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Anonymous No.712844840 >>712844956 >>712844979 >>712845026 >>712845057 >>712845157 >>712848989 >>712849520 >>712849909 >>712850431 >>712851181 >>712851421 >>712851663 >>712854592 >>712855020 >>712856735 >>712876564 >>712878369 >>712884436 >>712885998 >>712887058 >>712901535 >>712902667 >>712912105 >>712917374 >>712920646 >>712920675 >>712941842 >>712948512 >>712958513
I've become obsessed with the monkey game because it could MAYBE have a little girl in it and I can't wait for the Direct in hopes of seeing her appear.
Why am I like this? Why did videogames do this to me?
Anonymous No.712844956 >>712845532 >>712877945 >>712907898
>>712844840 (OP)
She will probably be a rock for most of the game though
Anonymous No.712844979 >>712845532 >>712846046
>>712844840 (OP)
Its the troon brain. Soon you'll BE a girl, rope, and the cycle is complete. Many MANY such cases.
Anonymous No.712845010
https://flying-eagle-method.org/
Anonymous No.712845026
>>712844840 (OP)
It is your destiny to protect Suzanne and return her to Mario and Pauline.
Anonymous No.712845057 >>712845151 >>712851139 >>712869847
>>712844840 (OP)
Will she even be in the game?
Anonymous No.712845151
>>712845057
Yes.
Anonymous No.712845157 >>712878202
>>712844840 (OP)
Anonymous No.712845532
>>712844956
No...
>>712844979
I want to HAVE her, not be her.
Anonymous No.712845591 >>712845840 >>712850115 >>712902765 >>712904613
Guys, I think Mario finally did it.
Anonymous No.712845840 >>712846150 >>712897846 >>712898785
>>712845591
As Mario's lawyer. I hereby tell you my client denies everything and feels no need to participate in DNA tests
Anonymous No.712846046
>>712844979
Troons don't rope. If they did i wouldn't be seeing a bunch of faggy splatoon posts
Anonymous No.712846150 >>712846849
>>712845840
The evidence is overwhelming.
Here is Exhibit A.
Anonymous No.712846221 >>712846849 >>712848683 >>712850986
Anonymous No.712846849 >>712847581
>>712846221
>>712846150
can't even be called proper circumstantial evidence . My client continues to deny any connection.
Anonymous No.712847581 >>712848941
>>712846849
But we all know it was him.
I think Super Mario should be a role model for this new generation of gamers, and take responsibility.
Anonymous No.712848169 >>712848557 >>712848906 >>712849392 >>712849763 >>712850337 >>712851618 >>712851962 >>712857651 >>712876201 >>712878839 >>712878945 >>712889282
Place your bets.
Do you think she will keep the rock form for most of the game?
Anonymous No.712848557
>>712848169
I think co-op allows the other person to control Suzanne like you would Mario.
Anonymous No.712848683
>>712846221
Pauline went on to become the Mayor of NDC so I'd say it went pretty well for her.
Anonymous No.712848906 >>712850337 >>712874762 >>712887292
>>712848169
the cover uses the child form so my hopes are that she will be a child for most of the game
Anonymous No.712848941 >>712849225
>>712847581
>But we all know it was him.
feel free to prove that beyond any doubt. if you can't. my client will keep denying everything
Anonymous No.712848989
>>712844840 (OP)
>the monkey game
there is a bloons thread up already
Anonymous No.712849225 >>712849715
>>712848941
Exhibit B.
Anonymous No.712849392
>>712848169
I said in the previous thread that she might be able to switch between human and rock form to help you in certain situations
Anonymous No.712849520 >>712857651
>>712844840 (OP)
Kill all pedos
Anonymous No.712849715 >>712851000
>>712849225
No direct mention of a daughter or my Client.
Also. "needs a crew?"
Feel free to prove she was even talking about her "alleged" daughter.

My client keeps denying any involvement.
Anonymous No.712849763
>>712848169
Yes, its a safer form for her to be around
Anonymous No.712849909 >>712865204 >>712885472 >>712895376 >>712945726
>>712844840 (OP)
>I've become obsessed with the monkey game because it could MAYBE have a little girl in it and I can't wait for the Direct in hopes of seeing her appear.
Same.
Anonymous No.712850115 >>712850505
>>712845591
You just know Mario shoots fat ropes
Anonymous No.712850335
>im a millennial tendie obsessed with a game designed for toddlers solely because it could satisfy my pedophilic urges
weird statement to make
Anonymous No.712850337 >>712850907 >>712854248 >>712854894 >>712902287
>>712848169
>>712848906
Maybe Pauline is actually a sentient rock by birth and she gets magically turned into a little girl who grows up to become the Pauline we know.
Anonymous No.712850431
>>712844840 (OP)
I want the finale to be Not Pauline getting snatched away by the VoidCo CEO and DK going completely bananas in response, resulting in a berserk rampage where DK demolishes VoidCo HQ just to repeatedly close the distance between his fists and the villain's face.
Anonymous No.712850505
>>712850115
Itsa creamy fettuccine alfredo, yahooo
Anonymous No.712850861 >>712860563
I'm sick of mascot characters, let the hero journey alone for once.
Anonymous No.712850907
>>712850337
UUOOOHHHH
Anonymous No.712850986
>>712846221
When was this interview? It’s strange that they even addressed the lore from the GB DK
Anonymous No.712851000 >>712851502 >>712851680 >>712943868
>>712849715
Enter Exhibit C!
Anonymous No.712851139 >>712851238 >>712851267 >>712878638 >>712903974
>>712845057
No. Someone made a pretty convincing AI gen of her in the game. And people believed it.
Anonymous No.712851181 >>712878926 >>712885472 >>712895376
>>712844840 (OP)
I know that feel, anon
Anonymous No.712851238
>>712851139
You are trying to cope with the potential reality that Mario might have a daughter.
Anonymous No.712851267 >>712851402
>>712851139
That Korean did NOT get executed by Nintendo just to have his accidental leak played off as AI.
Anonymous No.712851402
>>712851267
>They're trying to hide the truth by silencing the whistleblower!
How cliche.
Anonymous No.712851421 >>712852853
>>712844840 (OP)
Your subconscious seeks to return to a place of innocence as well as reconcile your desire to establish a genuine relationship with a female partner that hopefully ends in consummation but for some reason your brain has mixed the two and now seeks to "pervert" what is deemed innocent in an effort to effectively justify these desires.
Anonymous No.712851502
>>712851000
Actually, where IS xyxyxyxy?
Anonymous No.712851618 >>712887110
>>712848169
>running on DK's back as he rolls in place
CUTE!!
Anonymous No.712851663
>>712844840 (OP)
A man can dream.
Anonymous No.712851680 >>712851958
>>712851000
once again. you cannot prove the "daddy" that was called out here refers to my client. Anyone can claim something in a paper.

This old picture of my client overlaps more with "i found a key" anyway. This is just my client trying to help.
Anonymous No.712851958 >>712853309
>>712851680
Shigeru Miyamoto has a master plan.
Anonymous No.712851962
>>712848169
>anon meet ai waifu made of silicone chip
Anonymous No.712852086
freckled girls are OP
Anonymous No.712852853
>>712851421
Thanks, Sigmund FrΓΆg
Anonymous No.712853309
>>712851958
we shall see
Anonymous No.712854179
I just want some cute and wholesome interactions. Like, after beating a boss, she joins DK in doing the chest thumping and doing her best Tarzan yell.
Anonymous No.712854248
>>712850337
this is NOT the Pauline we know
Anonymous No.712854592
>>712844840 (OP)
So is this the same Pauline that Cranky Kong kidnapped? How did she stay young?
Anonymous No.712854894 >>712863250
>>712850337
Do you have any more pictures like this?
Anonymous No.712855020 >>712858442
>>712844840 (OP)
Because you're a faggot
Anonymous No.712855046 >>712888580
Anonymous No.712855826
having a buddy donkey kong carries along(willingly this time) is definitely a great nod to his former villianous ape shenanigans. no idea what the deal with the little girl is but it'd neat if she connects to Pauline.
Anonymous No.712856735 >>712857651 >>712873079 >>712873158
>>712844840 (OP)
I'm noticing...
Anonymous No.712857651
>>712848169
Give it until the end of the first act. After that, rock girl will be uoh cute-funny Pauline expy.

>>712849520
Huh? This isn't the Pragmata thread.

>>712856735
>noticefag is also a pragpedo
Tracks.
Anonymous No.712858442
>>712855020
How is a male attracted to females a faggot?
Anonymous No.712860563 >>712876026
>>712850861
Diddybros...
Anonymous No.712862543
Anonymous No.712863250 >>712864852
>>712854894
Just this edit. I'm pretty sure it's an edit, anyway.
Anonymous No.712864852
>>712863250
you never know
Anonymous No.712865204
>>712849909
I see it...
Anonymous No.712866119
Anonymous No.712868090 >>712869806
Why do artists keep drawing her with light brown hair, it's a very dark brown or black. And her eyebrows are dark too.
Anonymous No.712869497
Anonymous No.712869806 >>712870547 >>712872990 >>712878881 >>712881871 >>712884642 >>712962816
>>712868090
I guess it's because Pauline has brown hair.
Anonymous No.712869847
>>712845057
I would laugh my ass off it ended up being some AI thing and shes not in the game at all. /v/ would explode.
Anonymous No.712870547
>>712869806
So DK is actually an overzealous father figure.
I like it.
Anonymous No.712872990
>>712869806
probably
Anonymous No.712873079
>>712856735
That masculine urge to carry and protect small cute girls like they were your daughters.
Anonymous No.712873158
>>712856735
I want to return to monkey and have lolis cling to my back
Anonymous No.712874762
>>712848906
I still can't believe something this important leaked. Can only imagine the seething at nintendo HQ that day.
Anonymous No.712875819 >>712876131 >>712902496
Anonymous No.712876026
>>712860563
it's ok diddy gets his own racing franchise
Anonymous No.712876131
>>712875819
My god...
Anonymous No.712876201
>>712848169
No, rock form will be gone very fast
Anonymous No.712876278 >>712876727 >>712881706
>DLC Kong
Why are you hyped for a $70+tip 3 hour platformer?
Anonymous No.712876378 >>712876514
He's going to reply to himself until the thread reaches bump limit, fair warning.
Anonymous No.712876503
I reckon it's because you're a shabbos goy retard who has no inner monologue and is vaccinated.
Anonymous No.712876514 >>712877976
>>712876378
I actually didn't do that once, that would be lame
Anonymous No.712876564
>>712844840 (OP)
Ninpedo moment
Anonymous No.712876634
Anonymous No.712876727
>>712876278
Because it will be our second game and snoys won't make fun of us any more
Anonymous No.712877945 >>712903728
>>712844956
I'm going to be a rock for most of the game
Anonymous No.712877976 >>712878002
>>712876514
I'm not that Anon, but, I believe you did.
Anonymous No.712878002 >>712878063
>>712877976
I did not, you guys just gave me a lot of (You)s.
Anonymous No.712878063 >>712878093
>>712878002
I don't believe you.
You lie about everything.
Anonymous No.712878093 >>712878375
>>712878063
I didn't lie about a single thing, you just disagree with weird shit like DLC being shitty sometimes.
Anonymous No.712878202 >>712878395
>>712845157
who would be waternoose?
Anonymous No.712878369 >>712878428
>>712844840 (OP)
sexy with loline.
Anonymous No.712878375 >>712878491
>>712878093
No, you said that all of these great games are shovelware.
Anonymous No.712878395
>>712878202
Whoever crammed her into a rock, I guess.
Anonymous No.712878428 >>712878476
>>712878369
How do you think Shigeru Miyamoto would feel if he read your comment?
Anonymous No.712878476
>>712878428
he would cheese smile with big shiny yellow teeth.
Anonymous No.712878491 >>712878597 >>712878716
>>712878375
I said DK might be because it's a discounted title and it lists in-app purchases before the game is even out. I'm going off of Doug Bowser saying "we price games based on value".
Anonymous No.712878597 >>712878646
>>712878491
But $70 is The New Normal and it's okay when Nintendo does it, so $60 is the new shovelware price actually.
Anonymous No.712878638 >>712878951 >>712906063
>>712851139
prepare yourself anon. come wednesday, we will see a flood of loline rule34 once she gets officially shown off. I look forward to it.
Anonymous No.712878646 >>712878719
>>712878597
It seems that $80 is the new normal. Mario Kart and Donkey Kong used to be priced the same.
Anonymous No.712878716 >>712878862
>>712878491
It's more expensive than Super Mario Odyssey.
Mario Kart World is probably $80 so the cost of any potential DLC waves can already be covered.
I would imagine that Donkey Kong Bananza could get an expansion DLC that extends the game to twice the length.
Anonymous No.712878719 >>712878862
>>712878646
Mario Kart World is a $50 game althougheverbeitly.
Anonymous No.712878839
>>712848169
I think she'll be a person by the end of the second layer or just after the first boss
basically she'll be a person for most the game
Anonymous No.712878862 >>712879383
>>712878716
>It's more expensive than Super Mario Odyssey.
Yeah but if Odyssey released today it would absolutely be $80. They'll just sell another pass like they did with MK8. They don't bake in meaningful post-launch support to price, that will be new when/if they do that.
>>712878719
Only if you're ok with digital shit and not forever.
Anonymous No.712878881
>>712869806
god i wish i was her
Anonymous No.712878926
>>712851181
link the full
Anonymous No.712878945 >>712888850
>>712848169
>mini pauline will be fully voice acted
I hope she sounds cute.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwQm3Glpxn4
Anonymous No.712878951 >>712879087 >>712879420
>>712878638
You really, really shouldn't.
For all we know, that could be Mario and Pauline's daughter.
I believe that unsavory artwork of Mario himself is taboo, so I believe that "Suzanne" should also be frowned upon.
Anonymous No.712879087 >>712879229
>>712878951
I will and there's nothing you can do to stop it.
Anonymous No.712879229 >>712879316 >>712880124
>>712879087
Would it hurt you to just leave Suzanne alone?
Anonymous No.712879316
>>712879229
nope, it's fictional so there's no bother. not like I'm the one making that delicious content anyways.
Anonymous No.712879383 >>712879408
>>712878862
I can still go back and download my uninstalled wii games from the internet.
I'm not worried
Anonymous No.712879408
>>712879383
That's fair, I prefer digital too.
Anonymous No.712879420 >>712879591
>>712878951
It's just paulines daughter.
Mario will remain a virgin for life
Anonymous No.712879591 >>712879757
>>712879420
But why?
Why would you want that?
Anonymous No.712879757 >>712879878
>>712879591
What i want is meaningless.
He will remain is perpetual limbo with peach for eternity.
Anonymous No.712879878 >>712880035
>>712879757
This is a grown Israeli man who lives with his mother and jacks off every night alone to his two screen setup. He brags about it on /pol/, but he doesn't realize how sad it is.
Anonymous No.712880035 >>712880164
>>712879878
????
Anonymous No.712880124 >>712880226
>>712879229
why the fuck do you keep calling her suzanne
Anonymous No.712880164 >>712880743
>>712880035
Or you're just some jack-off jeet being paid in cup noodles and an apartment with five other jeets. Whatever.
Anonymous No.712880226 >>712880269 >>712880535 >>712882312 >>712886614 >>712895087 >>712898042
>>712880124
Anonymous No.712880269 >>712880430
>>712880226
show me where he said it not a random anon saying he said it
Anonymous No.712880361 >>712881230 >>712885892 >>712886158
ugh
Anonymous No.712880430 >>712880590
>>712880269
I'm still looking for it.
However, I decided that it would be better to just wait 32 more hours to hear from Nintendo themselves.
Anonymous No.712880535
>>712880226
>Pauline's daughter
I'm not sure why, but I really don't see them giving Pauline a daughter, specially with how much they already used her in Odyssey
Anonymous No.712880548 >>712880741 >>712880846 >>712881276 >>712889416
is it safe to assume she's going to be in the first wave of mario kart DLC?
Anonymous No.712880590
>>712880430
okay so it's bullshit thanks
Anonymous No.712880741 >>712880797
>>712880548
she better be
Anonymous No.712880743
>>712880164
Okay schizo.
Anonymous No.712880769 >>712881114
I'm pretty sure she won't be in the direct because she's meant to be a late-game twist
Anonymous No.712880797
>>712880741
At least that will justify the $500 you threw away.
Anonymous No.712880846
>>712880548
Something tells me Mario Kart World's just not going to be getting any DLC
Anonymous No.712881114
>>712880769
it would make no sense for nintendo korea to have pre-release marketing material of her if that were the case, also it's the key visual/box art that she's in so it will be no secret
Anonymous No.712881230
>>712880361
Rare Kong still has a chance since it's the Odyssey team.
Might be post-final boss, though.
Anonymous No.712881276 >>712881401
>>712880548
Considering the baby shits got costumes when almost everyone else not named Mario, Luigi, Peach, or Yoshi didn't, yes.
Anonymous No.712881401
>>712881276
>almost everyone else not named Mario, Luigi, Peach, or Yoshi didn't
Wario and Waluigi and Daisy got like seven each
Anonymous No.712881706
>>712876278
Because I'm not poor. :)
Anonymous No.712881871
>>712869806
>shoes
ruined
Anonymous No.712882312
>>712880226
>KNACK 3 CONFIRMED????
Anonymous No.712883374
loli Rosalina and loli Pauline should be friends
Anonymous No.712884436
>>712844840 (OP)
yeah, same
I love big niggas protecting little girls
Anonymous No.712884642 >>712885519
>>712869806
>DK hoards his nanners as he usually does
>Loline really wants to try one and begs and pleads until he eventually relents and gives her one (1)
Anonymous No.712885472 >>712885870
>>712849909
>>712851181
these damn lolicons sure are fast
Anonymous No.712885519 >>712886019 >>712904625
>>712884642
Who hoards bananas anyway? I bet his banana cave smells like a landfill.
Anonymous No.712885801 >>712886123
Guys I'll be real with you I don't think Nintendo is going to make their mascot a deadbeat dad that left his pregnant girlfriend for another woman.
Anonymous No.712885870 >>712885909
>>712885472
I fucking wish dude, it’s been months and we barely have anything of her
Anonymous No.712885892 >>712886378
>>712880361
MK World DK looks obnoxious as hell. Bananza DK looks a bit better, even if it's a downgrade from the original design.
Anonymous No.712885909
>>712885870
We don't even know what she looks like from the neck down
Anonymous No.712885998
>>712844840 (OP)
This is a DK game, nobody cares about your shitty loli
Anonymous No.712886019
>>712885519
Loline is going to get really huffy when she sees the state his banana cave is in and then she orders DK to clean it up with a mop and bucket
and when he does she helps with her own miniature mop and bucket
Anonymous No.712886097
this is all a misguided want to nurture and raise a baby girl, its the same reason grown men melt when vtubers speak engrish with high pitched accents
you are misdirecting paternal energy
Anonymous No.712886123 >>712887615 >>712891627
>>712885801
Peach turned Mario down at the end of Odyssey.
Pauline Jr. was born shortly after Odyssey.
Anonymous No.712886158
>>712880361
Nu-DK just looks like calarts Homer Simpson to me.
Anonymous No.712886378 >>712898461
>>712885892
I had it pointed out that DK's hair curl is separate from the rest of his fur in Bananza and now I can't stop staring at it whenever I see him.
Anonymous No.712886614
>>712880226
Cucky Kong
Anonymous No.712887058 >>712887697
>>712844840 (OP)
Is that Pauline? Wouldn't that really fuck up the timeline? She was in adult back in the original Donkey Kong, with Cranky being her captor.
Anonymous No.712887110
>>712851618
It's jak and daxter tier, which i'm for
Anonymous No.712887292
>>712848906
The cover doesnt use it, it has the rock
Anonymous No.712887615 >>712887923 >>712943174
>>712886123
Sylveon is a tranny dog.
Switch 2's firmware has a negress.
Abandon ship.
Anonymous No.712887697 >>712887948
>>712887058
Cranky was not in the original DK game
Anonymous No.712887923 >>712887968
>>712887615
Most of those are pretty hot and pass though, at least show ugly ones if you want everyone to agree with you retard
Anonymous No.712887948 >>712887980
>>712887697
Do zoomies have a self-own fetish or something?
β€œWhisking off maidens and chucking barrels, seven days a week I was!"
Anonymous No.712887968 >>712888086
>>712887923
>indian (retarded)
>jew (subversion)
>tranny (delusion)
Which one are (You)?
Anonymous No.712887980 >>712888008
>>712887948
No longer canon, anon. Rare's writing is getting ejected where needed.
Anonymous No.712888008 >>712888051
>>712887980
Got a source?
Anonymous No.712888051
>>712888008
my uncle
Anonymous No.712888086 >>712888130
>>712887968
None, I genuinely just want to fuck the cute ones
Anonymous No.712888130 >>712950415
>>712888086
>None
Ok, Indian. Good morning.
Anonymous No.712888580
>>712855046
That's fucking cute
Anonymous No.712888850
>>712878945
>fully voice acted with a shitty anime dub actor.
nintendo is fuckin dead.
Anonymous No.712889282
>>712848169
She'll become human around half of the game
Anonymous No.712889416 >>712963690
>>712880548
>kid paulina
It writes itself, they've only started integrating paulina back into the mainstream within the last few years and never gave her a baby form. Kid just makes sense.
Anonymous No.712891627 >>712892032
>>712886123
>Odyssey came out 8 years ago
>Pauline Jr. is 8 years old
Real?
Anonymous No.712892032
>>712891627
oh shit
Anonymous No.712895087
>>712880226
Can't wait for this shitty forced fake leak to be debunked tomorrow.
Anonymous No.712895376 >>712895767 >>712918414
>>712849909
Artist? cant seem to find anything based on the watermark.
>>712851181
link the full.
Anonymous No.712895767 >>712897642
>>712895376
holy fuck, link yours too
Anonymous No.712897642 >>712897665
>>712895767
https://files.catbox.moe/1q1650.png
Anonymous No.712897665 >>712897710
>>712897642
goddamn that's prime...
Anonymous No.712897710 >>712897781
>>712897665
someone edit it with an amazon prime label across her mound
Anonymous No.712897781
>>712897710
cute. hopefully the other anon provides his sauce next
Anonymous No.712897846
>>712845840
Why do they hate him
Anonymous No.712897860
>Gotta look after a kid cuz you kidnapped her mom one time
More like Donkey Kuck
Anonymous No.712898042
>>712880226
He literally never said this, why are schizos like this?
It's like the Prince Florian bullshit with Mario Wonder again
Anonymous No.712898461
>>712886378
What? Really?
Anonymous No.712898785 >>712902031
>>712845840
what would lawyer k rool be called?
Anonymous No.712900939
OKAY
Anonymous No.712901348
This thread is the reason Nintendo hid her.
Anonymous No.712901501
uooooooooh ToT
Anonymous No.712901535 >>712901961 >>712902462 >>712902862 >>712904074
>>712844840 (OP)
Man, you lolicons are even going mask off on normalfag sites like youtube
Is being a lolicon, cunnysseur or pedophile now a normalfag thing? Do I have to become a guy who only fucks adult women and looks at Amish porn?
Anonymous No.712901841 >>712902003
wait did the bonanza direct already happen?
Anonymous No.712901961 >>712902335 >>712905972
>>712901535
It became normal when every girl developed an ABDL fetish and started posting lolis calling them "literally me"
Anonymous No.712902003
I'm really hoping that if he doesn't get fully revealed they leave more evidence that he's in
>>712901841
No it's happening tomorrow morning
Anonymous No.712902031 >>712928049
>>712898785
S Kuire
Anonymous No.712902287 >>712902741
>>712850337
Oppai Loli fags need a bullet
Might as well jerk off to a fucking dwarf at that point
Anonymous No.712902335 >>712902574
>>712901961
>ABDL
gross diaperfaggots are absolutely not the same as based fertilephiles.
Anonymous No.712902462
>>712901535
>first half of post is relatively calm statements
>second half is him suddenly losing control and going rabid
Genuinely hilarious these posts
Anonymous No.712902496 >>712902876
>>712875819
You do realize the n64 Mario model this meme is based on was actually asymmetrical right
Anonymous No.712902574 >>712905926
>>712902335
I am aware of that but girls posting images like this for a decade had a cultural effect
Anonymous No.712902667 >>712902746
>>712844840 (OP)
Why are they only doing a direct that's 15 mins long? Just release a couple of long trailers and be done with it.
Also any chance K Rool is in?
Anonymous No.712902741
>>712902287
I mean, if you got any shortstack Pauline I'll take it.
Anonymous No.712902746
>>712902667
>muh krool
seek help
Anonymous No.712902765
>>712845591
look at those DSL
Anonymous No.712902862
>>712901535
Video?
Anonymous No.712902876
>>712902496
so that's what that meme is about? I figured it was because it was asymmetrical but I never got confirm on it. Good to know I guess
Anonymous No.712902972
I probably shouldn't browse this thread with my door open
Anonymous No.712903728
>>712877945
HAYOOOO
Because of your cock, right anon? You're talking about your rock hard cock.
I would love to see that! As a joke, cause we just fooling you know. Maybe a sligh touch to confirm the rock hardness of your cock. Hihi.
Ah what the hell, why not a little nibble, hihi, so salty.
Oh is that a finger going up my butt?
Wait a second....Dad?
Anonymous No.712903974 >>712904064
>>712851139
seeing lolifaggots fall for a grinch leak in real time is the funniest shit
Anonymous No.712904064 >>712904116
>>712903974
But wasn't it on the Korean Nintendo website - and it would be way too crazy for someone to fake that hiqh quality render in such little amount of time.
Anonymous No.712904074
>>712901535
>now a normalfag thing
It's been ever since people started spamming some shit a third worlder tweeted.
Anonymous No.712904116 >>712904159
>>712904064
Do you have a direct source? Archived site link?
Anonymous No.712904159 >>712904243
>>712904116
no I only heard it was leaked on the Korean Nintendo site
Anonymous No.712904243
>>712904159
Oh well that solves it then, the internet never lies
Anonymous No.712904440
He's in.
Anonymous No.712904613 >>712928448 >>712930036 >>712939119
>>712845591
My-a dear daughter! I'mma so excited to meet your-a new boyfriend!
Hello! It's-a nice to mee-DONKEY KONG!?!?!?!?!
Anonymous No.712904625
>>712885519
Coulda swore I read somewhere that Kong Island bananas are "magic" in that they never spoil.
Anonymous No.712905484 >>712905575
Donkey Kong is for toddlers now because this image scared me when I was a kid and now Nintendo is risk averse and on the decline.
Anonymous No.712905575
>>712905484
>a few bandages and a black eye made xillenials shit themselves
Anonymous No.712905642 >>712906020 >>712943320 >>712944320
>Final boss fight is a recreation of DK Arcade.
>Except this time the scenario is reversed and DK is climbing the skyscraper with Loline to protect her from whoever is pursuing them.
Anonymous No.712905926
>>712902574
So, this artist is a guy, right?
Anonymous No.712905972
>>712901961
the hell is abdl
Anonymous No.712906020
>>712905642
>final boss is mario
Anonymous No.712906063 >>712908038
>>712878638
>loline rule34
this shit is why I fully support arresting then executing Pedophiles, there is no justifcation for Child Porn, I don't give a fuck if its drawn or not its about the mentality simple as that.
Anonymous No.712907838
What's going on in this thread?
Anonymous No.712907898
>>712844956
If it's supposed to be a big twist, I'm not sure why they'd even have the render made. Seems like a massive waste of time if she was only going to be present for the last bit of the game. She'll probably be changed back after like the mid point or something. Maybe she'll temporarily change back for a few moments where she can boost your singing power or some shit.
Anonymous No.712907982 >>712908125 >>712908135 >>712908547 >>712908949 >>712909246 >>712909829 >>712910501 >>712938519
gimme an idea to draw for loli pauline
Anonymous No.712908038
>>712906063
but every other crime you can draw is fine? even drawing children being dismembered and drained of blood?
Anonymous No.712908125
>>712907982
I would like to see something wholesome, please.
Anonymous No.712908135
>>712907982
her making a banana sundae for DK
Anonymous No.712908350 >>712908792
It's probably not a little kid Pauline you clowns. It's more likely just her small form and she'll return to normal at the end of the game.
Anonymous No.712908547
>>712907982
singing Happy Birthday to DK
cheering DK on as he wins a kart race
sleeping on top of DK's chest while he's napping in his hammock
Anonymous No.712908792 >>712910501
>>712908350
Why would small Pauline have freckles?
Please stop coping.
Anonymous No.712908949
>>712907982
I don't think I've seen anyone actually drawn her getting fucked by DK yet
Anonymous No.712909246
>>712907982
draw her in a cute red swimsuit/bikini
Anonymous No.712909829
>>712907982
gaping anus, in all fours, looking at viewer.
Anonymous No.712910493 >>712943780
The problem with Mario Kart direct was that more than half was stuff we had already seen in the treehouse footage and such because the direct was aimed to people that had no idea (retards). I expect the same for Bananza, so 10 minutes for an explenation of how you can destroy the environments despite everyone and their mothers already knowing that
Anonymous No.712910501
>>712907982
Action shot of Loli Pauline and DK both swinging on a jungle vine OPTIONAL: Loli Pauline is an oppai loli

>>712908792
smoline is a cutie
Anonymous No.712910918
Im considering playing this till august. Im excited and it was one of the reasons to buy a switch 2, but seems like a fun platformer, so I think I dont mind the "spoilers", I could play it a month later, and so I can play DS2 during July since I also have vacations and is a longer, denser game
Anonymous No.712911838
Anonymous No.712911991
Anonymous No.712912105 >>712912329 >>712912554 >>712913141
>>712844840 (OP)
My interest in this game is entirely dependent on whether Loline will be on DK's back during gameplay. If she just changes back to Odd Rock during gameplay I'm going to be pissed
Anonymous No.712912329
>>712912105
i can see her turning human in cutscenes only
Anonymous No.712912461 >>712912548
Anonymous No.712912548 >>712912659
>>712912461
Anonymous No.712912554
>>712912105
I think you can play as her in human form.
Basically, in co-op mode, DK can destroy parts of the level to make stairs if Suzanne can't jump high enough.
Anonymous No.712912659 >>712919349 >>712948758
>>712912548
Anonymous No.712913141 >>712914672 >>712914810
>>712912105
>little girl has to be around while the big monkee jumps, rolls and smashes his fucking way through weird locations and fights dangerous enemies
Its obvious the odd rock form is the safest way for her to be around
Anonymous No.712914338
Wake up, Anons.
Anonymous No.712914672
>>712913141
That sucks. Odd Rock is ugly
Anonymous No.712914740 >>712915043
So is the expectation GotY or bust for Bananza?
Anonymous No.712914810 >>712919349
>>712913141
Eh, she'll be fine.
Anonymous No.712915043
>>712914740
It will be an open world game - you will get the usual gaggle of linearautists shouting "THE WORLD IS EMPTY - THE WORLD IS SOULLESS" because they can't have fun without direction.
Anonymous No.712917227
The thread is dying.
Anonymous No.712917374 >>712917750 >>712917965 >>712919349 >>712921407 >>712925387 >>712928367
>>712844840 (OP)
Anonymous No.712917750
>>712917374
hating loline is gay
Anonymous No.712917965
>>712917374
>Oliet Bangs
Kino...
Anonymous No.712918414
>>712895376
>Artist?
https://x.com/Thecorg0
Anonymous No.712918617 >>712918954 >>712919109 >>712925024
I don’t believe they would give Pauline a daughter. She’s either a little sister or actually Pauline somehow
Anonymous No.712918954 >>712922972 >>712942597
>>712918617
maybe evil money girl tricked her with aging down perfume or something
Anonymous No.712919109
>>712918617
Would people these days even care after a week?
I know the Mario fandom would be screeching about it, but would the average person, who owns a Switch and plays Mario games for fun, care?
I bet the Twitter headlines would be "Suzanne" and maybe a hashtag about Mario getting canceled, but then next week it would be back to the usual headlines.
Anonymous No.712919349
>>712917374
>>712914810
>>712912659
i like these comics keep posting them
Anonymous No.712919832
Anonymous No.712920646 >>712955532
>>712844840 (OP)
DK noooooooooo!
Anonymous No.712920675
>>712844840 (OP)
Donkey Kong and Bowser self inserts will always cope the fact their ugly asses will never get laid being their projection of muscle bound monsters and apes, and only want an Italian midget.
Anonymous No.712921407 >>712922202
>>712917374
This is the definition of making up problems to be mad about
Anonymous No.712922202 >>712923223
>>712921407
its just a joke nigga
Anonymous No.712922761
Anonymous No.712922972
>>712918954
I wanna fuck that monkey.
Anonymous No.712923223 >>712923758
>>712922202
yeah right, that's why you spam it 5 time a day with all your "onononononono" doomposts amirite?
Anonymous No.712923758
>>712923223
NTA but someone else took his image and renamed it, and then started spamming it in doomposts.
Anonymous No.712925024 >>712950520
>>712918617
It's actually trans Diddy Kong
Anonymous No.712925387
>>712917374
KEK
Anonymous No.712927396
DK
Anonymous No.712928049
>>712902031
my man
Anonymous No.712928367
>>712917374
Reddit comic
Anonymous No.712928448
>>712904613
>Mario drops the M word
Anonymous No.712930036
>>712904613
>YAHOOO!!!
Anonymous No.712931226
Anonymous No.712931749
this thread is a good example of why god left us
Anonymous No.712932394 >>712932614 >>712936620
I just wanted another 3D Donkey Kong game.
Anonymous No.712932614 >>712932987 >>712935365
>>712932394
I want another Country game by Retro
Anonymous No.712932987
>>712932614
That too.
Anonymous No.712935365
>>712932614
of course
Anonymous No.712936620
>>712932394
And you will get it
Anonymous No.712938480 >>712939059
Anonymous No.712938519
>>712907982
did you do it yet
Anonymous No.712939059 >>712939214
>>712938480
Anonymous No.712939119
>>712904613
He's-a, fuuuucking GOR-REAAT GUY...
Anonymous No.712939214 >>712939851
>>712939059
What's the problem?
Anonymous No.712939851 >>712940059
>>712939214
That one expression sucks.
Anonymous No.712940059 >>712940250 >>712940272
>>712939851
What's the problem with smiling?
Anonymous No.712940250
>>712940059
I do not care for the M-shaped brow. The one on the March page is a better smile.
Anonymous No.712940272
>>712940059
He's from 4kids.
Anonymous No.712941842 >>712941962
>>712844840 (OP)
>I've become obsessed with the monkey game because it could MAYBE have a little girl in it
You guys are fucking pathetic.
Anonymous No.712941962
>>712941842
>says the guy who visits 4chan.
Anonymous No.712942597 >>712948146
>>712918954
>tricked her with aging down perfume or something
you are a man of refined tastes, like me
Anonymous No.712943174
>>712887615
All those dudes looked fine, what the fuck happened to abandon their masculinity?
Anonymous No.712943320
>>712905642
if this happens I'm buying the game for sure.
Anonymous No.712943780
>>712910493
Anon, if you're designing a direct for a game and you previously demoed it before, what kind of content would you put in? Only new content to cater to those who followed your stream? Or a comprehensive video so you can inform anyone who doesn't know about the game all he needs to know to make a purchase?

Obviously the latter so why call this a problem cause you have to burn 10 more minutes to get new info goodies?
Anonymous No.712943868
>>712851000
>April 1st
Aieeeee
Anonymous No.712944320
>>712905642
Braid if it was good
Anonymous No.712945726 >>712946357
>>712849909
I can't wait for the DK expansion in Mario kart world. She's definitely going to be a playable character with a bunch of new costumes and tricks.
Anonymous No.712946357
>>712945726
she would be perfect world dlc
Anonymous No.712948146
>>712942597
it would be an easy explanation if it is pauline herself
Anonymous No.712948512 >>712960476 >>712963336
>>712844840 (OP)
Cute girls make everything better
Anonymous No.712948758
>>712912659
>I read this in rogens voice.
Anonymous No.712950415
>>712888130
I thank god every day I wasnt born in India
Anonymous No.712950520
>>712925024
Dixie is already that
Anonymous No.712951398 >>712953818 >>712954090 >>712957848 >>712960476
>12 hours left
Anonymous No.712953818
>>712951398
i wonder if it will even have much news
Anonymous No.712954090
>>712951398
It's alright, gorilla benises are actually pretty small, can go inside Pau(lo)line no prob.
Anonymous No.712955532
>>712920646
This guy deleted it and I never saved it
Anonymous No.712957159 >>712957807
Mario will go back to Pauline, and him and Peach will remain as good friends.
Anonymous No.712957807
>>712957159
Pauline willingly had sex with a gorilla and will be judged for it...one day.
Anonymous No.712957848 >>712957985 >>712958324
>>712951398
Why did he tear off her clothes?
Anonymous No.712957985 >>712958025
>>712957848
So she can run around in just a tie like him.
Anonymous No.712958025 >>712959501
>>712957985
Why did he never do that for Diddy Kong?
Anonymous No.712958324
>>712957848
so he can ape her
Anonymous No.712958513 >>712958652 >>712959305 >>712959708
>>712844840 (OP)
>God I hate Baby Mario. I just wanna throw him over a cliff
>OMG kid Paulne is so adorable I MUST PROTECT HER

Man I hate lolifags
Anonymous No.712958652
>>712958513
>lolifags
Just call them what they are, pedophiles.
Anonymous No.712959305 >>712963440
>>712958513
problem?
Anonymous No.712959501
>>712958025
Diddy already has his own style.
Anonymous No.712959708
>>712958513
My first Yoshi's Island game was DS, so Baby Wario's crying overwrote B.Mario's in terms of annoying sounds in my mind.
Anonymous No.712959824
No K. Rool, no buy.
Anonymous No.712960476 >>712961274
>>712948512
>>712951398
DK would never do this... he would protect Loline...
Anonymous No.712961274
>>712960476
this is correct, monkeys are gods creatures that were made to protect
Anonymous No.712962816
>>712869806
>This is how we combat daddy issues.
Anonymous No.712963336
>>712948512
god I want more fanart of innocent ignorant loline being naked next to horny dk....
Anonymous No.712963440
>>712959305
bedroom eyes
Anonymous No.712963690
>>712889416
>Kid just makes sense.
We getting kid versions of the others?