Thread 713532460

what's the vidya equivalent?

Only deep dish I know of is your moms pussy BAZINGA

>>713532460 (OP)
Die 'Za sieht doch himmlisch aus

>>713532460 (OP)
why does the top always look like that?
is it sauce? pepperoni crumbles?

Detta såg ju inte så gott ut.

>>713532605
It's tomatoes.

>>713532826
it's all over

>>713532605
Deep dish pizza uses a chunkier tomato sauce for whatever reason. It bakes for so long though it doesn't have a chunky mouthfeel and kinda just melts away.

>>713532460 (OP)
A delicious Chicago Casserole!

>>713532460 (OP)
RE3 remake

>>713533110
Ah that makes sense. You don't want runny sauce since it's so deep. I need to try one of these deep dishes. Like actual.

>>713532460 (OP)
Dota 2 after Reborn.

>>713533395
>I need to try one of these deep dishes. Like actual.
it's sublime, highly recommended. You can only really eat it once a quarter or so unless you want to become a fatass, but they're fucking heavenly if done correctly

There is nothing that can compare to a proper 'go 'za

That's not a pizza.

>>713533395
It's ok. It's more of a quantity over quality type of meal. Make sure you order ahead of time even if you're dining in, most places let you since it takes like an hour to make.

>>713532460 (OP)
>here’s that pizza I been tellin you about

That's a casserole

>>713533553
I think you mean a Chi Pie.

>>713532460 (OP)
no wonder americans are obese
goddamn that looks mouth watering

>>713533753
It's rough over here man. Shit is so terrible for you but so delicious. How can one expect man to walk the tightrope of temptation for his whole life?

Wrath of the Righteous and Kingmaker, that shit is too much

>>713532460 (OP)
There are a lot of games that make me want to throw up, it's hard to choose.

>>713532460 (OP)
open world games

>>713532460 (OP)
On one hand I'm afraid of the giga constipation the next day.
On the other hand it could be worth it.

>>713533753
We're mostly fat because of sugary drinks and ultra processed foods. The average American probably hasn't ever even had a deep dish 'za

>>713534425
I drink 1-2 sodas every day and my diet consists almost entirely of ultra processed foods and fast food and I'm 165 at 5'8"

Still technically overweight but not obese. People just need to learn to exercise every so often. I just do cardio.

>>713534543
As someone who had a similar diet for a long time, watch your sodium intake, and make sure you're getting enough fiber and potassium.

>>713534676
Noted. I've been meaning to do something about my poor diet for a while, honestly. I know if I continue like this I'm destined to die before 50.

what game?

>>713534543
>5'8"
I'm so sorry..

>>713534746
This is genuinely disgusting.

>>713532460 (OP)
reminder that cheese is 35% fat

>>713534746
AC Odyssey

>>713532460 (OP)
mario spinoffs

>>713534746
I wonder if you cut the pizza before adding the pepperoni if it would change anything.

>>713534783
On the bright side, I'm gay and despise women, so that isn't as big of an issue as you'd think.

>>713534889
the cheese would melt back into place and you'd have to cut it again. also, the tastes of the cheese and pepperoni wouldn't mingle, it would have a different texture to it

>>713534746
Honestly, I would.
and then I'd puke it all up later

>>713534901
Oh you're a faggot. Go fuck yourself tiny.

>>713533542
>You can only really eat it once a quarter or so
It's not like deep dish calories work any differently from other calories. You could very easily eat it every day and either lose or maintain weight, they tend to be about 500 calories a slice.

>>713535081
Got my boyfriend to do that for me, but thanks

>>713534746
Why the oil at the end?

>>713532460 (OP)
Made by actual Italian immigrants btw. Italians are starting to piss me the fuck off, I get preserving your culture and cuisine against globalisation and big slop but they act like prissy women.

>>713534746
Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth.

>>713535172
>i'll just act even more disgusting that'll make them not hate us
:)

>>713535321
I don't believe in trying to change people.

>>713534746
>pizza
Ok
>pepperoni
Looks alright
>he keeps adding pepperoni
The fuck?
>HE KEEPS ADDING PEPPERONI
Eww. The balance is all doubtless all wrong.
>Literally pours the grease all over the pizza
Fucking vomit. It went from badly balanced to actually completely disgusting at this point
>Keeps adding sauce and sauce and sauce
It's already far too much as it is, just how fucking oversaturated with salt and fat do you need this fucking thing to be? I bet you can't taste any of the original pizza at all underneath all that, it's just texture at this point. Even the fucking tonne of pepperoni must be struggling to be tasted under just all that quantity of shit

What the fuck is this?

>>713534746
Any game you play with Palmer Luckey's special VR glasses (the one with explosives bolts attached).

>>713534746
that looks fucking disgusting

>>713535172
That one biological female on /v/.

To be fair though that pepperoni grease mayo is probably fucking delicious

>>713535451
No it absolutely fucking does NOT
You honestly think literal oil looks delicious? What the fuck is wrong with you, it's fucking disgusting!

>>713535602
>t. fag or woman

>>713535602
Have you ever made a gravy, anon?

If so shut the fuck up you fucking hypocrite

>>713532460 (OP)
Tavern pizza > deep dish

>>713535682
Oh fuck off
I'm just not American
Straight up grease is foul and only a literal fat addict would want to be anywhere near that shit

>>713535703
>gravy granules
>boiling water

>in any way comparable to literal straight up GREASE
False equivalency if I've ever heard one

>>713535745
>third worlder thinks his opinion matters
That's precious. Go on, as a real American, I'll allow you the right to speak a little longer.

>>713535812
>gravy granules
>boiling water
Instant gravy lol. Fuck outta here.

>>713535852
>italy
>third world
We fucking invented pizza AND we mastered it
Drinking grease is not the fucking same as high quality simple food with fresh flavours and you know it

>>713532460 (OP)
gta4

>>713532460 (OP)
Chicago is the “subvert your expectations” style pizza so any indie game with a cute artstyle that becomes le spooky or le adult.

>>713532460 (OP)
I honestly feel like anyone whose initial reaction to this picture wasn't one of revulsion should be executed

>>713534746
imagine the heartburn

>>713535173
that’s the flavor juice

>>713535962
Go on then, what else is a gravy?
Didn't know there was any version without granules.

>>713535852
My opinion will last longer than yours after you're done eating all that fatty shit, even though I was born before you.

>>713536009
NTA but if I, an American, were to travel to Italy, where should I go to get the best pizza?
videogames

>>713532460 (OP)
>similar to the most common variation but changed to be infinitely better
Expedition 33

>>713533110
>mouthfeel
texture you mean

>>713532605
the sauce goes over the cheese, this changes the taste from a detroit style depp dish pizza, where the cheese goes over the sauce. you get a roasted tomato taste instead of a burnt cheese, it's up to personal preference what people prefer, but i think sauce over the cheese is great.

>>713536118
I'm imagining the runny shits I'd be having after eating that oily mess. God damn.

>>713536218
Soapboxing about simple fresh ingredients for pizza but talking about using pre packaged instant gravy mix and not even knowing about real gravy is crazy.

>>713533110
they use crushed tomatos and have a thick sauce so that it can hold its shape when you slice it, normal pizza sauce would all just spill out the moment you take a slice.

Pokemon go and pokemon za

>>713532460 (OP)
>A game that is enjoyed by a small but dedicated amount of fans, who are absolutely fanatical about their favorite game. Many people have heard of the game, tried a few of it's spin-offs, but not many people have tried the real game, but those that do, tend to enjoy it greatly.
Warcraft 3.

>>713532460 (OP)
Pizza Tower.

>>713536790
Maybe the orc campaign.

>>713532460 (OP)
tavern/cracker is the real chicago pizza style everyone actually eats, deep dish is a side gimmick.

>>713532460 (OP)
Elden Ring to compared Dark Souls had a lot of content but most of it was cheese.

>>713537778
Yeah yeah yeah, everyone actually tried it and realized Chicago style was mid at best and now they're trying really hard to pivot to something else.

>>713535375
this is how we keep our health costs high

>>713536009
>we fucking invented pizza
I love how other countries the best they can do is say something like this. Its like a child's finger paint being compared to a work of art.

>>713537778
Deep dish is infinitely better
t. 36 years in the burbs

>>713536607
Don't sass detective boyle

>>713534746
I'm getting the shits from just looking at this

fuck i love 'go 'za

>>713538627
Imagine not being all over that, damn

>>713536458
>slop pie better than pizza
lol
lmao

>>713538627
I just came

>>713534746
Fucking why?

>>713532460 (OP)
>2deep4me
ring racers

>>713532460 (OP)
>all of the right ingredients but made the wrong way with a zelous fanbase of autistic contrarians
skullgirls

>>713534543
>im a midget fatfuck with 0 muscle
wow colour me shoucked

>>713534746
You know it's a good food video when I say "oh no don't put the second pan of salami on there as well" to my computer screen

>>713538627
>>713532460 (OP)
The lowest form of pizza.

What is the greasiest and therefore most kino food? Kebab?

>>713534746
elden ring

>>713532460 (OP)
Skyrim. Nuff said.

>>713535230
This, overdone and overly indulgent to a critical fault.

>>713541191
Holy based

>>713532460 (OP)
>Called a pizza
>Really it's a lasagna
I think the equivalent is Vidya vs VNs

>chicago deepdish
>but as a calzone
hmmm

>>713538627
>1 slice: 2000 calories
Disgusting

>>713538627
Fuck. This thread is making me hungry.

>>713543350
begone, jon stewart

>>713533110
this really turns a pizza into a lasagna pie, which isnt bad because if it was i i would put some leafs on top of it to add more spice

>>713532460 (OP)
Chicagoan here. Your seething only makes it more delicious.

>>713535732
God fucking damn it, now I have to order pizza instead of eating rice and beans to save money.
Fuck you.

>>713533474
/thread

>>713532460 (OP)
Global rule 6
>extremely low-quality pizza

>>713543691
Less than 500 actually

>>713545230
>Announcing your love for thin-crust slop

>>713534746
I feel my chest tightening just watching this.

>>713536790
>Warcraft 3
>enjoyed by a small but dedicated amount of fans

>>713546668
this is why oregano exists to remove the fat out of the cheese

>>713546668
Abased and ulililia pilled

the answer is very obvious
so what's the video game equivalent?

>>713547531
The donuts made by that ninety year old korean couple who I go to a kolache from every Tuesday on my way to work.

>>713547360
THIS

>>713546668
I actually do this because it legitly makes the pizza more healthy.

>>713548028
Fag

>>713548028
>fat/year
damn americans and their obtuse measures

It appears Chicago's superiority is causing some controversy again.

>>713548141
Fat

>>713548412
>ayyy look all dis slop guys and dah beaahs!

>>713548028
or just get an actual pizza that isn't chock full of government cheese and doesn't have enough oil to start a middle eastern forever war

>>713534746
Cutting atm I would ruin it and myself.

>>713546668
>>713548028

>>713534746
cut the bread before you put all the loose shit on it, retard

>>713532460 (OP)
>America thinks it can look down on any other nations food
Everything that comes out of that place is either a travesty, greasy fast food or artificial slop that has a shelf life of an ice age.

He's right you know.

>>713548838
I don't listen to people who look like they molest children or cut off foreskins.

>>713548838
>Thinking New York 'style' is pizza
>Let's take a pizza and cheap out on what you get by flattening it to where it will fall apart when you try to eat it and you need to fold it.

>>713546668
You will feel ashamed of your words & deeds.

shitcago deepdicked anal lasagna

>>713548536
DAH BURRS!

>>713535732
It's called party cut. How dare you try to appropriate Ohio's midwestern pizza style

>>713534746
Why not just put the pepperoni on the pizza and bake them together

>>713548727
Why can I never find a source to this faggot shit

>>713549282
how to eat pizza like a faggot

>>713532460 (OP)
God living in Providence, RI was great. So much good food easily accessible. I miss Sicillia's so much it hurts, bros.

>>713541191
this game is so fucking kino it's unreal

>>713549839
>tfw all of the pizza places that aren’t annoying as fuck to drive to by me are either overpriced, shit, or both
I just wind up using that left over food app so I don’t get jewed for mediocre pizza for the next day.

What's the vidya equivalent?

The real best pizza place is actually Aldi's take-home never frozen pizza you can heat up in your oven.

>>713532460 (OP)
When I eat pizza, I want it thin, saucy, spicy, crispy, and big.

t. new yorker

>>713549234
Probably because that sauce which seems to be some kind of ranch and pepperoni fat which would be better on a not pizza product like pasta. That amount of oil tells me that isnt preprepared pepperoni

>>713551221
This looks like something I would pour into my car. It probably works well for that purpose too.

>>713551516
fuckin this
I don't understand how people like raw dough cheese pies

I'm so poor I havent eaten anything but homemade pasta in the past few weeks
help

>>713552945
sorry but can't help you mate , here poor people eat bread and potatoes

>>713551221
>0 fat
>0 sodium
>0 protein
>0 fruit juice
so its just sugary water?

>>713533542
I eat pizza like this every week and I'm skelly. It won't make you fat unless you're a fatass that eats a bunch all the time.

>>713553151
I just want a single burrito from taco bell. That's it

>>713551221
TotK

>>713553423
sent you 20 PLN, hope it helps mate :-)

>>713532460 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtvwwGH6I-c

>>713536686
Gravy is usually beef or chicken stock, which is made from boiling left over bones and meat with other spices.

Deglazing a pan is completely different from pig grease released from cooking sausages or bacon. You can eat it but alone would be heinous. Its generally tasteless as its litterally liquid fat. Adding it to a mixture adds nothing flavorwise.

>>713545472
You're a fucking retard lol
No wonder burgers are so fat. You seriously, unironically do not have a clue about calories.

>>713556261
It's a medium cheese from Giordanos. 469 calories per slice. Seriously and unironically.

>>713533753
Well if you control your portion size you can have this once in a while.

>>713556261
>europoor so starved he thinks that is more than 500 cal
oh no no no

>>713556261
where do you think the calories are coming from? the tomato paste? its a thin crust where only the cheese is a substantial source of calories. and granted, thats too much cheese, but 500 is a good estimate

I don't even need to scroll this thread to know that it's probably full of anti-pizza health nut LARP crusaders.

>>713532460 (OP)
My first time in Chicago I bought one of these things ate two bites and then trashed it, garbage food

>/v/ snack thread
>It's just youropoo niggers arguing about calories and portion sizes
Why are you always like this /v/?

>>713557847
Eating a whole pizza is good, eating a whole Chicago style is awful and inhuman

>>713557940
>Dodges the question with a nonanswer.
Yup, I'm on /v/

>>713533395
The best is found in Chicago. Giodarno's is usually the best name.

First reply decides if I spend $30 on Dominos or not tonight

>>713558443
Spend $60 on Pizza Hut.

>>713557847
uh, sweaty, calories and portion sizes are a standard conversation for nonfatties
t. burger

>>713534746
Might as well just eat the meat off the hook.

>>713532460 (OP)
>make lasagna
>call it pizza
do chicagoers really?

>>713548412
God i love Chicago style dogs so much, and no where near me has good giardiniera. Gotta order that shit online. Maybe the only thing i miss about Chicago, Marconi my beloved

I'm gonna BTFO of a Chicagoan in one sentence.

Ketchup belongs on hotdogs

>>713532460 (OP)
Any of the recent Call of Duty games

>>713558596
There's no pasta in that pizza, dipshit.

>>713558508
I miss when Pizza hut was good.

>>713558168
If you want questions asked don’t ask them in a rhetorical way.

gungrave