Kojima got me in 2019.
I won't get fooled twice.

He got me with MGS like three fucking times. Hated every entry. What a joke, when I see his name I interpret it as “SKIP”

2019
>It's not a walking simulator! Kojima-san wouldn't do that.
>Okay it's a walking simulator. And that's a good thing. Americans are great fans of first-person shooters and Death Stranding isn't one, it flies higher.
2025
>Prease buy my shooting game
Early reviews in
>I made it bad on purpose

OP are you sure you don't rike this kino gameplay?

Not even a little?

Filtered. I'm having so much fun holding forward.

>walking simulator >:(
>walking simulator kojima :O

Omg look, fucking nothing. See that hill? You can go there. Kojima, I kneel.

>>713365762 (OP)
Nice blog faggot, no one cares

>walking simulator
Filtered. You do much more than walking. For example, look at this zipline network. It lets you skip the game. Allowing you to move faster between exposition dumps so you can huff Kojima's farts.

>>713365762 (OP)
I will never play these games because bloated norman reedus is the protag.

You are truly filtered.
>He still hasn't discovered the hidden theme of DEATH STRANDING

>prease buy my elle fanning feet scan arigato

He made it bad on purpose to filter you.

>>713368271
Honestly I just beat death stranding, I enjoyed it for the most part. But this is interesting Kojimbo truly is a genius

Kojima hooked me in 2019. never played a Kojimbo game before but I get it now.
I will be buying it for sure.

>>713365762 (OP)
Filtered midwit

>>713365762 (OP)
Me too.

I preordered DS2 immediately instead of doubting him again.

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Based, get fucked OP.

>>713368163
You can't do this on your first run. You have to beat many chapters to create your first zipline network.
Also: it's a thing you use for sidequests not for the main missions.