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Anonymous No.713587390 >>713587741 >>713587782 >>713588287 >>713588343 >>713588423 >>713588775 >>713589771 >>713589884 >>713590817 >>713597513 >>713601401 >>713602689 >>713604196 >>713604646 >>713604819 >>713604983 >>713605329 >>713606041 >>713606165 >>713606795 >>713608647 >>713609520 >>713609963 >>713615612 >>713618759 >>713619546 >>713622906 >>713623249 >>713624391 >>713625818 >>713630729 >>713636137 >>713639626 >>713641007 >>713641420 >>713641446 >>713641538 >>713643323 >>713644352 >>713647676 >>713647782 >>713655551 >>713660640 >>713666903
Why do people suddenly hate Spidey games?
Anonymous No.713587531
>suddenly
Anonymous No.713587570 >>713592384 >>713597352 >>713603102 >>713606018 >>713621461 >>713636375 >>713644769
There has never been a good spiderman game ever.
Anonymous No.713587741 >>713589830 >>713609362
>>713587390 (OP)
Anonymous No.713587782 >>713588359 >>713591076 >>713598817 >>713599881 >>713601051 >>713602980 >>713605538 >>713631928 >>713648078 >>713656619
>>713587390 (OP)
it's a mystery
Anonymous No.713587795 >>713587921 >>713588004 >>713600491 >>713643175
peter is rendered as #2 and #3 far too often
Anonymous No.713587921 >>713588097
>>713587795
It's because nuMarvel Editorial hates that it's most popular character is a straight white male and they simply cannot kill him off or even really replace him, so they write him to be the most cucked, lame douche under the guise of being "relatable".
Anonymous No.713588004 >>713588112 >>713667126
>>713587795
When did Peter go from angry and brooding to whiny and preachy?
Anonymous No.713588057 >>713588145 >>713588175 >>713588184 >>713607864 >>713620778 >>713621939 >>713641694
Because they haven't made a game with the REAL Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.713588097 >>713594267 >>713595446 >>713601119 >>713605062
>>713587921
>nuMarvel
Marvel editors have always had a hateboner for Peter. They tried everything they could to shit on him in the 90's to replace him with Ben Reilly.
Anonymous No.713588112
>>713588004
Spider-Man volume 2
Anonymous No.713588145 >>713588554 >>713589540
>>713588057
tell me more about Paul, Mary's boyfriend
Anonymous No.713588175 >>713591661
>>713588057
Isn't this a literal self-insert?
Anonymous No.713588184
>>713588057
Anonymous No.713588287
>>713587390 (OP)
https://youtu.be/2bAJdWe44jw?si=c6tuF02uZfubquQx
Symbiote suit Spidey is so strong he can tear Wolverine's adamantium spine in half
Has comic books gone too far
Anonymous No.713588343
>>713587390 (OP)
idk you tell me
Anonymous No.713588359 >>713588648 >>713588660 >>713589124 >>713589940 >>713590323 >>713600946 >>713600994 >>713601119 >>713601180 >>713604561 >>713606434 >>713608263 >>713609803 >>713652612 >>713657256
>>713587782
But everyone loves Miles.
Anonymous No.713588423 >>713588531 >>713588556 >>713601560 >>713618219 >>713640023 >>713657816
>>713587390 (OP)
>The spidey comics are absolutely garbage right now, and have been garbage for years
>The tom holland spidey has run its course and the 4th movie is just gonna be avengers-lite featuring spider-man
>Insomniac spidey 2 was a big let down, obviously rushed, and has an absolutely terrible plot
>comic culture, in general, is fading even more now that there's real super hero fatigue. F4 and superman will do well because there's nothing else in theaters right now for normies, but the golden era is gone.
>zoomers/Gen A continue to fuel the anime/manga industry's unparalleled domination
>Rivals and the new marvel fight are both developed by eastern companies and basically have the most cultural relevance of any marvel properties currently
Pick your poison.
Anonymous No.713588531 >>713588621 >>713588829 >>713590513 >>713595557 >>713614020 >>713616378 >>713652825
>>713588423
What about the spider-verse movies?
Anonymous No.713588554 >>713589728 >>713591331 >>713597283 >>713608389 >>713610354 >>713654883
>>713588145
Take your ragebait back to /co/ paulschizo
Anonymous No.713588556
>>713588423
I'll have The mary jane is venom and gwen stacy deadpool cocktail
easy with the Paul
Anonymous No.713588621
>>713588531
Not terrible, but by the time the third one is out, the hype for the series will be gone.
Anonymous No.713588648
>>713588359
I think that's just Peter's son having a thing for niggers
Anonymous No.713588660
>>713588359
>He swings with the confidant exaggerated swagger of a black man!
Anonymous No.713588775
>>713587390 (OP)
insomniac spidey was mediocre arkham light with a terrible story and characterizations and always too much miles morales but still playable and enjoyable

Wasn't going to fucking touch the 2nd after I saw they were doubling or tripling down on everything I hated. Been plenty of good Spider-Man games before, there's no reason why they can't make something just as good or better.
Anonymous No.713588829
>>713588531
>What about the spider-verse movies?
Anonymous No.713588960 >>713589823 >>713589881 >>713590014 >>713608490
Hey this ain't a marvel comic. This is porn!
Anonymous No.713589124
>>713588359
dude looks like bootleg 2099
Anonymous No.713589540
>>713588145
He was supposed to be Spider-Man but Peter the fraud stole his destiny. That's the real reason for Parker luck.
Anonymous No.713589649 >>713589884 >>713589942 >>713594467 >>713601119 >>713608017 >>713652912
Spiderman isn't the problem, sony is.
Anonymous No.713589728
>>713588554
MJ the whore will pay for betraying the most powerful being in the Marvel multiverse.
Anonymous No.713589771
>>713587390 (OP)
Because they aren't Spidey games anymore, they're MJ and Miles games featuring Spider-Man.
Anonymous No.713589823
>>713588960
You could tell because the woman was actually attractive
Anonymous No.713589830 >>713590017
>>713587741
What does this image mean? I didn't watch the movies.
Anonymous No.713589881
>>713588960
How terrible
Do post more
Anonymous No.713589884 >>713590072 >>713598975 >>713636190
>>713589649
>>713587390 (OP)
Marvel desperately wants to push "anyone can be spider-man :)" which is why they keep pushing alternate (and always terrible) spider-people like miles, gwen, MJ-Venom, silk, spider-boy, every spider-verse fag, etc. The only one with any real character of their own is 2099 and that's because he was conceived well before the modern era.
The thing is Peter Parker got popular because he's actually a pretty distinct character, unlike what modern comics, games, and movies portray. He looks distinct, he's kind of a rager and a mean guy, he's quick witted but kind of impulsive despite how smart he is, and he genuinely loves his family. Attempts to portray Ditko-era Peter as some sort of proto school shooter are fuckin retarded, also.
Modern Peter (especially MCU Peter) has had ALL of his rough edges sanded off and even his look has been genericized. The character has basically been obliterated. The only place he has any sort of attitude is when he shows up as a guest appearance in another book or in an eastern game like Rivals or Tokon (since those writers want to treat the character with respect).
Anonymous No.713589901 >>713589975 >>713591331 >>713593023 >>713593768 >>713597820 >>713601119 >>713604753 >>713604890 >>713606449 >>713608783 >>713621939 >>713632927 >>713642872 >>713655478
How do you become brain damaged enough to think that a character like Paul is a good idea?
Anonymous No.713589940
>>713588359
I hate this shit
Anonymous No.713589942 >>713591076 >>713603359
>>713589649
yikes is that story in a game? big pass for me. It should have been a boss rush game or online only 1v1
Anonymous No.713589975 >>713590061 >>713590085 >>713590124
>>713589901
>let's put a mexican telenovela into our spider man comic
But why?
Anonymous No.713590014 >>713595178
>>713588960
Source?
Anonymous No.713590017 >>713590213 >>713603501 >>713639771
>>713589830
Anonymous No.713590061 >>713593762 >>713608869
>>713589975
That too is porn. It ends with Paul jorking to a sex tape MJ and Peter made where they berate paul.
Anonymous No.713590072 >>713590239 >>713593686 >>713594267 >>713606226
>>713589884
why doesn't any other super hero have to endure this shit constantly? everyone else gets replaced after they age out or their replacement at least has a different name and costume or area of operation. just imagine how gay it would be if two guys named batman were running around gotham at the same time doing the same shit. two guys named superman. two guys named wolverine. it's dumb as fuck. call him something else and give him his own city or time period to look after.
Anonymous No.713590085 >>713590253
>>713589975
>But why?
Ragebait
Anonymous No.713590124
>>713589975
Classic Spider-man is kind of half Archie Comics and drama and half superheroics. X-Men is the same way.
The Paul shit is written by retards though.
Anonymous No.713590213
>>713590017
>BLACK LIVES MATTER
>CRIME IN PROGRESS
poetry
Anonymous No.713590239 >>713594267
>>713590072
>two guys named wolverine
speaking of, they changed X-23 to Wolverine for a while which is also fucking stupid. Then there was Jane whatever taking the name "Thor." If they hadn't turned Cyke into a terrorist they would have made him a gay retarded woman or something also. Marvel editorial has just been huffing paint for the last two decades. They literally hire editors off of twitter.
Picrel is a real panel from a real Marvel comic. Just look at the fucking art and dialogue. Even the most retarded manga doesn't get away with this bullshit.
Anonymous No.713590253 >>713590781
>>713590085
That's not even remotely true though.

Games like Concord had a cult like following of people laughing at how shit it was. Million upon millions of people. Yet none of those translated into customers.
Anonymous No.713590323 >>713591071
>>713588359
why are there three spider men in this image
Anonymous No.713590513 >>713618550
>>713588531
Second one was genuinely a let down. Pretty mediocre save for a few scenes. Took them way too long to set up a plot that wasn't that good and it ended on a cliff hanger for the second part. Overall, a big downgrade from the first. They might save it with the second half, but it definitely destroyed any excitement I had for the next one. Also, no cunny spider girl anymore... So that fucking sucks.
Anonymous No.713590781
>>713590253
Yeah. Sucks to see that it's going to take a while to course correct.
>https://screenrant.com/marvel-rivals-comic-ties-tom-brevoort-comments/
Anonymous No.713590817
>>713587390 (OP)
Why are super heroes always psychos who seem like they suffer from BPD?
Anonymous No.713591071 >>713591540 >>713600323 >>713613370
>>713590323
Marvel recently rebooted their old Ultimate Universe line of comics. There's a lot to sum up, but basically, Peter didn't become Spider-Man until he was an adult, instead marrying Mary Jane and having two kids together. The second Spider-Man is his son, who started filling in for him when Peter was kidnapped by Kraven, and only has powers while wearing the black suit (which functions like the Venom Symbiote, but instead it's all technological and the mind inside is an AI copy of Peter)

The book has been well-received and fairly popular, as lots of readers view it as what Peter Parker should be treated as by editorial; not getting as "shit on" when it comes to being Spidey, and in his personal life, he has his loving marriage and is a family man; many fans have come to view Ultimate Spider-Man as THE Spider-Man.

As such, editorial did the same thing they've been doing for a while: inject Miles Morales into the story so everyone can say how cool he is and how he's more of a hero than Peter Parker, that he's absolute one of THE Spider-Men and that people totally prefer him as their favorite Spider-Man. Like it's not that universe's Miles, it's the one from the main comics that's here specifically so Richard can say he's cooler than his dad.
Anonymous No.713591076 >>713591409
>>713589942
>online only 1v1 in third-person
Your retarded shitpost actually came up with a pretty cool idea for a Spider-Man game. Now go pack to spraypainting poems, nigger >>713587782
Anonymous No.713591331
>>713588554
>>713589901
Anonymous No.713591409
>>713591076
The two parts are not comparable? I also think the poem spray painting is fucking retarded
Anonymous No.713591540 >>713593683 >>713605538 >>713654432
>>713591071
The Miles wank is reaching levels that shouldn't be possible.
Anonymous No.713591661
>>713588175
Not a self insert, a editorial mandate given form.
Anonymous No.713591678
Petey shouldn't waste his time on that red-headed harlot anyway.
Anonymous No.713592384 >>713597352
>>713587570
Ultimate spider-man. Shattered Dimensions. Web of Shadows. 2. Ps1. Ps4.
Anonymous No.713592465 >>713592592 >>713602875
Anonymous No.713592592 >>713592665
>>713592465
Hot.
Anonymous No.713592665 >>713592758 >>713606951
>>713592592
Yes
Anonymous No.713592758
>>713592665
Damsels in distress and captured heroines are a forgotten art.
Anonymous No.713593023
>>713589901
This is fake, Paul can do no wrong.
Anonymous No.713593683 >>713593909
>>713591540
I've started dabbling in comics recently
I've read exactly one thing that involved Miles as a minor part and it ended with him killing vampire god, I honestly thought Miles wank was a meme how do you guys live like this?
Anonymous No.713593686 >>713604915
>>713590072
>He doesn't know that DC has had multiple heroes with the same handle running around since the 60s.
Ain't nothing new, chief. It's how you implement it.
Anonymous No.713593762
>>713590061
It should be Paul and MJ's sex tape and Peter jerking his micropenis.
Anonymous No.713593768 >>713594219
>>713589901
lol wtf is this
Anonymous No.713593909 >>713594145
>>713593683
not them but why would you ever want to do that?
Anonymous No.713594145 >>713594854 >>713603561 >>713630560
>>713593909
What, try comics?
Because someone told me Moon Knight was cool and he is
Also read some Dr Strange that I enjoyed
Anonymous No.713594219 >>713595137
>>713593768
Porn parody.
Anonymous No.713594267 >>713595020 >>713604915
>>713590072
>>713590239
They should have followed DC's route with what they did with characters like Green Lantern of Flash: their name is more like a title, a moniker, but when a new one is in the spotlight, it doesn't erase his previous incarnation. You can have several GL at the same time since they're part of a corps, which works damn well, and regarding Flash, time-fuckery can help, I guess. Hell, just look a t how many Robins we had since Dick. maybe it'd have been for the best, but i'm not sure.
>>713588097
I remember when I read the second Clone Saga in the 90's I was fucking pissed that they basically wanted to stuff Peter in the fridge by saying "This Spidey guy you've known and love for 30 years? Well, he's a clone, and the original was this blonde-dyed dude because fuck you, reasons." It was even more frustrating to see it was ben in the Amalgam and Marvel VS DC crossover comics.
Anonymous No.713594467
>>713589649
>people ask for Peter sections
>expect: photography work for the bugle, doing odd jobs like Pizza delivery to pay rent: lite dating sim aspects (choose your own Spider-waifu)

>instead get even more walking talking sections

Wow i sure love all of these walking sections in my fucking SPIDER-MAN GAME
Anonymous No.713594472
spiderfans are worse than batwank fans
Anonymous No.713594791 >>713595048 >>713595131 >>713610167 >>713621939
this page pisses me off beyond words
the "chemistry" is so fucking forced, drawing paul as some hulking gigachad feels like Zeb told the artist to really rub in that he's "better" than Peter in every possible way
Anonymous No.713594854
>>713594145
one of the last tpbs I bought when the comics industry went full shit was Ellis writing him, it was good. but that was like a decade ago and what little I still see about modern comics makes me glad I stopped back then
Anonymous No.713595020
>>713594267
>They should have followed DC's route with what they did with characters like Green Lantern of Flash: their name is more like a title, a moniker, but when a new one is in the spotlight, it doesn't erase his previous incarnation.
Nah honestly that mantle shit is gay. It works for GL because they're space cops, but the identity Spider-man is intrinsically linked to Peter Parker and anyone else is just LARPing. It's the same with Clark and Superman and Bruce and Batman. Unless the character is inheriting powers like with Ghost Rider or whoever is hosting Captain Universe then they really should have their own alter ego. The only reason they don't is marketing.
Anonymous No.713595048 >>713601328
>>713594791
>still following ASM comics
ASM ended at 500#
there are no Spider-man comics after that
it was the perfect ending
Anonymous No.713595131 >>713595397 >>713604958
>>713594791
I thought they implied Paul was impotent so he couldn't actually fuck MJ?
Anonymous No.713595137
>>713594219
Funny as fuck how Marvel is treating as if she hulk never happened.
Anonymous No.713595178
>>713590014
Tracy Scops
Anonymous No.713595397
>>713595131
No, he's OMNIpotent.
Anonymous No.713595446 >>713596968 >>713598351 >>713599634 >>713600502
>>713588097
>Shit on him
>By having him get to live happily ever after with his wife and kid
I fucking wish we could go back to the Clone Saga
Anonymous No.713595557 >>713595760
>>713588531
>Shits on established alternate Spider-Men to prop up Miles
>Pulls "canon events" out of its ass to prop up Miles as being unique somehow
>Presents an entire army of Spider-Men who are ok with letting people die
Anonymous No.713595760 >>713597584 >>713600721 >>713611491
>>713595557
Miles refused to let his uncle ben moment happen which proceeded to cause the writer's strike, voice actor's strike, I think animator's strike, along the way they restarted production with a new script, VA of Miles ousted himself as a stalker loser and made people dislike Miles by proxy.
It's not all bad.
Anonymous No.713596968 >>713597453 >>713599090
>>713595446
The fact that the Clone Saga can even be looked upon as "The good old days" just shows that the bar is in hell with Mephisto, right next to Peter and MJ's marriage on his junk shelf.
Anonymous No.713597283 >>713653078
>>713588554
why does this nigga have like six different character designs
Anonymous No.713597352
>>713587570
>>713592384
I love ultimate spider-man but it's definitely not a good game, someone really needed to tardwrangle the devs with their irrelevant city-interaction shit back then, it's fine as side content but it being required just to play the game is dire
Then a lot of the actual missions are also just terrible, and the game when it's just the missions is only like 50 minutes long and 20 of those minutes are just waiting for missions to progress
They need to make a new one, the movement needs to be identical though that's the thing it got 110% correct
Anonymous No.713597453 >>713598356
>>713596968
the clone saga today is seen as a light offense because atleast it gave us Ben Reilly and brought back the Green Goblin
everything since OMD was a much bigger crime on the character
>lost his marriage
>sacrificed his unborn child to the devil
>lost his body to his arch nemesis
>the entire superhero community keeps shitting on him, despite the fact that in the past they used to be able to look pas his jokey nature and see that Peter was one of the best heroes out there
>comics involved literal horny mind control at some point
and the worst part of it all
>everyone around him is allowed to move in on life, become succesfull, have families etc.
>meanwhile Peter right now is still stuck in the same position as he was in his early college days, no money, no luck, stuck on a dead end job and being a failed bachelor, only now the contrast with his friends and the fact that hes almost 30 makes this seem just very pathetic
i want Spider-chad back
Anonymous No.713597513 >>713597707 >>713602385
>>713587390 (OP)
All the gay woke shit. Nobody wants to play as a crippled lesbian fighting incel doc oc. It's the dumbest shit.
Anonymous No.713597584
>>713595760
>writer's strike, voice actor's strike, I think animator's strike
qrd?
i know the other 3, but not the first one
Anonymous No.713597707 >>713597868 >>713659762
>>713597513
>paraplegic superheroe
the amount of mental gymnastics you have to go through to make this work lol
i cant imagine someone like Juggernaut being a extra carefull cause you cant walk
Anonymous No.713597820
>>713589901
No guys, you see, cuckolding is actually a really deep and mature topic for a series about a guy in a costume beating up but never killing super criminals who have done far worse stuff than what regular people have done who were killed and most people generally agree said regular people kind of deserved it.
Anonymous No.713597868
>>713597707
Just give them super mind powers or telekinesis
Anonymous No.713597890 >>713598116 >>713598131 >>713598156 >>713598286 >>713603059 >>713603184 >>713603926 >>713628457
hoes mad
Anonymous No.713598116 >>713631029
>>713597890
This is supposed to be a hype moment
Anonymous No.713598131 >>713598153 >>713653079
>>713597890
Miles is still mad boring, gang. Him getting more power-ups ain't gonna fix that.
Anonymous No.713598153 >>713642467
>>713598131
your boy peter is a cuck.
Anonymous No.713598156 >>713653164
>>713597890
>nigger
>electric powers
Yikes
Anonymous No.713598286
>>713597890
>he pulls out another le power up out of ass
lmao. this shit is so retarded.
Anonymous No.713598351 >>713605662 >>713606484
>>713595446
>the kid is blonde
>the guy they are trying to replace him with is blonde
they really did cuck him
Anonymous No.713598356 >>713598602 >>713636526
>>713597453
having his personal life be pathetic would be fine if his comic didn't just fucking blow. People keep writing about shitting on Peter or whatever when at the end of the day it doesn't really matter as long as the writing and art are good. Ultimate is actually really fun to read because it has good action scenes, good art, and a charismatic protagonist. If that Peter was suffering and getting shit on it would still be fun to read.
Anonymous No.713598602
>>713598356
Ultimate (the latest one) put me on an FBI watchlist due to black cat
Anonymous No.713598817
>>713587782
i know like Spidey love New york and new yorkers but come on son, everything spidey media with new york is about these underground artsy movements like spiderman has never been about that shit
Anonymous No.713598975 >>713599456 >>713600186 >>713600216 >>713602043 >>713662767
>>713589884
How did japan triumph with "Everyone can be Kamen Rider" while the US is shitting diarrhea with "Everyone can be spiderman"
Anonymous No.713599090
>>713596968
I stand by a good chunk of the stories from that era. Lost Years and Redemption are two of the best Spidey stories, period.
Anonymous No.713599456
>>713598975
>Everyone can be Kamen Rider
Well that's just objectively not true, to be a Kamen Rider you have to be a young handsome man, or a doctor who lost his arm, or friends with Inoue, or a hot girl, or a cool older detective with a great hat, or have been one in a prior series who they keep dredging up for crossover summer films (unless you're too good for it like Joe Odagiri).
Anonymous No.713599634 >>713600767
>>713595446
clone saga combined with onslaught were what stopped me collecting comics the first time, I know things since have been worse but it hurts my heart to see you say that kek
Anonymous No.713599881
>>713587782
those deaf girl gameplay were worse than the MJ gameplay. And I get called racist for saying that.
Anonymous No.713600186
>>713598975
because they just put niggers with more power level than og spiderman that can be thor n shiet
Anonymous No.713600216
>>713598975
they are rook the same in Japan.
Anonymous No.713600323 >>713601040
>>713591071
but Miles ironically came from Ultimate first
also fuck Bendis, he did everything just to gobble up stature
Anonymous No.713600453
It's all so tiresome
I just want the majority of Spider-Man media coming out to not be shit again
Instead we're gonna be stuck with nu-Insomniac, Snoy/Disney and 616 Marvel editorial for at least another 5-10 years
I would take late 90s back any day of the week, yeah Maximum Carnage-Mackie era sucked balls but you had good cartoons, Spider-Girl, 2099 and video games all going
Anonymous No.713600491
>>713587795
>foids dropping franchises the moment they realize chad doesn't have hunter eyes 24/7
Like pottery
Anonymous No.713600493 >>713600649
spiderman magic set will save spiderman
Anonymous No.713600502 >>713647659
>>713595446
Clone Saga is good now? I remember it being hated just one step behind OMD.
Anonymous No.713600584 >>713606528 >>713653402
>nu-USM has goth black catgirl gf kino
Anonymous No.713600649
>>713600493
That's some weak art
Anonymous No.713600721
>>713595760
lmao i overheard my nephew watching it and when i commented that miles sounds like a dweeb (was expecting him to be more masculine) he got upset as if i was being racist. guess the va was a loser after all.
Anonymous No.713600767
>>713599634
I won't defend Onslaught but I dunno man, I've read through the whole thing a few times now and I just like it. It's got it's shit parts for sure, but I like a lot of the stories. Hindsight definitely helps, and it makes the clone reveal not really mean anything.
Ben's a cool guy and he should have stayed dead
Anonymous No.713600891
Damn Spiderman is a weak bitch
Anonymous No.713600946
>>713588359
>whenever miles isn't on the screen, everyone should be asking "where is miles?"
Anonymous No.713600994
>>713588359
Anonymous No.713601040
>>713600323
True, but this isn't the Ultimate Universe. 1610 actually got restored a long time ago, this is a different one that was manipulated by Ultimate Reed Richards, aka The Maker. Hell, this new Universe isn't even remotely based on the Ultimate one, it's actually derived from the main one to the point that its designation is 6160 instead.
Anonymous No.713601051 >>713604892
>>713587782
>BIPOC
Bipolar obsessive compulsion?
Anonymous No.713601119 >>713657685
>>713588097
>>713588359
>>713589649
>>713589901
Shit like this is why manga and anime completely overtook (outside of the MCU - which also ultimately fell flat) American comics culture and the influence on young people in the last decades.

Insecure and pseud western leftist writers think they're being mandated to write some deep magnum opus to subvert expectations and turn it into some telenovela drama, instead of just fun stories about a young guy shooting webs, fighting super bad guys and having hot chicks, for example.
Anonymous No.713601180 >>713604561
>>713588359
Have you ever seen people more desperate to kick out a legacy character? Everything about Miles is, β€œPeter but better” and everyone in the comics knows it.
Anonymous No.713601201 >>713601292 >>713626302
Read Thor comics. They are good.
Anonymous No.713601292
>>713601201
I've been reading through Spider-Man, Daredevil, Fantastic Four, X-Men, and Avengers from the start. I'll loop back and do Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor when I get up to date on those other books
Anonymous No.713601328
>>713595048
i'm both surprised and relieved this story wasn't poorly adapted by the mcu. fuckin peak
Anonymous No.713601401 >>713601868
>>713587390 (OP)
Maybe if they didn't make every thing marvel lame and mega gay people wouldn't fucking hate it so much.
Anonymous No.713601560 >>713619128
>>713588423
Well, Spider-man was never in his 60 yrs long history a must read comic. Never. It's a character made to pacify little children.
Anonymous No.713601868
>>713601401
Marvel was always lame and gay, comic books were the purview of total losers until Iron-Man. Nature is returning to reclaim the status quo. You see Marvel getting β€œlame and gay?” I see Marvel doing what they’ve always done, with spotlights.
Anonymous No.713601924 >>713602682
>damn how come kids are all reading manga and abandoning western comics?
Anonymous No.713602016 >>713605737
I was given a free copy of the latest one by an Insomniac dev that I play a different game with and I still can't be fucked to install it.
Anonymous No.713602043
>>713598975
Because the newer Riders aren't there to shit on the older ones while their stories are still ongoing.
Anonymous No.713602385
>>713597513
Crippled, lesbian, with skin disease
L M A O
Anonymous No.713602682
>>713601924
Kids hate action and lesbians? I dropped Western shit for manga to have those.
Anonymous No.713602689 >>713604578 >>713605342 >>713635782
>>713587390 (OP)
Cause they are not about Spiderman anymore
Anonymous No.713602875 >>713605506
>>713592465
Rapeman?
Anonymous No.713602980 >>713603416
>>713587782
>this is an essential part of the game
>remove it for the middle east
kek, I don't get how they dodged controversy for that
Anonymous No.713603059
>>713597890
>on touch one shot ability that can knock out anyone and anything
>invisibility
>energy blasts
>energy swords
>electricity
>flight
>unbreakable energy webs
No matter how many powers they give Miles he will always be lame as fuck
Anonymous No.713603102
>>713587570
The PSX games were fun.
Anonymous No.713603184 >>713603803
>>713597890
>his faggot weeb writer keeps giving him power up after power up
>the run is still not selling anywhere close to the most hated spider-man run of all time
KEK
Anonymous No.713603359
>>713589942
yes it fucking should you faggot
Anonymous No.713603416
>>713602980
because the media marching orders are confused in how they should portray the middle east so better to keep hush
Anonymous No.713603501
>>713590017
>tosses the letter on the street
b-based?
Anonymous No.713603561
>>713594145
MK is doing better now because writer actually bothers writing something interesting.
Moon Knight 2011 by Bendis was the worst shit I ever read and made me nearly give up on the character even thought I read the older stuff because they were rather "classic".
Then Ellis/Wood/Smallwood wrote some short stories which eventually lead to a bigger one (i think it was 2016-18) which made me return to MK. The next one (Bemis) wrote him as Deadpool v.2.0. with his personality disorder being a superpower and then I can't recall who wrote him as being able to beat up the Avengers.
I'm thankful that the new one keeps him more grounded with B and C list villains or even basic supernatural stuff. I hope Marvel don't give MK to someone else because I'm 1000% sure they'll fuck him up...
Anonymous No.713603803 >>713604054 >>713604419 >>713604738
>>713603184
Powers don't make a character ingeresting alone. I'd argue it was more interesting to read about ben reilly than Miles, even though the latter is just a "better" Spider-man.
Anonymous No.713603926 >>713617753
>>713597890
>nigger's father isn't absent
>nigger's father is a cop
>nigger got electric powers
>nigger got invisibility
>nigger steals other hero's identity and alias
By Odin's fade, are those people who write Miles' comics racist? So many stereotypes forced onto him I'm surpised he haven't unlocked some new superpower because he ate a large KFC bucket or something
Anonymous No.713604054 >>713604738
>>713603803
b-but people on Twitter love Miles because he low-diffs other verses even anime with his superpowers!
wait for the next DeathBattle when he'll no-diff Deku from BNHA, fr fr no cap!
Anonymous No.713604196 >>713608470
>>713587390 (OP)
Gays and blacks = Spiderman.
Cater to everybody and you alianate everyone.
Anonymous No.713604419
>>713603803
>I'd argue it was more interesting to read about ben reilly than Miles
It was
Anonymous No.713604561 >>713604645 >>713608365 >>713613442 >>713642212 >>713643019 >>713644983 >>713658219
>>713588359
>>713601180
It's funny, a few years back everyone hated Miles and considered him yet another lame version of the "attempts to replace a legacy character with a race swapped version."

But now he's popular and everyone loves him and holds him up as a good example. I guess because Peter's stories have become so bad that everyone moved across to Miles, and then the Spiderverse movies came out.
Anonymous No.713604578
>>713602689
Fucking lmao this panel is like a /co/ parody
Anonymous No.713604586
early spider-man is kino
Anonymous No.713604645 >>713605205
>>713604561
And then you woke up
Anonymous No.713604646 >>713605063 >>713667508
>>713587390 (OP)
Anonymous No.713604706 >>713648661
If you want to read Marvel comics about your favorite characters, just get Epic Collections up until 2000s. Hulk still has great runs even to this day tho. Pretty lucky character.
Anonymous No.713604738 >>713604885
>>713604054
>>713603803
You’d think comic book writers would know that compulsively adding more β€œcool shit” your hero can do is decadence. In the proper sense of the word; you’re not innovating the character, you’re not developing their personality, you’re slapping more gilding on a lily because you don’t know how to take care of a flower.
Anonymous No.713604753
>>713589901
The text is bad but that art is even worse
Anonymous No.713604819
>>713587390 (OP)
The game mechanics are fun
The game content is bad

If they just released spider man 2 where you only patrol and do generic fights of differing power and scale in those patrols ide pay like 45 bucks for it
Anonymous No.713604885
>>713604738
Because Miles is literally written by tranime manchildren. This is Miles's author and biggest shill.
Anonymous No.713604890
>>713589901
It's incredible the amount of people that saw this and thought it was a real page
Anonymous No.713604892
>>713601051
bisexual people of color
Anonymous No.713604915 >>713605049
>>713593686
but simultaneously and in the same place? not an inherited mantle like >>713594267 points out or a temporary passing of the torch while the real hero is injured or incapacitated in some way?
Anonymous No.713604958
>>713595131
He's a robot, with no dick.
Anonymous No.713604983
>>713587390 (OP)
spiderman 2 is a $80 downgrade compared to the 1st game
Anonymous No.713605034 >>713605120 >>713605176 >>713605216 >>713605221 >>713605237 >>713605308 >>713605549 >>713605551 >>713610329 >>713619842 >>713621515 >>713628250 >>713646272
Well /v/, have you read any Marvel comics lately?
Anonymous No.713605049
>>713604915
Excluding Green Lantern which everyone with more than 20 IQ knows doesn't count, there's the Flash. And even then that happened because they just basically merged three different continuities on top of each other so now you have three Flashes
Anonymous No.713605062 >>713605337
>>713588097
>Ben Reilly.
I vaguely remember that name. I used to read Spider-Man in the 90s and wasn't he the clone who wore a red suit with a blue shirt over it?
Anonymous No.713605063
>>713604646
Felicia is built for MJ.
Anonymous No.713605120
>>713605034
I have never read a comic book in my life.
Anonymous No.713605176
>>713605034
Very bad perspective and a tiny hand
How is his hand smaller than his face even when it's a solid meter closer to the viewer?
Anonymous No.713605205 >>713606030 >>713658219
>>713604645
Which part? People definitely like Miles now.
Anonymous No.713605216
>>713605034
I finished Marvel 1602 & Doctor Strange: I Belong To Death a few days ago and I'm starting in on some Thor books my brother let me borrow. Don't really care about the character but comics are light reads anyway so may as well thumb through them.
Anonymous No.713605221
>>713605034
I am liking the Immortal Thor. Glad to see that Ewing is still on the book.
Anonymous No.713605237
>>713605034
I read some Spider-Man today, new and old. The newest Fantastic Four which continues to disappoint, and in a bit I'm gonna read some X-treme X-Men
Anonymous No.713605308 >>713605739 >>713606761
>>713605034
Mackay's Moon Knight is so good.
Anonymous No.713605329
>>713587390 (OP)
Anonymous No.713605337
>>713605062
Yes
Anonymous No.713605342
>>713602689
>thank you, Real Spider Man... for being better and stronger and smarter and more moral and a better spider man than me...
Anonymous No.713605474
someone post the Sandman page, you know the one
Anonymous No.713605506
>>713602875
What kind of fucking superpower is rape?
How does that even work?
Anonymous No.713605538 >>713605608 >>713606068
>>713587782
>>713591540
wasnt the point of ultimate to avoid miles? they even had him sit out and stay out explicitly in the first comic
Anonymous No.713605549
>>713605034
Reading some Iron man.
Anonymous No.713605551
>>713605034
just caught up on ultimate spider-man. thinkin about reading the other ultimate stuff. I've been reading more DC (random green lantern/superman stuff) and random fantasy/sci fi stuff lately though.
Anonymous No.713605608 >>713605958
>>713605538
Ziglar wants to shill Miles. Thankfully Hickman doesn't even mention miles in Ultimate Spider-man.
Anonymous No.713605662
>>713598351
That kid in the photo isn’t his it’s just some neighbourhood kid he was helping, his actual kid was killed by green goblin as soon as it was born
Anonymous No.713605737
Spider-Man 2 is such a boring game, and this is coming from someone who likes the first. Miles is so fucking goddamn boring, and this is the worst depiction of Venom I've seen in a while--maybe worse than the movies.

>>713602016
That's nice of them. I just beat it, but it's significantly worse than the first one. And even a little worse than the Miles one
Anonymous No.713605739 >>713605802
>>713605308
When is the bikini coming back
Anonymous No.713605802 >>713605910 >>713605971
>>713605739
Sorry, only for Moon CHAD.
Anonymous No.713605910
>>713605802
artstyle carries
Anonymous No.713605958 >>713637562
>>713605608
i literally see miles in those pages. is that NOT ultimate?
Anonymous No.713605971 >>713606098
>>713605802
Until Pym returns
Anonymous No.713606018
>>713587570
Raimiman 2/3
Spiderman DC/PC/N64/PS1
Anonymous No.713606030
>>713605205
No they don't.
Anonymous No.713606041
>>713587390 (OP)
he just like me...
Anonymous No.713606068
>>713605538
Yeah and now they're doing a crossover where Miles tours the various books, and if the first one is anything to go by every character will talk about how cool he is and just be massively out of character
Anonymous No.713606087
Ultimate Spider-Man is the main story now in comics.
Anonymous No.713606098 >>713606228
>>713605971
Pym returned and she knows it but still stayed with MK btw
Anonymous No.713606165
>>713587390 (OP)
well, they made spiderman black for some reason
Anonymous No.713606226
>>713590072
>why doesn't any other super hero have to endure this shit constantly?
have you seen what they did to batman? they retconned it so that during one of the most iconic moments of bat's history, he secretly pissed himself. ALL comic books are suffering, not just any one character.
Anonymous No.713606228
>>713606098
That was a teaser, Hank has more important things to do right now so Marc's gonna keep her warm for him and also help raise his son
Anonymous No.713606259
why do the same stories need to be told about the same people with the same powers forever?
i don't get the endless appetite for revivals and retellings of superhero stories.
Anonymous No.713606358
The only thing I know about spider man comics is that one time he got cucked by the green goblin BUT SIKE it was mysterio larking as mj so green goblin was gay or some shit
Anonymous No.713606434 >>713606746
>>713588359
what fucking powers do miles even have? Is he just a copy/paste of peter, but a nigger?
Anonymous No.713606449
>>713589901
>relationship : guy and girl
>relationship in western comic : so i love her , him and someone else too. Ooooooooooo, i have to do this because something something to redeem sirrrrrrr
Anonymous No.713606484
>>713598351
You know that Ben isn't naturally blond, right?
Anonymous No.713606528
>>713600584
batman did it first
Anonymous No.713606629
Anonymous No.713606746 >>713609325 >>713610572 >>713611532
>>713606434
invisibility, electricity powers and can turn electricity into sword or anime-beam iirc... you know, spider-related powers
Anonymous No.713606761 >>713621137
>>713605308
>Flat
>No bikini
>Never read it but i can tell she is probably a lesbian
Fuck off.
Anonymous No.713606795 >>713654181
>>713587390 (OP)
People are chasing a playstyle that peaked in gen 5. Its like trying to chase a crash bandicoot 1 revival or making a game with a nextgen progression of the mario 64 camera. The simple truth is that spiderman gameplay was never good, it was merely good enough for early 3D.
Anonymous No.713606951 >>713607013 >>713657707
>>713592665
Why does she look happy?
Anonymous No.713607013
>>713606951
She is honestly a huge perv.
Anonymous No.713607724 >>713607807 >>713607826
FUCK Spiderman games, Bats can go fuck himself. I'm sick of Gotham.
Where the FUCK are the Hulk games?
Anonymous No.713607807
>>713607724
World isn't ready for HulkKINO.
Anonymous No.713607826 >>713608072 >>713608461 >>713608701
>>713607724
Protoype was a cooler edgier Hulk type game. Then they made a shit sequel and the series died.
Anonymous No.713607864
>>713588057
Reminds me of that jew writer on the power puff girls that self inserted himself into a fantasy wehre blossom loved him.
Anonymous No.713608017
>>713589649
It's the same shit with Uncharted
Anonymous No.713608072 >>713608701
>>713607826
It was published by activision in peak cod era anon
Anonymous No.713608263
>>713588359
The paneling in this page is awful. I cannot tell what’s happening in this sequence of actions.
Anonymous No.713608365
>>713604561
Nobody cares about Miles himself.What people care about is the spider-verse stuff,Spider-Gwen and Peni
Anonymous No.713608389
>>713588554
>Gets cucked
>Still makes dinner like a bitch
Anonymous No.713608461
>>713607826
They could make a Hulk game based off the Ultimate version.
You know, the one who rapes and eats people.
Anonymous No.713608470
>>713604196
blacks are all proud members of the LGBT community now you bigot.
Anonymous No.713608490
>>713588960
Source so I can avoid this filth?
Anonymous No.713608647
>>713587390 (OP)
this is porn
Anonymous No.713608701 >>713608791
>>713608072
>>713607826
Plus It also came out shortly after Mass Effect 3, Armored Core V, Ninja Gaiden 3 and Ninja Gaiden 3.
It just couldn't compete.
Anonymous No.713608783
>>713589901
Nobody except terminally online Californian liberals talks like this
Anonymous No.713608791
>>713608701
>Ninja Gaiden 3 and Ninja Gaiden 3
Fug, my head hurts.
Anonymous No.713608869 >>713609038 >>713609210
>>713590061
lol, I have no idea if you’re being serious or not. It is literally indistinguishable from the actual comics.
Anonymous No.713609038
>>713608869
Its not.
Marvel comics do not contain an ounce of energy or emotion this porn comic made by a seething writer contains
Anonymous No.713609210
>>713608869
Bullshit. You can easily tell this is not an official comic.
Modern Marvel would NEVER pass up a chance to humiliate Pete, let alone humiliate someone else over him.
Anonymous No.713609325
>>713606746
Damn, Spiders got fucking scary when I wasn't paying any attention.
Anonymous No.713609362
>>713587741
The joke is, he's a black man with a daughter, so he's not in her life at all and she certainly won't be looking up to him.
Anonymous No.713609520
>>713587390 (OP)
wtf is going on in this page?
why is she seating sideways like that?
why does the table disappear in the middle panel?
why did she throw hot coffee on his dick?
Anonymous No.713609803 >>713610296
>>713588359
Miles should had stayed in the 1610/ultimate universe,he's a fucking poochie
Anonymous No.713609963 >>713616540
>>713587390 (OP)
Hey zoomers if Snoyderman 2 cucked you with Venom go play Ultimate Spiderman for PS2
Anonymous No.713610167 >>713610407 >>713611104 >>713611394
>>713594791
who the fuck is Paul? kek
Anonymous No.713610296 >>713613442
>>713609803
Miles worked in Ultimate. He was just some kid who took over the mantle when Spiderman died.
In 616 he is just there. Both Spidermen are in New York. They both deal with the same issues. Everything about Miles is just Pete but with a "urban youth" flavor and random spanish words thrown in. Oh and much less suffer. Can't make a black character suffer after all. Unless it's related to the STRUGGLE.
Anonymous No.713610329
>>713605034
Haven't touched a Marvel comic since they made Bobby Drake a faggot
Anonymous No.713610354 >>713655428
>>713588554
The only thing I’ve heard about this run is that the writer is constantly shitting on MJ and Paul’s relationship, is it true?
Anonymous No.713610407
>>713610167
He is MJs husband and the father of their kids.
Anonymous No.713610572 >>713610730 >>713610920 >>713621686
>>713606746
what is up with them giving niggas lightning power
Anonymous No.713610730
>>713610572
Because they have something shocking In their pants
Anonymous No.713610920 >>713638967
>>713610572
>made Electro Black in the movies
>Made him black and a woman in the Spectacular cartoon
kek
Anonymous No.713611104
>>713610167
Writer self insert.
Anonymous No.713611394
>>713610167
A different disciple than Peter.
Anonymous No.713611491
>>713595760
> Miles refused to let his uncle ben moment happen
Didn’t he already had this moment in the first movie?
Anonymous No.713611532
>>713606746
I know you're being sarcastic but you've never encountered Australian spiders. I can't wait for the moment Miles awakens his magnetic powers
Anonymous No.713613370 >>713621380
>>713591071
>let's bring back the Ultimate universe that people loved
>except without any of the stuff people loved and we'll change all the stories
Comic book writers are the second dumbest people alive, right behind people who still read comics.
Anonymous No.713613442
>>713604561
>and everyone loves him and holds him up as a good example.
Shut up. Miles to this day is what if we take Peter's story and gimmick but black! Everyone is allowed to bully Peter, but no poor Miles, everyone has to know he is a real hero.
>>713610296
>Miles worked in Ultimate.
No it didn't. That's why Bendis had to tease Peter was coming back and had a crossover with 616 Peter. Miles was always garbage.
Anonymous No.713614020
>>713588531
>Watched the first nigger-verse movie
>Starts with a nigger breaking the law and running from the cops because he didn't do nuffin wrong
>Criminal uncle is there to cheer him up
>Spiderman dies like a bitch
>Nigga steal his costume and his name
>Paint it black because nigger, get it? lmao
>Suddenly electric nigger powers
>Bring back Peter, he's now a fucking loser
>Criminal uncle is a criminal
Got to say, that movie was fucking hilarious.
Anonymous No.713614590
Miles's books are DIMELESS!
Anonymous No.713615612 >>713616540
>>713587390 (OP)
I like the idea of Spider-man, I just hate the execution. I like the whole loner that constantly gets shat on by life and people but even then still self-sacrificing to such an extreme degree that it ruins his life because his uncle’s death drives him to do the right thing no matter what, I like how he’s a cringy guy when wearing the mask because he’s a nerd trying to appear confident and cool, I like the animal themed science gone wrong aspect that him and many of his villains share, I like how they introduced later Otto as a mentor and father figure fallen from grace, I’m even okay with all the evil iterations of Spider-man like Venom and Doppelganger despite getting a little uncreative and straying from the core themes. I hate the multiverse shit they’ve aggressively attached themselves to because of Miles and the Madam Web shit. I really doesn’t coherently work at all with what Spider-man initially was. I hate much of a hodgepodge of random shit there is and how it lacks a deeper more fleshed out interpersonal dissection of the villains like what Doc Oct eventually got. Sandman being a criminal because of his daughter isn’t really that much. I also hate how dull and boring and hockey it gets. It really needs a uniform visual style like Batman has with the whole retrofuturistic 20’s gothic noir style. I think something a little more bubbly like the Ultimate series should become the standard with something else to really make it its own without all the cringy Joss Whedon tier writing traps. I also hate the crossover shit but that’s a staple of Marvel comics and is never going away.
Anonymous No.713616378
>>713588531
Fuck those movies for that slowed frame-rate animation. Now faggots are all doing it to the point there are games stealing it. Fucking unoriginal hack frauds
Anonymous No.713616540
>>713615612
>>713609963
Anonymous No.713617753
>>713603926
Honestly my favorite part of that spiderverse movie is when Miles goes into dead Peter's secret lab, takes his suit, spray paints it black and when he's complimented on his stolen suit his response is "thanks I made it myself."
Anonymous No.713618219
>>713588423
They deserve it after things like OMD and Sins past.

And the fact that they still insist that Peter should not have a wife and a proper adult life when you could clearly use Miles for teenage spider shenanigans is just ridiculous.
Anonymous No.713618550 >>713629445
>>713590513
>AtSV
-we could have the 6 spiders (Miles, Peter B, Gwen, Peni, Hamm and Noir) traveling thru the multiverse and meeting other spiders.
-instead we got a story that shits on Miles way more than the original did, all the spiders being whiny shitters, and a sequel that most likely aint gonna happen. (Also: Canon Events? REALLY!?)

EXCELLENT JOB MARVEL! you managed to kill every single ounce of good will ItSV generated with that boneheaded idea!
Anonymous No.713618759 >>713619252
>>713587390 (OP)
People should just adopt this mindset
It doesn't matter what random jerkoff did with the character, only legacy or "main" plot of the character matters
There is no Paul, there is no Miles, there is no multiverse
Peter Parker is a teenager that fight his villains and also that double life stuff
You literally don't have to recognize some retard's run if you don't like it
You can always reset to status quo and make all bullshit non canon
Applies to all iconic legacy characters
Anonymous No.713619004 >>713619089 >>713628916 >>713629006 >>713640996
Mile's a cuck and his movie series is DEAD!
Anonymous No.713619089 >>713620590 >>713622260
>>713619004
>Rio's VA retweeted a BWC porn video with Rio and Peter
Based.
Anonymous No.713619128
>>713601560
Kraven's Last Hunt
Spider-Man No More
the time Harry was the green goblin
venom's debut
Anonymous No.713619252 >>713620132
>>713618759
>Peter Parker is a teenager
stopped reading here
Anonymous No.713619395 >>713620514 >>713639543
Thor is such a fun character bros.......I will never forgive MCU for their potrayal of Thor.
Anonymous No.713619546
>>713587390 (OP)
I think PS4 spiderman was pretty good, it had it's flaws but I think it's stands alongside arkham asylum of being a great game that perfectly allows you to experience the feeling of that specific superhero.

The sequel had some nice stuff....but it felt way too bogged down with the story. Peters story is really slow to start when we all know where it's going, pretty much every moment with miles both main and sidestory content is basically "haha im like such a wholesome and nice guy....btw im also black and hispanic". I didn't finish the game but miles felt so pointless and so BORING.
Anonymous No.713619842
>>713605034
>McKay's Moon Knight (It's fun)
>Incredible Hulk (It's almost as good as as Immortal)
>Daredevil (It's getting worse as I read it)
>Immortal Thor (I'm struggling to pay attention to it)
I think for once I'm reading more DC than Marvel just because I'm interested in almost all of the Absolute runs.
Anonymous No.713620132
>>713619252
Boomer peter with woife and kids is too much sitcom shit
Dynamics were always that he is too young for his job as superhero, but also a freelance photographer, that also needs to balance that with his personal life which is highschool (college is also fine, but he is broke)
MJ is hot girl that he might have if his life wasn'tso complicated, why coming up with family life and shit, when actually interesting stuff is punching retards like shocker in the face
Only shippers and self inserters want stories about his family life and not being a hero, and both are faggots
Anonymous No.713620314 >>713620754 >>713621725 >>713664248
>becomes the biggest clown character cuz of the clownshit insomniac games
>expected my favorite hero to become relevant in /v/ cuz of marvel rivals
>spiderman mains become the most hated players in the community.
Anonymous No.713620514 >>713639543
>>713619395
His first mcu movies had funny scene where he smashes a glass in a diner and shouted "another!" to show that he liked the drink
Moments like these where he is the fish out of water guy, with his middle ages viking culture are the most amusing imo, him becoming a simple chad in later movies was horrible. He is entertaining where is kind of a weirdo, like time traveller
Anonymous No.713620590 >>713622260
>>713619089
>it's real
Bendisbros...
Anonymous No.713620754
>>713620314
/v/ is too retarded to play spider-man in rivals, overwatch threads are nothing but a bunch of erp faggots and support troons
Anonymous No.713620778
>>713588057
it's funny that Paul only exists because the editors got pissed that Nick Spencer tried to undo One More Day
Anonymous No.713620859 >>713621387 >>713621471 >>713638595
Marvel's executives approach you. They agree that Miles fucking sucks and no one likes him in the comics, but they need to stick with him until at minimum 2027. However, if they do that, they get at best a minute net-negative on their returns. They want a profit. They've come to you, Miles' most outspoken critic, with an offer.
You get to write an ongoing comic run that lasts all the way to at earliest 2027 where you have nearly full creative control. You are allowed to do whatever you want with Miles with the following exceptions:
>He cannot be killed off or written out of the setting. He needs to be an active presence for brand synergy.
>He cannot be "defamed" so as to make him a black mark of writing, as that would still effectively be writing him out of the setting.
>He himself cannot be Miles'd by another minority - their DEI office is liquidating so you'd have no consultancy to prevent a media disaster.
>Peter cannot appear in more than an effective 20% of the overall content of the ongoing. He's a separate brand that needs to be advertised separately.
>You are only permitted a non-Spider crossover once every 10 issues which can only extend into one more issue at most, and if you do that, you will have to deal with the writer of whoever you crossover with getting two issues to do whatever THEY want with the character - and it'd be as permanent as whatever you do.
>While changes to identity (including hero name so long as he keeps the name "Miles Morales" for brand synergy) are permitted, he must still conceivably be part of the "Spider Family" (e.g. the part of Marvel's narrative stable built around Spider-Man)
>You cannot kill yourself.
Any success in the run results in significant profits for you as well, alongside the positive perception from "fixing" Miles.
What is your plan?
Anonymous No.713621137
>>713606761
Blind and retarted. And interesting combo
Anonymous No.713621380
>>713613370
NuUltimate is better on every level.
Except UBlackPanther. That’s trash
Anonymous No.713621387 >>713621506
>>713620859
Retcon that retarded
>imma do my own thing nigga
Being spider-man is always a sacrifice, and nigger needs to acquire an incredible moral compass that real spider-man has by learning a lesson of responsibility himself
Nigger man literally have no reason to think that he has to save people, peter got his powers and used them wrongly, and it got his father figure killed, so he has a reason to bust his ass for new yorkers
Miles is doing that instead of stealing hellcats and robbing people, because he is a nice kid that dindu nuffin
Third spider verse movie better proving miles wrong
Anonymous No.713621461 >>713626141 >>713662983
>>713587570
wrong
Anonymous No.713621471
>>713620859
Miles becomes zesty, slims down and devotes himself to servicing men with his electricity powers.
This accomplishes every goal
>miles is now a strong gay representative
>he is still the focus
Anonymous No.713621506 >>713621807
>>713621387
>needs to acquire an incredible moral compass
Miles innately has a better moral compass than anyone in the Marvel universe and beyond you fucking racist
Like when he gave Molecule Man the cheeseburger he had in his pocket
Anonymous No.713621515 >>713621612
>>713605034
Only recently started with comics at all, but I'm reading Ultimate X-Men, Ultimate Spider-Man, and I just started the Krakoa storyline. Never knew how people kept up with so many different comics and issues, but trade volume compilations are making things easy. Wish I had known about these sooner.
Anonymous No.713621612
>>713621515
I hope you enjoy reading them friend.
Anonymous No.713621613
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GBeb2k5Y08g
Anonymous No.713621686
>>713610572
There’s a 3.5 main reasons:
>1: electricity, being bright and flashy, contrasts well against darker skin tones
>2: electricity makes for a good, for lack of a better term, "urban" powerset, what with most big cities heavily relying on electricity and most black comic characters are from urban areas (incidentally this is also why does a bunch of tech based black heroes)
>3: Back in the day, DC was the main cultural comic powerhouse as opposed to Marvel so if you saw a superhero parody and as Black Lightning the famous black DC superhero who WASN’T the pain-in-the-ass-to-animate Cyborg, then they’d based whatever black guy on was on the team off BL.
>3.5: On a related note, DC wanted to use BL for their cartoons but refuse to give royalties to his creator so instead, they would just keep making knockoffs of BL which added to the number of black lighting superheroes
Anonymous No.713621725
>>713620314
>>spiderman mains become the most hated players in the community
You mean the same community that caused the support strike indirectly supporting flyer meta which wouldn't happen if divers weren't nerfed to oblivion?
Anonymous No.713621807 >>713624007
>>713621506
Miles made a deal with the Mephisto too. He ain't better than anybody. Kek.
Anonymous No.713621939 >>713654564
>>713588057
>>713589901
>>713594791
remember when DC removed Superman's marriage with Lois Lane with the reboot so they could return to the will they won't they schtick from the old comics only for them to realize that was a dumb idea and just brought back the marriage?
Anonymous No.713622018 >>713622274 >>713622678
I was thinking of getting into the marvel epic collections but I noticed they are more for the characters origins from the 60s. My question is are the stories from that era and those epics any good still or are they horribly aged? I've read a couple and felt they were incredibly boring and disjointed. I want to read about hulk, Thor, and iron man if they have any must grabs.
Anonymous No.713622260 >>713624007
>>713620590
>>713619089
Link?
Anonymous No.713622274 >>713622973
>>713622018
>I want to read about hulk, Thor, and iron man if they have any must grabs.
Hulk and Thor's are definitely worth it. For thor in particular make sure to also read Secret Wars, where Thor has one of the best showings and assertions of why he was and still is one of the top dogs.
Anonymous No.713622678 >>713622973
>>713622018
As an avid Thorbro, I recommend that you read these runs
>Kirby
>Simmonson
>JMS
>Aaron
>Ewing
>Cates if you like shonenshit
>Jurgens
Anonymous No.713622906
>>713587390 (OP)
tracyscops verse?
Anonymous No.713622973
>>713622274
>>713622678
Thanks bros added them to my reading list right now. Is it true iron man doesn't really have any good solo runs aside from demon in a bottle?
Anonymous No.713623081 >>713623459
We love Miles here, don't we folx?
Anonymous No.713623249
>>713587390 (OP)
I've playing spider man ps4 right now and I'm having fun, dare I say even a blast at times. Mary Jane is a jerk though she's so weirdly combative with Peter sometimes
Anonymous No.713623459 >>713628775
>>713623081
Yeah, we all do.
Anonymous No.713624007 >>713624145
>>713622260
https://x.com/JacquiPinol/status/1741675550039851115

>>713621807
>did it to revive kamala
>tfw to now she gets added into tokon while he doesn't
pfft
Anonymous No.713624145 >>713625643
>>713624007
Thanks.
I don't think she knows it was BWC stuff though.
Anonymous No.713624391
>>713587390 (OP)
Don't worry, Marvel Ultimate Alliance 4 will be announced SOON, its part of the new push of Marvel vidya. Why wouldn't they do it? 3 sold really well, more than the first two games combined.
It's gonna happen. It has to happen.
Anonymous No.713625643
>>713624145
>latina
>doesn't know BWC
Anonymous No.713625818
>>713587390 (OP)
Man I just want a cool Marvel game with my boy Gambit again. Give me a thief clone where I gotta steal shit from Tony Stark, Dr Doom and Kingpin
Anonymous No.713626141 >>713626681 >>713654342
>>713621461
Is this game actually good or is this nostalgia just talking? I got the N64 version lying around and I’ll pull the trigger if it’s good.
Anonymous No.713626302 >>713628187
>>713601201
I've actually really liked Immortal Thor. Making a more childlike Loki an ally as the god of storytelling i think really made their relationship fun again
That said my favorite will always be Gambit's solo shit
Anonymous No.713626681
>>713626141
It's good.
Anonymous No.713628187
>>713626302
Based.
Anonymous No.713628250 >>713638357
>>713605034
I'm catching up on the recent DC event timeline starting from Dark Crisis
I read Superman: House of Braniac
It was good, nice art as well
I also read Teen Titans Beast World before that
I'm currently reading the Absolute Power event
Anonymous No.713628457
>>713597890
Not my Spider-Man
Anonymous No.713628632
I only read a new series once the first volume is available to pirate
Comic story arcs are written for the trade format so they are best read that way
Anonymous No.713628775
>>713623459
BWC
Anonymous No.713628916
>>713619004
Video games?
Anonymous No.713629006 >>713633645
>>713619004
Snap back to reality
Anonymous No.713629445
>>713618550
It's actually fucking insane how badly they dropped the ball. All anyone wanted was more adventures with the originals we were introduced to, maybe a cameo from some other ones. Instead we got introduced to so many random Spidermen that we didn't have any opportunity to get to know them or care. Also, you're right that the story shits on Miles and also gets stuck in so much fucking drama that it brings down the story. Apart from that, the NTR plot with Gwen is such shit as well. Just horrific writing to a sequel that had so much good will. I don't know who decided to just shit on all the characters from the first. Even Peni got majorly fucked over by having the Venom shit happen to her. No more happy loli, she's just as depressed as everyone else.
Anonymous No.713630560 >>713631403 >>713651470 >>713655230
>>713594145
The current Moon Knight series is unironically the best mainline book out of anything done by Marvel or DC, the only things better are some elseworlds stuff like some Ultimate and Absolute books.

McKay has been writing Moon Knight for the last several years and having a single consistent author allows it to not be a total flaming dumpster fire, and it actually has enabled character growth and changes to the status quo rather than permanently being stuck in place with no progression. It helps that McKay was handed Moon Knight at basically his lowest point ever where he'd been kicked back to absolute rock bottom and ultra character assassinated by a shitty Avengers crossover event called Age of Khonshu where Moon Knight literally takes over the world at the behest of Khonshu who is unambiguously and demonstrably proven VERY real and VERY dangerous to the entire planet until he gets locked up in Asgard.


After age of khonshu nobody wanted to touch moonie with a ten foot pole, and the ridiculous bullshit with age of khonshu was too big to pretend it never happened or easily retcon, so McKay did the thing marvel writers barely ever do and ACTUALLY acknowledged the events of the previous run and took it at face value and spent the time working through the fallout and how that shit would actually impact the character going forward in a meaningful way. Moon Knight starts the run on indefinite house arrest by the Avengers and limited to a small slice of New York under surveillance in case he goes psycho again and the run is about him building up a temple mission/borderline street gang dedicated to khonshu to continue protecting travelers at night even when his god is in gay baby jail and has continued since then with constant progress
Anonymous No.713630729
>>713587390 (OP)
The best superhero game is Hulk Ultimate Destruction.
Anonymous No.713631029
>>713598116
Miles's wannabe hype moments are always incredibly fucking cringe and forced compared to the literally effortless aura farming that moon knight pulls off on a regular basis
even miles's cringey electric magic sword plot macguffin is mogged recently by moon man purposefully letting himself get stabbed by a soul-stealing sword possessed by the dragon whose blood quenched it so he can dominate it with the John Constantine trick of calling in one soul debt to overpower a second
Anonymous No.713631403 >>713632157
>>713630560
>McKay has been writing Moon Knight for the last several years and having a single consistent author allows it to not be a total flaming dumpster fire, and it actually has enabled character growth and changes to the status quo rather than permanently being stuck in place with no progression
so you're telling me that after 50 years they're finally learning why manga is outselling them? it's not the funny hair or the powerups
Anonymous No.713631928
>>713587782
>supposed to be graffiti
>they use corporate memphis
Those games are a fucking joke.
Anonymous No.713632157 >>713640869 >>713648960
>>713631403
Idk if they've actually learned or it's just a happy coincidence that McKay likes the character and is willing to keep on the same book. The best comic runs are always the ones that have a single ongoing writer to actually deliver payoff, it's also why Claremont's X-Men is so popular.

Moon Knight is definitely one of the more manga-esque books any of the big two have going on, it has minimal crossover fuckery (the only major crossover is actually a plot done by McKay that primarily involves moon knight and a bunch of vampires blocking out the sun), and having a single writer from 2021 to 2025 and ongoing has allowed actual character arcs and plot development and character introductions that aren't possible in shit like Spiderman that gets reset to status quo every six months with an entirely new writer and artist pushing editorial mandate.

I hate pretty much all modern comics but moonman is a rare exception that's actually worth reading every month, McKay also has mega based taste and brought back Tigra as Mark's love interest from his West Coast Avenger days so he's also getting sexy catgirl pussy, truly the most manga like marvel book.
Anonymous No.713632927 >>713643742
>>713589901
The worst thing about this comic isn't just the words, its that he hit Mary Jane at all, Peter would have sensed the slap and broken the guy's wrist before he did anything, nor would he have warned him, dude would have flown out of there, probably through several walls.
Anonymous No.713633105 >>713633748 >>713633760 >>713636265
>Batman Arkham series
>Spider-man PS1/N64
>Spider-man Maximum Carnage
>Spider-man Shattered Dimensions
>Spider-man (2018)
>Spider-man 2
>Ultimate Spider-man
>Marvel Ultimate Alliance series
>Marvel Midnight Suns
>Guardians of the Galaxy
>Ghost Rider
>Punisher
>Incredible Hulk
>Marvel vs Capcom series
Any other worthwhile Superhero games to play?
Anonymous No.713633645
>>713629006
To be honest, I’m fine with shit like this happening to Peter, what I hate is him being a pathetic bitch that laps it up. Peter is an underdog and life shit on him despite him always doing the right thing, but having dinner with your ex and the guy she’s currently fucking is just pathetic and degrading. Same thing with him sucking off Miles. Not saying Peter should be a vindictive dick about it, but watching him be humiliated like this as a willing participant is just shit.
Anonymous No.713633748
>>713633105
Web of Shadows
Anonymous No.713633760
>>713633105
Saints Row IV though that's almost a Matrix game.
Spider-Man & X-Men in Arcade's Revenge. Just be aware it's a mid 90's LJN game so expect to use save states and do so without feeling remorse.
Anonymous No.713635782
>>713602689
Dude had been dead for 6 months at this point, but the writer feels the need to punch down and prop up Miles.
Anonymous No.713636070 >>713636624 >>713636947 >>713637184 >>713637696 >>713638115 >>713638383 >>713639498
Why are all comics just superhero trash?

Why can't comics be like manga and do all kinds of stories?
Anonymous No.713636137
>>713587390 (OP)
I have zero desire to play as Miles.
Anonymous No.713636190
>>713589884
>spider-boy
Bailey is fine
Anonymous No.713636265
>>713633105
Prototype, Hulk Ultimate Destruction. There's also that gory ass Wolverine game on Xbox 360 that was fun for letting players just tear apart everything.

It's shame we don't have an open world superhero RPG where we can customize our character's outfit and powers. The closest we got was City of Heroes and City of Villains, and with capeshit being popular I find it surprising it hasn't been attempted yet.
Anonymous No.713636375
>>713587570
Behold
Anonymous No.713636526
>>713598356
>having his personal life be pathetic would be fine
No it wouldn't. It's supposed to be a balance of real life problems with successes and progress but idiotic, faggot writers are incapable of nuance. Its the same shit as them writing that everyone he teams up with outright hates him, its fucking terrible and misunderstands the entire dynamic.
Anonymous No.713636624 >>713644384
>>713636070
Because superhero is American's shonen and Marvel and DC are the most popular ones. If you read other publications you can easily find other genres
Anonymous No.713636947
>>713636070
The Walking Dead started as a comic series. So did The Wolf Among Us, Dark Matter, Resident Alien, The Mask, Aliens vs Predator, and countless other stories and IP you probably only know from TV or film. Not /v/'s fault you're ignorant.
Anonymous No.713637184
>>713636070
>Why can't comics be like manga and do all kinds of stories?
Before the 90s, the vast majority of american cartoon/comic content operated on a sliding timescale, like doremon or detective Conan. It was mainly for syndication purposes. If a brand name character like Peter Parker or Bruce Wayne got old and had to be replaced permanently, the brand loses value. the heroes themselves are more valuable to the company than the stories. Boomers and gen X grew up on it and like it that way, but younger Americans can't stand it because characters stagnate or get retconned if some form of advancement happens. The generations that grew up on manga/anime primarily avoid marvel/DC comics because of the sliding timescale and overuse of capeshit, but it still has its defenders. Spend some time on /co/ and you'd be shocked at how many comic fans defend it.
Anonymous No.713637236 >>713638212
Anonymous No.713637273
What pisses me off the most about MCU Peter, is that they removed Uncle Ben, literally the single most important thing part of his origin and he's just gone, replaced by aunt may delivering the speech when she dies.
Don't even get me started on his schoolmates, all being retarded nerds, and fucking flash thompson being a 5 foot nothing jeet.
Anonymous No.713637562
>>713605958
Not part of the main ongoing
Anonymous No.713637696
>>713636070
other genres used to exist until the comics code authority killed the rest of industry
Anonymous No.713638115
>>713636070
They exist in Europe. Problem is that most only release in France, Italy and Belgium.
Anonymous No.713638212
>>713637236
CP?!
Anonymous No.713638357
>>713628250
>starting with Dark Crisis
man that was such a downgrade compared to the retardedness of Death Metal
Anonymous No.713638383
>>713636070
>Why are all comics just superhero trash?
Capeshit is inherently american
Anonymous No.713638595
>>713620859
First thing's first, I'm getting Miles out of New York. Not only is that city already oversaturated with heroes in general, but two Spider-Men is excessive there. Where I'd put him, not sure. Some place with a decent amount of tall buildings I guess.

Next, I'd focus on building up his supporting cast because frankly I don't know fuck all about them beyond some stuff about his mom and uncle and friend from school.

Next, I'd REALLY work on giving him a colorful, compeling rogue's gallery. Spider-Man has arguably the best if not second best rogue's gallery in capeshit, rivalled only by Batman. But Miles and Peter sharing villains doesn't make sense because Miles doesn't have the history or personal connection to them the same way Peter does.

Finally, his fighting style. The electric shit is kinda dumb and never made a whole lotta sense to me, so I'd keep it around but only tangentally. I like the take that the Spider-Verse movies had, making Miles more artistic-oriented. I want his fighting style to be more flashy, like he turns crimes into spectacles. And I want to give him colored webs that he can also use as spray painting tools, letting both his visual fights look more interesting as he's splattering color everywhere, but also more interesting in-universe as well. This is far more intersting than making him another computer nerd like Peter.

Finally, I would want to build up iconic moments for him. Iconic wins, iconic loses, iconic revelations, love interests, suit designs. Great characters need specific moments people can point to and say "Damn, I remember this! This was such an insane thing to happen!"

I don't give a shit about adding Peter or having Miles crossover with other heroes/teams. If I wrote him, I'd make him stand on his own first and earn it.
Anonymous No.713638967
>>713610920
The fuck are you talking about? Electro was still a white guy in the Spectacular cartoon.
Anonymous No.713639498 >>713641264
>>713636070
The two biggest reasons comics are getting lapped by manga are
>Comics periodically change writers
>They can't ever end

These two factors alone cause all sorts of other issues like
>Big characters (Batman, Spider-Man, Superman, Wonder Woman) can't ever deviate too far from their most iconic/marketable version outside of elseworlds, also can't die
>Deciding between sliding timelines or consistent ones, then being forced to reset the universe whenever characters get too old
>Universe resets in general
>Inconsistant character personality depictions
>Wrtiers retconning each other's stories for their own reasons or editorial mandate
>Characters having to constantly re-learn the same lessons over and over
>Repeated plot-lines
>A feeling of inpermenance, since no matter how popular/well liked a certain status quo is, it WILL be undone
>Highly intimidating for new readers to try and get into
>Runs vary wildly in quality both narratively and artistically
Anonymous No.713639543 >>713639880
>>713619395
>>713620514
I will forever be pissed that Marvel decided it was a great idea to make a Thor movie called Ragnarok a buddy movie. Sure, Branagh's movie could be awkward, but that shakespearean flair suits Thor, as can be seen with some of his best comics. I dig ye olde english that he uses.
And if they really wanted to have someone to be buddy-buddy with Thor, they should have included Beta Ray Bill.
Anonymous No.713639626
>>713587390 (OP)
Is this porn
Anonymous No.713639771 >>713648417 >>713661178
>>713590017
So the game isn't bad, it's just racists crying as usual
Anonymous No.713639880 >>713641520 >>713652078 >>713655336
>>713639543
I absolutely hate Thor. It’s an even less imaginative ripoff of Wonder Woman and the fact that he’s not only one of the strongest Marvel characters but also flies and has a magic hammer that shoots lightning etc makes him incredibly OP and lame.
Anonymous No.713640023
>>713588423
I would hate to be as miserable and bitter as you. How do you live like this?
Anonymous No.713640869
>>713632157
These sounds like a good times to catch up on some MK. I been meaning to buy Warren Ellis MK comics simply because I love that noir detective design they gave him in those comics
Anonymous No.713640996
>>713619004
I CAN SEE IT
Anonymous No.713641007
>>713587390 (OP)
>Why do people suddenly hate Spidey games?
the last few spiderman games don't feel like Spiderman games, they feel like they were made by californian hippies trying to advertise their way of lief
Anonymous No.713641264
>>713639498
>can't ever deviate too far from their most iconic/marketable version outside of elseworlds, also can't die
I mean, they've done both dozens of times, it just doesn't work. Superman had completely different powersets multiple times in the past 30 years and every time it just didn't interest people. Wonder Woman similarly has changed gimmicks multiple times, Batman at one point got replaced by Young Twink James Gordon In A Giant Robot and got a pet black guy and it similarly just doesn't work.
Anonymous No.713641420
>>713587390 (OP)
The Insomniac shit was never good.
Anonymous No.713641446 >>713642012
>>713587390 (OP)
I like them, but I’m a normie that doesn’t engage in culture war faggotry. If I see cringey forced politics I shrug it off and move past it.
Anonymous No.713641520
>>713639880
Proper Thor writing has him be very different from Wonder Woman. One of the big things is Wonder Woman is a very ardent, serious, and disciplined woman because she's both representative of Greece's more "heroic" pantheon as well as Greek mythical heroes. Thor is not just an out-and-out Norse God, he also represents and inherits the culture of Norse peoples - in particular vikings. This means he's not meant to be serious most of the time - he takes his job very seriously but he always finds opportunities to dick around and enjoy a fight, it's only when he's not allowed to revel does he get particularly dangerous. The better writers for Thor also understand he doesn't just "shoot lightning." He's a God of Storms, and not just a patron God, he's its ruler. Lightning can't strike him because he tells it to move. Ice Giants conjure giant winter storms that he ends in seconds by telling them to fuck off and to not betray him. He stands in alien rainstorms with bullets that hit like .44 magnum slugs and enjoys it like a nice drizzle because storms don't WANT to hurt him. Combining that mix of revelry, demesne, and raw power is how you get Thor.
Anonymous No.713641538
>>713587390 (OP)
Miles being forced into everything.
Anonymous No.713641694
>>713588057
Total Paul death.
Anonymous No.713642012 >>713647886
>>713641446
If stupid shit like "WATCH OUT, INVINCIBLE BOYFRIEND!" doesn't make you roll your eyes and take you out of the game, you must be so numb inside. Enjoy your deaf girl spraypainting missions, I guess.
Anonymous No.713642212
>>713604561
>But now he's popular
lol, waht? Outside of the spiderverse movies his comics still sell like shit. Him being forced fucking everywhere in the most obnoxious way just increases the dislike for him.
Anonymous No.713642467
>>713598153
peter being a cuckold is still more character than miles being black
Anonymous No.713642872
>>713589901
>slapped MJ and called her a whore
Based. Peter should have bought him a beer.
Anonymous No.713643019
>>713604561
>But now he's popular and everyone loves him and holds him up as a good example.
Name three stories. You won't.
Anonymous No.713643175
>>713587795
Ditko's Peter is the peak to this day
Anonymous No.713643323
>>713587390 (OP)
The last fun Spidey game was Web of Shadows.
Anonymous No.713643742
>>713632927
Peter let him.
Anonymous No.713644352
>>713587390 (OP)
The fact that there’s 50 different Spidermans now. At least with the 50 different Robins nobody cares because he’s the sidekick.
Anonymous No.713644384 >>713647242
>>713636624
Recommend some
Anonymous No.713644769
>>713587570
retard
Anonymous No.713644983
>>713604561
>But now he's popular and everyone loves him and holds hi
Nigga shut your ass up
Anonymous No.713646272
>>713605034
i only read the retrospectives on comic characters and lore thanks to clicking on a dr.doom is ironman thing and new avengers.

they explained them pretty good like maestro being doomer hulk and batman who laughs actually being schizo joker but good god no i see why comics do good and bad compared to managa more clearly
Anonymous No.713647239 >>713657487
Anonymous No.713647242
>>713644384
To be frank I don't read comics much.
But I like 2000AD/Judge Dredd, The Incal, and Fear Agent. Not sure if BPRD or the very old version of Star-Lord count but those are cool too. Scrooge McDuck and Donald Duck comics are fun light reads. Also Lucky Luke and Tintin, can't go wrong with those.
Anonymous No.713647628 >>713647990 >>713648191
Anonymous No.713647659 >>713655027
>>713600502
Clone Saga is only bad when you pin Marvel's agenda to it, even during all the chaos at the time writers were bending themselves backwards to hinder the office's agenda - and that's arguably how most of its good stories were born. It was the last time a legacy character knew his place and others around him too.
Anonymous No.713647676
>>713587390 (OP)
No imagine this scene with Carol speaking in her thick Boston accent.
Anonymous No.713647782
>>713587390 (OP)
They made one that was sorta okay with shitty parts and then followed it up by moving backwards in quality.
Anonymous No.713647886 >>713648318
>>713642012
Thanks I will. Enjoy getting stressed over nothing.
Anonymous No.713647990
>>713647628
>Nah, I'mma do my own thing
Anonymous No.713648078
>>713587782
Anonymous No.713648191 >>713648469 >>713648709
>>713647628
I seriously don't get why people like Miles so much. I thought he was so milquetoast and his voice actor sound like he was just reading lines especially in the first movie. I can't feel anything every time Miles had to open his mouth
Anonymous No.713648318
>>713647886
I'll bet. Which is why you have to come to /v/ to fight in the culture war anyways, just for the opposite side. Kind of odd thing to do if all the game elicits from you is a shrug.
Anonymous No.713648417 >>713661178
>>713639771
Anonymous No.713648469 >>713648950
>>713648191
They don't, no one reads Miles. It's strictly performative bullshit. You can corner any "fan" asking about the plot, characters, or reading recs and they'll never respond, not even regarding secondary media like badly animated movies or the games.
Anonymous No.713648661
>>713604706
Didn't they make him an asian twink?
Anonymous No.713648671
I just want to know why they put Black Cat in the Spider-Man 2 movie game only for Peter to tell her to fuck off at the end
Anonymous No.713648709
>>713648191
It's a self insert where you can imagine yourself being trained to be the next spiderman by your hero. The only good Miles stories are the first few chapters and the first time he teams up with Peter. The rest of the stories are absolute trash. Anytime people say the like Miles it's just traits from the movies or games.
Anonymous No.713648738
>people spreading the good word of Khonshu/Moon Knight
Doing the greatest gods work, can't wait for that issue #10.
Anonymous No.713648950
>>713648469
The voice director could at least asked his VA to put some effort. Chris Pine was a surprisingly good Spidey in the few seconds his Peter was alive IMO, I wasn't expecting them to actually hired an actor and not a voice actor for him
Anonymous No.713648960 >>713649652 >>713650795
>>713632157
the art in recent Moon knight is crazy good
Anonymous No.713649149 >>713649273 >>713650571 >>713654794
how many special powers does Miles have?
Anonymous No.713649273 >>713653401
>>713649149
His electric powers might finally put an end to his nemesis - the noise that hallway makes
Anonymous No.713649652
>>713648960
Rachelle Rosenberg's coloring is fucking 11/10, I love the moonlight glow she gives mark when he's aura farming
Anonymous No.713650571
>>713649149
He's also a vampire now btw, and killed the head Blackula
Anonymous No.713650795 >>713652127
>>713648960
I really like when they draw him so white that the lighting makes literally no sense
Anonymous No.713651470
>>713630560
I really loved his work on Dr Strange too, I like how much it emphasized his character as a healer and his relationship with his wife
Anonymous No.713652078 >>713654559
>>713639880
Thor makes sense because it's literally the god from mythology, who has a hammer and stuff. Wonder Woman is just weird.
Anonymous No.713652127
>>713650795
Shame they keep negrifying the vampire chick. She was cute when she had just turned. Now she has fugly hair and is about to start speaking in ebonics.
Anonymous No.713652612
>>713588359
they are trying to ruin ultimate?
Anonymous No.713652825
>>713588531
the movies that shit on established lore treating it as pointless and dumb? the movies that pushed the retarded "everyone can be spidey" the hardest completely missing the point?
the movies that are less about the spider-verse (a cancer) and more about miles (giga cancer)?
the movies that have infite spider-men saying "let people die", something completely out of character for peter?
what about those movies?
Anonymous No.713652912
>>713589649
Insomniac*
they lost their touch
Anonymous No.713653078
>>713597283
i've been asking that myself for a long time, this is beyond different artstyles the fag is an entirely different character any time he appears
Anonymous No.713653079
>>713598131
Plus he’s brown … gross.
Anonymous No.713653164
>>713598156
It’s strange because niggers would NEVER have discovered electricity.
Anonymous No.713653401 >>713658165 >>713658726
>>713649273
>in a zoom call for work
>colleague is black
>have corresponded with him before and he's a smart guy who does good work
>as soon as I join the call I hear a loud chirp in the background
>it keeps going off throughout the meeting
I think it's just at a frequency that black people can't hear.
Anonymous No.713653402
>>713600584
Gross.
Anonymous No.713653832
Are you a real spiderman fan if you havent watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tT55pvSe9R4
Marshmellow (2025) No.713654181
>>713606795
exactly this imo, being able to websling around Manhattan on the ps2 was exhilarating but even as someone who absolutely loved those titles the new spidey games just feel lazy. Sure they're decent enough, but they didn't bring anything new to the combat or swinging. There's plenty of games with vertical level traversal now so Spidey just feels like more of the same. If the story or dialogue was decent it could make up for it, but it's not.
Marshmellow (2025) No.713654342
>>713626141
it's short enough that you tolerate it's shortcomings. You won't be able to really appreciate the terror of the Carnage chase if you're not 9yo though.
Anonymous No.713654432
>>713591540
this fag can't get one good looking suit i swear to god
Anonymous No.713654559 >>713654995 >>713655484
>>713652078
Wonder Woman is Athena. Diana is the Roman name for Athena and her father is literally Zeus. That’s why Wonder Woman is at least a modicum more creative than Thor who is literally just Norse mythology ripped straight wholesale from the source
Anonymous No.713654564
>>713621939
or wally west turned into a black kid then bringing back the real one and then his family
Anonymous No.713654794
>>713649149
As much as needed until you like him.
Marshmellow (2025) No.713654883 >>713655157
>>713588554
wow I've been away from the comics for so long the only people I know here are Robbie and MJ, I thought that was Forge for a second too.
Anonymous No.713654995
>>713654559
She's named after Athena but she's not actually a 1:1 of her, she's explicitly the daughter of Queen Hippolyta who's queen of the Amazons while Athena famously sprung fully formed as a goddess from Zeus's head. She might be named after Athena/Diana the same way Hercules was named after Hera but she's not literally Athena, hell wondie is a lot nicer than actual Athena was
Anonymous No.713655027
>>713647659
>Read through the behind the scenes stuff from that era
>They had no idea what they're doing and marketing kept fucking things up even more
>On two separate occasions the end got delayed because of the X-Men
>Still managed to get out some good stories in spite of all this
Anonymous No.713655157 >>713655612 >>713656253
>>713654883
The kid's Eddie's son
He's a punk but he's alright
Anonymous No.713655230 >>713655604
>>713630560
MK basically got its own version of the Duggan Deadpool run. Someone who clearly likes the character, wants to do something that isn't the more recently embarrassing runs of him, but also completely changes his status quo for the future due to such a long presence. They even both introduce the token black woman to serve as tehir logical/moral foil, the only difference is Deadpool's looks like she works at the DMV and Moon Knight's is allegedly a child while looking like a 20-something woman.
Anonymous No.713655336 >>713655860
>>713639880
>I absolutely hate Thor. It’s an even less imaginative ripoff of Wonder Woman and the fact that he’s not only one of the strongest Marvel characters but also flies and has a magic hammer that shoots lightning etc makes him incredibly OP and lame
God what a faggot you are.
Anonymous No.713655428
>>713610354
Yes. Dylan (the kid) and the Venom symbiote both show active contempt for Paul at all times
Anonymous No.713655478
>>713589901
Peter should have put that dude through a wall, then put MJ through a wall, then fucked one of the eighty different women he could that are better for him
Anonymous No.713655484
>>713654559
Incorrect, Athena actually exists in DC and helped in the creation of the Amazons. Wonder Woman prefers Artemis tho IIRC.
Anonymous No.713655551
>>713587390 (OP)
This ship was beyond retarded
Anonymous No.713655604 >>713655891
>>713655230
Reese isn't a child, she was an 18 year old college student. That's part of the joke where Achilles Fairchild had the Midnight Mission labeled a cult and blamed them for distributing magic drugs.

Deadpool's daughter is drawn very inconsistently,. sometimes she looks good and sometimes she looks unrecognizable
Marshmellow (2025) No.713655612 >>713655849 >>713656063
>>713655157
I'm currently reading the wiki page for these characters, were MJ and Peter still together when the time dilation that made her and Paul a couple happened?
Anonymous No.713655849 >>713656639
>>713655612
Yes. She cheated on him while trapped in the pocket dimension despite knowing he was trying to rescue her and also gave birth to fake magical children that she was tricked into thinking were real by Paul's dad, who is also a genocidal maniac who killed EVERYONE ELSE IN THAT ENTIRE UNIVERSE and who Paul assisted in his magic math villainy. Paul being partially responsible for the deaths of like seven billion people is never addressed and the fake kids are still one of the dumbest plot points in comics
Anonymous No.713655860 >>713656189
>>713655336
Thanks for your awesome insightful commentary, faggot. You also don’t need to greentext someone’s entire post when you’re already replying to it, retard.
Anonymous No.713655891
>>713655604
Reese is 19 specifically but Moon Knight prattles on about her like she's 15 sometimes, which makes me wonder if McKay wanted her to be younger but editorial didn't want kids to get gored or something for some stupid reason.

Also I wasn't talking about Deadpool's daughter, I was talking about Agent Preston who got perpetually fatter and blacker every 5-6 issues. She went from picrel to about 240+lbs and full on mammy in what timeline-wise couldn't have been longer than 2 years.
Anonymous No.713656063 >>713656639
>>713655612
Yes
>Peter and MJ together again, closer than they've been since the marriage got retconned
>MJ dragged into another dimension, is there for four years from her side
>Her and Paul find some random kids, decide to adopt them
>Peter saves them (it's been one or two days on his side)
>MJ stays with Paul, Peter gets depressed
>Kids were fake and they disappear
>MJ still with Paul for some reason
>Now Peter is just friends with Paul for no reason
The whole thing is shit and serves just to character assassinate MJ so that people will stop liking her and stop asking for the marriage to come back
Anonymous No.713656189
>>713655860
I like quoting everything someone said if its despicably worthless, hilarious or uninspiring, it draws attention to it and if it pisses them off on the cellular level even more. Don'[t like it? Don't say dumb shit on a daily basis.
Anonymous No.713656253 >>713656329 >>713656548 >>713656639
>>713655157
Dylan Brock is legitimately one of the most based new gen heroes since Robbie Reyes. Second best non-Eddie Venom after Flash Thompson, too.
Anonymous No.713656321 >>713656583 >>713656726 >>713659329
I give it fascinating how Marvel so hates the idea of Peter and MJ being together. It would be a simple way off sunsetting the characters so they could keep trying to make their spider copycats sell.
Marshmellow (2025) No.713656329
>>713656253
kek what a dick
Anonymous No.713656548 >>713656659
>>713656253
Dylan being the audience surrogate relentlessly shitting on Paul because he's under the Venom office which has separate editorial from Spider-Man (no fucking Nick Lowe and his retarded cuck fetish thank christ) has been the best part of all new venom by a longshot.

I thought Knull was retarded and made for powerscaling nonsense but you know what, if he's the price we pay to have an independent symbiote editorial then I'm completely okay with it, Nick Lowe needs to be fired out of a cannon into the sun
Anonymous No.713656583
>>713656321
They know that despite whatever they try, Peter Parker is still the Spider-Man that matters. As discussed in this thread they did try to sunset Peter with MJ while keeping "Peter" as Spider-Man during the Clone Saga, and it was a whole messy affair. The writers and editorial also had a bit more common sense back then if you'll believe it, so they didn't want to character assassinate anyone.
Anonymous No.713656619 >>713657210
>>713587782
Wait, does she talk into your headset in that deaf accent?
>PIDAH MAA HEP MEE
Marshmellow (2025) No.713656639 >>713656931 >>713657161 >>713657210
>>713656063
>>713655849
ty anons. Wow what a bitch, the marvel wikia doesn't make this clear for some reason, there's even a line which says that Peter apologizes to MJ and Paul for the way he behaved when he learned they were together?

Man this is a far cry from the MJ/Peter pair I knew from reading Spidey from my dad's old 80s singles. I haven't read Marvel comics since the OG Utlimate spidey died and I somehow still feel angry at what I'm learning here. I now completely agree with >>713656253

Are there any fans defending what MJ did?
Anonymous No.713656659
>>713656548
Knull was stupid but Dylan was a good silver lining from it because he's an amusing character and gave some chunk of the Spider-Man "pantheon" freedom from Nick fucking Lowe.
Anonymous No.713656726
>>713656321
I hate Peter and MJ being together too. The poor guy's suffered enough, at least let him settle down with an actually decent woman, not fucking MJ.
Anonymous No.713656931
>>713656639
I do vaguely remember him apologizing to MJ and Paul or something. It's funny because the main book is trying to act like Peter is fully ok with everything, but every time another office gets to write him (Venom books do it the most) they show that Peter is very much still in love with MJ and hates this whole thing.
>Are there any fans defending what MJ did?
I'm sure there's a few fags on twitter doing it. I brush it off as character assassination and refuse to acknowledge it. I'm not gonna start to hate a character I like because some hack writers want me to
Anonymous No.713657161 >>713663608
>>713656639
>Are there any fans defending what MJ did?
No, but there are people who know that the entire reason the pairing happened is because editorial (and Nick Lowe specifically) are cuck fetishists who think the only way to have people stop demanding MJ and Peter be together is if they purposefully ruin her as much as possible so people hate her, so there's fans who simply refuse to buy mainline ASM as a protest and instead buy shit like Ultimate Spiderman (which outsells the main book and features DILF Peter married to MJ with two kids becoming Spider-Man later in life as a result of evil mister fantastic fucking with the timeline in that universe)
Anonymous No.713657210
>>713656619
I'm fairly sure I've seen footage of the poochie game where does, they might have dropped her "lines" from 2.

>>713656639
>Are there any fans defending what MJ did?
Actually no. It was so foul you could hardly find even anti-MJ people trying to ride it, it was an immediately and universally derided.
Anonymous No.713657256
>>713588359
they'll push him for a little more, but no one cares
Anonymous No.713657487
>>713647239
>you're important because you're black
fucking narcissism jesus christ
Anonymous No.713657685
>>713601119
heh, funny mahjong manga
Anonymous No.713657707
>>713606951
shibari is a predominantly female fetish, so is rape for that matter
Anonymous No.713657816
>>713588423
Ultimate Spider-Man has been pretty good. They've been doing him pretty rotten ever since they gave him his powers, but honestly? Starting off at a 30 y/o Peter Parker, happily married with a wife and children, with a healthy career and a not-dead Ben Parker were pretty nice. It's a lot nicer to go in with the assumption that Pete's gonna get fucked over in absolutely diabolical ways, rather than the inevitability.
Anonymous No.713658150
>forests got chopped down to print this
Anonymous No.713658165
>>713653401
The actual theory is a small rabbit hole
Just the concept of maintenance is alien to them, and abstract thinking as a whole
Some might appear more civilized, but it's hard coded millenias of genes
Don't know if you seen that image of article, can post it if you want, it describes how in some african languages like zulu there are lack of words for concepts of measurements or space orientation, there is no word for future, only for time
They simply can't grasp that smoke alarm is simply a machine that you need to maintain in order to it being useful, and it's a problem even if it's simply repacing the batteries, let alone developing infrastructure in your own country, or at least maintaining one you were given
Natural shortsightedness and lack of self awareness result in all african countries being shitholes, every place they live in turning into ghettoes and so on.
It was always a small, but painfully obvious symptom of a disease
Anonymous No.713658219
>>713604561
>>713605205
>getting shut down this hard by literally everyone
lol
Anonymous No.713658726 >>713658826 >>713658982
>>713653401
It's a hell of a lot simpler than that, actually
>Fire alarm chirps due to low battery
>Ignorant individuals assume that it's just a routine thing to make sure it's working
>Tune it out over time

It's not a race thing at all. Some people are just plainly unaware of what the chirps are for.
Anonymous No.713658826 >>713660757
>>713658726
Least here is you're renting then it's the landlords problem to change the battery. Could be the same there.
Anonymous No.713658982 >>713659506
>>713658726
I guarantee there was not a single white person who isn't literally retarded in medical sense, or deaf, that would just ignore the chirp like that, or at least not be oblivious about it
This is like chinese water drop torture but for ears
Anonymous No.713659329
>>713656321
Its genuine bitterness from the likes of Tom Brevoort, who would have retired ages ago.
He does it purely out of spite.
Anonymous No.713659506 >>713659854 >>713660998
>>713658982
You've never lived in an apartment complex. Those chirps happen non-stop, regardless of the class or demographic of the people you life around. People are just never really taught about what the sound is for and they have no reason to ask.
Anonymous No.713659762
>>713597707
Juggernaut's most famous enemy is in an orange wheelchair
Anonymous No.713659854
>>713659506
>you life around
*you live around, always proofread your posts
Anonymous No.713660640 >>713660968 >>713663321 >>713665417
>>713587390 (OP)
Would Stan Lee tolerate what Insomniac did to his series?
Anonymous No.713660757
>>713658826
>it's the landlords problem to change the battery
Only when you die
Anonymous No.713660968
>>713660640
Stan Lee never gave a fuck about anything other than money. Dikto would care
Anonymous No.713660998 >>713661423
>>713659506
>You've never lived in an apartment complex.
True, my parents owned one. We put in wired smoke detectors because the tenants were too retarded to change their batteries, we were only responsible for the hallways
Anonymous No.713661178
>>713639771
>>713648417
The game's bad, Bendis.
Anonymous No.713661423 >>713668127
>>713660998
I don't really think this harms my standpoint in the slightest here. You were raised with the context of what that chirping noise is while a very large number of people just never bother learning why it's happening. And one of my assumptions if it got to the point that they just replaced them with wired alarms is that your parents (the landlords) never told them either.
Anonymous No.713662767
>>713598975
Because in Japan it is meant to represent the heroism in one's heart when faced with fears and difficulties and not a political or cultural statement that is meant to elevate one group and denigrate the other as a "Fuck you" from spiteful libshits writing it.
Anonymous No.713662983 >>713663721
>>713621461
For me, it was the SNES one where you can go into the sewers and grab some powerups for sweet suits or summoning the Fantastic Four.
Anonymous No.713663321
>>713660640
They're all kikes. Best to just outsource the entirety of Marvel Comics to Latin America.
Marshmellow (2025) No.713663608
>>713657161
>Ultimate Spiderman
wait what, I just looked it up because I thought they'd rezzed Peter from the Ultimate universe but this is another new universe just reusing the Ultimate brand? What the fuck is going at Marvel?

I just gave the first chapter a read and it's a decent start, I think I'll read the rest.
Anonymous No.713663721 >>713663773
>>713662983
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Bm6NX7qOVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elMESvEj3QE
Anonymous No.713663773
>>713663721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCCfMS8zKuw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2doPWVTqtPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsuqBP4WRsA
Anonymous No.713664248
>>713620314
I miss Web of Shadow's Peter fucking igniting the air around his fists
Anonymous No.713665417
>>713660640
1. Stan Lee was a greedy narcissistic kike
2. He stole all his fame from another Jew named Jack Kirby who actually created most of characters Stan Lee got credit for
Anonymous No.713666172 >>713666560
it's /vco/ threads like these that make me glad I never got sucked into marvelsop beyond some of the original Spiderman trilogy and the first couple Iron Mans or DCslop beyond cinematic Batmans, maybe dipping into the odd storytime thread, the thought that there is any universe in which I became some awful soi-faced modern capeslopper who enjoys this dreck or else an embittered /co/per who can't quit hating the things he can't quit reading is not a happy one
Anonymous No.713666560 >>713667742
>>713666172
Comic books don’t have to be binary you don’t have to be either a mega fan or not into it at all, sometimes there’s the occasional 10 chapters of something thats cool that you can just read then move on
Anonymous No.713666903
>>713587390 (OP)
Because of Miles. He's in everything Spider-man related these days and it's tiring.
Anonymous No.713667126 >>713668214
>>713588004
>When did Peter go from angry and brooding to whiny and preachy?
The 2010s, after Disney bought Marvel and started making everything woke.

Peter was a chad in the 90s.
Anonymous No.713667508
>>713604646
I like how Joe Kelly immediately made Felicia go back to fucking Peter as soon as he got on the book. Dude is a real one
Anonymous No.713667742 >>713667796
>>713666560
>Comic books don’t have to be binary you don’t have to be either a mega fan or not into it at all
Ragebait doesn't work like that. You're either glad that your taxpayer money is not being used to find escapism media or you aren't therefore yo UDP something about it.
Anonymous No.713667796
>>713667742
>find escapism media or you aren't therefore yo UDP something about it
fund* escapism media or you aren't therefore you do* something about it
Anonymous No.713668127
>>713661423
>(the landlords) never told them either.
No, they were fucking told
Anonymous No.713668214
>>713667126
SHOCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR