imagine you went to heaven and this is what god looked like

i'd probably kill myself

>>713000669 (OP)
I look like that, does that make me god

>>713000669 (OP)
I would let him cum in my pussy

>>713001118
YWNBAW

WORSHIP MY CHIN

>>713000669 (OP)
"Well, at least I didn't end up in Jewish heaven"

>>713000669 (OP)
Pedo thread.

Is it possible to have sex with god?

Yeah makes sense. Femboy bussy = heaven

God, why are you looking at me like that...

>>713000669 (OP)
boy feet

>>713001830
Bot post

White people thread.

>>713000669 (OP)
And the problem with that is? You make it sound like a bad thing.

>>713002007
Because God loves (you)

>>713002280
I love white people so much

now this is a god I can get behind!

>>713002361
but Religion doesn't!

where the hell did I keep that meme picture anyway...

>>713000669 (OP)
I USE THE POWER OF METATRON TO WILL OUR OWN ANNIHILATION

>>713000669 (OP)
He looks so great.

>>713002361
i-in what way...

>>713000669 (OP)
Do I have to share God with other believers? I would rather have my own femboi angel to keep me cumpany for eternity than have used gods.

>>713002820
In a way that makes you feel warm and that everything is going to be alright

>>713002820
Nice skirt. I love short skirts.

Why would God wear clothes that are too small to fit his meat in?

>>713003108
Could all powerful God make a skirt he can't fit into

>>713002232

>>713000669 (OP)

Kissing boys... Holding hands with boys...

>>713002335
that's some good AI

>>713000669 (OP)
Trannies go to tranny heaven

>>713001643
It appears I have been summoned..
https://files.catbox.moe/h132u7.png

All you guys fantasize about fucking traps until you stick your dick in their asshole and smell that stink...

>>713004687
I wanna smooch while our bulges touch. No homo

>>713004765
That's not going to happen if they're sticking their dick in me

>>713004765
2D boys don't poop

>>713004765
>straightoids once again admitting they have poor hygiene

>>713000669 (OP)
I miss this artist, his art is great shame he went full retard when he found out someone did the grave crime of posting his art on xitter

>>713004765
I like the aroma of a well cleaned anus, it's intoxicating and erotic.

>>713000669 (OP)
>Hasn't been relevant or done anything of note in FIVE YEARS
Venti bros...

>>713004687
>>713004856
kys

I do not care about trap buttholes

>>713005158
Something big is coming for Venti. Trust the plan

>>713003267
>giant traps
Perfect

>>713004765
Rectums don’t smell like poop of the bottom properly cleaned out. If the poop smell starts, that means there’s fecal matter in the lower intestine. I pull out get dressed leave and politely don’t ever talk to that bottom again. It’s hard to dissociate someone from the smell of their feces.

>>713005194
are you sure, anon?

>>713005384
I strictly want them to fuck me

>>713005472
But even if you're being fucked it's nice to have something juicy to grab!

>>713004980
Wiping your asshole makes you a gay bottom by default. That's gay culture 101

>>713004856
That would be very gay.
https://files.catbox.moe/y61p7n.jpg

ugly anon is here

>>713006661
tranny

Every single time. These threads have been unusable for so long

>>713006389
kys

>>713006881
Theyre perfectly usable, you just elect not to.

>>713006661
He isn't very ugly. I think he is quite nice.
>>713006881
Just hide his posts. The anti femboy niggers are a lot worse (though I can still hide all their posts).

>>713007247
kys

>>713007247
(you) are ugly

>>713007323
I know but I don't care.
Intelligence, wisdom, strength and stamina matter a lot more than beauty in the real world.

>>713006389
that bulge is really pathetic, holy shit

>>713007662
Yeah I'm not very big when soft lol

>>713007662
>>713007891
kys

>>713000669 (OP)
FUARK!

>>713004687
>>713006389
not to be mean or anything, but what kind of a dress(?) is that anon? it looks tatered, regardless its cool to see atleast one cute femboy in this piece of shit board filled with ugly trans sexuals

>>713007891
Someone would just have to help then!

>>713008942
kys

>>713008942
Just a 9S bunny suit I'm making, its almost done, I just need to make the blindfold and the bunny ears soon and then make some finishing touches

>>713009028
>>713009041
kys

>>713009041
>Self made
Nice! Keep up the good work!

>>713009041
OH SHIT! wait i just noticed, you're the anon from /cgl/ threads right? im absolutely looking forward to see the finished product

>>713009232
>>713009249
kys

>>713009249
Its certainly gonna be a riot, I'm planning on making dozens of teasy outfits and flying to various conventions to cosplay with them

Tailoring is genuinely a lot of fun. Its certainly pretty difficult but I've been spending a lot of time this month learning more about it

>>713009370
kys

and another thread about herself...

>>713003267
>squishes and steps on all your waifus in a sexy way then picks you up and starts talking about your future love life together and there is nothing you can do to stop it

I think this is a side effect of being railroaded in videogames, it's happened so much and I hate when a game forces you down an obvious path but I've somehow sexualized it

>>713009041
didnt know you still posted here, keep up the nice work

>>713009573
kys

>>713004765
that bitch should have the common decency of at least doing a showerhead enema, no lube

>>713009829
No lube sounds really hot in fantasy but doesn't work irl.
It's always important to inform yourself troughly and stay safe when performing... activities.

>>713007270
>kiss your son
what anon meant by this?

>>713010013
I thought a FAGGOT would get the reference

>>713002869
>I would rather have my own femboi angel to keep me cumpany for eternity than have used gods
Same, but I want a shota angel instead.

>>713004765
>Butthole (male)
:X
>Butthole (female)
:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>713004687
your clothes don't fit and you need a haircut young man

>>713000669 (OP)
genshin males owe me sex

>>713010285
Same

>>713000669 (OP)
How big is his dick

>>713004765
if your "trap" doesnt do bottom prep before anal sex you're probably getting some kind of disease fucking a lazy faggot

>>713004765
Because A: I fantasize about fucking women in the ass too, so how is an unnaturally beautiful boy going to be much different? I fantasize about all sorts of things like licking women's armpits and eating them out on their period.
B: just because I fantasize about these things doesn't mean I have to actually do them. What's the point? 0.001% of teenage boys are as beautiful as Venti. Why even involve real world disgustness when I can just fap to fake perfection?

>>713010368
You're not my Dad you can't tell me what to do

>>713010416
Damn... why did Nintendo have to give me a shota with spats fetish when it's so rare to find art of it.

>>713011025
Sounds like you should commission some art.

>>713012247
>"arts" of little kids

>>713012247
FFffffug
I should make this one next
Fuck the Vai outfit

>>713013093
I think the Gerudo outfit was better.
Widely exposed midriff, cute veil, nice belly dancer aestetic, nice sleeves and and lots of gorgeus jewelery. Even the weapon strap looked nice.

>>713013385
Fair, but it doesn't feel as lewd and teasy as the other outfit, and I'm a fan of the exposed legs, loincloth, and the adornments around the outfit.
Feels a lot more eye-catching and the aesthetics a little more cohesive in my opinion

>>713013537
Personally, I am just a sucker for nice jewelery, exposed midriff and the whole exotic belly dancer aesthetic, but I do have to admit that the loincloth looks much, much better than the belly dancer pants.

>>713000669 (OP)
GIWTWM

Why is God so cruel as to not make me look like this?

>>713013093
>>713013537
kys

>that one guy general #3858: cosplay edition

>>713013974
Presumed Creator of reality is not your personal servant to sate your transient lusts that aren't even yours to begin with, sinner.

>>713004687
Oh no, I clicked on it accidentally

>>713004765
We're not in the 14th century anymore. People can have good hygiene and be clean all around and that includes their holes.

>>713004687
>>713006389
>have this body type but look rougher or more "mature" in the face department
being eastern european is a curse but my gf keeps telling me im pretty for some reason

>>713004765
boys are unironically more likely to have clean asses than girls are

>>713015197
There is nothing wrong with having a rugged rougher look with an androgynous frame anon, enjoy the aesthetic in whatever way you want
Guys should have more varying aesthetics they can subscribe to having, it should be normalized to enjoy different aesthetics as a guy instead of following the same trend for the past few centuries

>>713015385
But I wanted to have a femboy face like 99% of every western white guy my age...

>>713014567
That Creator gave me transient lusts, so he is an evil God for not fulfilling them

>>713015197
>>713015385
>>713015470
kys

>>713012247
That's a nice outfit. The pelvic curtain is like a teasing piece of cloth that sometimes rewards the onlookers. But not too often to take the fun away

>>713004765
In my case, as soon as I see them naked...

>>713015514
No. Deities don't necessarily exist to fulfill any roles while most appear to be typically transactional in relationships.
Your lusts are a sort of degradation spurred by something else, in which you fell.
You weren't given anything.

>>713015385
Based af

>>>/lgbt/

>>713015385
It's a poor idea to normalize such things, people will only burn out faster. There are no "guys" too to use as such a broad category.

>>713015890
I like it the most when there is a really short skirt and lots of upskirts like when bending over, when the wind is flaring up the skirt or even just when sitting but he is super embarrassed about it and keeps trying to tug it down and stuff.
I also like when the skirt is short enough to show the beautiful thighs and when the panty straps are showing above the skirt.

>>713016570
>dude come to the less gay board

>>713016869
You have a very good and refined taste. May good things come to your way

>>713017136
>>>/fit/
there, fixed

I had sex a few days ago :3 and we played video games afterwards :3

>>713016413
The Creator set up that system, therefore he wanted us to be unfulfilled. Therefore, he is evil.

>>713017342
I really forgot about garter belts. They look so nice too.

>femboy thread
>3dpd blogging
>bara thread
>no blogging
you fuckers

>>713018129
Still no. Your current likes are just a mutation born from pleasure. Depending on how far you went in pursuing it you either sinned lightly, or became a shadow of yourself, that have deviated too much from original meaning. Things were okay once, and are still okay for many.
Pleasure is not Good, it's just pleasure, and you exist in reality with many other people that have their own will.

Anyone else have good boys in cute outfits

>>713019115
I have a lot burt I am shy about posting them because I fear that I keep posting the same ones and it annoys people.
I am more of a silent lurker in these kind of threads.

>>713004765
just look at how this post weeded out all of the insecure faggots who like fucking lower inestines full of shit lmao

>>713000669 (OP)
What nortubel character is this?

God loves you anon reading this post.
Do not fall for the satanic femboy allures.
You like and will always love women.
This post is approved by Christ Chan.

>>713004687
Do a fapping video, I need new material

>>713021740
Maybe in like a week or two once my room's all finally set up and I've got the privacy to do so
Gotta sand down the walls and replace the carpet and all this other shit, but at least I'll be able to make infinite stuff whenever

>>713021852
Do you do all the work while wearing one of your self made outfits?

>>713021740
>>713021852
>>713021910
kys

>>713021003
I have sex with women and relationships with men.

>>713021970
well i got news for you, that means you're GAY WHAT ELSE WOULD BE WRITTEN HERE RETARD
:3

>>713021970
I got news for ya.
That means you're GAY.

>>713021910
I suppose I could but I don't see why I should
Besides I need to actually make more lewd outfits to begin with, I'm still working on this one

>>713001643
okay Bruce Campbell

>>713021970
Based. Femboys are for cuddles and having a good time with.
But girls are better for sex. Femboys do not have a vagina.

>>713022118
kys

>>713022118
>but I don't see why I should
Passive moral boost.

>>713022264
kys

>>713022264
Very valid point.
I dunno, I'm just glad I'll have fun teasy shit to wear at conventions now, I was tired of only seeing girls pulling it off when guys just as easily can

idk anons... the femboys and trannies on HRT are very elluring.
But eternal damnation from God himself is pretty hefty price to fuck some asshole.
You basically have two choices.
You indulge and consume sweet femboys and trannies until you die in this doomed world that god has left us in.
Or you side with God and realize he has a divine plan and you want to be apart of it.
Its a very big dilemma!

>>713022356
kys

Daily transgender women of color meet-up thread

The truth is, my church had this really pretty statue of the virgin mary and she was my first crush.
My parents thought I was such good boy for being a religious kid and going to church all the time, but really I just wanted to stare at her pretty face and look at her big boobies and her delicious feet (she was sculpted da vinci style where her robes really hugged her body).
I remember getting the prayer booklet with pictures of it and just imagined cucking Joseph and never causing Jesus to be born because I wanted to take her for myself.
I even became an altar boy and volunteered to clean up so I can "wipe her down". Haha I'm probably the only guy to bust his first nut to the virgin mary and shoot my load at her suspicously detailed feet.

>>713014223
>>713006881
Blame the tranny jannies who refuse to ban him for whatever fucking reason.

Where do the reports go to

>>713002335
I don't care if it's AI, Sondu's gens make me fucking DIAMONDS

>>713023137
That's how these threads have ALWAYS been, for years. That's what these threads are.
What the fuck do you guys mean "ruining the threads"? It's been this shit in trap threads for over a literal decade.

>>713023016
now this is the type of posts i'd expect to see on this board

>>713023445
i just looked up Sondu on r34 and damn, pretty good. i been missing out.

>>713023918
Nice midriff.

>>713023825
No it hasn't. Back when BOTW came out we had totally normal fucking threads.

how can AI acheive this natty so well?

>>713000669 (OP)
Does it matter what god looks like if you've made it to heaven? Assuming heaven is a place you'd want to be in.

>>713024576
You can't. That's the bone and fat structure of a female, which you'll never have.

These threads are always really fun.
See you next thread. Bye!

>>713024946
That's a nice Big Hat.

>>713019115
Asuka Tenjouin is just a genderbent Seto Kaiba, and vice-versa

gay pedo jannies

Fuck archons. Impregnate archons. Roundhouse dick an archon womb. Slam dunk my cock into an archon uterus. Baptize archons' children with a crucifix.

>>713026827
>female
DISGUSTING.

>>713021852
Make sure to shave your pubs too.

>>713021938
Do it yourself coward.

>>713004765
Lel. Based Princess CHADeach.

>>713008536
Bejita...

>>713023825
Lot of jealous faggots ITT

>>713022392
Only for those easily influenced by jewish literature charged with kabbalistic magic

>>713000669 (OP)
I WISH I LOOKED LIKE THIS I WISH I LOOKED LIKE THIS I WISH I LOOKED LIKE THIS

>>713000669 (OP)
I'd finally understand why he made me the way I am.

tranny thread, all Whites ignore

>>713031370
The tranny thread is two pages down, shartycuck, this is the thread for faggots into men, not mentally ill men wanting to be women trying to get women forced into fucking them.

>>713023137
>>713014223
>>713006881
because he probably IS a janny and makes these fucking threads to shill his shit, use your head

>>713000669 (OP)
Angels are confirmed to be fuckable femboys in the Sodom and Gomorrah story.
Riddle me this christians, would God would be inferior to angels in any way?
>b-but muh biblically accurate angels
That part comes from a drug addict in Revelation. Nobody wants to fuck a wheel covered in eyeballs.

>>713031568
Schizophrenia

>>713021003
Oh, if I stop fapping to traps a pretty virgin girl will fall in love with me?

>>713031516
you're all the same to me faggot

>>713031656
Crim is a male futanari but he calls himself a femboy because otherwise the guys would want to fuck him.

>>713000669 (OP)
What if I told you he is even more beautiful.

>>713000669 (OP)
Could be worse, at least he isn't a fat black amputee woman

>>713032462
but he got fucked anyway

>>713032738
Yeah but by a sexy Hyena dickgirl, not by Zel or Stunk.

>>713032462
>Crim is a male futanari
>male futanari

>>713032806
Yes. Futanari is overwhelmingly drawn as with a female body but all it implies is that the being have a dick and pussy.
You can have male futanari but they are exceedingly rare. In Crim's case he's more or less a trap anyway so he's borderline just a chick which is why I can still be turned on by him being a male futanari.

>>713012519
>DID SOMEBODY SAY "LITTLE BOYS"?!!??!!?
>>713031270
free my homie Viper the Rapper, he did nothing wrong

>>713031656
>That part comes from a drug addict in Revelation. Nobody wants to fuck a wheel covered in eyeballs.
And even then only a few angels supposedly looked like that. It's just redditors trying to pull an ACKSHUALLY who kept forcing that all angels had that design.

>>713032462
>because otherwise the guys would want to fuck him.
What a bunch of retards!

>>713033163
>Carter was arrested on January 4, 2024 and charged with aggravated kidnapping for keeping a woman captive in his garage for several years On February 29, 2024, he was charged with kidnapping and sexually assaulting a second woman in 2021. On October 22-23, 2024, he and his ex-wife were additionally charged with over 50 counts of fraud and tampering with government records.
Damn
He is a real nigga

>>713001014
I don't believe you

>>713032327
youre all the same to me kike

>>713000669 (OP)
Pedo thread.

>>713031656
>Nobody wants to fuck a wheel covered in eyeballs.
Have you seen that people create to have sex with, or make in art to want to have sex with? Fiery wheels covered with eyes are tame compared to those.

>>713012247
>>713013385
both of these were official outfits. even now, that's still crazy to think about.

>>713034068
No one has been able to tell me who the straight guy who created the first gay guy was.

>>713032972
A male body is a shemale you lobcock

>>713000764
Fpbp

>>713032619
you lie, not possible