Fuuuck ooooff

It's time to chew ass

>BLOW IT OUT YOUR NEOVAGINA

>>713194686 (OP)
so they'll make duke gay?

BAZINGA!!!

lmao

>>713194757
no way they hired gianino

>>713194764
Bi

I hate jeets so fucking much

it's over chat

>>713194686 (OP)
can't wait for duke to side with an alien invasion because they deserve rights and mow down legions of human soldiers with his trans allies.

Duke has been coopted by weirdos for a long time now so I don't see how this could be any worse

>>713194686 (OP)
Shankar is such a tasteless faggot holy shit can he please fuck off forever

>>713195029
>Duke
Vidya in general, every single fanbase is filled with troons and numale retards.
It's a fucking epidemic

Will someone please kill that fucking faggot already

>>713194686 (OP)
i am duke nuclear and i support isreal time to visit my nearest lgbt donation center

>>713195029
Bad as DNF was, Duke was still Duke.

>>713195158
>every single fanbase is filled with troons and numale retards.
not mine

>>713194686 (OP)
>Dyke Nukem
>trans rights, dammit

>>713195247
Go it's Discord and find out

>>713194976
I could forgive this if it's like twinks and still hot babes. It's not gay when the Duke does it. Yujiro style.

All you have to do is not watch these shows.

>>713195003
they're doing the jew's bidding

>>713195348
Stop giving Randy and Adi(ddy) ideas faggot

>>713194686 (OP)
>they will turn him into a closeted repressed faggot (for LGBT points) whose ass gets saved by a stronk woman (non-binary and black, meaning she has a repulsive man's face) lecturing him on abusive relationships and toxic masculinity while he's the most retarded humiliated character, becoming strong only when he accept his own homosexuality
R.I.P. Duke Cuck'em

That episode where he loses his USB stick of porn at Medieval Times. Awkward.

>>713195475
We must do the needful for our greatest ally sir!

>>713195463
Its how they poison the well. Just by existing, they are forever tacked onto the better earlier parts. Like that shit Fallout show, now for some people is fallout. Tainted.
Not watching it is personally fine but the setting is spoiled everafter.

>>713194686 (OP)
Duke(problematic) Nukethey/them

>>713195226
Nah that game made him weird. His sex sleeve twins die in front of him and he's like "lol"

>>713194686 (OP)
I said it in the other thread and I’ll say it again. As long as it isn’t Randy.

>>713195338
nice try fbi im not downloading your honeypot

>>713195483
I'm just being realistic. It's going to be utter shit either way, just would be the least shit way of the inevitable happening.

>>713194686 (OP)
adi has to be some kind of demoralization operative tasked with depressing white millennials

>>713194686 (OP)
He already confirmed Duke Nukem will be bissexual BTW.

>>713195664
Nigga, this pajeet is the pajeet version of Randy.

>>713194686 (OP)
Duke Nukem is such a dead franchise, does anyone actually care about this show? The only direction Duke can go in is up after Duke Nukem Forever (a dead franchise)

>>713195664
They both retarded and they both don't understand Duke.
One is a slimy pedo snake oil salesman executive and the other is a self hating soillennial poo nepobaby just buying and using old IPs to fund whatever the fuck he wants to be made with them in his retarded druggie vision.

>>713195795
He always self inserts brown dude getting fucked by some character or makes someone a fag overall. He did that with Dragon Age animation and Captain Laserhawk. Only piece he had any creative input on didnt do that yet is Dmc but theres second season coming..

>>713195715
>Making Duke a fag is ok because he's a top
Hey Randy!

Thank you /v/, now i know what NOT to watch.

The fact we already know the amount of lame faggotry that will follow is grim, and not faggotry of the good kind.

>>713196029
There is no good kind of faggotry

*TAPS THE SIGN*

>>713195694
pls do

>>713194686 (OP)
So he really got pissed by the devil may cry new game announcement taking away the attention of his anime and moved to another thing

>>713196115
Tourist nigger.

>>713196203
>have not seen a single Shankar show
>have not seen a single Netflix show
Feels good man

>>713196115
i disagree, i met a faggot who's not afraid of slurs so it has to exist

>>713194686 (OP)
how does one man manage to ruin so many franchises

>>713194686 (OP)
Pajeets need to be banned from the entire media business

>>713194686 (OP)
Duke must be spinning in his grave right now.

>>713196203
If you watch on some third party hosting site Kikeflix doesnt get views anon. I watched DMC on hosting site I watch anime at.

>>713196317
>>713196391

>>713196203
I dont. I dont even hate pirate. Im totally and completely numb/apathetic to this shit. Hope the rainbow haired commie flaggots like the emasculated version of all the characters they grew up with. I've got an immense backlog and plenty of problematic nip/gook/chink shit to keep me set, and staying away from this junk for the rest of my life.

>>713196494
better a faggot than a weeb, albeit.

>>713195928
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?

No really, make Duke Cuck'em a meme already.

>>713196203
I only hate watch shit by pirating it so it doesn't really matter

>>713196441
Metrics are metrics retard streaming doesnt make money but views drive investment

>>713196587
Posting manga doesn't make me a weeb just like me liking Dook doesn't make me a Ameriboo.
You're still a faggot though

>>713196771
Liking dicks doesn't make me a faggot either, while you on the other hand are still a troon.

>>713196771
>Posting manga doesn't make me a weeb
nta but it absolutely does lmao, what insane cope comparison :DD

>>713196436
India needs to be banned from everything. Especially the internet. Especially from travel/immigration. Anyone that thinks positively of Indian immigration or Indian interaction with the rest of the world should be IMMEDIATELY stripped of all their assets, forced on a plane, and forced to live and work in an average Indian town for a year.

>>713194686 (OP)
>MOVE OUT DONTE THE KING HAS COME
>*jobs to vegil*

Make it happen poojeet

>Duke yesterday: insert cock in gloryhole
>Duke today: sucking from a gloryhole
The gayest timeline, this is all because dictatorships lost in the west.

>>713195928
>Self-Hating
I don’t know, he seems to love himself quite a bit.

Very grim how certain industries are filled with people who outright hate their prospective customers

>>713197036
I'd wager its a front. India has the most prominent cultural self hatred for being brown. Western second generation Indian immigrants cope and seethe about it round the clock, but the self hatred is ingrained into their dna.

>>713196876
>>713196881
Are you wearing your diapee right now?

>>713197036
Nope, it's all boastful insecurity, a very Indian trait despite him hating his roots.

>>713197275
True, the baker today went on a rant on how people who eat bread should die. Very uncomfortable experience.

>>713195664
He's not getting JSJ

>>713197363
>it's all boastful insecurity
much like you're doing right now then?

>>713197416
>Dick Suckems Racemixing Tips

>>713197492
>linus colonization tips
absolutely, vehemently based

>>713197480
What am I boasting about?

>>713197363
4channel is an anime shithole anyway so why are you denying it, are you a self-hating weeb :DD

>>713194686 (OP)
>It's time to kick vagene and chew shit

>>713194686 (OP)
don't gatekeep video games
it isn't your hobby
it's everyone's

>>713197036
>>713197298
>>713197298
He has the chaplin disease

>>713194686 (OP)
Why is he trying so hard to ruin so many series
He also said he has the rights to Berserk and that's just gonna be garbage
>"No guts you have to think of the demons,"

>>713197578
You're dumping your folder of gay pictures (that you have for some reason) to prove how unbothered you are, for starters

>>713197601
I haven't watched anime since Kill La Kill in 2013 and I haven't read a manga since PunPun in 2016.

>>713196203
you people actually waste time watching shows you hate?

>>713194686 (OP)
>I'm here to wipe ass

>>713197492
Based colonizer.

>>713197840
But I am bothered!
Fags are disgusting and should hang from trees.

>>713197608
>its time to do the needful, and gather around women with all my friends and grope them
>and sir, I am all out of the needful

>>713194686 (OP)
He's truly the Uwe Boll of our generation

>>713194686 (OP)
>”Time to get pegged and suck cock, and I’m all out of cock to suck!”
>*Grabbag starts playing*

>>713194686 (OP)
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS

>>713197768
Well, he is now the second Indian to get a hold of the DMC franchise. I notice he's not wearing public cosplay of an Indian character. One can assume that part of him genuinely loves the series he fucks with, but also feels bitter jealousy over certain people that he idolizes.

is this poo trying his hardest to be one of the most unlikable people on the planet? because thats what it seems like

>>713198107
Uwe Boll was great and had fun making his tax evasion flicks.
Shankar is a cynical fun hating faggot.

>>713194686 (OP)
I'm only 30 years old
The thought of living another possibly 50 years, with each year having to deal with more and more Indians in every facet of my life, actually fills me with an existential dread unlike any I've felt before.

>>713198140

>>713195563
This. Dishonest niggas will say shit like "The original still exists chud", but google "The Lord of the Rings" right now.
The retarded AI Overview will show you the Rings of Power.
This is how your average person will be introduced to Lord of the Rings for the rest of time.

>>713194686 (OP)
Please, make it stop...

>>713198321
cheer up anon, evil always eats itself

>>713198247
That's pretty much the problem with all of em. They're jealous that people love stories they didn't come up with

>watch DMC with a cousin
>best action scenes from Studio MIR since Korra
>the wiring is fucking abysmal and soulless

>>713198321
And we thought the chinks were bad!

>>713195563
>>713198452
Sure, but it's also true these series get memoryholed in the end. Eho the fuck remember cucklevania netflix?

>>713194686 (OP)
He saved DMC. He’ll save this dead IP as well

>>713194686 (OP)
Duke Nukem as a character was always shit

>>713196614
>WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POO

>DAMN THOSE ALIEN BASTERDS ARE GONNA PAY FOR REDEEMING MY CARD

>>713198706
>>713198706
Literally every fuckin nigger I talk to about Castlevania actually.
More people have seen the Castlevania Netflix show than have played a Castlevania game.

>>713196020
As long as the femboys have cute faces and fat asses its straight

>>713196203
>NO FUCKING HATE WATCHING... UNLESS IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A FOOKIN ROICIST

>>713194686 (OP)
damn im shit

>>713197492
I mean, is he wrong? Mixing genes does indeed create healthier and steonger children.

>>713198973
>More people have seen the Castlevania Netflix show than have played a Castlevania game.
Basically non-gamers? Btw i'm not american so idk how bad things really are.

>>713198973
This
https://youtube.com/shorts/vzoczNMkpnA?si=-OTCbujumMdmFSnm

>>713198232
NO IMMA KILL YOU MOTHERFUCKER OLD STYLE

>>713198973
The series hasn't had a game for ages so at this point the show IS Castlevania (and that's a fucking grim thought)

>>713199207
Yes, who do you think the Netflix show was made for?

>>713196203
I haven't watched Faggotvania or Faggot May Cry, I will not watch Duke Fagem either.

>>713199171
>Mixing genes does indeed create healthier and steonger children.
Yes, a generation of low IQ downgrades.

Take that, CHUDS

>>713199171
>Mixing genes does indeed create healthier and steonger children.
Quite literally wrong, enjoy the non-existent donors.

Great, he's gonna make it even WORSE
>Puke Sputum

>>713198973
>he talks to tvslop watching normalniggers
My condolences. I wish you would stop hurting yourself like that anon.

>>713199765
i bet you have a lot of friends

DICK LICKEM

>>713195880
We want the show to be GOOD. Not slop where the Aliens are misunderstood. Not slop where Duke safe-edgy making jokes about killing Nazis

>>713194686 (OP)
>IT'S TIME TO KICK ASS AND CHEW FUCKING BUBBLEGUM
>TRAGIC GWOT ANALOGY WHERE ALIENS GET BOMBED BY THE US MILITARY
>DUKE NUKEM SHEDS A TEAR AS HE FIGHTS FOR AYYLIUM RIGHTS

>>713199798
I dont. Just a pretty small circle. Im content with it, and do not have the energy for more than I have.

>>713198107
I don't recall Uwe Boll forcing subversive social commentary in his movies, they were just shitty actions movies.
>defending Uwe Boll, what a timeline

Browns won

>>713199875
nta but what social commentary has this pajeet inserted into his movies

>>713198605
thnaks doc

>>713199901
Gee, thanks shirt, I didn't know this guy was brown

>>713199950
Are you fucking stupid or are you a liar
Literally the entirety of DMC is commentary about US culture war politics

>an entire series lampooning action heroes with a machismo character
I don't know why they would even bother, nobody who likes Duke is going to like a Duke who at best acts like and is treated like Johnny Bravo. At worse he'll be like
>Damn, a woman isn't a woman unless she has a cock
>It's time to suck dick and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta gum.

>>713200109
im asking a simple question why are you sperging out

>>713195003
Give it time, Israel will abandon America in favor of India.

>>713200170
Because I'm posting on 4chan and have aspergers

>>713199504
>ever needing a donor
lol

>>713194686 (OP)
They're gonna make him a male feminist that dates fat chick with kids from a previous relationship.

>>713195507
>meaning she has a repulsive man's face
Voiced by Debra Wilson.

I have literally beat Duke Nukem Forever five minutes ago, and this is the first thread I see.

>>713194757
hehe

>>713194686 (OP)
Dick Suckem

>>713194686 (OP)
>It's time to kick gum and suck dicks, and I'm all out of gum

>>713200919
>All the achievements are gold/shiny because nobody played the fucking game

I know people don't like the director, but is there anything he can do Randy Pitchford didn't already?

Can't wait for the refugee aliens and douk RESPECTING BADASS WOMEN

>>713201593
They did that with bombshell.

>>713194686 (OP)
the real problem with this is since it's going to be Netflix that means it won't have any sexy babes in it, even the WW2 comic has sexy babes in it

>>713202378
It wouldn't no matter what because the devs (the original devs) are feminists now who have a strong female character who works for hillary clinton as a badass female protag.

>>713194686 (OP)
>"Feeling cute today. Might shave my dick and wear a skirt!"

>>713202378
>the WW2 comic

>>713202541
am i supposed to get mad at this

>>713194686 (OP)
I still wish they didn't cancel this idea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDapqmvrORk

>>713194757
adi shankar is a chud, he'd never say this

>>713204098
The same nigga who made Alucard a bottom?

>>713203752
it's insane how many duke nukem games have been cancelled

>>713201478
Visit Gianni Mastrantonio's bluesky profile and tell me.

>>713195641
That's not what happened

Male heterosexuality is not popular in media anymore. Male MCs must be bisexual.

>>713204948
yeah instead he made a callous remark about their demise

why would you even care?

>>713195213
I love how /pol/ just lives in an alternate reality where gay lefitsts love Israel instead of hating it and wanting to destroy it for being racist

>>713202609
Yes.
How dare they make fun of Shitler.

>>713201478
Yes, there is.

>>713195563
Lol fallout was already tainted by Fallout 2

>>713194686 (OP)
does this mean he also has the rights to bombshell or is he gonna create a new female character who is going to be stronger, smarter and "badass" then duke?

>>713195507
i mean what you describe is pretty much all of modern western entertainment
i honestly can't think of a single big pics of western action media that is not about weak and stupid white men getting rescued and beaten up by dyke girlbosses every second.

>>713205672
Yeah, twitter trannies have hated israel for as far back as I can remember. Granted, they hate them for being 'white' colonizers, but still.

A reminder for all Simpsons's Apu fans.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kpqp95lItho

>>713194686 (OP)
>Duke Pookem

>>713194686 (OP)
I thought people liked the castlevania series at least...

>>713202541
A really ally wouldn't use terms that demean women like that

>>713200919
Is it worth playing? I don't remember buying it but it's in my Steam library

>>713209884
no lol

Ok, what is a dead series you guys hope Adi Shankar doesn't rape?

>>713197749
Marxism?

>>713194686 (OP)
What current events will he make it an allegory about, I wonder.

This aged very poorly.

>>713195507
>>713200770
Duke Nukem Outlaws

>>713210087
i wont tell you fucking poopjeet

>>713210616
Damnit.

>>713194686 (OP)
I gotta be honest this jeet seems a little overhated to me.

>>713198973
i recommend not talking to niggers

>>713211040
He's made a bad show for every series he's touched, and even if the shows were good they'd pollute the discourse with shitty Netflix watching normalfag opinions. No matter what his involvement in a series you like is bad.

>>713198321
I often find myself envying my grandpa who died in 2014 before things got really shitty

>>713211040
Until India stops calling him "sensei" in all his twitter posts, he'll always be underhated

>>713194686 (OP)

>>713212343
A turd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

>>713200919
>I have literally beat Duke Nukem Forever five minutes ago
Good God anon, I feel sorry for you

>>713197768
>He also said he has the rights to Berserk
Please tell me you are lying.

>>713213309
>Shankar has expressed strong interest in adapting the manga, stating in interviews, such as one with Forbes in 2018, that he would love to bring Berserk back as a 2D hand-drawn anime that closely follows Kentaro Miura’s manga. He has also made comments on social media, like a June 2025 X post where he jokingly claimed "BERSERK = MINE" and mentioned reimagining it, though this appeared to be trolling or speculative rather than a confirmation of ownership.

>>713213426
… huh, I don’t know what to do with this information. I would seethe about it, but it doesn’t have any point to do it, but it’s not that I don’t care either. Weird.

>>713213426
What the hell does re imagining it mean?
Usually retconning all the pre-established lore, keeping the same recognizable well known characters and telling the boring repetitive "Triumph of poofters & negros" story that's been done to death.

That seems to be the only 'vision' they're capable of

>>713202541
This is funny though.

>>713214351
He’s probably trolling. He’s been like that since his post about him saving DMC and the subsequent Metal Gear one. I’ll guess the DMC show didn’t do really well and he is baiting everyone he can for attention and probably salty about the criticism against him and his show.

>>713213426
Why is Berserk as a series just fucking cursed?

>>713194686 (OP)
>ctrl f “take two”
>0 results
Blame them for this, they own duke now

>>713214613
They literally had Dante on the road, his skull mangled looking panicked, vulnerable & confused. Completely depicted him in an unflattering light, 30% of screen time is a girl boss woman warrior with plot armor who makes all the decisions choices & gives the orders.

They dragged his legacy through the mud.
You know what the games had? a confident demon slayer who never once appeared weak when confronted by dark forces of the underworld. Would get impaled without making so much as a facial expression. The only ones talking down to him were arrogant monsters that're about to be on the receiving end of an ass whooping. a legend

You know what netflix thought when they acquired this series? "Ugh we don't really like you being emboldened by heroes and role models. Lets make him looked scared, haha scared Dante!"

>>713215242
I know all that, I fucking hated the DMC show. I’m just saying that everything he’s saying right now isn’t officially confirmed. I despise the guy but at the moment he’s just throwing shit at the wall, I’ll care about him getting duke or berserk rights for a show until someone confirms it is actually in the works. Seething right now seems like a waste of time. At least for me.

>>713216005
Duke Nukem will have a girl commander urging him to save minorities & kill evil white pigs whilst making quips about tolerance and social justice

>>713194686 (OP)
Damn, we all may have to enlist and die for Israel after all…

>>713194686 (OP)
Isn’t this the guy begging to animate Berserk? I’m surprised young animal hasn’t given him the rights

>>713212721
What am I? A chimpanzee?

>>713199171
uhh source?

>>713213426
Make it stop

>>713194686 (OP)
>is an Asmongold watching chud
>is also a terrible writer and a faggot
He managed to become hated by everyone

>>713214617
Because the story is unfinished and goes nowhere after Conviction so there’s no point in adapting it unless you want to just stop halfway through.

If it's not Jon St John voicing him I don't want it.

>>713199765
as opposed to normalfag gamers?

I've already stopped caring about such things. It can't be helped. The current era will already go down in history as that time when the out-of-touch media activists methodically went down the list of every single '80s/'90s intellectual property and ran each one into the ground. Shareholders demand it. Every possible opportunity for brand recognition will be squandered until there is nothing left, and only then will it stop. You will simply have to learn to ignore the new things, as I have. Unless the original authors are given creative control, they are merely fan fiction given an arbitrary stamp of approval by people who bought the rights to abuse that stamp. Just let it go. You can play Duke Nukem 3D (one of the de-listed versions if you have taste) without paying any attention to the upcoming TV series in which Duke Nukem is a side character who exists to be stepped on by a strong female protagonist.

>>713210261
That felt like a kick to the nuts.

>>713216751
give it time, they are currently raping the corpse of the manga.

>>713217876
Yeah, he may suffer from a terminal case of Trump Derangement Syndrome, perhaps warranted, but he still knows what Duke Nukem sounds like and how he talks like. Hell, at this point I'd say he's more of an authority on Duke Nukem than either Scott Miller or George Broussard.

>>713216548
Why are you acting like I have faith in his shitty productions retard?

>>713194686 (OP)
CHINESE SAKUGA GAY SEX SCENE
30 YEAR OLD LOLI DUBBED ANIME
BROWN WOMAN SIDE CHARACTER THAT'S ACTUALLY STRONGER THAN THE MAIN CHARACTER

Blow it up my ass

>>713196203
I don't watch television. I've been youtubepilled for like 15 years at this point.

>>713218486
Blow it out MY ass.

is duke gonna be gay or black

>>713194686 (OP)
>I HAD BALLS OF STEEL

>>713195507
Honestly I think it'd be pretty cool if you wanted to pair Duke with a Blaxploitation type of black woman, would be kino.

>>713214617
Griffith made it so

>>713218889
Foxy cleopatra but sleazy and bitcrushed is a timeline too good for this world

>>713194686 (OP)
>the fucking cunt who got apu erased from the simpsons
fuck him with a rake

>>713219648
He started it but he wasn't the cause of Apu's erasure. That was from another person.

>>713194686 (OP)
>Saar, you didn't do the needful and watched Devil May Cry, so now I will redeem Duke Nuken, watch it saar, do the needful now saar, thank you come again
Even the "successful" poos are like fucking rats...

>>713196203
not going to hate pirate, but I'm not going to pretend that even if I did it would make a difference

>>713214613
>I’ll guess the DMC show didn’t do really well
Anecdotally, I had a coworker try to talk to me about anime and they mentioned watching and living Shankar's DMC. They didn't know DMC was a game series, so sadly it might be closer to what that hack is claiming on Twitter than you or I would like to believe.

You will redeem the Netflix subscription

reminder he doesnt care about any of the IPs
he got upset when capcom revealed dmc5 while he was working on the netflix series
cause he wanted to be the catalyst for the revival of dmc
same thing for this, he wants his name linked to Duke IP revival (there will be none)
hes also not about messaging for one side, he wants negative press from both sides for clout

>>713219590
Holy fucking based you knew exactly what I was thinking.

>>713194686 (OP)
>so like the aliens are actually middle eastern refugees

>>713197903
it's a reddit filename; what do you think?

>>713199171
>>713197492
>greater genetic diversity for our species
if anyone else used to wonder where people got this stuff from it was from one of star trek the next generations worst episodes about the irish refugees and the clones lmao
The genetic thing becomes a complete meme once a nation gets over like 4 million people
that and with how much third worlders like incest its not like westerners are the ones having the genetics improved in these scenarios

>>713221156
IF YOU PLAY DUKE NUKEM 3D
YOU LIKE MEN

>>713196203
#VOTE WITH YOUR WALLET!

>>713200919
Based dukem bro

>>713195928
The new m.night

>>713217778
why was the story so unfinished?
last I heard about Berserk was that it got put on constant hiatus for years and the guy died before it was even close to completion

Isn't this the Apu guy?

>>713197945
It's not colonizing if you bring the colonizee into your country.

>>713199171
That's retarded. Humans aren't overly bred dogs.

>>713226761
He's not "the" Apu guy. The guy who got Apu removed from the Simpsons is Hari Kondabolu
Adi Shankar says on his Twitter bio that he killed Apu but he made a smaller video about it after The Problem With Apu already got Simpsons to stop using the character. It's as much Shankar's accomplishment as DMC5 hitting 10 million sales is

~A~

>>713196587
Fuck off tourist

Duke used to be cool

Duke has a conscience and is a decent human being unlike you chuds.

>>713226997
Updated for a modern audience

>>713218413
No one's buying it, Jon. You lost your edge

>>713228428
The edge of reading a script of poorly adapted movie quotes in the 90s

He wasn't joking when he said he wanted to revive a dead franchise, now he is going after one that there's no way a new game is coming

>>713194686 (OP)
I think he did this to spite people honestly, deep down he fed up with his pajeet slurs and want to "own" the chuds

>>713229440
He's just a low tier guy that thinks getting a reaction out of people is a substitute for refining your craft. He's Johnny Somali with nepo money.

>>713202541
The man took a cyanide capsule and shot himself because he was so terrified of all of the horrible things the Soviets were planning on doing to him before killing him. Do you really need to make him look like more of a bitch than that? Like dying in your home making double sure your dead because your enemies are about to beat your door down and everything you've worked towards has failed is a pretty big bitch scenario to find yourself in.

You don't need to "own" Hitler that dude did it to himself.

>>713230491
He didn't die in Germany

>>713230791
NTA, but I always found this a weird idea. Hitler abandoned Germany in it's time of need, to move to one of the most Jewish countries in the world. Couldn't he at least have moved to a place without any of them?

>>713194686 (OP)
Never forget you subhuman retards shilled Netflix Castlevania arcane the cringe sonic movies and Netflix dmc
You get what you fucking deserve

>>713226776
It isn’t even true in dogs, "Goldendoodles" are worse than both Golden Retrievers and Poodles on average.

>>713226523
Miura just kind of fucked around playing idolmaster or something, or so I've heard it said

Why are they so determined to continue killing Duke Nukem when this fucking series haven't even been relevant since the early 00s at best? Duke has long been dead.

So how is Christianity going to be evil in it? Maybe they caused the pigs to become how they are? Something something against women's liberation?

>>713233390
Duke go to the church. and is redemption is reedemed at the end by Biarahrahahrahytahaya.

>>713198973
you're talking to normalfags though and konami stopped making the games so that makes sense.

>>713194686 (OP)
>Damn, those chuds are gonna pay for spilling my chai latte!
>Eat kale and upvote!
>Hmmm, don't have time to play with my assigned genitals.
>I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to punch all you nazis!
>It's time to kick ass and take HRT, and I'm all out of HRT
>I defend your right to abort your whole friggen species. Your Species, your choice!
>Nobody steals our OC, and lives!
>What are you waiting for? Juneteenth?

>>713199096
uhh, you can't put the U in f_cking... yikers

>>713194686 (OP)
Why can't people just let Duke Nukem stay dead? Is that so hard? Forever was proof that Duke was a product of the 90s and early 00s

>>713234752

>>713234752
We just need to go back and change it to turn Duke into a hero.

more like dick suckem

>>713194686 (OP)
This will end up in development hell. The curse of Duke will be a blessing.

>>713235234
First Marathon and now this, what's with people bringing back 90s fps franchise in the worst way possible caused it happened twice

>>713231570
Dunno why but here are lots of german inmigrants and had one of the biggest nazi supporters in the world before WW2. And it's well damn known that there are several villages that had german/nazi descendants, yet it's the second country in America with most jew people in the world

>>713194686 (OP)
He's making him a male feminist isn't he

>>713194686 (OP)
By not napalming the entirety of India during their revolution, Bongs have cursed the world and our future altogether.

Not a single one of his iconic lines will be uttered in our life time

>>713235437
Will Quake or Blood be next on the chopping block?

>>713235918
Blood

>>713235437
Trademark renewal.

>>713194742
and kick gum

>>713194764
Worse, Indian

>>713235918
Quake is still owned by id software and at worst the story of Doom Dark Ages was shite, but that's not a huge loss.
Blood is owned by modern Atari who even denied NightDive the opportunity to fix Fresh Supply for a while, I doubt they are willing to shell shit out.

In terms of classic FPS peeps, our next chopping block is that new terrible Turok game that got announced (Bet you already forgot about it).

>>713235918
Quake 6 (Quake Champions is apparently Quake 5) was seen on MachineGames whiteboard... So they might be the ones developing it instead of id. Even though they need to finish up Wolfenstein before they ever get to make a Quake reboot

All you need to do a good Duke Nukem series is to rip off the plot of Demolition Man, but replace Simon Phoenix with aliens.

Humanity in the future has become soft and gay, and they can't repel an alien invasion, so they have to get Duke out of cryostasis (or clone him, or go back in time to retrieve him, insert whatever contrivance necessary). Everyone is ultra PC and offended by everything he says, but he kicks ass and chews bubblegum, and gum became illegal in 2067.

>>713236347
Aren't they also making another Indiana Jones game after making Great Circle?

>>713236382
They kinda already did that in Forever and it was shit. The president was the worst fucking character... ok, Dillon was the worst but you know what I mean.
Duke is a cartoon roid man living in a sleezy world but by god he will protect it because it is his sleezy world.

>>713236317
And Powerslave is owned by Atari as well...
>>713236405
Yeah... Its been eight years since New Colossus. Wolfenstein might actually be dead thanks to Youngblood ruining the continuity

>>713196203
I have literally not watched a tv series that wasn't anime for over 7 years now.

Like am I even missing anything? I watched Chernobyl for an episode.

>>713236465
But they did Duke as a shitty ass character in Forever too as someone who's so up his own ass that's unbereabable

>>713236465
That wasn't the plot of Duke Nukem Forever at all, it was set like 10 years after the previous game.

>>713236548
Yeah true, it was a two way problem of the president acting like Duke is a hasbeen and Duke seemingly not giving shit about his planet despite "no one steals our chicks... and lives". I still think about how he did not give a damn about his twin bitches dying horrifically. That's not Duke.

>>713236551
That's why I said "kinda". The world has moved on from Duke and was willing to give the aliens a chance and it backfired hard because it's the fucking Cycloids.

>>713236517
>that wasn't anime

kill yourself weeb

>>713236649
Not kinda. Not at all.

>>713236725
It was on the track of it anon, the world became more pussy like and sees people like Duke relics of the past. The problem is that the game did it in such a shit way that it fumbles it hard.

>>713195024
>American idiot plays in the background

>>713236649
I don't think the Demolition Man idea works for Duke just because it's too boring for him but for what is worth I think Forever wanted to do that but they were afraid of actually committing to the joke. Duke is still the biggest hero in the world who makes every woman instantly pregnant just by looking at him and makes all men turn into cucks, his name is all over the place and he's effectively the center of that universe. The president is the one guy who disagrees and he literally only exists so that he can get punished for not thinking Duke is king.

>>713196203
I don't even have netflix lmao

>>713219720
>apu gets removed from the simpsons
>indian stereotypes go from bollywood and 7-11 people to SAAR DO NOT REDEEM and designated shitting streets
Hope he's happy

>>713194686 (OP)
He put L I M P in the intro for DMC, he’s alright in my book.

>>713237497
Never thought about it that way but it's true, kek.

>>713195463
Doing nothing is how I got to watch Castlevania go from a fun popcorn horror franchise filled with quality homages to a franchise for women and gays exclusively.

>>713221825
He's the prime example of the writer/creative who never achieves any success on his own merits so he leeches off of other people's work and then try to claim its success for himself. Most of these people are smart enough not to outright admit it though.

10 years ago when Wolfenstein The New Order launched I imagined a Duke Nukem game similar to it.
>Many years after DNF the aliens won
>Duke is a slave mining in the moon
>He is depressed since he lost and nobody remembers him
>A revolution starts and he joins
>Throughout the game he regains his confidence and becomes the badass we all know and love
I don't know how it could end, maybe he sacrifices himself? I don't know

>>713195880
The only people who would be willing to pay for a Duke Nukem game likely can't even afford it.

>>713237929
He takes the fight to the Cycloid homeworld because he is so fucking sick of kicking their asses.

>>713238148
I could buy it, I bought the new Doom. If Gearbox brought back the original level designers to make a new game, I'd be all over it. Like the 20th anniversary, but I want at least two more episodes.

>>713194686 (OP)
>>713194742
>>713194764
>>713195024
>>713195101
>>713195313
>>713195213
>>713197275

t. seething leftist communists

Shankar is right wing, based and bro tier.

>>713238660
Kill yourself Rajesh

>>713237929
Pretty much everyone always goes with the idea that Duke has been forgotten and has to recover his place in the world. True to life, yes but too obvious. Plus this isn't a character with any worthwhile introspection. It worked for BJ just because he barely had a defined character to begin with so the whole tired warrior ended up working well.
If anything it should be more of a Doom 2016 situation where Duke has been captured for years, aliens have taken over Earth and once he's released he takes back the planet, making all the usual adoration the NPC's give him actually justifiable.

>>713194686 (OP)
>IF YOU WATCH THE DUKE NUKEM SERIES
>YOU LIKE MEN

>>713236382
Pajeet and netflix can't help himself to shit on the source material.

>>713194686 (OP)
Did he buy it to make a netflix series or what?
I want proper Duke Nukem games ffs
I just hope that whoever will make another game about Duke won't fucking fall for twitter trannies who frame him as "le respectful homo and tranny enabler who respects all races"
Duke Nukem is racist and sexist. Always has been
"Those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride". Who do you think he was talking about? In LA of all places too

He’ll make Duke fight supernatural entities instead of aliens

>>713198232
>>713199264
Knowledgeable oldfags
Let me shake your hand

>Those illegal aliens are gonna pay for shooting up my ride

>>713239689
Duke doesn’t seem like the kind of person who makes those remarks in all honesty. I feel like his criteria is as follows
>Are you a hot babe? Free pass
>Did you not do anything to piss him off?
You’re golden

>>713238660
I don't care what wing he is, his DMC show was dogshit.
Do not mistake people hating leftist mental illness as an endorsement of your rightoid faggotry. All of you political extremists are the same kind of vile ontological evil that wants to take away what made vidya good back in the golden age.

>>713238660
I hated the DMC series for a large number of reasons.
One of which was they not understanding the point of DMC

>>713239903
Reminder this is real.
Or that time when he tricks a dying teenager into saying his catchphrase

The only thing his show did positively was make people re-evaluate the original DMC anime.

>>713199171
>Mixing genes does indeed create healthier and steonger children.
>Source a crazy leftists made it up
See he problem her?

>>713200379
>>713199504
Someone post the pictures.

>>713196441
It's not about the views, it's about it getting any kind of acknowledgement. The only way to drive out the faggots is absolute ambivalence to their products.

>>713239915
>Did you not do anything to piss him off?
You just know that straight White people will be pissing him off in the show
While fat negro women and faggots will be his allies
You just wait
I'm not blackpilling, I fucking hate modern american media and want them to make normal movies and games again, but I'm being a realist. Duke will be political and he will be a leftist. And the story and the whole narrative will reinforce that

>>713199171
Depends on where the genes come from.

>>713240104
I thought people liked the original anime. A bit too low on the action but the stories themselves were alright.

>>713236382
>All you need to do a good Duke Nukem series is to rip off the plot of Demolition Man
It did not.

BTW: Demolition Man is a frightening depiction of our modern times
>STW feminists scratch at any violence and offensive language

>so they have to get Duke out of cryostasis
Never happened in any of the games.

>>713211040
He isnt hated enough, hes basically poojeet Kevin Smith cranked up to 100 with pretending he "gets the fans" by making shitty cringe millennial core fanfics for his "multiverse"

>>713240471
Are you ESL or retarded? Re-read the post slowly.

>>713236649
>about how he did not give a damn about his twin bitches dying horrifically. That's not Duke.
OK SJW.
They are literally a pump and dump. Go cry about sexism on twitter to elon.

>>713240471
>scratch at any violence and offensive language
Huh? They fucking promote it
Last time I checked, LA was experiencing another wave of fiery but mostly peaceful protests. US has them regularly for the last 10 years at least

>>713240558
Nigger, this is the same person who said "Nobody takes our chicks... and lives". Fuck, in the same game he even said "Not my chicks, not my babes". They are pumps and dumps yes, but he cares about his bitches because who else is going to blow him? Dillon? That's gay.

>>713236649
>I still think about how he did not give a damn about his twin bitches dying horrifically
Did you even play Duke 3D? You can blast strippers to pieces there and the only thing he says is "Damn..."
Said twins weren't his love interest, what are you even talking about

>>713194764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui2SlM1Ayos

>>713240647
To be fair
>In 3d those chicks are already screwed, no saving them
>In later releases and later duke games, you can actually save the babes.
Duke is a shitty 80's action hero if he doesn't care about chicks at all.

>>713236382
I feel like this will only work if there’s also a satire of “Masculinity gurus” like Tate or all those fags on Twitter

>>713194686 (OP)
As a producer, I think he's relatively competent. Some of the shit he's worked on has been pretty good, and he obviously understands how to take a project to completion.
However, he's clearly a shit writer. I looked at his IMDB and while he's produced a lot of good stuff, the one time he decided to write (DMC) he fucked it up big time.
So long as he stays in his lane and functions as a producer, I think he can be part of these series, but he really needs to recognize his limitations as a creative.

>>713240703
Don't forget if you do kill them it even triggers spawns for enemies.

>Pajeet owner

oh this isn't gonna go well is it

>>713199171
Ever hear of outbreeding depression, midwit?

>>713236064
That's never gonna happen with Modern Atari. They're too busy bringing back failed kickstarter games (and failed for a good reason) and slapping their names on them for them to focus on Blood

>>713240647
that is duke's maximum level of sorrow. duke is like the manly version of a buddhist monk. all pain washes over his ego like water but only the killing of chicks seems to affect him

besides i would kill to have duke nukem show up to my funeral, take a big drag off a cigar, say "damn..." and just leave

>>713199171
it just means to not fuck members of your closest family you retarded nigger

>>713240703
>In 3d those chicks are already screwed
No they're not. You can kill strippers and prostitutes in the game
>if he doesn't care about chicks at all.
I didn't say that
He cares, it's one of his fucking reasons to kill aliens after all. It's just that he's not going to fall down and cry when another couple of them suffers a horrible death
>>713240862
>it even triggers spawns for enemies.
It's just the devs telling you "don't kill girls, retard". Even though they absolutely allow you to do it. You can even make up an inlore explanation for it. Like, killing women makes alien butthurt because they want to use them as seedbeds and all

>>713241125
>duke is like the manly version of a buddhist monk
He can get very angry though

>>713241297
Oh this might be a communication issue then.
I'm not saying he should fall down and cry, I just think it is out of character for Duke to make a joke about his bitches that are about to die.

>>713196203
I've been a Chuddha for more than ten years. I don't care. Let them do whatever they want.

>>713238660
>American Idiot plays

>>713230491
You think Duke wouldn't have done worse?

>>713235918
Painkiller

>>713236317
>nüTurok
wasnt that some multiplayer type shit?

>>713244304
Its third person I'm pretty sure

>>713238660
>two literally who retards
Fantastic point anon.

>>713194686 (OP)
so Duke Nukem is gonna become Dick Suckem

>>713194686 (OP)
Chillin' wiT mah niGar, Sri Sri Ravi Shankar!

>>713240331
A lot of people criticize it for being too slow paced and not WACKY WAHOO PIZZA MAN ADVENTURES (though a sizeable portion of people with that opinion happen to be newfags that got into the franchise with memes). At the very least it, it at least FELT like DMC and understood the themes of it, enough for it to be canonized in the games lore officially.

>>713194686 (OP)
humiliation ritual inc

>>713205672
Adi is Indian and they can easily stand their own ground against the US in the competition around sucking circumcised cocks