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>>713512706
>pastebin.com j3cJLAxs
I don't get it.

>>713512706
Lmao I was worried what kind of sus this leads to but it's just a "your mom will... you know what if not post"

>>713513462
>more chain letter bullshit
Watch retards reply to it """ironically""".
You niggers are no better than your AOL boomer grandparents.

>>713513536
My actual boomer parents couldn’t figure out aol if their life depended on it. iPhones and Zuckerberg brought them in.

>>713513762
Reposting facebook "share for luck" shit is just the same. Digital superstition that gets perpetuated because it's silly (just in case tho).

>>713514810
oh my sides

The archive comes in handy for threads like these.

>>713514863
>>713514945
my sides

>>713517228
fable 2 if made in india
>>713517069
>he wrote in big letters at the end to ruin the paint job
cant even be mad at him anymore

>>713517290
the gay collar gives the dog unfair advantage by having demons warn him about approaching danger
that crusader kot shall vanquish this demonic dog inshallah

>>713516630
punny

>>713517606
holy fuck

>>713514691
Lol, filename should be "what was his name again"

>>713513462
>>713513536
BUT SHE WILL DIE IN HER SLEEP IF YOU DON'T REPLY TO ME NOW FAGGOTTSSSSSSS

>>713517504
kek

>>713515019
what anime? is it good?

>>713512495 (OP)
>fat woman "dev"
of course

>>713518149
Lots of SMASHED and SLAMMED genes here. What a skeem

>>713512706
Fuck

>>713517994
It's a Chinese film. Legend of Hei

>>713518289
thank you

>>713518571
stormcloaks really are chud lions

>>713519020
>I know every word he says
I need to get off the brain rot train for a while

>>713518953

His first love and the only Asian girl at his high school, dated white guys and friend zoned him and it mind broke him still over a decade later lol

>>713518953
YEE HAW

>>713512495 (OP)
>/v/ reviews your RE4 inventory

>>713512495 (OP)
but i cant review mindseye i didnt buyed it

>>713518953
>people grow up and their tastes change
Okay? Trying really hard to be upset over nothing with this one

>>713518462
Did they dieded?

>>713517887
Tvh

>>713520853
>in protest, I'd like to think

>>713521529
A drawing of WHAT?

>>713519196
Even "the triple ripple"? What's that?

>>713513113
>Call of Duty 2026 calling cards.

>>713515023
kek

>>713512706
There’s no way this is real

>>713522874
This makes me uncomfortable

>>713523164
Yellow paint is still permitted to have lead in it in most of the world if it's for "professional" uses such as road markings.

>>713514945
>I'll build anywhere!
>CAN'T BUILD HERE, SIR

>>713525165
>

>>713519595
not only did this dogshit look awful, but the guy responsible for it failed to account for how it would kill the lichen that grew on the castle walls so it left a mark after they took the metal off
Last I checked they were still trying to get the lichen to grow back

>>713522346
Add 30 Chinese spies and 12 Russian hackers, and you've got a HoMM army.

>>713520794
You wish

>>713525463
maybe diversity wasn't our strength after all?

>>713521665
I love seeing people good at things. Shit's rad.

>>713523142
I've been on other boards for the last 11 years, it warms the cockles of my heart to see that there are still Manly Tears jokes.

>>713525334
I'm honestly impressed it got greenlit in the first place

>>713517658
Bastard

>>713525334
wouldn't it be easier to just remove the lichen from the rest of the castle

>>713523213
Man what a tank.

>>713525509
>when youtube says to stop using ad blockers

>>713515023
reddit

>>713517658
hey it didn't crash this time

>>713526112
>Rain World Saint campaign

>>713520794
i heard there are vending machines on mount takao. imagine being the poor bastard who has to refill them

>>713522610
master pain's in town.webm

>>713521665
I expected a vehicle to crash through the wall and kill three of them.

>>713523053
Just once I would like to see Pat get punched in the face

>>713530565
Bokoblins have been here.

>>713531235
when you see it...

>>713512863
prey 2017 gameplay

>>713530708
fuck off miranda send in blue pussy

>>713532036
he's lucky it didnt take his hand with it

>>713518462
bad feather mask

>>713518724
no movie has ever looked better than this

>>713524813
>10s
was that thing even metal?
it looks like it splintered or something

>>713521736
took me a sec, was expecting quake 2

>>713523653
I hate this but I'm impressed

>>713523746
I had a buddy who got in a fight once and was shot in the back of the head. He didn't realize, he thought someone just knocked him with a bat and it wasn't until the next day that we went to get it checked out that they saw a bullet lodged in his big dumb skull

>>713533550
yeah it looked like wood. I don't think he was trying to kill the guy just deliver a beatdown (he failed)

>>713530708
>vidya blimps

>>713535015
Your buddy's skull taking a full-ass bullet like it's a bee sting is both horrifying and a little awe-inspiring. Man built like a Fallout NPC, just shrugs off lead trauma like "ow, weird." Bet he still lost the fight too.

>>713520745
nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

>>713521378
Pastamancer

>>713516748
Bro, you clearly got greedy

>>713516310
>professional mermaid
>can’t hold her breath for longer than five seconds

>>713518027
Kek

>>713519020
My liege

>>713518953
>flip food made by his parents is disgusting
>flip food made by a White chef is delicious and he’s jealous he can’t get in to eat it
Incisive social commentary.

>>713523213
>not a single cop tried for the keys
Dude deserves his freedom

>>713518953
Why is he staring awestruck through the window in our direction?

>>713512706
link is for 'p

>>713514945
>cant put that there, m'lord

>>713542092
I think the real problem is they're obese

>>713515143
MESATSU

>>713517321
>>he wrote in big letters at the end to ruin the paint job
What are you talking about?

>>713516310
>The Prestige modern remake

>>713518624
nigga did you literally not play skyrim

>>713520745
idgi

>>713528934
They get paid for it, bro

>>713545789
>girls name is "male man"
what did they mean by this

>>713530231
Kek that's indeed what the camera angle and video quality suggest

>>713521821
underrated

>>713546848
Oh for fucks sake, how'd I miss it

I'll upload what I have

>>713532920
>>713533497
These are fucking 10/10

>>713525583
lmao

>>713535015
>a fight
>shot in the back of the head
bro that's a little more than a fight

>>713534260
It's all just mocap bro

>>713547945
btw gacha niggers are subhumans

>>713523213
probably on drugs right

>>713522827
the bin guy fucking killed me

>>713522610
BALLSBALLSBALLSBALLS

>>713521378
>straight outta the spaghetto

>>713521582
Far Cry 2 was bad but it is not modern

>>713540794
Ah yes, Rhodesia: a country known for winning

>>713518005
the fuck are you babbling about you fucking retard

>>713526465
Never underestimate the retardation of politicians and the corruption necessary to spend money like that in the first place.

>>713546537
Dunno, because "Herr" does not translate to "male". It can translate to lord or sir.

>>713553556
tbf, the blacks (i.e. Mugabe and his ilk) were not winning until the whites got backstabbed by everyone

>>713518953
I don't even know how many of this guy's comics I've seen solely by browsing /v/. is he genuinely mind broken or is this some weird grift he runs to garner sympathy or what? is he still actively making them or does he just have a sizeable archive of shit like this?

>>713520853
>the individual is now approaching me with a knife - in solidarity, I'd like to think
>the person is now stabbing me - in retaliation to police violence, I'd like to think
>I am slowly bleeding out on the ground - in support to black lives matter, I'd like to think
the mental gymnastics these people perform is crazy to me. she has evidence right in front of her and instead of facing reality she desperately tries to find a way to rationalize it as a good thing in her fucked up brain.

>>713516292
Alternatively, Black Ice Battle.

>>713555286
>Lord or Sir
ah yes, two titles that don't apply to a specific gender such as male which is why so many ruling ladies are known as lords and people refer to women as sir. actually, wait a minute.....

>>713522946
totally not fake

>>713546380
There are vending machines up there, but there's also a service road that leads to the top of the mountain. There's ramen and soba restaurants at the summit as well. The weirdest thing is the shrines with the saisen boxes down the trails. Now THAT is where some poor fuck is gonna have to hike this heavy ass box of metal down 400m or so

>>713525463
Context behind picture on the right -- that act of vandalism was committed by a Kurdish refugee living in Saitama.

>>713562515
Again, that "poor fuck" gets paid MONEY to do that

>>713512495 (OP)
>>713512495 (OP)
>>713512495 (OP)

>>713563430
Holy fuck that's hardcore.

>>713522142
>Shaniqua has at least 50lns on her
>and a sucker punch
>Stacy still gets her down like a rabid little hyena
Based Stacy.

>>713525509
Hacker news has such a great design/implementation. When I click to the second page I sometimes wonder if it stalled because the switch is so seamless. A tiny bit of javascript to make some things work that would be obscene to do without it, clean design.
I mean it helps that all its trying to do is present a list of a hrefs, but still. Its nice to know someone out there is still trying to make websites to do what they say they're meant tod do.

>>713521231
>pd_selbyen.webm

>>713563430
any smutt of this semen demon

>>713522610
kek what a coincidence I had that phrase rent free in my mind all day today

>>713561813
RE6 giraffe

>>713522692
lmao in what universe is a burger 74 cents?

>>713568089
I think the joke in the movie was that it was 76 cents. Restaurants or stores back in the day it was common for them to just wave if you were short by 1-2 cents.

>>713568089
Ours. Well not anymore.

>>713568089
it was the 80s in the timeline of the guy the movie was based on
but like a typical spielberg production every single factual thing was changed to a fictional lie
the irl guy was just a bum immigrant living in an airport, people offered to buying him food, and it wasn't bk it was mcd's

>>713569928
clearly the cashier is handing him a penny back. the burg is 74 cents. tom hanks refuses it because he doesn't understand currency in this nation and expects to leave but doesn't know yet that he can't

>>713523053
>"Here's me not caring & blocking you"
>Keeps messaging

>>713516748
outFUCKINGskilled

>>713530847
my gta VI online character.

>>713512706
fucc u

>>713512706
this anon wants to kill your mom

>>713512495 (OP)
That was basically Navy boot camp. The hardest part was getting that perfect 45 degree hospital crease in your sheets.

>>713573102
To this day, I can still make a damn good bed. It's the one chore my wife refuses to do, because she knows I will just do it better the moment she fucks it up after one night sleeping on it.

>>713521506
>one piece noland the liar

>>713545170
The pause to regain stamina before the vault jump was kino.

>>713524424
Man that nigga a good actor

>>713540046
did he dead?

>>713520853
>in protest, I'd like to think

>>713573831
If he's not, he wishes he was by now.

On a slightly less unhappy note, I do need a name for this.

>>713573102
I also have (un)fortunate experience of having to make perfect bed every morning while in army

>>713535015
Thank god for shitty ammo

>>713522549
>BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

Last one for me.
I hope you all have a nice night.

>>713523053
imagine the hatefuck

>>713574276
>deltarune.gif

>>713574121
>things women will never understand

>>713521665
Fuck man they look so happy

>>713548027
Drunk maybe, but that's a strong fucking dude

>>713556272
you think the artist posts these here?

>>713521389
why do zoomers fundamentally misunderstand what a parry is?
it's WHEN YOU BLOCK WITH A WEAPON. that's it.
in this case, no weapon was used to subdue the guy, the chad officer grappled the chimp's arm when he swung and threw his ass

>>713525648
white tweakers will rip the copper wiring out of anything you mong. grow a brain.

>>713521582
>choosing location for gta6

>>713553643
truly, chicken < gator < shovel

>>713518724
those skeltals are still spooky after all these years.

>>713577493
I sometimes forget the Dunkaccino ad isn't normally in the intermission

>>713518953
fuck you I hate how you took a dogshit comic and made it actually incredibly accurate fucking FUCK

>>713576304
no but I see them enough that there must be some anons here who post his work. was more hoping one of those would be here and be informed.

>>713577741
I hate those lil' dudes in both Dark Souls 3 and Elden Ring

>>713526465
everything is somehow overregulated and gay except for art installations

>>713578208
Suspect Confession is OP move despite it having very simple input

>>713563430
more like shadow the hedgehog

>>713516380
Lel. If you can see the battle it isn't that big

>>713548027
just busch light and copenhagen longcut.

>>713518076
>Not give giving her a wink and playing with your phone

>>713521665
outstanding performance

>>713517658
lmao

>>713525509
opening a website like this on your phone has a good chance to overheat it

>>713517576
Who here still remembers the theme song for season 2?

>>713541336
>yoshis island.webm

>>713520853
>in protest, I'd like to think

>>713520853
This is how they think about ALL of it. They will cope to the bitter end.

>>713562653
you think vending machine service men get paid extra depending on how inconvenient it is to get to a vending machine?

>>713547401
monolith

>>713513634
Bravely default
Such a good game on the first half and it turns to shit when it forces you to repeat the bosses like four (4) times for the good ending

>>713579902
Yep, giving women rights was a mistake.

>>713575381
Not the same without the guttural wailing.

>>713543341
>masks and camo pants
>cop

>>713524615
>6 years later
meh, not even worth a screenshot, Doug

>>713540339
god I hate women so much it's unreal

>>713512706
>didn't watch the whole thing
>just in case:

>>713548248
She's so fucking hot. She's still hot at 50. At 57... Well she's 57

>>713583057
heh

>>713577846
aww
cute reference also

could use a name

>>713584472
>AMNESIA: A Machine for Prawns

>>713584472
passing the point of no return while exploring

>>713512618
i like this

>>713584472
Lemmings

>>713552624
lmao
I knew that these videos were shitposts all along

>>713553902
life tip: you dont need announce being too stupid to understand

>>713515376
He might be me.

>>713576335
Maybe because it's a filename referring to a GAMEPLAY MECHANIC you fucking retard.

>>713573102
No one cares

>>713519378
Real

>>713535015
>it's okay, only 9mm!

>>713553556
ah yes, zimbabwe, a country known for sucess.

>>713580020
...You think they don't? Nobody is climbing a mountain for the same wage as normal jobs.

>>713562426
>regular sized
that's like, 2 whole pizzas

>>713584472
"Death too the left"

>>713573102
>>713573274
dad's 70 something, did boot camp 50 years ago, and still bitches about making the bed exactly the way he wants it to this day

>>713578261
Je me demande si c'est toujours d'actualité. Ça fait un moment que j'ai vu un ordi plein de saloperies. Maintenant, il y a plus de protection pour empêcher ça... non ?

>>713547974
What about this?

>>713578714
He tries to back boost me. The double. Body armor

>>713576294
i can't believe it's over

>>713518289
Looks neat, i will check it

>>713522827
What's the name of this event?

>>713519732
Kek

>>713520745
>download required

you just needed to post the game box because that version is a piece of shit

>>713550031
>Run

>>713578923
Yes, if he would be such a cunt just to leave then he would not sit like this in a first place

>>713521665
its a waste not to play that pinball 2.0 revenge from mars

>>713516310
how would a mermaid even be fat? Swimming takes alot of effort

>>713518953
idgi

>>713573831
Last i checked he became paralyzed from neck down. bitter his life was robbed from him, i think he was able to move some parts of his body again, but nowhere near a 'recovery'

>>713573772
The right one is doing all the work, that's not fair.

>>713560550
thx, been looking for this

>>713584472
>Casual filter

>>713514746
>Dayz spawn towns.jpg

>>713589926
>right click keyframe
>set Handle type: Automatic
ez

>>713591270
The relevant authorities have been notified.

>>713574040
is dat a pit?

>>713594559
I believe this. South Korea is hell on earth, they would call her fat and tell her to kill herself while the rest of the normal world would have sex with her.

>>713521231
is that neil the seal?

>>713590865
They're pretty rare, I had the chance to play a free-play version back in college. Played it before Attack - Revenge just feels nicer to me, for some reason. I think it's because it's notably easier.

>>713577967
Thanks, I hate it.

>>713562640
a different one

>>713596694
Of course something had to explode, but I'm surprised she survived

>>713575381
but why is he so good at it though

>>713596823
She didn’t just survive - she walked it off like it was Tuesday. Honestly thought she'd be paste after that shot, but nope, just a few cuts and the same unbothered goblin energy. Insane.

>>713597738
Sometimes life is truly weird. Sometimes someone dies from the slightest thing and sometimes someone can be in some serious car crash and survive with few bruises.

>>713590558
>that version is a piece of shit
i see what you did there

>>713598741
thatsthejoke.jpg

>>713584472
>optional choice at game ending

>Max limit of image replies has been reached.
we did it /v/