Saturday evening Zelda girls thread
People on twitter said I can't goon to that character because she's underage
>>713926408why would you want to goon to a bird
Sheik underrated, should've gotten a stealth spinoff with her
>>713926578>>713926578I'd really like some content showing her training period between Link going into stasis and her becoming Sheik
anyone else having issues with 4chin's stability? It keeps crapping out on me
>>713926728The vtuber formerly known as Gawr Gura is debuting and I'm going to assume that's killing the site with zero evidence to back it up.
Kill zelink. Behead zelink. Roundhouse kick a zelink into the concrete. Slam dunk a zelinkers baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy zelink. Defecate in a zelinkers food. Launch zelink into the sun. Stir fry zelink in a wok. Toss zelink into active volcanoes. Urinate into a zelinkers gas tank. Judo throw zelink into a wood chipper. Twist zelink heads off. Report zelink to the IRS. Karate chop zelink in half. Curb stomp all zelink. Trap zelink in quicksand. Crush zelink in the trash compactor. Liquefy zelink in a vat of acid. Eat zelink. Dissect zelink. Exterminate zelink in the gas chamber. Stomp zelink skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate zelink in the oven. Mandatory ex wife inspections for zelink in homes. Grind zelink in the garbage disposal. Drown zelink in fried chicken grease. Vaporize zelink with a ray gun. Kick zelink down the stairs. Feed zelink to alligators. Slice zelink with a katana.
>>713926346 (OP)>Seeing stars with my big cock inside her>>713926408>>713926472She's been underaged for how many years now? Whew! She's basically immortal. Built for my cock specifically. I love little girls.
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>>713926984This but unironically
>>713926728I'm a mod. I'm trying to ban you, you fucking faggot.
>>713926728captcha/cloudflare is shitting itself 3-4 times before being able to post for me
also 4chanX complaining about connection errors
>>713927315yeah same. oh well
>>713926346 (OP)Can we talk about Zelda games ITT? I started Wind Waker on Switch 2, and just got to Dragon Roost Isle. When does the sailing open up?
>>713927315At least I know it's not just me
>>713927583Two dungeons to go, but you realistically won't be able to freely sail until just a small bit after the second dungeon.
The Zelda series needs yuri
>>713928545I'm actually a little put off by how dirty Zelda games are getting. The weed joke in BotW was too much. Good thing they did the anti drug PSA with gorons in TotK.
>>713927880>>713927389do not lewd the sword. she is for lifetime partnership
Why did she never catch on with the fandom? It's brown milf Zelda. It's like she was made for fanart.
>>713927583Yeah, these threads are predominantly for the girls but they're also kind of havens for non-schizo discussion in general. Sailing doesn't truly open up until you get the three pearls but you get a little preview when trying to find the third that's basically free-roam.
>>713928809I like it, sounds kinda funky and a little jazzy.
>>713929896She's basically a non-character and the goat rabbit thing stole the exotic factor out from under her nose.
>>713929514She likes hunky Zoras. Honestly can't blame her. I'd get all slippery with a Zora babe.
>>713929896Because she's a goat fucker. You'd have to be retarded to not see how that whole thing was a metaphor for coal burning.
WE WUZ HYLIANS N SHEEIT
>>713926547What did she mean by this?
>>713928809Between this and Digimon I never stood a chance against lolis.
>>713930465Synthetic Man was right.
>>713930183And least the new warriors game will probably flesh her out. And Mineru too for that matter. They both feel like kind of wasted characters.
hylia pls leave. zelda in disguise is still zelda.
I miss when Sheik looked like a woman in Brawl. They made her androgynous in Ultimate again. Her face looks like crap in Ultimate too, the character model in Brawl just looked better in general.
Medli poster...has changed me.
>>713931425What the frick don't post my bit right before I find the thread and post..
Sick, been waiting all week.
Work was good this week, it was fucking busy as shit for some fucking reason.
>>713926914I thought Gura had already left.
this franchise has the best hot ugly women
prove me wrong
>>713931517>>713931704It's as the prophecy foretold.
also nice fucking Sheik, holy shit.
>>713929575what weed joke
>>713928809Saria is a fan of death grips
>>713929532All Yiga girls must be roughly impregnated by Link.
>>713931891I just love the bird-
>>713932007>female villians
>>713931919medicinal molduga
DEFUNCT THE PISTOL THAT YOU PAID FOR
>>713931852Her face looks better in the actual game.
And this bitch makes even Buliara look like a femlet.
>>713932213The bitch is legit like 15 feet tall and kinda super sexy.
>>713929575https://youtu.be/j5LSmGLq6fE?t=2360
>he doesn't know about Zelda talking about her clothes vanishing
You have been gazed upon by Agitha and now she demands sex! what do you do with this information?
>>713932293I have a cricket in my inventory and she can fucking smell it and isn't pleased that I lied about it.
If she didn't have such a fat arse she wouldn't be so sweaty.
>>713932413from the thumby I thought she was Pregmata
>>713932293The way she looks up at Link is hot.
Man it's been unbearably hot in West Tennessee the last week or so.
>develop a thing for thicc darknuts today due to this image
>only to discover the only content that exists is this AI slop and like 60 images across the various boorus
life is pain and I should pick up drawing again.
WOULD
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>>713932658Little annoyed with this one, I'm pretty sure outside of the art style that Zelda is normal sized, I'm autistic.
>>713932597Smooth tummy, no bump. Someone better change that, quick!
>>713932645Even better if you use first person while she's sitting down.
i love my wicked smaht wine aunt
>>713932796It should be you, anon.
>>713932898>boob freckles
>>713933086It's fucked that she didn't de-age Impa, I bet she'd like to be 20 as well, I'm sure she could.
>>713933085Why is she so lustful looking?
>>713933283You keep taking photos and I'm gonna have to charge ya Linky.
>>713933283Mating experiments with Purah.
>>713932808Anon, the moment you sucked cock, you were gay. Sorry you had to find out like this.
>>713933365She can smell the cockroach in your bag.
>>713926346 (OP)One of these days I'll play wind waker
Bird not so smug after getting CAGED.com'd
>>713933536I managed to find a Switch 2 at target, so I've been playing it, still good. I think they fixed the input delay, I know I should emulate it, I had the ISO but my fucking hard drive died on my old pc, and I can find roms or isos anymore after all the crackdowns, I'd really like to play it on my Samsung tablet, I do have Lugi's mansion so it's not a total loss.
I missed last week's thread for reasons but if anyone was still interested in getting Medli sloppa done in the style of O-den I'd be game. NSFW or SFW just no crazy fetishes. Will take a few requests, post deliveries via catbox links in one post, and then no more.
>>713933730Medli in a nighty giving fuck me eyes.
>>713933761That's highly inappropriate for an elderly lady.
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there's not enough Josha in general
>>713927583I haven't played that in literal decades (is mid). But if memory serves, you have to deal with Dragon Roost, then go south five squares for another dungeon, then it's a BIT more open until you deal with some stuff back on the Island with the only actual town in the game on it, then it's a sailing free for all (though some islands might have obstacles that requires tools from later dungeons)
>>713933730Fully nude creampie sex PLEASE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE THAT NIGGA DID ANY PORN
>>713933863elderly schmelderly
>>713933730This past week of work has been so hot and stressful. A cute sweating/"frustrated" Medli would be nice!
>>713933952Oh yeah, I forgot about her.
She looks like she should have braces.
>>713929896Because Tears of the Cringedom was complete dogshit and that retard may have been the worst part of it.
>>713933952The lolibaba voice is annoying but she is cute. Would take on a depths expedition and hold her hand when she gets scared.
>>713934062Stop having a melty and contribute to the thread.
>>713934037Damn old hags that are probably younger than Link at the moment really get me going.
>>713930465The funniest part is they very clearly had no kids and then they died. Zelda could not possibly have been their descendant like the absolute cretins that wrote that garbage game for garbage people said.
>>713934094Pretty sure she's just like 10
>>713929896The TotK plot is offensively bad so she was memory holed by association
>>713933730Medli anal masturbation with a dildo
>>713933791Duck desires fuck. Until exploded?
https://files.catbox.moe/fqyjo4.png
>>713934020Duck gets fuck, explosive results.
https://files.catbox.moe/fb1yl2.png
>>713934040Duck is fucking hot, explosion annoying.
https://files.catbox.moe/egnct9.png
Bonus NSFW image because I accidentally made a comic by not properly clearing the prompt and thought it was kind of hot.
https://files.catbox.moe/x4g0gb.png
>not a single Midner itt
you're slipping, /v/
>>713934783Midna gets posted less in these threads because she tends to carry her own. She's always welcome though.
>>713934775Lovely, thank you~!
>>713934775Holy schmowzow that last image though
>>713934783Minda can and does hold her own threads, so not surprised she isn't posted much. she's the best girl but there are scores of other Zelda girls that deserve some love
>>713935128>>713934986I'd argue that Impna is the one able to hold her own threads. Guess nobody gives as much of a shit about >real Midna
>>713935272I mean I get why, you spend basically the whole game emotionally bonding with this little gremlin thing and then she turns into something else. We just didn't get enough time with real Midna compared to Imp Midna.
>>713935272I'd say you're probably right. Midna threads do tend to focus on imp Midna and her enormous, luscious rear end
>>713929532>>713932004>Link converts the Yiga Clan by dicking all their women.>Yiga Clan mends their relations with the Sheikah and Royal Family>Within Hyrule the Yiga Clan founds a new town in the Jungle where they grow Bananas>Zelda absolutely fuming as she sees an entire town of Link/Yiga kids running around playing.
>>713935725Zelda is fuming and confused why Link has a harem of like 10 of her.
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>>713933730I'd like some hot springs medli if you can.
Just a bathtowel.
imFi
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>>713926346 (OP)I intentionally threw her into the wall as a kid. I think that's when I realised I like see girls get hurt, which later developed into my Ryona fetish
>>713935272Link looks like a beta bitch here.
>>713935693>"Babe can I please take a shower it's been 7 days"
>>713936345I did that not because it hurt her, but because I really liked seeing her make that goofy face with her eyes rolling. I later found out I love ahegao and somewhat suspect that may have planted the seed.
>>713935717Why is Link replaced with some random twilight dog?
>>713936551>tfw not mommy Midna's beta bitch
>>713935725>yiga>womenNo girls allowed. Only men can bask in the glory of Master Kohga's jiggly wiggly tummy.
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You think her labia is razor sharp?
God I love my pumpkin wife
>>713936345Weirdo. I always treat NPCs like I would a real person.
>>713936672It's from Hyrule Warriors, which is an alternate reality clusterfuck thing
>>713936598No, now make the gibberish noises again.
Miyamoto thought WindWaker sucked
>>713936902I only threw her into the wall because it was really funny seeing her still try to be insanely polite and formal even when you obviously fucked up and threw her into a fucking wall. Just the complete opposite of Ruto in every way and it's great
>>713934986Also doesn't help that posting Midna or Malon seems to setoff that one ZeLink autist who probably drove off half our visitors.
>>713937000well Miyamoto can be wrong and was wrong many times in his career. As much as he contributed to Nintendo and held a lot of esteem, he wasn't all-powerful, which is a good thing
>>713936895She's manipulative. The kind of girl that's impressed when everyone else is impressed but will only tease you to get you to do shit and never put out.
>>713937000As long as the game doesn't have Jewish propaganda I can be very forgiving.
>>713937520Which Zelda games did by your definition do that?
>>713937147Eh a lot of these threads have been dominated by Malon posters, although Medli seems to have taken a firm hold. I like both of them so I'm not complaining lol
>>713937760She's a cutie patootie
>>713937758How do you feel about the new diaries expansion on Switch 2 decanonizing your ship?
>>713937626TotK is the first one where it's getting obvious.
>>713937860That never happened, but okay.
>>713937870Yeah but i meant what the fuck do you mean by that? like point out what you're talking about.
>>713938042She is dead to me after hanging out with the NTR guy and even writing about him in her journal. God I hate how much Japs love cuck shit.
>>713938116Link gave away the house and moved out, they never shared a bed.
Zelda still doesn't trust Link to see her "unequipped" either. they are not together and you are a cuck.
>>713938139not worth it brother. the "obvious" jewish propaganda will be grasping at straws at best
>>713938478Is milk good for you?
>>713938761absolutely
don't believe big almond's lies
>>713938139Hylians are multiracial now. Even Kakariko is getting pozzed by Lurelin refugees. Mixed species relationship with Rauru and Sonia. Lots of NPCs are dudes literally wearing makeup. Paya hanging out with big tall muscular dark skinned guy. Half Link's costumes are women's clothing. Not to mention the whole tranny thing in BotW. But you're a brainwashed zogbot so I'm sure you'll just call me a schizo.
>>713939020He needs to draw way more of them
>>713938973Lmao Schizo, you know the Japanese liked wearing women's clothing for thousands of years and the Jew feared them
>>713939412Link is too lewd, someone please stop him!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AJPOYh5lcM
>>713938319Link can sleep in Zelda's bed. Link can only sleep in beds he "owns" like that.
>>713940437the house is abandoned because she got sent into the past. and Nintendo only puts stuff like this in to explicitly shut down autists like you. And if Zelda is afraid of Link seeing her naked then he probably never has gotten intimate with her in anyway.
>>713940779with their powers combined, the pumpkin spice latte is born.
>>713934251>>713934062>totk buckbroke /v/ so hard that ocarinafags seethe impotently about it in waifu threads
>>713940675Why does Zelink infuriate you so much?
>>713940731Who would want to fuck a goron? Their life cycle and reproduction are a mystery anyway.
>>713940904It's like 1 guy.
I'm a bit late to the party but...
NEED.
>>713930202The bigger her tits get, the bigger my cock becomes. Fuck! I'm such a stud. I'm leaking precum.
>>713940952Welcome, how was your week, friend?
>>713940825What was this quest? Wasn't she the bitchy one making the letters in a bottle in TotK? Or maybe that was the lazy watermelon litterbug.
>>713940910NTA, but because faggots like you don't stay in their lane, and also all the cool Zelda speculation got replaced with you homos squeeing like 12 year old girls over your OTP.
>>713937000he also thinks pikmin is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
>>713940948It's a mystery to them as well
>>713941082It's literally his best his IP, but you aren't ready for that discussion.
>>713941063>don't stay in their laneThis is a Zelda girl thread, you autist. It's not that serious.
>>713941063>stay in their lane>the canon relationship of most of the seriesYou are probably a gigantic cuck that can't stand the thought of women not getting culturally enriched.
>>713941042same as it ever was, no news is good news I suppose.
>>713934143The shit you people find erotic just makes me loud out loud. What the fuck man.
>>713940910It honestly doesn't, i just dislike you personally after you spammed all the Midna threads with Cado pics and it made me pleased Big N went out of it's way to spite you with an update and dismiss the ship entirely, i believe the word for it is called Karma. Had you never done that autistic spam nobody would care but now everyone hates you.
>>713941180>get criticized>immediately start thinking about nigger dicksNice self report, bro
>>713941147Some anon said they grow out of the wall. A disturbing thought but I don't know where they got that idea.
>>713941290I hate to break it to you, but I have no idea what the fuck you're even talking about. You realize more than one person might like Zelink, right?
>>713941283cmon we know you're into some weird shit anon, really think about what you're into from an outsider perspecitve. I don't understand feet, but I'm not about to judge with the shit I like, just keep the feet posting to a reasonable level. Just be chill unless the entire thread is full of large-breasted Purah's doing calisthenics
>>713941283>loud out loudDo you scream until your veins collapse?
>>713941531I wouldn't mind a thread full of large breasted Zelda girls doing calisthenics
>>713941283>Big fat titties swinging back and forth in revealing clothing and an erotic poseYeah, I don't get how anyone might find that hot..
>>713941443Not to the degree you do, anyone who isn't a newfag knows your song and dance.
>"i didn't do it">an anon links an archived thread where you did it>"it was someone else!">you proceed to post the same pictures with the same filenames as person who did that thing>"Let's agree to disagree, but also please agree with me, here's an olive branch">everyone tells you to fuck off>you then either post porn of Link going down on Zelda talking about "aryan bloodline" stuff or cado picsYou've been at it for years and now even Nintendo hates you, perhaps it's time to fuck off, eh?
>>713941915Okay, so you're just posting schizo babble at this point.
>>713941531Yeah I'm like 99% vanilla but I have some pretty weird kinks in that 1% that isn't. A girl leaning over in a way that forces her to stick her ass out isn't all that strange.
>>713941062She's both, if you bring her one of the letters she's dropping into the cistern, she concludes that you're here soulmate and starts making you dinner
>>713927583Same anon here. I'm at the dungeon boss, and I've died twice to him already. I feel like a retard
>>713942192You talking bout the spider thing?
>>713942192Imagine dying in a 3D Zelda game.
>>713942192The fight's kind of unintuitive at first but once you figure it out you can beat the whole thing in less than 5 minutes. I remember being confused as fuck when I first did it as a kid.
>>713942192>Dying in 3D zeldalmao
Where's that cute comic with Maple? It's obligatory in every thread but I don't have it saved.
>>713942858I got you anon
>>713942163Woah, never knew that one. The physics on that bottle are HL2 can tier. Link was standing on it while talking to her and he slowly rolled away out of frame.
>>713926346 (OP)How would (You) amuse Midna?
>>713942163Does she ever make anything... edible?
>>713943052definitely not this
>>713943052Take her to an arcade. Her medieval ass would probably get overstimulated from all the lights and noises.
>>713942960Yeah, you drop one of her bottles in front of her or show her the note, I don't remember exactly and she like makes you dinner, she's a dog shit cook and fucks it up like 1/3 of the time, but she's trying and that's something!
>>713943387She;s from like the RGB techno dimension,she's like a techno weirdo shadow monster, probably has tvs back in her dimension.
>>713943640Oh yeah, shit. Maybe she'd just enjoy it like a regular person then.
>>713943878Like all the monsters you fight make digital noises and shit. You'd show her like Metal Slug and she'd be like, "You gotta use your hands, that's like a baby's toy".
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>>713934775my dick is gonna explode
Man I want to mating press Riju's body guard, she's apparently not even that much older, she's just a huge ass bitch with a deep voice
>>713941971You have been doing this for 3 years man, and you always say the same shit like "extending an olive branch" so it's pretty easy to spot ya
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/638595402/#638596898
https://arch.b4k.dev/v/thread/649043490/#649044693
Anything else?
>>713945184Pretty wife then.
>>713945217>Master this female has reached peak ovulation
>>713944769>extending an olive branchYou're the only one saying this ITT.
>>713944769>Bringing up some old-ass drama from 2023You need to just fucking move on, holy shit.
>>713945303>>713941915You are now on stage 3
>>713945217>Master, this female is absolutely desperate to receive your seed. I detect a 300% increase in bloodflow to the genitals and atmospheric composition suggests heavy lubrication being produced between her legs, as well as pheromones typically associated with ovulation. Do you wish to engage in reproductive acts with her?>Hut! Hyah! (No way fag.)
man it gets tiring hiding all these posts arguing about who the fuck cares
>>713945494That's not my Link married her and moved into a trailer on Skyloft and has a 2 hour filthy pig sex scene with her. My uncle who works at nintendo sent it to me custom.
>>713945401Assuming you aren't ZeLink cuck samefagging, just use the website i linked and click on any of the image hashes in that thread, you will see he still does it to this day.
>>713945413I'm sorry some random guy mindbroke you years ago and you never recovered.
>>713945660I guarantee you are literally the only person in this thread that cares about this.
>>713945694You were in last week's thread too doing the same thing come the fuck on. I would forget you if you just fucking stopped but you're loud like a screaming toddler.
>>713945951None of this shit happened last week. The thread died before it even hit 200 posts.
>>713945867If that's the case you would stop replying but you seem to think it's pretty important to defend your frequent autism.
>>713946003And now he's on part 4!
>>713945591This is 4chan, after all. Even the mods stoke the flames often. Your best bet is using 4chan X (apparently 4chan XT has more features) and pressing F for 'fappe tyme'. This website would be utterly unusable for me had it not been for 4chan X's filters, you bitchass dumbfuck NIGGER. FUCK YOU!
>>713946118>And now he's on part 4!>Not porn>Not Cado>No mention of AryansHmmm...
>>713934775Iโm not the requesters of any of these but man I wish the first pic in your batch was a full body pic I love Medli from head to toe, or talon lol
>>713935693Godlike Cosplay
>>713946250>talonAlways looked like she has striped socks, I love it.
>>713936885Would be cute and funny in a different way
>>713926346 (OP)imagine the beak scraping your balls accidentlly
I desire sweet princesses.
>>713938127She kinda looks like Beta Fi
>>713946107>>713946168You're literally posting pregnant fetish art now
>>713946118Bro I don't even know what you're talking about, I just posted pregnant zelda because it's hot.
>>713943157I still have roll goal PTSD to this day.
...then Kirby made it even worse.
The best parts about Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
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>>713946759>replying to the post that doesn't mention thatSo you were indeed samefagging and replying multiple times to the same post
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Gonna save as many Zelink images I can find solely to piss off this one autist in next week's thread.
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>>713926857Aryll! Cutest little sister!
>>713932293>I showed you my bugs, please respond.
>>713927315The body of a dancer.
>>713928065I like how the game acknowledges that Link can have feelings for her.
>>713947036I've this game runs way better on switch 2. Anyone tried it yet?
>>713947157doing shit out of petty revenge makes you just as bad as the person you despise, an eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.
>>713946825Chicken Jockey
>>713947481At least it'll be on-topic.
>>713929181Would be nice to see two NPC girls longing for eachother obliviously on two sides of a village. That would be a very Nintendo kind of situation.
>>713947447you WILL live in the mansion
you WILL protect the bugs
you WILL own a fuck ton of rupee's
and you WILL be happy.
>>713947547Do it anon, make even more people hate you.
>>713947669Will do, thanks for your blessing.
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>>713947418It runs perfectly fine now, so does the other one that has the same engine, I've tried them both and they play super nice
>>713947526man that meme barely lasted a week didn't it?
>>713931852The alpha bitch of all Gerudo.
>>713947712Cute fish. Shame she's dead.
>>713932293Bathes in snail slime.
>>713947687Don't mistake it for a blessing, i'm not a priest nor am i gonna play god. I'm just not gonna stop you from being an idiot.
>>713947157https://mega.nz/folder/xfIiwQBC#WwolQuZdusJsoWki5de_uw
>>713932415My favorite Zelda.
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>>713933086I prefer her loli form.
>>713947656Agitha makes me SUPER happy and i DO like it!
>>713947886How does she manage to be the absolute cutest without looking like Gruntilda with her wacky habits?
I warned you bro. I warned you about Zelinkers.
They're going to ruin these threads again at this rate, just like before.
I just pray they don't get the sharty involved this time.
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>>7139339525 head, thick glasses, toothy smile.
MADE to be bullied.
>>713948147you are now imagining agatha in grunty's beauty stealing machine, have fun with that.
Which Zelda is the most spankable?
>>713947963>Bunch of empty foldersOkay?
>>713948332Mega did a wipe a few months ago of anything stored by accounts that hadn't been active recently. A ton of archives and repos like that got lost.
>>713934970I prefer her without the Fused Shadow.
>>713948264I thought it was just one guy.
>>713948171are they rabbits? seem more like jackels or sheep it's just too damn vague.
>>713948318But Agitha is already cute so she has no need for it.
>>713935128Good to see there's someone who understands the assignment.
>>713948321I think TP Zelda would be into that (possibly even turning the tables), but I kinda wanna see Skyward Sword Zelda spanked
>>713935272Link with the 'man watching his woman pay for dinner' hug.
>>713948768>bend over>o..ok
>>713948768I remember her deserving a spanking, but I don't remember too much, Impa needs a spanking with a belt in that one.
>>713948392Mega banned me for supposed abuse or hate crimes after uploading a few videos about eBay which showed a bug. Mega was never private. Neither is Proton mail. They instantly banned me for sending porn. How would they know I sent porn if they tell us to trust they can't see the contents of our emails?
>>713948650that's not what I- never mind.
>>713949354Oh, If someone tried to steal her near infinite cuteness the machine would overload and explode, she's the manifestation of it so her cuteness is infinite!
>>713942512The hottest fuck me eyes in gaming history.
>>713942957I'd lick the maple off of Maple.
>>713949682bro it's that little head fling. like wtf Nintendo
>men only want one thing.
>>713949818Nah, Tetra would be the one wearing the suit.
>>713947742>ywn raid pillage and plunder and otherwise pilfer your weasely black guts out with Tetra Why live?
>>713935272My favorite type of Midna.
Ashei
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My girl Ashei.
Frankly, I hope the next Zelda game has companions again so we can team up with people like her.
Talim
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I consider Soul Calibur II a Zelda game.
Amali
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The most fertile bird.
what's the status update on rommi?
>>713950367I will gracefully accept Talim (and her only, and none of the other disgusting breasty whores of SoulCalibur II) as an honorary Zelda girl.
Aveil
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The Gerudo really can't miss.
>>713949874I mean toon Link does crossdress in triforce hereos so yeah most likely.
>>713950367that'd be like saying the girl from necrodancer or any smash bros girl would be possible ships.
fund it
>>713951734The goat who tried to catfish Wright.
>>713948106Toons > the rest
i just beat link's awakening for the first time a few mins ago
now im sad :(
>>713931852I cannot believe TOTK Twinrova exists only to be viral marketing fodder for fucking AOC2, it's bullshit.
>>713957041Total bullshit.
>>713933730sloppa is the savior of us who have less than popular waifus
15375-2157615639-masterpiece, best quality, amazing quality, very aesthetic, absurdres, by dezz, princess ruto, zora, by oyatsu _(mk2_), nude, (n
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>>713959592It has been the ultimate undoing of my productivity however.
>>713959702i'll bother to learn how to use a real AI model eventually. i'm stuck with dall-e 3
>>713959903Follow guide to setup forge and then type "hello computer, make me medli ass thank you "
>>713960069i've toyed with a few of them. issue is its difficult to get it to generate Fi correctly with the no arms. if i were to master photoshop i could do it, but at that point i may as well draw my own stuff
>>713960154Did you try "no arms"?
>>713960274it tends to ignore it
>>713960358Try downloading a character lora. Should set i straight. "amputee" might work too.
>>713960584>character lorai should probably try to write it myself. might be fun
Cia
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Dr. Borville? I'm Cia.
>>713946003Beautiful. Why they haven't thought to breed an army of legendary heroes via this method.
>>713963887>majora's mask>navi
>>713945217>>713947407never played skyward sword, can link actually hook up with her?
>>713940948Theyโre born from the ground like Lord of The Rings Orcs. ToTK has a quest where you take some old Gordonโs to where they were born.
That Gerudo Town image implies theyโre all hermaphrodites
>>713967121>hermaphroditesFuck, I meant asexual. Gorons donโt have sexual organs. Theyโre basically an entire race of earth golems.
>>713931796She did, back in May
She's an indie now
She's a loli cat... fish...
>>713938127>old man outside there says that she's the "most attractive of the fairies"Reminded me of the zora and human couple in BotW where the zora was a little girl. Someone on the Zelda team really likes long distance age difference attraction and that's fucking BASED.
>>713966247He can, he has to do it on purpose though.
>>71393336510 years old, btw
>done with the Wind Temple in Wind Waker on Switch 2
>currently at 15 hearts
Should I close off a few loose ends, finish the game soon and then come back later this gen for a Hero Mode playthrough where I 100%, or should I 100% this playthrough?
>>713967826Coincidently, she made the announcement the same day the site died
Also, I just realized you were making a joke about her not streaming much.
>>713968260That's from an random american game guide that claimed Samus is trans and 02 in Kirby is a benevolent angel just FYI
>>713933365cunny bugchaser
>>713967942She's a 1000 year old dragon I mean fairy, it's completely fine.
>>713967826That's pretty cute, she looks even more lewd
Thanks for keeping the thread going, i fell asleep around 10pmish.
This Shiek fellow seems alright, I tell you h'wat.
>>713968478the 2nd play through doesn't change anything outside of the pictobox and link and ayrll's clothing so unless your going for all figurines it's pointless to play it a second time.
>>713970718where did the greudo get off to in that timeline I wonder.
>>713978875Did they get wiped out in the flooding or something? Ganon talks about "his home" or whatever near the end.
>>713954328I don't care what shiggy or anyone else says the toon style is great.
>>713979276probably? it seemed like he was more referring to how the winds of the desert suck ass and he sought the power of them for his own ends, at least that's how I saw that speech anyway.
Tetra and Windwaker link had 20 kids, possibly more.
If you have a hand full of dried corn, the bird will peck it out of your hand
>>713979789My headcanon is Spirit Tracks Zelda is their child. While the Spirit Tracks Link is a descendant of Link's younger sister.
>>713979789that's how the new hyrule started.
>>713979924wouldn't that be incest?
>>713979869>Put dried corn on dick>Show to Medli>Expect blowjob>Receive her slamming her beak down at full force
>>713933213those are rust spots
post any zelda girls not posted yet
>>713980619Racist Toon Link never gets old.
>>713947886I want to make that dream of hers come true.
>>713979924I think Spirit tracks Zelda is their great-granddaughter because it's a good 100 years in the future.
This gremlin deserves more attention
>>713948171>>713933606mineru is not videogames
>>713984965My bad. She's an decendant like Link.
>>713985468Link in Windwaker is also just a dude which is nice, he wasn't part of a prophesy, it's kinda like if some Mexican named Jesus decided he was going to become the messiah
>>713987325Wow she looks pretty with her hair down like that
>>713987642that one was real art, but i really enjoyed this one i ai generated, it fits her
>>713987994I'll scoot until I'm fucking pregnant
What a shame, seemed to guy by so quick, well hopefully Saturday comes again soon
In the original script Link was supposed to save Malon from Ingo with her riding on his horse with him while leading a huge stampede of horses through Lon Lon Ranch, but that wasn't considered feasible at the time, like Link was supposed to scoop her up and put her on his saddle with him
>>713950706I'm still kicking, haven't been doing great though.
>>713989301It'll all be daijobu
>>713984169LINK NO THAT'S BIRDFACE!
>>713990375Sometimes Link can really... stink!