Thread 712776874

It happens eventually, might as well embrace the inevitable.

>>712776874 (OP)
>only has 1 game and it's mario kart
no thanks

>>712776874 (OP)
What is a PC Vegan?

>>712776874 (OP)
Whatever you need to tell yourself.

PC + SW2 master race actually.

I have never seen a good thread with this stupid ass bird comic.

what's the point of having a switch if all it has is 493295878374 mario shovelware games
it's literally a machine for toddlers

>>712776874 (OP)
of course it will, but the switch 2 only has one game and I'm not interested in mario kart.

>>712776874 (OP)
>$1000 nintendo game tax
>0 (zero) sales
no way fag. not falling for that again

>>712776874 (OP)
>please betatest my shovelware
No.

>>712776874 (OP)
I play the vita more than the switch.

>>712777049
this
anyone claiming allegiance to just one platform is a poorfag negroid

>>712776874 (OP)
>Still trying and failing to get "PC vegans" to take off
lol

>>712777309
>NOOOO THOSE GAMES DON'T COUNT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THEM
Every time. Clock. Work.

>>712776874 (OP)
You don't need switch 2 to play switch 2 games.

>pc vegan
Is this really the best you have? I can't wait for console wars to just fucking die already.

>>712776952
Mario Kart barely even counts, the closest thing to a good launch title is Deltarune and that's a multiplat.

>>712777487
I mean yeah that's why I don't have a switch, the games are dogshit for toddlers.

>>712776952
>>712777309
>>712777563
>bananza
2 games
>next 3d mario
3 games
>smash 6
4 games
>next animal crossing
5 games
>next zelda
6 games
>splatoon 4
7 games
>xenoblade 4
8 games
>pikmin 5
9 games
>mario maker 3
10 games
>next kirby
11 games
>next fire emblem
12 games
>pokemon gen 10
13 games

>>712777639
Please stop hating Mario games.

>>712777680
Are these out or

>>712777680
wow 13 games in its lifespan!

lmao at nintenigger shills
I got a shitch one only when I was able to pirate on it. I'll do the same with the shitch 2

>>712777750
I just fail to see the appeal. I see marioshit and I roll my eyes.

>>712777456
>he doesn't realize that PC vegan is becoming as ubiquitous as tendie
Its an accurate term. PC only purists are like vegans. They never shut up about it.

>>712776874 (OP)
Imagine shilling a product on your own time for free.

>>712776874 (OP)
>might as well embrace the inevitable.
thats the thing with PC users, they will get the switch 2 when/if it get more exclusives and nintendo fix most of the launch hardware faults.
once you build a PC you can see how some research before buying can vastly enhance what you get.

>>712777883
Would you rather play as Mini-Pauline?

This is what happens when you Switch 2 a real console

>>712776874 (OP)
I'm all for PC + Nintendo, always have been.

>>712776971
it's the way a tendie copes with PC making more money than his shitty locked ecosystem and being more relevant. Everyone knows vegans are so maninstream, right?

>>712777680
>xenoshit
>shit emblem
>pozzedmon

switch POO

>>712777680
none of these are available let alone announced.

>>712777680
I can't imagine anyone but a literal child being excited for these games

>>712777487
He definitely likes them, he's just a seething poorfag.

>>712777680
Man. The only things here I might want to play is Animal Crossing and maybe Smash or Mario Maker. And its just a slight "might want to." Like if a switch fell in my lap I would but lacking that I dount I'll get one.

>>712776874 (OP)
I don't have autism, nor feel the need to play vidya on the bus, in line at the grocery store, or anything like that. I am perfectly content to play emulated games in 4K on my PC in my mancave.
what benefit would owning a switch bring me?

actually, talking about the inevitable... it's inevitable I will play all of your games on my PC just like I did for every single Bingtendo system prior to this.

Back then on /v/, PC+Nintendo was seen as the patrician's choice

>>712776874 (OP)
buy an ad

>>712778164
you can't emulate NS2 games, that's the benefit

>>712778215
>he fell for the ultrawide meme

>>712777350
it's a crime Summer basically has Jerry's head, Jessica remains the only cute one
>>712777680
This is some serious cope, you literally just added numbers to the end of franchises and hyped yourself up

>>712776874 (OP)
>tendies using PC AGAIN when they don't get games like RE9, new Onimusha, Pragmata and many more in the future.

>>712776874 (OP)
I already went through my nintendo phase when I was a child.

>>712778215
It's a known fact that people who emulate current gen consoles never actually play the games, just shitpost on /v/ about them.

>>712777897
>>he doesn't realize that PC vegan is becoming as ubiquitous as tendie
Where? The asylum?

>>712778252
careful dog u will hurt your neck doing this

>>712777101
It's because chuds and shitlords don't care about forcing the other side to consume their content. The other side, meanwhile, will literally shrivel up and die if they can't make others obey their deranged game of pretend. And this comic's whole theme is "You hate this until you try this and then you will love this".

I'm not that interested in Mario Kart, but it's Nintendo, they're gonna have a shit ton of good games this gen like they always do, the console won't go lower in price, and there's a ton of free updates for NS1 games, and the rest all run better by default, not to mention bigger screen and better joycons, even the fucking motion controls on Wii remastered games is fixed. I saw no reason to wait and I'm happy with it.

>>712776874 (OP)
I have a switch 2 as a lifelong idort. However I will likely only use this for prime 4 and then it will collect dust

>>712776874 (OP)
The only game I was remotely interested in is Duskbloods and that's only because Fromsoftware is being held hostage. I'm not going to buy a console for that.

>>712778369
Anon, neither side of that comic exists.

>>712776874 (OP)
PCfag here, that shit has no fucking games, I rather just emulate the Switch 1

>>712777550
Some gay tried to make PCeethe take off and failed because he wasn't even smart enough to make it "PCeethers", but hey, at least that had some proper wordplay in it, like tendie or tendrone.

>>712778057
No way it's the same guy. Sorse me up, fella.

>>712778340
it's a well known fact that you cope like a little bitch
Wanna cope some more for me?

>>712777680
ah yes and my ps5 has a gazillion games too, they just havent been developed or even announced yet

I ain't buying another game machine, I already have a PC. I'd probably buy a steam release Mario, though.

Until then, I emulate.

>>712777101
That's because the bird comic isn't that good to begin with. No idea why people choose comics like these to transplant their dogshit opinions onto when the comic was never meant for that
>>712778487
Nintendo has filtered words here lmfao, out of the big 3 console companies they've had the most wordplay, and they're STILL getting owned by newer slang like "nincel"

>>712778278
>poorfag
>opinions mattering
choose 1

>>712778430
That specific iteration of the comic in the OP? Don't make me laugh. Consolewarriors are basically vidya leftists.

>>712778487
>Some gay tried to make PCeethe take off and failed because he wasn't even smart enough to make it "PCeethers"
Gotta love the ESL retards that infest our board in current year KEK

>>712778259
i can wait a year.

>>712776874 (OP)
>tendie shit
nah

I bought the Switch 2 just so I could play Pokemon Scarlet and Violet in HD 60 FPS.

Worth it.

>>712778707
grow up

>>712777680
>literally not out
why are tendies like this?

>>712776874 (OP)
>tendie shit made for 5 year olds
I'm good.

>>712778660
None of that quote was ESL, you stupid brownoid

>>712778548
That's the infamous Garlic Shooter

>>712778707
woah...
this is the power of the nintendo switch...
i kneel

>>712777680
baby games

>>712778617
>u-ur poor
no ultrameme is just that. A fucking meme

>>712778057
I honestly believe it.
It's the same with fat dudes pretty often.
Underneath all of that neglect and abuse there's usually something worth suffering for.
But it's not easy and most don't get there. You are both the marble and the sculptor.

>>712778707
Nice, I got 4k60 emulating but I really like that tendie-bros can get that now, you should try Totk too

>>712778707
>$550+ for this
You are fucking retarded.

>>712778707
this but legends Z and prime 4. I don't give a shit about anything else on the horizon

>>712778707
>HD 60 FPS when the game still looks like shit
Whoa...

>>712778829
It's expensive, so it MUST be good!

>>712778776
Yes, it was. Sorry that that guy called you out and you got mad over it. Maybe if you had made it 'PCeethers' like he said it would've been more catchy, but as always, your broken English gave it away and your shitty forced buzzword went nowhere. "Vegan" is going to meet the same fate especially because, hilariously, the term fits Nintenoids more anyways.

>>712778885
Why would you buy the game again?

>>712778707
lmao what the fuck is this water? Why does it look like an alpha build

>>712778829
No, a poorfag is just that; poor.
>no... if emulating doesn't have a widescreen patch and you have to use it like a normal monitor with bezels I'll go insane help me AIYEEE
retard

>>712778945
1) I'm literally not the guy
2) He didn't say anything that was ESL he just described their failed insult

>>712777680
>bunch of maybes of nebulous quality since they don't exist yet
uhhhhhhh ok

>>712778707
>>712778954
The pokecultists that are left buying mainline titles after the real fans got chased off by Dexit are functionally too retarded to realize they're wasting their money and their time on the scraps of a once-great franchise

>>712776971
There's a tendy larping as a pc player using a trip and alling himself super pc vegan or something who mostly makes switch vs deck threads then spams them to fulfill his delusions that they're competing platforms

>>712776874 (OP)
I'm so glad I didn't grew up with Nintendo so now I'm not held hostage by them with nostalgia baiting.
So I literally do not care for franchises like Mario, Pokemon and etc.

>>712779028
oh, you just can't read. I'll go slowly for you, dumbfuck:
that post was agreeing, stating that the person that post was referring to, the one forcing the buzzwords and failing, was an ESL. NOT the person pointing it out.
Do you get it yet, retard? Dumb fuck illiterate moron?

Why can't we have mascot platformers on other consoles again?
Everything has to be hyperrealistic and about anime swordsmen or set in medieval times.

>>712778938
ultrafags only defense being
>ur poor
speaks volumes. The amount of games that are completely borked by ultrawide is admittedly shameful but what do you want for buying a meme resolution
>just have a normal monitor and an ultrawide monitor
I would rather have 3 normal 16:9 monitors that that abomination of a setup

>>712776874 (OP)
>vegans
what, is the cracker made out of suet or something?

>>712779173
PC vegans is the meme term tendies have been trying to push for awhile

>>712779118
So you actually literally cannot figure out that other people might read your messages and interpret them differently, and instead decide to call me ESL too. What a waste of time you are lmfao just shut the fuck up.

>>712779156
>borked
Reddit retard
>just use monitor in normal resolution
>it being 'normal' is the worst case scenario
what a fucking poorfag moron, kek
you losing your mind over it is 100% hilarious

>>712779249
no, you literally cannot read and got mad over your illiteracy. Only a moron would think a post agreeing the direct statement in another post is an attack. You're an ESL too, just kill yourself.

>>712777550
It's literally just tendys fighting against ghosts at this point. They "won" the war just in time for everyone else to realize games were more important than hardware. It's the end of Lawrence of Arabia where all the arabs finally take Damascus from the ottomans and celebrate while the power fails and the water gets shut off while the british leave them to die.

>>712779173
cracker is an offensive term, the new assigned word is wheat biscuit

>>712779173
snoys have been trying to get PCvegan to stick for a few years now to try cope with all their stuff being ported to PC

>>712779094
>Dexit
Why do people care about this? Do you just want to keep using the same pokemon over and over?

literally 0 reason to go for switch 2 instead of waiting for switch 2 oled or switch 2 lite.

Switch 2 is a dogshit system with no battery life and the same shitty joycons.

>>712777550
console wars are over. All thats left is PC and Nintendo where every PC kang is an idior (PC+tendo) and tendies living in their own world

>>712779351
>Why do people care about this?
to use thier favorites?
>Do you just want to keep using the same pokemon over and over?
yes
>but thats autsitic
anon its pokemon. Autism past 20 years old is a gimme

>>712779113
Change the reasoning from not being 80 dollars to just having Miku then I'd agree.

>>712779249
Lad, it's okay to misinterpret things, but you did go out of your way to insult him first in >>712778776
The way I see it, he seems justified in jumping to conclusions about your literacy and intelligence.

>>712778608
Tranny jannies are nintenbros, Abib being the most prominent and unapologetic example. It's why you get all their insults filtered and announcements for their mediocre games like Zelda pinned.

The only game I'm interested in is the new splatoon game. Man I want it so fucking bad, but 500 for it idk. Mario Kart looks cool enough but even if I had the console I'm not paying that much for it.

they're entire splatoon

>Console kiddy
>I.. if you just try the toddler tablet you'd have fun
lol no. I've got plenty of Mario kart games I can go play right now if I got the itch. Open world and linear tracks isn't much of a sell.

i dont >>712780781
get this meme is he training so he can screw the screws in really well?

>>712776971
For him cock is a type of meat and the only one he consumes.

>>712776971
There's an old joke that goes
>How can you tell if someone is a vegan?
>Don't worry, they'll tell you.
A common thing in threads about games that are multi-plat or emulatable is for someone to come in just to say they played that game on PC. Some people took umbrage to the point of equating these responses with a vegan's need to tell you they're a vegan.
>The More you Know.mp2

>>712776874 (OP)
Buy an ad.

>>712781424
the original joke is about engineers though

>>712776971
Some Nintendo fanboy consolepleb larping as an idort got super butthurt over emulation, particularly of Nintendo games, and started spamming that anyone who did it was a vegan before dropping the act and calling anyone who mentioned or played on pc at all was a vegan. Mental illness is a hell of a drug.

>>712781505
Found the vegan

>>712777680
You just gave me depression, returning my switch 2, thanks

>>712777639
you don't own anything
because you're poor

>>712776874 (OP)
I didn't even buy a Switch 1. Rent-free and totally not mind broken, btw. Are you this bored? Guess you weren't interested in replaying the Switch 1 games you already finished.

>>712779113
>who cares
>quantity=/=quality
>see above
>but are they good mechanics?

>>712778249
The thing is, there's a very specific kind of shit flinging tendies engage in that shows they actually do it for free. They don't defend their purchase.

>>712776874 (OP)
Every time I try a vegetable-forward diet I violently shit myself for days. Man is not meant to eat just vegetables.

>>712777680
BING BING WAHOO IT'S THE SAME GAMERINOS HECKING FOREVERINO!

>>712777680
I'll just watch a Let's Play of Pikmin 5 if Switch 2 emulation isn't real and easy by that point.

>>712782376
>7 copypasted gran turismo games
>yet another by the numbers GTA rehash around the corner
>selling a PS3 game 6 fucking times with less content each time

>>712780970
Holy fucking invalid. Way to out yourself as never doing anything diy

>>712782728
Or a joke, anon

>>712781424
>>just play it on PC
>>it runs better, you can still use a controller, you can mod it, and a hundred more things too!
>y- you're j- just a stupid v- vegan!
Vegans are trying to sell you on snake oil to prove that they didn't fall for snake oil. And said snake oil is incredibly unhealthy and kills you.
PCs are red meat, consoles are happy meals, nintendo is a kids meal.
Linux users are vegans.

>>712782893
PC has a bunch of thieves (pirates and emulators)
So they are more like vagrants who mug the law abiding citizens leaving the steakhouse

>>712783380
whatever the result they still end up with high grade perfectly cooked rare steaks

>>712776971
kys newnigger

>>712783579
That label is used by newniggers tho.
>thoughbeit
>boughted
>kino
>sovl
>trvke
>forced-
>safe-
>nu (instead of neo)
are all newfag sayings.

>>712783579
no i don't think i will, dumb oldfag

>>712782893
Not all PC users are PCvegans, PCvegans are those that go to any console thread, not only Nintendo ones, and brag about how they can play all of the games they want. No one asked and no one cares, just how no one asked that a vegan is a vegan. Decktards are the worst of their kind, idiots obviously suffering from sunk cost because their console is already outdated yet keep pretending that it can run games better than on consoles.

>PCs are red meat, consoles are happy meals, nintendo is a kids meal.
PCs are homemade cooking, you buy everything, look for sales and prepare them however you want. Nintendo is the restaurant everyone wants to copy the recipes from because they don't want to admit that their corporate food is good.

>>712783380
Except nobodys steaks gets stolen.

>>712778707
4k emu with mods why would I buy a switch again?

>>712783647
I know but this retard is a newfag even amongst his kind

>>712777680
>The same churned slop from tired old IPs? No thanks.

>>712776874 (OP)
Naw, I have a hacked Vita and a Deck for all my handheld needs. I have a Switch 1 but it just collects dust, I only got it because I didn't want to wait for Rise's inevitable PC release.

>>712778707
Did your save transfer easily? How did you transfer saves? That's all I'm worried about is losing my save somehow.

>>712783806
But PC gets-
Microsoft games, because they're an inherently PC company.
Sony games, which are because even Sony knows no one wants a PS5.
and through Emulation, a good chunk of modern Nintendo with pretty much all of past Nintendo easily accessible.

There's no veganism, this is purely omnivorous, unless you think HAVING to idort with consoles suddenly makes the consumerism valid. And the only real come-back to this is to cry 'poor', when in reality a decent PC that CAN play anything worth a shit and EMULATE anything recent takes a hefty budget.

>>712778215
>>712778661
Unfortunate, but it's not that I'm trying to shill. Once Nintendo took down Switch emulation, what took the place of the mature, serious developers was a bunch of attention-whoring kids. There isn't any serious development for the Switch 1 anymore, there will never be any for Switch 2. Of course, I can live with losing just one console. We have everything else, something tendies can't even say themselves.

>>712780970
Fucking up the screw so bad it's completely stripped and stuck

>>712784094
>There never will be
That isn't even in the cards. The question is how long. Could be 3 months could be a decade but it is happening and if you think otherwise you are genuinely retarded

>>712783380
>vagrants
Which one is it? You keks adjust the argument from this to that PC gaming is overpriced all the time. Make up your minds.

Why do incels seethe about vegans so much?

>>712782376
Play cripple kart then

>>712776874 (OP)
... why would i buy a 550 dollar brick with one 80 dollar racing game?

>>712784083
The unruly combination of Trump pretending to be an economist, scalpers, and Nvidia's intentionally scarcity to pump the value of their cards has really beat up pricing, but we have decent budget options now like the 16 GB RX 9060 XT, which managed to stay below $400, actually pretty close to MSRP. It's not ideal, but you can pair it up with an AM4 build and you'll have a mid-tier experience, one that's better than consoles nearly matching their presumed intended target of $500. Personally, I try to stick to value for money whenever I can, and don't want to get rid of my 5700x any time soon. Got it for about $100. The X3D has stayed around the same price for too long.

>>712784083
>when in reality a decent PC that CAN play anything worth a shit and EMULATE anything recent takes a hefty budget.
eh not really. outside of 360, emulation is 90% cpu bound.

>>712777680
if/when XC4 and.... That's probably it from that list, when that comes out maybe I'll emulate it. I emu'd Tears of the Kingdom and was pretty disappointed, did not end up finishing it. Same with BotW really, it lacked a cohesiveness and felt kinda hollow when you pretty much just farmed perfect dodge Lynels for good weapons to do... Not much of anything with them.

>>712783579
kys, your shitposting garbage will never catch on

>>712778707
>HD
for what, 2002?

>>712776874 (OP)
Nah. The only tendie slop worth playing is 15+ years old and can be easily emulated on the shittiest of toasters.

>>712777680
with the added feature of each character running to the left forever.

>>712777680
>stuff we've already played dozens of time before already
Wooooow.

>>712781705
I don't get this mindset dude.
Some of Nintendo's best games can only be played by an emulator unless you want to drop several thousand dollars to buy the hardware, game, and hope that it all still works after 40 to 15 years.

Also Nintendo straight up has been using emulation since at least the Wii for the Virtual Console releases of their older games.

>>712783806
I mean you probably deserve to have those people go in your threads if you are that ass mad about emulation.

You can literally play any fucking game you want. Except Halo 5, nobody has made that emulatable yet. Much to my disappointment.

>>712776874 (OP)
Refusing to buy anything Nintendo due to the Palworld lawsuit. I don't even play Palworld anymore but their patent claims are so fucking ridiculous it's nasty as fuck for the videogame industry if they win.

>>712776874 (OP)
>the inevitable
emulation?

>>712776874 (OP)
pay me $700

give me eight billion reasons to get a switch 2

>>712777680
come back to me when nintendo creates a new iconic ip like splatoon for wiiu

Wut, PC is on a completely different category.

>>712788419
Not possible anymore

>>712776874 (OP)
I think they need to release some games for it first, if there's nothing to play there's nothing to hook anyone. Not sure why they didn't make any games actually, you'd think a new console should have games.

>>712776874 (OP)
Jokes on you, my poverty stops me from embracing it.

>>712788972
>Not possible anymore
Honestly, if S2 emulation was for some reason impossible I wouldn't really care, Nintendo games have dipped in quality, I couldn't even finish TOTK cause it's just sooooo boring.

>>712777680
>bananza
Looks like shit.

>next 3d mario
Nothing announced, probably be mid anyway

>smash 6
Not announced. Going to be waiting for years, and it's got to be perfect with literally every video-game character to top the last one

>next animal crossing
Nothing announced, also casual shit

>>next zelda
Nothing announced, and another rehash of BotW, no thanks

>splatoon 4
Nothing announced, what more can they even add to this franchise at this point?

>xenoblade 4
Nothing announced, will be just as crap as the rest

>pikmin 5
No this announced, only tendies buy this shit anyway because they're starved for real games

>mario maker 3
Nothing announced, the games are only for kaizofags anyway

>next kirby
Nothing announced, baby game for babies

>next fire emblem
Nothing announced, probably going to be another persona knockoff like Three Houses

>pokemon gen 10
Nothing announced, and with luck it might run well on Switch 3

>>712777680
>Bananza
It looks like shit, get that wokey kong shit out of here
>Next 3d mario
Not out yet and Odyssey was shit
>Smash 6
Smash is fucking gay and retarded
>Next animal crossing
New Horizons wasn't as good as New Leaf
>Next Zelda
Probably will just be yet another BOTW sequel or otherwise related
>Xenoblade 4
Will take a long ass time to get made probably, would be better for them to make a next gen patch for X instead of making one for shovelware like big brain academy
>Pikmin 5
Would probably be good but Pikmin 4 took a long ass time to make so definitely would release in the later part of the consoles lifespan
>Mario Maker 3
Will just get discontinued retardedly like 2 did
>Kirby
Air Ride 2 isn't even a fucking launch title lolololol
>Next Fire Emblem
FE is weeb shit
>Pokemon
lol

>>712776874 (OP)
Obligatory edit.

Last handheld I bought was a 3ds and I almost never play it these days.

>>712789810
>>712790174

I'm already bored of MKW :(

>>712776874 (OP)
Yes, cant wait to play mario cart and cut my dick off.

>>712777487
Yes.
Why would I buy something that has nothing I want?

>>712786735
Even more of a reason to goes full PC mustard. Even a Raspberry Pi seems cooler than double down on a console brand.

Linux master race

>>712776971
A singular schizo trying to force his "meme"

>>712776874 (OP)
Once it gets emulated or custom firmware, yeah.

>>712777680
>bing bing wahoo toddlershit
Imagine being an adult and playing Nintendo shit, holy grim

oh yeah, loved playing split screen mario kart at 30 fucking fps at my friends house
but then on pc you have unreal engine slop with their shitty dlss fsr and whatnot that look like complete ass
this industry is a joke

>>712776874 (OP)
It has just 1 game though

>>712790408
not applicable since the posts actually refute the games presented.
feel free to try again.

>>712781263
This is the one

>>712776874 (OP)
If some really good exclusives come out for it I might give it a shot, but I'm just not that interested. I barely played the first switch.
I always find this comic extremely insulting by the way, no matter who it's aimed at. It's true that, on occasion, something you thought would be bad turns out to be good, but assuming people only dislike things out of ignorance and don't know what they want is very condescending.

>>712776874 (OP)
MARIO KART???

>>712777550
>I can't wait for console wars to just fucking die already.
Any day now...

>>712776874 (OP)
>Swells in the belly and kills the bird
Whag did OP mean by this?

>>712790408
This but unironically.
>>712790363
Based.
>Shit screen
>Worse battery life than a Steam Deck
>Copies Steam Deck's design
>No games
>Incredibly lackluster backwards compatibility, almost nothing gets 60fps or 1080p
>Voice chat that you PAY for
>P2P online that you PAY for
>Zero customization
>Zero fun channels

Call me when they make a Switch 2 Oled (
(with worse battery life than a Deck Oled LOL!)

i have a ps5 and pc, I might get the switch 2 some day. I just don't want to play only mario kart world day in and day out so I'm waiting

>>712777680
Don't you ever get sick of runing on the cash cow sequel treadmill? Do you ever just want something actually new and innovative instead of endless rehashes? I know I do.
And by "innovative" I don't mean releasing Beloved Franchise instalment #43 but ruining it by making it open world

>>712776874 (OP)
The only reason I bought Nintendo devices in the past several generations was because they had MH and that's now irrelevant. Keep imagining though, I'm sure daddy Nintendo will reward you.

Maybe in a couple years when it has games worth playing and is half the price. I've got something of a backlog already so I'm in no rush.

>>712776874 (OP)
Wake me up when Zelda releases, Nintendo never needs an expanded roster on console launch, more will sell as more titles appear on the console
For me I have no reason to buy until Zelda shows but as a pc baby pc will always be numero uno, the switch 2 is just there as a side hoe

>>712776874 (OP)
Still not gonna buy it

>>712792169
>Nintendo never needs an expanded roster on console launch
I feel like having more than one game would have been good though

>>712776874 (OP)
i'll get a switch two when it has games worth playing

PC gamer here
I liked to buy good computers and good games
the switch 2 looks pretty good all around
Where can I actually buy one?
I look forward to setting up custom firmware

>>712776874 (OP)
>Be me
>Emulate Switch
>Play some games
>Never feel like buying the real console
>In fact don't even finish any of the games
>Keep that shit installed anyways for when the nephews come over

However the opposite is true. I get my friends and coworkers to try playing an FPS on PC and they're immediately sold. Sometimes I get them to watch me play TF2 and let them have a go.

>>712792403
>transfortress player is a groomer

>>712787518
I wonder how many people fell for this clip, what he should have done is tapped the control stick to the sides not pushed and held it. The center point would still reach the edges with stick drift, what this moron did is re-calibrated his left stick for views without knowing that it would still point to the edge on the right if held but doesn't in his clip and simultaneously proves it can reach the edges because he moves it to the left

Not defending drift, but I know re-calibration when I see it because all of my joy cons drifted and I was constantly asked about this specific issue regarding calibration every single time I complained to nintendo

>>712792495
>tendie
>first thought when hearing about children is grooming
>accuses others of grooming

My older nephews got into TF2 without me showing it to them. I asked them how they found out about it, but they're not sure. Probably through youtube.

My younger nephews don't have the mechanical skills to play harder games, so we have to play easy Nintendo games.

My wife's nieces(college/highschool aged) like Just Dance, so I bought a projector and a big ass screen so more of us could play at the same time.

>>712776874 (OP)
Didn't happen for Switch 1, why would it happen for Switch 2?

>>712792831
>admits to grooming children

>>712776874 (OP)
these are my thoughts on the matter of crackers

>>712793024
Thanks for admitting that here, but you should go to the police for that.

>>712793150
I already reported you to the cyber police.

>>712793216
Surely consequences will remain the same, though?

>>712777680
>new zelda
sorry bro you got 5 more years to wait before you get the breath of the wild map edited slightly with the same monsters but this time they are all wearing silly pants for you to farm

>>712793271
They'll never be the same

>>712793342
Sounds like someone dun goofed.

>>712776874 (OP)
bought switch 2 on release, finished the new mario kart, was not impressed at all, returned it to amazon
if a good game ever comes out for this console I'll just buy, finish and and refund again

>>712783380
t. Corpo bootlicker

>>712793216
For emulating the switch and pirating switch games?

>>712783464
But the steaks would be cold and half eaten since they're clearly taking the leftovers togo. What kind of weirdo takes a freshly cooked steak togo? It would also fit that it takes awhile for crackers to remove denuvo, so most of the discussion around the game is dying down.

>>712793484
Yes

>>712777680
Dude, I have a Switch 2 and even I know this is a load of shit. Bananza is a month away and you could have at least said Kirby Air Riders when mentioning Kirby. Those are the only 2 games of interest for me so far and they're not even out yet.

>>712776874 (OP)
I am not paying for my internet twice.

>>712777680
>how many of these are actually worth getting
0

>>712796104
read this *grabs dick*

>>712796104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu_eDxflkMc

>>712776874 (OP)
>Nintendo babies really think this

>>712776971
Same as food vegans but for PC

>p-please buy switch 2, I don't want to be alone with my buyers remorse.
3.5 million and counting, lmao. Go buy another one, tard.

>>712776874 (OP)
I have a Steam Deck you doof.

>>712783929
@Nintendo
@FBI

I can't see tendies as human beings anymore.
They're more like jewish homunculi serfs

>>712776874 (OP)
Switch 2 is hot garbage.

>>712776971
spergs like to come up with bizarre catchphrases that nobody else can understand because they don't understand that nobody else has the same idiosyncratic thought processes. chris chan does it a lot

>>712776874 (OP)
It's the price and going as anti-consumer as possible.
Other than that I believe it is good.

Alright, try to convince me to buy this turd. Honestly. I don't play Mario or Zelda games and don't even give a shit about them, last time I played Pokes was at 3DS and Sun/Moon was mediocre at best, from what I heard, Switch Pokes are garbage. Etrian Odyssey won't come out again so why should I bother?

>>712777101
you should have seen the futa one

>>712776971
a term used by tendies who are mad because switch games play better on PC

>>712777550
meanwhile your thing is a meme from nazi regime propaganda so

>>712777680
Oh wow literally the exact same as the nintendo switch 1 definitely gonna need to buy on of these now!

>>712792227
It absolutely would be, but its Nintendo, so its not necessary.
As their exclusives are released, people who held off buying a switch because it didnt launch with their favourite exclusive titles will buy it. Nintendo knows this, this is why their console price hardly ever goes down even after years.

>>712776874 (OP)
What's wrong with being vegan?

>>712779113
>my game is not $80

The complete edition is $90

>>712777807
More than PS5.

>>712779104
When Deck was announced, fuckton of PCfags did spam how it would kill "shitch" and make it irrelevant. For few months you couldn't go to any Switch thread without PCfags jumping in to tell about how you only need Deck and PS5.
After Deck didn't sell more than Switch, suddenly all "OH NO NO NO NINSISTERS DECKCHADS ARE PLAYING OUR GAMES FOR FREE!!!"-posting and all Deck threads were ackhually just falseflagging because PC users are always so mature and cool and would never shitpost, or kneejerk defend Valve. It's all falseflagging if MY side acts stupid, but when YOUR side acts stupid, it's all genuine and that's what all of YOU are like.

>>712799832
Doesn't count. You don't need the complete edition to play it.

>>712778429
>Duskbloods is a Nintendo Switch 2 exclusive coming in 2026

>>712799832
And? You'll be paying for a MK expansion

>>712784118
>stuck
It's not even flush with the wood, you just need a regular pair of pliers.

Explain to me exactly what the Nintendo Switch 2 offers over just getting a handheld PC and installing whatever emulators and old PC games you want. No really, I'd love to hear the sales pitch

>>712800402
Consider the vast switch 2 library including:
>Mario Kart
>

>>712776971
PCfags can't help but tell everyone they play on PC instead of talking about the actual game, be it a multiplat or an emulatable game.
The meme itself is funny because it makes PCfags extremely angry for some reason.

>>712776971
a gamer who only plays pc games. an alpha pc gamer plays pc plus games on emulators, including switch

>>712777680
I don't really want to play any of these...

>>712781424
Thank you for explaining the joke in a factual way Anon, I appreciate earnest people like you.

>>712800513
That's the whole fucking problem with Switch and now Switch 2 - it have literally no games if you are not fan of some fatso plumber and his friends. NDS and 3DS had vast selection of third party stuff, 3DS less than NDS but still, you had lots of games to play if you ignored Nintendo specific titles. With Switch you had few ports and that's all. Pathetic.

>>712776874 (OP)
you have to downgrade your experience so you can enjoy this bing bing wahoo

>>712791950
stay mad, tendie.

>>712800672
Also only emulation you see from PCfags is screenshots of their emulator on how well it runs their games. Then go maybe back to some nostalgia game for 15 minutes or live service slop before opening Youtube/Reddit/Twitter and mindlessly consooming social media and YTslop while not paying any attention.

>>712777680
The only game I want to play off that list is the next Fire Emblem. That is one game, and it's not out let alone even announced.

>>712779113
>Pokemon
bleak

>>712783647
>nu
thats older than 4chan

>>712788985
ever heard of third parties?

>>712800672
You just get that impression because there are people who emulate & talk about the games they've emulated without mentioning that fact.

>>712777680
If the next "3D mario" is not Galaxy 3 then this console is a load of shit.

>>712776971
Andrew Dobson

Im not gonna buy a system just so I can play Mario games

>>712801509
ever heard of PC?
Why would I play with shittier resolution & fps?

>>712801509
most PC people will have already played any 3rd party games well before they come to switch

>>712802010
IMAGINE BEING SO FAT YOU LOOK AT COMPUTERS AND SEE FOOD

I didn't buy the OG Switch, what makes you think I'll even consider buying the 2?

>>712776874 (OP)
HMMMM nice free emulator

>>712776874 (OP)
I got no interest in bing bing wahoo.
Handheld shit does nothing for me, I only play vidya when I'm home.

>>712776874 (OP)
>"PC vegans"
>While your lil tamogichi player just got "upgraded" with """""never before seen feature""""" called - a fucking mouse.
>"Getting a taste"
This pic is such a pathetic reverse psychology bait it's not even funny.

>>712777680
very cool anon
how many of these can you buy?

The Switch 2 isn't worth purchasing at the moment. Simple as.

They'll get my money only if they drop more exclusives worth a shit, because so far the only thing it has going on are Mario Kart, BD remake and backwards compatibility (which doesn't even enhance every game). Wild Hearts might be interesting to since EA fucked off, apparently.

>pc vegans
so true

They would have gotten my money if they got a truly unique game.
For example, metroidvania Super Mario Bros.
But until then, I will just follow my 5 games rule

>>712777680
So no games worth playing then

>>712803765
Hello op, try not to make it so obvious when samefagging