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>video game essay
>it's just a story recap
Anonymous No.712848924 [Report]
>how [GAME] saved my soul
Anonymous No.712849043 [Report]
>The Absolute Faggotness of [OP]
Anonymous No.712849141 [Report] >>712850605 >>712851405 >>712851552 >>712851645 >>712852584 >>712853609 >>712854072 >>712855134 >>712856379 >>712856464 >>712856556 >>712857458
Am I the only one who finds long nails disgusting?
Anonymous No.712849205 [Report]
The town was making him stupid.
Anonymous No.712849376 [Report] >>712849771
>>712848753 (OP)
god damn, i love women. i'd grab and hold her by the neck if you know what i mean
Anonymous No.712849457 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
>thinly veiled tiktok promotion thread
Anonymous No.712849498 [Report] >>712850964 >>712861353
>>712848753 (OP)
>video game essay
>it's just a story recap
can i shill my video essays..? they're not cringe recaps i swear ^_^
Anonymous No.712849623 [Report] >>712849903 >>712855579
>how [VIDEO GAME CHARACTER] changed the way i think about women
Anonymous No.712849759 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
[GAME] Is a FLAWED Masterpiece
Anonymous No.712849771 [Report] >>712850078
>>712849376
same
Anonymous No.712849903 [Report]
>>712849623
That's a man
Anonymous No.712849938 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
I still think the worst offender is
>Gurren Lagann and GETTING IT
and it's just 55 minutes about this faggot's dad dying of cancer. Sorry for watching that bro. I've walked back that shit so hard.
Anonymous No.712849945 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
>>>video game essay
Anonymous No.712849957 [Report]
>Everyone is Wrong About [GAME]
Anonymous No.712850078 [Report] >>712851106
>>712849771
muh fucking dick, she looks tall af
Anonymous No.712850206 [Report] >>712851975 >>712860641
>>712848753 (OP)
No but seriously though why do people do this?
>[GAYME ANALysis]
>word by word recap
Just replay the game at the point, or is it targeted to those who can't afford a machine that runs those gaems?
Anonymous No.712850314 [Report] >>712850472 >>712850924 >>712852926 >>712853737 >>712854369 >>712860225 >>712861069
>The Subtle Fascism of __
>__ is deeper than you think
>Is __ good, actually?
>The Rise and Fall of __
>I Played Every __ Game and Now I’m Insane
Anonymous No.712850438 [Report]
>essay was made with chat gpt
Anonymous No.712850472 [Report]
>>712850314
>"I played every [Series] game"
>only played each for like 10 minutes tops and gives a braindead first impression before moving on to the next one
Anonymous No.712850516 [Report] >>712850598 >>712850994 >>712852230 >>712853375 >>712853665 >>712854369 >>712861280
recommend me some me some good underrated game critique channels that actually talk about gameplay.
Anonymous No.712850598 [Report]
>>712850516
her top looks like a burger king wrapper
Anonymous No.712850605 [Report] >>712850890
>>712848753 (OP)
I hate this shit. If you're not going to be even slightly academic in your analysis what's the fucking point. I have a labour job where I listen to a lot of podcasts/videos and usually just let youtube autoplay onto the next thing, and the amount of zoomer/gen a fags trying to do this content that basically just rehash the plot and tell you what a manual would say is insane
>>712849141
They're SEX sorry anon
Anonymous No.712850716 [Report]
>How [GAME 1] is actually better than [GAME 2]
Anonymous No.712850890 [Report]
>>712850605
As I was typing this I realised it's because I'm generally looking to learn more about something ive already played and hear other people's opinions, but the target audience for a lot of the videos I'm getting is people who want to watch a video about something instead of actually engaging with the primary source. Brainrot shit. Mouthwashing was really bad for this, with niggas outright arguing over stuff that was plainly stated in game.
Anonymous No.712850924 [Report]
>>712850314
Sex
Anonymous No.712850964 [Report] >>712861353
>>712849498
Sure
Anonymous No.712850994 [Report] >>712851309 >>712853375 >>712854993
>>712850516
The Electric Underground
Anonymous No.712851020 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
Let's Plays are the superior gaming YouTube entertainment.
Anonymous No.712851095 [Report] >>712851218
>eight ways [GAME] deconstructs the gaming experience
Anonymous No.712851106 [Report]
>>712850078
Homo
Anonymous No.712851218 [Report]
>>712851095
why does this look edited?
Anonymous No.712851273 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
Kinda looks like Suzielove212
Anonymous No.712851278 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
i've seen this a few times now, and i must say, this is a generationally fantastic image
like try and imagine how you could make her look like more of a stuck-up bitch. you cannot
it's so perfect
Anonymous No.712851309 [Report] >>712851686 >>712854993
>>712850994
Already know him, but good rec
Anonymous No.712851405 [Report]
>>712849141
They look low class and whorish.
Anonymous No.712851541 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
What's even worse is when you look up a review of an anime or movie or video game and the faggot just takes you from story beat to story beat spoiling EVERYTHING without warning and then at the end spends 2 mins telling you if he liked it or not.
Anonymous No.712851552 [Report]
>>712849141
I hate them too. natural short nails look the best.
Anonymous No.712851645 [Report]
>>712849141
Tastefully long manicured ACTUAL nails are nice. The 6 inch acrylic stick-ons are trashy
Anonymous No.712851686 [Report]
>>712851309
hnnng I wanna sin
Anonymous No.712851756 [Report] >>712851894 >>712851950
>>712848753 (OP)
Picrel, the first hour and ending you could say is a good discussion of morrowind but most of the video is him just reading the plot synopsis of each faction of UESP
Anonymous No.712851815 [Report]
>video game essay
>it's about a video game that already has 20+ video essays made
Anonymous No.712851886 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
>just a painfully slow and overdetailed story recap*
Fixed
Anonymous No.712851894 [Report] >>712851950 >>712852184
>>712851756
I stopped watching this after he tried to dissect the garbage early game quests that for example the fighter's guild at Balmora offers. It's not that deep.
Anonymous No.712851950 [Report]
>>712851756
>>712851894
nice try
Anonymous No.712851975 [Report]
>>712850206
They're just copying "video essays" as a supposed format without any actual insight into a game nor any idea what an essay is.
Anonymous No.712852030 [Report]
>[game], a retrospective
Anonymous No.712852184 [Report]
>>712851894
The whole point of those quests being shit is because the bitch was in league with the camonna tong, but yeh he looks way too deep into shit with these videos when it was todd probably goofing off with the writing.

Also todd wrote the imperial legion questline in morrowind which is funny because it implies Todd can write better than the current hack lead writer Emil.
Anonymous No.712852230 [Report]
>>712850516
tehsnakerer, by sheer virtue of talking mostly about shit no one's ever gotten into before, and also Yakuza
Anonymous No.712852262 [Report] >>712852303 >>712852496 >>712852513 >>712853042 >>712853209 >>712853926
>video game essay
>it's a video game essay
Anonymous No.712852303 [Report] >>712852845
>>712852262
cock cages are cringe
Anonymous No.712852346 [Report] >>712852592
>>712848753 (OP)
Basically pseudo-intellectual rambling of surface-level themes and plot points. Lot's of extreme reaching for the sake of sounding like they encountered something profound. These video essays are essentially shallow undergrad 5-page essays.

Worst one I saw was OG FF7 being "lonely," but the "loneliness" was likely because of graphical and hardware limitations rather than the devs trying to do something profound like the Youtuber kept reaching about. Absolute pseudo-intellectual cringe.
Anonymous No.712852496 [Report]
>>712852262
source?
Anonymous No.712852513 [Report]
>>712852262
>bbc
cringe
Anonymous No.712852584 [Report]
>>712849141
Hate nails
Love girls hands

Its like a pretty face with a really dumb hat on
Anonymous No.712852592 [Report] >>712852686 >>712852972
>>712852346
I mean video games in general are shallow and childish. It's a bit sad that an entire generations are growing up with these when in the past literature filled the role of developing one's mind.
Anonymous No.712852686 [Report] >>712852859 >>712854085
>>712852592
anon you sound just as pretentious as essay fags. Chill out
Anonymous No.712852712 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
she looks like she fucks basketball americans
Anonymous No.712852763 [Report]
>no thesis statement
>no format
>no insight
>no themes
>no comparatives
>nothing
I can read Wikipedia's plot synopsis just fine, youtuber, I don't need you running it through a ChatGPT and reading it aloud.
Anonymous No.712852845 [Report]
>>712852303
correct
ruins so much otherwise good content
Anonymous No.712852859 [Report]
>>712852686
I'm not pretentious. I grew up with games too but it's hard not to notice all the manchildren whose only cultural references come from video games or American movies and not something deeper or more nuanced.
Anonymous No.712852926 [Report] >>712854369
>>712850314
Name?
Anonymous No.712852972 [Report] >>712853106
>>712852592
t. brian griffin
Anonymous No.712852978 [Report]
>>71285258
>hate nails
>posts picture focused on a cute french manicure
uhh anon?
Anonymous No.712853042 [Report]
>>712852262
kys
Anonymous No.712853106 [Report] >>712855493
>>712852972
read a book jesus.
Anonymous No.712853209 [Report]
>>712852262
based normies living kino lives while i'm rotting in my cage
Anonymous No.712853279 [Report]
>things you didn't know about [favorite game from your childhood]
>narrated by a pubescent voice
>game clearly came out before he was born
>it's shit everybody already knows
Anonymous No.712853375 [Report]
>>712850516
>>712850994
Not just video games and not as good as electric underground but Internet Pitstop is decent too
Anonymous No.712853390 [Report] >>712853485 >>712853491 >>712853545 >>712858797
Lol, anons look at the image I made
>:D
Anonymous No.712853485 [Report]
>>712853390
>Update
kek >:)
Anonymous No.712853491 [Report]
>>712853390
Make the hand bigger and blacker if you know what I mean...;)
Anonymous No.712853545 [Report]
>>712853390
very nice fren
Anonymous No.712853551 [Report]
Fuck women fuck niggers and fuck jannies.
Anonymous No.712853609 [Report]
>>712849141
>Claw nails
>Nostril ring
>Tattoos behind the ear
Yeah, I'm thinking it's whore time.
Anonymous No.712853665 [Report] >>712853901 >>712861421
>>712850516
Majuular
Marsh
Dungeon Chill
Anonymous No.712853737 [Report]
>>712850314
>>712848753 (OP)
>Then: Why ___ still looks like a million bucks
>Now: Why ___ still looks like a billion bucks
>Soon: Why ___ still looks like a quadrillion bucks
Inflation has not been kind to the video essay industry
Anonymous No.712853748 [Report]
>how dark souls saved me
>how x game BROKE me
>any video where it's a guy doing something LE WACKY like be on a space hopper, move themselves around on green screen, green screen themselves in game etc
>safe sleazy
I could go on but man
Anonymous No.712853842 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
If you DON'T want something like this, I Finished a Video Game is really good. He goes on about the history of the studios and devs involved, and talks about how the choices to make a game shaped the overall experience in general, and for him (while also summarizing stuff). They're really more like proper documentaries. Good stuff.
Anonymous No.712853901 [Report] >>712854189
>>712853665
all faggots
Anonymous No.712853926 [Report]
>>712852262
god..
Anonymous No.712854072 [Report]
>>712849141
I hate the occasional unnaturally long eye lashes. Shit looks creepy.
Anonymous No.712854085 [Report]
>>712852686
I don't think it is pretentious to state that reading and writing skills have dropped in recent generations compared to when literature was more prevalent than youtube.
Anonymous No.712854189 [Report] >>712857284
>>712853901
care to explain why, or are you just a typical bitter, sad /v/tard who can't imagine people liking things?
Anonymous No.712854214 [Report] >>712854282
>>712848753 (OP)
How do I get a gf?
Anonymous No.712854282 [Report]
>>712854214
by talking to women.
Anonymous No.712854369 [Report] >>712854497
>>712850314
I love that she lost a lot of weight but i cant watch her stuff now because of those milkers, too distracting

>>712850516
boulder punch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wm_d5wMkn-Q

>>712852926
SarahZ
Anonymous No.712854428 [Report]
The Shining of the Light: The Vociferousness of Loneliness in Plok!: An Underrated Masterpiece
Anonymous No.712854497 [Report] >>712854784
>>712854369
her tits were always huge
Anonymous No.712854540 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
This fucking SHIT happens in every genre/hobby's video 'essay'

>Title: How good of a team were the 1995 Philadelphia Pooper Sticklers?!
>Actual video: 40 minute recap of when the owner used to be a farmhand for his dad's donkey breeding business before striking it big selling tweezers for removing eyeborws and buying the team in 86
Anonymous No.712854545 [Report]
>my brutally honest review of [x] game.
Anonymous No.712854632 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
>Game X iceberg explained
It's just a categorized list with no explanation.
Anonymous No.712854784 [Report]
>>712854497
true, it always gets me how shamelessly she wears those shirts
Anonymous No.712854913 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
I once tried to turn in a summary of MGS in English class but I just need a short story
Anonymous No.712854993 [Report]
>>712851309
>>712850994
He genuinely gets hard filtered by anything that isn't his memoshmups
His Dark Ages review is nonstop impotent seething that he got btfo by based Hugo
He also had to download a full save for DMC 3
Anonymous No.712855134 [Report]
>>712849141
in my language we call them "whore shovels"
Anonymous No.712855493 [Report] >>712855596 >>712855682 >>712856009
>>712853106
>read a book
>okay
>pick out a few critically acclaimed ones
>they're about on the same level as a good video game
never reading another book in my life; thanks for at least showing me how dogshit books are
Anonymous No.712855579 [Report]
>>712849623
We must be better men.
Anonymous No.712855596 [Report] >>712855791
>>712855493
bro read twilight and hunger games kek
Anonymous No.712855597 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
Let me guess, single mother of a mixed kid that is the world to her? They all look the same
Anonymous No.712855682 [Report] >>712855881
>>712855493
That is sad anon... well ignorance is bliss as we say. Maybe it's better that way for you.
Anonymous No.712855791 [Report] >>712855950 >>712857089
>>712855596
No, I read The Brother Karamazovs and a few others at the top of /lit/'s 100 best books.

Of course, all you're gonna do is deny that, because you're a fucking retard that hasn't read anything other than those books you just referenced.
Anonymous No.712855810 [Report]
This just appeared on my recommended
>le not aged well
>it's just a video of a streamer watching a video
>unedited
Jesus fucking christ
Anonymous No.712855815 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
keep thinking its a big fat cock resting on her face from the catalogue thumbnail
Anonymous No.712855881 [Report] >>712856149 >>712856349 >>712857860
>>712855682
Nigger, I'm literally smarter than 99% of people. Books are just overrated as shit because retards keep overhyping them despite having never read them.
Anonymous No.712855939 [Report] >>712856064 >>712856128
>smarter than 99% of people
>spending his tuesday morning posting on /v/
Anonymous No.712855950 [Report] >>712856064
>>712855791
I hope you're Russian otherwise kek
Anonymous No.712856009 [Report] >>712856696
>>712855493
What books did you read anon? And what video games would you put on the same level as them?
Anonymous No.712856032 [Report] >>712856114 >>712856384 >>712856547
>Video essay
>It's just regurgitating another video essay which was regurgitating the wiki
But the worst are the Youtube shorts of some faggot plastering his face on a short made by someone else and doing a stupid reaction. That's it, that's all he adds. If you do that, i hope you get ebola and choke on your own blood and vomit.
Anonymous No.712856064 [Report] >>712856285
>>712855939
>too much of a pussy to reply directly
Also, I'm not a burger.

>>712855950
You do realise translation exist, right?
Anonymous No.712856114 [Report]
>>712856032
This WebM made me gag. Good job
Anonymous No.712856128 [Report]
>>712855939
>reveals he's living in some shithole country
Anonymous No.712856149 [Report]
>>712855881
lmao ironic post
Anonymous No.712856151 [Report] >>712856301
>smarter than 99% of people
>thinks it's tuesday 8am in america
You are retarded anon lmao
Anonymous No.712856285 [Report] >>712856857
>>712856064
>he thinks reading translation of literature counts
oh no no no no
this the type of nigga that thinks watching a video essay counts as playing the game kek
Anonymous No.712856301 [Report]
>>712856151
america isn't a shithole
your country is
Anonymous No.712856349 [Report] >>712856857
>>712855881
>smarter than 99% of people
>puts on the same level video game stories written for teenagers and the masses and literary works that form the basis of western culture and civilisation
Anonymous No.712856379 [Report]
>>712849141
I like them painted and maybe an inch long or so. Like when "gothy" girls have those black claws. Those are hot. But the pink/purple/whatever ones that are a few inches long look stupid. Just makes me think of the sassy black woman stereotype.
Anonymous No.712856384 [Report] >>712856457 >>712856547
>>712856032
this almost happened to me once. cute chubby asian chick decides to kiss me on the way to the club restroom. i'm full chub then she says wait right here and then yacks all over the front door. walked away as I hated the smell
Anonymous No.712856457 [Report]
>>712856384
oh sucky sucky me puke you rong time
Anonymous No.712856464 [Report]
>>712849141
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVv6JXBkqz4
Anonymous No.712856547 [Report]
>>712856032
>>712856384
I'm glad I made the right choice by never going outside. God I love video games.
Anonymous No.712856556 [Report]
>>712849141
No they are stupid and gay as fuck .
Anonymous No.712856696 [Report] >>712856773 >>712856962 >>712857254 >>712857280 >>712857343 >>712857509 >>712857536 >>712857860 >>712857916 >>712858253 >>712860676 >>712860779
>>712856009
I'm not gonna give you a complete list, but sure:
>Moby Dick
One Piece is at least 100x better. Fucking Mont Blance, a side character that exists for like 50 chapters, is better than Ahab, the best character in the book.

>Crime and Punishment
Breaking Bad is miles better.

>The Brother Karamazov
Hard to say. The story is definitely better than any video game's, however, I wouldn't exactly consider it a masterpiece. It's good. No doubt about that, but things like Eva, Monster, Logh, GitS, etc. are simply better written.

Also, it really doesn't help that I don't believe in Christianity because, unlike basically everyone else on the internet, I've actually read Nietzsche. So, I can't help but not take the supposed "profound" dilemmas he tries to deal with not seriously, because they're so poorly executed and handled. And don't get me started on how fucking bloated it is. I don't care about some random monk fasting.

>inb4 what about video games
I misspoke. However, I would consider p3 to have a better story than both moby dick and crime and punishment.
Anonymous No.712856773 [Report] >>712856974
>>712856696
that's a lot of writing for some lazy bait
Anonymous No.712856857 [Report]
>>712856285
wow, you're retarded

>>712856349
most of philosophy is retarded and literature is heavily overrated by pseuds

I will die on this hill

fuck literature
Anonymous No.712856962 [Report] >>712857081
>>712856696
If you were actually smart you'd know how to appreciate different art forms, but you aren't, so you don't
Anonymous No.712856974 [Report] >>712859806
>>712856773
You haven't even read any of them so why do you care?

Could you tell me what happens in the garden in karamazov? No, of course you can't.
Anonymous No.712857081 [Report]
>>712856962
I didn't say they were shit. I appreciate them for what they are. But that doesn't mean literature as a whole isn't overrated to high hell, and that the supposed best works aren't overrated as fuck, despite not actually being that good.
Anonymous No.712857089 [Report] >>712857150 >>712857228
>>712855791
Did you finish Infinite Jest?
Anonymous No.712857116 [Report]
The brothers go to the garden and start talking about the coldness of the Soviet Union, then Karamazov goes "It's Karamazoving time!" and he Karamazovs all over the garden
Anonymous No.712857150 [Report] >>712858572
>>712857089
No, because I took it as a meme.
Anonymous No.712857228 [Report] >>712857320 >>712858572
>>712857089
I don't get DFW
>correctly laments the state of hyper irony in modern culture and how detachment is seen as a good thing
>yet writes the most trite ironicfag books ever
Anonymous No.712857254 [Report] >>712857471
>>712856696
>but things like Eva, Monster, Logh, GitS, etc. are simply better written.
Surely-
>Also, it really doesn't help that I don't believe in Christianity
Color me surprised.
Anonymous No.712857280 [Report]
>>712856696
>not a single female author
illiterate AND a chud, wow just wow
Anonymous No.712857284 [Report] >>712857410 >>712857979 >>712858693
>>712854189
I'm a bitter fag who very specifically hates video essays. Essayist are no different than when an English teacher asks their students to analyze and deconstruct what the author meant when the main character does a simple action, when in reality there's no deeper meaning to it at all. It also extremely bothers me that these essayist have zero respect for the viewers time. They drag and drag and drag on, when things can easily be said in significantly fewer words and be more impactful. They seem to think word count, or in this case video length, is representative of quality. It's really fucking not and it doesn't help that the education system reinforces that idea.

>sad /v/tard who can't imagine people liking things?
As a matter of fact anon, I'm always in these type of threads encouraging other anons to make videos and share their stuff even if it is video essays. Even if I dislike the genre, I like watching what fellas from here are making.

Double plot twist. I used to make my own video essays, but I was never pretentious about it and I always focused on the actual game, my experience, keeping the essay itself succinct and trying to make the audience laugh. I quit cause I realized I never liked them in the first place and I wanted to upload more than once a month, if I was even lucky enough to do that. Despite doing Let's Plays now, I haven't fully escaped it cause I write something up for the end of every single video

Honestly after writing all this I do feel bad about the last post. I mean I still think essayist are gay. I just feel bad about shitting on something someone else enjoys. I'm sorry anon.
Anonymous No.712857320 [Report]
>>712857228
Yeah, I hate when people do shit like that. It's like when a video game tells you to not escape reality and touch grass.
Anonymous No.712857343 [Report] >>712857578
>>712856696
>it really doesn't help that I don't believe in Christianity because, unlike basically everyone else on the internet, I've actually read Nietzsche
lolwut
Anonymous No.712857410 [Report]
>>712857284
hey shine shut the fuck up and release a new video already
Anonymous No.712857458 [Report]
>>712849141
You're not
Anonymous No.712857471 [Report] >>712857878 >>712859806
>>712857254
Who visits Ivan at the end of the book? Describe one of the thought scenarios he covers during that scene.

Of course, you can't, because you're 15 and haven't even read the book.
Anonymous No.712857509 [Report] >>712857671
>>712856696
>Crime and Punishment
Breaking Bad is miles better
Anonymous No.712857536 [Report]
>>712856696
Unless you've read and understood the source works by Freud and Lacan (in the original German and French, of course) that Eva references, you didn't actually watch the anime.
Anonymous No.712857552 [Report]
>turns out if you were locked in a room with 3 horrible people
>it would be...le bad
Woah...
Anonymous No.712857578 [Report] >>712858438
>>712857343
The book is literal christcuck apologia.

The best part is whenever Ivan is present despite his entire character being a fucking strawman about why people don't like christianity.
Anonymous No.712857648 [Report] >>712857768
We're still doing the meme that Evangelion is good? It's fucking abysmal
Anonymous No.712857671 [Report] >>712857790
>>712857509
Yes, I'm sure you have even read it.
Anonymous No.712857768 [Report]
>>712857648
>too much of a pussy to reply directly
Anonymous No.712857790 [Report] >>712858129
>>712857671
Its my favourite book with War and Peace so yes I've read it many times. My wow character was named Raskolnikov back in the day
Anonymous No.712857860 [Report] >>712858129
>>712855881
>>712856696
>I've read Nietzsche you know, I'm smarter than 99% of people.
Anonymous No.712857878 [Report]
>>712857471
>Who visits Ivan at the end of the book?
The Devil
>Nietzchian retard wannnabe taking some kind of high ground when Dostoyevsky LITERALLY makes fun of him in that same chapter
Midwit does not even begin to describe you
Anonymous No.712857916 [Report] >>712858284
>>712856696
>believe in Christianity because, unlike basically everyone else on the internet
Bitch nigga, basically nobody does. Religious christians are the same as every other religion: Very loud.
Anonymous No.712857924 [Report]
Not going to reply to tards that think Eva is good
Watch a real mecha anime like Dai-Guard or Zegapain
Anonymous No.712857979 [Report]
>>712857284
The problem is that the vidya essay pool has been sullied by retards making hour+ analyses of singular Nintendo games
Mind you, I appreciate a long video about a single game if it’s worth diving into or includes a lot of history about the studio, etc
But Twilight Princess and Kirby Super Star do not need hour long videos analyzing their “plots”
The people that flood the market with videos like that are likely afraid of deeper games and not being able to say anything substantial, so they pick something simple and even infantile to just pour hours into
A vidya essay about something like Baldur’s Gate 1, Silver Case, etc is perfectly fine because there’s a lot to dissect

Also while on the subject, channels like Designing For or Design Doc are 100% horrible because they make these very lengthy videos on shit like “how Mario’s jump arc…changed everything…”
You do not need to break down for hours on end the importance of Mario’s control handling, much of it is self explanatory
It’s like retards that analyze singular scenes from movies
Anonymous No.712858026 [Report] >>712858689
>>712848753 (OP)
>How [SLOP] breaks you!
Anonymous No.712858129 [Report] >>712858290 >>712858687
>>712857790
Yes, I'm sure you thoroughly enjoyed the very riveting and not at all time wasting debates in his room about whether he was the murderer or not.

>>712857860
You don't have to be smart to read Nietzsche. Anyone with a brain can read him, since he, unlike every other philosopher, can actually write.
Anonymous No.712858161 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
No, no, that can be necessary.
It's just if you need to do that, it means the game relied too heavily on story. ie. it's a "cinematic experience" and wasn't worth reviewing.
Anonymous No.712858253 [Report] >>712858368
>>712856696
>this is your brain on escapism and consumerism
thank God I'm not a "gamer" and pop culture addict.
Anonymous No.712858284 [Report]
>>712857916
>proves he is illiterate
"Unlike everyone else" wasn't in reference to their belief in Christianity, you fucking illiterate retard.
Anonymous No.712858290 [Report] >>712858532
>>712858129
>can actually write
>dude me and everyone like me are like super awesome gigachads and everyone i dont like are like weak beta untermensch
Truly amazing
Anonymous No.712858321 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
>and then and then and then and then and then and then
dogshit
actually lower than slop
Anonymous No.712858368 [Report] >>712859806
>>712858253
Yes, I'm sure you've even read a single book in your life. Please, do tell me, what happens in, let's see, the middle of Moby Dick?
Anonymous No.712858389 [Report]
what's the tendie equivalent of finnegan's wake?
Anonymous No.712858438 [Report] >>712858667
>>712857578
I know that but the way you phrased the sentence makes it sound like Nietzsche is the reason you aren't Christian.
Anonymous No.712858506 [Report] >>712858667
>lil bro thinks he's smarter than 99% of the population for reading a book most people didbas required reading in middle school english
You truly can not make this shit up.
Anonymous No.712858532 [Report] >>712858623
>>712858290
His ideas about the ubermensch are his most retarded ones, unfortunately. I like the parts where he explores man's relation to society and to other people, like in Beyond Good and Evil as well as in Twilight of the Idols. Of course, you have no idea what I'm talking about, as proven by your incredibly shallow understanding of him.
Anonymous No.712858572 [Report] >>712858764
>>712857150
Your loss
>>712857228
You can make a lot of arguments against IJ, but I don't think "trite" is one of them. Overwrought, overly maximalist, meandering, onanistic, has a lack of resolution, but I don't know about trite. I say all that, and it is easily one of my favorite books.
Anonymous No.712858623 [Report]
>>712858532
>like in beyond good and evil
Finally you're making some sense
Anonymous No.712858667 [Report] >>712858872
>>712858438
Yeah, that was a mistake on my part. I'm anti-christian. Always been. Nietzsche simply gave me the means to dunk on it properly.

>>712858506
>The Brothers Karamazov
>Middle School
It's literally college level material, you absolute larper.
Anonymous No.712858687 [Report] >>712858858
>>712858129
I didn't say you had to be smart. I just quoted your own posts.
Anonymous No.712858689 [Report]
>>712858026
Anonymous No.712858693 [Report]
>>712857284
>They drag and drag and drag on, when things can easily be said in significantly fewer words and be more impactful. They seem to think word count, or in this case video length, is representative of quality.
I can't say for certain how many video essayists are self aware enough to be taking advantage of this, but a lot of people just keep the longer videos on in the background as white noise. That audience just wants a long video to play vaguely video game related dialogue, quality of content be damned, and surely at least a few of those ridiculously long video essays have been made with that purpose in mind.
Anonymous No.712858759 [Report] >>712858948
>how [GAME] made me transition
Anonymous No.712858764 [Report]
>>712858572
>Your loss
I think I'll take my chances and accept my losses, then.
Anonymous No.712858797 [Report]
>>712853390
Hahaha BWC :p
Anonymous No.712858858 [Report] >>712861084
>>712858687
You can't fool anyone except the incredibly gullible. You quoted that with a very specific connotation.
Anonymous No.712858872 [Report] >>712859151
>>712858667
>can't use context clues to figure out that I was talking about moby dick
based illiterate. even then, reading a college level book doesn't make you smarter than 99% of people lmao.
Anonymous No.712858884 [Report] >>712859229
What's the videogame equivalent of someone who prefers nonfiction reading?
Anonymous No.712858948 [Report]
>>712858759
Would.
Anonymous No.712859131 [Report] >>712859290 >>712859447
>feel compelled to do a video essay on my thoughts on certain games sometimes
>Be aware that most are just story recaps
>Consciously go out of my way to avoid retelling the story and spend most of the time talking about the actual meat of the game and its successes and failures
>get criticized because they're unapproachable to people who haven't played the game in question

There's no pleasing people. I continue to do them anyway because I find them fun and cathartic to do
Anonymous No.712859151 [Report]
>>712858872
>based illiterate. even then, reading a college level book doesn't make you smarter than 99% of people lmao.
No, that's not my point. I decided to read some of the best books ever written, and because I don't give a shit about what other people think, I realised literature as a whole is overrated as shit.

9/10 of the retards replying to me probably haven't even read a single one of them. They just feel the need to defend """real"" literature, because obviously anime and video games can't be taken seriously unlike """real"" literature.
Anonymous No.712859229 [Report]
>>712858884
Autism sims, like Factorio.
Anonymous No.712859290 [Report] >>712860221
>>712859131
I wouldn't mind, but for me you need to do a few things
>have a nice video voice
>talk about an actually interesting game, everyones fucking played mass effect dark souls dragon quest etc etc
>even better if it's some random niche game you personally really like
>be informative and captivating
>if you aren't a funny guy scriptwise then don't force it, some people are funny while speaking but horribly unfunny when writing (like me)
Post video
Anonymous No.712859447 [Report]
>>712859131
>>get criticized because they're unapproachable to people who haven't played the game in question
That's not a problem. People who haven't even played the game shouldn't be watching video about it.

Just ignore the retards.
Anonymous No.712859557 [Report]
I've watched all of Matthewmatosis' videos about Zachtronics despite never having played more than half of Infinifactory because I got filtered
Anonymous No.712859728 [Report]
why is it so hard to find retards who meaningfully think about game design instead of just babbling about surface level shit
Anonymous No.712859806 [Report] >>712860451
It's funny how not a single person ITT has been able to tell me what happens in these scenes:
>>712856974
>>712858368
>>712857471

Literature is the most overrated medium of all time, and everyone defending it has never even read the books they're defending.

Fuck literally everyone
Anonymous No.712860221 [Report] >>712860645
>>712859290
Here's one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzkutKhcAFU

Probably pretty rough, I ain't gonna lie, I'm too poor to make an actual good sound setup. I have one of the nicer standalone mics with a pop filter and just record at my desk.
Anonymous No.712860225 [Report]
>>712850314
>why music theory is WHITE SUPREMACIST
>40 minutes in, the evil mastermind turns out to be a jew
gotta admit, did not see that one coming
Anonymous No.712860451 [Report] >>712860604
>>712859806
>not a single person
>it was literally one guy claiming he was smarter than 99% of people and read books all day
Seems like there's two illiterate tards ITT
Anonymous No.712860604 [Report] >>712860770
>>712860451
you do realise this post makes no sense, right?
Anonymous No.712860641 [Report]
>>712850206
Because they're people who jumped on the fad to make money but just fundamentally don't understand analysis
Anonymous No.712860645 [Report] >>712860804
>>712860221
>Playthrough of Monster Hunter
>No commentary
Today, you have truly disappointed me
Anonymous No.712860676 [Report] >>712860854 >>712860957
>>712856696
>Moby Dick
>Crime and Punishment
>Brothers Karamazov
try reading a real book next time
Anonymous No.712860770 [Report]
>>712860604
Yes it does
Let me break it down for you
Anonymous No.712860779 [Report]
>>712856696
Anonymous No.712860804 [Report]
>>712860645
It was an experiment. I probably won't do it again. I'm also a low IQ individual who doesn't have the spare brainpower to talk and play well at the same time.
Anonymous No.712860854 [Report] >>712860928
>>712860676
That book is GENUINELY kino
Anonymous No.712860928 [Report]
>>712860854
I know, that's why I told him to read it
Anonymous No.712860932 [Report] >>712861118
I considered making a video essay about how bad the Netflix Cowboy Bebop adaptation was, and I was plotting out the editing work I'd do, scene comparisons, explaining very simple terms why all the changes made things worse, etc.
The "hot take" would've been that Netflix Ed was fine, they just waited too long to introduce her and she clashes too much with everything else they toned down
But I ultimately wasn't interested enough and everyone forgot about that piece of shit a month after it came out anyway
Anonymous No.712860943 [Report]
Spamming/Flooding
Anonymous No.712860957 [Report]
>>712860676
>he's a caterpillar
>he's very hungry
now that's what I call sovl
Anonymous No.712861069 [Report]
>>712850314
Who started the trend of holding a drink or their lav/desk mic while yapping about some bullshit for hours? So weird.
Anonymous No.712861084 [Report]
>>712858858
I just quoted your posts, anon. Anything else you read into it is your doing.
Anonymous No.712861118 [Report] >>712861568
>>712860932
Proptip: only make a video essay about something that you feel obsessed with. Basically, unless you feel like you need to make a video about something, lest you go insane, don't.
Anonymous No.712861137 [Report] >>712861203
Anonymous No.712861203 [Report] >>712861229
>>712861137
lmao

That guy got fired/kicked out of the store
Anonymous No.712861229 [Report] >>712861270
>>712861203
For telling the truth
Anonymous No.712861242 [Report]
>video game essay
>the video game essay has already been done by another vtuber a few years earlier
>even has millions of views
>they even watched it
Anonymous No.712861270 [Report]
>>712861229
that, too
Anonymous No.712861280 [Report]
>>712850516
>Outie belly button
eeeewwww!
Anonymous No.712861342 [Report] >>712861504
holy shit bros
Anonymous No.712861353 [Report]
>>712850964
>>712849498
>two hours ago
guess they didn't exist
Anonymous No.712861421 [Report]
>>712853665
Marsh is definitely like 80% plot synopsis but at least a lot of it is for shit nobody has played
Anonymous No.712861504 [Report]
>>712861342
The children yearn to count fruit.
Anonymous No.712861506 [Report] >>712861551 >>712861586
>>712848753 (OP)
I remember being told by 1000's of anons that pic related podcast was really good and they went into deep analysis about games.
I listened to a couple and it was literally just recapping the story.
What made it extra insulting and stupid is the game they were discussing was one of the mega man's and so it was just literally them saying
>and then mega man shoots the bad guy and he gets the new weapon!
>oh dude that weapon is sweet! i love it so much
>Yeah bro then he uses that weapon to kill the next guy and then he's able to move on to the castle
>oh bro this is where the game gets so sweet!

I couldn't believe people were seriously recommending this shit.
Anonymous No.712861551 [Report]
>>712861506
I too enjoy The Invisible Mans Podcast
Anonymous No.712861568 [Report] >>712861680
>>712861118
I've been obsessed with Cowboy Bebop since I was 11, and most of the video essays about it are super surface level and about how it's sad or whatever, I saw making a video about the Netflix version as almost like some kind of impotent form of revenge I could take but the show was cancelled after a week and nobody else even cared enough to hate on it any longer than that more or less so the discourse wasn't even there.
Ironically if it had gained some middling audience like a lot of other pozzed adaptations and gotten another season I probably would've followed through on my plan.
Now I'm considering making one about Final Fantasy X and how it's a better example of existential post-apocalypse fiction, and I would've called it "2001: A Blitzball Odyssey" and constantly refer back to the line "When people die, and Yuna dances" because I think that's hilarious but I'll wait until they inevitably announce a remake because I'd get the most bang for my buck
Anonymous No.712861586 [Report]
>>712861506
*forgot pic
Anonymous No.712861643 [Report]
>video essay
>youtuber halfway through uses it to come out as trans
Anonymous No.712861649 [Report]
>>712848753 (OP)
why would you want to watch a videogame essay to begin with?
Anonymous No.712861680 [Report]
>>712861568
Sounds like a plan.

Good luck.