I've become obsessed with the monkey game because it could MAYBE have a little girl in it and I can't wait for the Direct in hopes of seeing her appear.
Why am I like this? Why did videogames do this to me?

>>712844840 (OP)
She will probably be a rock for most of the game though

>>712844840 (OP)
Its the troon brain. Soon you'll BE a girl, rope, and the cycle is complete. Many MANY such cases.

https://flying-eagle-method.org/

>>712844840 (OP)
It is your destiny to protect Suzanne and return her to Mario and Pauline.

>>712844840 (OP)
Will she even be in the game?

>>712845057
Yes.

>>712844840 (OP)

>>712844956
No...
>>712844979
I want to HAVE her, not be her.

Guys, I think Mario finally did it.

>>712845591
As Mario's lawyer. I hereby tell you my client denies everything and feels no need to participate in DNA tests

>>712844979
Troons don't rope. If they did i wouldn't be seeing a bunch of faggy splatoon posts

>>712845840
The evidence is overwhelming.
Here is Exhibit A.

>>712846221
>>712846150
can't even be called proper circumstantial evidence . My client continues to deny any connection.

>>712846849
But we all know it was him.
I think Super Mario should be a role model for this new generation of gamers, and take responsibility.

Place your bets.
Do you think she will keep the rock form for most of the game?

>>712848169
I think co-op allows the other person to control Suzanne like you would Mario.

>>712846221
Pauline went on to become the Mayor of NDC so I'd say it went pretty well for her.

>>712848169
the cover uses the child form so my hopes are that she will be a child for most of the game

>>712847581
>But we all know it was him.
feel free to prove that beyond any doubt. if you can't. my client will keep denying everything

>>712844840 (OP)
>the monkey game
there is a bloons thread up already

>>712848941
Exhibit B.

>>712848169
I said in the previous thread that she might be able to switch between human and rock form to help you in certain situations

>>712844840 (OP)
Kill all pedos

>>712849225
No direct mention of a daughter or my Client.
Also. "needs a crew?"
Feel free to prove she was even talking about her "alleged" daughter.

My client keeps denying any involvement.

>>712848169
Yes, its a safer form for her to be around

>>712844840 (OP)
>I've become obsessed with the monkey game because it could MAYBE have a little girl in it and I can't wait for the Direct in hopes of seeing her appear.
Same.

>>712845591
You just know Mario shoots fat ropes

>im a millennial tendie obsessed with a game designed for toddlers solely because it could satisfy my pedophilic urges
weird statement to make

>>712848169
>>712848906
Maybe Pauline is actually a sentient rock by birth and she gets magically turned into a little girl who grows up to become the Pauline we know.

>>712844840 (OP)
I want the finale to be Not Pauline getting snatched away by the VoidCo CEO and DK going completely bananas in response, resulting in a berserk rampage where DK demolishes VoidCo HQ just to repeatedly close the distance between his fists and the villain's face.

>>712850115
Itsa creamy fettuccine alfredo, yahooo

I'm sick of mascot characters, let the hero journey alone for once.

>>712850337
UUOOOHHHH

>>712846221
When was this interview? It’s strange that they even addressed the lore from the GB DK

>>712849715
Enter Exhibit C!

>>712845057
No. Someone made a pretty convincing AI gen of her in the game. And people believed it.

>>712844840 (OP)
I know that feel, anon

>>712851139
You are trying to cope with the potential reality that Mario might have a daughter.

>>712851139
That Korean did NOT get executed by Nintendo just to have his accidental leak played off as AI.

>>712851267
>They're trying to hide the truth by silencing the whistleblower!
How cliche.

>>712844840 (OP)
Your subconscious seeks to return to a place of innocence as well as reconcile your desire to establish a genuine relationship with a female partner that hopefully ends in consummation but for some reason your brain has mixed the two and now seeks to "pervert" what is deemed innocent in an effort to effectively justify these desires.

>>712851000
Actually, where IS xyxyxyxy?

>>712848169
>running on DK's back as he rolls in place
CUTE!!

>>712844840 (OP)
A man can dream.

>>712851000
once again. you cannot prove the "daddy" that was called out here refers to my client. Anyone can claim something in a paper.

This old picture of my client overlaps more with "i found a key" anyway. This is just my client trying to help.

>>712851680
Shigeru Miyamoto has a master plan.

>>712848169
>anon meet ai waifu made of silicone chip

freckled girls are OP

>>712851421
Thanks, Sigmund Frög

>>712851958
we shall see

I just want some cute and wholesome interactions. Like, after beating a boss, she joins DK in doing the chest thumping and doing her best Tarzan yell.

>>712850337
this is NOT the Pauline we know

>>712844840 (OP)
So is this the same Pauline that Cranky Kong kidnapped? How did she stay young?

>>712850337
Do you have any more pictures like this?

>>712844840 (OP)
Because you're a faggot

having a buddy donkey kong carries along(willingly this time) is definitely a great nod to his former villianous ape shenanigans. no idea what the deal with the little girl is but it'd neat if she connects to Pauline.

>>712844840 (OP)
I'm noticing...

>>712848169
Give it until the end of the first act. After that, rock girl will be uoh cute-funny Pauline expy.

>>712849520
Huh? This isn't the Pragmata thread.

>>712856735
>noticefag is also a pragpedo
Tracks.

>>712855020
How is a male attracted to females a faggot?

>>712850861
Diddybros...

>>712854894
Just this edit. I'm pretty sure it's an edit, anyway.

>>712863250
you never know

>>712849909
I see it...

Why do artists keep drawing her with light brown hair, it's a very dark brown or black. And her eyebrows are dark too.

>>712868090
I guess it's because Pauline has brown hair.

>>712845057
I would laugh my ass off it ended up being some AI thing and shes not in the game at all. /v/ would explode.

>>712869806
So DK is actually an overzealous father figure.
I like it.

>>712869806
probably

>>712856735
That masculine urge to carry and protect small cute girls like they were your daughters.

>>712856735
I want to return to monkey and have lolis cling to my back

>>712848906
I still can't believe something this important leaked. Can only imagine the seething at nintendo HQ that day.

>>712860563
it's ok diddy gets his own racing franchise

>>712875819
My god...

>>712848169
No, rock form will be gone very fast

>DLC Kong
Why are you hyped for a $70+tip 3 hour platformer?

He's going to reply to himself until the thread reaches bump limit, fair warning.

I reckon it's because you're a shabbos goy retard who has no inner monologue and is vaccinated.

>>712876378
I actually didn't do that once, that would be lame

>>712844840 (OP)
Ninpedo moment

>>712876278
Because it will be our second game and snoys won't make fun of us any more

>>712844956
I'm going to be a rock for most of the game

>>712876514
I'm not that Anon, but, I believe you did.

>>712877976
I did not, you guys just gave me a lot of (You)s.

>>712878002
I don't believe you.
You lie about everything.

>>712878063
I didn't lie about a single thing, you just disagree with weird shit like DLC being shitty sometimes.

>>712845157
who would be waternoose?

>>712844840 (OP)
sexy with loline.

>>712878093
No, you said that all of these great games are shovelware.

>>712878202
Whoever crammed her into a rock, I guess.

>>712878369
How do you think Shigeru Miyamoto would feel if he read your comment?

>>712878428
he would cheese smile with big shiny yellow teeth.

>>712878375
I said DK might be because it's a discounted title and it lists in-app purchases before the game is even out. I'm going off of Doug Bowser saying "we price games based on value".

>>712878491
But $70 is The New Normal and it's okay when Nintendo does it, so $60 is the new shovelware price actually.

>>712851139
prepare yourself anon. come wednesday, we will see a flood of loline rule34 once she gets officially shown off. I look forward to it.

>>712878597
It seems that $80 is the new normal. Mario Kart and Donkey Kong used to be priced the same.

>>712878491
It's more expensive than Super Mario Odyssey.
Mario Kart World is probably $80 so the cost of any potential DLC waves can already be covered.
I would imagine that Donkey Kong Bananza could get an expansion DLC that extends the game to twice the length.

>>712878646
Mario Kart World is a $50 game althougheverbeitly.

>>712848169
I think she'll be a person by the end of the second layer or just after the first boss
basically she'll be a person for most the game

>>712878716
>It's more expensive than Super Mario Odyssey.
Yeah but if Odyssey released today it would absolutely be $80. They'll just sell another pass like they did with MK8. They don't bake in meaningful post-launch support to price, that will be new when/if they do that.
>>712878719
Only if you're ok with digital shit and not forever.

>>712869806
god i wish i was her

>>712851181
link the full

>>712848169
>mini pauline will be fully voice acted
I hope she sounds cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwQm3Glpxn4

>>712878638
You really, really shouldn't.
For all we know, that could be Mario and Pauline's daughter.
I believe that unsavory artwork of Mario himself is taboo, so I believe that "Suzanne" should also be frowned upon.

>>712878951
I will and there's nothing you can do to stop it.

>>712879087
Would it hurt you to just leave Suzanne alone?

>>712879229
nope, it's fictional so there's no bother. not like I'm the one making that delicious content anyways.

>>712878862
I can still go back and download my uninstalled wii games from the internet.
I'm not worried

>>712879383
That's fair, I prefer digital too.

>>712878951
It's just paulines daughter.
Mario will remain a virgin for life

>>712879420
But why?
Why would you want that?

>>712879591
What i want is meaningless.
He will remain is perpetual limbo with peach for eternity.

>>712879757
This is a grown Israeli man who lives with his mother and jacks off every night alone to his two screen setup. He brags about it on /pol/, but he doesn't realize how sad it is.

>>712879878
????

>>712879229
why the fuck do you keep calling her suzanne

>>712880035
Or you're just some jack-off jeet being paid in cup noodles and an apartment with five other jeets. Whatever.

>>712880124

>>712880226
show me where he said it not a random anon saying he said it

ugh

>>712880269
I'm still looking for it.
However, I decided that it would be better to just wait 32 more hours to hear from Nintendo themselves.

>>712880226
>Pauline's daughter
I'm not sure why, but I really don't see them giving Pauline a daughter, specially with how much they already used her in Odyssey

is it safe to assume she's going to be in the first wave of mario kart DLC?

>>712880430
okay so it's bullshit thanks

>>712880548
she better be

>>712880164
Okay schizo.

I'm pretty sure she won't be in the direct because she's meant to be a late-game twist

>>712880741
At least that will justify the $500 you threw away.

>>712880548
Something tells me Mario Kart World's just not going to be getting any DLC

>>712880769
it would make no sense for nintendo korea to have pre-release marketing material of her if that were the case, also it's the key visual/box art that she's in so it will be no secret

>>712880361
Rare Kong still has a chance since it's the Odyssey team.
Might be post-final boss, though.

>>712880548
Considering the baby shits got costumes when almost everyone else not named Mario, Luigi, Peach, or Yoshi didn't, yes.

>>712881276
>almost everyone else not named Mario, Luigi, Peach, or Yoshi didn't
Wario and Waluigi and Daisy got like seven each

>>712876278
Because I'm not poor. :)

>>712869806
>shoes
ruined

>>712880226
>KNACK 3 CONFIRMED????

loli Rosalina and loli Pauline should be friends

>>712844840 (OP)
yeah, same
I love big niggas protecting little girls

>>712869806
>DK hoards his nanners as he usually does
>Loline really wants to try one and begs and pleads until he eventually relents and gives her one (1)

>>712849909
>>712851181
these damn lolicons sure are fast

>>712884642
Who hoards bananas anyway? I bet his banana cave smells like a landfill.

Guys I'll be real with you I don't think Nintendo is going to make their mascot a deadbeat dad that left his pregnant girlfriend for another woman.

>>712885472
I fucking wish dude, it’s been months and we barely have anything of her

>>712880361
MK World DK looks obnoxious as hell. Bananza DK looks a bit better, even if it's a downgrade from the original design.

>>712885870
We don't even know what she looks like from the neck down

>>712844840 (OP)
This is a DK game, nobody cares about your shitty loli

>>712885519
Loline is going to get really huffy when she sees the state his banana cave is in and then she orders DK to clean it up with a mop and bucket
and when he does she helps with her own miniature mop and bucket

this is all a misguided want to nurture and raise a baby girl, its the same reason grown men melt when vtubers speak engrish with high pitched accents
you are misdirecting paternal energy

>>712885801
Peach turned Mario down at the end of Odyssey.
Pauline Jr. was born shortly after Odyssey.

>>712880361
Nu-DK just looks like calarts Homer Simpson to me.

>>712885892
I had it pointed out that DK's hair curl is separate from the rest of his fur in Bananza and now I can't stop staring at it whenever I see him.

>>712880226
Cucky Kong

>>712844840 (OP)
Is that Pauline? Wouldn't that really fuck up the timeline? She was in adult back in the original Donkey Kong, with Cranky being her captor.

>>712851618
It's jak and daxter tier, which i'm for

>>712848906
The cover doesnt use it, it has the rock

>>712886123
Sylveon is a tranny dog.
Switch 2's firmware has a negress.
Abandon ship.

>>712887058
Cranky was not in the original DK game

>>712887615
Most of those are pretty hot and pass though, at least show ugly ones if you want everyone to agree with you retard

>>712887697
Do zoomies have a self-own fetish or something?
“Whisking off maidens and chucking barrels, seven days a week I was!"

>>712887923
>indian (retarded)
>jew (subversion)
>tranny (delusion)
Which one are (You)?

>>712887948
No longer canon, anon. Rare's writing is getting ejected where needed.

>>712887980
Got a source?

>>712888008
my uncle

>>712887968
None, I genuinely just want to fuck the cute ones

>>712888086
>None
Ok, Indian. Good morning.

>>712855046
That's fucking cute

>>712878945
>fully voice acted with a shitty anime dub actor.
nintendo is fuckin dead.

>>712848169
She'll become human around half of the game

>>712880548
>kid paulina
It writes itself, they've only started integrating paulina back into the mainstream within the last few years and never gave her a baby form. Kid just makes sense.

>>712886123
>Odyssey came out 8 years ago
>Pauline Jr. is 8 years old
Real?

>>712891627
oh shit

>>712880226
Can't wait for this shitty forced fake leak to be debunked tomorrow.

>>712849909
Artist? cant seem to find anything based on the watermark.
>>712851181
link the full.

>>712895376
holy fuck, link yours too

>>712895767
https://files.catbox.moe/1q1650.png

>>712897642
goddamn that's prime...

>>712897665
someone edit it with an amazon prime label across her mound

>>712897710
cute. hopefully the other anon provides his sauce next

>>712845840
Why do they hate him

>Gotta look after a kid cuz you kidnapped her mom one time
More like Donkey Kuck

>>712880226
He literally never said this, why are schizos like this?
It's like the Prince Florian bullshit with Mario Wonder again

>>712886378
What? Really?

>>712845840
what would lawyer k rool be called?

OKAY

This thread is the reason Nintendo hid her.

uooooooooh ToT

>>712844840 (OP)
Man, you lolicons are even going mask off on normalfag sites like youtube
Is being a lolicon, cunnysseur or pedophile now a normalfag thing? Do I have to become a guy who only fucks adult women and looks at Amish porn?

wait did the bonanza direct already happen?

>>712901535
It became normal when every girl developed an ABDL fetish and started posting lolis calling them "literally me"

I'm really hoping that if he doesn't get fully revealed they leave more evidence that he's in
>>712901841
No it's happening tomorrow morning

>>712898785
S Kuire

>>712850337
Oppai Loli fags need a bullet
Might as well jerk off to a fucking dwarf at that point

>>712901961
>ABDL
gross diaperfaggots are absolutely not the same as based fertilephiles.

>>712901535
>first half of post is relatively calm statements
>second half is him suddenly losing control and going rabid
Genuinely hilarious these posts

>>712875819
You do realize the n64 Mario model this meme is based on was actually asymmetrical right

>>712902335
I am aware of that but girls posting images like this for a decade had a cultural effect

>>712844840 (OP)
Why are they only doing a direct that's 15 mins long? Just release a couple of long trailers and be done with it.
Also any chance K Rool is in?

>>712902287
I mean, if you got any shortstack Pauline I'll take it.

>>712902667
>muh krool
seek help

>>712845591
look at those DSL

>>712901535
Video?

>>712902496
so that's what that meme is about? I figured it was because it was asymmetrical but I never got confirm on it. Good to know I guess

I probably shouldn't browse this thread with my door open

>>712877945
HAYOOOO
Because of your cock, right anon? You're talking about your rock hard cock.
I would love to see that! As a joke, cause we just fooling you know. Maybe a sligh touch to confirm the rock hardness of your cock. Hihi.
Ah what the hell, why not a little nibble, hihi, so salty.
Oh is that a finger going up my butt?
Wait a second....Dad?

>>712851139
seeing lolifaggots fall for a grinch leak in real time is the funniest shit

>>712903974
But wasn't it on the Korean Nintendo website - and it would be way too crazy for someone to fake that hiqh quality render in such little amount of time.

>>712901535
>now a normalfag thing
It's been ever since people started spamming some shit a third worlder tweeted.

>>712904064
Do you have a direct source? Archived site link?

>>712904116
no I only heard it was leaked on the Korean Nintendo site

>>712904159
Oh well that solves it then, the internet never lies

He's in.

>>712845591
My-a dear daughter! I'mma so excited to meet your-a new boyfriend!
Hello! It's-a nice to mee-DONKEY KONG!?!?!?!?!

>>712885519
Coulda swore I read somewhere that Kong Island bananas are "magic" in that they never spoil.

Donkey Kong is for toddlers now because this image scared me when I was a kid and now Nintendo is risk averse and on the decline.

>>712905484
>a few bandages and a black eye made xillenials shit themselves

>Final boss fight is a recreation of DK Arcade.
>Except this time the scenario is reversed and DK is climbing the skyscraper with Loline to protect her from whoever is pursuing them.

>>712902574
So, this artist is a guy, right?

>>712901961
the hell is abdl

>>712905642
>final boss is mario

>>712878638
>loline rule34
this shit is why I fully support arresting then executing Pedophiles, there is no justifcation for Child Porn, I don't give a fuck if its drawn or not its about the mentality simple as that.

What's going on in this thread?

>>712844956
If it's supposed to be a big twist, I'm not sure why they'd even have the render made. Seems like a massive waste of time if she was only going to be present for the last bit of the game. She'll probably be changed back after like the mid point or something. Maybe she'll temporarily change back for a few moments where she can boost your singing power or some shit.

gimme an idea to draw for loli pauline

>>712906063
but every other crime you can draw is fine? even drawing children being dismembered and drained of blood?

>>712907982
I would like to see something wholesome, please.

>>712907982
her making a banana sundae for DK

It's probably not a little kid Pauline you clowns. It's more likely just her small form and she'll return to normal at the end of the game.

>>712907982
singing Happy Birthday to DK
cheering DK on as he wins a kart race
sleeping on top of DK's chest while he's napping in his hammock

>>712908350
Why would small Pauline have freckles?
Please stop coping.

>>712907982
I don't think I've seen anyone actually drawn her getting fucked by DK yet

>>712907982
draw her in a cute red swimsuit/bikini

>>712907982
gaping anus, in all fours, looking at viewer.

The problem with Mario Kart direct was that more than half was stuff we had already seen in the treehouse footage and such because the direct was aimed to people that had no idea (retards). I expect the same for Bananza, so 10 minutes for an explenation of how you can destroy the environments despite everyone and their mothers already knowing that

>>712907982
Action shot of Loli Pauline and DK both swinging on a jungle vine OPTIONAL: Loli Pauline is an oppai loli

>>712908792
smoline is a cutie

Im considering playing this till august. Im excited and it was one of the reasons to buy a switch 2, but seems like a fun platformer, so I think I dont mind the "spoilers", I could play it a month later, and so I can play DS2 during July since I also have vacations and is a longer, denser game

>>712844840 (OP)
My interest in this game is entirely dependent on whether Loline will be on DK's back during gameplay. If she just changes back to Odd Rock during gameplay I'm going to be pissed

>>712912105
i can see her turning human in cutscenes only

>>712912461

>>712912105
I think you can play as her in human form.
Basically, in co-op mode, DK can destroy parts of the level to make stairs if Suzanne can't jump high enough.

>>712912548

>>712912105
>little girl has to be around while the big monkee jumps, rolls and smashes his fucking way through weird locations and fights dangerous enemies
Its obvious the odd rock form is the safest way for her to be around

Wake up, Anons.

>>712913141
That sucks. Odd Rock is ugly

So is the expectation GotY or bust for Bananza?

>>712913141
Eh, she'll be fine.

>>712914740
It will be an open world game - you will get the usual gaggle of linearautists shouting "THE WORLD IS EMPTY - THE WORLD IS SOULLESS" because they can't have fun without direction.

The thread is dying.

>>712844840 (OP)

>>712917374
hating loline is gay

>>712917374
>Oliet Bangs
Kino...

>>712895376
>Artist?
https://x.com/Thecorg0

I don’t believe they would give Pauline a daughter. She’s either a little sister or actually Pauline somehow

>>712918617
maybe evil money girl tricked her with aging down perfume or something

>>712918617
Would people these days even care after a week?
I know the Mario fandom would be screeching about it, but would the average person, who owns a Switch and plays Mario games for fun, care?
I bet the Twitter headlines would be "Suzanne" and maybe a hashtag about Mario getting canceled, but then next week it would be back to the usual headlines.

>>712917374
>>712914810
>>712912659
i like these comics keep posting them

>>712844840 (OP)
DK noooooooooo!

>>712844840 (OP)
Donkey Kong and Bowser self inserts will always cope the fact their ugly asses will never get laid being their projection of muscle bound monsters and apes, and only want an Italian midget.

>>712917374
This is the definition of making up problems to be mad about

>>712921407
its just a joke nigga

>>712918954
I wanna fuck that monkey.

>>712922202
yeah right, that's why you spam it 5 time a day with all your "onononononono" doomposts amirite?

>>712923223
NTA but someone else took his image and renamed it, and then started spamming it in doomposts.

>>712918617
It's actually trans Diddy Kong

>>712917374
KEK

DK

>>712902031
my man

>>712917374
Reddit comic

>>712904613
>Mario drops the M word

>>712904613
>YAHOOO!!!

this thread is a good example of why god left us

I just wanted another 3D Donkey Kong game.

>>712932394
I want another Country game by Retro

>>712932614
That too.

>>712932614
of course

>>712932394
And you will get it

>>712907982
did you do it yet

>>712938480

>>712904613
He's-a, fuuuucking GOR-REAAT GUY...

>>712939059
What's the problem?

>>712939214
That one expression sucks.

>>712939851
What's the problem with smiling?

>>712940059
I do not care for the M-shaped brow. The one on the March page is a better smile.

>>712940059
He's from 4kids.

>>712844840 (OP)
>I've become obsessed with the monkey game because it could MAYBE have a little girl in it
You guys are fucking pathetic.

>>712941842
>says the guy who visits 4chan.

>>712918954
>tricked her with aging down perfume or something
you are a man of refined tastes, like me

>>712887615
All those dudes looked fine, what the fuck happened to abandon their masculinity?

>>712905642
if this happens I'm buying the game for sure.

>>712910493
Anon, if you're designing a direct for a game and you previously demoed it before, what kind of content would you put in? Only new content to cater to those who followed your stream? Or a comprehensive video so you can inform anyone who doesn't know about the game all he needs to know to make a purchase?

Obviously the latter so why call this a problem cause you have to burn 10 more minutes to get new info goodies?

>>712851000
>April 1st
Aieeeee

>>712905642
Braid if it was good

>>712849909
I can't wait for the DK expansion in Mario kart world. She's definitely going to be a playable character with a bunch of new costumes and tricks.

>>712945726
she would be perfect world dlc

>>712942597
it would be an easy explanation if it is pauline herself

>>712844840 (OP)
Cute girls make everything better

>>712912659
>I read this in rogens voice.

>>712888130
I thank god every day I wasnt born in India

>>712925024
Dixie is already that

>12 hours left

>>712951398
i wonder if it will even have much news

>>712951398
It's alright, gorilla benises are actually pretty small, can go inside Pau(lo)line no prob.

>>712920646
This guy deleted it and I never saved it

Mario will go back to Pauline, and him and Peach will remain as good friends.

>>712957159
Pauline willingly had sex with a gorilla and will be judged for it...one day.

>>712951398
Why did he tear off her clothes?

>>712957848
So she can run around in just a tie like him.

>>712957985
Why did he never do that for Diddy Kong?

>>712957848
so he can ape her

>>712844840 (OP)
>God I hate Baby Mario. I just wanna throw him over a cliff
>OMG kid Paulne is so adorable I MUST PROTECT HER

Man I hate lolifags

>>712958513
>lolifags
Just call them what they are, pedophiles.

>>712958513
problem?

>>712958025
Diddy already has his own style.

>>712958513
My first Yoshi's Island game was DS, so Baby Wario's crying overwrote B.Mario's in terms of annoying sounds in my mind.

No K. Rool, no buy.

>>712948512
>>712951398
DK would never do this... he would protect Loline...

>>712960476
this is correct, monkeys are gods creatures that were made to protect

>>712869806
>This is how we combat daddy issues.

>>712948512
god I want more fanart of innocent ignorant loline being naked next to horny dk....

>>712959305
bedroom eyes

>>712889416
>Kid just makes sense.
We getting kid versions of the others?