Thread 712992565

I will now buy your game AND your console.

>>712992565 (OP)
You can dress her up…!!!

>>712992565 (OP)
>Dress her up to extend your bananza time
Mmmmmmmmmmm...

Needs a sundress costume and a microbikini

>>712992948
A skinsuit and I am complete as a human.

why is she barefoot

>>712993371
They want the Pragmata audience

>>712992565 (OP)
nice feet

>>712992709
It's literally a dream come true for me! As someone who hated Bananza upon its initial reveal, I literally remember saying to myself the ONLY way I'd be happy with this game is if #1 that stupid purple rock thing goes away immediately and #2 if you could get different outfits for young Pauline ala Super Mario Odyssey. I was convinced Pauline would be exclusively seen in cutscenes and the stupid rock would be how she looked during gameplay. This direct feels like Nintendo specifically catered to me exact demands.

I was the anon who made pic related because I was genuinely concerned about Nintendo going full Commiefornia-pandering mode. I no longer feel morally obligated to boycott their new console. Looks like their redemption arc is officially in effect! I'll wait until July 17th to buy the Switch 2 that way I can send a message with my purchase.

>>712992565 (OP)
Nintendo finally catering to lolicons?, can you say...Based?.

>>712993672
Splatoons been a thing for awhile now.

>>712993281
Hoping that this is an Odyssey situation where amiibo are early unlocks and this can still be earned in-game.
>>712993583
You're an enormous fag.

>>712993850
in the worst case scenario, amiibo are very easily spoofable

>>712993583
Woah, I thought you were just a random Snoy who hated Nintendo...

>>712992565 (OP)
You can just pirat.... Oh, right kek

>>712993850
The Nintendo X account says it's a way to get the costume "early" so it's definitely unlockable otherwise.

>>712992565 (OP)
>freckles
>loli
>bare feet

>>712993762
They're squids

>>712993583
Based, I was in a similar boat to you and reposted that pic once or twice. But cunny Pauline is looking to be amazing.

>>712994108

They're kids...

>>712993583
>game is so powerful it causes anti-nintendo anons to convert
Umm. Based department?

>>712994137
>cunny Pauline
>Can't see her cunny
>betraying principles because she's a sfw loli now

>>712994262
Not him, but I'm was anti Nintendo in the WiiU Treehouse era and pro during the Switch era. Being a mindless fanboy is for niggers.

>>712994205
Squids

>>712992565 (OP)
the only way to get women interested in anything is to put fashion into it somehow

>>712994405
If you look into all the details of the picrelated of this anon >>712993583 you'll learn that the game being discussed on the bottom was a completely SFW "All ages" game that Nintendo still demanded they change the facial proportions to allow on their console. It wasn't enough that the game wasn't sexual, they didn't even want a hint of cute lolis on their platform.

That's why this Pauline reveal is absolutely huge.

>>712994262
Pauline feet are too powerful.

>>712993583
>>712994729
You're killing me here lmfao.
They didn't put in kid Pauline for otakus.

>>712993583
>Lolis saves the day and convert schizos
Loli chads are so strong...

>>712994729
>That's why this Pauline reveal is absolutely huge.
I don't see it as such, Pauline is one of their characters, they're not going to sexualize her loli form and she has a more western cartoon design vs the JP moe art syle they suddenly started antagonizing last year.

>>712993583
>Nintendo specifically catered to me exact demands
>me exact demands
>me

>>712995285
She's literally barefoot, senpai. Even safehorny is something to celebrate when it comes to lolis these days. She's even got a cute cowgirl outfit based on that list.

>>712993371
that's how hippies used to dress you fuckin zoom zoom

switch 2 gets 2 exclusives within 2 months of lifespan and bananza looks legit amazing.

i really dont understand the whole no games nonsense. i dont think the ps5 had actual exclusives until like a year after coming out.

>>712993762
They're older-looking than Loline.

>>712992565 (OP)
So how long until we get a Kotaku article written by a tranny or a soiboy with a headline along the lines of
>Small Pauline is Here! And the Reaction is Just... Gross....

>>712995660
The USAID funding dried up, so unironically these retards aren't getting paid for that shit anymore.

>>712995660
relax bro, try not to make those people live rent free in your head, let's just enjoy the cunny art to come

>>712995462
I wonder if this was mainly inspired by Wreck It Ralph

>>712995507
Switch 2 has more games in 2 months than every other platform

>>712995660
Literally only /v/ is uohing, normal people just see a cute kid.

>>712995945
Reddit is currently "uohing" too. Not to mention Youtube comment section.

>>712995462
On the other hand, Nintendo gave her pants for obvious reasons. She probably has leggins or bloomers below her Odissey dress too.

I wish being a pedophile was still ostracized.

>>712996208
Yes, the Mario game won't have loli panties, good observation.

>>712996273
I wish people realised they could like loli without making it a hypersexual personality

>>712996273
in a world run by jews? fat chance buddy

>>712993583
kek. what a fucking schizo.

Capcom is gonna delay pragmata by another 3 months to add a costume store. Thats the new standard for shiulder loli games and they know it.

>>712992565 (OP)
She IS going to be in Mario Kario World, RIGHT!?

>>712992565 (OP)
I don't like pauline. I think her hair looks bad

>>712996478
From its reveal I assumed it would have costumes. Especially paid ones.

>>712995507
I don't think the PS5 has actual exclusives five years after coming out.

>>712996273
Shouldn't have elected one

>>712996513
I hope so. At least give shoulder rock form as a dk costume. And give adult pauline the barefeet rags

>>712992565 (OP)
I will now emulate your game*

>>712995479
And they looked like hobos then too, grandpa. Just ‘cause it’s from your era doesn’t make it high fashion. You gonna tell me tie-dye and bell bottoms were peak drip next?

>>712996340
I wasn't implying that lol. I'm just sayin' there's nothing gamechanging about Kid Pauline, unless you think bare feet are inherently sexual.

>>712996273
You can play as an ostrich in the game

>>712996742
uoooohh haha
cute and funny haha
don't i just belong in with this board's culture :)))

>>712993281
>eyeshadow on a child
My dick is harder than a golden banana.

Is this game native 4k during cutscenes? It looked super sharp on the Youtube stream. I hope they prioritize resolution over framerate for this one game.

>Aged up character
I sleep
>Aged down character
Real shit

>>712993371
So we can suck her toes

>>712993281
lips made for leaving kiss marks on my penis

>>712996892
wat

>>712993583
Even (You) deserve to be happy. I hope Loli Pauline brings you joy.

>>712996672
I hope we can get silly post game costumes like marios overall for dk, peach dress for oauline, and both gets the skeleton transformation

>>712993583
>High budget collect-a-thon platformer with a sexy loli who hangs off your shoulder as you run and jump around the environments with little peanut gallery-esque commentary on whatever's happening.

Unironically game of the decade contender for me.

>>712997419
Almost certainly not. They paid for upscaling hardware, they're going to use it.

>>712993583
>>712994729
Why don't people understand that Nintendo and Nintendo of America are different companies? >>712994729 clearly proves it's not the main company that hates cuteness, it's NoA that's pulling this shit. That also means loli Pauline doesn't really change anything, because Japan created her and NoA is just not in a position to do anything about it.

>>712992565 (OP)
Embrace the masculine urge to go on adventures with and protect little girls hanging off your shoulder.

>>712998539
Because Nintendo does too good of a job branding itself as a mysterious monolithic entity.

>>712998539
It was censored in Japan, anon. And the American/ European versions were outright canceled.

>>712999252
So, Nintendo of Japan forced the game to be censored vs. the PC version even though it is literally the equivalent of an "E for Everyone" game? WTF

>>712996273
>>712996350
Pedos are ostracized more than ever, which is precisely why people online go overboard with it, because they can't even hint at it in real life. Even just saying loli Pauline is cute as an adult man will raise eyebrows nowadays.

>>712993281
>No freckles
Worst outfit

>>712999252
>>712999543
The developer's previous game has the following mature content description on Steam:
>"Masarada Town Story" contains scenes that are not suitable for all ages or occasions, as well as some slightly nude costumes.
Combined with the suggestive themes of this game, it's clearly not 'E for Everyone'. The Japanese eShop has IARC rating 12+, though notably IARC is essentially just self-rated (and Duel Princess for instance underreported its sexual aspects, causing it to be pulled from the eShop a week after release).

Nintendo (the Japanese company) isn't anti-loli like NoA, but it does still object to sexual content particularly in games with lower age ratings. But for them the problem is the sexual content in general, not whether the characters are too cute or if they meet the height of consent.

>>712993583
There were tons of people saying shit like "oh I doubt they could render Pauline on his shoulder so the rock is a substitute during gameplay to allow the game run smoothly". Faggots, the entire lot of em.

No 2 piece bikini? Modders will fix it

>>713002037
Has the switch 2 been hacked? I really don't know

>>712993583
This seems strange considering they're two totally different things. Unless there's a bath scene with loli pauline holding only a small towel that barely covers her naked body, then I can't see how this invalidates that.

>>712995660
Why are you so worried about the gamer media printing a headline?

>>712995753
>>712995894
>>712996126
>>712996416
Deranged mind.

>>713003195
it has ,but they wouldn't tell you yet

>>713003631
The bottom game isn't sexualized at all. But Nintendo still demanded the devs change facial proportions because they felt youthful anime girls would damage their brand image. So, it is the same situation. Only difference is 1st part vs 3rd party.

>>712997419
I think they confirmed the game was 1080p 60fps at the switch 2 demo room, because heavy terrain destruction would drop the FPS too much otherwise.

>>712993583
Steam banned porn games, Eric Stop lying.

>>712995660
We already got fags here in 4chan complaining about false "pedo pandering".

>>712995753
Woke shit was financed by private corporations, dumb NPC.

>>712996126
Go back.

>>712993927
Not that anon but you say retarded shit like this and then you wonder why you get called a cult.
>h-how DARE you criticize Nintendo for LITERALLY ANYTHING EVER?!?!?!!?
If you hate how Snoy turned out after they moved the PlayStation HQ to commiefornia then you should be the most vocal about how Nintendo's been acting for the past year with Japanese third parties (plural, so not just Compile Heart like you niggers love to lie about). Not wanting them to go full Snoy makes you a Snoygger yourself according to you, and that makes sense in your retarded brain somehow.

>>712995660
>already mad over things yet to happen
Yes, NPC. You NEED to be mad all the time.

>>712992565 (OP)
Sweet daughter kisses on her cheeks

>>712992565 (OP)
Saved. I was angry over Donkey Kong's new look but no longer. Now can jack it to cute loli feet! Between this and Pragmata I'll be eating good!

>>712994084
funny how these are the exact things that make me not attracted to a girl

>>713005064
Rubberhouse Rampage isn't comparable to any of the other cases here, the entire game is essentially in a massive grey area since there isn't a single original asset in the game, there's graphics not even in the public domain.

I see no Swimsuit.

Is this game on Switch 1 if so modders get to work.

>>713005598
Switch 2 exclusive.

>>712996273
I wish you could like little girl mascot characters without being seen as one.

Seriously kids are cute. Nothing sexual about it.

>>713005064
Oh by the way, you got BTFOd, all the nep games are now coming.

>>713005536
Funny how your taste is shit

>>712992565 (OP)
mods are gonna be crazy

>>712992565 (OP)
>Game
-_-
>Game with bare loli feet bouncing on screen 24/7
:D

>>713006125
In the west?

>>713006302
correct

>you can sleep with Pauline
NINTENDO

>>712992565 (OP)
ID SAY

>>713006432
Yes, as 3 fucking separate games $60 bucks each. Jesus Christ I hate compileheart.

>>712992565 (OP)
What the fuck happened to DK?
Why are they turning it a masculine platformer into borderline feminist propaganda?

>>712992565 (OP)
>>712993281
>this and pragmata
I might just be getting old but I kinda want a daughter to play games with.

EXTEND DONG

>>712992565 (OP)
Alright now I'm buying a switch 2. Well played Nintendo.

>>713006986
At least you're not a quasi ironic pedo

>>713006861
Souce?

What did he mean by this?

>>713007174
GO BACK TWITTER NIGGER
KILL YOURSELF

>>713007174
>he gets to protect the smile of a little white girl
There is nothing more manly than that.

I've been permabanned on other IPs for posting far less than the shit that is currently going on/being said ITT.

>>712994084
>loli
EEWWWWWWWW!!! GROSS! CALL FBI and ARREST YOU NOW!

>>712992565 (OP)
That looks censored as fuck. Nintendo cultists are mentally ill and are shamelessly trying to gaslight us to think this is somehow a good character design. What is that black shirt covering up her cleavage? Is this a sony game? Why is she covered up so much? KYS retarded console cuck.

>>712993281
She is asking for the dong

Where's the microbikini?

>>712994729
It's gonna be super fucking funny when another loli game doesn't get approved and you piss and shit about "MUH PAULINE" as if they're remotely the same thing

>>712993281
requesting loline dp'd in this dress

>>712992565 (OP)
nintendo finally catering directly to pedophiles, can't say i'm surprised

>713007386
trying too hard

Hope they get a matching pair of mario& luigi overalls

>>713007515
Fuck off cultist. Make an actual argument or shut the fuck up.

>>713004349
A naked girl in a bath is still sexual you absolute dipshit

>>713007319
>The mods are inconsistent trannies subject to whim of their emotions and the spur of the moment
Discord bunker troon mod theory holds true.

>This
>Pragmata
>Everything else
Genuinely, what did I do to win so fucking hard?

>>712994729
>It wasn't enough that the game wasn't sexual, they didn't even want a hint of cute lolis on their platform.
pretty sure it has nothing to do with sexualization but childlike characters committing adult acts like suicide

That outfit extends my banaza time, if you know what I'm saying

>>713007304
>Physical Play Asia exclusive
So you lied to me, you dirty nigger.

>>712992565 (OP)
Where is the naked option?
DK has it, why not her?

>>713007174
already posted
>>713002547

>>712992565 (OP)
>freckles
dropped

>>712993281
THE LITERAL EXTRACTION AND ESSENCE OF SEX
IMAGINE

>>713008398
Type B/2
Please Understandu

oh no...

>>713008840
Uh OH
(ToT)

>>712994729
>image
Reminder that the issue with this game isnt the lolis, its the skimpy bikini outfit for a titcow milf side character.

>>713008345
What? You're still gonna be able to buy it digitally dummy. The limited edition is exclusive to playasia. No need to call me a slur.

>>713006986
I want a daughter too, Anon
Let's hope our wish will be fulfilled one day and we'll both have a happy family to play video games with

>>712992565 (OP)
any drawfag here
We need a dk and pauline version of this pic
>>713008840
basically the secret nude option in princess maker 2 :)

>>712995660
So how long until we get a new Wario World game with Ashley sidekick?

>>712992565 (OP)
Did Nintendo somehow not know what would happen if they made her barefoot?

>>713008945
>You're still gonna be able to buy it digitally dummy.
What's your source? Just as a reminder, I was asking about a western release, so US and EU eShop releases.

>>713009187
is this movie worth watching just for the girl

>>713008470
>>713005536
Literally homosexual. Freckles are probably one of the most aesthetically-pleasing features for a young girl to have. My father has always been completely obsessed with them for instance. The only caveat is that the distribution of the freckles needs to be good. Evenly sprinkled freckles around the nose/cheek area are usually the most aesthetic.

>>713009420
>that shit-tier version

>>713008840
The coboy outfit, but she is only wearing the chaps, the belt and the leather vest.

>>713009307
>US and EU
Retarded logic. Is Super Robot Wars 30 censored because you can't buy it in the US? They probably don't want to pay the costs.

>>712993281
the whore outfit for cunnline is insane

>>713009514
This is A.I. generated, isn't it?

>>713009681
>cunnline
how about punny

>>713009187
SOULFUL artstyle.

>>712993762
the new music actually sounds like splatoon too. did the music guy from splatoon work on this?

>>713009236
I fully expect them to actually do it or just give her a game of her own

>>713009187
>Just looked that up
What the fuck I'm gonna go figure out how to emulate the game now.

>>713009619
You claimed its getting a western release when it isn't. Why did you lie?

My biggest fear is that there'll be some kind of incentive to meticulously raze each level

>>713009734
Yep, look at the ear

what if KID mario is the final boss? he came to save pauline, his gf, and thinks dk kidnapped her?

>>712993281
They know what they're doing

>>713006584
It's for children you nonce.

>>713008840
>naked
>she wears a barel like in those old cartoons
Would work

>>712992565 (OP)
I won't grind for her costumes unless I see something I like.

>>713010051
Does he have a 'stache?

>>713009771
the -line part is more recognizable as pauline i think

>>713005536
Okay.
Want a cookie?

>>713009580
Do we have a dl for all those? Good damn times.

>>713010339
no but as a joke he could have some peach fuzz

>>713009187
does anybody have the .webm of the dog and the girl in the car?

>>713008840
>10%
Should be more zeroes

>>713009423
>>713010467

>>713010553
Why do lolis hate shoes so much?

>>713008840
I will now buy your shitty 450 dollarydoo gay tablet and 90 buckerinos physical card without the game inside it.

>>713009423
yes
its the last good Bluth film before his movies went full retard
Anastasia and Titan A.E. are fine i guess

>>712999882
>what is makeup

>>712993281
>removed freckles
>no ripped jeans
>feet are covered
Shit costume.

>>712992565 (OP)
Why does Pauline look like a child now and why is she suddenly 10 times hotter?

>>713010810
Good luck finding one, stupid latefag.

>>713011898
suddenly 10

>>712993281
Why is this the only outfit with long hair?

>>712992565 (OP)
>my nigga Rambi is in
>loline
fuck I might have to get this

>>712997067
based

>>713011898
Because the game is a prequel. It is set around 20 years before Pauline became mayor.

so your telling me i will have a lolis feet dangling in my face the entire game?
i mean, mario oddsey was a;oiag

>>713012117
Then why does he kidnap her in the original Donkey Kong? What will they retcon?

>>713011929
autism

>>713012042
>long hair
She litterally has a ponytail in her basic outfit.

>>712997067
fuckin gross.

>>712992565 (OP)
What's with this trend of putting a black undershirt beneath a skimpy dress? Why not just put her in a modest dress or reveal the cleavage instead?
What's with this bizarre worst of both worlds thing I keep seeing?

>>713010810
Where was half of this thread months ago? Loli Pauline was leaked on the korean website back then. Now you gotta fight soccer moms and normalfags to get a switch 2 lmao

>>713007351
This post is extra funny if you read it with a thick Polish accent like Andy Kaufman would.

She's so cute bros
the age of cute and funny characters is upon us

>>712994729
In all fairness it's a genuinely sound business decision to deliberately avoid encouraging pedophiles to use your children's toy.
It's a PR disaster they are avoiding here. Nothing more.

>>713012648
I don't want to stifle your artist drive but that kinda sucks.

>>713012648
she looks like an ay lmao there

>>712993281
looks like a midget lmao

How come you can make DK naked but not Pauline

Bros, she's perfect. I DON'T WANT TO TURN HER BACK INTO A HAG

>>713012797
theres a lot of people to fap to bratz and other shit like that. remember the people who wanted to be "goofy"s?
you cant avoid it and its people making shit up because they are bored.

start noticing common used phrases like "how is this ok?" and others

>>713012648
Jawline looks a little weird, maybe try lowering it a little and giving it an overbite for the lips instead of under

>>713012827
You try drawing with a mouse in 15 minutes before a thread dies, faggot

>>712993281
This doesn't look appealing. She looked better without the eyeshadow. Make-up is for hags.

>>712995753
Just in time to die for israel.

>>712992565 (OP)
no micro-bikini option, no buy

>>713013087
This one's pretty good lookin

>>713013087
>thread dies
It died when it was lolishit

>>713013101
all your gay preaching wont bring jonbenet back

https://x.com/the_lord_eous/status/1935331491237462164
Outrage already

>>713013037
If it makes you feel any better, Kid Pauline WILL be in Mario Kart forever now.

>>713013293
>like 40 views on the most botted website on the internet
Anon you need to get a real hobby.

>>713013179
>born to early to go to war for 9/11
>born to late to go to war for Israel's playground war with Iran
Millennial bros we're eating good

This post is what mental illness looks like:
#713013293

>>713013298
Good. Kid Peach, Daisy and Rosalina when? I hate the babies, that’s gross.

>>713013037
I want to bing bing wahoo inside her bananza if you know what I mean.

>>713013251
>Google it
Jeez man why'd you have to bring in the murder of an actual child into this. That's sad. Don't even know anything about it.

>>713013486
Dr. Goomba Tower should have been in. I'm not joking.

Any easy way I can filter out pedophile threads?

>ctrl f catbox
>0 results

One big problem is, no K. Rool he could fit in well in the story anyway.

>>713013580
because i am you in a few years if you keep up with that shit your preaching
you might think moral degradation is just for porn slideshows but no, in the real world it takes a few years

Is it that hard not to sexualize a child?

>>713013486
>kid Daisy with a backwards cap, dirt smudge on her face and a band-aid on her knee

>>713013751
no, thats one little video you seen on youtube and parroted it for whatever reason

>>713013714
Yes, visit any of the other videogame boards that are actually about videogames.

>>713013714
Sure. Alt + F4

>>713013848
Actually based

>>713013486
Same

>>713013752
I can't even tell what you're trying to say. I just thought she looked unappealing with eyeshadow. And I've been trying to quit porn permanently so idk why you think I'm being some porn elitist.

>>713013714
delete system 32

>>713014121
this does not make the triforce, kiddo.

>>713014106
thats called denial, the fact you brushed off the initial reference either says denial and you are about to go into 110% defensive mode in the next few posts to win an argument on 4chan that will get washed away by the 15 or so other feet threads going on right now is just a jojo moment

and since you had to google the other thing, jojos bazaar adventures is a manga/anime filled with memes that your dad used

>>713014121
I'm impressed at how prevalent this joke still is

>>713014283
>initial reference
Reference to what? Eyeshadow is for hags? I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. Your previous post was completely grammatically incoherent as well.

>>712992565 (OP)
Are they rewriting history? What if you're forced to choose between Mario or donkeykang for the final battle?

>>713013783
>Is it that hard not to sexualize a female character?

Fix'd. If you can't stop sexualizing females in general, you'll sexualize anyone. Loli is the least of your worries if you've been on the internet for a long time.

>>713012648
looks like shit lolifag.

>>713014462
Maybe they’re just having fun with characters and not caring about continuity

>>713014616
read, nigger >>713013087

am I the only one who doesn't think loline is hot? she seems designed to not actually be appealing to pedophiles and this mass uohhh reaction seems like. forced. she just has this anti-jerk-off-aura that i cant explain. the closest I can come to it is by saying her hands are really big and she wears a lot of makeup. both are bad for the appeal of cunny.

>>713014791
Yeah, she's just cute, that's it. But anons will sexualize literally anything.

>>712992565 (OP)
Call me dumb but Is she latina? Looks more native to Spain.

>everyone worried about cunnyfags sexualizing Pauline
>unlike every other Nintendo reveal, there's been ONE pic after 5 hours and it was rushed
Clearly the real Pauline is superior

>>713014791
Real inklings and octolings aren’t cute either but the fan art propels them to legendary UUUUOOOOHHH status regardless. It a great time be a pixiv user right now.

>>713014971
tbf she was revealed quite a while ago

>>713014865
New York, therefore Italian or Jewish.

>>713014971
Hopefully the game is good enough so we get more art of her.

>>713014971
>latefags

>>712992565 (OP)
Child?
Grrr... I hate Nintendo but they're making a strong argument...

>>713015021
see thats the thing though, I almost brought up a comparison to splatoon. I've never felt this way about the squiddies even though one of the elements I identified here, big hands, is something they also have. I don't really get it.

>>712999882
>liking freckles
YOU
ARE
GAY

>>713015061
>>713015130
leaked via that one promo art but that was about it
>>713015095
I don't even want porn, I'm just surprised people didn't jump to make anything of her like they usually do

>>713013714
Go back

>>713013486
All of them barefoot too then I'll be really happy.

>>712992565 (OP)
I heard sonygroes are mad at this game

>>713007174
Why the fuck does Donkey Kong look like that?

Anyone else who thinks Bananza was inspired by Wreck it Ralph?
Which means it has gotten full circle, since Wreck it Ralph (the fictional videogame in the movie) was inspired by the first Donkey Kong game

what is this expression trying to convey

>>712994405
if you look at her model you will notice her arms are low-poly. this is because she, although 13, is not a human as such but rather a sensory homunculus with nerve endings corresponding to tri count. therefore her face and hands are more detailed and accordingly her

>>713015417
Why would they? I mean they have Returnal HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713015591
someone who just discovered they are afraid of heights

So it's actually just Pauline but she got turned into a kid? Not a different character?

>>713015417
When are they not mad

>>713012648
Anon this is fucking terrible. Never draw again.

>>713015786
yeah the pants looked stupid, this is much better. Hopefully naked can be selected at the start of the game.

>>713015557
Yeah probably. I think the Odyssey team is mostly new blood. They probably got inspired when they watched it.

>>713015619
Returnal's the game with the old lady in the spacesuit.

>>713015743
pretty much
she took some bananana dick and reverted from some ancient monkey curse and the fabled banananana na na will turn her back to normal

>>713016004
this isnt the first time a large character is carrying around the smaller character in an adventure game

>>712996273
It is outside of 4chan retard

>>713015873
I refuse to believe this nobody is the final boss

>>712996783
underrated

>>713016053
that was his point

>>713016247
I thought he was whatabouting Pragmata.

what's with the guy avatarfagging with k rool in every thread tho

>>713013087
>>713012648
You're not going to improve as an artist if you call people homophobic slurs for giving you valid criticism. Drawing with a mouse in 15 minutes is not an excuse. Any good artist would demonstrate good fundamental knowledge from just a sketch, which you failed at in both drawings.

>>713015743
>>713016109
incorrect
in the direct she has some dialogue where its her dream to be able to sing to people
which is something adult pauline already does

>>712992565 (OP)
So... where's that "suzanne" schizo?

Why do lolifags look like this?

>>713005962
>Seriously kids are cute
Agreed.
>Nothing Sexual about it.
>MRW

>>713016441
Is this real?

>>713016441
they selfinsert as the ugly bastard

>>712992565 (OP)
>sexy barefoot child
What did Nintendo mean by this?

>>712993583
It makes me happy knowing this anon will inevitably commit suicide

>>712993583
Anti-woke just means pro-pedophilia at this point

>>713015786
That's pretty good. Never wearing an outfit, fuck your bonuses.

>>713016159
Is every new character a nobody to you guys?

>>713016159
I doubt it.
>DK and Void fight in the core right outside of the Root. DK hits him into the Root, breaking it open and revealing the pure Banadium inside.
>Anyone that eats the root will have the power to grant any one wish
>DK moves to eat it, but before he can they hear laughter. "You idiot Kongs are so easy to trick. I just told those Void Co fools about Ingot Isle and they all came running here to mine it up, even YOU DK. Didn't Cranky tell you about how your horde was stolen? Yeah, that was me."
>King K Rool steps from the shadows, eating one of the Banana from the horde. "I must say, it was delicious, but now it is time to eat THIS and have my wish granted. Absolute power to dominate the WORLD!"
>K Rool eats the Banadium Root, growing to immense height, up and out of the core and to the surface. Boss fight consists of crawling all over his body as he lays destruction to the world. Pockets of Banandium have sprouted all over his body and as DK eats it, he begins to grow larger too
>Final stage of the battle is Giant DK vs Giant K Rool. Pauline using her power of Song to give DK even more strength. Final attack is DK punching K Rool in the gut so hard, all of the Banadium flys out, while K Rool launches into space, screaming about how he'll be back again

>>713016676
>the pedophile president is anti-woke

>>712993583
I'm genuinely curious how censoring sexual content in one game and having a small female child in Bananza are related at all or any indication of Nintendo being woke or not

>>713016441
why did you post this picture of me

>>713016831
Because they're pedophiles.

>>713016159
>power hungry manlet that you will likely fight while he is in a big machine with him in view at the center of it
I mean he fits it pretty well

>>713015873
banandium instead of bananium is triggering me so much

>>713014791
I truly think she is incredibly hot, but I'm a foot fag and I like freckles, so I'm being catered to.
Only thing I kinda dislike is her english voice, but she will have a french dub and those are usually much better than va in nintendo games, so it's a non-issue

Why do chuds want to have sex with children?

>>713016676
Everyone on this site are absolute degenerate motherfuckers despite calling everything/everyone else degenerate(majority being leftist and trannies). They pretend to be staunch religious people or just "normal" people while beating off to depictions of children in sexual-situations, "women" with penises, and more. It's amazing how literally everything every person here says about others is pure projection, and cope.

>>713009681
it's loline

>>713017171
Is there a JP dub?

>>713012648
I implore you to protrude the nose and upper lip, while receding the lower lip and chin.

>>713017219
updooted!

>>713016441
I look more like a crack addict desu

>>713009236
Warupeach instead

>>713014791
>she seems designed to not actually be appealing to pedophiles
>tomboy
>freckles
>feet out
Ok man… whatever you say

>>713017594
Reposting your old posts to show you can admit that you were completely wrong shows a lot of humility and class, good job anon.

>>713017338
Yeah
She's cute
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D9JooJafeI

>all the elders are giants sitting on thrones
Guess who else was giant sitting on a throne

>>713012648
She looks like a downie.

>>712992565 (OP)
so is this game this generation's Yoshi's Island?

>>712993850
>Hoping that this is an Odyssey situation where amiibo are early unlocks and this can still be earned in-game.
They confirmed that but why were you worried in the first place? They haven't done that in years.

>>713018828
Most of the enemies seem to be built on top of golden reptile bones, seemingly resurrected by Void co.
I could very well see them resurrect an evil reptilian elder who was sealed away at the core for the final boss

quick question, why is it now the past decade Pauline has been gaining a resurgence of appearances since the 80s? Will Roselina get her own game with a Mario character?

>>713019808
Mario oddessy is the reason why

>>713017882

Only one faggot yid reply? JIDF must have you rats working overtime on /pol/

>>713019808
how old are you? 16?

>>713019808
They probaly wanted more female characters in their roster, so they dug her out.
Now I just want them to stay on that route and give us Wapeach.

>>713019808
Nintendo has a habit of cycling through female characters. First it was Rosalina, then Toadette for a time, and now Pauline.
None of them are really sticking the way the old cast has though so they're trying something new with kid Pauline.
I'm sure Wapeach would've been a great success but that ship has sailed

>>713014791
I don't find her hot I find her cute. Like I get the argument that women start developing as early as like 15 or whatever but she looks way younger than that, so you'd have to be pretty porn addicted to find her hot. Tbh I'm worried she'll end up being some female empowerment bullshit more than porn addicted freaks because those apply to just about everything.

>>713019901
>only one person even cared enough to mock me
>decisive BRICS victory
Oh, whoops, guess that's BRCS now :^)

https://www.nintendo.com/jp/games/switch2/aaaca/index.html

jp bananza site

if apes have small penises for their size
and pauline is smaller..

bros

>>713010169
Of course. The success of Splatoon showed them who their fans really are.

>>713019808
Every 3D Mario game has had a “waifu”. Peach for 64 and Sunshine, Rosalina for Galaxy 1&2, and they decided to bring back Pauline for Odyssey

>>713020439
I guess Daisy is the odd one out since Miyamoto hates her? And what about Wario?

>>713019808
>the past decade
Pauline has always made sporadic appearances especially in the Mario vs Donkey Kong series so it's not like they didn't use her, they just slap her in when they want someone different

>>713020626
i'm already surprised mk world had wario ware and mario land 1 and 2 music themes

>>713020698
before odyssey I knew she was the girl who gets kidnapped in the OG donkey kong but I never knew that they used her a few times before making her a mainstay in odyssey. Kinda crazy that she doesn't look THAT much different since 06

>>712992565 (OP)
Oppai Loline WIP, give me motivation bros bc I can't draw the torso for shit and will draw her sitting on a DK barrel

what are the chances of Pauline getting in smash bros now

>>713020626
I think Daisy is next. But no she wasn’t used with the old guard because she was just supposed to be NotPeach. The Mario Land devs weren’t allowed to mess with Shiggy’s canon.

>>713019808
>Will Roselina get her own game with a Mario character?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>713021041
You can do it, bro! I am sexually aroused by your work-thus-far, and will be more so by the finished product!

>>712996651
It's okay. He's gone now.

>>713021041
Why does she have nipple lips?

>>713020937
Girl costumes never get as quirky as boy costumes.

>>713021334
nipple_bikini tag :^)

>>712997067
Considering make-up is meant to simulate female arousal, not at all surprising

>>712992565 (OP)
someone has the link to the thread of the direct?

>>712995372
You get a (you) for your wit.

>>713021041
If you finish it, I'll cum and post my dick.

>>713020439
They brought Pauline back even before that. She was in Mario vs Donkey Kong. Nintendo never forgot about her, they just couldn't justify using her.

>>713021041
those are quite big

>>713019808
No because people actually like Pauline in a genuine sense and not just to mindlessly coom.

>>713020626
Wario has Syrup and Ashley

>>713013714
See that little "x" in the right-hand corner of your browser?
Click it. It's a super secret special filter for people like you

>>713021358
Huh? Did you mean to say that the other way around?

>>713014426
I'm amazed a certain lolcow fell for it THIS YEAR

Seriously? The return of the original Wario Stadium, Dash Food/costumes, the inevitable Super smash bros title, and the obvious fact that you have to buy every single new Nintendo system if you don't want to be a masochist wasn't enough for you to buy a Switch 2, but a character that makes the three Mario princesses look like they're not even trying being turned into a loli is? What happened to this species?

>>713016758
I love the raw autism of this post. shine on you crazy diamond

>>713018828
There's absolutely no way K. Rool isn't in this game they gotta be keeping him a secret.

>>713022060
No anon, I mean outside Pokemon

>>713022609
You've only played pokemon, haven't you.

>>713022779
Whatever lets you sleep at night, man.

>>713017380
Oh that's much better

>>712992565 (OP)
uuuuuuooooooohhhhhh

Everyone in this thread should be in jail

>>713020937
Wagie Pauline is great

>>713023586
id number 2 in her player 2

>13
This is total bullshit to appease to ratings board, right?

>>713023847
She's just chubby. Also it's cooler to make her tiny to make DK look huge.

>>713023847
nintendo of america just automatically adds 3 to all stated ages

>>713023847
Ratings board for what? Even if she was 8 or 9, she's still a child.

>>713023847
she looks more like..8 or 9?

>>713021868
and Mona

>>712993281
Why is she wearing make up. What mate is she trying to attract?

>>713020626
I think they should make Wart Daisy’s monster

LOOLLLLL already seething

>>713023847
I don't understand. What do you think was changed that protects them from a ratings board?

>>713013714
reddit

YFW

>Disney copies Donkey Kong for Wreck-it Ralph

>Nintendo makes a Wreck-it Ralph game, and slaps Donkey Kong over it

Mental

>>713023847
probably to accommodate the voice actress who couldnt pull off a real kid voice

>>713024639
what if I play in japanese?

>>713020937
>80% of her costumes are barefoot
nintendo...

>>713024570
this character is prime 'self report' material. normal people think her design is fine
>>713024686
it wouldnt surprise me if that info snippet is English only

>>712992565 (OP)
I didn't even look at the direct

>>713016159
If KRool doesn't hijack this shit my disappointment is gonna be immeasurable.
>didn't you learn your lesson with Tropical Freeze
SHUT UP

>>713024837
i wonder how long k rool fans will keep it up

>"DK"
DK Jr.
>"Pauline"
Reverse anthro de-aged Candy Kong

And no one is talking about they symbolism of planetary time travel while moving coreward

I'm still on the King K Kopium train since we still have the Paon King K Rool laugh from the original reveal in the intro of Bananza. There is absolutely zero reason it should be there, but it is and I am still 150% on board with K. Rool being back.

>>712992565 (OP)
Won’t her feet smell really bad from being barefoot all the time

>>713019808
Pauline is based

>>713020937
Nintendochads, I kneel, sorry for making fun of TTK.

is krool was in the game you would cry rehash
happiness is not an option for you

>>713025038
Kinda Strikers-esque, cool artwork

>>713012648
Work on headshots more, this looks like megamind you could try to use chibi models

>>713023847
This is a similar case with Poppy. She's 9yo despite looking way younger then that.

>>713024570
>shoes
fucking gay

>>713024570
Did people forget that Nintendo characters are canonically fucking midgets? Especially in the modern era now that they are trying to emulate the 2D art more. Peach used to be tall as shit but now shes barely taller then Mario, only Pauline(adult) and Rosalina are tall, and they even they got shrunken down for the new Mario Kart

>>713024996
keeping your feet encased in coffins with no air flow is what makes them smell bad

>>712993495
Too bad Bananza will beat Pragmata to actually releasing and being playable to everyone come this July

They blatantly copied the saurians from Genshin impact. The flying transformation is one thing, but the one that lets your charge and run on water is pretty blatant.

>>713024996
They probably wouldn't smell at all because they aren't contained

>>713016758
Void Kong or Rool should also kidnap Pauline at one point and you need to climb up something or the giant bosses body to rescue her.

>>713025195
mario changed size all the time since the first game

>>713025038
>Regular Donkey kong always get's HIS Dong expanded.

>Bananza powered DK is the one expanding other peoples dongs... BY BEATING THEM INTO A FINE PASTE!

>>712996273
Our Society sucks, I mean you can like something just because you simply like it, nothing more to it

>>713013714
Everyone replying to you is admiting that this is in fact a pedophile thread.

>>713019808
>Will Roselina get her own game with a Mario character?
Her main game beyond Galaxy 1, is the 2nd Rabbids game of all things.

>>712997443
Or paint her toes, imagine that

>>712997421
COUNTERPOINT

>>712996273
Whenever furries start being ostracized too, I will care.

>>713025509
Cute

>>713020074
>>713020081
I will never understand Camelot's autism to want to add an evil counterpart to Peach, yet also dug up more obscure characters like DK Jr. and Baby Mario, yet somehow completely ignored the existence of Captain Syrup, the already established "bad princess" type character of the franchise with her own army of minions comparable to the Toads. They even fucking put Wario Land music in the games.

>>713025195
>are canonically fucking midgets
Wait, they're fucking midgets? When does that happen?

>>713025641
>Captain Syrup
looks like she's from a Shantae game, yuck

>>713025509
very cute.

>>713025501
is that the runemaster from eo4?

>>713024570
Aside from the gay shoes, this is much better.

>>713025663
Anytime that nigga Toad told Mario the princess in another castle she was actually there fucking his buddies

>>713025641
Wapeach/Priich was just an unused idea, it never got anywhere, hence why fanartists ended up doing whatever they wanted with her (specially artists like Nico-Neko). in a way, its kinda the same deal as with bowsette.

as to WHY they never wanted to use Capt. syrup? maybe since Shake It (the very last Wario game that used her) ended up selling badly, nintendo considered her as radioactive material?

>>713024993
>I'm still on the King K Kopium train since we still have the Paon King K Rool laugh from the original reveal in the intro of Bananza
Wait, what?

>>713025509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pliKnrjAPsI

>>713025038
As much as I prefer Rare DK, I hope next Smash uses this pairing.

>>713025663
Since fucking forever? And theyve been getting smaller as the generations have moved on. Like just look at Mario against Donkey Kong in the versus remake. If Mario can barely meet eye level with DK as a full grown man of course kid Pauline would be half her size even if shes a teen.

>all this vanilla stuff
*yawn*
Call me when they have this version.

>>713025501
yes, lolicons have money and are desperate for anything that acknowledges them. Maybe if game devs didn't ignore such a large audience they wouldn't act this way.

>>713025749
Disappointed the new game from the EO artist looks shit but the character designs are still great.

>>713025448
this better be an outfit for Pauline

>>712998539
Panel De Pon/Tetris Attack deserved better

>>713025950
at most Sakurai is gonna use the model, and the final smash will transform him into bananza form to do the pummel thing. but theres no way Loline is riding on him, much less adding her to the moveset.

does this mean we played as the bad guy in mario bros?

>>713025501
but no DLCs is also a good thing

>>713026146
great job detective

>>713025501
is that rebecca miyamoto?

>>713025689
She looks like Pauline in a pirate costume.

>>713026213
No, Cranky was the Pauline kidnapper in the 80s.

>>713025184
because this ain't timmy turner

>>713021041
Hopefully this guy didn't get banned (he was) so hopefully he posts the final thing on the booru or something (he won't)

>>713026023
futa is vanilla

>>713006986
>>713009054
>*HITS PIPE*

>kremlings confirmed
BASED. the poster has a good track record, he's interviewed tons of people from Retro and other studios

>>713025872
Im talking about Mario Tennis on the N64, which I think was when they first debated on making a bad-Peach character. That was still in the era of Wario Land being alive. It's just weird they would dig up a dead character like DK. Jr and actively take some elements from recent Wario Land games, but ignore the fact that it offered the singular main bad-girl character in the franchise as someone they could use as a rival character for Peach(hell, its even implied they are something like rivals without ever interacting considering the fact she steals a golden statue of Peach) and instead think they had to make up a character like Waluigi. Hell, I would be willing to bet money the Mario Land 3 devs specifically designed her to be the evil counterpart to Peach. (Peach/Syrup, Princess/Captain, Toads/Pirates, damsel you save/bitch you fight)

>>713024570
He just remade it to his armpit fetish lmao

Isn’t this board all pushing 40? Why do you care about donkey kong

>>713025597
Pedophiles are worse than furries.

>>713024570
she actually looks 13 here

>>713026818
Let me know how animals can consent.

>>713026541
My daughter will never marry!

>>713026864
She will get BLACKED cuck lmao

>>713026818
Cant continue the human race by fucking a deer.

>>713016676
Only if the pedophilia in question specifically caters to the tastes of heterosexual men. If not, then it's likely extremely woke shit that appeals to faggot-ass boy lovers.

>>713019808
Pauline has always been there in the background just maturing like fine wine and it is finally time to pop the cork on bottle

>>713026805
I'm not even 35 yet. The fuck are you on, anon? Most posters here are like 17 yrs old.

>>713026818
>eating vomit is worse than eating shit
Never open your mouth again.

>>713026805
>revival of a franchise that we all enjoyed as kids
Gee, i wonder

>>713014971
Her lips are too powerful.

>>713026805
I’m not ending up like my father-in-law and playing rainbow six slop all day every day

>>713025210
Nothing from Genshit is original. Quite literally every aspect of it's design both aesthetic and technical can be traced back to something else.

I'm not speaking on the quality of the game, but this is a fact. It did not break ground, innovate, or revolutionize ANYTHING.

>>712993583
>>712994729
Of course this glowie has been reduced to shitting up first party game threads now lol.

>>713027352
what if you modded the characters to all be little girls?

>>713026805
This board is full of zoomers anon

>>713025878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMoLZ7KsDlA
Skip to about the 18:00 minute mark and give it a listen.

>>712992565 (OP)
total lolifag death

>>713026946
Oh say can you see

>>713027682
KROOLBROS THIS IS IT

>>713026805
So normally by that age, people who want movie video games actually watch good movies instead and then video games are just low effort fun. Glad I could help!

>>713026805
I like apes

>>712992565 (OP)
Fuuuuck she is so built for

>>713014971
That just shows you how dedicated people are to Pauline. Based Paulinelovers aren't jumping the gun with quick shots.

>Who is Donkey Kong's sidekick?

Everyone before today: "Diddy Kong!"

Nintendo just now: "Loli Pauline"

*fanbase implodes*

>>713027682
Interesting shit if true, but this guy is a retard thinking Diddy's pistols and jetpack originated from Smash.

>>713028129
Diddy got canceled

>>713027893
>he thinks this is an american only thing
Fucking lmao

>>713027871
You mean life?

>>712993281
>bonanza transformation
yeah, in my pants

KONGED

Isn't this technically Pragmata themed?

>>713021471
pog

>>713025641
Because if she was rejected for the N64, why bring back for the GC?

>>713026863
>>713026971
Furries are just faggots with porn addiction. pedophiles rape children. A zoophile rapes animals. If I made the comparison to zoos that's another story. But raping children is still worse than raping animals too actually if you put a gun to my head.

>>713028569
I need to see Diddy fuck her

aw hell nah they needa call this game diddy kong bananza fr :skull:

>>712993281
>Loli Pauline Diva Dress
>Removes her freckles
So her adult version just hides them with make up or what?

So wait, DK went Hero > Villain > Hero? Why did he have a brief stint as an asshole?

>>713028637
Donkey Kong is the antagonist of the first Mario game. Then in the 2nd Mario game (Donkey Kong Junior), DK's son became the hero. Then years later, they made new games on the SNES where DK was the hero.

>>713028637
he's too dumb to make moral decisions, he acts on impulse. When he wants something he goes after it, whether that's heroic or villainous is the interpretation of the outside observer

>>713028637
Cranky Kong was the villain

>>713016346
nta but fuck off /ic/faggot, no one likes your kind

Shweet pls draw her kthx

>>713028841
Retcon'd

>>713015786
SOVL. Nintendo's still got it

>>713028907
It wasn't. In the Treehouse footage, Cranky referenced fighting Mario.

>>713028637
Maybe the ending of this game will reveal that the events of DK Arcade were a misunderstanding. Maybe Adult Pauline doesn't remember DK and he was just trying to save her from something.

"Cranky is Original DK" can still be intact unless they show Diddy in this game. In fact it would be a good explanation for why "New DK" looks so distinct.

>>713029064
THEN WHO FUCK DID CRQANKY KIDNAP?

>>713029361
lady

>>713028165
True, but I'm gonna give him the benefit of a doubt it was just a flub on his info since he might just have misremembered where the jetpack and popguns come from.

>>713029361
Suzanne.

>>713029361
Pauline. Something de-aged her in this game

>>713029456
I can't believe that a single faggot spammed that loli Pauline was called Suzanne when she was really just Pauline.

>>713029064
>at least three gens of DK have fought Mario
>"they all look-a the same to me"

How do we know this isn't a Pauline Jr.?

>>713029853
Racist ass guido.

>>713029915
>implying my wife isn’t pure

>>713030015
>implying she can't be cloned

>>713029915
We won't until we buy the game and play it.
I'm hoping she is though.

>>713028637
He just REALLY wanted those toys dude

>>713029915
Because then she would say that

How do we know this isn't Pauline Mario III?