Another 80$ failure incoming - /v/ (#712934947) [Archived: 920 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:20:02 PM No.712934947
ForcedOpenWorld
ForcedOpenWorld
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>It has a forced open world
>Forced "creative mechanics"
Seems like Nintendo Corporate is trying to force BotW elements into all their games.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:21:20 PM No.712935032
>>712934947 (OP)
You are a liar.
Suzanne will take over this board tomorrow morning.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:21:43 PM No.712935067
>forced open world
>forced creative mechanics
that's fucking retarded, so it's an open world game with creative mechanics? it's like saying an fps has forced shooting or a racing game has forced movement
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:22:04 PM No.712935090
>>712934947 (OP)
>$80
Retard
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:22:46 PM No.712935143
>>712934947 (OP)
They've already forced Koroks into all of their games since BOTW.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:22:55 PM No.712935157
>>712935032
Xuzanne? Oh no, not xher.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:23:40 PM No.712935204
>e-retard thread
kill yourself
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:23:59 PM No.712935221
>>712934947 (OP)
can a game have artificial creativity bros?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:25:26 PM No.712935336
It's not open world you retard.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:28:06 PM No.712935526
>>712935157
Oh now you're directly attacking Suzanne?
Bravo dude, Bravo.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:29:27 PM No.712935628
Kill yourselves Nintendo always wins babyyyyyy
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:30:00 PM No.712935669
>>712934947 (OP)
>we have mixed feelings
Take away the Nintendo bonus and that means it's complete shit
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:30:49 PM No.712935729
Nintendo hasnt made a good came since the turn of the century
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:31:27 PM No.712935776
>>712935067
lots of fps games have forced movement though
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:31:58 PM No.712935812
>channel literally called "Nintendo Life"
>mixed feelings
lol it's shit confirmed
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:32:01 PM No.712935819
>>712935729
Super Mario Sunshine and Super Mario Odyssey are masterpieces.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:32:38 PM No.712935869
the holy duo
the holy duo
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The games that will save the Switch 2.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:33:01 PM No.712935890
>>712935067
You don't need creative mechanics in an open world game.
You don't need donkey kong to be an open world game either.
Both are forced because they want the minecraft audience.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:33:42 PM No.712935948
>>712935812
exactly.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:33:58 PM No.712935974
>>712935869
if hackazaki has any honor and gratitude left at all, duskbluds will be a timed exclusive
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:34:35 PM No.712936014
>>712935869
>Kirby racing
I'm glad you GameCube kids finally have a new epic Kirby racing game, but it's not going to save anything
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:35:39 PM No.712936090
hyduuuruh
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>>712935869

dont mind me
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:36:39 PM No.712936153
I'm really teetering on backing out of my preorder on this game. I don't have a ton of confidence in it at this juncture.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:36:40 PM No.712936154
>>712934947 (OP)
literally
>I HAVE FEELINGS
Jesus. Those people are adults.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:37:08 PM No.712936183
Reminder that this is all Todd Howard's fault. He singlehandedly corrupted the entire japanese industry with Skyrim.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:38:23 PM No.712936294
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I just don't understand why this had to be a 3D DK game. Why not a wario game? Or a 2D DK game. Actually why the fuck is the switch 2 launching with mario kart and the only other 2 announced games are that kirby racing game and a DK game.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:39:30 PM No.712936382
>>712935869
didn't kirby racing game flop originally? Average score being 60% too.
Why do people think a sequel to that garbage will sell the system?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:40:26 PM No.712936464
>>712936382
because its kino
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:40:58 PM No.712936512
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Nintendo's obsession with open world is insane. I get the impression that someone at Nintendo has a strong resentment against this new (now old) wave of playground games. They saw extremely amateurish things like Minecraft, and then absolutely atrocious things like Roblox, suddenly outrank all their games and make more money than all Nintendo franchises combined, and that messed with someone's head there. I even remember seeing Miyamoto saying that they were sorry they weren't the ones who released Minecraft because they were experimenting with similar things or something like that (I don't remember exactly where I read that).
It's worth remembering that Nintendo has been testing a Roblox clone for who knows how long now. They're shooting in all directions, with all their franchises becoming open-world playgrounds, as well as new franchises trying to reproduce exactly what these sandboxes are doing.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:41:21 PM No.712936542
>>712936154
And you're obviously an edgy kid or a retarded ESL lol
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:41:33 PM No.712936561
>>712934947 (OP)
So, is the Switch 2 just gonna be another Wii U situation, i.e. initial sales being driven by fans and the previous system's goodwill, only to immediately stumble with its launch lineup, lack of a killer app/chase-exclusives having tentative or TBA release dates, and potential confusion later down the line due to similarities with the previous console?

I mean, why isn't there any Mario platformer in the lineup at all. NSMBU and 3D World were kinda meh but they were at least something.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:41:36 PM No.712936564
>>712934947 (OP)
>Forced "creative mechanics"
Did they elaborate?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:42:02 PM No.712936597
OPEN WORDU NO MIRAI
EVERY GAMU OPEN WORDUUU
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:42:21 PM No.712936626
>>712936382
They like that one city-something sidemode and omit the entire rest of the game.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:42:47 PM No.712936659
>>712935890
Who cares? DK was dead otherwise
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:43:39 PM No.712936717
all they had to do was make dk 64 2 i don't understand why they chose a shitty gimmick
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:43:42 PM No.712936724
>>712936294
Lack of time. Nintendo only had eight years to plan the launch of the Switch 2.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:11 PM No.712936761
>>712936626
city trial is better than expedition 33
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:28 PM No.712936793
>>712934947 (OP)
That's okay we'll still have all the sexy monkey lady fanart.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:43 PM No.712936807
>schizo thread
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:44:55 PM No.712936826
>>712936561
it better not, ive investrd ober 2000 into the switch 2 alreasy
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:45:00 PM No.712936835
>>712936724
I wonder how many video game generations we are away from "launch exclusives" being just DLC.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:45:59 PM No.712936898
>>712936564
It's the Red Faction stuff, where you can take off pieces of the geomitry and throw it around or punch yourself into little caves through the ground.
It would be cool if it was Red Faction as a platformer with Donkey Kong, but they instead use this mechanic like Minecraft, so you have to find different kinds of terrain to "dig" and waste time in the game just trying to dig through it. A bit like how Minecraft starts you with wood, and then you build some tools to go into Caves, with a pickaxe to dig through stone. But in DK it's just a bit different but it's still just kind of "minecraft" without the Creative Mode, so it feels creative but it's inside of a Mario formula, so it feels like uncreative slop instead.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:46:56 PM No.712936994
>>712934947 (OP)
Meanwhile BoTW sucked.
Well, Nintendo is always behind when it comes to modern trends. They're late to the open-world bandwagon fad that overtook the industry some 10 years ago or so, but it's to be expected.

>>712935729
Mario Galaxy was good. Smash is usually pretty consistent too.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:48:02 PM No.712937071
>>712936994
smash peaked with brawl and melee
since then its been designed in the wrong direction
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:49:14 PM No.712937159
>>712936512
i get the impression that the Finance people are calling the shots since Iwata died, and they're all talking about "Industry trends", and figuring out "How to apply them to Nintendo titles". That's what BotW became in the interim of having been a Wii U title about using the Wii U pad for cartography and managing the Divine Beasts on the fly, to the Switch-ridden launch product that feels like it's Minecraft, and even Mario Odyssey had a bit of that "ubisoft quantity > quality" feeling by having 999 moons instead of just fewer but more memorable objectives like in all previous main 3D Marios.

Mario Kart World feels like them going "BotW really boosted sales by doing this, with the Xenoblade devs making the Open World, so do it for Mario Kart!!!"

And I won't be shocked if Metroid Prime 4 is also just a boring ass Open World "planet", and all of the Metroidvania design has been reduced to its bare minimum to instead cash in on the "OMG SO HUGE AND BIG AND EPIC, FOR ZOOMERS"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:50:00 PM No.712937216
>>712936382
Kirby air ride is basically jack thompsons response to "violence and swearing and sex is required in media otherwise good games like gta3 cant exist" because kirby air ride is simply a better version of gta3 with none of these things, so naturally journos fucking hated the pink blob. Kirby Air Ride's very existance is a blockade between them and their ultimate goal of child slave snuff porn, and low reviews while signal boosting GTA was their only means of furthering their goal.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:50:34 PM No.712937265
>>712936898
Creative games will only work if the developers are fully committed to them. Nintendo currently seems interested in copying only the most superficial aspects of these games, with the exception of that Roblox clone, which no one even knows if it will ever be released.
The result is that feeling of emptiness and regret common among those who played TOTK, for example, and now the guys playing Mario Kart World and realizing that free roaming makes no sense at all.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:54:11 PM No.712937570
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>>712934947 (OP)
Trying to spread FUD about switch 2 worked so well, I bet shifting to the games now will also go swimmingly.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 10:59:19 PM No.712937946
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>>712936512
They want the Minecraft/Roblox/Fortnite audience that captured gen alpha and younger gen z kiddos, but fail to understand WHY those games captured so many kids - and it's because all of those games incorporate consumer strategies that are inherently antithetical to Nintendo's business values.

All of these games are massive hits because their devs:
>Willingly embraced the modding and content creator scenes of their community, ranging from all ages
>Formed massive crossover deals with multiple IPs for FOMO events, content updates or free advertising
>Made their games inherently F2P and multiplat from the get-go, don't require a gimmicky console to play or purchase

Nintendo is far too stuck up their old, prideful boomer CEO asses in these regards, and until they do - younger generations will gradually lose interest in their properties as a whole. Either they get with the times or expand outside of their general target demographic as a purely "family-friendly" company.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:00:41 PM No.712938070
>>712937946
Considering how much totk and botw sold, you are wrong and a tranny.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:01:58 PM No.712938173
>>712934947 (OP)
Nintendo badly wants that Minecraft money. Miyamoto was clear about it in an interview.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:02:30 PM No.712938215
>>712938070
>muh sales
Billions of flies can't be wrong
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:02:59 PM No.712938258
>>712936512
Yes, this is exactly why.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:04:16 PM No.712938363
>>712938215
>>712938258

>they don't understand why this is popular!
>REEEEEEEEE STOP MENTIONING THAT THEY MAKE POPULAR GAMES!
Eric, you lost.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:05:59 PM No.712938520
What about that MMO playtest from last year?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:06:02 PM No.712938523
>>712937265
>TOTK
I love how people keep blaming TotK for issues that were already just as big in BotW. TotK obviously took a page from Roblox, but it's all the same. BotW was already them mimicing Minecraft features like the ambient, sporadic piano "vibe" music in lush environental biomes in a sandbox where the player gets "creative after starting from nothing". BotW was already them copying from the Survival Sim market and cashing in on the Minecraft effect. TotK is just them in the interim asking again "okay, it's now 2020 and what's hot now? Fortnite and Roblox? Okay, BotW needs a skydyving mechanic with "Islands", and it needs "build-your-own car" mechanics.

You know this is their focus as the director already said after launching TotK that we'll see the next main Zelda when the team has found the next "Fun gameplay feature that hasn't been experienced in Zelda."

Their focus isn't making Zelda anymore. It's taking the franchise they're attached to within Nintendo and figuring out how to inject "Popular Kids Games" features into them, to make them popular with the E for Everyone audience.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:07:10 PM No.712938610
>>712938523
Nice cope, Eric
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:08:09 PM No.712938702
Its $70 and im not paying for it because i put a friend on my family plan who will let me play it after he binges it. Its too bad nintendo is always retarded with how they botch great ideas. The virtual game cards would be great if you could send them online. If i could id gift memberships with the condition of sharing vidya, but at least i have 1 irl friend who still plays vidya
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:08:21 PM No.712938719
>>712938523
Nintendo has always been about copying other revolutionary games, they're just more overt about it.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:09:23 PM No.712938795
>>712938719
Why are you replying to yourself?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:10:30 PM No.712938878
>>712937946
I would also say 2/3 of those games being free is actually the biggest reason, and they're on every single platform including mobile. Idk man thinking is hard sometimes, but you can do it.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:10:54 PM No.712938909
>>712938719
Zelda definitely started that way, but OoT was them finding something so iconic that they had something of their own. It existed alongside the rest of the industry from 1998 to 2017 without basically taking any elements from "popular games of the time."
Same with Mario. The reason it's shifting is because after Wii U they realized they can't just rely on Nintendo formula nostalgia. They have to popularize their existing brands by trading their souls for generic industry slop.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:11:09 PM No.712938940
>>712935869
>>712936090
>>712936014
>check song comments
oy vey...
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:11:11 PM No.712938945
>>712937946
>All of these games are massive hits because their devs:
>implimented presatory gambling practices and cancerous in game purchases
Glad Nintendo is stuck in their old ways of making fun video games.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:11:11 PM No.712938946
>>712938795
Who's Eric? Do you know him, perchance?
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:11:37 PM No.712938975
>>712934947 (OP)
Can't wait for the new Mario Fortnite games.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:12:05 PM No.712939007
>>712938909
>>712938946
>>712938975
nice samefag, Eric.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:12:10 PM No.712939016
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>I was right about this game being a mess
There's a reason they're only charging $70 vs the typical $80 for their AAA games this generation. Trinen and Bowser both confirmed that they price games based on value, so there is even less content in this than MKW. Sad!
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:12:12 PM No.712939017
>>712938215
meant for >>712937946
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:13:06 PM No.712939084
>>712939016
Eric, you used a 1 month old video to dilate about.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:13:07 PM No.712939085
>>712935869
mario saart xisters...
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:13:35 PM No.712939126
>>712939084
I didn't make the thread, Eric.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:14:30 PM No.712939191
totally not the same troon
totally not the same troon
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>>712939126
>>712939085
Nobody is falling for that, Eric.
And everybody knows you made this thread.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:14:33 PM No.712939198
>>712936512
Given how horrendously fucking unfun TOTK is, I'm glad nintendo didn't make minecraft.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:14:41 PM No.712939208
>>712939007
That is not my post, Eric.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:14:46 PM No.712939224
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:15:40 PM No.712939302
>>712935869
>no gameplay for either
Obviously it's easy to make soulsslop, but I don't see Kirby coming out any time soon. Plus I don't think they need another arcade/kart racer exclusive this soon, seems like one is just going to fuck up the sales of the other.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:15:42 PM No.712939307
>>712939191
That is not my thread, Eric.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:15:44 PM No.712939310
>it's a full blown mental breakdown thread
Might see some literal suicides tomorrow.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:15:47 PM No.712939314
>>712937570
Mario Kart is shit whether it sells 1 million copies or 10 million. "FUD", you're not a fucking investor
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:15:49 PM No.712939316
>>712939208
>>712939198
samefag Eric
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:09 PM No.712939350
>>712934947 (OP)
>no early copies
>um akshuly it's le bad
journos are just butthurt
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:10 PM No.712939351
>>712939191
You replied to my first post, Eric. Stop being schizo.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:36 PM No.712939387
>>712938070
ToTK and Switch 1 arrived just in time before they had any genuine competition with freemium games like this. Fortnite and Genshin gacha clones didn't exist yet, Roblox didn't see its popularity surge until the late 2010's, and Minecraft was sort of in a dry spell with older kids, teens and generations at the time.
Also Zelda isn't very popular with kids anymore, it's more of a teen and adult franchise these days, as much as Nintendo willingly denies it. The only kids I know who're into Zelda, only got into Zelda thanks to a parent, older sibling or relative. But then again I don't know many kids, so maybe I'm wrong in that regard.
Either way, if Nintendo wants to capture a newer generation of gamers with their weaponized nostalgia, they need to swallow their pride and go freemium-multiplat with some of their multiplayer titles and projects eventually. Especially in this rough economic climate. Sorry but it's just the truth.

>>712938878
Anon, that's... literally what I stated in my post. Nintendo needs some of their IPs to generate multiplat freemium spinoff titles that actually embrace their fans and community.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:48 PM No.712939415
>>712939316
This is not my samefag, Eric.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:16:55 PM No.712939430
>>712939307
>>712939314
>>712939351
>>712939387

Eric, samefagging won't save you.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:17:39 PM No.712939480
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>>712939430
Fuck off, Eric.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:17:48 PM No.712939489
>>712939430
Eric, I've already saved.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:17:49 PM No.712939493
>>712938070
TOTK sold half as well as BOTW, BOTW was a covid artifact. He's also right that kids do not give a fuck about nintendo. These sales are being driven by nostalgia addled millenials.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:17:56 PM No.712939504
>>712939387
>>712939415
>Fortnite and Genshin gacha clones didn't exist yet,
totk came out in 2023, you fucking tranny retard.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:18:23 PM No.712939542
Would be funny if this game flops because that's the only new game for Switch2 in a while and the only exclusive for literal months.
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Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:01 PM No.712939583
>>712939480
>>712939489
>>712939493
>>712939542

total samefag meltdown, kek.
You know doing the same thing twice in a row just makes it MORE obvious, right?
Replies: >>712939638 >>712939706 >>712939795
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:11 PM No.712939593
>>712939504
ToTK was coasting off of BoTW's hype and success, and fell off like a rock on social media some several weeks after its release.
Replies: >>712939693
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:12 PM No.712939596
1000370931
1000370931
md5: 2c6f9ae8483dd5dff88bb309b5ebbbb4๐Ÿ”
ENOUGH.
I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

Donkey Kong Bananza is a great game.
This board will recognize that.
Capiche?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:16 PM No.712939606
>>712938940
its so gud you can summon it to mind on just the mention
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:42 PM No.712939637
>>712935032
why are shitendo threads always filled with posts like this
Replies: >>712939693 >>712940091 >>712945635
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:43 PM No.712939638
>>712939583
Please stop this, Eric. It's not normal behavior.
Replies: >>712939693
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:19:45 PM No.712939641
What about this game inspires this much mental illness?
Replies: >>712939869
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:20:24 PM No.712939693
1610300158927
1610300158927
md5: 121dff76d58882cbae9f38d408631b37๐Ÿ”
>>712939593
>>712939637
>>712939638

That cope flopped ;)
Replies: >>712939769 >>712939856 >>712940158 >>712940242
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:20:32 PM No.712939706
>>712939583
Eric, what's obvious is your.
Replies: >>712939803
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:20:46 PM No.712939724
1731042313667213
1731042313667213
md5: 29ba161dba3120cc4510bbcdc06b9522๐Ÿ”
Why does a $70 Nintendo game need in-game purchases when there's no multiplayer?
Replies: >>712939803 >>712940136
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:21:09 PM No.712939749
>>712938523
>It's taking the franchise they're attached to within Nintendo and figuring out how to inject "Popular Kids Games" features into them, to make them popular with the E for Everyone audience.
Also seen in the weird quipping flowers in Mario Wonder
Replies: >>712939803 >>712940224
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:21:23 PM No.712939769
>>712939693
Hi Eric
Replies: >>712939803
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:21:32 PM No.712939782
>>712935526
Oh, Suzanne, don't you cry for me....
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:21:41 PM No.712939795
>>712939583
eric, your pills...
Replies: >>712939883
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:21:44 PM No.712939803
>>712939706
>>712939724
>>712939749
>>712939769

Eric, you lost ;)
Replies: >>712939883 >>712939940 >>712939975
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:21:57 PM No.712939815
>>712934947 (OP)
>all these open slops and moviegames flopping
Is the RETVRN to linear curated AA experiences finally nigh? Iโ€™m so tired of open world wank holy shit
Replies: >>712939883 >>712939925
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:22:33 PM No.712939856
>>712939693
Eric, this is escapism. It's not healthy.
Replies: >>712939883 >>712939975
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:22:48 PM No.712939869
>>712939641
Nintendofags think that sales on a console they like makes them better for some reason, very twisted shit.
Replies: >>712939883 >>712940009 >>712940447
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:22:56 PM No.712939883
>>712939795
>>712939815
>>712939856
>>712939869

see >>712939803
Replies: >>712939974 >>712939975 >>712940009
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:26 PM No.712939925
>>712939815
Maybe, but not with Donkey Kong Microtransactionbanaza
Replies: >>712940001
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:34 PM No.712939940
>>712939803
Eric, you need to wake up.
Replies: >>712940001
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:41 PM No.712939946
>>712939224
It will be funny if after all this build up, it was just a very elaborate hoax
Replies: >>712940506
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:56 PM No.712939974
>>712939883
This "Eric", is he in the thread with us right now?
Replies: >>712940001
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:23:58 PM No.712939975
Biden
Biden
md5: bf6d7d56aa8908245be408790633e6b1๐Ÿ”
>>712939803
>>712939856
>>712939883
falseflagging snoys
Replies: >>712940001 >>712940107 >>712940242
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:24:14 PM No.712940001
>>712939925
>>712939940
>>712939974
>>712939975

samefag
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:24:21 PM No.712940009
>>712939869
>>712939883
>replied in eight seconds
Replies: >>712940112 >>712940167
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:24:23 PM No.712940013
>>712936512
Open world is so fucking shit. Ive always hated it. Even when GTA 3 came out all I saw was a blurry mess with shit controls. 20 years later this shit ass game is still ruining my life. If I had a time machine I would erase GTA 3.
Replies: >>712940112
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:24:43 PM No.712940035
>>712934947 (OP)
the only things that bothers me from the breath-of-the-wildification is repetitiveness. maybe its a me thing but when I saw this fucking dude with the sign in TotK for the 50th time I was just annoyed. I'm happy to be a toddler and experiment with the same mechanic in a new context but at least make it visually distinct.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:21 PM No.712940091
>>712939637
Because you lie.
Because you are so scared, that you will lash out, because you know that Nintendo makes the best games, mascot platformers, while their competitors spam the market with more of the same hyperrealistic medieval games.
And now, my theory, and I could be wrong, but that's okay, is that Nintendo is about to introduce a brand new character that will captivate audiences old and new.
Replies: >>712940242
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:29 PM No.712940107
>>712939975
Eric, Biden is not him.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:31 PM No.712940112
>>712940009
>>712940013

Eric cope
Replies: >>712940191
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:50 PM No.712940131
Eric, you need to cancel your preorder for Donkey Kong. It's slop littered with in-game purchases, do not reward Nintendo for doing this to a singleplayer game.
Replies: >>712940235
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:25:57 PM No.712940136
fe5isbrao10f1
fe5isbrao10f1
md5: a06cbec8c435230448273003e01ce382๐Ÿ”
>>712939724
Replies: >>712940220
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:12 PM No.712940158
>>712939693
I'm not even a sonyfag you retard, the last Sony console I bought was the PS3.
Replies: >>712940235
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:20 PM No.712940167
>>712940009
Hey Eric
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:25 PM No.712940180
>>712935067
I'm going to force my cock down your throat if you keep buying this shit.
Replies: >>712940235
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:26 PM No.712940182
>>712936835
This gen lmao. Look at Nintendos offerings. Mario kart 8-0$ d(eluxe)lc and the $80 switch ports. DK the $70 tech demo is the only thing thatโ€™s new.
Replies: >>712940235
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:32 PM No.712940191
>>712940112
Eric, you are not you right now.
Replies: >>712940235
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:32 PM No.712940192
>>712936561
Bayonetta 3 is basically a whole new game with the performance increase. It will do fine as a Switch Pro.
Replies: >>712941072
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:51 PM No.712940220
>>712940136
>in-game purchases in a co-op only game
KWAB
Replies: >>712940324
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:52 PM No.712940224
CupOfTeaVoiceProductions
CupOfTeaVoiceProductions
md5: 2238ade581b0196596de3e7a196f68f1๐Ÿ”
>>712939749
Nah, the quip flowers in Wonder were added to distract you from the fact that they just fired Charles Martinet and got a cheaper californian actor, and shifted to Cup of Tea Productions going forward, for all Voice Work.
Replies: >>712940324
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:26:59 PM No.712940235
>>712940131
>>712940158
>>712940180
>>712940182
>>712940191

Eric, that snoy cope got violated.
Replies: >>712940301 >>712940343
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:27:05 PM No.712940242
>>712939693
>>712940091
>>712939975
Okay, I rephrase my question
why are YOU always making posts like this?
Replies: >>712940324 >>712940501
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:27:18 PM No.712940263
lol gru
lol gru
md5: b864051f542a5f88d22989cbf4a5bcb5๐Ÿ”
>>712935090
>>712938702
Replies: >>712940324 >>712946665
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:27:38 PM No.712940290
>>712936014
>GameCube kids
Anon those people are in their 30s now.
Replies: >>712944834
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:27:43 PM No.712940301
>>712940235
I'm also not a Snoyfag, I have a PS5 but it's still in the box.
Replies: >>712940402
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:28:02 PM No.712940324
>>712940220
>>712940224
>>712940242
>>712940263

You lost, Eric.
Replies: >>712940402 >>712940421 >>712940431 >>712940458 >>712940676
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:28:23 PM No.712940343
>>712940235
Eric, do not claim to be violated.
Replies: >>712940402
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:03 PM No.712940402
>>712940301
>>712940343

see >>712940324
Replies: >>712940494 >>712940501 >>712940501
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:18 PM No.712940421
>>712940324
I won, I own two Swtich 2s and neither of them will ever get Donkey Kong. I killed two sales for Donkey Kong just due to the fact that the Switch 2 is so hard to find at the moment. :)
Replies: >>712940486
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:24 PM No.712940431
>>712940324
Eric, that's simply not true.
Replies: >>712940486
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:35 PM No.712940447
>>712939869
Salesfagging is the last defense of someone who can't construct an actual argument of why they like something. Always been that way
Replies: >>712940486
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:46 PM No.712940456
>>712936382
>Average score being 60% too.
>critic score
Oh no no no no no
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:48 PM No.712940458
>>712940324
I won, actually
Replies: >>712940486
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:29:49 PM No.712940461
IMG_2476
IMG_2476
md5: 77d84d0816e9179976e8a3ae534a1646๐Ÿ”
>>712934947 (OP)
>nintendo stops buying reviews, the real ones start rolling in
it was only a matter of time
Replies: >>712940486
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:12 PM No.712940486
>>712940421
>>712940431
>>712940447
>>712940458
>>712940461

Eric, that tranny cope flopped
Replies: >>712940585
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:25 PM No.712940494
>>712940402
Eric, what is this.
Replies: >>712940574
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:34 PM No.712940501
>>712940402
>>712940402
you lost and got raped

see
>>712940242
Replies: >>712940574 >>712940676 >>712941482
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:35 PM No.712940506
>>712939946
From what I am theorizing, the build up has been going on for 43 years.
Shigeru Miyamoto himself admitted that Mario cheated on Pauline, and how did the public react?
They said nothing.
I believe that Miyamoto is trying to tell one big story.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:44 PM No.712940519
>>712934947 (OP)
Even Nintendo shill sites have mixed opinions, itโ€™s over for Switch 2
Replies: >>712940574
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:30:44 PM No.712940520
>>712935869
Oh boy, Elden Ring Nightrein 2: Misleading Marketing Edition will definitely save the Switch 2!
Replies: >>712940574
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:31:18 PM No.712940574
>>712940494
>>712940501
>>712940519
>>712940520
Your rape is complete ;)
Replies: >>712940654 >>712940781
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:31:25 PM No.712940585
>>712940486
Eric, it is Eric.
Replies: >>712940675
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:31:49 PM No.712940617
1731872688768521
1731872688768521
md5: fa05525fb0704058c75687e2f4a206cf๐Ÿ”
>>712934947 (OP)
>Forced "creative mechanics"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:32:17 PM No.712940646
Coming to the Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026...
Replies: >>712940675 >>712940701
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:32:21 PM No.712940649
1724243591510730
1724243591510730
md5: 2a9298e1e30c8b8abeab4ec36f74555c๐Ÿ”
It's so sad that they took Mario Odyssey 2 away from us just to give us Seth Rogan Kong instead. Nintendo deserves to burn for this.
Replies: >>712940675 >>712940807 >>712940914 >>712944353 >>712950795
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:32:26 PM No.712940654
>>712940574
Eric, what rape.
Replies: >>712940675
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:32:37 PM No.712940675
transitionawaits2pointfive
transitionawaits2pointfive
md5: 40cf7e0b225469d8140ba75e4b8a67d1๐Ÿ”
>>712940585
>>712940646
>>712940649
>>712940654

total Eric meltdown
Replies: >>712940752
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:32:38 PM No.712940676
>>712940324
>>712940501
This doesn't answer my question at all.
Replies: >>712940741 >>712940781
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:32:52 PM No.712940701
>>712940646
It comes out next month, we can laugh at how shitty it is soon.
Replies: >>712940781
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:05 PM No.712940721
1000370928
1000370928
md5: 1c42c42615d578222378b6f593c456e0๐Ÿ”
Shigeru Miyamoto presents...
Replies: >>712940781 >>712940786 >>712941065
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:15 PM No.712940741
>>712940676
stop posting Barry, wrong thread
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:20 PM No.712940748
Are the bots fighting?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:22 PM No.712940752
>>712940675
>total Eric meltdown
?
Replies: >>712940781
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:25 PM No.712940756
>>712938070
Red Dead Redemption 2 outsold both of those games combined.
Replies: >>712940918
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:46 PM No.712940781
>>712940676
>>712940701
>>712940721
>>712940752
>712940756

see >>712940574
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:33:52 PM No.712940786
>>712940721
This will be a Switch 3 launch title, since DK Bananza is shit and took the EAD team 8 years to make.
Replies: >>712940887 >>712940909
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:34:10 PM No.712940807
>>712940649
loli pauline really is sus and I have no idea why anyone at NIntendo thought it was a good idea to create her beyond the obvious notion that someone who works there is still one of the old guard who hate how Japs banned CP in 2014
Replies: >>712940887
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:34:56 PM No.712940887
>>712940807
>>712940786
snoy Eric.
Replies: >>712940930
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:35:13 PM No.712940909
>>712940786
I think Bananza is being done by a new Donkey Kong team partially made up of the Super Mario Odyssey team.
Replies: >>712940968
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:35:17 PM No.712940914
>>712940649
>reddit
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:35:19 PM No.712940918
>>712940756
And more importantly, it out scored them too. Remember when tendies spammed sales and metacritic for bore of the wild and then went radio silent once rockstar blew them the fuck out. I do.
Replies: >>712941025
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:35:25 PM No.712940930
>>712940887
What does the Eric thing mean?
Replies: >>712941025 >>712941042 >>712941063 >>712941141
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:35:55 PM No.712940968
>>712940909
Nah, it's just the Odyssey team.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:35:59 PM No.712940975
How come anyone who holds a dissenting view is given a white person name?
>I donโ€™t like X
>Get help Jefferson
>Stop samefagging Rupert
Replies: >>712941025 >>712941030 >>712945152
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:36:10 PM No.712940990
>>712939493
>BOTW was a covid artifact
Huh? I don't resent your point or anything but your time frame is off
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:36:34 PM No.712941025
1693338658632353
1693338658632353
md5: 3ca7befd9e9f48f814bd213f05d8ec60๐Ÿ”
>>712940918
>>712940930
>>712940975
total Eric meltdown
Replies: >>712941238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:36:40 PM No.712941030
>>712940975
We can't say the gamer word on /v/ anymore, the mods are all black.
Replies: >>712941238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:36:53 PM No.712941042
>>712940930
Some faggot whoโ€™s trying to pin every bit of criticism nuZelda gets onto some other faggot.
Replies: >>712941238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:37:10 PM No.712941063
>>712940930
I don't know either, that's why I've been fucking asking
Replies: >>712941238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:37:15 PM No.712941065
>>712940721
>Super Mario, but for Women

Peach, Daisy, Toadette and Luigi are right there.
Replies: >>712941176 >>712941238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:37:19 PM No.712941072
>>712940192
Love it or lump it, console sales are primarily driven by parents buying them for their kids. Little timmy isn't gonna be begging them to get one to play Bayo 3 at 60FPS, and even out-of-touch parents know to look for "the new Mario"
Replies: >>712941238
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:06 PM No.712941141
>>712940930
actual schizo that doesn't like when people shit talk tiktok (horrible zelda btw).
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:28 PM No.712941176
>>712941065
Women can't play NSLU
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:46 PM No.712941206
Screenshot 2024-04-23 173310
Screenshot 2024-04-23 173310
md5: 9d0ad52f7df0e17bd0fd1a5c2d391300๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:58 PM No.712941216
>all of those deleted posts
KWAB
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:38:59 PM No.712941217
>>712935067
>you can dig everywhere like a fucking mole
We already had that.
Red Faction.
It's fucking retarded.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:39:17 PM No.712941237
Itโ€™s not โ€œopen worldโ€ anymore than DK64 was, and I didnโ€™t see anybody screaming their lungs out about that game.
Replies: >>712941309 >>712941376
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:39:17 PM No.712941238
>>712941030
Ok Dave
>>712941025
>implying
Stop it Harry.
>>712941042
>>712941063
>>712941065
>>712941072
Kys Tyler.
Replies: >>712941360 >>712943295
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:39:42 PM No.712941273
1734133712671137
1734133712671137
md5: 4398ee4ab6ac0ac41a5d2d7c7224ecb9๐Ÿ”
>>712935067
Here are your "creative mechanics" bro, that will be $70+tip.
Replies: >>712941360 >>712941369 >>712941383 >>712941401 >>712941746 >>712942329 >>712942586
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:39:58 PM No.712941301
Par the course for japs, they try to copy the west without knowing what exactly they're copying or why.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:40:09 PM No.712941309
>>712941237
DK64 was slop
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:40:34 PM No.712941339
>>712938702
>heh I agree itโ€™s shit but I canโ€™t help but consume it in secret heh
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:40:54 PM No.712941360
>>712941238
that reminds me, my own friend named Tyler won't fucking talk to me anymore the dick
>>712941273
If anyone thinks it won't be like this they're delusional
Replies: >>712941601
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:40:57 PM No.712941367
>>712935067
>it's like saying an fps has forced shooting
Postal 2 has that problem. Even if you wait in line shit still goes wrong and people start attacking you. You can't really be a pacifist, you can just do nonlethal
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:40:59 PM No.712941369
>>712941273
$70 tech demos that last 6 hours are okay when Nintendo does it.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:41:06 PM No.712941376
>>712941237
You weren't on gamefaqs then
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:41:10 PM No.712941383
>>712941273
wow, I hope there are 2500 moons this time
I want moons every time I dig 3 spaces.
Replies: >>712941447
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:41:12 PM No.712941385
>>712935067
It's an open world game (or what tendies consider a game) that has no biness being open world.
Replies: >>712941470
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:41:31 PM No.712941401
>>712941273
destructable is like most minecraft blocks
indestructable is bedrock
Replies: >>712948297
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:42:06 PM No.712941447
1732170094945460
1732170094945460
md5: 2ff54511dc50c3f3fd190b25c2e98c63๐Ÿ”
>>712941383
please no....
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:42:25 PM No.712941470
1735670331469980
1735670331469980
md5: 2cf5aebc2f4215cafce8069bb14ca050๐Ÿ”
>>712941385
>game isn't a 2d side-scroller
>it is then considered an open-world by nintendofags
That's funny, actually
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:42:34 PM No.712941482
>>712940501
Paper mario the thousand year door.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:43:45 PM No.712941561
>>712934947 (OP)
Lol I think the price jump is making people have higher standard than usual for Nintendo slop if it was 60$ they might not have mixed feelings
Replies: >>712941624 >>712942142 >>712945453
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:44:24 PM No.712941601
>>712941360
>that reminds me, my own friend named Tyler won't fucking talk to me anymore the dick
Offer to give him head
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:44:46 PM No.712941624
>>712941561
By pricing it at $70, it's also Nintendo admitting that it is a lower quality game than Mario Kart World at $80.
Replies: >>712945453
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:44:46 PM No.712941625
>>712935067
>it's like saying an fps has forced shooting
DX:HR on release (I didn't buy the director's shart)
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:44:48 PM No.712941628
Did they played a recent build or the same demo that everyone else played?
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:45:02 PM No.712941643
The seething from snoyggers and pcvcks is hilarious.
Replies: >>712941932 >>712942104
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:46:10 PM No.712941726
>>712934947 (OP)
Have they played it? How?
Replies: >>712941813 >>712943396
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:46:25 PM No.712941746
>>712941273
There's a button to re-create the stage again so no need for non-destructible terrain
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:47:21 PM No.712941813
>>712941726
They are one of the biggest youtube channels that Nintendo owns.
Replies: >>712942002
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:47:21 PM No.712941814
>>712934947 (OP)
I'm pretty sure the game is more like Banjo Kazooie in its world/hub design, anon...
Replies: >>712942051
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:48:52 PM No.712941932
>>712941643
>someone with a device more expensive than mine surely cannot afford to buy my console
>sour grapes heh *pushes glasses up*
>wait you mean the bad reviews are from a Nintendo-centric company?
>um uhhh I, snoys heheh
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:49:38 PM No.712942002
>>712941813
If Nintendo owns them, how come they're allowed to say they think it's mixed?
Also do they reveal any gameplay stuff not seen in the trailers or treehouse footage?
Replies: >>712942138 >>712945297
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:49:46 PM No.712942009
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md5: f77acf3379ee6c6acd7aba18de53b67c๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712942060 >>712942635
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:50:20 PM No.712942051
>>712941814
do you even know how corporate production works? itโ€™s literally just a reskinned odyssey
Replies: >>712942183
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:50:31 PM No.712942060
>>712942009
WHAT THE SMEGMA? Is this real???
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:51:00 PM No.712942104
1748054472330613
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md5: 8d755a8ecd1407f68c494a15cd359ce0๐Ÿ”
>>712941643
Fuck Donkey Kong Bananza, it looks terrible.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:51:19 PM No.712942123
>>712936898
Well that's what Donkey Kong is famously known for. Breaking walls and making holes in the ground to find ore. They just wanted it to suit the character.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:51:30 PM No.712942138
>>712942002
They own them in the way that Israel owns the US
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:51:32 PM No.712942142
>>712941561
100%. I bought Nintendo games at $60. Theyโ€™ve never made a game worth $70 and the tech demo proves they arenโ€™t gonna start doing that any time soon.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:51:56 PM No.712942176
i like how snoys get more schizo every day.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:52:02 PM No.712942183
>>712942051
Just meant that it isn't open world, roody poo
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:52:17 PM No.712942201
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md5: 27c2ab4def9d003189d83b520235f94a๐Ÿ”
Is OP gonna have this level of schizo meltdown over every Switch 2 exclusive?
Replies: >>712942256 >>712942279 >>712942397
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:52:23 PM No.712942204
>half the thread deleted
el oh el
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:06 PM No.712942256
>>712942201
>game looks bad
>NOOOO YOU'RE A SCHIZO AND HAVING A MELTDOWN NOOOOO
take a look in the fucking mirror, retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:24 PM No.712942279
>>712942201
>It's one person I swear I swear
Meds
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:51 PM No.712942305
>>712934947 (OP)
When a publication named Nintendo Life thinks its shit then we've got a problem.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:52 PM No.712942307
>another $80 failure.
>Mario Kart World was a success.
???
Replies: >>712942385 >>712942447
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:53:59 PM No.712942317
>>712936512
Yeah it's the Jim Ryan equivalent of Nintendo. Just like he was like "make every game live service" someone at Nintendo is saying "make every game open world, even Mario Kart"
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:54:05 PM No.712942329
>>712941273
Donkey Kong Bananza isn't a platformer. Hope this helps.
Replies: >>712942550
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:54:46 PM No.712942385
>>712942307
>well actually, you see, the literal only game available for the console sold
Replies: >>712942476
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:54:56 PM No.712942397
1737857718685005
1737857718685005
md5: 108e2efd9a3df4d860166948dd473710๐Ÿ”
>>712942201
10.more.years.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:55:04 PM No.712942415
>>712936561
>everything first-party so far is a spinoff and/or a holdover from the Switch 1
>except for Donkey Kong, which is an iffy experimental game and a soft-coup re-reboot for the IP I wouldn't be shocked to learn that it started development on the Switch 1 like MK World did
>still no new mainline Mario OR Zelda in sight, which is bizarre for a Nintendo platform
>a summer general Direct looking less and less likely
>online players are frequently choosing to exploit Random track selection to guarantee skipping Mario Kart World's intermission tracks, which came from the open world that was supposed to be the selling point and reason for its $80 cost (so people are shucking the flagship launch game's main hook)
Seriously, what the fuck is Nintendo doing?
>BUH MUH LAUNCH SALES
Yeah, that's what you faggots smugly said about the PS5. How'd that work out for Sony?
Replies: >>712942569
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:55:23 PM No.712942447
>>712942307
Made its money but many fans consider it to be mess. It won't retain a prolonged lifespan through numerous DLC updates unless if Nintendo actually fixes its fundamental issues in free updates.
Replies: >>712942509
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:55:41 PM No.712942468
1000370852
1000370852
md5: 7be247ebd03ef2556445283cf7c6c5d5๐Ÿ”
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:55:48 PM No.712942471
maxresdefault
maxresdefault
md5: 60e834bceda1800aaa4e8381487ab325๐Ÿ”
"If it doesn't have pointless open world elements, why bother?"

Was he right?
Replies: >>712942645
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:55:56 PM No.712942476
>>712942385
>the literal only game available for the console
But that's wrong.
Replies: >>712942582
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:56:14 PM No.712942509
>>712942447
>but many fans
only faggot jewtubers fishing for views.
Replies: >>712942571
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:56:46 PM No.712942546
1590267695652
1590267695652
md5: 7af25f41c0b50aa6cc6145af3c45131d๐Ÿ”
>take a look in the fucking mirror, retard
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:56:49 PM No.712942550
>>712942329
>Chase after VoidCo in a brand-new 3D platforming action adventure starring Donkey Kong!
It is a platformer, hope this helps.

https://www.nintendo.com/us/store/products/donkey-kong-bananza-switch-2/
Replies: >>712942872
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:11 PM No.712942569
>>712942415
Hey man, just want to thank you for validating the next 8 years of Switch 2 sales threads.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:12 PM No.712942571
>>712942509
Nah even reddit's bitching about it.
Replies: >>712942636
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:17 PM No.712942582
>>712942476
What other big name switch 2 exclusive game is available right now? No ports or cross-platforms
Replies: >>712942782
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:19 PM No.712942586
e
e
md5: 4818fbab9f9251d256a4aa6120771a8d๐Ÿ”
>>712941273
this is optimistic
Replies: >>712942680 >>712943559
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:54 PM No.712942635
1750046123971
1750046123971
md5: eda8e20bf3a594945d159134b8fce05b๐Ÿ”
>>712942009
Wait a minute, that pose...
Replies: >>712942712
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:57:55 PM No.712942636
>>712942571
>reddit
go back, faggot.
Replies: >>712945431
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:58:05 PM No.712942645
>>712942471
Not related but "If it isn't fun, why bother?" has to be one of the hardest quotes ever.
I know he was an executive however Reggie was amazing at PR and sometimes pushed back against HQ's retardation (see Wii Sports). Doug Bowser is a faceless yes man by comparison.
Replies: >>712942702 >>712942708 >>712942757 >>712942817 >>712942834 >>712942838
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:58:36 PM No.712942680
>>712942586
mom
mom
look
I dug 5 spaces and found another moon
mom
look
mom
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:58:50 PM No.712942702
>>712942645
At least Shigeru Miyamoto is still here.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:58:53 PM No.712942708
>>712942645
True, Reggie saved Nintendo, Doug will kill them again.
Replies: >>712942810
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:58:56 PM No.712942712
>>712942635
I RESPECT JACK'S STRENGHT
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:59:37 PM No.712942757
>>712942645
>Doug Bowser is a faceless yes man by comparison.
He's literally from EA.
He's slime.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:59:57 PM No.712942782
>>712942582
None. Mario Kart World is the only Switch 2 exclusive. My point still stands.
Anonymous
6/17/2025, 11:59:59 PM No.712942784
why is this schizo posting that boy who looks like loli pauline?
Replies: >>712942910 >>712942918
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:03 AM No.712942789
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1000018118
md5: be88e00ecaaf9da77638b6bfd22e2a7c๐Ÿ”
>Hey man, just want to thank you for validating the next 8 years of Switch 2 sales threads.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:18 AM No.712942810
>>712942708
>Nintendo, Doug
Nintendougs2 confirmed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:22 AM No.712942817
>>712942645
Despite not really being a gamer he understood what people wanted to hear
Also does anyone else remember Reggie going "I'll kick your ass next year" to the snot-nosed winner of that Smash tournament? Fucking legendary
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:28 AM No.712942834
>>712942645
Reggie and Iwata gave so much personality to Nintendo it isn't even funny. Yes I know they're suits and ultimately not your friend. But god damn did they do a good job of convincing you they were and that they actually cared about the games. There is absolutely zero personality to Nintendo now. The only personality moment I can remember in the past two years still came from Reggie trolling about TOTK leaks on Twitter kek
Replies: >>712942950 >>712944156
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:30 AM No.712942838
>>712942645
Reggie wasn't amazing he just kicked the can down the road
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:00:58 AM No.712942872
>>712942550
Still isn't a platformer
Replies: >>712942924
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:09 AM No.712942884
>>712934947 (OP)
What exactly were the mixed feelings about then?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:26 AM No.712942910
>>712942784
Her name is Suzanne according to NateDrake.
We will find out tomorrow morning.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:32 AM No.712942918
>>712942784
I have no idea, but it's embarrassing. Nobody calls this character "Suzanne" and posts those ugly images but him. He reminds me of those schizos I see every so often who spam their OCs in unrelated threads.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:36 AM No.712942924
>>712942872
I accept your concession
Replies: >>712942980
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:01:42 AM No.712942934
>>712934947 (OP)
>>712935067
>>712935669
>>712935812
>Take video from back in April from previews
>Crop image so the date is removed
>Post it as if it's a preview of how the game actually is
Hurrr

Durrr

Hurrrdurrr
Replies: >>712943000 >>712945762 >>712952019
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:04 AM No.712942950
>>712942834
>Yes I know they're suits and ultimately not your friend.
Iwata was a developer and also a gamer.
His first job wasn't nickel and diming you.
He instead funded no-profit projects like the crap shoot Bayonetta, but also Devil's Third. Things that no one else wanted to touch, because it meant no profits.
He kept online multiplayer free too.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:07 AM No.712942954
1749569255913814
1749569255913814
md5: 098af163054b3c77addc45d3f376c5a4๐Ÿ”
I come from the future, sorry tendies, maybe Metroid Prime 4 will be decent.
Replies: >>712943031
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:10 AM No.712942957
Screenshot 2025-06-10 220111
Screenshot 2025-06-10 220111
md5: 573550d564353067c27d035f1ba8c86c๐Ÿ”
>>712934947 (OP)
>>712935090
>$80
Its $110 here in Leafland.
Replies: >>712943278
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:33 AM No.712942980
>>712942924
I accept your concession
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:02:46 AM No.712943000
1743791500691236
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md5: 4062021d8b6578302232d06e1d9e81db๐Ÿ”
>>712942934
>no guys, they can totally turn the game around in just a couple of months
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:03:04 AM No.712943031
>>712942954
Prime 4 will be woke.
Samus will be revealed as a biological man, who is mentally ill and cut his genitals off.
Replies: >>712943187 >>712943273 >>712943448
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:04:06 AM No.712943113
forced schizo general
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:05:06 AM No.712943187
>>712943031
thatโ€™s so fucking brave
Replies: >>712943414
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:06:17 AM No.712943273
could-have-fooled-me_thumb.jpg
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md5: 5c147bf6950884eb9641317e9f70a6a4๐Ÿ”
>>712943031
PREORDERED!!!
Replies: >>712943426
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:06:21 AM No.712943278
>>712942957
Well yea, youโ€™re a leafโ€ฆ
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:06:33 AM No.712943295
>>712941238
Calm down tourist this is how discussions work and it's even on topic.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:07:56 AM No.712943396
>>712941726
>>712934947 (OP)
Thats their demo impressions from past month
Replies: >>712943547
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:08:14 AM No.712943414
last_of_aids
last_of_aids
md5: c425f0286430bc671c4d54235218c701๐Ÿ”
>>712943187
stunning and brave
but wait, I need to know if Samus is gay, or cis.
this is very important.
Ellie is gay btw.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:08:26 AM No.712943426
1746089849493943
1746089849493943
md5: 84ec0b57e781689786c39a285d4186b3๐Ÿ”
>>712943273
Typical DK Bananza shill
Replies: >>712943518
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:08:32 AM No.712943432
>>712938070
BotWtendies are cultist retards
Replies: >>712944995
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:08:41 AM No.712943448
1744368736118198m
1744368736118198m
md5: f155a9ee02c69420deb084e4aaef6c1b๐Ÿ”
>>712943031
Prime 4 will be GOTY.

PC fatties will shit themselves to try and emulate the Switch version with glitches and crashes while the definitive edition is exclusive to Switch 2 chads.
Replies: >>712943736 >>712945072
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:09:34 AM No.712943518
>>712943426
what a great photo of a Samus cosplay.
very authentic and brave.
she's beautiful.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:10:04 AM No.712943547
>>712943396
so the company that wonโ€™t ever do sales because it sullies the great honor of their products is going to change a game a few months before release because a western youtube channel said it was bad? what is more likely is that nintendo will cut all ties with the platform and threaten them
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:10:12 AM No.712943559
DonkeyKong classic
DonkeyKong classic
md5: ba5ccb3eaf90dbba901a5e455a464a68๐Ÿ”
>>712942586
**
Replies: >>712943654
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:31 AM No.712943654
>>712943559
da-da-da-da-da-daaaa
2 seconds later
da-da-da-da-da-daaaa
5 seconds later and 1 jump
da-da-da-da-da-daaaa
3 seconds later and 1 dig
da-da-da-da-da-daaaa
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:11:42 AM No.712943670
456790234
456790234
md5: 77d3dd9c5b2257efa91183bc24edb657๐Ÿ”
Woah..
Replies: >>712943761 >>712944158 >>712944226
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:12:53 AM No.712943736
1734123038996934_thumb.jpg
1734123038996934_thumb.jpg
md5: ec1eb5342ffbc3fbcb6855a854352d69๐Ÿ”
>>712943448
>glitches and crashes
You clearly haven't tried playing a Switch 1 game on a Switch 2
Replies: >>712943898 >>712944229 >>712945192 >>712945383
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:13:11 AM No.712943761
>>712943670
corporate Nutnendo very creative, I see
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:14:58 AM No.712943898
>>712943736
>there is a 1 in a 9000 chance to spawn in a shiny village
kino
Replies: >>712944323
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:18:43 AM No.712944156
>>712942834
Things were more amateur back then. Reggie was closer to normal people than any suit will be today. When he became an internet meme, he only found out what was happening because his son started sending him all the memes. There weren't ten marketing experts sending him reports, it was his son surfing the shitholes of the internet who sent him the feedback directly. Today, these things are unimaginable. The guys at Nintendo are about ten corporate layers removed from normal public contact.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:18:44 AM No.712944158
>>712943670
what are they going to do as Nostalgia bait, so that the game can pretend to have a heart?
No 64 castle for DK.
Replies: >>712944371
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:19:41 AM No.712944226
>>712943670
Oh no.
Oh NONONONONONONON-
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:19:45 AM No.712944229
>>712943736
wow, where did Nintendo get the Valve QA team from?
Replies: >>712944585
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:20:58 AM No.712944323
>>712943898
>Today, these things are unimaginable. The guys at Nintendo are about ten corporate layers removed from normal public contact.
True, even today there's no way Nintendo would let anyone introduce themselves in the way that Reggie did. I guess it would just be a lie, they're not about making games anymore, sadly.

https://youtu.be/jUTl1vEG62Q
Replies: >>712944389
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:26 AM No.712944353
>>712940649
who the fuck makes these shitpost sketches lol
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:42 AM No.712944371
>>712944158
We already heard the OH BANANA and saw the sidescrolling segments. Other than that, I expect some remixes of old DK soundtracks, topkek if they don't credit Wise/Kirkhope.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:21:52 AM No.712944389
>>712944323
Nintendo died when Iwata died.
Replies: >>712944625 >>712944646 >>712944795
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:23:55 AM No.712944573
>>712935869
Duskbloods is confirmed to be multiplayer-focused crap. Hope you liked Nightreign.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:24:03 AM No.712944585
>>712944229
No Valve game does this, this is strictly a Nintendo problem.
Replies: >>712944663 >>712944693
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:24:42 AM No.712944625
>>712944389
*thrived
Replies: >>712944741
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:24:58 AM No.712944646
>>712944389
Iwata oversaw Nintendos death, they got slightly better when he died but will never be good.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:25:14 AM No.712944663
>>712944585
https://www.protondb.com/
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:25:42 AM No.712944693
>>712944585
Nintendo doesn't make Pokemon
Replies: >>712944785 >>712944823
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:25:52 AM No.712944706
36b46q
36b46q
md5: 1026d9edf0eda720343437971a11e0e1๐Ÿ”
>this entire thread
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:05 AM No.712944730
DK arcade was a dumb ape
DKC made him a cool ape
now he's back to being a dumb ape again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:14 AM No.712944739
1735722276045343
1735722276045343
md5: f2a6262c8dfa72464aaa0be63c672f2c๐Ÿ”
>>712936512
Don't overthink it, Breath of the Wild sold a gorillion copies and suddenly they're seeing number signs on making a good chunk of their IP's open world.
Replies: >>712944821 >>712944908
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:15 AM No.712944741
>>712944625
financially, everything else went to worse
normies slurped the "muh young people bing bing wahoo" advertsement lies up
Replies: >>712945827
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:42 AM No.712944785
>>712944693
They sell it for $60, at least it's free when it happens on a Steam Deck.
Replies: >>712944890
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:26:46 AM No.712944795
>>712944389
Nintendo will 100% die when Miyamoto dies.
Replies: >>712944915 >>712944969 >>712945171
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:15 AM No.712944821
>>712944739
>number signs
*dollar signs
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:16 AM No.712944823
>>712944693
but Nintendo made the garbage Shitch 1 emulator, that runs as well as the wine emulator made by Valve
Replies: >>712944932 >>712944954
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:17 AM No.712944824
kid icarus uprising
kid icarus uprising
md5: 6b860f2cc0643211e627aba5387c0d57๐Ÿ”
>>712935869
No...there is another...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:26 AM No.712944834
>>712940290
Not developmentally.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:27 AM No.712944835
1730157680231641
1730157680231641
md5: 56bff015f2351354f76cd565e0f8cf7c๐Ÿ”
>>712936512
They're no better than Ubisoft
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:27:47 AM No.712944856
>>712935032
Is Suzanne related to Eric? What about Darren?
Replies: >>712945042
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:28:15 AM No.712944890
>>712944785
Pokemon ScVi was free also. What else you got?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:28:30 AM No.712944908
>>712944739
so they are like 3 generations late, when everything went GTA 3 because GTA.

so in 20 years, they will try to make Fortnite clones, that will all fail, because they aren't Fortnite and no effort will be put in.
Replies: >>712945138
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:28:40 AM No.712944915
>>712944795
Idk, the Splatoon team gives me hope. It really all comes down to which senior devs replace Miyamoto, Anouma and so on.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:28:53 AM No.712944932
1736234952615469
1736234952615469
md5: dc258aa44bce413f960f1e1dda9a5b50๐Ÿ”
>>712944823
They should have bought Yuzu and Ryujinx instead of burying them in legal fees, fucking retards can't emulate shit correctly.
Replies: >>712945034 >>712945151
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:16 AM No.712944954
>>712944823
>goalpost move
I don't think I'll adress your post. Cheers.
Replies: >>712945025
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:29 AM No.712944969
>>712944795
God willing, yes
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:29:51 AM No.712944995
>>712943432
>BotWtendies
>OoTsnoys can't come up with their own insult so they resort to "NO U"
Typical.
Replies: >>712945218
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:30:13 AM No.712945025
>>712944954
>goalpost
the original post was a video of Pokemon running like shit with insane crazy graphical glitches ON THE SHITCH 2
Replies: >>712945113
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:30:17 AM No.712945034
>>712944932
Works on my machine
Replies: >>712945081
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:30:31 AM No.712945042
>>712944856
The name "Suzanne" is from information allegedly leaked by NateDrake, in regards to the Pauline-esque character from the key art of Donkey Kong Bananza leaked from Nintendo's Korean-language website.
Replies: >>712945131
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:30:52 AM No.712945072
>>712943448
Built for BBC, holy shit
Replies: >>712945125 >>712946279
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:01 AM No.712945081
>>712945034
*Works poorly on my machine
ftfy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:24 AM No.712945113
>>712945025
Nah just another emulator glitch from Switch 1.
Replies: >>712945191 >>712945256
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:31 AM No.712945125
>>712945072
No wonder you guys can't tell when Nintendo is using AI textures and decals lol
Replies: >>712945295
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:35 AM No.712945131
>>712945042
>information allegedly leaked by NateDrake
It wasn't, retard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:43 AM No.712945138
1742891168580194_thumb.jpg
1742891168580194_thumb.jpg
md5: 2d1d83da38cfe6dca5cdaa4e85c7ac7e๐Ÿ”
>>712944908
Pretty much. Nintendo leadership is ancient and they're the last to pay attention to industry trends, for better or worse.
Replies: >>712947854 >>712952725 >>712952785
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:53 AM No.712945151
>>712944932
the games ran fine, the problem was that the controls weren't working properly, but that's because the controllers of the Shitch 1 are shit
plus they could have fixed Sunshine, but couldn't be bothered with that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:31:53 AM No.712945152
>>712940975
Because niggers don't give a fuck about Nintendo. Only autistic white man children do.
And the Japanese but only because Nintendo is squint eye disney so its suck nintendisney dick or seppuku.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:00 AM No.712945171
>>712944795
idk he killed paper mario
Replies: >>712945236
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:20 AM No.712945191
>>712945113
Nah it's the Switch 2
https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonScarletViolet/comments/1lbbe8h/tried_out_the_game_on_switch_2_yup_good_ol/
Replies: >>712945307
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:20 AM No.712945192
>>712943736
>terrastal village
SHITfreak...
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:44 AM No.712945218
>>712944995
Hate to break it to you but people were calling you BotWtrannies long before you coined the meme term "OoTsnoy".
Replies: >>712945569
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:32:54 AM No.712945236
>>712945171
But he makes the mainline Mario games good, and that's what matters.
Replies: >>712945505
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:08 AM No.712945256
>>712945113
>Shitch 1 emulates Shitch 1 to play Shitch 1 games
rotten brain
Replies: >>712945391
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:41 AM No.712945295
>>712945125
Don't care if it's AI or not, I want her to cuck me.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:43 AM No.712945297
>>712942002
Why did the fat guy from giantbomb shit on Kane and Lynch?
Replies: >>712945361 >>712945549
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:49 AM No.712945306
how did nintendo drop the ball so hard with switch 2? can it be turned around like 3ds was?
Replies: >>712945481 >>712946752 >>712946804
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:33:50 AM No.712945307
>>712945191
>reddit
Haha no. They lied.
Replies: >>712945576
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:21 AM No.712945348
What does Miyamoto even do these days? Seems like he's just paraded around for the occasional photo-op to build up hype.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:38 AM No.712945361
>>712945297
because Kane + Lynch 2 was a terrible game, and he didn't even say that.
4 hours.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:50 AM No.712945383
>>712943736
>Palsnoy still seething at Pokรฉmon 24/7
Rent free.
Replies: >>712945653
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:34:55 AM No.712945391
My life is like a video game
My life is like a video game
md5: 7f17c94bb138ad12cb1f63c95a1336ec๐Ÿ”
>>712945256
Sure.
Replies: >>712948974
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:35:15 AM No.712945421
Game looks like a mindless gimmick.
All they do is destroy things in every gameplay theyโ€™ve shown so far.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:35:21 AM No.712945431
>>712942636
He's already here /v/edditjew
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:35:37 AM No.712945453
>>712941561
It was kind of amazing seeing Nintendo going like "tune in to the Mario Kart direct and you'll see why it's worth $80!!" and then reinforce the fact that this is absolutely not worth $80. Nintendo has gotten in their minds that if they tell people that their games are worth more then people will obviously agree. Glad people have common sense, in a way this console built a lot of hype because the Switch was Nintendo in dire straits trying to stay afloat and then succeeding. Everyone expected a much wealthier Nintendo to actually bring something amazing to table and they just didn't, it's even a lesser console that the og Switch.

>>712941624
This will definitely happen.
Replies: >>712945558 >>712945697 >>712945856
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:36:04 AM No.712945481
>>712945306
that would mean reversing all retarded decisions, including paid online, subscription BS, physical carts being shit
it's basically impossible.

the 3DS was a good system and it was cheap.
they can make this cheapish, but that won't fix all the other problems, like broken backward compatibility, insane game prices, physical scam releases and more
Replies: >>712945876 >>712946752 >>712946804
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:36:23 AM No.712945505
>>712945236
3d world was absolute cancer
Replies: >>712945642
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:04 AM No.712945549
>>712945297
He got fired for that
Replies: >>712946437
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:09 AM No.712945558
>>712945453
in Europe World slop is already sold for 60 bucks, but that won't save it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:19 AM No.712945569
>>712945218
You're a retarded snoy in any case.
Replies: >>712945661
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:37:23 AM No.712945576
>>712945307
>18 crashes
https://youtu.be/zQG7R5mcHPE
Replies: >>712945731 >>712947945
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:04 AM No.712945635
>>712939637
They've gone beyond ritual posting at this point. It's not even here, they're literally like this everywhere.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:10 AM No.712945642
>>712945505
best mario game ever made
the terrible online was only on Shitch
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:17 AM No.712945653
>>712945383
I expect more from a $90 game, sorry!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:38:29 AM No.712945661
>>712945569
>y-yeah well you're a retarded s-snoy...
That's right, run little bitch. Run with your tail between your legs like the sorry mutt that you are.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:02 AM No.712945697
>>712945453
>This will definitely happen.
Well, yeah. It's only $70 and both Bowser and Trinen confirmed that this is how they're pricing games. The better the game, the higher the price.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:22 AM No.712945728
1735834292910551
1735834292910551
md5: 22d4e0b58714bd3fbd9bfa3c9f044e43๐Ÿ”
I'm gonna say it
I like Twilight Princess more than BOTW and TOTK
Replies: >>712945824 >>712945901 >>712945903 >>712946132
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:26 AM No.712945731
>>712945576
>only 18 crashes
>it's super
>bing bing wahoo
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:48 AM No.712945762
>>712942934
>>Take video from back in April from previews
>>Crop image so the date is removed
The game is complete at this point. What they experienced was 1-2 worlds of the game and what will be experienced at retail. And it's fucking boring.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:39:54 AM No.712945774
And OoT fanboys proceed to wonder why they get called snoys.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:40:36 AM No.712945824
>>712945728
It's definitely better than TotK.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:40:38 AM No.712945827
>>712944741
Yeah and when he was in charge nintendo made nothing but mii waggleware for 2 year olds.
Replies: >>712945912
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:02 AM No.712945856
>>712945453
>Everyone expected a much wealthier Nintendo to actually bring something amazing to table
I didn't. This is exactly what I predicted would happen had Nintendo achieved success. My suspicions were only confirmed by the most underwhelming console launch of all time.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:21 AM No.712945876
>>712945481
Yeah but 3DS wasn't cheap at first, quite the opposite. They could do a price cut on switch 2 but you're right that alone isn't the only issue. I really think they just let the success of Switch 1 get to their head and are half-assing things while trying to see how much they can get away with. It shows that there was no input from Iwata whatsoever
Replies: >>712945957 >>712946030 >>712946101 >>712946752 >>712946804
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:33 AM No.712945894
>>712936512
nintendo used to set trends
now they're following trends

just like michael jackson after Dangerous
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:40 AM No.712945901
>>712945728
Me too. Open Worlds are tedious.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:40 AM No.712945903
zelda248
zelda248
md5: 992721623bcf9ef1d4b2cf6a2c2a68f2๐Ÿ”
>>712945728
Likewise. Linear or linear-ish Zelda > open Zelda
Replies: >>712946270
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:41:52 AM No.712945912
>>712945827
>nothing but waggleware
lmao
still roasted by the Wii?
there were tons of superb games on the Wii, and Wii revived light gun shooters
Shitch fails at that, because the controllers are shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:42:34 AM No.712945957
>>712945876
Maybe the risk they are taking this time is with the games.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:42:47 AM No.712945974
How long do millennials and Gen Xers honestly expect the industry to cater to their taste lol
Replies: >>712946023
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:43:31 AM No.712946019
>>712934947 (OP)
>another failure
Ah yes the switch 2 has been failure after failure after all you fucking retard
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:43:32 AM No.712946023
>>712945974
As long as my taste is superior.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:43:34 AM No.712946024
1744150938596228
1744150938596228
md5: 342b5132865a19a7a9720c2caf41ed19๐Ÿ”
Why isn't this on the Switch 1? It could easily handle this, come on.
Replies: >>712946069 >>712946090 >>712946143 >>712946298 >>712949254
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:43:40 AM No.712946030
>>712945876
>Yeah but 3DS wasn't cheap at first
less than half the price of the Shitch 2.
it was cheap, but it wasn't cheap enough.

then can make the shitch 2 $300 like in Japan, but what would that change? nothing.

What about the overexpensive SD cards?

a non retarded Nintendo would have supported 2 types at once. And also supported slower carts, but cheaper ones, because indies do not need "fast" (slow) carts. They can't fix this at all.

it's even incredible that Fortnite on it doesn't even have Save the World.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:13 AM No.712946069
>>712946024
The story is key to enjoying the game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:25 AM No.712946090
>>712946024
>it even has the zelda ui
soulless
Replies: >>712946220 >>712947813 >>712948534
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:34 AM No.712946101
>>712945876
>I really think they just let the success of Switch 1 get to their head and are half-assing things while trying to see how much they can get away with.
Also not the first time it's happened to them
Replies: >>712946154
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:44:58 AM No.712946132
>>712945728

Don't worry, plenty of people on this board have just as shit taste as you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:45:07 AM No.712946143
>>712946024
>It could easily handle this
it can't. its because of the destructability
switch 2 only runs mario kart world and TOTK in 1440p. its a beefy upgrade over the switch but its still ps4 pro tier
Replies: >>712946229 >>712946675 >>712947068
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:45:18 AM No.712946154
>>712946101
As a disappointed Switch 2 owner, I'm already excited for the Switch 3 in 2032.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:11 AM No.712946220
>>712946090
Botw hate
>wow what a piece of shit we just made
>lets make everything else exactly like it
Replies: >>712946340
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:23 AM No.712946229
>>712946143
>ps4 pro tier
It's slower than GTX 1050 and the launch Steam Deck, it's PS4 tier at best but with good upscaling.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:46:59 AM No.712946270
>>712945903
Filtered retards keep saying this. Open world Zelda CAN be a linear-ish Zelda if you want it to be, just stop being retarded and follow the directions that the NPCs tell you to go in.

Just because you CAN go anywhere else doesn't mean you have to.
Replies: >>712946468
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:07 AM No.712946279
>>712945072
>replies to ai
most pajeet post I've seen in a while.
Replies: >>712946787
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:17 AM No.712946295
1740885515367786
1740885515367786
md5: ca4bfff38964bb033f35e649e2d83e71๐Ÿ”
>more portslop
KINO!!!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:26 AM No.712946298
>>712946024
bitch that could be on the gamecube
why did they even make new consoles
it's such a ripoff, they should just release on steam
Replies: >>712948763
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:47:50 AM No.712946340
>>712946220
>we made tons of money with this
>let's make everything else like that
the thinking of a retarded banker
Replies: >>712946415
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:48:15 AM No.712946373
>>712936512
Accurate.
Replies: >>712946686
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:48:46 AM No.712946415
>>712946340
Hopefully that strategy bites them in the ass with poor software sales like it did for Ubisoft when they decided that every game needed to be AC/FC3
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:49:03 AM No.712946437
>>712945549
But why did he do it?
Replies: >>712946540
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:49:32 AM No.712946468
>>712946270
That's a completely opposite playstyle from how you play linear games tho. the narrow possibility window lets you explore the whole game breadth first
Replies: >>712947019
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:50:34 AM No.712946540
1721742258045430
1721742258045430
md5: 9b6ed6dbcbf4d2043ac957f894ccbf9f๐Ÿ”
>>712946437
Jeff Gerstmann used to have integrity
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:51:25 AM No.712946603
forced soul
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:16 AM No.712946662
>>712934947 (OP)
It'll have decent gameplay but nothing special. Despite being a 7/10 at best, everyone's going to eat it up because of "muh story"
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:17 AM No.712946665
>>712940263
I'm confused. Why is it okay for literally all other companies to charge $70+ for over 8 years, but not for Nintendo to do it starting this year?
Replies: >>712947225 >>712950141 >>712950267
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:21 AM No.712946675
1718840556155237
1718840556155237
md5: fc25f8bf437bc9f838ffa391b5f96a2f๐Ÿ”
>>712946143
>it can't. its because of the destructability
ok
Replies: >>712949305 >>712949428
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:52:31 AM No.712946686
>>712946373
posts like this make me think the original post wasn't accurate at all.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:28 AM No.712946752
>>712945306
>>712945481
>>712945876
why are you samefagging retard? Switch 2 already has a better launch window than the garbage 3ds had
Replies: >>712946804 >>712947029
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:53:55 AM No.712946787
>>712946279
Seething snoy
Replies: >>712947604
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:54:08 AM No.712946804
>>712946752
>>>712945306 #
>>>712945481 (You) #
>>>712945876 #
meds
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:54:58 AM No.712946861
1711223016369
1711223016369
md5: 552fe4e78f8661bd09df457aa0d76a73๐Ÿ”
If we permanently banned these 3 fanbases, the board would improve significantly.
Replies: >>712947067 >>712947472 >>712948120
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:55:13 AM No.712946882
nu dk is a metrosexual
Replies: >>712946972 >>712947021
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:56:36 AM No.712946972
woke-kong
woke-kong
md5: faecf0586645a5ddb3263fe9b55e8621๐Ÿ”
>>712946882
based
I will now buy your LGBTQP+ game, Nintendoqp
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:22 AM No.712947019
>>712946468
You can narrow or widen the breadth of your exploration as much as you want. I prefer to just stick to doing the town sidequests and just exploring the outskirts of the paths to all the towers and main story areas. That gives you a pretty decent chunked adventure that is similar to the non open world Zeldas.
Replies: >>712948271
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:22 AM No.712947021
>>712946882
This is a lie.
Replies: >>712947912
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:26 AM No.712947029
3D land MK7
3D land MK7
md5: 07e54ed7ece2c2b558dd9c77077d4a9a๐Ÿ”
>>712946752
nta but the 3DS is mogging the Switch 2 so far with launch window games, I'd rather have MK7($40) and 3D Land($40) than MKW($80) and DK Banaza($70+tip).
Replies: >>712947116
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:57 AM No.712947067
>>712946861
I like them all because it makes (You) seethe.
Replies: >>712947120
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:57:59 AM No.712947068
>>712946143
Didn't switch get a red faction port from 360? I don't see it being a problem.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:58:31 AM No.712947116
>>712947029
>3D Land

this wasn't good when it came out and it's still bad
Replies: >>712947213 >>712947460
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:58:35 AM No.712947120
>>712947067
>snoy approves of snoys
We know.
Replies: >>712947184
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 12:59:32 AM No.712947184
>>712947120
Who is even a Palworld fan? It doesn't seem like there are a lot, but I do see you tendies sperg out over them and the game every couple of months.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:00:03 AM No.712947213
>>712947116
It's not my favorite but it's a better game than Bananza.
Replies: >>712947874
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:00:15 AM No.712947225
>>712946665
Because other companies games are in the current generation. There are open world racing games on the 360, a 20 year old console, that look better than MKW.
Replies: >>712947425 >>712947489 >>712947603
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:00:34 AM No.712947250
Hey give me (you)
Replies: >>712947357
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:02:09 AM No.712947357
1745731245011597
1745731245011597
md5: ae1025723384f150bfd6142e5fa27401๐Ÿ”
>>712947250
Air Riders will flop if Kirby isn't pissed
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:02:55 AM No.712947425
>>712947225
who gives a fuck if they "look" better. if I can't jump onto a wall and then jump onto a rail and then onto another wall and skip 1/4 of the track that way, it's not a better game than MKW.
Replies: >>712948652
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:02:59 AM No.712947438
>>712934947 (OP)
>forced
You're a gigatard.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:03:19 AM No.712947460
>>712947116
>when it came out
nonsense, it's awesome.
3D World is better though.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:03:28 AM No.712947472
>>712946861
We already have a retard board though. If you want to giggle and fart with the other autists then go to /mlp/
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:03:41 AM No.712947489
>>712947225
And they are still making them...
Replies: >>712947558
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:04:37 AM No.712947558
>>712947489
no, they make games-as-a-service slop trying to create Fortnite, while Fortnite already exists
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:05:10 AM No.712947603
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>>712947225
You should be criticizing Mario Kart World for having a shittier open world with less to do than those 20 year old games. I like MKW but it's not worth $80. Visually, it's actually quite nice. But I do hate the shitty color-grading in Paradise, even though it does have some charm now that it's so old.
Replies: >>712947792
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:05:11 AM No.712947604
>>712946787
Go to bed snowflake
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:07 AM No.712947792
>>712947603
that was a great game, except for the shitty DLC shit, but it's EA.
Replies: >>712947862
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:20 AM No.712947813
>>712946090
what the fuck are you talking about you retarded faggot. it looks like the odyssey ui. jesus christ you have botw derangement syndrome
Replies: >>712948015
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:08:54 AM No.712947854
>>712945138
This is why I laughed when people were claiming that Nintendo was going to start using AI
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:09:06 AM No.712947862
>>712947792
Absolutely, I loved Burnout. If EA had a single competent developer under their belt, I would say that they should bring it back.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:09:22 AM No.712947874
>>712947213
You're a deluded nigger with shit taste if you think that bland piece of shit called 3D Land will be better than a premiere game made by the odyssey team
Replies: >>712947935
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:03 AM No.712947912
>>712947021
They were so asshurt rare made a better dk and games than them they made him a fag out of spite.
Replies: >>712948131
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:23 AM No.712947935
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>>712947874
>zoomy doesn't know why it was called 3D land
grim and absolutely retarded
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:33 AM No.712947945
>>712945576
Works on my machine
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:10:50 AM No.712947963
>>712934947 (OP)
should have made a dkc tropical freeze 2
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:11:40 AM No.712948014
Only Zelda matters. I have told you this many times. Nintendo console = Zelda tax.
Replies: >>712948109 >>712948153
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:11:40 AM No.712948015
>>712947813
I guess you never played Zelda, go look up the HUD and then come back.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:12:30 AM No.712948084
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:12:33 AM No.712948085
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It better be good
Replies: >>712948149 >>712948287
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:12:54 AM No.712948109
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>>712948014
>The 1 Zelda game we get will be the last Switch 2 game with a superior Switch 3 version released on the same day
Can't wait
Replies: >>712948314
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:13:01 AM No.712948120
>>712946861
Just say PC vegans, that covers all three
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:13:09 AM No.712948131
>>712947912
The new Donkey Kong is adorable.
I will buy a plushie of him.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:13:25 AM No.712948149
>>712948085
Erm...how old is Suzanne again?
Replies: >>712948270 >>712948351
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:13:27 AM No.712948153
>>712948014
Mario Galaxy, and by extension Galaxy 2 (and bits of Brawl) sold the Wii.
Replies: >>712948412
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:14:16 AM No.712948214
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>The new Donkey Kong is adorable.
Replies: >>712948394
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:04 AM No.712948270
>>712948149
Old enough
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:04 AM No.712948271
>>712947019
Or they could design a game instead of outsourcing it to the player. They are pushing this open world shit because it's cheaper to make an empty windows xp background world and copypaste 10000 identical waha puzzles than to pay the salaries of someone to pace and balance and experiment with the intersection of presentation and sequence and unique gameplay moments.
Replies: >>712948645
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:11 AM No.712948287
>>712948085
>playpirates.jpg
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:19 AM No.712948297
>>712941401
It's not a difficult concept to understand, you really don't need to explain it with Minecraft terms.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:29 AM No.712948314
>>712948109
>superior version
>downgraded, because the Shitch can't dual screen
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:15:30 AM No.712948315
>>712935869
I dont give a fuck about either of these. I'll buy a Switch 2 when it gets the next mainline Zelda game. Until then the console might as well not exist. Imagine launching a Nintendo machine with no upcoming Zelda game. Total retardation.
Replies: >>712948429 >>712948547
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:16:03 AM No.712948351
>>712948149
We don't know yet.
But it is best if you leave Suzanne alone.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:16:44 AM No.712948394
>>712948214
So glad I never saw the movie, and all I see when I look at nu-DK is just a nu-DK.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:16:56 AM No.712948412
>>712948153
Wii Sports sold the Wii
Replies: >>712948438 >>712948492
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:13 AM No.712948429
>>712948315
>Imagine launching a Nintendo machine with no upcoming Zelda game. Total retardation.

the wii and wii u didn't get their own zeldas till both consoles were on deaths door
Replies: >>712948491 >>712948493
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:17:17 AM No.712948438
>>712948412
Fact
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:18:14 AM No.712948491
>>712948429
Nobody had a Wiiu and the Wii version of TP came out a month before the Gamecube version.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:18:14 AM No.712948492
>>712948412
This is like saying Horizon Zero Men sold the PS4/5.
Replies: >>712948703
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:18:14 AM No.712948493
>>712948429
You're not making a very good case.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:18:56 AM No.712948528
Wait but the game is not even out
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:19:00 AM No.712948534
>>712946090
I dunno about that, but I do hate how minimalistic it is. Those fucking hearts look like clip-art.
Replies: >>712948629
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:19:15 AM No.712948547
>>712948315
based but ALBW was the last Zelda game.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:21 AM No.712948629
>>712948534
Its so soulless
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:31 AM No.712948645
>>712948271
Or the game can stay since millions upon millions enjoy this game design philosophy, and you can stick to other games that you like instead.
Replies: >>712948734
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:20:33 AM No.712948652
>>712947425
>who gives a fuck if they "look" better.

I do anon, as much as I care about gameplay, art direction and OST, and there's no reason to compromise on any of it, especially on an $80 game, on a brand new console made by the biggest videogame company in history. It's just mediocre, bro.

>if I can't jump onto a wall and then jump onto a rail and then onto another wall and skip 1/4 of the track that way

I don't buy Mario Kart games to grind on walls, just like I don't buy Zelda to craft vehicles or DK to pretend I'm playing Minecraft.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:21:18 AM No.712948703
>>712948492
zero dawn was the 4th best selling ps4 game at almost 20 million copies
theres a reason they kept churning horizon slop
Replies: >>712948747
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:21:36 AM No.712948727
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1000370861
md5: 828690472c51abbd81da38416f4b30c9๐Ÿ”
Do you guys think Shigeru Miyamoto would give Mario a daughter?
Why or why not?
Replies: >>712948815
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:21:42 AM No.712948734
>>712948645
No the correct thing is what I've said, obviously. If they do something else they are wrong.
Replies: >>712948976
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:21:52 AM No.712948747
>>712948703
You ignore that both Wii Sports and Horizon are bundled with their consoles at launch.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:22:02 AM No.712948763
>>712946298
The world would be at least 30% less shitty right now if Nintendo had just shifted gears to be entirely software development, like SEGA.
Replies: >>712948941 >>712952083
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:22:42 AM No.712948815
>>712948727
That's not how biology works.
Replies: >>712948880
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:23:31 AM No.712948880
>>712948815
No, would Shigeru Miyamoto let Mario and Pauline have a daughter?
Replies: >>712948990
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:24:31 AM No.712948941
>>712948763
>The world would be at least 30% less shitty right now if Nintendo had just shifted gears to be entirely software development, like SEGA.

bayonetta probably wouldn't exist anymore then. nintendo saved that franchise because they needed to attract the gamer audience on the wii u
Replies: >>712952024
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:00 AM No.712948974
>>712945391
heres a grim thought
This clip is probably several years old, and he ALREADY had a fuck up balding hairline
imagine what the top of his head is like now after 8 years of ripping his hair out seething that the swtich destroyed sony as badly as it did
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:00 AM No.712948976
>>712948734
Must suck having autism. Or it's bliss via ignorance. I can't tell.
Replies: >>712949072 >>712949078
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:25:12 AM No.712948990
>>712948880
No I don't think so.
Replies: >>712949138
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:15 AM No.712949072
>>712948976
Ok.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:26:18 AM No.712949078
>>712948976
nta but
>lost the argument
>bro you're autistic
kwab
Replies: >>712949282
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:27:06 AM No.712949138
>>712948990
Why not?
Why was there no public outcry when Miyamoto admitted that Mario cheated on Pauline with Peach?
Replies: >>712949505
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:27:25 AM No.712949165
>>712935090
You ever heard of tax anon?
Replies: >>712950118 >>712950190
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:07 AM No.712949219
>>712935869
Explain to me why Kirby Air Ride is such a big deal
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:34 AM No.712949254
>>712946024
I've just watched the review and one guy said it even has some minor performance issues.

I know destructible environments tend to be pretty performance intensive. I don't know exactly what causes this, but I assume it has to do with holding every blob/voxel in memory
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:28:52 AM No.712949282
>>712949078
We weren't arguing. Just talking.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:29:10 AM No.712949305
>>712946675
>Retarded disingenuous low-poly cube comparison
ok
Replies: >>712949631
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:30:29 AM No.712949394
>>712937216
>Better version of GTA3

What the fuck? I really have to play this now, or you are just full of shit
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:30:55 AM No.712949428
>>712946675
Good point.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:13 AM No.712949446
Spergouts are really ramping up.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:23 AM No.712949457
>snoy is seething agani
>wonder why
>sony's latest 200 million dollar GAAS slop was shitcanned a month from release again
Replies: >>712949691 >>712949753
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:31:54 AM No.712949505
>>712949138
Daughters are for western cucks like levine and cuckman, female characters are for being sex symbols and they already have plenty of those.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:33:47 AM No.712949631
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>>712949305
I'm shitting on Nintendo's shitty engine and optimization, relax. We had crazy destruction back on the Xbox 360 with Bad Company and Red Faction Guerilla too, there's no excuse.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:34:46 AM No.712949691
>>712949457
False. You are always false. You have always been false. You have already chosen your pitiful end
Replies: >>712950274 >>712950345
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:35:25 AM No.712949753
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1733130788548794
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>>712949457
You have a lot in common with Marathontroons, they also think their shit game can be fixed in a couple of months.
Replies: >>712949860
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:37:20 AM No.712949860
>>712949753
its not GAAS shit or a half assed tarkov clone so it doesn't need fixing
don't worry snoy, maybe in 4 or 5 years sony will shamelessly copy it and sony can have a second bing bing wahoo
Replies: >>712949969
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:38:57 AM No.712949969
>>712949860
I don't like Sony either
Replies: >>712950063
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:40:20 AM No.712950063
>>712949969
based
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:10 AM No.712950109
>>712934947 (OP)
I can't wait to watch this flop kill shitendo
Replies: >>712950171
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:22 AM No.712950118
>>712949165
Tax makes it $75. Stop being a disingenuous asshole.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:41:41 AM No.712950141
>>712946665
I don't recall saying it was okay for the other guys to do that
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:42:00 AM No.712950171
>>712950109
Same
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:42:20 AM No.712950190
>>712949165
Do you know what the word disingenuous means?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:15 AM No.712950267
>>712946665
b-b-b-b-because nintendo is anti consumer!
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:43:18 AM No.712950274
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>>712949691
I can't even tell if you're the real deal or an imposter anymore.
Replies: >>712950354
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:44:12 AM No.712950345
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>>712949691
meltie
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:44:22 AM No.712950354
>>712950274
thats the thing with snoys, they're all that mindbroken now
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:47:28 AM No.712950550
>>712934947 (OP)
>Nintendo Life
>Journalist
That just means it's good. Good for you, tendies. Still trying to get rid of my extra GPU.
Replies: >>712950885
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:50:54 AM No.712950795
>>712940649
As expected from a friend of diddy
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:04 AM No.712950885
>>712950550
So BotW was shit due to journalist praise?
Replies: >>712951661
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:52:07 AM No.712950886
>>712934947 (OP)
>mixed feelings
you like something or you dont
what they mean is
>this sucks but my job is to consoooom
Replies: >>712951232
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:54:51 AM No.712951079
>>712935819
>Mario Shitshine
>Masterpiece
LOL no. Mario Odyssey is alright, though.
Replies: >>712951176 >>712951485
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:56:17 AM No.712951176
>>712951079
Mario Sunshine is good because of the loredump.
Replies: >>712951610
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:05 AM No.712951232
>>712950886
Or the opposite
>This game is good but I'm paid for hateclicks
Replies: >>712951395
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:57:39 AM No.712951265
>Nintendofags are now also distrustful of a site called fucking NINTENDOLIFE just because they're cautious about a Nintendo game
jesus christ they've racked up a ridiculous amount of new boogeymen and enemies-of-the-state in just a few months
Replies: >>712951415 >>712951472 >>712951708
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:40 AM No.712951395
IMG_3953
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>>712951232
>Nintendo Life
>Paid to โ€œhateclickโ€ Nintendi games
Replies: >>712951789
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 1:59:55 AM No.712951415
>>712951265
>Implying journos should be trusted in any way, shape, or form
Replies: >>712951586
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:00:15 AM No.712951430
Donkey Kong Bananza will be GOTY 2025 thanks to Suzanne.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:00:56 AM No.712951472
>>712951265
Literally the only thing Nintendi could do that would get Tendies mad is to stop releasing consoles.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:01:07 AM No.712951485
>>712951079
I don't understand this. Odyssey and Sunshine are the games most similar to each other. Why do you like one and not the other?
Replies: >>712951610
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:02:47 AM No.712951586
>>712951415
Except in 2017 of course :)
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:11 AM No.712951610
>>712951176
>Loredump
What fucking loredump? Fucking lmao, the ONLY good thing about that shitheap is the OST.

>>712951485
Because it's a retarded fucking mess outside of the OST.
Replies: >>712951664 >>712952165
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:53 AM No.712951661
>>712950885
The actual open world there holds very little of value, unless you up the hidden experience stat to the point of weapons getting bonuses. It feels, to an extent, as hand-crafted as Daggerfall. Heart container progression is too slow to bother with when you can just fortify your health to max with little time. So it's mid, as in half. Actually going off the beaten path is not rewarding. Played only Master Mode, btw. It's a necessity.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:03:55 AM No.712951664
>>712951610
Bowser and Bowser Jr.'s loredump, and the voice acting is top-notch.
Replies: >>712951728
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:04:35 AM No.712951708
>>712951265
You'll survive
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:04:48 AM No.712951728
>>712951664
>Voice acting
>Top-notch
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH IN WHAT FUCKING GALAXY? It's fucking ATROCIOUSLY BAD. Have you HEARD it recently? Jeeeeezus, it's laughably bad.
Replies: >>712951882
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:42 AM No.712951789
>>712951395
This, you know it's bad when an outlet that only shills for 1 platform doesn't even like it.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:06:25 AM No.712951836
>>712937946
They can at least do 1 for some of that appeal but won't because of thinking they should be in charge of the experience and 2 is an issue from the point they want unequal deals like the one Nintendo got from Microsoft and Xbox getting nothing back for their trouble from any of Nintendo's IP and the only real benefits went to the platform holders where they got the cross-play deal which was practically free for Nintendo to do and some support with the Activision Blizzard deal which I don't think was consequential at all to Nintendo as long as they got the COD deal because they had nothing there before and something was better than nothing.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:07:09 AM No.712951882
>>712951728
When I was 12, before Super Mario Odyssey came out, I wanted Scott Burns to come back and voice Bowser again.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:08:59 AM No.712951995
It took Sony being knocked down a peg in the consolewars and resorting to PC ports to mindbreak their fans.

It takes a single outlet merely saying "maybe this game isn't guaranteed to be great" to mindbreak Nintendo fans into paranoid hysterical temper tantrums.
Replies: >>712952149 >>712952317
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:09:20 AM No.712952019
>>712934947 (OP)
>>712942934
Retard.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:09:22 AM No.712952024
>>712948941
Bayonetta is never going to get a new game, it's as good as dead
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:10:21 AM No.712952083
>>712936512
>>712948763
Nah.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:11:10 AM No.712952149
>>712951995
Nintendo Life probably hasn't seen the Suzanne gameplay.
Replies: >>712952387
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:11:23 AM No.712952165
>>712951610
I don't disagree, I've never been keen on Odyssey and Sunshine, what I'm actually asking is where you draw the line because I personally think their design is equally bad (and bad for similar reasons, at that).
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:13:10 AM No.712952291
it's going to be funny watching this board suck down a tremendous load of shit tomorrow and force the fakest smiles just to heckin own the snoys and steamies and journos and eric and acfag and the indians and the grifttubers and the ootsnoys and the cube snoys
Replies: >>712952372 >>712952402
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:13:31 AM No.712952317
images13
images13
md5: afcbb1a3bf26e682da88ccda7d8c4251๐Ÿ”
>>712951995
If you're back to validating journo opinions then I welcome it.
Replies: >>712952510
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:15 AM No.712952372
>>712952291
Suzanne will mindbreak you.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:32 AM No.712952387
>>712952149
>Here's how adding a little girl with quips can save Donkey Kong Bananza
I can't even tell if you guys are trolling or not, that's not going to save the game, the secondary character is never anything important.
Replies: >>712952501
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:39 AM No.712952402
>>712952291
What happens tomorrow that hasn't been happening every day to you since March 2017?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:02 AM No.712952501
>>712952387
We will find out tomorrow morning.
Here's hoping she takes after her father.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:12 AM No.712952510
>>712952317
>having to cling to a decade-old "gotcha"
Replies: >>712952661 >>712953096
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:07 AM No.712952661
>>712952510
Didn't really have to and I enjoyed doing it. What else you got?
Replies: >>712952712
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:18:57 AM No.712952712
>>712952661
Wrong reply?
Replies: >>712952848
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:19:08 AM No.712952725
>>712945138
>all of the dogs instantly rush over
cute, even though I don't like dogs
you just know that shiba doesn't give a fuck and is only checking out what happened
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:03 AM No.712952785
>>712945138
They've gotten pretty quick to adopt trends that fuck their consumers, to be fair.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:20:52 AM No.712952848
>>712952712
That's it?
Replies: >>712952934
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:22:08 AM No.712952934
>>712952848
What you said made no sense so I assumed you replied to the wrong anon. Turns out you're just a mush-brained asshole.
Replies: >>712953329
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:24:31 AM No.712953096
legend-of-zelda-metacritic_hn42
legend-of-zelda-metacritic_hn42
md5: 84946d0aaa27b802dda110c2bca124ce๐Ÿ”
>>712952510
Fine here's a more recent one
Replies: >>712953142
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:07 AM No.712953142
>>712953096
which lost to a bearfucker simulator lmao
Replies: >>712953192 >>712953403
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:25:53 AM No.712953192
>>712953142
It didn't though?
Replies: >>712953264
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:26:55 AM No.712953264
>>712953192
>he doesn't know
Who's going to tell him?
Replies: >>712953357 >>712953371
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:27:42 AM No.712953329
>>712952934
>What you said made no sense
Looks like it did.
Replies: >>712953371
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:27:57 AM No.712953357
1734674346762519m
1734674346762519m
md5: 86edfca1a41faf3bb1241a03afcfff5d๐Ÿ”
>>712953264
What, you mean the dorito snoy show?
Replies: >>712953676
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:06 AM No.712953371
>>712953264
They're mentally stuck in eternal 2017. That explains so much.
>>712953329
That's it?
Replies: >>712953421 >>712953468 >>712953553
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:42 AM No.712953403
20240925_211933
20240925_211933
md5: 1e6d22ffcf60d721d9ab87ac64dec351๐Ÿ”
>>712953142
Fine by me. Two games can't both be the GOAT anyway.
Replies: >>712953431 >>712953513
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:28:58 AM No.712953421
>>712953371
Stop replying to yourself, retard.
Replies: >>712953465
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:08 AM No.712953431
1735702506650369
1735702506650369
md5: c452ca14229551498e6c778d198f1161๐Ÿ”
>>712953403
I fucking love NFL 2K1 too, bro
Replies: >>712953547
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:39 AM No.712953465
>>712953421
That's not me
Replies: >>712953521
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:29:43 AM No.712953468
>>712953371
Yeah that's it. Glad to be done talking to you, lil troll bro.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:20 AM No.712953513
>>712953403
But I thought BotW was obsolete and TotK "fixed everything"?
Replies: >>712953613
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:28 AM No.712953521
>>712953465
>Didn't even post the element inspected screenshot.
Sure it isn't, samefaggot.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:53 AM No.712953547
>>712953431
Good to know I guess. My jam was Madden 07.
Replies: >>712953590
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:02 AM No.712953553
1748323200771183
1748323200771183
md5: 3c122671e184c63c0b1d77baf7e5c155๐Ÿ”
>>712953371
>They're mentally stuck in eternal 2017. That explains so much.
Remember when they lost their shit over Echoes of Wisdom only getting an 85? That shit was wild, obviously it was going to just suck dick.
Replies: >>712953612 >>712953676
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:33 AM No.712953590
>>712953547
Madden 07's score isn't a 97 like 2K1's is, kill yourself
Replies: >>712953728
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:49 AM No.712953612
>>712953553
>Retard keeps replying to himself
Replies: >>712953636 >>712953676
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:31:53 AM No.712953613
>>712953513
Looks like I have a different opinion than whomever you quoted.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:15 AM No.712953636
>>712953612
Fuck off faggot, I'm trying to have a discussion.
Replies: >>712953671
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:51 AM No.712953671
>>712953636
Talking to yourself is not a discussion, retard.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:54 AM No.712953676
>>712953357
And the 287 other GotYs it won, yes.
>>712953553
And now their holiday game is ANOTHER Zelda-led game. And a musou, at that. They really thought playable Zelda was going to take off more than it did oh my god Zelda is totally gonna girlboss the fuck out of Link in the movie isn't she lmao
>>712953612
Wait, I thought everyone was out to get Nintendo. Is it everyone, or is it just one guy? Make up your mind.
Replies: >>712953824 >>712953889
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:33:33 AM No.712953728
>>712953590
Doesn't bother me
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:34:59 AM No.712953824
>>712953676
>And the 287 other GotYs given by Pride.con and paid journos
Woah... Impressive...
Replies: >>712953887
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:53 AM No.712953887
>>712953824
Most of whom sucked BotW's dick, yes.
Replies: >>712953947 >>712953990
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:54 AM No.712953889
nobody ever played this game
nobody ever played this game
md5: aa727ea8a3acd9c71f311dc0b7b0aba5๐Ÿ”
>>712953676
>And now their holiday game is ANOTHER Zelda-led game. And a musou, at that. They really thought playable Zelda was going to take off more than it did oh my god Zelda is totally gonna girlboss the fuck out of Link in the movie isn't she lmao
Maybe they have another girlboss spinoff game standing by that they can announce in a panic, like Splatoon Raiders.
Replies: >>712954038 >>712954043
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:35:57 AM No.712953892
1000370950
1000370950
md5: 5536c2482c0e23a10047fb6047102897๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712953969
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:36:57 AM No.712953947
>>712953887
Back when Nintendo wasn't a threat and played nice to journos, now they are not, that's the difference retard.
Replies: >>712954038
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:37:09 AM No.712953969
>>712953892
I'm with AI Reggie on this one
Replies: >>712954102
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:37:25 AM No.712953990
>>712953887
Kinda have to. It was one of the greatest games ever made.
Replies: >>712954038
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:19 AM No.712954038
and once again the tendie discord derails and ruins another goddamn thread
>>712953889
this was a bizarrely huge miscalculation for Switch era Nintendo
>>712953990
>>712953947
>no wait, t-t-that's different!!!
lol, lmao even
Replies: >>712954109 >>712954263
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:32 AM No.712954043
>>712953889
>Splatoon Raiders
>"Girlboss"
LOL in what part of the trailer to it, if any, did it imply "girlboss" horseshit?
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:38:33 AM No.712954046
Good, Switch 2 games are dogshit.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:39:24 AM No.712954102
>>712953969
He's just sad that he doesn't work at Nintendo anymore, so he can't join the meeting.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:39:32 AM No.712954109
>>712954038
Ruining a thread that was already on page 10? Disingenuous faggot, you just want to have the last reply to feel that you won, fucking autist.

>lol, lmao even
Concession accepted.
Replies: >>712954194 >>712954250 >>712954306
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:40:42 AM No.712954194
>>712954109
you faggots were ruining this thread before bump limit and you know it
Replies: >>712954254 >>712954345
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:34 AM No.712954250
>>712954109
Before the thread dies, I just want to tell you that you're a gay faggot and need to stop shilling Nintendo so hard.
Replies: >>712954345
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:39 AM No.712954254
>>712954194
Ruining a thread about misinformation and blowing the comments of a journo out of proportion? Kinda hard to do that when the post quality of OP was already rock bottom.
Replies: >>712954341
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:41:51 AM No.712954263
>>712954038
You quoted me and forgot to reply
Replies: >>712954341
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:42:34 AM No.712954306
>>712954109
Shut the fuck up tendie, I'm so glad you're getting btfo with with actual people playing games now.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:04 AM No.712954341
>>712954254
>misinformation is when a nintendo site does not unconditionally suck up to nintendo
>>712954263
No, what I said applied to both posts I quoted.
Replies: >>712954396
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:06 AM No.712954345
>>712954194
>>712954250
>One minute apart
Replies: >>712954375
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:17 AM No.712954361
1000324415
1000324415
md5: aed035ea2cc64edfc3aa5f90a2b8c968๐Ÿ”
Replies: >>712954406
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:31 AM No.712954375
>>712954345
>a couple of seconds apart
We are the same
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:43:57 AM No.712954396
>>712954341
No it didn't.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:44:04 AM No.712954406
>>712954361
>Donkey Rogen was on the Epstein flight logs
Grim