odd spots of passion. Plus, Attack of the Show legitimately was a good news breakdown/preview of shit at times before social media took over and cable was still relevant at all, it did fill a niche. Their film sections/suggestions were underrated.

Like several have said, it sucked a bit, but shit wucks infinitely more now. At least there were cute women and humor.

>>712337278
>techtv

I miss Tommy. Used to watch it with my dad back in the day, dearly miss it.

It's amazing that nearly every single episode of every single G4 / TechTV show has been preserved online.

There's a game from a Cheat! episode that I've been trying to find for a long time. So, I think it was a PS2 or a PSP RPG with 2D sprites in a 3D world, it looked similar to Ys but I don't think it was. I remember they were showing you how to do some sort of sidequest and it involved trading with NPCs and at one point you had to catch a fish. I'll probably never find out what it was.

no one ever mentions Layla Kayleigh but she's hot as fuck

>>712338737
Most if not all episodes should be on youtube. It'll take you some time but you can start digging.
>>712339016
She disappeared for a bit after getting involved with that teen "boy band" who put out zero records or songs.

>>712334214 (OP)
>attack of the show
Gay name

>>712339156
The thing is that I think it might have been from one of those Cheat! short segments they used to show that weren't full episodes.

>>712334214 (OP)
With everything that happened afterward, Morgan Webb was the only based person on that channel.

>>712339872
Oh I get you. Those would be much more difficult to locate. I don't even know what you'd call them. Like "Morgan Minutes" and the X-play blurbs and that sorta thing.

>>712340317
Yeah, I've already scrubbed through a lot of episodes of Cheat! on YouTube trying to find it. Of course it could still be there somewhere but I don't think I'll ever find it.

>>712340461
Your best bet would be to either find out the name of that specific mini-segment thing and go from there; or find out the name of the game and then crossreference that with Cheat searches. Just make threads until someone knows what the fuck you're talking about to find the name. I'd help ya if I were able.

bump

To call it a fall from grace would be a gross mischaracterization.

>>712337974
>There were more games besides bing bing wahoo being made with quality and passion
There is zero proof of this.

i miss these day s

>>712338458
And they're all great to rewatch.

>>712335952
Remember when it was GameSpot TV?

>>712336486
X-Play at least dealt with games. Attack of the Show was a bunch of phony ass people not talking about games most of the time. It was like late night cartoon network shit.

>>712337334
fag
anyway what made the sessler turn into such a weird cuck?

>>712345123
homo
im not sure seemingly just internet brownie points. some white guys feel the need to over exaggerate how much they believe in "the message" probably so they get seen as "one of the good ones"

>>712345123
The same thing that made all these people go insane around 2015/2016.

>>712345123
He always was. Drugs just showed his true colors.

>>712345123
He just bandwagoned the wrong thing he doesn't care about anything sides drugs and latching onto popular things provides drug money or so he thought it would

>>712345123
jewish schizophrenia genes

>>712334214 (OP)
Can you help me find the game, anons? I saw it on XPLAY - the only things I remember - it was jrpg and in cutscene there was 2 characters - blue demon man and human women.

>ahead of their time
>Can't find a spot on dying cable
>Gets cancelled
>Comes back cause nostalgia
>Do everything wrong
>Cancelled again
It's pretty impressive

>>712334214 (OP)
I waited in line for a ps3 over two nights. And incredible experience, even though a fat man with sleep apnea tried to spoon me when my friend and I shared a tent with him.

Shame you will never get the original G4 back. The industry is too pozzed. Everyone predicted "Nu-G4" was gonna suck and to no ones surprise it did.

>>712334214 (OP)
G4 is an interesting thing to have nostalgia for. Looking back it was nice to have something that catered exclusively to men and reveled in that fact but it also popularized the industry and is responsible for all the shit we have now.

It's also crazy how woke and retarded all the former hosts are. We all know Adam is crazy but even Morgan and the previous foids are all feminist types now. It's even more funny considered they were all sexualized back then and want to act like they were bringing in women to gaming.

>>712349254
>but even Morgan
She was a real feminist. Not a modern tranny feminist. She was the kind who just wanted options and was tired of hearing fags on xbox live try to talk shit because she had a vagina. She isn't one of the bleeding hearts(or should I say vaginas?) third wave feminists who hate men. Hence why there was little to no involvement in the reboot. See>>712335086

>>712349254
>Morgan and the previous foids are all feminist types now
no they're not lol like >>712350701 alluded to, morgan had already been playing video games (instead of adam despite fans thinking it the other way around). she ended up getting some generic job with blizzard and being carried by her multimillionaire husband then faded away,
layla kayleigh was fucking underage boys.
kristin holt was/is running some boring Christian video-blog with her HUSBAND and maybe raising kids i'm not sure
olivia was probably a rad-feminist because she fucked anything that moved, even got knocked up by some 'comedian' who left his already-established wife and kids for her lol

>>712351231
>even got knocked up by some 'comedian' who left his already-established wife and kids for her lol
Downgrade of the century.

>>712351231
>olivia was probably a rad-feminist
Olivia is whatever is the fad in hollywood.

>>712334214 (OP)
I like cinematech because it was like a huge archive of old ass cutscenes from PS1, 2, cube, and Xbox days. Mostly of games I had never even heard of.

>>712351391
That story is hilarious. Rumor has it he was cheating on his wife while either binging on drugs or while sobering up. Accidentally knocks Munn up and to prevent her from leaving him gets ahead of it and comes out doing the "woe is me look at the mistakes I made... WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF DRUGS" and basically trapped her into keeping the baby while forcing her to act like him leaving his wife to get serious with Munn was the plan all along.

I always had contempt for G4 - there were some bright spots but too much of it was
>HOW DO YOU DO FELLOW GAMERS XBAWKS AND DEW TO YOU TOO
and I never cared for Munn's character ; she either came across as actually contemptuous of the audience ("I am the hot girl who's here to get your pathetic virgins to pay attention" and annoyed that she had to do this shit rather than be in serious media. I didn't hate her acting in Newsroom, but I'm not sure she has a lot of range and we've not seen her in much since, except for Psylocke in that one Xmen movie a few years back. Compare this to Sessler and Webb who seemed to actually enjoy the roles and were there from the earlier days.

Also as I recall Morgan Webb basically dropped off the face of the earth and has a happy marriage completely out of the spotlight, so I hope she's happy.

>>712351809
>Sessler and Webb who seemed to actually enjoy the roles
i don't recall the exact wording but sessler has stated on social media several times that he basically hates "gamers" or the equiv of

Only nerds who couldn't get girls liked g4

>>712352281
g4 is older than you

>>712335086
>Menorah thrown out the window during chrstmas

>>712352521
>>712335086
Based
When this episode aired, jews were whining in was another shoah, another kristalnacht.

>>712352175
Gamergate really mind fucked him and basically anyone who didn't have critical thinking skills. It was about ethics in journalism. So immediately he thought everyone pro gamer gate was against him and wanted to kill him. He then somehow(like many others) conflated anyone pro ethics in journalism as a trump supporter. Whether it was an attempt to discredit and dismiss them by calling them racists and sexist or they genuinely believed it it somehow turned into trannies and tranny lovers versus people who wanted truth, transparency, and ethics in gaming. Then his jewish genes kicked in probably in overdrive thanks to his coke abuse.

>>712352175
Sessler lost his mind later on, as some are discussing. At the time it seemed he wasn't too bad- supposedly he would even hang out with fans and talk games; I'm sure he would get tired dealing with a spaghetti spilling autists wanting to tell him about their princess peach fanfiction or whatever the fuck, but for awhile he seemed to be a decent enough guy to fit the persona. If it was drugs or just getting in too heavily with "wokeness" when he came back as the representative of
>White guy from the old days needs to tell all the other men to do better, gamers are so over bro, don't be problematic!

>>712350701
>>712351231
Morgan seems in line with a lot of the actually gaming women I knew from that era. Yeah, they were tired of the same sandwich jokes or whatever but actually played the games and generally just dealt with bullshit the same way guys did - muting/blocking morons, or sniping back at them. The fact she didn't have anything to do with the horrid short term reboot and hasn't tried to spin the whole thing into some sort of grift (she very easily could have gone to either side of the culture war etc) or post career shows to her character, it seems.

i recently binged watched a lot of old g4 shows

>proving ground
meh. kind of dumb but innocent distraction
>portal
loved this as a kid. rewatch was pretty miserable. it has very few decent jokes. i thought i remember there being more humor and ongoing plot; but it was closer to youtube poop of just random stupid skits that made no sense and werent funny
>cheat
remember this being about cheats and techniques/advice. rewatching it is way more about advertising games and talking about them than actual cheats
>filter
fun top 10 lists, but dated and voted on by people of a certain taste that just always voted for the same things
>attack of the show, xplay, g4tv.com, etc
all the news shows were nostalgic at first, but then it just became kind of dumb hearing speculation or talk about "upcoming" things. if there were more elements of radio talk show with fun id be more into it, but nah


overall g4 doesnt hold up at all. more than i remember it was just advertisements. portal was just shilling new mmos; cheat was introducing new games; news shows and cinematech were just showing gameplay footage, etc.

it was novel at the time because this was before the modern internet and youtube. it was the only slice of the larger video game community/world you got and it was incredible to have on tv. it was a chance to learn about new types of games and your first experience with talks of top 10 categories for games.

>>712351231
>layla kayleigh was fucking underage boys.

>>712352809
Lets be honest while there was a degree of
>ethics in journalism
there was also a whole fuckload of proto-tourists who came to shit the place up here, much less didn't want to keep to simply ethics in journalism or keeping gaming censorship free, they started getting scooped up by all the rightoid youtubers and/or just couldn't keep their anger against Sarkeesian and Wu or whatever the fuck in their pants. There were torrents of comments about all kinds of shit that had nothing to do with ethics in journalism and so its no surprise with those fags as the messengers of course people thought that the ethics bit was a sidestory at best.

Ironically, this is partially what led to so much wokeness bullshit in the industry itself because of the pushback. Otherwise, we probably would have been able to handle it like we did back in the 90s when there were questions about Mortal Kombat and Night Trap by pointing out the flaws in the arguments against it. However, imagine if back in those days that everyone on those congressional committees got tons of letters from gamers saying we were going to kill anyone who tried to claim games made gamers violent... you see how things could have gone differently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSXdXFit9ZU

>>712354626
There were grifters on both sides trying to control the narrative to farm viewers. Anyone who got too invested in gamergate should probably be put in camps. Especially anyone from either side of the political spectrum who has made any gamergate related content taking it seriously when the shit flinging started.

>pull up old g4 videos
>tommy tallarico comes on

>>712334214 (OP)
Kevin pereira is a gigantic faggot along with everyone else post tech tv merger, morgan webb deserved the cancer instead of olivia munn

>>712354626
Why did you leave out how gamergate started with a majority combined front of "GAMERS ARE EVIL" articles within the same day/week?

>>712355151
>morgan webb deserved the cancer instead of olivia munn
Did she beat you in an online game or something? She is like the one lady beside Candance owens who isn't some raging anti men feminist.

why was 2000s so horny?

>>712355231
I dont give a fuck about that mid butterfaced bitch
all game journalists get the rope

>>712355207
Because he's a fucking jew

>>712355231
>Candance owens
>got marreid to a man 14 days after meeting him for the first time
>oh also he's the son of some gazillionaire who almost never appears on camera or has been interviewed

something weird going on there if you ask me

Did you not find it insulting to be pandered to like this?

>go to look up pic of diane mizota from filter for "for me its diane mizota"
>discover she was one of the jap twins in austin powers

>>712355292
why arent you ?

>>712355293
Apparently you do if you are wishing her more ill will than Olivia "uncut are gross" Munn.

>>712355463
and she cosplayed all the time

>>712355463
>one of
Those weren't twins? No one can tell me asians don't all look the same ever again.

>>712355515
As i do all worthless (((game journalists))), as anyone who isnt a faggot from reddit does

>>712334214 (OP)
There was only one credible person in regards to video games on TechTV/G4. I think his name was Vic. He was the host of Judgement Day with some other retard that was playing the part of the Halo Dudebro Hate everything Japanese cliche.

>>712355463
>shows up at the beginning of a Portal episode doing a Filter intro while Dave (host of Portal) is standing off to the side heavily panting
kek

>>712355653
>as anyone who isnt a faggot from reddit does
we call this an appeal to society or argumentum ad populum. Not everyone is a hateful faggot like you. Try again nigger.

>>712355851
>liking any games journalist
reddit is down the hall and to the left

>>712355965
>everything I disagree with is reddit
The short bus is on your right

>>712334214 (OP)
Watching old episodes of this entertaining. Sessler was also less annoying back in these days.

>>712355965
holy shieeet #GOTTEM

>>712354974
I agree, once it took on a culture war shitflinging and then the political grift types got onboard, there were people trying to fuck with things on both sides. However, we should keep in mind that most of the reason it went the way it did was because people pissed gasoline onto the fire and then complained when they got burned. Without the friction, the faux-feminists and that whole thing about gamers being problematic would never have made it into the larger conversation, much less into the industry itself which is part of the reason that we ended up with people hiring consultants for agreeability with offended twitterites .

>>712355207
See above - if people could have kept to the collusion of the journalistic entities that did the same thing (ie gawker etc) without screeching about raping and killing sarkeesian on her YT videos or whatever the fuck, then maybe the whole thing could have been focused on the intended actual problem. and before anyone cries about
>but wu made up her own harassment thing hurrr
Yes, and if there were only a handful it would be easy to frame those morons as just a handful of online tards . However such a large group of people couldn't resist acting like morons, and even vocal "significant" members of the community didn't disavow the people acting in that way (or tacitly / outwardly supported it as part of their culture war grift in the hopes to ensnare gamers for their grievances ) , this activated the faux-feminist trap card. They could not have convinced normalfags much less the gaming industry changes needed to be made without this friction on such a scale.

>The Sess

>>712335086
>>712338040
god I love her

>>712356410
it’s the guy

>>712356207
Why did you leave out how gamergate started with a majority combined front of "GAMERS ARE EVIL" articles within the same day/week? This happened BEFORE all the shit you claim.

>>712355020
What the hell was his problem with stepping sound effects?

>sessler mentions the bullshotted Killzone footage from E3 2005
This is proof that the doctored footage of Killzone gameplay was a scam to sell the PS3 on something it wouldn't ever be able to power with it's hardware. There are still some effects in that video that might be hard to replicate on modern hardware. Namely the dynamic smoke.

>>712355292
It was the last time before the arrival of social media and its weaving its way into everything. So there was both traditional media, different interactions on the web, and prior to the phonefag always connected era. There was a meaningfully different period of time in the early 2010s where you had the best of both worlds before things totally congealed into the centralized corporate monetization scheme it became and, instead of people pushing back, the turned on each other over increasing minutia.

>>712356680
its over anon. let it go

>>712356410

>>712351231
>>712351725
There weren’t any kids. I suspect it was a point of contention and the coke brought out his inner need to breed.

>>712356624
i dont know what youre talking about but he was always just a bizzare weird person

>>712356554
What are you talking about? Everything I mentioned is in line with that. The problem is once the other shit happened with the "pushback", then stuff like people giving a shit about clickbait articles from known clickbait factories (gawker was known for being shady even before it was a big thing), was taken over by the response. There could have been more actual focus on the journalism (or even early shit like the whole depression quest interactions) but once the other shit happened it was a totally different focus.

Let me put it this way, if we're talking about a Stellar Blade launch later today in a thread and some dude comes in and uses said thread to announce he's going to shoot up his school/ town and then himself, then actually proceeds to do so, nobody is going to give a shit about what we were discussing before if Eve's costumes were censored or not or if the boss fights were properly tuned, the entire thread's focus to the outside world especially, will be about the shooter and how many of us encouraged him to do so and told him he'd get to see Eve in his next life, or just told him to neck himself, or gave him 'advice' , etc. The original topic would be meaningless once it was overshadowed by something far more inflammatory 'we' participated in

>>712336952
G4 was okay for the first few years. Around 2006 or so there was a concerted push to turn it into a GUY channel for GUYS. Then it was nonstop Ninja Warriors, Cops, and later Cheaters reruns gradually pushing out the gamer shows. I feel bad that the relaunch tanked so hard because it really could have been strong if done right, and brought positive attention to the early years of G4. Which still weren't perfect, but Game Makers/Icons was some of the first consistent documentary style media about video games, pre-Gaming Historian. Pretty good for the time.

>>712357582
It was the
>Spike TV
influence with all the Cops, Cheaters, Ninja Warrior stuff and near infomercial levels of constant advertising.

>>712357261
theres literally a picture with john mulaney and olivia with a newborn baby

>>712357736
Cheaters was such a terribly staged show

>>712357582
yeah my last memories of g4 was looking at the tv guide channel and it being
>cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops cops
thats when i gave up on it

>>712357780
I think anon was referring to the first marriage. There were no kids in that one. I heard rumors his ex was barren.

I have a meme from ~2007 /v/ on my computer about G4 but I'm poop-phone-posting right now and then I have to shower. Don't let the thread die before I can post it anons

>>712358201
Oh I don't know why he replied to me then considering I originally mentioned Olivia getting knocked up (implied pregnancy) with a random.

>>712338178
I remember when she accidentally released some topless pics because she didn't realize that cropping in photoshop didn't alter the thumbnail.

>>712358289
>poop-phone-posting right now and then I have to shower
Buy some wet wipes you messy nigger.

>>712357270
He would complain that the characters walking sounds were too loud

>>712360170
he was a real autist

>>712360170
yeah don't worry anon. i watched g4 back then and remember him being weird about it too. people are peculiar about what they are peculiar about.

>>712356410
I know that goatee

I didn't actually watch G4 a whole lot except for Xplay, Cinematech, and Arena, the other shows were just too cringey to watch. But every time this vapid bitch was on screen I could have powered a nuclear reactor with the force of wanting to plap those eager cheeks into stupefied submssion.

>>712362517
I liked G4tv.com better than X-Play or Attack of the Show

What is the closest modern equivalent to G4?

>>712335736
This but I still watched it at my friend's house. They are basically responsible for creating the shitty "dude bro next gen" culture that almost ruined video games.

>>712364695
gamers nexus and asmonroach

>>712340060
Kevin still not being cancelled for sexual harrassment allegations is a miracle

i have had these torrents downloading for months and absolutely nothing . goddamit theyre all dead

I do miss pre-bogged Olivia...

>>712366040
according to /tv/ archives he fucked sara(?) (not sarah) in a bathroom lol and may have got her pregnant

>>712364695
any titty streamer that plays games

>>712338040
>>712356410
this bitch is ugly

>>712334214 (OP)
>>712362517
le generic 2000s porn girl

>>712343127
retarded addict freak

>>712334214 (OP)
This show fucking sucked, you nostalniggers are sugarcoating the fact that gaming media was all dogshit back then

>>712366532
I wouldn't say ugly, but I remember people calling her man jaw

>>712367093
It was but circumstances are very different. Back in the 00s when these shows aired, gaming was still a niche hobby. In the 90s, a station dedicated to nerd shit like video games was unthinkable. Yes it was slop but it was slop catered to people who liked video games and so was a great jumping off point.

But now? Vidya is a $237 BILLION industry. For reference, in 2005 it was only $10 billion. Video games not only no longer qualifies as nerd shit, it's straight up normal shit now. And a lot of things have gone down in the decades since G4 was a thing. In the 00s there were no options so we had to be happy with what we had. But now there are options so there's no reason for anything to remain at the quality G4 was at back then.

>>712338040
Didn't her husband make her get a tit reduction? I hope she at least had a kid so those genes got passed on.

>>712334214 (OP)
>E3 meant something
>Brainiac
>Xplay
>Cinematech
I miss it so much it hurts

>>712366441
I do like Stormfall, the tits are mostly a bonus

>>712367795
I miss it but in hindsight the place we're on now was kind of inevitable. We all laugh at Doritos Pope, and we should, but that's what happens when fans with no standards suddenly walk into a bazillion dollars coming directly from the guys who make the video games they spent their whole lives with. There was a stupid amount of corruption that had zero barriers of entry. I mean what the fuck was stopping developers from buying their reviews? Journalistic integrity. Worse was the 10s and everyone pretending to have morals they were enforcing without actually having any sort of integrity or knowledge background or backbone. Shit sucks

>>712368107
Switch 1 will be my last modern system. I've been getting burned by the directions of the industry for at least the last 10 years. I'm just tired of it all

>>712367819
Yeah she has substance,Elina on the other hand is pretty much a reincarnation of Sarah Jean Underwood,just as dumb

>>712337278
did she smell like sweet honeysuckle?

>>712368448
I know everyone memes on Horse Armor but from where I stand the event horizon was Xbox Live. Because that was the moment it became canon that the average consumer was willing to pay for multiplayer. The PS3 kept it at bay but eventually everyone else toed to line. Nowadays not only are games overpriced, not only do you have to pay extra to use a function built into the machine you bought, not only are games as a service a thing that exists, but you can't even guarantee that games are fucking done on release. And if their not then the idea that they will patch their way to completion is so normalized that there's not even outrage about it anymore. The Overton Window crossed over the retard line and then just kept going to the point everyone are not only okay with being scammed, they'll defend it.

Maybe it's just me being an old man yelling at clouds. I know older games had problems too but something about the modern era feels more expressly evil.

>>712367795
The funniest thing about X-Play was how they would always make anime fans angry. Although the majority of anime games were terrible.

>>712334214 (OP)
>watch old 2003 xplay episodes from the Tech TV days on YouTube
>Adam calls Titus a fag while trashes the
Final Fantasy series
>constant jokes about fags from Morgan
I forgot how based the old xplay was before they started to take themselves serious as a "proper" review show before 2006.

>>712334214 (OP)
I sometimes remember the X Play Musical that they did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J59Ck0xgDyw

>>712369073
I think what got on my nerves about that is how these were guys representing a niche hobby shitting on another niche hobby but then also expecting us to believe they gave said game a fair review. I fucking hate NBA2k. So I wouldn't have anything of value to say if I tried to review it.

Anons I'm sorry. I'm pooping again and then I'll post it. Yes I probably have IBS

>>712369423
>HEEEAVE HO. HEAVE HO

>>712336746
I know he tried before to bring back aots, but seriously trying something like that again would be better than shilling ai slop... cmon Kevin.

>>712369605
It was peak the peak of sports games around that time.

>>712367819
Still a titty streamer, still mediocre in any opinion she shits out. Hey, she's pretty, yea? It's all that matters anyway

unironically how do you cope with the fact that we can never go back to the way things were? Box tvs, the internet still being its own contained thing, tons of games on ps2, renting games, anime before it was totally blown open by normies, ect? I think in our nostalgia we romanticize the idea that maybe we can go back or things will change and resemble the past again, but it never does. Its gone for good.

>>712370279
80s-90s was peak anime animation

>>712369073
journalists hating japan never changed

>>712334214 (OP)
G4 was always cringe dogshit. TechTV was cool though

I feel like the only one that remembers Alex Sim-Wise and not just for the Juiced commercial.

>>712353409
There's some strange shit that went on with a teen boy band that never released a shred of music that she was attached to

>>712366318
based

>>712355965
Tom Chick was alright. You could tell he put effort into trying to actually learn how to critique things well.

>>712369840
he tried to bring AOTS back before the F4 revival they did on youtube. it was on twitch i think and just called the attack. then the horrendous g4 revival happened and now hes shilling AI

Poopanon here. I couldn't find the better quality version I had on my computer so I had to look up the meme instead
Were they right?

>>712370279
>unironically how do you cope with the fact that we can never go back to the way things were?
i dont. im stuck in stasis and it fucks with me mentally quite seriously

>>712337974
>t. underage and retarded fag.

>>712370965
Do you remember that guy that hosted AotS with Kevin and left and then became a millionaire?

>>712352663
No they weren't.

>>712372167
didnt some guy that used to host aots invent digg ?

>>712352809
>t. retard without critical thinking skills

>>712336952
take a shower, fatso

>>712372757
never !

here's your G4, bro

look how happy they look . . .

>>712375225
I can vaguely remember the woman in the middle.

>>712375118
Qasim G is still alive?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWRxJ28biNY

>>712375310
she talked about comic books . her name is Blair Butler

>>712368470
how do we feel about the female asmongold?

>>712375469
Oh she wrote the film adaption of Until Dawn. Glad she's still getting steady work.

>>712375664
>Oh she wrote the film adaption of Until Dawn
uh oh

>>712358364
Post em

>>712375564
Night Media?

We talking about w*men streamers??

>>712377797
no we're talking about G4

>>712377797
Child-bearing hips.

>>712375118
>Turned Attack of the Show into 8 people just talking over themselves
I didn't think it could be that bad

>>712372028
yes

>>712369273
>pic related
Geoff's rise was back in the G4 days but he was smart enough to know gamers only really care about big events.The game awards are a huge success and the evolution of the g4 days of gaming

>>712351231
>kristin holt was/is running some boring Christian video-blog with her HUSBAND and maybe raising kids i'm not sure

If true, then based and good for her.

>>712380330
She has two kids and lives right by me.

For me, it was Tina Wood

>>712334214 (OP)
Not going to lie G4 and SpikeTV were some of my favorites as a kid, thinking back on it i got alot of fond memories of those channels. Damn this makes me feel old as hell

>>712380531
i still think there was no better experience than watching e3 on tv every year. fuck anyone who disagrees

>>712380531
I remember finding out the El Rey was basically just Mexican Spike TV but then we got rid of cable

>>712380661
I always appreciated how everyone fucked around on the set.

>>712375225
>>712381036
I'm not going to lie, I would've went after Blair Butler

>>712380663
i remember looking forward to E3 like some people did the superbowl. me and my friends would sit around the tv from start to finish watching the coverage. makes me wonder where those guys are today

>>712356527
it's the guy, I'm watching his twitch

>>712356410
>Clears throat
>oh my god, what a bunch of fucking idiots, she's not a even real gamer dood
>now guys, I really need support to pay my bills this month, why aren't you guys donating?
>snort

>>712357582
>I feel bad that the relaunch tanked so hard because it really could have been strong if done right
If if wasn't for Frosk's rant alienating the people who wanted to see G4 again, I'm sure the G4 reboot would've died a slightly less horrible death.

>>712382752
Let's keep that momentum going!

>>712382992
Okay guys we just need to hit 15 more goals of $150 each and then I will order the Burger King How to Train Your Dragon Meal

>Bark like a dog.

Please come back 2000s

>>712382752
>wooooooooooooow

Is there IPTV stream of g4?

>>712384298
bark

Man I miss the late night game ads show. Would have crazy Japanese trailers for shit I’d never seen. Awesome

>>712350701
>tired of hearing fags on xbox live try to talk shit because she had a vagina
that's a modern tranny feminist though. language policing ruined online gaming

>>712382752
>>712382992
>>712384871

You are all just jealous of his great life.

Olivia Munn was so sexy. Sometimes I feel like weeping at what the world has done to her. I want to strike out and hurt someone, something, the way I have been hurt.

>>712385807
What happen to Olivia Munn?

>>712385518
Sorry to hear about your retardation, anon.

>just saw olivia munn on the cover of People magazine and she has cancer or something
>thoughts of her shoving a pack of hotdogs in her mouth
>wondered why shes even famous in the first place

>>712385683
Who wouldn't be the dude is basically a living representative of what divine intervention looks like irl. The amount of times that he has narrowly avoided punishment only to come out squeaky clean is a testament to something far greater at play.

>>712386132
So basically what you are trying to tell us is that you're gay.

>>712384852
>Please Come Back 90s/2000s
Some of us have been trying to do that, but the problem is people only like the aesthetic of shit back then. When an oldfag says
>Hey, you really like all these 90s/2000s games and shows right? You think you were born too late or didn't know how good you had it, or liked the days before smartphone faggotry and social media growing into what it did? Well (You) can help bring back shit that made that era better, all the stufff you're missing
>You could support the privacy laws we should have had back in the day until corpos intervened, generally try to put an end to the worst social media conventions, you can stop following vapid culture war and similar garbage, support vidya without predatory monetization, support open technologies etc.
and so many of them freak out about
>but then I won't know who's a tranny or a fascist or a fascist tranny and i may have to exist next to people who aren't all in my little bubble who are WRONG in some way hurrr
among plenty of other shit. I'd love if there were a crop of anons who actually wanted to bring the values back to made that period of time better in some ways, but so many only fixate on one thing or another and/or just pick an aesthetic. Be the change, anon.

>>712386016
she was shoving other things in her mouth

>>712385683
I was when he was with PandaLee, until she said that they almost never had sex

>>712385807

>>712386232
Me being gay has nothing to do with this.

>>712334214 (OP)
I remember buying a ps3 and immediately having buyers regret. Also, heavenly sword was trash

>>712385879
Bogged, plastic surgery victim

>>712386132
dsp's life is a living hell. hes the internets village idiot and his wife hates him.

>>712385879
She bogged out. I'm going to ruin your day now with this pic of Famke Jannsen

>>712386386
>PS3
Did you get the $200 Linux Coupon , anon? Anyone with a PS3Phat was able to at least get $50-75, and if you had proof you had access to OtherOS, you got $100-200+ depending. There were certain other categories too above but those were rare for like... someone running a cluster of PS3s with YDL or something.

This was G4's fate near the end. I have a lot of nostalgia for the channel, but what they did to Tech TV was unforgivable. It's a real love / hate relationship I hate in my head.

>>712386583
because the boomer exec's had no faith in a network that was purely video games. so they did nothing.

IM TIRED OF ALL THE DSPGAMING HATE. HE WORKS HARD TO PROVIDE US CONTENT.

>>712386329
I would've given this little slut so many fucking creampies. That jacking off on stream incident would've been me having sex on camera instead

>>712386356
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kwO69OEjQE

>>712386570
what the FUCK

>>712386570
The Brothers Bog claims another victim

>>712386854
I had the gif, but she had a nip slip in their vacation video when she jumped on the bed

>>712386729
and yet, it was right in front of their face the whole time.. all they had to do was live stream tournaments, talk about brekaing game news and do E3 / Tokyo Game Show / ect every year. Kind of wild looking back on it. They really fucked up.

>>712386946
At this point it's clearly a humiliation ritual. They come out like this in between surgeries and then a few weeks later re-emerge looking human again but totally different. Probably said no to the wrong director or something.

>>712377203
https://dontlinkthis.net/nsfw/cat/

>>712334214 (OP)
>insert hot dogs

>>712334451
she got super ugly after all her plastic surgery

>>712385683
>leaves his house once a week to run grocery errands for an hour
>has not seen his family or Conneticut friends in 10~ years at this point
>no friends, no nothing in over 10+ years living in Seattle
>only source of in-person interaction is a semi-retarded fangirl who slipped into your dms, at best you are roommates
>she gained 400 pounds living with you because your diet consists of nothing but Doordash meals
>no money saved, wasted $100,000+ on a fucking WWE gacha mobile game
>laughing stock of the internet, streams 6 days a week to under 100 viewers on average
>fanbase has long since left you, only viewers you have left are literal retards and wheelchair users
>clip channels / detractor videos now get significantly more views than his own videos
>get destroyed in any interview/collab style content you do (Sidescrollers, Kino Casino etc)
>most toxic, stubborn, greedy, egotistical streamer on the internet, when your name is even mentioned people just stomp on you
>get drunk every night on drinking gin, playing mobile games and drunk tweeting
>constantly cope and gaslight yourself on stream daily to convince yourself and the internet that you are not a complete failure that you obviously are

Wow, sure am jealous of that guy.

>>712335086
there's my girl

>>712386773
>*yawns really loud directly into the mic*
>now guys
>*snorts really fucking loud*
>i dont know whats going on recently with tips, i guess you guys just dont like rpg's
>*gets up and leaves for 20 minutes*
>wow i see nobody donated while i was gone
>*plays the game in dead silence for 10 minutes*
>nuhuh
>*gets a $150 anonymous donation*
>oh cool i really appreciate that
>*immediately ends stream*

2 times a day. forever.

>>712387047
>Kind of wild looking back on it. They really fucked up.
That's why they've spent the last decade pouring money in like gasoline on an open fire. Because the demographic for dead media are dropping off like flies and they need fresh blood to keep the machine going.

>>712335086
nice

>>712368908
In the defense of online multiplayer, you are paying for "access to the Network".

If you used online on PS2 you would know how disconnected and shitty it was. Every publisher had to host their own servers and they cheated out on them. You had a separate account for each game. Most "account management" if you could call it that was through the shit ass PS2 web browser.

$50 for Xbox Live compared to that is incredible.

>>712387280
Does that joy stick vibrate?

>>712387061
>stings the face but doesn't do anything about the neck
Same way that you could tell with old Victorian era crones. They layer the face in a mile of arsenic and lead but you catch them out by looking at their necks and the tops of the hands. No amount of powder can fill in those cracks for long.

>>712334214 (OP)
i have a bunch of old x-play episodes downloaded but it's legitimately too depressing to watch sometimes. a preview for a new Matrix game with zero tranny discourse, i almost cried.

i met kristen holt/adams in 07, tommy tallaico, laura foy wasn't friendly. tina wood was. i was in vacation in san diego and la. i just happened to be there when san diego comic con was there.

>>712387572
Go watch footage of plastic surgery, those dudes are pretty rough. Letting them near your flesh at all is a bad idea, near your neck probably qualifies as assisted suicide.

>>712382752

>>712387597
I had influenza on CHRISTMAS FUCKING DAY and newspooiechannel had a G4 Marathon streaming live at the time and I saw tons of it.

Crazy to think the world used to be like that. It's unrecognizable.

>>712356410
Just imagine how good her head game is with that jaw strength.

>>712387170
>Wow, sure am jealous of that guy.
yes

Whatever happened to Kevin Pereira anyway?

>>712387812
>Letting them near your flesh at all is a bad idea, near your neck probably qualifies as assisted suicide.
That's legal in Canada now kek.

>>712387870
it's just depressing because it's not nostalgia, everything legitimately did used to be better. you can look at stuff with games and not getting Fortnite and wave that off as you just getting old, but stuff like the lack of tranny discourse is 100% objectively better than what we have today.

>>712388165
https://www.youtube.com/@AIForHumansShow

he has a podcast where he shills AI now

>>712387252
It will be interesting to see what happens with cable in the next 10 years. I don't think it will go away, but man the democratic is going to be old as dirt and small. I personally watch OTA TV every day, and that is growing. Funny how it's completely reverse since streaming completely screwed the pooch too.

>>712388260
>but stuff like the lack of tranny discourse is 100% objectively better than what we have today.
Doesn't help that what you are looking at is basically a social weapon that used to be a phenomena spelling the dying days of an empire. Like purposefully lighting yourself with napalm so you can walk home later without getting shanked.

>>712388165
>grab her by the pussy

>>712388165
He hosted a couple shows on TruTV and came back for the G4 relaunch. Not sure what he's up to now though

>>712388165
>softball dykes.webm

>>712387043
She was so hot. Phil is definitely a closeted fag for never fucking her.

>>712388376
It will die because streaming will take over.

>>712334214 (OP)
How would you do a video game variety show in this day and age. Stuff like reviews, competitions/score submissions, and player submitted clips can form the meat, but there needs to be some sort of X-Factor. It's not like you can do gaming news anymore, there's too much to cover and it changes too quickly.

>>712388376
I haven't watched TV in ages and can only assume that it's gotten far worse. I get most of my stuff from youtube and that's no better either even with blocking out the 50 billion midrolls stopping and starting shit. Watching that would be enough to make you want to kiss a freight train.

>>712388942
E-Sports is the future.

>>712388920
I honestly think he may actually be gay, but just compensates for it by having a "gf". The dude freaked out on Atomic Hearts twin scene and he loves it when grown men play grab ass and wrestle.
If I was with pandalee I'd be beating the breaks off her pussy everyday.

>>712388942
They already tried with that inked up dyke and the muslim prick. You can't physically do a boomer format like this to a demograph that has a thousand other options to choose from. Paired with parasocial relations going back nearly 15 years give or take. People want more than what these set ups can provide.

>>712357261
part of what made their split "shocking" was how mulaney incorporated talking about his wife and their decision not to have kids into some of his routines.
though as I understand it he and his wife were well on the rocks long before their public separation. and I heard somewhere munn supposedly was a fan of his so I suspect she caught him on the rebound, let him nut inside with no regrets then had him hooked

>not a single mention of best girl
PATHETIC

>>712390135
She is very hot, but also has a shit ton of plastic surgery.. not as bad as Munn, but her tits and ass are completely fake and huge.

>>712390803
Her tits are fake but her ass is real, blows my mind that she has 8.5 followers on insta

>>712389439
Nu-G4's failings are its own, you silly billy

>>712390135
she was only around during the dark ages

>>712389439
DYKE DYKE CHINA??

>>712390934
There is no way that ass is real. Compare it to her in that very picture. I refuse to believe that.

>>712386570
you should've used a picture of bogged Whitney Cummings since that's who referred Munn to get the surgery.

>>712391758
>Whitney Cummings
She was always 5/10 though so who gives a shit about her? Also like every female comic her act is just hey guys I'm a whore isn't that funny haha vaginas

off topic but i like the asian british girl from outside xbox such a qt

These were much better

>>712391758
>sabotaging the competition
Like pottery

Two words : Veronica Belmont

>>712390135
I think she bogged herself.

>>712386329
>almost never
So they did eventually?

>>712392614
she, like most woman, decided to get plastic surgery. as another anon already pointed out her tits were already fake by the time she was on G4, but it looks like now shes gotten face work done too and imo looks worse

>>712393034
The doctors who push for this should be put to this.

>>712393034
>here's your christian waifu bro

>>712393034
jeez

chobot? more like comfybot

>>712393250
Who's the milf?

>>712386583
>Cheaters
God, America is so fucking trash.

>>712393335
how_new_r_u

>>712393034

>>712334214 (OP)
>G4TV Founder: Charles Hirschhorn

>>712393478
Not new, just don't live here.
Now answer the question.

>>712393583
theres a hint in the text of the post

>>712391556
UHHH MODS!?

>>712393147
>>712393228
>>712393167
>>712393484
>>>/tv/211352671
lets see if i did that right

>>712393335
Saggers from Mass Effect 3

>>712391556
her ass is real Anon, most women just think working out turns them into a roid monster, a decent diet and heavy lifts can give anyone a half decent ass

>>712393783
I am sorry. I am not buying Sara Underworld got an ass that big. So, she didn't fake her ass but got lip injections, fucked up her face and has fake tits?

>>712356410
I thought that DSP in the back.

>>712394375
it is

>>712394296
which pic are you talking about ?>>712391556
doesnt even look that big , just shapely

>>712386284
None of that's ever going to happen, zoomers are genuinely demented and don't know what was good about back then, and corporations are taking full control and cracking down now, everything is going to be automated and AI driven soon, we are fucked and the normies all want it, in one flavor or the other.

>>712391556
MR. ADVERTISER GET DOWN!

>>712394836
jej

>>712394475
>just shapely
it also looks slightly shooped combined with her angle frauding

>>712334214 (OP)
the first youtube video I ever watched as a teen was some autist gigachad's slideshow of pics of Morgan set to the rammstein track sonne... kino

>>712393250
she licked my psp i get to lick her feet

>>712393250
moar liek MOMMY CHOBOT

>>712386583
Don't forget the nonstop reruns of cops. Non-gaming shit on a gaming channel is always a sign of the end. Hell, they used to air trippy music videos of game music synched to cutscenes in the early hours just to occupy time or the time they had a miss america pagent for women in games.

>>712386773
I swear that jackoff sucks on purpose and I hate him.

>>712386583
I worked with a lady who was on this show.

>>712395468
I fucking miss the unhinged cringekino of early AMVs and YTPs.

>>712396296
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=la2pDFPWVo0

>>712334214 (OP)
Looking back it was cringe. Dont @ me.

>>712366441
They're usually fat and have tattoos so no

>>712334214 (OP)
LOL I just watched the whole thing and BOI what a fucking disaster the PS3 launch was! That's why I laugh at every sonygg*r doomposting about the Switch 2 these days.

>>712395981
Do you mean Cinematech?

>>712390135

>>712375225
Damn, Munn was like a cinnamon Stoya before the Japanese potatoes bogged her.

It was a simpler time.

>>712393783
Left > right, big asses arent attractive

>>712386773
Alright see you later Derich

>>712336952
pretty much

>>712397109
A better time

What TechTv/G4TV moment is stuck most in your head.
For me its
Attack of the Show Japan Special
Xplay review of some trash game where the character says HOT STUFF COMING YOUR WAY

>>712386583
>Top Gear

>>712356410
>making wank gesture as dsp looks at her

how did she know?

>>712397116
>big asses arent attractive
big asses are absolutely attractive but there's a limit. also it has to have a nice shape to it as well as size

>>712396296
Same anon.. Also that one and so many others are just gone forever. Tears in rain.

>>712397116
>big asses arent attractive
they are, the only man that doesn't like a big ass is one with a small dick

>>712397236
They had Olivia Munn wear a French maid outfit and jump into a giant cream pie and Kevin waved the camera man over to record her ass but they said they couldn't show it on tv. It was on youtube last I checked a few years ago.
It was a better time.

2006 was the peak of the network
ironically, the network started a HARD turn to shit towards the end of 2006.

>XPlay went from two gamers in a hobby cave/garage reviewing games into a weird tv show set with glass balls on the ground
>Attack of the Show leaned further and harder into making Pereira a dudebrohawk and seeing what they could legally get Olivia to do on air.
>Cinematech became nocturnal emissions
>Midnight Spank

Then they started getting rid of shows like Cheat. They made one mediocre cartoon, Code Monkeys (which had a great song by Jonathan Coulton), but they just filled the air with...
Fast Lane. Cops. Turning Sasuke reruns into an American reality TV drama.

>>712397736
I feel nothing to that pic anon

>>712397736
I like the aesthetic because of the connected memory of the feeling of pushing into it, myself. It didn't manifest until after said phenomenon.

>>712397921
Exactly, you don't know you like big asses until you feel one pushing up on you. It feels painful slamming your pelvis into her hips with a small one

>>712366532
Monitor status?

>>712398028
It's a big board of my "prone bone supremacy" platform

>>712387069

>>712397236
I really liked their Japan coverage in 2006 for Attack of the Show. I also thought their E3 coverage was always pretty exciting. The launch coverage of the 360 / PS3 also sticks out in my head. Everything and everyone was so optimistic back then. If only we knew how bad it was going to become and how G4 would fall so low. I am also very nostalgic over Tech TV. I wish I appreciated those times more and recorded things too. We really didn't know how fucking good we had it back then.

>>712397886

>>712397886
It's alright Sheamus you can sit on the racist council but we can never truly grant you the title of White.

>>712397886
How about now?

>>712336952
/v/ has been full of failed normalfags for the last 10+ years

>>712399159
>>712397736
Bag on head

>>712399070
kek

>>712399159
namae ?

>>712399159
Fly swatter on butt

>>712399159
frustrating actress... needs correction

>>712399331
tomomi motozawa

>>712386329
the guy has gout and a common side effect of gout is ED, I doubt they ever fucked

its been a good thread , fellow nostalgiafags. im going to sleep now good night

even ign used to be based

>>712387826
>>712386329
she was so sexo, can't believe you faggots used to say she was ugly.

>>712388942
I would say lean into the cast being goofy and let them say borderline whatever they want and fuck around on set, get real gamers to submit gameplay that real people would think are fun to watch. But even that is all impossible, everything now is super fucking corporate. The only thing that could make it unique is sincerity and edginess but thats not allowed, they wont get free review copies and industry connections etc etc

>>712397736
I feel like my dick is sizeable but when it comes to irl I think a petite butt is just more attractive and makes sex more satisfying cus you have a clear view of her pussy not obscured by fat. But thats just me. In pics fat asses still look good.

why everybody giving olivia munn shit?
this was her this year on the show your friends and neighbors

>>712401389
>why everybody giving olivia munn shit?
plastic surgery and botox when she never needed it, it's a trend with women in acting that some sperg forces her to get it

>>712367613
Are those numbers real?

>>712401745
Yes but it has global numbers including mobile games. Asians spend a fortune on mobile shit in Japan, China and Korea.

>>712401668
and yet look at her this year, she looks fucking great

>>712401859
>silicone encrusted fingers typed this post

>>712402032

>>712402032
are you implying that she's ugly in that pic?

>>712401745
>>712401858
I've also seen that 85% of that comes from F2P games.
So much for free.

>>712402139
>F2P games.
that's the trap, free game makes people think they aren't spending a lot on micro transactions

>>712402128
They shaved off her freckles.

>>712402308
>not enough freckles, wouldn't fuck

>>712336952
These fags dont even remember extended play the og shown with a better female costar. Techtv was pure fucking KINO and Comcast treated it like tarantulas hawks.

>>712402549
Yes

>>712398582
Its funny how ahead of the times they were with so much shit like streaming E3, TGS, comic con and everything else along with integrating twitter when it was just getting started. Hell I remember being on the forums and the hosts would drop in from time to time and post

>>712334214 (OP)
Cringe corpo slop and the beginning of the unbridled normalnigger invasion of gaming.

>can you believe we get paid to do this
How many people do you think they got with this commercial?

>>712393034
Am I the only person that's weirdly attracted to bogged women?

>>712406283
probably not but at least you recognize it's weird

>>712406539
Are bogged and bimbo one in the same?

>>712406648
I don't think so. I've always seen bogged referring to facial plastic surgery. Sometimes it refers to young actresses getting unneeded work done like Starlight from The Boys and other times it's for older women trying to stay looking young. In the end, they end up looking similar to each other like in that pic.
Bimbos tend to be more associated with implants, such as those in lips, boobs, and/or butts.

>>712406648
bimbo is so stupid imo

>>712334451
In fairness she was probably getting surgery already and then finally just had a slip up. Most people in Hollywood are having work done it's just typically good enough that it gives the illusion of aging gracefully instead of becoming a bog monster but once you slip up it's basically Mr Bean and the painting. Just a cascade of trying to fix a mistake that'll never truly look right.

Surprised nobody posted this one yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj4KnAj8edc&t=6611s

>>712407935
>Mr Bean and the painting
qrd ?

>>712408102
1:50:11 minute mark

>>712406539
Is anya taylor joy bogged? I thought she was just born wonky like that

>>712404756
Enough that they have multiple campuses.

>>712349254
>It's also crazy how woke and retarded all the former hosts are.

the chick who hosted Cheat! is now a tradwife with several kids

>>712408482
She was born wonky with eyes far apart, but she was super cute.
Later got bucced.

>>712409260
>>712408482
God, she was a fucking cutie

>>712396908
Funny I remember them airing some World of Warcraft machinimas on this show

>>712388376
>>712388936
It's only a matter of time for streaming services to become bundled together like cable and we go full circle.

>>712366625
>there were hapas in 2000s porn

>>712366441
Thats some hardcore FAS right there

>>712409523
yes

>>712382752
The only man to ever defeat the IRS
I kneel

>>712334451
Dont look up current Megan Fox.

Now that I think about it Phil also defeated metokur. I don't think anyone else has been able to to pull that off

>>712409260
>>712409315
There's no fucking justice in the world. This hurts my soul.

>>712334214 (OP)
Nobody was here for the original G4.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwOEVwaxYSo

>>712397116
>still has a sizeable ass pre squat maxing

>>712409674
thats japanese porn not boring valley porn

>>712334214 (OP)
I acknowledge the freedom they had and missing that as well as the occasional shit but they were mostly cringy try hards with the humour with lots of normalfag takes that freely shit on all kinds of elements just for being more niche, just dumb edgy 2000's high school/college shit

>>712410113
TO BE FAIR and not be all doom and gloom, this is her with better lighting

>>712402128
she would look better without having work done, is the point. and most women do just turn ugly when they "enhance" their faces yes

>>712411112
ok it's not as bad as it first appeared but I'm still not happy about it

It was definitely a cozy thing to have on in the background playing in the living room while I browsed MySpace and Youtube on the family computer

>>712336952
I liked digg, then they killed their own website because they didn't like all the Ron Paul support on it, then reddit got all of their traffic.

>>712336952
>>712411804
>digg
Shit man I haven't even thought about that website in nearly 20 years

>>712393335
>replies to a 4 word post where the 1st word is the name of the person
>WHO DIS???
please die tonight

>>712401389

>>712336952
you're completey wrong retard. stuff like icons and cinematech were unique and memorable. how were they normie in anyway.
attack of the show itself was extremely ahead of it's time, it's a shame it couldn't continue on in some format. kevin tried on twitch but it just never got off the ground, too many ADD tiktok brained retards like you. it wasn't reddit humor either, they would regularly shit on alot of pop culture stuff in ways that you don't see now, reddit humor and culture wasn't really established until the early 2010s, before that it was basically somethingawful refugees among other dying internet forums. it became astroturfed by left-wing adjacent people by 2012. most aots humor or sketches wouldn't fly on reddit post-2010

>>712411970
>"random collection of letters that doesn't look like a human name and could conceivably be the name of some bot-related video game posted on the video game board as implied by the last word? HOW OCULD YOU NOT KNOW"
You should kill yourself NOW

>>712370965
no, i remember. she did some reviews for xplay too. she was hot. this was back in 2011. i was in middle school. fucking wew lad.

>>712412236
What a waste of a jaw. Her face was so full and beautiful looking. Fuck these fools who tricked her into shaving it down.

>>712388942
aots is a brilliant concept but it would have to change its format now. maybe more like a podcast, but the problem is a lot of the magic of the show was in how goofy/charismatic the hosts and cast was. kevin, olivia, the producers, when sessler would sometimes join, haislip, even hardwick, it all came together brilliantly.

This was kino for a while. did anyone watch? i remember the scandal about kevin buying views that came out but it was actually pretty funny and enjoyable for a while. once they started inviting and pushing terrible co hosts and guests i stopped watching. one of them was unironically a reddit mod.
when it was just kevin and alex and other aots producers it was good.

>>712334214 (OP)
Hey wait a minute...

>>712393583
>Not new
lol!

>>712351231
>layla kayleigh was fucking underage boys.
Proof?

>>712357780
Source on these pics?

>>712413290
ive also read about the layla kaleigh thing. hard to find any info on her though, she basically fell off the face of the earth. she was in some music videos after aots i think.

>>712412615
>nothing on coomer or bunkr
have this relic

>>712413112
shes decent enough looks wise, but otherwise prude and or a tease.

>>712414594
what am i looking at here tho

>>712414949
some /tv/ anon dropped the pic with the store that he was waiting on her in the restaurant he worked at that has a gimmick of celebs signing plates and he snapped the pic when she left.

>>712395468
When Morgan had the short hair styles, gave me college girl next door vibes. Never liked her longer hair.

adam is BASED

>>712415562
adam is BALD

>>712415874
hair is woke

>>712415213
kino. around what year was this?

>>712415894
big if true

>>712415874
and BALD is nazi

I had a full library of all the original programming that aired on techtv, g4techtv, and g4. After the entire network reboot debacle I deleted the entire 6 tb folder. (((They))) successfully killed my nostalgia for G4.

>>712416289
nazi symbols were SKULLS and SKULLS are BALD so being a NAZI and being BALD is the SAME THING

>>712416582
So the girl in English class with cancer is a Nazi? Heh.... Nazis... I hate those guys!

>>712416431
>laughed out of gaming
>just like adam sessler
grim

>>712336806
I just rewatched this episode recently

>>712355292
Because the 80s and 90s were horny. You think that all happened at once? Hell no it took the Americas 20 years to reach what the 2000s were and it all centered around the idea of stop giving a fuck and do what you want.

>>712415961
I think the post was around 2017-18 and I think he said it was a couple years prior, so possibly 2012-15.