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pro melee just officially died. press F
https://x.com/c9mang0/status/1937295807285461185
>>713497076 (OP)Press S to spit.
Fuck Smeleefags.
>>713497076 (OP)How does this fucking retard have almost 10k subs and peaks at like 400 viewers?
which shesports league was it that banned a guy for murdering his mom? call it immoral, sure, but she wasnt a player -- it was wrong, but it wasnt unsportsmanly. he shouldnt have been banned for that.
So what's next? Surely he has something on his resume that isn't related to nintendo games.
Finally Smash is dead. I hope someone shoots Sakyrai before he makes another awful band kid game.
>>713497181paid for the econ package of jeetbots
>>713497076 (OP)Now if only the rest of the other meleefags would kill themselves like that recent arab faggot did
C for Crab
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AS578kfxa4o
good fuck smash it's a pedophile den, not even a real fighting game
>>713497076 (OP)So what did he do
the clips aren't even that bad. He just did it around the wrong crowd.
>>713497405air humped a girl and she didn't like it
how does a mario kart world event lead to something like this?
>>713497405he got hammered and smashed
Not only a pro smash player, but an Eagles fan? Sheesh.
>>713497405Inappropriate behaviour while drunk on stream. I think that's the best definition of it. It wasn't particularly bad from what I saw.
>>713497539people are calling it sexual harassment when it wasn't even sexual. He just fucked a hat
>>713497168plap plap plap
>>713497076 (OP)I wish Nintend๐ฌ would stop making Smash games, but it's too profitable. I'm so sick and tired of smash bros fans and it's great to see smash hate normalized.
>>713497076 (OP)Someone just tell us what this guy so we can talk about it. Most of us just like to shit post and shoot the shit about random topics and we don't have in depth knowledge of competitive gaming drama
Also, competitive gaming has to be the stupidest shit ever. Real sports don't give a shit what you say or do. Tons of nfl players are murderers, even more are women beaters. Same with athletes of every other sport but esports, they literally think they're a sport, will ban you if you say milquetoast shit like 'there are two genders' or 'damn, that chick is hot'. Blizzard literally renamed mcree and re-did overwatch to the point where it's a failure now because of the most innocuous shot ever. Game devs and e'sports' faggots need to grow up because they're just a bunch of babies
>>713497581surely the girl on the right got in trouble for laughing and encouraging it right
>>713497658No she is a victim too, she only did it to avoid a violent response. Please read between the lines...
>>713497076 (OP)it's as if millions of transvoices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>>713497581wtf what happened to all that fat
On one hand, it really really is not that bad. Obviously this drama only exists because it's "that" crowd of self-hating white people who like to manufacture problems in their life.
On the other hand, Mang0 really needed this comeuppance for a long time. His friends (not to mention smash "community") have been coddling him for too long and enabling him to behave like a retarded teenager who just took his first sip of alcohol whenever he drinks
>>713497658Who would she be in trouble with? Mango's only fucked because he belongs to an organisation
>>713497649>Real sports don't give a shit what you say or dothey definitely do lmao
but the difference is, they just throw a 10k fine or a few games suspension.
>>713497658>surely the girlsthe girls weren't the issue, he apologized to them off camera privately. The real reason was because Ludwig and Cloud9 found the behavior too unprofessional and so they were let go and not invited to future events
>>713497076 (OP)2025 has been a pretty bad year for Melee, huh?
>>713497649Ah yes, the classic 'murder is fine, but being polite online is tyranny' take. Timeless.
>host event all about getting shitfaced
>have no one sober to keep a lid on anything
>invite a chronic alcoholic
>chronic alcoholic gets shitfaced and does something mildy inappropriate
>livelihood destroyed while you get off scott free
>>713497581i do stuff like this to my wife every day and she reacts even worse
>>713497076 (OP)C9 bros how are we holding up between this, LoL final lose because back door and some shitty bronzil team going to msi instead.
>>713497581>the kind of woman that secretly hates you and will take the chance to fuck your life up over anything>he gave her the perfect chancepoor bastard didn't see it comin'
>>713497581getting drunk near a person livestreaming is just asking for trouble.
>>713497649>Someone just tell us what this guy so we can talk about itHe crossed the line.
>>713497168A character from an old SNL skit but I guess that isn't who they are talking about.
>>713497581gotta love how because they're streamers this is basically full blown rape when if it was just a casual house party between friends it would've just been brushed off from a simple apology
actually insane
>>713497076 (OP)Been dead for years
>>713497649>need to grow upPhysically cannot, the publishers demand that the environment must be catered towards the age appropriate audience aka young teenagers. It's because of that everyone acts and is put down to that level of condescension and the reason why it's easy to get banned for saying the most mundane shit these days like it's Club Penguin or Habbo Hotel.
>invite person who has been a known alcoholic for over a decade, causing multiple issues before
>said alcoholic does things and ruins the event for everyone that is livestreamed online for everyone to watch
>>713497076 (OP)mango was always a piece of shit, i never understood why hes popular. i hope youre right and melee finally dies. the game is good but the community is awful
hope they ban everyone who defended hax
>>713497581Imagine ruining your career because of two 6/10 women.
>>713497576>thrust crotch by girls head>nothing sexual about it>all smash players do that to kids
>>713498046ExtraEmily is a 7.5/10
>>713497987Wild that "donโt act like a piece of shit in front of kids" is controversial to some of you.
>>713498046When you're that wasted every woman is a 10
>>713497627Just wait till Melee comes to the GC for Switch 2. With online play.
>>713497076 (OP)Melee dead due to misconduct and Ultimate dead due to Steve, rest in piss thank the lord
>>713497581is that list girl
>>713497767>>713497863Of course it is not serious, you see that behavior in frat parties and real sports. However, it's not appropriate behavior for a tournament involving a children's game. They don't want Smash into that type of community where greasy fat guys dry hump minors, they need to nip it in the bud.
>>713497863based
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>>713497581He should have done it further away, no issues like that since people are eager to cancel over anything.
>>713497076 (OP)I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pedophiles suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced
>>713498108Lol no, she's the definition of bug faced Asian
>>713498169>They don't want Smash into that type of community where greasy fat guys dry hump minors, they need to nip it in the bud.Brudder the shits already rotted to the core, too late for "not letting smash turn into that". Trannies walk around with their bulge out. Look up Salt SSBM or whatever the trannies name was that was doing this
>>713498130Smash in general Nintendo is very adamant about not rereleasing. They only want the newest one being bought and played. 64 was on virtual console ONCE and that has been the only rerelease of any smash game ever.
i wonder how sanitized and boring the future is going to be
>>713498248okay but as far as bug faced asians go she's a top tier one.
>>713497834>apology humiliation ritual>STILL get thrown outLmao deserved
>>713497076 (OP)No idea what this is so Iโm glad its dead to make way for better dogshit I like
>>713497076 (OP)Were there other threads on this whole Mang0 thing? Haven't been lurking the catalog very much.
>>713497581>those tattoosGodless queer.
Loser.
>>713497076 (OP)maybe these "people" will play a real fighting game now
>>713497181Most streams that dont bot their views are like that.
There are youtube channels with 1-2 Million subscribers but streams average 100-500 viewers and videos are 10k views on average except 1-2 videos that made it big.
>>713498109Oh no think of the children when you say mean words. But I guess mean words is more of a problem compared to groomers and titty streamers these days and it's easy to forget.
With this and the recent arrest of the diaper boy that mods don't like to see, there must be something wrong with the heads of Nintendo fans (especially those who defend it with their lives).
>>713497863is this guy the biggest industry plant in all of streaming?
>>713497767>only exists because it's "that" crowd of self-hating white people who like to manufacture problems in their life.just call them antiwhites you pussy.
Smash should've always remained a party game. Items and stage gimmicks are what made the game fun.
>>713497823Eh, Ray Rice of the Baltimore ravens literally punched his wife so hard she was knocked out. It was all on video and it is a pretty graphic video and he was only suspended for two games. I mean, I think he should have been banned for life. But the point is esports are for faggots because I always hear about people getting banned for life from smash or overwatch for mundane shit like being a jackass on camera or taking a picture with a cardboard cut out of Bill Cosby. God damn that shit is so fucking gay. No wonder speed running and 'competitive' gaming is mostly trannies
Ludwig has done nothing but leech off of the Melee community and make it worse.
>>713497076 (OP)>twitter threadHow about go fuck yourself OP.
>play party game for kids competitively
>surprised when the people who play it are manchildren and/or pedophiles
Esports are embarrassing enough already but nothing will be more pathetic than Melee.
>>713497840They had it long time coming
>>713497076 (OP)Horrible person
Horrible community
Horrible game
Deserved
>>713498552Ray Rice was suspended for two games *before* the video leaked. Once it leaked and everyone saw just how bad it was he was pretty much immediately released by the Ratbirds and suspended indefinitely.
>>713497840It has, thank fuck. Play a real fighting gam- oh wait there aren't enough children to molest at SF tournaments.
>>713498108>'''extra'''emily>shelmao
>>713497076 (OP)A guy can't get a little frisky at an open bar now? What has the world come to?
>>713497581Get this Mexican out of my country!
>>713497405>So what did he doHe did a socially undesirable animation sequence without possessing the requisite social physiognomic credits.
>>713497076 (OP)land of the free amright guys? haha lmao.
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>>713497076 (OP)wait, just 1 day ago he was drunk as fuck at some tournament party.
>>713497581I understand the decision, since Nintendo are cautious enough as it is with smash tourneys.
Had it been a game like CS targeted towards adults it would have been harsh though
I find it hilarious that it's not the women that are actually pushing him to be dropped but it's Cloud9 and Ludwig themselves doing it on their behalf. Surreal.
why do alcoholics always gets so defensive about their behavior
>>713498786I really hope they pull up their usual DMCA card at them and eradicate every Smash tournament / content imaginable
That would be righteous as fuck
>>713498845cause they're afraid of Nintendo coming down on them
>>713497581This is very mild and basically fucking nothing but USA gonna USA and be the biggest bitchtits of all time, you guys are almost Canada-tier nowadays and you let sensitive bitches take over all things video games too. But also, mango himself has been a huge fucking alcoholic for many years, he's infamously a drunken bastard so it's surprising this didn't happen before.
>>713498845Her uncomfortable expression forced their hand. She knew what she was doing.
>>713498845>Surreal.white knights must always defend their maidens
>>713498870This. Nintendo you DMCA the dumbest shit but please finally just kill this cancer once and for all. I never want to hear about smash gods or their retarded pedo simps ever again.
>>713498879Hence you wait until Nintendo actually issues the termination, you don't do it on their behalf and make yourself look like a white-knight.
I found the only good use of AI ever done thanks to reading into this out of boredom.
why does the entire fucking world bend over backwards because a woman is uncomfortable
what makes women so fucking special
>>713498910See
>>713498879They're already only allowed to exist because of Nintendo barely tolerating them, they aren't going to be happy that one of the top sponsored players is a drunk retard because Nintendo think it looks bad for their brand.
>>713497581Sure, not worst shit, 1 girl was having fun and the other was clearly disgusted by it. bad luck
>>713497581sex with women is so evil
>>713498938The problem is that Ninty is so squirrelly with this shit that instead of just asking Cloud9 to drop Mang0 they're more likely to try and finally get rid of Melee permanently.
So Mang0 is getting shoved out infront of the train before it gets here.
>>713497581another smash predator
you love to see it
someone make this deltarune related
don't forget mang0 is married and has a 12 year old kid
>>713498879Why would they host a party with beer if they are so afraid of Nintendo? lol
The most embarrassing part is a mid 30s "man" getting drunk
Ok Nintendo, shut down all competitive melee events and gatherings
>>713497581This is what happens when you invite women into men's spaces, and then they wonder why they disappear. If this is the kind of shit that ruins your future, why bother interacting with women anymore.
>>713498695He still sued and got paid a shit load of money and a few years later they literally honored him. What a shitty world we live in https://www.baltimoreravens.com/news/ray-rice-will-be-the-ravens-legend-of-the-game
>>713499148Then he is done with life and not missing much.
>>713497076 (OP)>>713497581>omggg guys im soooo heckin drunk. watch out girlies! i cant handle my frikkin alcohol and I go heckin crazay! its not my fault thats just how I am when im drunk!what a fuckin fag
>>713497076 (OP)Who's mang0? He's the one who plays Jigglypuff?
>>713498046The rating doesn't even matter, it would never be worth it.
>>713497581i want to cum inside extraemily
>>713499252He did like 15 years ago.
>>713499194Point but the biggest joke is that OJ is still in the Bills ring of honor.
Actually, no. The biggest joke was that Jon Gruden was removed from the Bucs Ring of Honor because he called people faggots in emails and is only getting reinstated this year.
Hax got banned for life for less
Let's hope mango ropes next
Melee players love drama so much, it's like they're only truly alive when they're gossiping and dogpiling on someone that's being witchhunted. Not so fun when the shoe is on the other foot
>>713499164Dunno. Smashies are notoriously autistic retards though so maybe that has something to do with it.
>>713497581Nobody would be crying if he did this to a dude. This is why you never invite women to anything.
>>713499148He is not married. He never married.
why is the left seemingly full of puritans despite the ideals they hold being the completely opposite
It's interesting that he hasn't been banned from Twitch, with how trigger happy they can be, it's surprising. Maybe because it didn't happen on his channel?
>>713499164... and livestream it.
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Only rich people can get away with doing creepy stuff.
>>713497076 (OP)>>713497581KWAB
The new Smelee community will rather kill their own game just so they could virtue signal and act morally superior over some dumb retarded joke
S for this community and game that died years ago
I keep mixing up mang0 with zer0 and I was just about to say god damn that retard got away with shit already and then does this stupid shit again???
>>713498818yeah, a tourist of gay bath houses.
>>713497581dudes do this kind of silly jokes between them all the time, what is the problem?
He isn't naked or anything like that.
>>713499458I mix up mango with hungrybox.
They all look the same
>>713497581that's the mango
>>713499063It's still Ludwig and C9 doing it well before it's even necessary for them to do so.
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>>713499458oh right, what happen to zero. I will look his chan...wtf
>melee tournaments without mango's buttbuddy commentators nuthugging him 24/7
Good
>>713497581what the fuck is this ape behaviour?
>>713499532This but for Hbox.
>>713499193>imageI get the impression that men not talking to the author, may be a personal problem with the author, and more likely than all men suddenly "hiding" from women.
>>713498910>This is very mild and basically fucking nothingNigga this is literally sexual harassment. He's getting his crotch near her head and doing thrusting motions.
>>713497581Wow literally nothing.
>>713497581why is it that men get in trouble for actions they commit while drunk but women dont?
>>713499590Commentators don't nuthug hbox
>>713499632Watch literally any Hbox match.
always hated ludwig after seeing his youtube and downloaded an extension just to fucking block his channel from my eyes, but I never expected to hate him more than I already did.
he sure is talented at that.
>>713497581>rapewhen everyone fucks each other at OTK and the two bitches are actual whores who'd start OF if their current business plan flopped
>>713498845>person that hosted the event and Mango's employer are punishing him rather than the random womenyes that makes sense
>>713497581This is really mild but he deserves to get cancelled for allowing everything that happened with Hax
S
>>713497581The Chines or Japanese one looks shocked.
>make event called beerio kart
>invite Well know alcoholic
>invite sluts live streaming the whole thing
Who could have seen this happen?
Imagine belonging to a community so awful that even the retarded thug-wannabes in the FGC couldnโt stand you anymore and kicked you out lmao
you VILL do nothing
you VILL say nothing
you VILL wear the mask
you VILL inject the MRNA
you VILL eat the bugs
you VILL live in the pod
>>713499403Wife, girlfriend, it doesn't matter. They've been in a relationship for over a decade and have a kid.
>>713499680You misread what I wrote. The women weren't pursuing him to be laid off. Ludwig and C9 did it on their behalf. It's the whole "I consent, I don't meme"
so m2k is washed, hbox is washed, mango banned, hax ded, leffen is a retard and also banned from few tournaments. is melee fucking ded?
Post more Extra Emily, She's hot as fuck
>>713499343If I remember correctly the nfl isn't allowed to remove you from the hall of fame based on your off the field behavior hence why OJ is still in the actual hall of fame too and can't be removed. Its funny seeing something like this about him that doesnt bring up that he brutally murdered people https://www.profootballhof.com/players/oj-simpson/
>>713497076 (OP)And all over a woman
When will you men learn?
Adam and Eve and Helen of Troy wasn't enough?
>>713497076 (OP)is this the fat smelee faggot who literally cried and got a person banned for throwing a crab onto the stage?
>>713499735Chillin is also dying and has a GoFund me.
thats fucking awesome. hopefully sex-pest hungrybox can get smoked next
>>713499801It's other men punishing him.
Well, now we know why Melee was absent in the Nintendo Switch Online Gamecube thing...
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>7y ago
>>713499735Yeah you forgot that all the best players are boring drug abusing faggots who have zero personality. The people still playing this game are all trannies and its not a joke
>>713497076 (OP)>Don't do anything for years>Encourage the behavior that got him banned>He's always been like this>Actively encourage him there and what happened was just him being drunk>Demolish the whole man's life after he has a familyNot even taking a side this whole thing is sad cause it's a witch hunt. They always have to lynch someone.
>take away an alcoholic's freedoms, incomes and hobbies
>do nothing to help rehabilitate
they are entirely responsible for the outcome
>>713499403That's honestly a bit pathetic of both of them and shameful what they've done to that poor kid. Who am I kidding it's extremely pathetic
Is this HAXX$ 20XX revenge?
>>713497076 (OP)>>713497581sexual harassment isn't funny or acceptable, chuds.
>>713499139I don't know anything undertale but this is such a funny frame I wanted to do something shit as fast as possible.
>>713497076 (OP)Lmao get fucked mango
This is what he gets for letting his cunt wife ruin my boy westballz with fucking lies
>>713497076 (OP)The next best thing is him being banned from tournaments and ropes himself, but hopefully this dents his income enough to hurt him.
kermit was right 8 years ago and is still right today
melee is only "dead" because the community only cares about a handful of people
>>713497576Yes Anon, go up to your female coworker at your workplace and airhump a hat beside her seat. See how quickly you get escorted out the door.
>>713499670you hate him because mang0 embarrassed himself on stream which caused his sponsor to drop him?
>>713497581>flirting on streamHe only has himself to blame. Ninja was right when he said that you have to minimise interactions with women on stream in all cases to avoid having holier than tough assholes come after you.
>>713499904That's the case for almost every competitive game right now. It's a travesty. Just weimar my shit up.
Leffen killed Hax and got away with it
>>713499752>she's hot as fuck>>713499330i want to cum inside extraemily
>>713498108>ExtraEmily is a 7.5/10
>Somebuddy did a heckin gesture i don't like but it involved their crotch so it's EVEN SUPA DUPA BAD
Sexual harrasment is not real. It's cyber bullying and hate crime tier. God i hope some terrorist releases a bio weapon and ends this fucking society.
>>713497581Honestly not even bad from what I heard about the clip especially given the context that its at a Ludwig event called
>BEERIO KART where everybody is drinking and hes clearly not being malicious
>>713500084*grabs your ass and sticks my fingers in your mouth*
sexual harassment is not real
>>713500000alright, guess anon has to do it now!
why is everyone so puritan now despite the fact we live in Gomorrah??
i think they're not actually puritan but they get off a little bit in their pantaloons by punishing people. It's a way to express power when ultimately in you're own life you're powerless.
>>713499826I thought he was recovering from the stroke
>>713499726they might've complained privately to ludwig who then makes the decision to not invite mango back until...whenever
mango makes some post apologizing and admits he has issues with booze
his org decide to drop him because of public anger
>>713499910Mango is capable of self control, he proved recently that he can lose weight & cut out alcohol. Half the melee scene consists of mang0 cocksuckers so they'll eagerly let him back in (and probably applaud on stream) once he's been gone for a while.
>Be alcoholic
>Go to event called Super Duper Beer Brothers
???
>>713500063Honestly the only problem is her round face structure. It's the ugliest type of asian phenotype.
>>713500000>workplace = beerio stream False equivalency
>>713500146>physical sexual assault = "harrasment"False equivalency.
Check out a local community college phi 101 course before you try posting again.
>>713500206>It's a way to express power when ultimately in you're own life you're powerless.For a while I've felt like this describes a LOT of what goes on in the world these days. Hell, maybe it's how people have acted for the entirety of humanity's history.
>>713500063Holy flat face
>>713500270>Mango is capable of self control, he proved recently that he can lose weight & cut out alcohollmao you have no idea how alcoholics work
it's a defined illness in burgerland
they will reap what they sow (and you should be worried about the legal issues going forward)
>>713499193It's not women. It's simps going apeshit that a guy makes advances at their object of obsession that leads to normal behaviour being shunned online. It was never a problem to have a woman around and flirt with her until the simpepidemic.
>>713499964The Meleefag seethe in that thread was great. You could tell just how much of a bubble they lived in.
>>713499412it's because of SCUM manifesto
>>713497229I don't think it's a very good look for them if some player comes up on the stream and the whole chat is like "isnt that the guy who killed his mum?"
I mean...were we really thinking mang0 was gonna leave this game gracefully?
>cater to an alcoholic for 7 years with no issues
>cut him off cold after 7 years
>"we did nothing wrong"
you had no problem fanning that flame until it blew up in your face
>>713500409Hope his whore leaves him and he loses everything tbqh
Why do people love him again? I seriously don't get it
>>713500398It's also not a good look if some player comes up on the stream and the whole chat is like "isnt that the guy who fucked his mum?"
but turns out that when the entire scene is filled with virtue signalling trannies, it's not about what you do, it's about your connections and your social background
Smash TO here
Mang0 is done, he's banned for life now.
>>713500485When he was younger, his schtick was endearing. The party goer who kept boring hbox in check.
Now he's a party goer at an age where he should be taking care of his kid and not walking around shirtless air humping girls.
Remember when Smahies said they didnโt need Evo and then became totally irrelevant shortly thereafter?
>>713497405>core values>harassment>inclusive>safe spaceSomething HR and the Karen's didn't like. Probably something masculine.
I don't know anything about this, btw. But judging by their leftist-language I'm guessing he didn't do anything worth noting and his whole career, reputation, and life will be ruined forever.
God, I hate women.
>>713500206it's at a sponsored venue on a sponsored stream with huge amounts of money on the line for what happens on that camera
whole thread is retarded
>>713500270Alcoholism is literally a mental illness.
>Guy is better at video games than you
>"HAHAHAHA I HOPE HE FUCKING DIES AND HIS KID DIES AND HIS WIFE LEAVES HIM"
Jealousy is so ugly...
>>713500613The games still get a bunch of tournaments each year, so no, I don't remember that second part.
>>713497229You seem to believe that a league can only ban someone for reasons to do with the actual game. But no, leagues are essentially private events, and as such they can ban anyone for almost any reason (I believe protected groups are still, you know, protected but literally just come up with an excuse lmao).
Same with teams. That's why that that one team kicked that one dude who accidentally shot his G-fuel posing with his gun. If a private organization feels like your participation in their events reflects poorly on them, they can ban you for that.
>>713498528just a rich faggot who only cares about views
>>713500752nothing that they didn't do to hax
>>713500282It doesn't even have to be a workplace. It can be any party setting. Unless you're a chad it won't work the way you think it does, but then again you're too pussy to do it anyways so it doesn't matter.
>>713500776Yeah and no one gives a fuck about them lol
>>7134999434chan is healing.
>>713497076 (OP)imagine if smashtards didn't kill panda global, they'd have officially sponsored nintendo tournaments instead they live like this
>>713500776Viewership has declined. Even the biggest tournies don't break 20k viewers anymore.
Good.
Act like a shithead get treated like one. Do that shit in private
>>713500862Isnโt that still way better than shit like CEO?
>>713497581It's a surprisingly retarded thing to do in this day in age knowing it was on stream, dudes got a family he needs to grow out of that shit because he just fucked up his income for them now.
>>713497581ah he wasn't chad.
>>713500908CEO is not a smash event.
It's literally a Capcom/EVO/Arcsys sanctioned National event.
>>713500741all the more reason why it wasn't le goat's fault
if they can push to get kiddy fiddlers like nairo back in, they can push to get mango back in
>>713497076 (OP)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA good fuck those tourneyfag pedos
>>713500994I know. Iโm saying that Melee is still way more popular than anything except Street Fighter.
You donโt think anyone actually likes that anime dogshit do you?
>>713497581TBQH mango has been lucky he hasn't been cancelled before being drunk all the time.
>>713500063I hate her eyes the most look like they're about to pop out of her eye socket
>>713497076 (OP)QRD? What'd that dumbass do this time?
>>713497076 (OP)what did melee do to attract autists who can't control themselves?
>>713499937Nigga where do you live? The 1930s? Who gives a fuck these days if a couple is married? Half the married couples I know cite "this was better for taxes" as like 40% the reason they got married, lmao. Didn't know the amish browse 4chan and are aghast at the thought of a child out of wedlock.
>>713501064I think Anon's saying Melee went from 100k viewers when it got evo billing to now.
>>713501137Have lots of depth and complexity and be better than every other fighting game ever made. Youโre bound to pick up a few autists with a game like that.
Mango would have been able to read the room better if he wasn't so comfortable being a drunken shit head on stream for years now. It's a shame because now he will be labelled as someone who "sexually harassed" a woman forever now. I don't think that's fair, it was just a joke that was in poor taste that looks terrible because it's on camera.
It reminds me of the Doug Stanhope bit about vice cops, how they're essentially pointless because the punishment for committing vices is inherent in the act. You don't go see a prostitute and then the next day go "wow look how smart I am for seeing a prostitute," instead you end up checking your willy for sores for the next two months and feel ashamed. Same for drunken mistakes and basically and other vice.
>>713501137It's a Nintendo game, autism is a given
When does he come back to save Melee?
>>713501189And itโs still going to have better viewership than Under Night Birthing Canal or whatever slop they have on main stage LMAO
Smash fags, man. They really are a deranged bunch. Probably wouldn't be so bad if they played a real game instead taking a shit ass party game too seriously.
Does mango have any life skills that he can fall back on?
>>713497076 (OP)why can't smash players be normal?
what is it about this game that attracts all the weirdos while stuff like SF and tekken get normal people
>>713501269>heErmmmm anon...
>>713497581I'm usually one to play off things like this, but you can't jump the back of someones head when you don't know them that well.
>He WAS LE HECKIN DRUNK!!!!No one cares, don't drink if you're going to slam your crotch into peoples heads when its VERY clearly not the fucking environment for it.
As other anons said if it was some private house party its w/e, but doing this in some random bar to some chick you clearly only half know then continuing to hump air on camera is fucking stupid lol.
>>713497168The badguy in Zoolander
>>713501269Itโs been a decade since he said โIโm coming back for good soonโ
>>713501297>>713501341I gave up on the fanbase getting any better so now I'm excited to see what kind of drama and controversy smash 6 will bring. I hope annoying faggots who play Steve and Sonic get exposed for something bad.
>>713501269>low the's never coming back
>>713499943Cute Jigglypuff!
>>713497581>the people responding "that was all"There were way more clips of him humping many more women in a compilation, but it looks like it got deleted. Does anyone have it saved?
>>713499964I don't play or particularly like Melee but even I know that's not true anymore. I throw that shit on in the background sometimes and Donkey Kong's a thing now, fucking Yoshi won a major tournament, watched a bit of CEO and people brought Pikachu and fucking Samus. I'm never gonna break my hands and controllers for this nonsense but it's way more fun to watch than whatever floaty Steve bullshit is going on in Ultimate
Cutting mango from events is going to massively cut viewership. You think people want to tune in to watch iBangedDadsWife pop another three bottles of addies and bullshit his way to another win? Even though mango was pretty washed he still drew people in under the pretense of being able to beat cody. Now there's one less person who can keep tournaments fun to watch. Who's left? Hungrybox can't. Zain is almost as boring as Cody and is also a giant shithead. Axe has been on the decline for years. Amsa seems to be focusing more on his actual life. Wizzy? Maybe if he grinds more but Wizzy is a coin-flip if he actually shows up ready to win. Generally I can't think of any reason to care
Good, though. Let the scene burn to the ground for all I care.
>>713500519>CUM Manifesto is a self-published manifesto by American radical feminist Valerie Solanas. Published in 1967, it argues that men have ruined the world, and that it is up to women to fix it. >To achieve this goal, it suggests the formation of SCUM, an organization dedicated to overthrowing society and eliminating the male sex. Of course they did damage control for how insane it would sound to normal people.
>The SCUM Manifesto has been described as a satire or parody, especially due to its parallels with Freud's theory of femininity.
>>713501341Itโs a game with Nintendo characters so children play it. Many autists are troons too which feeds their sick sexual perversions.
Kids arenโt playing Tekken, or Street Fighter, or even Guilty Gear (that has other things that appeal to trannies but the big one is easy access to kids).
>>713501341Whats funny is that SF and Tekken have lots of autists who from 09-25 have done really stupid, cringe and insane stuff at locals.
But Smash players are just their own brand of retarded and smell so bad no one cares about other scenes with half the retards and a quarter of the drama.
>>713500360>It's not womenIt is women by simply being there. Everyone knows that the dynamic of male only spaces changes when a woman comes in. Same thing happens the other way around in female spaces. Being 6'1" and above average looking, I've experienced that power when entering women's spaces. It's rooted deep in our biology.
>>713497581The shitty tattoos are worse than whatever the fuck this is.
>mang0
cancelled
>armada
swedish
>hbox
soulless
>leffen
untrusted
>m2k
autistic
>ppmd
low test
>zain
indian
has life worked out for any of the famous smash players?
is this another twomad scenario?
>>713501184You're right. The guy who just dried up his income stream by behaving like a jackass and getting drunk is the moral and stable one. There's no benefit to a monogamous society and everyone for thousands of years before us were all idiots.
Now excuse me xir, I need to go pick up my anxiety and depression medications.
>>713501818>The guy who just dried up his income stream by behaving like a jackass and getting drunk is the moral and stable one.The 'friends' encouraging his behavior and talking about it for clickviews aren't the stable ones either champ
>>713497076 (OP)They really cancelled him for that? Lmao. These people think they're saints.
>>713497076 (OP)he'll be fine, once he's 1 year sober he'll be welcomed back
>>713497181400 viewers is pretty good desu
in any case mang has 10k people who care enough about him to give him money every month but don't care enough to actually watch. he's more of an institution than a streamer
>>713497076 (OP)Reminder that Armada is and always has been the GOAT, and that jobbing for another decade after he got bored because he knew the game was on the decline will never make up for the difference in dominance, career stats, and player potential. Hbox > Mango too.
>NA
>Got bullied out of Warcraft by Chinese
>Got bullied out of Starcraft by Koreans
>Got bullied out of Dota by Russians
>Got bullied out of Valorant by SEA
>Got bullied out lf CS by Shroud getting cought hacking(Some retards still doubt this to be true)
>About to be bullied out of Age of Wonders when Microcucks stop pretending people care about that slop as much as they do about WC3
Literally the most irrelevant region in ""'melee""" anywhere except may be LoL(skin selling simulator) that plays worse than HotS and is long pozzed with nigger faggots(literally)
Happy at its worst > Grubby at its best btw
>>713501702Hbox pretty much has it the best, everyone hated him for playing puff but all the people that gave him shit for it turned out to be actual shitty people like leffen and mango.
>>713502095Jigglypuff fags will never be the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWzdR3P9XTA
>>713497576That is textbook sexual harassment you fuckin chode.
>>713500000based get
>>713497863How the fuck can you be an alcoholic or any kind of addict when you have a wife and kid? If you need a dopamine hit, just fuck your wife. I've struggled with alcohol in the past because I'm a permavirgin, chronically ill NEET who lives alone - but I STILL managed to quit just by thinking long-term about risk/reward.
The average addict gets way too much undeserved empathy. If you are a grown man with a wife, there is no reason you need muh beers to feel good every day.
>>713497076 (OP)The melee scene has been in steady decline for years now. Between this and all the constant bombardment of drama with the smash metoo bullshit which allowed a bunch of snakes to gain power within the community, it was practically inevitable that a brand-risk personality like mango would eventually be canceled over petty shit. And hopefully this is the nail in the coffin so that cancerous shithole of a community can finally die off. People always think they'll dread the day when something or someone they love finally dies, but in reality by the time it's finally over you're most just relieved to see your dementia-riddled grandparent kick the can. It's basically the same with melee. The game ran its course, had its golden era, it's renaissance, and now it's dying from within like an inoperable cancer.
I will say how ironic is it that the keystone figure of the community, aka the "melee will never die" guy, was betrayed by the same white knight clout-chasing snake that he called a friend and helped jumpstart his eceleb career when he had a fraction of mango's following. I'd feel sorry for him, but the reality is that he was complicit in letting the melee community rot to this point instead of using his influence to put some sense back into the community.
>>713498046Are you implying that guy is not 1/10 gutter trash? Look at that flab and that disgusting physique covered in gay tattoos.
Seriously brownie, I know rape is common to you reason you exist but in white countries this is not allowed and the guy is not charismatic enough or has the body to pull this off, I mean clearly.
You porn addicted shitskins need to die already.
>>7134975810 social skills, good riddance. It is smash faggotry so who gives a shit honestly
>>713497581>doing this on stream>expecting no backlash
>>713500063>most women look bad without makeupThanks for letting me know, incel-kun.
>melee scene is in decline bros 2 more weeks
>despite low tiers actually winning majors and shit now
delusional
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>>713497581Well at least they were not underaged.
This is the most normal melee player in the world and he is just a sex pest.
>>713502246He's drunk at a party. Way worse shit happened that night at when the cameras turned off lel.
This is just moral grandstanding from shit-eating trannies who own the Smash scene now because Celeste had wavedashing
>>713498562>leechHe hasn't profited of it.
>>713502278>Streamwhore simpig calling anyone incelKEKAROOO!
>rape 2 women on stream while drunk
>nooooo why is he being cancelled
>>713502208you just say that because you're a tranny and pussy is impossible for you to get tho. sex isn't that special for chads like us
Why did Ludwig make an event where the premise is everyone gets drunk? Something like this was bound to happen.
>>713502387>>rape 2 women on streamok then where are the criminal charges? you care about women's safety right?
He needed to get humbled.
>>713497076 (OP)And nothing of value was lost
>>713497581ugly skinnyfat faggot with gay tattoos, if you look like this kill yourself and your entire family
isnt maya a legit major whore according to that podcast she where she gets drunk and talks about about being a whore? just saying this girl needs to learn to take a joke even if its a bad one
>>713497076 (OP)JUST LET IT GO TRANNIES
NOBODY HAS EVER LIKED MELEE PLAYERS EXCEPT MELEE PLAYERS
IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY
JUST SWIG THE LEAD MOUTHWASH ALREADY AND GET IT OVER WITH NIGGERS NOBODY WANTS YOU AROUND!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE UGLY AND STUPID AND YOU SMELL BAD!!!!!
>>713502159Armada > Hbox > Mango by any serious metric that isn't
>uhhhh but mango kept jobbing for longer muh longevity bruh
>>713497076 (OP)>>713497834This is completely unacceptable. His punishment needs to properly fit the crime committed. This man must be hanged publicly for such a grave offense.
>>713502537This but unironically
>>713497834Where are
>why can't women let men have le hecking fun???
>>713502392>Anon is fucking his wife and managed to quit alcohol>UHHH YOURE A TRANNY lol
>smash shooting itself in the foot, yet again
there are like two players worth watching now
>>713502441>ok then where are the criminal charges?Hopefully coming
>you care about women's safety right?Uh yes? What kind of question is that
>>713497581thats it? wow americans are such faggots its not even funny anymore
>>713497834Where are
>why can't women let men have le hecking fun???anons now?
>>713502596His mom is cheering for mango's downfall on his twitter page kek
>>713502592>Hopefully cominglol
>>713502596Smash haters are posting Hax's open casket now lmao
Why are all melee players some kind of sex pest freak?
>>713497581Sometimes I want to see what would happen if a mega Chad did this exact thing to them and see what would happen
>>713502230Alcohol is banned in my country and every adult male has a wife, pigskin. Rape doesn't exist here and women aren't allowed to dress like whores in public. That video is literally from a whitoid country. You are the ones who drink poison and commit sex crimes. Then you shoot schools because your women don't want you with your effeminate pale skin and prefer masculine dark men.
>>713502441Are you blind retard? That sexual harassment right there. You fucking brown people.
>>713502728in that case both girls would laugh like the asian whore did and nothing would happen since nothing did happen
>>713497581that chink is kinda hot ngl
post her nudes
>>713502734UAE? Saudi? Qatar?
>>713502734>Bla blah bomb my shit my life sucks I am a goat fuckerHopefully we will torch your village down next week.
Don't worry about a thing you will be awaken by the sweet scent of napalm.
>>713502601It's really bad over here bro. Stay content that there are gender roles in your country.
>>713502701>why are uber/v/ tier shutins with no social skills with hot women in their space for the first time as if they were celebrities give them the idea they can do this?
>>713502834Abby edit when?
>>713502208>human behavior being this foreign to anon>frog posterlike clockwork
>>713502824>Stay content that there are gender roles in your countrythere arent the mind virus is here as well but this shit simply isnt "sexual harassment" its insane to call it that
>>713498323>top tierNah, she gets mogged by pretty much every other popular Asian girl streamer.
>emiru>fan fan>39daph>jinnytty>meowko>xchocobars>itshafuLiterally all of them mog emily. Iโm sure thereโs more but those are off the top of my head. The fact that Emily is more popular than all except Emiru just goes to show you that westerners have the absolute worst taste in Asians. Inb4 seething Emily simps.
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>>713499964damn that post aged so poorly lmao
Only indians are defending him
>>713502834@grok do a funny edit with this
>go past 2 women
>its called rape
how've americans become gotten so dumb
>>713497581>ban over funny shit like this
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>Haxs mom roasting Mang0 for being short
Even old grandmas hate us... being manlet is the worst fucking curse
>>713502834i remember that combo video
>>713502989How is shoving your dick in a womans face without consent not rape?
>>713502943>paste the picture>says "content is moderated"whack
>>713502989>>713503054>they didn't say no so...
>>713502896Gonna write these down and head on over to wikifeet later on. Thanks!
>>713503054its not his fault theyre sitting on the floor
>>713497581People do this in parties all the time. But of course if the female decides its wrong then its over. When did females end up with so much power in society?
>>713503094OC fresh from the /ssbg/ farms
>>713502734>Rape doesn't exist herekek. nice one anon
>>713502997>deadbeat dad worshiper defends this behaviorof course
>>713502989Imagine if a 600lbs, bald, smelly black woman randomly started shoving her tits in your face. I know it's hard for unwanted incels to imagine a situation where they are receiving sexual harassment, but that doesn't change what it is. What makes this case even more embarrassing is the guy has a wife, it's not like he is some bald Indian who can't get any.
>Make literal trailer trash the face of your entire community
>Get flabbergasted when acts like trailer trash
God how the Melee community so fucking dumb it baffles my mind they've lasted this long.
Anyone defending this drunk is unironically an incel
>>713497076 (OP)It's a fucking old game. Move on already.
>>713499942agreed, where is it though?
God I fucking hate twitter
>>713503197>Anyone defending this drunk is unironically an incelreminder everyone was ok with this behavior til it was on camera
>>713502896I watch daph and without the makeup she looks just as ugly. She also has that annoying post-ironic personality that rebellious asian girls do.
cope
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These people are so fake lel. Mang0 was set up.
>>713502401To be fair Coney's success has been coming from an ongoing pursuit of actively moving towards being purely a spectator of Smash rather than a participant outside of going to Smashcon every year because it gives him an excuse to visit the friends that were the best men at his wedding. He's been cut from the same cloth as Alpharad of building an audience through Smash and then moving past it when given the opportunity to move past it, and I think it was for the best that he did that.
Still probably the only truly good man from Smash.
>>713502734>rape doesn't exist heregood morning saar
melee and fighting game tournaments in general are fucking cringe, cancel them all
His biggest sin here is he got caught. Getting smashed out drunk and humping your junk in someone's head is not acceptable behavior. At worst it could be a misdemeanor.
There's no real defense for this. It's not the end of the world, it's not manslaughter or actual rape, but it is extremely unprofessional and unbecoming and you shouldn't be surprised when people cut your with you over it.
>>713499964This post is so cringe and yet you screen capped it
It fits /v/ pretty well tho. Some fat retard seething about a game hes never played and events he doesn't watch
>>713503453Street fighter is ok because its mostly Japanese or other Asians at the top. It's when white/blacks/spics get involved
>>713503472You can't invite a real person like mang0 to an LA party with cameras.
>>713503436I remember watching him play PM all the time at Xanadu
Those videos have all been removed now so that faggot gimr could shill for nintendo and make clickbait garbage all day
also that image isn't coney
>>713503331I think Daph actually looks pretty good without makeup. Iโll agree that her personality isnโt for everyone. She also comes off as someone that suffers from a few mental illnesses. Iโd pump and dump but wouldnโt marry.
>the problem is a white women was offended
oh, right.
>>713503472>There's no real defense for thisDON'T GIVE YOUR ALCOHOLIC FRIEND ALCOHOL AND THERE WILL BE NO ALCOHOLIC BEHAVIOR
WOW
>>713503492he watches more than you considering he can actually name names
>>713503472wait a minute, that was him that did the humping. what a fucking retarded reaction. all he did was hump the air near some girls faces. so what?
>>713500000yeah a literal beer drinking competition is totally the same as some white collar corpo office job. very smart. i dont respect your get either pendejo
>>713502601anon, not everyone is part of your brown grooming gang raping children across europe.
>>713503472>people playing a children's video game at an event with alcohol should be "professional"
post your reddit karma points
>>713501341>SF and Tekken get normal peoplelmao
Nigga have you ever been to an actual SF or Tekken event
The only reason you think this way is because your worldview is made through the lens of 4chan.org/v/
>>713503550shit dawg could have fooled me, too late for me to be shitposting I guess.
>>713503786That's why I think this was a set up so they could cancel someone
Like they were all waiting for someone to get drunk while they pretended to drink with the cameras on
>>713497767Kill yourself avatarfaggot tranny.
>>713503629That's why I say his sin is he got caught on camera. Again, there's no real defense for this. In the grand scheme of things, this isn't that bad. It's not grooming minors, it's not rape, it's not bullying someone to suicide.
But it is gross and there's nothing you can really do to handwave it away.
>>713503583>I think Daph actually looks pretty good without makeupShe has the exact same bugface, Anon. Stop simping.
>People on Twitter saying he can come back in a few years probably
nigga Nairo got *accused* of pedophilia (He got sexually assaulted by a 16 year old) and still isn't allowed at events
Crazy that brown people now living in the west think this is acceptable behaviour. I fear for our future
I wish all nitnendrones died violently and stopped shitting up /v/ - Video Games with their garbage.
A man can dream, right?
>>713503943>nigga>actual pedo apologist>asterisksYou need to go back.
>>713499943reminded me of this for some reason
>terrible friends create terrible people
>>713500063that side profile is horrendous. people actually want to fuck this girl? jfc
God forbid someone say nigga instead of nigger, a fucking 14 year old on /v/ - Video Games might have a fuckin conniption about it
>>713503943its mango so theirs inherent bias so he will probably be let back
>>713500063A male with these facial features would literally be seen as an unfuckable incel. I tried to resist the blackpill for years but holy shit, it's over for average men in the west
>>713498167list girl and the one and only maya higa
>>713502278He said the actual truth
>>713504130>muh side profile Genuinely, how deep do I need to be in the incel pit to care about stupid, irrelevant shit like this? Do you also keep old books on phrenology on your desk? Cringe as fuck.
>>713497076 (OP)About time
Take a fucking shower
>>713502630Based, let Melee burn
>>713498910>he starts humping>she shakes her head and says no>he keeps doingthere are other clips of him doing multiple times throughout the night.
its sexual harassment
also he kept touching the girl on the rights hair while dry humping.
>>713497405he wasn't looking like a chad
big mistake
>>713497894>>the kind of woman that secretly hates you and will take the chance to fuck your life up over anythingAll women?
>>713504365Reminder he's doing that on stream while having a 12 year old kid, who could be watching. He's a shithead
>>713500275sure but it acts as a dinner plate for my cum so im not gonna complain.
>>713497581Getting fucked over by an uggo like her must suck. Muslims are right.
>>713504252You're just figuring this out? Accept it before you end up as another ACK or school shooter.
>>713504443also is known for maybe not this exact behavior but being a drunk who does stupid shit while drunk.
he should have been pulled up on this years ago.
>>713497581The Asian chick on the right is pushed super hard by twitch and reddit, I wonder if she has connections back in China?
How hard it is to not do this shit on camera
I'm not asking these fucking apes to not be socially-stunted drunken morons, that's clearly an impossible request.
But if you're going to do shit that's immoral, illegal, or has severe social consequences then don't fucking do it for a camera.
What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>713500000I fucking hate when I disagree with a post with strong digits.
What's with you fags acting fake in this thread? You know you're anonymous here right?
>>713497076 (OP)Wat dat nigga do?
>>713503943He kept going back to that bussy over "blackmail" instead of consulting any authorities, nigga anted that zesty lil succuboi
>>713500063Built for running red lights
>>713497862Trying to ruin people's lives to enforce your delusional fantasy is tyranny, yeah
>>713504584nah. she probably sucks and fucks twitch staff.
>>713504586Mango has been getting shitfaced on camera for years though.
>>713498552>Ray Rice of the Baltimore ravens literally punched his wifethats self defence, she lunged at him.
>>713504351how is a side of the face not relevant to if a face is attractive or not?
>>713504586>But if you're going to do shit that's immoral, illegal, or has severe social consequences then don't fucking do it for a camera.are you retarded? streamers income depends on the reacts.
okay why would anyone invite a low functioning alcoholic to a party
I get that he's an adult with a wife and kids now but I feel like the people responsible knew him enough to know that Mang0 ends up either A. Says stupid shit or B. Does stupid shit
and why would someone stream a party, like who is supposed to be the demographic for this
"Oh yeah. I want to watch other people party this evening" why not watch Superbad or even Pineapple Express at that point
>>713497076 (OP)what will child rapists play now?
>>713497581This is tame as far as drunk trailer trash behavior is concerned, but nonetheless this guy was on the bubble for years. Only surprised it took this long for him to trip a wire.
>>713497076 (OP)why does the smash community have so many controversy?
>>713504730And it finally caught up to him.
>>713504784>"Oh yeah. I want to watch other people party this evening"That's what they do now. Emiru does pool parties. Kai Cenat does 18+ events and Streamer University. Like this is standard. These people are just fake that Mang0 was with.
this is why alcohol and other party drugs should be banned worldwide
>>713497581How do I attain this body type?
>>713504784Ludwig resents him for being the goat. Ludwig sabotaged this autistic pro vidjagame sperg for his own gratification.
>>713498948i hate ai slop as much as the next white man but i do indeed give this a heckin updoot!
>>713497767Shut the fuck up freak
>>713504730Getting shitfaced on camera is generally not a great idea but isn't in itself a problem, the issue with it is that getting shitfaced leads you to doing aforementioned illegal shit.
>>713504769>streamers depend on reactionsyeah, cool, great, it's still not a good idea to commit crimes on camera
>>713504573he shouldve but the only reason he didnt because none of it was bad as this and on camera no less
>>713504914>Ludwiggreasiest of them all
>>713504829only after doing it for years and years and essentially profiting from it
regardless people will still tune into his stream and sub so it's not like he ruined his career
>>713500063>looks like this>still has thousands of loyal daily viewers>became filthy stinking rich through her streaming career>all of her simps would drag their cocks through broken glass just to get a whiff of her pussy>her ricecel counterpart is hanging from a noose at the Foxconn factory I hate women. I HATE women. I FUCKING HATE WOMEN.
>>713500969Im really trying to wrap my head around how someone virtue signals somebody he knows a lot about but in return doesnt know who the fuck you are and will never ever read your post on the mongolian kite extremist forum.
And so my conclusion is you are a gossip loving underage faggot straight from twitter.
And just like that i solved another case of what are these retards talking about.
>>713497581Yeah as a straight edge incel this failed normie faggot can get fucked lmao.
Off to the wagie cagie you go now, if he even finds one because any future employers will see this shit.
>>713504951he didn't do anything illegal, just a joke that was in poor taste.
>>713504951>yeah, cool, great, it's still not a good idea to commit crimes on cameraway to intentionally miss the point
almost like it's intentional
>>713501702Hbox is now the millionaire king of the zoomers
>>713500282>>workplace = beerio streamstreaming is their job and they all work for the same company.
they are effectively co-workers.
>>713505016How is it supposed to be a joke?
>>713497581A reminder that Maya tried to cover up an attempted rape with mizkif.
This was an inside hit planned by hbox and Ludwig, watch the footage and you can even see Emily encouraging his behaviour by laughing. This was a setup for clicks and views.
>>713505020don't be coy, faggot, speak your mind if you have a point (you don't)
>>713505016I doubt she'll press charges but that's pretty textbook harassment and there's a good case for assault, anon. (not sexual assault, regular assault)
No, you don't need to touch someone to assault them, that's battery.
>>713499607The funny thing is that the author of the article literally used to work on marketing for the porn industry, now here she is asking retarded questions about why men are addicted to porn and compartmentalizing their intimate lives.
>>713500063Here's your videogame streaming platform. An actual demigod nekted into shekels for shit like this
>>713501392thats a deep cut
>>713497581>woman does this>nothing happens>man does this>firedah yes "equality"
>>713504961>on camera no lesshe(literally in this video) was telling them to turn the stream off.
as soon as his drinks got cut off he wanted everyone to stop streaming.
pretty sus if you ask me.
>>713504973pretty much my bitchy younger sister. sheโs a 4/10 asian girl who becomes an 8/10 with fakeup on. sheโs had a bunch of white chad boyfriends and other rich asian dorks trying to get with her but sheโs saving herself for the rich giga chad of her dreams. all have been used up and then dumped. i on the other hand am a 30 year old virgin and will probably die one. ngl if there was a magic pill that would turn me into a biological woman iโd take it without hesitation. being a non chad man in this world is an absolute waste of time and nothing but suffering. i wish i was dead desu.
Retard Ludwig invites alcoholic to drinking "event"
Kek
>>713497168Second fiddle to Armada
>>713505236faggot victim loser
ChuUh
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One way this is really gonna hurt viewership that I haven't seen mentioned: almost all the big tourneys have been using Mang0s twitch channel to stream on for the past few years. Mostly cause his channel was so huge and had so many followers. Now they are gonna have to find somewhere new. But even outside of that, lot's of people rooted for mang0 still because he was usually the best hope against IBDW.
Hungrybox always said that he will compete for however long Mang0 does, as a friendly rivalry. Once he starts missing top 8s, I think he will be out. And with The Big House gone.... it genuinely might be coming to an end. I've been watching since about 2013/2014. My favorite years were the first few Summit tournaments... it was such a special time. RIP
>>713504914Why would he resent it when he was a mango fanboy melee guy before he ever blew up, one of his first viral videos is literally a Kanye parody about missing the old mango
>>713505152Why? Does it matter? Otk is part of night media. They're the same Jews that puppet all of the other streamers and big content creators.
>Asmon >Hasan>Speed>Mr beastOtk could kill thousands of Palestinian children and still not get cancelled.
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>mango terminated
Looks like westballz got the last laugh
>>713504914who the fuck is ludwig?
i only pay attention to the greats:
leffen, mang0, hungrybox
>>713497581I get that some people already hated Mango, and some people just like canceling people and smelled blood, but it gets me that even people who actually like Mango are unironically calling this sexual assault
>>713505405Because he'll always be a leech? He's never earned anything and he knows he's no different than any other react Andy. It's not that complicated, he did kinda let this happen when he's usually so careful.
>>713504883Be around 23-27% body fat without lifting any weights.
Honestly, it's sad that there are so many men who refuse to at least do curls a few times a week. How do you walk around with the arms of a woman and not feel shame?
>>713505565incel crabs in a bucket, ugly to see
Considering the amount of shit out of the smash community its hilarious how much tame this feels.
Also, it's not just that one webm posted above, there are probably like half a dozen or more clips of him going up to different woman, air humping them, being handsy, etc. It's very definitively sexual harassment, and it makes sense for a company to drop their representative when he spends an entire evening being a sex pest on video.
>>713505529He was scar and toph's editor then he started commentating, then streaming and ended up blowing past anybody in melee
>>713505529>leffen, mang0, hungryboxAll of them are washed up. Only Zain and Cody and the only good Melee players left.
>>713505565It's not sexual assault
It's just regular assault
Also harassment
It's good to know the law
It's bad to commit crimes on camera
Everyone under 35 appears to be brain damaged
>>713505646>Cody "I lied about having sex with my mom for attention" SchwabMelee is fucking cooked. How could one game become such a cesspool for degeneracy.
>>713505565Terminally online people who have never went to a party or out drinking are calling this sexual assault. Drunk retards dry humping things isn't noteworthy at all for normal people.
>>713505708>how could the comp scene for a 20 year old game that was always exclusively played by smelly autists become a cesspool?Is that a serious question?
>>713505729This isn't normal behavior for a man with a wife and child
>>713505791Well go out drinking and tell me what you see.
>>713505117Mizkif and Maya's friend tried to rape a drink girl at their house. They found out that night and sent her home. They then went to the girls house and sat down with her for hours trying to bully her into not making a police report on their friend.
Can't believe everyone forgot this shit lol.
>>713505790No, not really, but I felt like I had something else to my comment
>>713505729>Bro it's cool I see dudes drunkenly assaulting women all the time!You probably shouldn't tell people that
>>713505791I don't think he's actually married to the mother of his son
>>713505137>don't be coy, faggot, speak your mind if you have a point (you don't)lmao i hit the nail on the head
kiss my ass i win
>>713505842I've seen a lot of funny things
>>713497076 (OP)>dude melees totally dead!!!>for real this time!Said the deranged shitposter for the 49845th time.
>>713505016Sir! I am saying he did not do the illegal, sir!
How to have a GF in 2025 without getting fucked by women?
I don't think he did anything to give two shits about, but Mango kinda needs to grow up and get his shit together instead of playing melee and getting drunk all day
>>713505802post a picture of your hand
>>713505926save every message incase they try to fuck you over
>>713505926Date a non western girl
>>713505926Be attractive. That's the only real way. If you are not attractive you are liable to get accused of and charged with sexual assault at any time and the legal system is stacked against you.
>>713505821Nobody will do shit. Twitch is completely astroturfed now. It's tv for zoomers and Maya is one of the characters.
The world before 2000 would literally blow zoomers minds
>>713505926You have several options:
1) be good looking and not NEET
2) develop strong social skills, confidence, and a sense of humor, and go on lots of hinge/tinder dates
3) devote lots of time to social hobbies that involve interacting with the same group of women on a regular basis and develop friendships with attraction
>>713505926Bro, your Tulpa? Otherwise just wait for AI.
>>713506086>You have several options:>1) be good lookingYour post should have ended there, the rest is bluepill slop and you're actually putting the safety of naive incels at risk by suggesting that they should "just be confident bro"
>>713497168Should've followed the Billy Graham Rule.
>>713505985desu even chads aren't safe from divorce rape
poor bastard got railroaded for being drunk at a drinking party
>>713500063yellow fever bros not like this...
>>713506086>>713506175>1) be good lookingthis, I rejected women who were into me without any consequences
>>713506175>Noooo don't go outside don't interact with people don't have hobbies You're crabs in a bucket
Live streaming and it's consequences have been a disaster for the human race
>>713505821Got a source on this? I'm interested in learning more
>>713502208sex with the same woman gets dramatically more boring the more you do it. after like a year it becomes almost a borderline chore at times to keep her happy unless you go without for a while. thats why people cheat so much because it gives you a dopamine rush fucking some strange that your partner cant anymore. unironically drugs are way way more satisfying long term than sex.
>>713506331>>713506175If ugly people didn't fuck there wouldn't be so many of them
If you can't fuck it's not because you're ugly unless you look like the dude from Mask
>>713506401>If ugly people didn't fuck there wouldn't be so many of themUgly women fuck, ugly men don't. Incels come from the mother's genetics.
>>713506528>ugly men don'tLiterally go outside.
>>713497405he made a popular girl feel icky for 10 seconds on camera
>>713502896>calling other people simps but knows the names of all these ewhoresfucking kill yourself
>>713497987>>713498109>>713498502The way they go after it is the real problem.
Up to last gen, games used to say online interactions aren't rated.
Now Microsoft, Nintendo, and likely Sony are monitoring you live chats and encouraging people to report any violations.
>>713498512One fan trooned out after losing at the Nintendo Championship thing.
>>713497581>haay guis!>I'm such a quirky cungus haha>beer amirite???>can I haz sex pls>bro it was just a prank!
>>713506373Mizkifs friends name was CrazySlick who molested adrianah lee in front of like two witnesses while she was passed out drunk who confirmed it. She took out a defamation case against mizkif later but lost. It was a long time ago.
>>713505602This is why I started lifting. Feels good.
>>713497581Aris did worse and is fine
>>713503094Wait a minute... those button colors on Doug's shirt...