>What do you have coming next?
I got video games in production. Obviously more Devil May Cry. I'm being approached with different IPs and companies that want to work with me. I bought the rights to Duke Nukem. Not the gaming rights, but I bought it from Gearbox.
>What's your vision for Duke Nukem?
It's a middle finger to everybody. When Duke Nukem blew up, a bunch of people sat around trying to turn it into a brand, when it's just a middle finger. Duke Nukem can't be made by a corporation, because the moment a corporation makes Duke Nukem, it's no longer Duke Nukem. I don't intend on having anyone tell me what to do on this one.
https://www.esquire.com/entertainment/tv/a64929637/adi-shankar-castlevania-devil-may-cry-interview/

literally fucking who

>>713150107 (OP)
>the same dude that ruined DMC anime now owns it

>>713150162
The visionary

Who are we getting to voice Duke, and it can't be Jon St. John.

>>713150265
honestly he's starting to grow on me

>>713150690
Gianni

>Bombshell is the female sidekick tag-along that is 'better' than Duke and regularly butts heads with him, like Lady & Sypha before
>Duke is disallowed for appreciating female forms or making sexual jokes involving them because it's Netflix
>They fuck up Grabbag somehow

>>713150265
legit hope this fucking pajeet stops breathing or something. all he does is ruin media

Now say thank you.

>>713150690
If it's animated it HAS to be Jon St John, auto skip if it isn't.

Also, he started making the dmc cartoon before dmc5 was released, so how long will this take to come out? Hopefully not forever.

>>713150107 (OP)
>Adi Shankar has purchased the rights to the Duke Nukem franchise
Bullshit.
Randy isn't letting go of it out of spite.

Duke has been a joke for the past 20 years, so his rep can't get much lower. Show is still going to suck though.

>>713151176
They didn't get Reuben to voice Dante, so Jon can't voice Duke.

>>713151220
Article states he paid for non-gaming related licensing of Dook. Randy still holding the game side with a death grip.

>>713150265
lmao. Why does he always act like he's from the early 2000s?

>>713150107 (OP)
I honestly think this is good. Negative press is still good attention. It might pave way to new games. He singlehandedly revived interest in castlevania with his shitty show and I hope he does the same with Duke nukem.

>>713150107 (OP)
Gianni Matragrano as Duke? LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO!

>>713150107 (OP)
I don't really care. This isn't even a sidegrade after that piss poor cashgrab lamebox let out recently

>>713151176
Duke nukem used to be an anime character
https://youtu.be/_x2LwyL9q_4

>>713151253
ProZD then

>>713151104
>all he does is ruin media
His shitty shows exist in a vacuum. You don't have to watch them, or even acknowledge that they exist, because the owners of the properties he licensed don't consider his shows canon.

>>713150265
>rage inducing image

>>713151897
hey you don't have to look at this shit in the room, it's not canon

Eh, he can't ruin Duke Nukem as much as Randy Pitchford, right?

>>713150107 (OP)
Aw shit man, two weeks ago I was raging on why the fuck Gearbox, that shitty woke company got Duke Nukem and NOW THIS GUY? RIP Duke

This is somehow worse than Randy Pitchford owning it

>>713152037
There's one problem. This Jeet's Netflix shows actually get watched. It might prompt Gearbox to make a new game.

>>713151519
this desu

IM GOOK NUKEM
AND IM COMING TO GET THE REST OF YOU ASIAN BASTARDS

>>713150107 (OP)
Will he reference the Ventrilo Harassment video in the show?

>>713152208
DNF already did that.

>>713150107 (OP)
They should get that fat ass gianni to voice him and make Duke nukem say trans rights

>If you like Duke Nukem

>>713151157
so cringey and embarrassing
why are jeets so boastful?

>>713150107 (OP)
>pajeet raping Capcom, Konami and now Duke Nukem IPs
Humiliation ritual.

I'm glad China is winning.

>>713152524
Apologize

>>713152575
china is humanity's only hope now

>>713152629
There's a reason China is placing sleeper agents and police in every country worth a fuck.

>>713150107 (OP)
I like to chew ass and kick gum.

>>713152623
what was the question he was responding to again?

>>713150107 (OP)
With any luck, it'll fall into development hell like everything else Duke related. Also, Duke 3D turns 30 next year.

>>713151897
>don't pay attention to the decay because...just because!
fuck you, death to india.

>Adi Shankar
Sounds like a bloody benchod Ramesh

>>713152629
Fr fr

>>713150107 (OP)
the last exterminator is the only new duke nukem I need

too bad its never coming out

>>713152857
I don't even know what Gearbox would do to celebrate Duke's 30th. I wouldn't be against a DLC episode for World Tour, just to give Levelord & AHB3 something to do. Assuming he isn't dead due to Russia vs. Ukraine.

>>713152623
all AIs sound exactly like this now. I think Elon connecting the ghettoes of india via starlink is the primary thing preventing skynet from occurring by sloppifying the source material

>>713151104
Imagine wishing death on someone over video game shit. Peak psychopathy.

>>713150107 (OP)
>adi shankar
this pajeet is the reverse midas. everything he touched, it turns to shit

>Show opens with Green Day's Holiday to Duke shooting cops who transformed into pigs, and making jokes as the thin blue line's expense

>>713150234
I don't think they were going to do anything with Duke anyway after Forever was a complete flop
he cant really do much with a dead IP

>>713151157
>>713152524
He said it because Capcom said it because of the Netflix show

>>713153275
Dredd 2012 was kino though and the power rangers youtube video.

I heard if you don't like Duke Nukem then you like men.

>>713152978
A new episode would be great. I'd also be down for a complete Duke collection. All the main games plus Time to Kill, Land of the Babes and Zero Hour. All with proper modern controller support. Also all the add ons and expansions for Duke 3D.

>>713153753
But if I like Duke nukem then I'm liking a man.

>>What's your vision for Duke Nukem?
>It's a middle finger to everybody.
Okay so is the implication here that he discovered time travel? How are people in the 90s going to be upset in the big 25?

Why do sois obsess over duke nukem anyways? It's like their thing they point to to prove how badass they are.
Duke is kind of a shit franchise, there's like 2 good games in the whole series with the last one being on the ps1.

>>713153972
>last one being on the ps1.
tha Manhattan project was pretty good.

>>713152524
Boasting and saving face are probably the most important tenants of their culture back home.

>>713152629
I'm ready to ally.

>>713153972
>there's like 2 good games in the whole series
2, 3D, Zero Hour, Manhattan Project, Advance?

The main problem was the trilogy of shit PS1 games, and Forever getting remade twice into something that was merely average by the time it came out.

JSJ confirming new Duke content at 3:20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqP8RbkV5i8

>>713150107 (OP)
>handing duke to this fuck
Man.
Is it even possible to go a week without yet another instance of ultimate cringe douchebaggery from Randy?

>>713151437
>>713151519
>>713152104
>>713152718
>>713153739
>>713153854
>>713154026
RIP

>>713154538
what is these janny purging?
AM I GONNA GET PURGED TOO?!?!?!

>aliens are a gaza allegory, duke fights for them to be understood
>"I am that duke."
>*Grabbag needle drop*

>>713154603
Likely banned for another reason in another thread so all his posts here got wiped too.

>>713150107 (OP)
Adi and Randy linked up to once again ruin some more beloved properties even further, imagine the grease.

As long as this poojeet stays away from eastern ips i dont really care what he does

By the way wasn't the voice actor of Duke aiming to buy the character? Why did Randy whore him out to Shanker just now then?

>>713153268
>wants more shit media
>accuses others of being a psycho
Textbook projection.

>>713154710
Given Randy's porn predlictions, I don't want to imagine anything of the sort.

>>713154405
I completely forgot Postal 4 hired JSJ to do one of the three voice options for the Dude.

Honestly "Woke Nukem" is easy to pull off without being jarring
Don't have Duke preach or play holier than thou but just have him always avoid "crossing the line"
For example, Duke loves women and will flirt but he'd NEVER rape one.
The only women he'll treat like hookers are the ones who are already hookers.
Think of it like that scene from Austin Powers

>>713154948
The issue is that they like to denigrate men who are manly so even something like that would be offensive because it's a power fantasy
But the real issue is that Shanker & Ransy 100% don't believe that Duke is an action hero amalgam that quotes the movies but is still a hero like in DN3D. They think he's a parody of that, who's an asshole, like in DNF. And Shanker probably thinks Duke is a parody of that because his exposure to Duke is probably through internet memes that just parody Forever Duke.
Basically: Duke being a womanizing but respectable hero? Good luck getting that, you're getting douchebag, but sonehow trans ally, meme nukem who fights for ayyliums who are a muslim allegory (they dindu nuffin)

>>713150107 (OP)
People really get uppity when in reality all they do is hold the rights of a looted and sacked kingdom.

>>713155156
I think people are just irritated that this dead franchise could have something interesting happening but then it's just "oh we gave it to some retard, enjoy"

IT'S FUCKING TIME TO FUCKING KICK BUBBLEGUM... AND FUCK

>>713155136
shalom

>>713152629
>>713154086
time to jump out of the helli commie scum

>>713156249
Helicopters are no longer being made here. Your dream is already over.

>>713153847
>I'd also be down for a complete Duke collection.
I remember the eDuke32 primary dev trying to do that for all-things-Duke3d in an official capacity, and then Gearbox obtained the rights to the game and fucked him over. Most I'd probably want old-game wise at this point is just a native port of Zero Hour so I can experience it above 15fps. The game was operating on a rather customized version of BUILD though to allow for 3d meshes, animating those elements, and the lighting engine.

The PS1 exclusives are pointless to me.

>>713150265
I still don't get who's this dumbass.
All I know is that this is worse than Randy holding the rights

>>713156650
He's a guy who writes fanfiction, and someone gets getting greenlit by Amazon to get a modest budget anime done out of it.

>>713152251
this but unironically

>>713152030
Wait and see.

>>713156249
>he said buying helicopters from China

>>713157017
If Duke had the choice between between saving a transwoman or a female from alien scum, he'd take the real deal.

>>713151220
He only owns the television rights

>>713150107 (OP)
I don't understand how can this even happen. How can some literal who streetshitter buy the rights to all these franchises and shit all over them without anyone batting an eye? This has to be some gay scheme, right?

>>713150690
Gianni.

>>713150846
He's pissing off everyone even if it looks like he's going through the motions, And I am all for it.

>>713153739
>Dredd 2012

That was Shankar too? Neat!

>>713157017
Are these dudes adults or like, 11 year olds? Because if those are adults this is just sad.

Who is this? Some indian nepo baby? I haave legit never heard of them but how do they have enough money to waste on this shit?

>>713157219
Dredd were Alex Garland's

>>713157227
Duke is 11 year old humor

>>713158023
So what?

>>713152629
>literal insect demons
>humanity's only hope
Lol no, you're just as bad as jeets

>>713158934
>t. gets raped in jail because a pajeet FBI director arrests him for being straight and dodging the draft for Iranian war
Lmao seethe and get nuked, westajeet

>>713152629
>chinksects
>humanity
ror, rmao even

>>713153016
I wonder, between pseudomeaningful jeet slop, and AI incest, which makes for worse training material?

>>713153501
>first episode is about Duke having to accept that he's a has-been dinosaur who needs to get with the times

Crust Bustem

How could you make a Duke Nukem series if the dudebro hypermasculine media it was supposed to parody are basically dead and buried?

>>713152524
Superpower by 2030 saar.

>>713151253
Reuben didnt want to himself, so Jon is not off the table yet.

>>713150107 (OP)
>Shankar
more like Dookie Shittem now

>>713160549
>Duke gets the Demolition Man treatment and is a man out of time

>>713150265
this guy was a producer on Dredd (2012) I think thats the only gold star on his reume.
he started the anti-Apu (simpsons) feelings as he couldnt stand the accent (I guess if Apu spoke western and looked like a screaming fag he would have been fine about it)

Owari da.

>>713160761
this.
there was talk of a DN movie recently, but that went nowhere.
perhaps they realised that Duke was just a parody/collection of tropes from old films that are very much done and dusted.

>>713160761

>”erm, duke, it’s actually very disrespectful to talk about women like-“
>Blow it out your ass

>>713160761
By making it a faggoty meta commentary about how Duke is a dated throwback who needs to reinvent himself.

>>713150107 (OP)
get off my vent
or i will have you....
bent

>>713151897
do you think your lack of standards and this apathetic attitude you have is why everything has become shit in the first place? have a good long think about that bub

>>713160549
Starting out with Duke having fallen out of fashion isn't a bad premise, and he absolutely has. The fun part about those doing them in a way that makes both the old and the new shine.
>first ep
>montage of Duke's fall from grace as his casinos and strip clubs go broke, his presidency lasted a single day due to accidentally an international incident, he makes a big social faux pas that goes global
>all of this while he has the same confident look on him
>no one cares about him anymore other than the twins (who are alive now, he saved them), and they're the only ones who see that there's actually a decent man under all that ego
>plot begins with Duke bumming around and discovering that a new type of alien has infiltrated earth, basically disguised lizard people who are trying to conquer humanity through social engineering
>cancel jokes incoming

I don't even like Duke any more but this still feels like a personal attack. What the fuck.

>>713150107 (OP)
This series only had one good game anyway

I guess Blazblue didn't work out for him.

>>713152524
They have literally nothing to be proud of normally

>>713161395
The apu thing was another guy

>>713152629
yeah, until they collapse for the 100th time
also nu-china is literally built on a mutual economy with the west, if we fall so they do

>>713152629
>>713152941
>>713154086
Anybody have a chinese version of the happy merchant meme?

>>713160761
Just play it straight. This shit is so easy, next question.

>>713162459
That would be hilarious XD

>>713157227
>Trans flag
>Paid for fursona
Anon this is a ""trans woman" with a custom commissioned furry avatar. Why the fuck do you think they are 11?

>>713162121
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpqp95lItho
pretty sure Adi made this first, around 2018

How many cocks did this guy suck to get access to all those IPs?

do people actually care for duke nukem

>>713163369
None, his parents are rich, he's a nepobaby

>>713150107 (OP)
Bad morning sars...

>>713157189
That's what happens when you let a nepobaby buy licenses with mommy and daddy's blood oil funded credit card.

>>713150107 (OP)
duke was already made bisexual in duke nukem forever
it flew under the radar a fair bit but in a dream sequence, duke gets a blowjob in a toilet through a glory hole
if you clip into the toilet there's actually just a dude in there
this is a dream constructed within dukes own mind

>>713163770
big duke lore

>>713150107 (OP)
There's been a Duke Nukem movie in the works since DNF was first announced. Ain't no way in hell this shit is coming out either.

>>713163607
So he's Mindy Kaling but male.

Ad Shankar gonna make Dick Suckem a reality.

>>713150107 (OP)
Is Duke 5 happening yes or no?

>>713162842
This is hypocritical considering how he made show set in Romania without any Romanian input

>>713150107 (OP)
ok? the duke got killed already with DNF
It's a shame no one will make a remake like Doom 2016.

>>713165529
Im sure if you tried to pin them down with this shit, they would just tell you that cultures influence is already widespread due to white supremacy/colonialism/suppression of other cultures, therefore it needs no more fair, accurate representation, and a cuture that hasn't had the chance to be represented should be done so accurately and charitably.
If we were to truly call a spade a spade, its because they know everyone already likes western cultures (even they do consciously or subconsciously) so out of even they need to prop up their own culture or LACK of culture.

>>713150265
Somehow not the gayest man titled "the visionary" in that show.

>>713150107 (OP)
SAAR!!! PLEASE! DO NOT REDDEM!!!

>>713165080
it's time to chew ass

>>713150107 (OP)
>le thing is not for you

>>713150690
were gonna get John St. Jon

>>713150107 (OP)
I don't know this guy. As a fan of Duke Nukem I'm glad fucking Randy Pitchford was not doing anything with the IP after the Forever disaster. Is this bad?

>>713167203
it's the same person that made alucard get fucked in the ass in the netflix show

>>713152629
Hey Jarvis give me info on Tiananmen Square massacre, independent Taiwan and Xi looking like Winnie.

I never played Duke Nukem. I had Chex Quest, Toy Story, and Thomas & Friends.

>>713150107 (OP)
So it becomes some anti "le toxic masculinity" soi shit and also christianity bad (that doesn't fit anywhere into Duke Nukem, but it's Adi Shankar, so it will have it in it).
Also Duke is a repressed homosexual who sees himself as a femboy.
In short: who gives this pile of human feces any of their rights, Uwe Boll would be a better fit since his video game adaptions where just slightly below average non offensive movies.

>>713161883
Cool it with the anti-semitic remarks.

APU WHY DO YOU STILL TALK LIKE THAT

>>713153268
Most people want others to die, like most people you know want you to die. Here they just say so.

>>713150107 (OP)
>>713150234
Yeah, Duke had a good run even if it was cut tragically short. This is just a dumb bystander attempting CPR without the training.

Good. I hope he completely destroy yet another gaming icon.

>>713150107 (OP)
Duke is too outdated to make a comeback. We're gonna get lefty slop that no one will like because the whiny left hate Duke for the sake of hating so they won't bother with it and the right will hate Duke not being Duke and will also not bother with it.

>>713152248
Didn't those come out after DNF?

>>713150107 (OP)
>Adi Shankar
literally who?

>>713150107 (OP)
Dude if I didn't already hate indians this sure as hell doesn't help. SAAAAR, that thing you like... is now me!

Disregard Troon Estrogenum.
Embrace Brootal John. Too.

>>713150265
I still have no idea how he managed to get Hollywood backing for anything. He must be half Jew, because he started out just making edgelord fanfilms of Power Rangers on Youtube lmao.

>>713167949
>have it in it
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

APU! WHY DO YOU TALK LIKE THAT SAAAR

Duke in Archer format could be good

>>713150107 (OP)
This retard is talking about big corporations? This nigger works for one

>>713159473
>Amerifat

>>713150107 (OP)
As an OG Duke fan, just when I thought Duke could go now lower, I was wrong. Being owned by a dirty, smelly poo is a fate worse than death.

>owned by Saar the DMC killer
>voiced by Bitchtits Trannylover
I don't even give a shit ever since Shelly got downgraded.

>>713151157
Where does he normally live?

>>713164404
He's worse
Instead of being a neurotic bitch he's a self hating druggie manchild.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lVb7rzbtIw0&pp=ygUPcGthIGFkaSBzaGFua2Fy

>>713168508
No

>>713150690
unfortunately judging from world tour and bullet storm, jsj has lost his touch. the way he does duke now sounds weird

>>713171694
The man is a huge fag on the outside and inside. Hes no longer the dukester and the character simply rejects him now

>>713150107 (OP)
10/10 bait, made me scroll through his xitter replies in a panic just to make sure it wasn't real.

>>713152978
put him in borderlands 4. would basically print money too

>>713161883
>making the show antisemitic on purpose
i hope he goes through with it just for the shits and giggles

>>713171906
The article is real though.

>>713171903
i really dont care about about his personal politics as long as he can read the lines. but somehow even lgr and gianni can do a better duke reading now

>>713171906
it's adi shankar. there's definitely going to be gay shit. besides, gearbox already gave duke a case of the gays in bulletstorm

>>713167203
Yes, there'll most likely be a scene where Duke sucks off some dude because reasons

>>713151771
>censored Erel
Lame

>>713161518
>new movies are so shit parodying is not even worth it

>ps2 ww2 duke game found and uploaded
Isnt that exactly the kind of material the licence holder should be finding and maybe even trying to cobble together a finished version for release?

>>713153268
they wish he was dead for making bad shows. I wish he was dead because he's a jeet. we are not the same.

>>713150107 (OP)

> When Duke Nukem blew up, a bunch of people sat around trying to turn it into a brand, when it's just a middle finger. Duke Nukem can't be made by a corporation, because the moment a corporation makes Duke Nukem, it's no longer Duke Nukem

literally what in the fuck is he talking about. duke became big when he jumped aboard the FPS train, that’s the most corporate thing you can do!

>>713174485
not to mention duke is not a "middle finger". it spoofs and parodies. it's not antagonistic or malicious.

>>713161395
>this guy was a producer on Dredd (2012) I think thats the only gold star on his reume.
Wonder how much influence he had because that was a good and enjoyable movie, so it doesn't line up with stuff he's producing now.

>>713150107 (OP)
>BALLS BALLS BALLS OF POOP
>Playing with shit tis canon

>>713167203
>Is this bad?
It's will just lead to another shitty game adaptation show
You should not expect anything good game adaptations anyway

>>713167949
Even though Duke Nukem was a parody of its influences, Duke was played straight enough to be as well recieved as a corny macho character played my Arnold Schwarzenegger. Just like how Johnny Bravo went from being actually kind of cool dude that always strikes out with the ladies, to being an actual mentally handicapped retard. The problem is that if there is any nu-Duke media, there is zero chance that he will be played straight at any point. It will be 100% spoofy parody at all the times with 0% earnest 80's tough guy charm.

>>713174485
>duke blows up
>never release a second game
Thats where they actually went wrong. Ports all sold. Those weirdo spin off games that were half good, half carried by duke "energy" do fine. 2002, when a sequel would have still been late but good... put out a 2.5d platformer.

>>713150107 (OP)
>SAAR IT'S TIME BLOODY TO KICK YOUR ASS AND EAT GUM YOU ALIENS BASTARD BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD

>>713171005
Some mansion in LA.

>>713150107 (OP)
>the moment a corporation makes Duke Nukem, it's no longer Duke Nukem. I don't intend on having anyone tell me what to do on this one.

THE CUM IS STORED IN THE BRAIN

Literally POOhk Nukem

>>713175053
correct. the humor elements of duke 3d are passive for the most part. they're not the primary feature

>>713150107 (OP)
>Saar Nukem

>>713177167
AND I'VE GOT A HEADACHE

>>713163369
giga leftist nepo baby with daddy being connected to the republican party
dude is a total joke

>>713171158
>that video
Man, that jeet is a complete bitch

>>713167203
>Is this bad?
Alucard getting sodomized says yes

>>713152030
>S-Surely he can't ruin DMC as much as Tameem, right?

>>713150846
yeah, like haemorrhoids.

>>713150107 (OP)
Anyone but Randy.
I hope he uses the king well.

>>713174485
>Duke 3D makes Duke blow up
>put Duke in a bunch of random merchandise up to and including a peak-90s "how to internet" guide
>make Tomb Raider-esque third person shooters as spinoffs
>Duke quickly becomes parody of what he is rather than what he was a parody of
>final entry in the franchise is derivative of contemporary shooters and self-referential

Mario was the biggest thing on the planet since 1985 and boasted the best selling games of the third, fourth and fifth gen of consoles. And right at the end of the century he was joined by Pokemania. There was a corporate blueprint to making a shitload of money off a successful IP thanks to cheap and rapid game development and the nascent blockbuster IP age, and though most companies usually tried it with platformer mascots(of which Duke technically was one given he started as a 2D sidescroller), it was just as applicable to a shooter hero. The difference is Mario and Pikachu have little in the way of defined characterization but it was easily noticeable with Duke, especially when the franchise just functionally stopped due to DNF's prolonged development.

>>713152629
shalom

>>713150107 (OP)
This is hilarious.
Duke Nukem can't exist in the current world without it being a flaming trainwreck of either doing a full 180 on it's entire concept or the entire industry trying to cancel it.
We all know this.

>>713179249
>franchise just functionally stopped due to DNF's prolonged development.
>prolonged development
a funny way to say money laundering scam.

>>713179603
It would only come out as an introspective to point out all the problematic things with Duke Nukem

>>713174485
>>713174594
This. Duke was cool because he was playing all the classic cliches straight, it was no ironic bullshit.

>>713179783
didn't they already do that with forever?

Duke will finally get his queen!

>>713179870
No they played more up the cliche of Duke Nukem. I'm talking Duke being all "maybe I should be treating women as an equal. Also we should have easier access for immigrants to get into America! And less guns. Guns are a serious issue."

>>713150107 (OP)
These bloody bitch bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride...
Wanna dance? Show bob...show vagene!

He already did the War on Terrorism with DMC, so this time the aliens are probably all going to be a bunch of far right and MAGA caricatures.

>>713180504
A Duke voice with an Indian accent would actually be funny as fuck. "Let God redeem them!"

>>713150107 (OP)
>this character you like is actually gay now!

>>713150107 (OP)
don't know who is that faggot but for its faggot name alone I can say that it's fucking over.

>>713180310
even worse than that, dnf mischaracterizes duke as a callous douche. they forgot that duke is actually the good guy in the story

>>713168872
Nepotism

>>713151157
most humble Adi Shankar moment

Gay

>>713178056
>giga leftist nepo baby with daddy being connected to the republican party
It's always asshatswho hate their own parents.

He's seriously the uwe Boll of animation.

>>713150107 (OP)
He'll portraye him as Johnny Bravo to make fun of the stereotype.

>>713182479
Duke Nukem as Johny Bravo would be kino. So nothing like his work

>>713182479
that'll be perfect though.

>>713182479
>A satire of a satire

>>713180310
ironically pro-sex work is considered a liberal position now. so duke tipping strippers is unironically progressive in big 2025

>>713185171
What about shooting them afterwards?

also
>pro-sex is good
>but objectifying women is bad

Is there a franchise with worse luck than Duke Nukem?
Ever since 3D came out it's been nothing but hell for the poor dude.

>>713180928
That's what I mean. They were outsiders who took the "oh he's all about the babes" and cranked it up to 11.
>>713185171
Really though.
>"Duke trivia of the day: Did you know sex-work is one of the oldest professions in human history? Always treat these working ladies with the respect they deserve. Duke out!"
>>713185378
It's because of the power dynamic that men will always have over women because of them paying for the sex. If there was a more supporting social system they most likely wouldn't be strippers or prostitutes. I would say it's a very small percentage that actually go for that. Imagine fucking some nasty Harvey Weinstein type woman because you need money to survive. Would you wanna do that all the time?

>>713185893
>Imagine fucking some nasty Harvey Weinstein type woman because you need money to survive. Would you wanna do that all the time?

No woman needs to have sex in order to make money to survive, they do it because it's the path of least resistance for them. Any woman could work in a grocery store, or a factory, or as a cleaner; but a lot of women (particularly attractive ones) know that they'll make far more money for less work if they sell their body. They make their choice, trading their dignity for money, so they don't get to act surprised when people treat them like whores.

>>713168872
He wAs a producer. Basically he inherited a fortune from his parents (or rather his'dad, because lmao Imao pajeets) and then used it to buy his way into Hollywood with production favors.

>>713185378
i don't think anyone would miss duke shooting women. even shooting the cocooned babes is not a great feeling

>>713185884
Some other spin offs are OK

>>713150162
Some dude who made shitty music videos. Then made that edgy Power Rangers fanmovie 10 or 15 years ago. Then he lucked himself into making shows for IPs such as Castlevania and Devil May Cry.

He has his eyes on Berserk next, and REALLY wants to do an adaptation if it.

>>713187532
What if he turns Duke Nukem into Beserk style fanfic and Duke gets raped by Pig cops and starts carrying around an enormously huge shotgun

>>713188313
>Duke gets an eye injury and that's why he wears the shades

honestly fucking fund it

I genuinely think it would be cool as hell if duke starting going after alien women. also told trannies to kill themselves in disgust

>>713188707
i feel like duke would like ladyboys but not trannoids

does that make any sense

>>713161781
>Lack of Standards
The most people get excited for is slop that does the bare minium to appeal to that older audience, most hyped game from Playstation is a Nier Automata Reskin and nobody even talks about the story, what does that say about standards these days?

>>713152684
In EVERY?

>>713158934
>literal insect demons
QRD?
I heard a bugman insult, of-course, but to hear someone call them that bad?

>>713188786
One is at least still trying to look good

>>713187253
Dude, they're not real. It's funny how you can shoot men all day and no one cares but the second it happens to a woman, everyone loses their shit.

>>713160761
>How could you make a Duke Nukem series if the dudebro hypermasculine media it was supposed to parody are basically dead and buried?
They will do what they did in peacemaker. The hyper masculine based right wing guy will be surrounded by woman, liberal men and minorities telling him "nah cracker you can do that, that's offensive" every 5 minutes

>>713161781
Remember DMC? Tameem's game? This is like Tameem 2.

At his point they have to finally cave in and do that old demolition man idea surely. Take on the whole "modern people are all pussies" thing head on. Though there could be a twist easily enough. Have weird glitch in the matrix stuff happening, a seemingly crazy person run up to duke saying "the aliens are here now on earth" etc. Then contrive an enemy for duke to fight and the only way to win is for duke to use the launch codes for earths "old" abandoned nukes that of course he knows. Parody the noticing a drop of sweat from total recall scene then start blasting your way out of the simulation. This runs duke through his own gameography and parodies of other games/movies.

>>713189527
it's not in character for duke to shoot babes. the only females duke shoots are disgusting alien women that are invading his homeland

>>713190623
Yeah but it's fun, just like running over the prostitutes in GTA to get your money back. Duke 3D was loved (and hated) for how politically incorrect it was, and also the amount of interaction it gave players compared to other shooters of the time (ability to switch on/off lights, shoot glasses, windows, blow up walls, shoot or tip the strippers etc...). It's kind of sad that we live in a more censored world now than we did in 1996 but then we have women/gays to thank for that.

>>713191225
i'm not saying a duke game shouldn't give you the ability to do that. but it would be in poor taste if they make a show that features duke shooting women because "lawlz blow it out your ass"

>>713191381
It would be awesome. He gets his dick sucked, blows her up with the RPG then gets his money back and does some funny quip. Also the amount of negative press it would give him would propel Duke back into the mainstream.

>>713191584
media has to have some internal logical consistency. duke's motivation is to save the babes. not blow them up with an rpg. don't be retarded.

>>713191986
It WAS to save babes. Duke has faded to irrelevancy because women are strong independent beings that don't need no man now. Blowing up hookers would give Duke a new angle and appeal to the Chud crowd which is the current mainstream.

>>713151157
subhumans will fall for a jeet ragebaiting lmao

Duke isn't homosexual at all (bisexual is a variant of homo).
He'd say as much "Sorry pal, I don't swing that way" and that's it. He wouldn't make fun of a faggot simply because he doesn't give a crap.

>>713150107 (OP)
Honestly, if there's any IP Adi Shankar's insane 2005 edgelord brain has any chance of NOT making any worse than it already was, it's Dukey Nukey.

>>713154815
>Why did Randy whore him out to Shanker just now then?
Randy got fucked over the BL movie.
He really needs money now.

What's the consensus here on the PS1 third person games? I remember having fun playing them at a friend's house as a kid.

>>713152629
free Hong Kong

>>713192813
Time to kill is okay, Land of the babes is terrible. Zero Hour was by far the best third person game from that era and probably the second best Duke game after 3D.

>>713161395
>>713162842
>"Apu. Why do you talk like that?"

>>713162023
>I don't even like Duke any more

love seeing /v/racists seething

I like to pretend that DNF 2011 doesn't exists. Or that it's non-canon.
I'm waiting for the fan-release of DNF 2001, but I'm afraid that they're adding way too many personal touches that it's becoming a non-Duke game

>>713150107 (OP)
They really are all rapists, huh.

>>713152524
anon, you get pay on Twitter by rage baiting

>>713182479
>segments where he's Bravo'ing it up being comically egocentric while at the same time not coming off as an asshole
>action segments where he is legitimately badass because he's good at what he does
Duke has a lot of potential. Probably wouldn't hurt to add some things to his personality though. Like when he's unavoidably referred to as a dinosaur, it turns out he actually knows a lot about dinosaurs because they are one of the few things he considers to be as cool as himself.

>>713150690
Chris Voiceman

I can't even bring myself to get mad about this. it's just too funny to think this egotistical asshole owns duke now

>>713194259
It was just bootleg deus ex. Might have been a cool game, but it was nothing like Duke 3D, which is by far the best game in the series. I don't know what the obsession with making every FPS really fucking slow was in the noughties.

Will greaseball Asmongold be in this one too?

>>713180672
Didn’t he become a maga grifter?

>>713152629
so trve
ignore all the shitskin jeet seething

>>713196971
He always was. His father has ties to mutt Rep party. Hes just shitskin fence sitter doing victimhood bullshit when its good for him like with Apu.

>>713150162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpqp95lItho

>>713152629
>cant retake an island 2 feet off the coast for 87 years
>strongest military retaliation is mean comments and down votes
Chat, we sided with china, are we cooked?

>>713151771
Holy shit they actually sound like anime characters here, both St. John and the female's actress, between the overacted delivery of the lines and all the unembarassed moaning and grunting for nearly every action. Probably not as good as the original Japanese delivery but clearly the VAs were told by their director to study the original performances.

What happened to the anime/vidya dubbing industry, and western animation in general, that voice actors were made so afraid to emote?

>>713197797
Always funny that they exactly did write him out. Almost like having to jump through the hoops of hiring streetshitters for writers and acting is a worse idea than not. I'd ask Adi if he is proud, but he probably doesn't give a fuck since he got what every Indian needs to be denied. A foot in the entertainment industry.

>>713150107 (OP)
I don't think adi is malicious, like a lot of corporate and lefty types are.
He's just immensely, violently so retarded and incompetent.
He literally has not mentally developed past of age of 12 but age rotted out of all his creativity, literally the worst of both worlds of being a kid and adult, a manchild one might claim.

>>713150690
Me, faggot. I do a 6th rate Duke that is just anyone doing a bit crushed John doing lines from old movies but it's 1996.

>>713198872
>The retard didn't mean to club that seal!
I don't care

>>713198872
Except this "totally not corporate sanitized trust me bro" middle finger he talks about only goes one way, and it won't be toward street shitter third worlders, chimp looters and the disgusting degenerates on his side at all. He will turn this shit into boring, anti-American antifa propaganda in an instant.

>>713150107 (OP)
Link to this fag's post? I'm going in!

>>713198967
I think I hold no hatred to him, but I do believe he should be kept as far away from any position of power or authority over any creative process as possible.

>>713197797
>fixing apu means westernizing his speech patterns, conforming him to a culturally white normative standard
i mean, i wouldn't want to be represented in modern day simpsons either

>>713150107 (OP)
>It's a middle finger to everybody.
>a bunch of people sat around trying to turn it into a brand, when it's just a middle finger
> I don't intend on having anyone tell me what to do on this one.
re: "I refuse to acknowledge the feedback of my DMC."

>>713187532
>He has his eyes on Berserk next, and REALLY wants to do an adaptation if it.
Why can't this series catch a break?

>>713198243
It's worse than that
https://qz.com/279013/the-secret-history-of-hong-kongs-stillborn-democracy
>British were considering making Hong Kong and other nations independent for a long time
>China would rather raze them to the ground than acknowledge them
>plus, keeping them as trade ports allows China access to high quality products they are unable to make themselves and were dirivng economic growth
Imagine holding such spite for a tiny nation, all the while leeching off of it.

>>713154909
>Given Randy's porn predlictions
qrd?

>>713150265
This guy sounds like he sucks, but I can't help but respect him wearing a Dante outfit. Do I label this as stupid good, as in he actually tries to make what he likes but he sucks at it?

>>713180045
I just threw up

>>713203118
depends on if you can respect tony khan for the same kind of shit
>the only thing i've seen tied to this guy was punisher dirty laundry which i liked and he was mainly just a producer on it

reminder that indian hate is a chang psyop, indian population is really low in western countries

>>>713150107 (OP)
I BOUGHT THE RIGHTS, THAT MEANS IT'S CANON, SEE, SEE!

>>713160761
by making him an hyper-progressive faggot who kneels to gay colored prostitutes every five seconds.

>>713204320
heh

>>713204486
Woke is dead mate. Stop pretending it's still a thing.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH

>>713202556
barely legal watersports
ahem- ALLEGEDLY.

is the guy actually indian? He's crazy autistic an insecure about it.

>>713206259
It’s not, there will always be faggots trying to push it into shit. And the DMC series tried to tone deafly portray demons as innocent refugees who dindu nothin.

This man needs someone to walk him through how things work

>>713150107 (OP)
GOD NO

>>713160761
He also thought that DMC was dead, yet he still tried to do an animated series, which gives the very very sad implication that the DMC animated series was in production before DMC5 was announced.

>>713167203
He was the one who made Alucard from castlevania be raped by a bunch of fags...So far worse.

>>713175016
>It's will just lead to another shitty game adaptation show
A bad one like Resident Evil or could it actually hit numbers and give the badass cunt bad ideas?

Is this guy just Uwe Boll v2?

>>713150162
the other games pajeet

>>713150265
I saw this live, crowd had no idea who he was and there was no reaction.

>>713152629
>>713152575
Ok, now I want this planet destroyed.

>>713209796
>Adi
>Uwe Boll v2
Anon, at least Boll made a Postal Movie i can actually laugh and say i enjoyed, but this jeet fuck ruined both Castlevania(2 times btw) and DMC, HE WISHES HE WAS UWE BOLL!, but honestly i enjoyed the Postal Movie, the others not too much, but the rest of the movies didn't run trough the ground the fame of their source material, which isn't something i could say about Adi's whole work.

>>713178521
>>713209224
Oh don't remind me, if i saw that jeet on the street i would gauge his poop eyes out, i don't care if i go to jail

>>713188867
You know what, fuck it you're right, everyone that recommends me Stellar Blade don't talk about neither gameplay or story, just that the game is awesome, and i am like "ok, but why?", shills don't know how to answer me.

>>713198872
>He literally has not mentally developed past of age of 12
So like every other DMC fan.

>>713157189
Capitalists will sell you the rope to hang them with.
Except it's more like individualists will sell you the rope to hang their family with.

>>713150162
the guy who produced Dredd and Killing Them Softly

>>713157586
Alex wrote and produced but Shankar was one of the producers too, although Garland had more say in the final product

>>713150107 (OP)
>a bunch of people sat around trying to turn it into a brand, when it's just a middle finger. Duke Nukem can't be made by a corporation, because the moment a corporation makes Duke Nukem, it's no longer Duke Nukem.
Look, I get Forever was ass, but this retard really has no idea about the history of the franchise he just bought.

Only thing I could possibly give a shit about is somehow his nepotism pulls strings that butterfly effect into Duke getting into the next Smash Bros.

>>713152623
this gives me intense PTSD, these guys hypnotize the "money people" in my business with this type of talk all the time and end up stealing our money for "services" that actively hinder the corporation I work for.

At least ti sounds like he knows Duke should be offensive.

Whatever, as long as they get Jon.

>>713150107 (OP)
The literal who and the literal what now?

>>713209796
Postal the film is great and Uwe is not afraid of saying his films are just to make movie out of taxes.
Adi is a damn jeet that genuinely believes he is an artistic genius.

>>713150107 (OP)
Ok that ones perfectly fine with me, I couldn't care less about Duke

you know i actually like not enjoying anything, having all previously good distractions filed down into utter shit
lets me focus on the anger better