Peachsissies….

Alright, I'll say it. Rail thin women with tight little asses make me hard especially when they're fictional and unobtainable.

Oh hell yeah Nintendo. Fuck yes.

>>712372183 (OP)
her tiny butt excites me so

>>712374738
skinny women are hot in real life, accentuates the differences between your masculinity and her femininity. Nigger obsession with jungle asses has just lead to acceptance of what used be considered very overweight. Not that thicc chicks can't feel good to fuck, skinny chicks are just better.

Birdo is hotter

>>712375012
im not a furry but this pink dinosaur slut can get it

Post Toadette

Post Wendy

>>712372183 (OP)
>Shape vs Size
i can't decide either

>>712375757
She's not in the game.

>>712375978
They were all in the last game dafuq

>>712372183 (OP)
Left caters to the japanese man
Right caters to the caucasian.

>>712374859
Luna is sexier than either of these gross human wom*n.

>>712372183 (OP)
For me, it's Pauline.

>>712376351

>>712372183 (OP)
I like 'em thicc and I like 'em sticc. I'm not playing this stupid game, when I can enjoy both.

>>712376632
Me beloved.

>>712372183 (OP)
Turkish bimbo vs Egyptian tomboy

>>712376632
>>712376351
Portuguese-American sluts

>>712374982
You have not had sex if you think twigs are better to fuck than fertility goddesses. There's a reason that figure is likened to them

>the one named after a peach has a tiny ass

>>712376136
Sorry, had to cut the Koopalings and the rest of the DK characters to fit random generic enemies.

>>712372183 (OP)
post daisy butt

>>712378885
>Koopalings
Good riddance

>it could be years before these models get ripped

>>712376136
people turned on the koopalings because nintendo quickly overused them in such a short span of time

>>712372183 (OP)
I want to fuck Peach in her tiny little ass

peach makes me leak

>>712384197
?

>>712379690
:)

>>712372183 (OP)
Long and slender and short and wde, which is better?
I'm talking about their dicks of course.

I saw someone mention not to go to mario party threads during the weekend in response to saying mario fans aren’t weird like sonic fans, why is that

>>712383878
>he doesn't know

>>712376351
>>712376632
Hips of a goddess.

damn I was skeptical that they would actually give peach and daisy unique bodies this time and it was just the pose, but they really did

>>712377931
>There's a reason that figure is likened to them
Actually, there isn't. The Venus of Willendorf and similar obese statues have no recorded meaning. Them representing fertility is a myth, just like your heterosexuality.

Pauline is so sexy in this game. Big breasts, good ass, great hips. Peach is the least attractive female character which is pretty funny I guess since she’s the main one.

>>712375012
That's a man

>>712385405
>Peach is the least attractive female character
Patently untrue

>>712385261
Daisy eats more cake than Peach confirmed

Why is Daisy assmogging the other girls so hard?

>peach
lips and being a turbo stacy
>daisy
ass
>rosa
bodyline

anyone else getting constant net jitters in games? Unplayable

>>712372183 (OP)
Imbalance is the best. Hourglass is overrated

no ass + fat tits
No tits + fat ass

Simple as

>>712386353
short and thick>>tall and sticc

I prefer smaller asses and I'm not kidding

>>712387464
>no ass + fat tits
repulsive

>>712387619
Same.

Alright science done. Pauline mogs and it's not close

Alright science done. Pauline mogs and it's not close

>>712385261
Peach, Daisy, Rosalina have had different bodies for years now in 8 and 8 deluxe. world just made it more apparent.

>>712386353
Luigi won

>>712372183 (OP)
You're Peach for a day, what would you let the boys do to you?

>>712385275
>durr they made them that way.....for no reason bro!!
LOL ok try having sex before weighing in, bud

>>712388406
based Buchukisku chad

>>712376136
They'll ransom them to you later.
By that I mean the data will be forced onto your console but you won't be able to access it without paying them.

>>712388235
I appreciate your ability to be confidently wrong

>>712388953
this doesn't make the point you think it does...

>>712389128
It's the models literally ripped from 8, and they are polygon to polygon the exact same model with different heads

>>712389314
they clearly aren't the same tho... get your eyes checked anon

>>712383975
Being a Koopaling fan is suffering. I'm honestly surprised Pink Gold Peach didn't sneak back in as a Peach costume just to rub salt in the wound.

Daisy most likely has cellulite

>>712389659
We have Baby Rosalina with her many costumes for that

pumping...................

>>712389408
this anon is correct, you can clearly see its two different colors. i rest my case

>>712386353
>>712380379
ROSALINA WEBM WHERE??

>>712386353
>Kill
>Fuck
>Marry
>Befriend

>>712372183 (OP)
>daisy is not unlocked by default
>baby daisy is
Explain.

>>712375848
imagine if mario world looked like this. Imagine.

>>712388195
>>712385405
Based Pauline chads. Best girl by far

>>712372183 (OP)
Daisy > Peach > Rosalina > Pauline

>>712394435
this but in reverse

>>712394595

Rosalina mogs them all

>>712376351
Based. Same.

>>712395104
Who is this Rosalina and why does she moogle them all?

>>712372183 (OP)
Daisy a big booty latina confirmed.

>>712388235
What the fuck is her problem?

>>712384902
Proceed

>>712385520

AND she has a midriff outfit ! DaisyCHADS can't stop winning.
And we won't stop, cause we can't stop.
>>712388195
Look at the hips to waist ratio : Daisy still is on pole position
>>712394212
2nd best

>>712396012

>>712389408
Daisy's head is rounder which makes you think she'd have a wider body overall like in the new models, but both actually shared the same body model in 8 outside of the head.

>>712372183 (OP)
Daisy's ass and thighs are pure muscle

>>712389659
Well, not even Metal Mario made it in this time, which is actually kind off surprising.

>>712396435
you're blind

>>712395226
I think she's supposed to be Shiroma from Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon, but they got lazy with the model and just recolored Rosalina or something. It's really weird.

>>712395226
I think she's supposed to be Shiroma from Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon, but they got lazy with the model and just recolored Rosalina or something. It's really weird.

>>712372183 (OP)
The only Nintendo direction I've been liking

>>712396516
We all know they are saving him for the ((((DLC))))

>>712388953
There actually is a slight difference in the models if you pay close attention

>>712372183 (OP)
>>712380379
>>712385139

>>712397298
>but they got lazy with the model
that design predates mario galaxy by a year

>>712374982
sticks with zero femininity are not attractive to high testosterone males

>>712397470
waaaa….

>>712397532
It’s just generic final fantasy white made

>>712393241
Best I can offer

Peach's biggest peach

>>712374738

>>712372183 (OP)
both of them sitting on me at the same time

>>712397470
>how to make
Are there 3dprint blueprints for these figures?
I suck at painting but I'd try.

>>712399090
You’d die from Daisy doing that

>>712387619
>oy vey, this one slipped through the cracks! Beam some hiphop into his house RIGHT NOW

>>712387619
Bet you prefer big cocks too

>>712399440
I want to suffocate on her ass when she plops onto my face

>>712398271
visible pantylines in a Mario game is crazy

>>712397358
okay okay i'll play her game

>>712398271
Have one of Daisy like this?

>>712395104
At being the worst, yes

Bump

>>712397731
Of course it is, that’s the Square Enix house style—pale, flawless skin tone #FFFFFF, vague backstory about crystals, and anime hair with gravity issues. You knew what you were signing up for the moment you saw the shoulder pauldrons.

>>712376632
I miss trophies in smash.

Daisy trophy wife

Wife

>>712388195
>>712394212
You are fucking retarded. Daisy has a larger ass and waist size relative to her body size, and Pauline has a smoother suit.

Daisy is latina after all

>>712405716
Do explain how you think the smoothness of a suit effects a pixel length count.

>>712406301
Shut the fuck up.

>>712406897
Another textbook case of iq and chimp-out impulse control relations. Good looks monkey boy

>>712407197
FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOUUUU
OOK OOK OOK

Peach owes me sex

>>712375012
w...what did they mean by this?

>>712408016
?

>>712386353
>marry
>marry
>marry
>marry

>>712408016

>>712407713
Monkey business aside, is that really a young Pauline? How the fuck would that work?

>>712386353
>>712408237
Anal sex all four. Yes, in the butt!

>>712376351
Same.

>>712394138
There isn't a Baby Daisy-themed track.

>>712408016
Mario…

>>712408358
There should be

>>712408240
This is Mario and Pauline's daughter.

>>712408792
My wife

>>712408792
She’s just a rock

The girls!

>>712408915
Pauline looks so trashy

>>712409025
That's rude of you.

>>712408668
Since Baby Daisy's previous appearances were other Mario Karts, a baseball game, and Dr. Mario phone game, so it seems hard to imagine what the motif would be.

>>712409025
Shut the fuck up Daisyfag

>>712404565
based.

>>712409316
Why you just gonna assume he’s a Daisyfag?

Bring back Plum. She cute.

>>712409719
Tell me more about Plum

>>712376351
Based as fuck.

>>712397536
The rich and famous always pick skinny tall slender women with huge tits and a small but extremely shapely ass
Trash people think big is better when its just a pile of badly shaped fat
Even the black rappers are starting to do go after skinny models

Good more thicc busty chubsters for me

>>712407713
>>712408240
>>712408792
So this game takes place in the past since we have loli pauline which means DK might not have his model completely changed when Smash comes out
Now lets hope we get loli peach, rosalina, and daisy dlcs attached to this

Why are you all assuming it’s actually Pauline and not another person?

>>712375012
what the hell

>>712386353
fuck, cannibalize, rape, marry

>>712410486
For starters the kid has a freckles and a prettier face than Pauline

>>712411036
>he doesn't know

What are they looking at?

>>712409552
They're the only ones that makes wife wars

>>712411507
Your dick small.

>>712372183 (OP)
They're both hot, but I like Peach's thinness more

>>712397470
why is Bowser fucking himself

>>712397470
The tits look too bolted on, also we now know that Daisy should probably be curvier than that.

>>712394595
Is there a sauce for this or is it ai generated slop

>>712409025

>>712411926
w-woah!

>>712409786
She's not the best girl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXK3qzEXrL4

>>712413475
she's hot as hell
i need her roll webm

normal adult pauline is completely hideous

8 foot tall futa rosalina fucking peach and daisy

>>712410271
based

>>712413906

>>712372183 (OP)
Its simple anon. White men prefer smaller asses because all your male ancestors were married to small asses because most white women have small asses.

>>712372183 (OP)
I knew there was a reason I married Daisy. Now the rest of you BACK OFF. She’s mine.

>>712414327
What is Daisy if not Caucasian?

>YES it's really important to put the girls in skin tight suits and modelize their ass crack in a kid's game
I thought Nintendo stopped being gross and weird like that years ago

Post baby rosalina.

>>712415270
Shit up fag

>>712372183 (OP)
It is manga accurate, still not buying a 80 dollar kart racer, the Switch is over 627 dollars in my country, I can manage that, but 80 for this?
fuck that

>>712415612

>>712408475
yeah, move on. if she's not interested stop simping. its not hard. talk to multiple women.

>>712385520
yes

The ponytails worth a lot with the bikesuits, ngl

>>712372183 (OP)
>>712388406
>>712397470
Sonic threads dont have trannies and NTR in them. Sonic won.

>>712372183 (OP)
left is white beauty standard
right is brown beauty standard

>>712374982
So gay, you’re homosexual. You are a FAGGOT.

Pauline mains! Does she gets a chance to have more outfits.

>>712387814
Correct.

>>712415921

>>712417075

>>712375012
She has a nice butt

>>712414875
Arab

>>712387464
no ass + fat tits is the only wrong option

>>712415921
'Member how in the late 80s and early 90s Disney made the price tag to rent Pinocchio and Bambi so FUCKING high that the only people who could buy them for the most part were video rentals like Blockbuster?
Nintendo is doing the same now, but with shills and streamers like Videogame Dunkey and Arlo, they would buy Nintendo's junk no matter the price and the shill the games on Youtube reviews and streams, like that one video from a few years ago where Dunkey said that it was okay for Nintendo to increase the videogames' price to 70 dollars and never make them cheaper or go on sale (like they did with the "greatest hits" line on Gamecube) because "every game Nintendo made has a seal of quality that makes them a masterpiece worth paying for 70 dollars or more" in Dunkey's own words

>>712415921
>>712417075
They showed Peach's ass in the manga as well and it was in fact smaller than Daisy's

>>712415921
>>712418191
There are actual canon ass sizes for the princesses?

Nice.

>>712380379

>>712374738
>>712374982
Based. Variety is always good.

>>712419913
Yeah, from the 90s Mario manga

>>712397536
Wrong, pig fucker.

>>712410271
Yup. Fat is gross.

>>712386353
I wanna pronebone all four. I'm eating good!

>>712416158
Based and rational. Too many dudes out here treating every convo with a girl like it's a JRPG romance sidequest. Just talk normal, move on if it flops, and keep the rotation alive.

>>712372183 (OP)
Daisy has always been hotter

>>712386353
Beaner.

Pauline is so beautiful

>>712372183 (OP)
>Peachsissies
Yes?

>>712426453
MAKE THE BE MEEEEEEE
Imagine getting to play princess untold tale but, in reality.
You have to deal with toadsworth initially, and the old womans cooter but from then on its gaming time.

What's with Peach and AGP

>>712426812
shes the embodiment of being a woman, so the natural source of AGP fascination
also probably unironically one of the original fem protag porn games anons played, and the perfect model for bimboification.

>>712379690
Kek very fitting

>>712410384
Doesn't really make sense because cranky is in the game and specifically mentions being rivals with mario.

>>712386353
Anyone arguing for one over the other is low test. All four is the correct answer.
>Sunday
Peach
>Primary position
Mating Press
>Monday
Daisy
>Primary position
Prone Bone
>Tuesday
Rosalina
>Primary position
Stand & Carry
>Wednesday
Pauline
>Primary position
Doggy Style
>Thursday
Peach and Rosalina
>Primary position
Double Cowgirl
>Friday
Daisy & Pauline
>Primary position
Missionary with with one licking my balls
>Saturday
Peach + Daisy + Rosalina _ Pauline
>Primary position
Anything and everything goes.

>>712375012
thats the body of a toddler
if you think this is attractive you need to be on a list.

>>712376632
pauline existed before odyssey ??

>>712428806
>thats the body of a toddler
yes, and?
>you need to be on a list.
The B A S E D departments list, yes. The list for experimental toddler impregnation tests, yes.

>>712413475
Pure sex.

>>712428884
yes newfag-kun
She the girl you saved from the big monkey in the original mario game. with the fire barrels and ladders.

>>712408475
Ironic because I don't even follow that slop and I know that she feels he is too good for her or some nonsense.

>>712372183 (OP)

>>712428884
>>712429414
To be more specific her current design first appeared in Donkey Kong 94 (the gameboy game)

>>712386353
>>712380379
>>712372183 (OP)
LUIGI GETS TO TAP THAT?!

>>712372183 (OP)
If you like fat asses, you have been brainwashed by jewa

Test

>>712429880
How fat is too fat?
I draw the line at the vulva getting covered by fat.

>that feeling when you will NEVER wake up as princess peach and go on a cross county tour of taking every single cock in the land with your new female bimbo body
>that feeling when you will NEVER wake up as rosalina and get to experience the constant impregnation by lumacock and birth of lumas on repeat
>you will NEVER be a princess riding a bike in a race full of weird wacky animal things, subtly bouncing on a plug
>you will NEVER feel the soft silky princess tier undergarments caressing your lower carriage
owari ma ma mia.

>>712430518
>the chin/neck starts to droop, making her face rounder
>her cheeks permanently puffed up
>things other than the buttocks and tits jiggle
>the jiggle that is there isnt that, firm, solid jiggle but rather a wobbly jelly jiggle
>she 'oofs' getting up
>her pubic bone, aka vagina bones, become obscured by her bellyfat, becoming smooth instead of being a mound.
>her thighs have blisters or spots from rubbing together

>>712430784
is this ai shite

>>712411507
shotas

>>712397536
i prefer women with heads, but hey, whatever you're into man

>>712413475
>maple tops
alright, i'm on board but plum still cuter

Pauline doesn't have freckles btw.

>>712434712
Might be hidden under her 6 pounds of makeup

>>712431026
retard.

>>712434712
you can grow out of freckles. but if that's pauline then the monkey would be cranky's dad or something. i bet it's pauline's relative

>>712372183 (OP)
ZAMN! What are they feeding those Sarasaland bitches?