Thread 713950264

Reminder that horse girls are canonically stronger than humans, they just don't beat the crap out of you because you're their Trainer-san.

Uma Musume.

>>713950264 (OP)
Oguri's cute pokeable navel

>>713950264 (OP)
Now that's a perfect horse girl...

>>713950264 (OP)
Well duh, horses are stronger than humans.

>>713950514
is this real?

Driveby post to say you wouldn't fuck a horse.

>>713950264 (OP)
>They don't beat the crap out of you

Gold Ship dropkicks you at the end of any race she places first in. She probably does plenty of odd stuff off-course.

>>713951506
I would an uma however

>they just don't beat the crap out of you because you're their Trainer-san.
>he thinks he's safe

>>713953425
Trainer-san or not, it'd be great to have an umawife to cheer on

What is the lore reason of why horsegirls are not horse size?

>>713950264 (OP)
Oguri Cap could probably swallow you whole.

>>713953826
so you can still princess carry them

>>713953826
People like womanlets.

>>713953826
Because Japanese men are really really really insecure about their height and tall women freak them out.

>>713953939
I think that's pretty cool, really.

>>713954396
if I was 5'6 I would be scared of tall women too

>>713954117
>>713954396
>Disgusting online pedos want all women to be shorter than 6'2
Why we can't have nice things?

>>713954547
Oguri Cap is indeed cool.

>>713953826
These are notably tall uma's in the canon measurements, having someone like haru or teio be this tall would be weird.

>>713954874
she only ate half of the donut

>>713950558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVzzOU6GX5A

I WILLhave sex with my fat fuck wife oguri cappu

are any new modes getting added down the line or is it just an endless cycle of doing Career mode to make better Umas for Team Trials/Daily Races

Looking for Get a lot of hugs for me Oguri Cap support card friend.

I'm assume this is a thread for that horse girl gacha
is the game even fun?
how are horse girls so popular?

>>713957278
i'm not sure it'll be the same hit with global even if the anime is good, japan just loves horse races

it's Oguri day today

This retard is too sexy

>>713957278
It's popular because it combined 2 different types of gambling.

So, I take it that having a human gf isnt a good idea if an uma takes a liking to you?

>>713958053
>human gf
That would be a huge downgrade.

>>713958053
>having a human gf isnt a good idea
that's true in any context

Is this the same game the yakuza threatened people who drew porn over?

I love her so much!!

>>713953826
too much of a niche fetish at that point.

>>713954682
A woman that big ISN'T a nice thing, anon. You're not fitting that in your house and you sure aren't fitting well enough inside of her to satisfy her.

For me it's Jungle Pocket

20 thousand horse fuckers on steam
That's 33 eclaire numbers
I bet Nexon's pissed they couldn't get BA on steam the past week.

>>713953826
All the official height was used up on running jokes about hishi

>>713958951
I think a lot of people who would've ignored Uma at least gave it a try because BA got delayed.
This route is probably better than everything going according to plan.

>>713959345
I'm one of them.

>Free ticket to use to get a 3 stars of your choice
It had to be her, and you bet I had the stupidest smile in my face. Love this horse.

>>713957897
>retard
You mean genious?

>>713959573
I used it on Taiki, no regrets, I love my southern dumbass

>>713953826
Sex with Gold Ship.

>>713959706
Taiki is hot, it's okay

>>713957897
Why does she wear that? Is it a horse girl tard helmet?

>>713950264 (OP)
Get that BEAST off the stage.

>>713956942
You get new training scenarios that all have their own gimmicks/mechanics/storylines which range for really fun to frustratingly bullshit, though ultimately they're still just new ways to grind out your favourite horsegirl. Currently there are 11 in JP.
A tournament league PvP mode, Champion's Meeting where you go head to head with other whales for big rewards
A ladder PvP mode where you climb rank to get rewards, though it's way more forgiving than Chanmi
There's some PvE stuff too like Racing Carnival and the umadex mode and ways to farm for other umas to unlock or racing against supped up npc umas
In the end though the whole loop revolves around hitting up training to make the strongest uma you can to farm other modes.

bros... i finally made it... My wife Taiki made it...

>>713960225
Grats fellow Taiki bro, I did it earlier today with her too

All horses should run butt naked like nature intended

i want her, playable when, global when

It's over bros... But she's still number 1 to me...

>>713960479
next time...

>>713954874
where's the braps relaxing on a comfy couch?

>>713960479
Shuttle will always be number one horse and big sis with number one hugs. You can carry her to victory, Trainer

>Do a Daiwa Scarlet career run
>She never got first place so far
>She's taking first place in one of the important race
>VODKA enters out of nowhere from the back and passes Daiwa at the literal last second at the finish line
>Daiwa gets 2nd place

Holy shit, I'm going to fucking crash the fuck out, I hate this fucking UMA.

>start career
>pick one of the random girls just to go through
>2 hours later
>I'm in fucking love with the girl, which makes the defeat more bitter
I did not expect this to happen so often but here I am, there is no girl that I didn't like so far!

>>713960903
But which uma is this girl, anon? Talk about your favorite horse

Do I have to beat career mode to unlock dresses for my uma?

>>713961312
To get clothes you need your uma to be a 3 star. However, that requires a lot of rolling copies or doing things and events for points to exchange for their upgrade items and the likes. Going through careers will net you a fair handful of the stuff though, so more or less ya gotta go through it cause it is the more main part of the game

>>713961215
I can't choose a favorite, they are all so good!

>>713961312
they all unlock their main outfit when you get their 3rd star, which means gacha dupes, and you can change in options so they will only use their outfit in G1 races and the others have the gym clothes

>try to minmax friendship as early as possible just like you guys told me
>end up training guts and stamina a couple of times because that's where 4 characters were all the time
>lose maiden race

Are there no dailies for clubs/guilds after you join one? Dont see anything new added

>>713961913
Nope. Later on you'll be able to get some guild currency for checking in on your guild and trading shoes but guild are really just there for trading shoes and shit. That being said there is a guild ranking where everyone in it gets rolls according too the accumulated fans everyone got in the month.

When do we expect to get the FPV of racing? It only came out kinda recently to begin with so if they're rolling out the patches over time then I suppose it'll be a fair while till

>>713961691
why did you pick the guts cards?

I'm surprised they haven't made a horseboy version of this, it's literally a million dollar idea
women, horses, horse penis? I mean come on

>>713956942
Seasonal PVP events and superboss races, and more campaigns for career mode

>>713957403
>japan just loves horse races
Japanese horse racing has a weird culture where the horses are treated like idols and pro wrestlers combined where they're given made-up personalities and stories and are made to do stuff like paint art and give interviews

I'm not even kidding

This painting by Wonder Acute was auctioned for $9000

>>713962437
I didn't, I only had speed and wit cards.
I'm talking about maxing out the friendship bar at the beginning.

>>713962464
I know we're on /v/ but get that gay shit out of my uma musume

>>713962746
gay or not it's a god tier idea
women love horses for some reason, just combine them with anime boys

no one likes this game
forced thread

Why is Gold Ship so popular?

Aaaagh, idk if I should get invested in Uma. I don't know much about horseracing and I heard that dailies are atrocious, but I kinda like the raising aspect. Is there a tsundere Uma? And generally what's the interactions like?

>>713962961
i like it more than that persona game

>>713963054
your starter horse is tsundere

>>713963009
she's funny

>>713962929
nah

fujos stinky

>>713963090
Really? I didn't get that vibe from her

>>713962929
While I see your point, please no
>>713963009
She's a lovable autist who is a complete goofball. Also, actual Gold Ship is insane on the track whenever the mood actually strikes. Stupid fast and has retired with zero muscle or skeletal strain like other hard racing horses get.

>>713962961
>no one likes this game
wdym

Oh god I'm gonna bust.

>>713963127
Scarlet is one of the most classic twintail tsunderes there. Every time she goes to give some praise or a thank you, she gets quiet and shy or stammers before doing the classic tsun agitation and changing it entirely

>>713962471
>superboss races

How is it played?
Sprint relay team vs a superboss in a long track would be kino desu

>>713963147
>3 chinese bots spamming

>Didn't like how Air Groove posture herself.
>Gave me rich and a bitch vibes
>Go through Career with her
>Start to like her.
>She actually pulls through with no retries and I complete all her goals
>We get to qualifiers
>T.M Opera literally cheats Air Groove out of 1st place.
My queen deserved so much better holy shit.

Horsex.

>>713963754
cope
seethe
mald

>>713963754
>chinese
but this game is japanese?

>>713963801
>Lives in a century
>Doesn't expect to job to the Overlord

Apologies, but her superiority can't be so easily over-come.

>>713950264 (OP)
>what if horse racing
>but anime girls
Is it really that easy? If I want to make a gorillion dollars all I have to make is either VOIP coop or X but anime girls?

>>713964382
That's totally ignoring the fact that they're all quite likeable characters and there are loads of characteristics derived from the actual in real life versions and their races, but in premise yes. There's just actual work and heart put into it to where a horse museum over in Kentucky if I recall has a collab exhibit just on Uma Musume. It's a lot like with the shipgirls. By using the basic premise it actually garners attention and interest in the real forms to where fans have donated to keep the ships actively held as museums funded.

>>713964382
it was pretty rough for the franchise at first tho. the game was stuck in development until much later after the first anime came out, i think they had to revise alot of things and adding more contents

>>713950264 (OP)
I must be doing something very wrong since changing cards because yesterday I was finishing all Career runs and today I've been floundering them. Do card effects not stack or something?

cuties for the cutest

https://youtu.be/qL0Xd7pGy_0
Goldship's VA (Hitomi Ueda) is a big girl

>>713964843
How does one do this? I haven't encountered 'acquiring cuties' yet in game.

>>713964869
MOGGED.

>>713964960
Do recreation 3 times

>>713964960
it's a random event from doing recreations

I got my horses to C-C+ range. I can't get them any higher than that.

Are you prepared?

>>713965213
Career mode and use legacy horses to boost their stats and win.

>>713965250
But anon, we already have a super burger uma in the form of Shuttle, and have a few burgers in general as is

>>713965213
im stuck at B and B+ for now, i really need those dupes for my SR cards
dont think ill get a SSR dupe anytime soon

I'm sorry Haru. Our SPEEDMAXXING training wasn't enough...

>>713965250
Can't wait for the Man O' War and Secreteriat umas.

Who should I redeem saar

>>713965572
Your favourite

>>713965572
The one that makes your heart go doki doki.

i can outrun the honse

>>713965765
>he thinks he can outrun Gold Ship when she wants to abduct you

>>713965572
SAAAAAR DO NOT REDEEM HOLD THE TICKET FOR OTHER GIRLS SAAAS

Guys, I think I'm falling in love with this overdramatic horse

>>713965673
Not him but my favorite is Daiwa so I can't redeem her with the ticket. I was thinking of doing Special week because she's the one in the icon

>>713965673
KIMI NO AIBA GA

yeah, no wonder Goldshi is such a retard

https://youtu.be/lLsQmXzD_M0

>>713965765
I actually think it'd be interesting if they made a spin-off that expanded the lore and focused on some of the trainers and why they're doing what they're doing, maybe even have a trainer that is a runner himself frustrated that he can't beat uma musumes in speed contests but ended up training one anyway.

>>713963318
Each post-career campaign horse gets three chances to race against a superboss, there are superbosses for all the race types

If you whiff all three you have to raise a new horse

>>713964382
There's also basically no other games in the old princess maker raising sim market let alone one with addictive roguelike and deckbuilding elements with asynchronous PVP

>>713965091
>>713964960
Recreation on January of classic or senior year usually unlocks it, has nothing to do with the number of times

>>713965250
Taiki Shuttle is as american as it gets
>From Kentucky
>Dresses like a cowboy
>Has a gun
>Eats a lot

Do you need to raise motivation to great during pre-make debut if the goal during that period is to just build support bonds?

>>713966375
>the monster rancher line mobile game has basically 0% chance to get a translated/global version
sucks but it is what it is

>>713966634
Nah

>>713950264 (OP)
thats not how it works in the real world. spook a horse? lose a limb if youre lucky

>>713966634
i do recreation if there's no good training lineup

>>713966647
Monster Rancher is a tamagotchi-like not a princess maker-like

>>713966673
Literally one of the little quirks of hers that make me like her a lot. Even does it in game for a support event, but more just lost in thought

Why do horses have such easy lives
They just run around a track for a few minutes on the occasional race day and gets to fuck everyone all day everyday on retirement

>>713965572
No redeeming today saar.
Finish your special daily missions so you get the random 3* ticket and use that - after that you can use the choice ticket on whoever you want
>but i don't mind getting dupes
You will - in this game you don't need to roll for multiple copies of the same character to upgrade them - it just gets you to 4-5 stars faster. But through statues and events everyone can get their faves to max.

>>713966875
the mobile game mechanic is exactly uma musume

>>713966515
>>Eats a lot
for a horse girl?

>>713966673
Special Week really does like her carrots

>can only borrow 3 guest horses daily
i don't know if this restriction is a blessing in disguise or not, cause i would just keep playing if they were unlimited use

>>713956030
I like this webm.

How do you respond?

>>713967243
Game doesn't want you to burn out obviously

>>713967064
It's not that easy for race horses. Many of them succumb to terrible injuries, those that fail to produce results tend to end up being sold to shitty people or out-right glue'd. They also sometimes just go missing.

Maybe it's just me but I feel like all these horse girls are at different levels of autism
could even say they almost cover whole spectrum

>>713967064
They're started from only a couple or so years old to be racers and it's very easy for them to have crippling injuries they'll never recover from, at least not in a racing sense. In Japan the sentiment might be different but elsewhere they're more or less thrown away once not being race worthy anymore, which can mean slaughtered, glued, or hopefully sold to someone who just wants them to peacefully retire

>>713967334
Yes, horses are kinda scary. 1 ton of power ready to slam their hooves into your head, horses are amazing, powerful industrious beasts that lead us into revolution that changed the world, but boy are they scary. They are both majestic and terrifying beasts, but I love them with all my heart.

Anyone have those pictures of Gold Ship the actual horse on the ground looking retarded? I tried to google it but it seems to have disappeared from the internet.

What's the lore behind that every horse girl can lucid dream?

>>713967675
They just shoot them in the head

Literally just happened to Liberty Island

>horse girls
lame

It's all about the horse guys

But who is the cuddliest horse?

>>713950264 (OP)
>>713950326
ペロペロ

>>713967726
You have to be more specific because there are millions of pictures of Gold Ship being retarded

We need a game about racing dog girls instead.

>>713967617
There are still the fairly 'normal' uma girls, like Gold City, Mejiro Palmer, Win Variation, etc. who deal with various types of insecurity
Then you have Dream Journey who can be literally malicious, acting like a mafia boss behind the nice midget facade.

>>713967761
Yeah that's pretty much expected. Sadly horses are incredibly expensive to keep, especially if you have to do anything medical with them. It sucks because they can be pretty fun to hang around with

>>713967843
Too dangerous, what if your girl goes into heat?

>>713967843
it should be dog boys

>>713967776
Probably Taiki Shuttle. She'd first hit you like a truck in a running hug, but just say you want hugs and she'd give plenty

it's probably because I'm finally learning the tricks of the game, but I felt Urara career much easier than Bakushin O's

>>713968123
It's easy when you have zero expectations to win.

>>713967979
Happened to Suzuka >>713966673 too which is reflected in the injury episode in the anime

>>713963127
Your tsundere detector is way off.

>shut down PC
>crawl into bed
>boot up game on my tablet instead
>get tired of repositioning it to landscape every race
>"fuck it" just change the setting to always portrait
>the portrait camera shots are WAY FUCKING COOLER, they're totally different and show off the horse expressions and shit

What the fuck?

>>713968048
Horses also go into heat

>>713950264 (OP)
What if a random guy gave these horse girls free carrots and apples? Is that an easy way to befriend horse girls?

>>713968183
Sadly so. But just the fact Suzuka didn't instantly fall and potentially kill the jockey on impact is insane. It's nice that the guy took notice of it

Okay I done a few, but I want to ask just to make sure, I can't do anything during the actual races right? is there a way to make the uma activate skills?

>>713968048
Horses go into heat and even go into heat around human men.

>>713968338
If you shout at your screen it helps, sometimes.

>>713968338
>is there a way to make the uma activate skills
raise the wit stat

>>713968338
Nope, you're entirely hands off during races. Skills can be very general or VERY picky about their criteria to activate. Wits increases likelihood of them activating when possible.

>>713968258
>>713968362
But clearly they wouldnt be nearly as attached as "mans best friend"
A dog girl in heat would rub herself all over you at first and only get more desperate as you fail to pick up on the hints

>>713968429
y-yeah and who would want that..? ha.. ha...

>>713967979
>especially if you have to do anything medical with them
Their anatomy fucks them a dozen different ways when it comes to recovering from anything serious. Their thin bones flex before breaking, so they rarely set straight if you can manage to cast them. While healing, their hooves get fucked up from the pressure of four feet suddenly spread across only three, and they can't lay down for long periods without getting pressure sores or their lungs filling with fluid. Like any large animal they take anesthesia incredibly poorly, and like any prey animal stress fucks up their digestion, which tends to make healing even more difficult. If they do heal, it tends to fuck up their other limbs so those are going to cause problems in the next few years anyways.

I wonder, does the game recognize and show a different animation if you do some impossible shit like winning the last G1 with Haru Urara?

>>713966673
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qW7kX7P8f2Y

>>713968598
Oi, temee

>>713968429
Dogs can control and contain themselves around their masters having been subjective to thousands of years of conditioning, horses however, don't have that same level of loyalty and submissiveness as dogs do around humans in their heat, so a horse in heat is far, far more dangerous than even the largest dog breed ever could be.

>>713968613
Fucking Christ. How did horses ever survive as wild animals if they're such sensitive pussies? Down with horses, they are a disgrace.

>>713968618
No different animation, but there are secret events you can unlock by doing optional challenge like that, including winning Arima as Urara.

>>713968613
This is why we need to switch to dog racing instead, they heal better.

>>713958812
Anon it's just fantasy.
Considering the amount of anatomical logic we've thrown out the window with the existence of horse girls, is being able to satisfy such a colossal girl not also just as much of a fantasy that can be handwaved as the existence of big horse girls not going full national socialism against humans in a semi-realistic world due to their superior strenght, endurance and stamina?

>>713968613
Yep. Wonderful animals but holy shit does their very nature counter them. My parents have a mare who gave birth but the kid had a fucked up hoof on one leg which needed all sorts of stuff done to it. Took a long time but he came out really well afterwards

>>713968747
They're rarely forced to run at their peak speed in large groups repeatedly, the way they are in human races.
Also dying after a single injury is a pretty normal course in nature. It's why predators are wary about engaging in any fights except territory or hunts.

>>713968523
Anon, you dont sound so sure

>>713967094
This loser still has hope, don't look up the real life horse's number of losses

How do I win URA finals with Haru Urara? I want to make her win

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADV_PX1Fs48

Horses can enter THE ZONE?

>>713968792
>i wish i was at home chewing on my rubber toy

>>713968961
Hey, atleast she got a happy end and gets to live the rest of her life comfortably on a farm. Despite her fucked up career

>>713969014
How big is her canon futacock

>>713967094
IF I FIND THAT UMAMUSUME THAT MADE HER SAD I SWEAR TO GOD

>>713966673
That's a big carrot

>>713968618
Not animations but entire story sequences and those usually give you special bonuses too like stat boosts and skill hints

Every character has their own unique secret events, some are as simple as winning all their story mandated races, others require you to do optionals (you have to pay attention to what's said in the story, if tama says oguri is in JC and JC isn't on the roster you have to register for it yourself) and some are winning the "unwinnable" races like urara's arima kinen

So they have horse pussies, right?

>>713968857
They're literally x-men mutants (born randomly to human parents as superiors) so imagine the anti-hirse racism a serious take on the setting should have

>>713964843
The plushies always falls down whenever I pick it up, what gives?

>>713968747
Normal horses are a little tougher than throroughbreds and don't spend 3 years pushing themselves to the limit racing.

>>713968947
Maybe having a dog girl would be sorta nice..?
For... calm, collected petting..?

>>713969162
gonna have to search for 15 of them then

>>713968416
This, and tap on the screen, they can feel your heartbeat

Scheduling races does anything or is just a reminder?

Quite the modest bust

>>713969406
Just a reminder, useful if you don't wanna keep count

Reminder that these horses are trained from birth and made to race when they're 2 and 3 years old, and forced to retire afterwards, while in reality they only become adults at 4-5 years old.

This is like training children to run when they're 3 years old and having them compete for the Olympics when they're 14 years old. Every horse you see in a race, especially the champions, were underage.

>>713950264 (OP)
Is it safe to say gay larping killed /v/?

No but seriously how DO you beat arima with Urara, it must be currently impossible right?

>>713969276
>anti-horse racism
Why would anyone hate them?

>>713969546
prime cunny

Matikanetannhauser

Matikanetafukukitaru

>>713968961
Tbf she became a symbol to the entire nation, got a movie and visited by fans non-stop in retirement. She might've done nothing but lose, but she earned more love than countless who did nothing but win.

>>713969282
you didn't pick it up accurately enough pixel-wise

>>713967820
It's like lying on its back (side?) with its legs in the air I think.

>>713969315
Its all fun and games until she has a panic attack if she loses sight of you for 5 minutes
Imagine the howling and crying if you go out to the store
Or even just a day at work.
Imagine if you have to take a business trip.

>>713969613
Haven't done her career yet, but I assume just need better cards and maybe more specific training?

What's the lifespan of this game? God I'm tempted to spend money on it but my last gacha game literally died this year.

>>713969613
>>713970204
you inherit S turf and build her medium-long

>>713970142
Well, I'll have to make sure she's well trained, and then I'll take her along!

>>713969961
>lost in racing
>won in life
there's a lesson somewhere

>>713970248
I know that feel

>>713970304
How in god's name do you inherit S turf for a horse that has G turf by default

when are we getting an abusive relationship uma

>>713969613
It's easy since it's end of career. You need the right factors to raise her long range affinity.

The real hard secrets are the early/mid career "unwinnables" like Win Variation VS Orf

>>713970248
They're going hard on global and teaming up with american and other racing organizations

>>713971228
No idea. They should speed things up considering we are like 5 years behind on JP

>>713971228
Gold Ship exists.

>>713971228
When global get Janni.

>>713950264 (OP)
Reminder that horses are extremely fragile.

matikanetafukukitekure

>>713968857
>superior strenght, endurance and stamina?
Horses are really fragile.

>>713971346
>american and other racing organizations
You're telling me they're bringing in American horses??

>>713971417
Goldship is just a tard.
She needs to be more malicious and manipulative.

>>713971496
>>713971553
Couple a Horse's physical raw power, speed and muscle with human physique and you got a superhuman

>>713971568
Main story already moved to the US

>>713971553
>>713971496
So are humans and the overwhelming majority of living being on this earth but horses have more muscles strenght comparatively don't they?
So they are arguably a bit less fragile than humans.

>>713968613
This is why cow girls are superior. Cows are tough.

>>713971480
Her glasses are sexy

>>713971496
Eh not quite. They have physiological issues that humans exacerbate by putting them through routines they weren't ever built for, but if a horse kicks you- You're more likely than not done for. By contrast, kick the horse and it'll be annoyed but ultimately unbothered. They're generally not all that hostile though so it's a non-issue most of the time.

How do I get good at horse? I'm stuck at about C+ for multiple horses.

>>713968613
The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.

Like most mammals, rhythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the gut to be expelled.

What sets the horse anus apart is the bafflingly complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine. As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air.

The two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.

This advanced biological mechanism is so effective that many industrial companies have copied Nature's design for self- cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery.

>>713971496
>>713971553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jH5JkYQGMfs&rco=1

>>713971808
A human can break their leg, have it set, and heal. A human can run without messing up their insides. Humans can vomit. And so on.

>>713971921
Strong != Tough.

>>713972000
I remember this pasta

>>713968747
I heard a theory that there aren't any "wild horses" just like cows aren't. That all the horses roaming around are ones humans domesticated and just let loose.

>>713972140
Strong != Tough.

>>713972247
>>713972289
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

>>713972402
Yet more evidence of them being strong, not tough.

>>713972451
are you seriously feeling emasculated by horses

My horse has gotten rebellious, how do I fix this?

I've put 30 hours into this game, it's so shit, but so fucking good bros

>>713969546
>Every horse you see in a race, especially the champions, were underage.
caring about things but for the wrong reasons

WHAT DAY IS IT????????????????????

>>713972247
You think you could take a kick from a horse better than another horse? I'm sorry to say anon, but your body has a far lower threshold for immediate physical abuse. What your body is good for is enduring long term strains, which has benefited from improvements in medical science that's made past problems like infections far less likely to just up and kill you. Though I'm not sure why you're fixated on this anyway. Biological superiority means nothing in the era of technology. Humans have created guns and fighter jets, everything else is inferior by virtue of being too dumb to make up for it's failures with complex tool usage.

Kitahara Jones...

>>713969546
so like football players

>>713972485
Are you retarded? I'm just pointing out basic facts about the animal. Read this and then kill yourself.
https://drferox.tumblr.com/post/160329465456/hi-doc-love-reading-your-blog-i-found-you-first

>>713969628
NTA but in a believable world, such a stark difference in intelligent species would spawn extremist groups on both ends. A very vocal horse group would definitely become elitist first then outright racist because of their superior strength. Humans would likewise garner a similar and very vocal group due to being the underdogs and fearing for their safety.

In a horse world, even if they magically don't want to exterminate or dominate humans, they could pose a serious threat to humans unintentionally. A horse girl (like a kid) could try to hug a human and they could forever lose a limb from that. Each horse girl is a ticking time bomb, like a driver on a highway, just a few lapses in attention can cause a fatality by "bumping" (ie. running over) a human.
Now let's put alcohol into the mix and you essentially have drunk driving without cars.
The show also jokes a lot about trainer-san getting hit and kicked by the girls but realistically he'd die in the opening episode after Special Week kicks him even if she didn't wish to kill him outright.
A horse girl you court and get to bed could easily kill you unintentionally even without BDSM stuff. You'd have to be on top all the time or a bad movement from her would crush everything below waist level. Especially if you somehow bring her to orgasm. A kinky horse girl trying to restrain you for fun could end with broken arms easily in a mistake.

Now let's move unto the deliberate part.
Horses could feel to be superior and rightfully so. How many horses are in the world? Could they overthrow a government? What if they decide to do academia instead of running? Will they develop tools and weapons of war only horses can use? Carry massive cannons and fire them single-handedly? Outrunning even armored vehicles? Then decide that humans are inferior and should be enslaved or killed?

Wait.... are horses purposefully conditioned into their love of running in Uma because they'd easily dominate the world?

>>713972672
See:
>>713972204
>>713972751

>>713972751
chill out and do some bullups to fix your fragility

>>713972772
I'm not reading any of that. Is triangle or circle the best shape

>>713972751
you're literally throwing a fit over a 900 pound animal and how you can take it in a fight

>>713972772
There are three goddesses that watch over the world and make sure this doesn't happen.

>>713972772
They carry the spirits of race horses, running is their life and the entire world is bent around that idea.

>>713972872
I could definitely win in a fight over a horse.

>>713972872
No, I'm not saying that, you retard. Learn to read.
>>713972850
Kill yourself.

If your horsegirl wife hurts you by accident she will spend the next couple of years traumatized and afraid to even touch you, hate herself for being a brute etc.

>>713950264 (OP)
>horse girl
>it's just a human woman with horse ears
Cringe

>>713973014
>she will spend the next couple of years traumatized and afraid to even touch you, hate herself for being a brute etc.
tbf that's the perfect time to ask her for some pity sex. she did injure me, after all
i need the sex to help with my recovery, you see

>>713972969
i'm sure your kegels will give you an edge over that horse

>Point out basic facts about an animal's biology
>Faggots think that I want to fight it or something

>>713973119
>he can't edge while fucking his horse

>>713972853
Oh shit, uhm.
A circle probably. It's pretty much everywhere and it's psychologically calming (the sun is spherical or circular from our perspective for example and we also draw stick figures with circle heads).

>>713972887
Sounds way too much of a hand-wave thing to me. Which is perfectly fine, I just dislike it.

>>713972895
But what if that's just decades of precise conditioning?
Could Uma be a post-war series where humans somehow won?

This argument is dumb because humans already beat horses into submission and domesticated them. We already won.

>>713973171
>Sounds way too much of a hand-wave thing to me. Which is perfectly fine, I just dislike it.
It's not a hand wave it's probably that this is the after life for race horses created by the goddesses so the horses can run and be with humans as both equals and horses.

Reminder there are no male horses. Therefore all Umas are born from human females. Therefore humans wouldn't want to hurt humans

>>713973174
Horses don't have opposable thumbs. In fact horses don't have fingers at all so their development is limited but a fictional horse that does have fingers opens up a lot of evolutional possibilities.

>>713973262
>Therefore humans wouldn't want to hurt humans
I know this is a typing error but I find it hilarious because humans do want to hurt humans.

>>713973198
Same. Why are they like this?

>see an absolute shitter in my follow list
>complete fucking dogshit, with a dogshit horse and support
>about to unfollow
>notice they are from here
You got lucky

Is this good enough for starting the game?

>>713973749
>one good ssr
>one decent
yeah sure

>>713973715
>notice they are from here
How? Does he have UUUOOOOOHHH in his profile?

>>713973749
>90% speed cards
Bricked

Does it matter which of the 3 opponents to pick for PvP races? I always pick the bottom one since it seems like it's easier to get wins to boost your total score from racing the weakest one

So how about the game

is there an actual reason why japanese are so obsessed with it?

>>713973851
/v/ or /vg/ I forget

>>713972772
they have coexisted for millennia and humans are the only way they can carry on the species, why should they hate them?

>>713973915
Horse racing is already popular there.

>>713973915
Horse racing is quite addictive. There's a reason it has persisted throughout time beyond simply being legal.

>>713973749
did it cost you everything? Are you just going to race with the base roster

>>713973873
Should I keep trolling?

>>713973915
it's like how americans chimp out over handegg games

>>713974074
*rerolling sorry

>>713973915
>race of backward bugmen unable to take joy in something unless it means inflicting pain on it for monetary reward
hmm

Dumb horse dorks!

I'm tired of countless freezes and bugs in pc port. I had to drop 2 carreer runs because of this shit

>>713974531
Fix your toaster

If umas are only for running, yet they existed for the entirety of Earth's history, than how exaclty warfare and major historical events took place?

How many chapters does the story mode have?

>>713974608
Not my fault there is a white screen after the race with nothing going on yet I steel can click on jokebox, sparks, etc.

>>713974736
it is actually. 0 issues

Is there a point to doing careers for 2 star horses?

>>713974072
No, I can still pull once and have a 3* ticket

>>713974673
Different world. The spirit of the horses comes to this other world that then becomes embodied as an uma musume. The history of this world isn't fully known.

>>713973171
>But what if that's just decades of precise conditioning?
It's actually occult bullshit from the horse spirits that make them

>>713972772
And despite what other people have said it's absolutely true that there are umamusume who are not interested in racing, this isn't even periphery side stuff but straight up in the main story content. The tracen students are the absolute elite and for every one character in the game there's a hundred or thousand that tried and failed at racing or never even tried. Hell just watch Cinderella Gray and look at how Oguri is the single representative for that entire region. And even for the ones at tracen there are examples like Hishimiracle who only enrolled because she thought it'd be good for her resume and doesn't actually want to race at all.

>Each horse girl is a ticking time bomb, like a driver on a highway, just a few lapses in attention can cause a fatality by "bumping" (ie. running over) a human.
They established that Japan has horse-only lanes on roads which makes on wonder what happened to cause the need for that, or how many accidents there were before they were introduced.

>play TOP GUN as front runner the whole career
>sparks for inheritance is fucking POWER and not speed
holy fuck this is more bullshit then getting perma stuck in traffic during the race

>>713974836
>>713974673
It's actually speculated that the physical location of tracen academy (most of the locations seen in the game/shows can be easily identified but the location of the academy is unclear) might be the big park in Fuchu made from what used to be a US based in the post-WW2 occupation, because there was no WW2 in this world.

>>713974771
you're supposed to do all of them for inheritance

>>713974986
>>sparks for inheritance is fucking POWER and not speed
Don't worry, later on they let you choose your sparks if you pay in gacha gems, or pay for a pass

They also give you items to upgrade the stars on your sparks very sparingly unless you pay for more with real money

>>713974729
anyone?

>>713974771
Not until you upgrade them to 3 at which point they're just as viable as the real gacha 3 stars

>>713974531
>>713974736
I've had 0 problems on desktop Linux or the Steam Deck.

>>713974887
>>713973171
Just want to add that the shit about "horse spirits" and other occult shit is super canon, there's not much in the global release right now but you get more on the occult stuff with some of the later horses' stories, and also there's the explanation that they wear all those costumes when they run because there's some mysterious magic power that makes them perform at peak no matter what when they wear them regardless of how outlandish or unfit for running they look

>>713950264 (OP)
Why are zoomers so obsessed with being beaten up and owned by women? Especially weird since women are more into interracial than ever

>>713958812
>and you sure aren't fitting well enough inside of her to satisfy her.
That's hot though. You can still fist her to completion after you're done making a fool out of yourself.

>>713974887
>>713975249
>horse spirits
That's just lame in my opinion, but thanks for clarifying that.

>which makes on wonder what happened to cause the need for that, or how many accidents there were before they were introduced
Right? Rules often come after a high-profile disaster. Putting aside how bike lanes in our world are also not the only lane where you see cyclists and how one could reasonably expect that many horses just run where ever they want, maybe act like assholes and run on the middle of a road or on public transport rails, even then it's not the only place where you'll see a horse commuting in a hurry.
Unless there's would be some sort of authority enforcing that horses can only commute on the designated horse lanes, which begs even more questions than I started with.

>>713974531
try to run the program as admin if you havent

>>713975801
https://youtu.be/9LDrzOxMwrM

>Oguri Cap's Triumphant Pulse
>in-game: :D
>anime: I'm going to eat you and then your whole family
why so different

>>713976430
Racing is srs bzness .

uma musume is cool, but what abaout kuruma musume

>>713956092
cute

For me it's Belno

>>713976554
Oguribros…she lost

i only have one SSR support...

>>713973014
>>713973106
golshi literally dropkicks (You) when she gets 1st place while being in a bad mood...

>>713976836
Compared to real horse raising sims like Winning Post, Uma is actually balanced in a way that SSRs are basically cheats that give you very easy mode

>>713976814
I want Cafe so badly...

bros i wish horses were real...

Should I roll of horses or support cards?

>>713976814
https://x.com/Magnoliko/status/1938503565141795076

>>713976889
There are different rules for different umas. Golshi can do whatever she wants

>>713973198
>>713973572
I like it and so should you.

>>713976554
I like the artstyle in CG more, everyone looks taller and more realistic

>>713977007
>>713976814

Why is /v/ suddenly full of horsefuckers?

>>713977394
>think Symboli Rudolf looks cool in the anime
>get her in-game
>she looks like a big headed retard
Feels like I got baited

>>713977664
>suddenly

>>713977664
horses are just neat

>>713977743
>retard
More like CUTE DORK!

Will eating lots of carrots and oats make me strong and fast and able to run long distances?

What's the difference between Late Surger and Pace Chaser?

>>713977743
I hope you like dad jokes

man i might drop this game. i keep failing career mode even though i make the most of the rounds. my uma doesn't get injured and stays in a Great mood most of the time, then we get to the race and everyone has higher stats than her. i have no idea what i am doing wrong QQ

>>713976430
The last film being a drama about the psychological and emotional toll of professional competition was pretty good

>>713977932
don't threaten me with a good time

>Doing Rudolf's career
>Last race, been getting by just barely
>Fully expect to lose here, especially with Maru in play
>Final corner comes up with sizeable pack together
>BEHOLD THINE EMPEROR'S DIVINE MIGHT
>She wins by a single length
Holy fuck

>>713978053
Are your stats (and the cards to boost them) matching your tactic or are you just training whatever?

Are you taking skills?

Are you making sure that your skills aren't contradicting each other? (e.g. skills that only activate when you're in the middle/back in the last spurt will not activate if you take skills that boost you ahead halfway through the race)

>>713978053
from top to bottom, frront, pace, late, end
if you want easy mode, pick bakushin, put 4-6 speed card, train only her speed, ignore everything, she's the easiest horse in the game to build

>>713977924
one burns more stamina

>>713978053
if you want to win one, just take bakushin, do speed and some wit

>>713973198
yes, that's me. enjoy bakushin.

>>713978380
not that guy but do the horses have a default preference for a particular strategy or can you make them whatever you want if you pick the right skills?

>>713978513
yes, i heard you can level it up with genetic inheritance

>>713978513
You can nudge their preferences and aptitudes around but you'll be putting their unique skills (which are usually very strong) to waste as those are usually only meant for their "canon" strategy and aptitude.

>>713950264 (OP)
This is a boy

>>713978380
>>713978473
guess i'll try it. thanks.

>>713978349
i mostly train speed and stamina, and then wit when the failure rate for the other two is high. i take skills, but i guess some of them might be contradicting each other idk. i didnt realize that was a thing. my support cards are not good, but rerolling feels lame

>>713978513
look at >>713978473
each horse has an aptitude rank for track, distance and strategy.
being below A basically gives you a stat debuff for those courses/strategy(don't know how it's affected by each but apparently running a strategy she doesn't have the aptitude for severely nerfs intelligence, the debuffs for not matching track or distance are a lot more severe though).
the goals of each uma are mostly tailored to her aptitude so they aren't forced to run out of their comfort zone( emphasis "mostly").
aptitude can be influenced by the parents and grandparents if they have the sparks for it if you wanna do weird stuff like run bakushin on long.

So, do you need a 3rd party account on Steam or can I play without having to make one?

>>713978797
I'm playing without any other account, but you will need one if you want to link it to your phone.

>>713978749
You don't need good support cards, you need APPROPRIATE (not "good") stats and skills. If you only train speed and stamina that's only good for nige and with no guts you're getting fucked if another horse can match your speed, and a bunch of your skills might not activate if you don't have the power to accelerate and take first place early on like how Light O's unique skills require her to take and hold first place for the early parts of the race to activate the buff for her special.

>>713978797
>>713978839
you can just set a link password and then just link your phone with your trainer ID and password. no need to link to google or facebook or whatever it offers.

>do goldship career
>mood down
>mood down
>mood down
wtf

>>713950264 (OP)
This is a boy (with a ginormous penis)

>>713978839
>>713978930
Nice. But does that mean it’s all local or does it still use your Steam account in case you switch PC?

>>713978883
>>713978749
All types need int for skills to activate
Nige needs stamina more to maintain max speed, otherwise how much you need depends on race length (can take skills to substitute for raw stamina stat)

Nige - speed, guts > some power for early acceleration > stamina to maintain speed
Senkou - Speed > power > guts
Sashi - Speed = power > guts
Oikomi - Power > speed > guts

Dirt requires a bit more power than turf

>>713978980
Don't offend her and pray to god.

>>713978749
>i mostly train speed and stamina
that only work for front runner

>>713977932
well she is a dad

>>713979086
>>713978749
Speed: Max speed
Power: Acceleration and ability to muscle through other horses (too low and you're easily blocked)
Stamina: Needed to maintain speed (run out and your speed drops drastically)
Guts: Lets you maintain speed for a bit when you run out of stamina, more importantly is the determining factor if you're tied for speed
Int: Skill activation rate and helps with the horse running in the right course (helps prevent blocking and needed to activate certain skills in addition to plain activation rate)

>>713978980
>surprised when the autism horse has autism

how do you play the japanese version on steam

>>713966435
>>713964843
>want to do this
>but my horse is always in Great condition around that time so I can't justify Recreation when I could be training instead

>>713979275
>japanese ver
use DMM, need VPN, go check general how to get the right vpn

>>713978749
>>713979224
The easiest type to raise is oikomi at short/mile because you can just pump speed and power (training power gives you enough stamina for mile)

>>713979071
installed it on the deck just for you. Doesn't seem to be synced since it says my trainer ID is 0.
so might wanna link it to something afterall so you don't lose your account.
or at least write down your link password somewhere so you don't forget it.

>>713978749
>>713978349
One more important one: Do your skills match the range and strategy? If you just spam whatever and take skills for a long range dirt nige when you're running a mile turf senkou none of your skills will activate

>>713976554
Just started watching the currently airing anime after I started playing the game, I can't believe that Oguri Cap is washed.
When will we get Tamamo Cross? She's not in the game yet, right?

>lose arima kinen
>"might as well use the free retry"
>win
>lose ura semi-finals
>retry
>win
>lose ura finals
>retry
>win
feels like I'm using items in dmc or some shit

>>713968989
Get aptitudes for that race from inheritance. So grind like crazy with other horses then hope you get lucky enough to get horses with those aptitudes.

>>713979397
nevermind. it is synced automatically.

>>713979397
Ah, good to know. Thank you for that anon!
I play another F2P mobile port on Steam that begs you to link devices, but it still uses your Steam acc to sync between PCs. But I guess that’s too advanced for a japanese programmer

>>713950264 (OP)
I like Golshi because she does beat the shit out of me

>>713968989
>>713979615
The Japanese community has a website where you can search for friends that have the specific sparks and aptitudes you want and gives you their code so you can just plug it in to the game and friend them so if you want 9 stars in long range, 9 stars in speed and 50 skill hints you can just have it.

>>713979674
broken ribs anon...

>>713979629
>>713979642
Oh kek

Is there some easy way to get the items to star up a character other than just re-rolling?
I was super disappointed that Agnes Tachyon doesn't start with her long sleeved outfit and found out you gotta level her up to 3* to get it.
The tutorial does a shit job of explaining how to get or use items...

>>713979806
You get lots of them in events, daily shops, and the daily race against horses you can choose which I think global might not have implemented yet.

Don't know if global has it but the game lets you race any horse for 1 piece once a day meaning you can eventually unlock any character given enough time.

>>713979523
Assuming no accelerated releases, in about 11 months.

>>713979806
It's all gacha. Duplicates give you like 5 shards, you can buy some shards with statues too (we got like 25 statues for launch celebration)

You need 150 shards to unlock the costume. Double (or triple?) that if the horse starts as a one star

Damn, all the girl's breasts bounce a lot in this song, except Suzuka's because she's flat as fuck.

>>713980073
>150 pieces required for unlocking a 3* star
sounds painful. is that only once per day in total or can you challenge each horse once?

>>713980102
1 star's need 150 to get up to 3 star. 2 star only needs 100.
3* horses need 150 to be made from scratch so i guess it balances out.

>>713980362
Once per day, but they also hand out pieces in stores, events and missions so it's almost never actually 150. I have a bunch of locked horses sitting at 60-70 needed that I've never touched.

horse game????????

Does Goldship need more stamina for long distance?

>>713979806
if it's like any other gacha game it's going to take a couple of months minimum

>>713980575
Everyone needs stamina for long distance but Golshi has skills to cover some so you can actually get away with less

>>713980504
yeah, i keep buying the pieces from the daily shop whenever it pops up.
i also see the friend point shop and club point exchange is selling some that reset in a month or so.
Is it okay to aim for those or is there more important stuff to buy from those shops?

>game not available in my country because of gambling laws
FOR FUCK'S SAKE EVERYTIME

>>713977913
no they will just make your eyesight better

>>713972264
I think we still have ice age horses roaming around in a specific eurasia area, but they're rare.

>character voice says merry kurisumasu
>translation says "Happy holidays"

>>713960324
Why does she want Umas to be naked?

>>713979168
Do you think Air Groove is jealous she wasn't Rudolf's first?

I lost my first career... I am sorry for failing you, Golshi...

>>713973749
damn look at the size of the tits on that horse

>you get the special needs SSR by completing the bingo
alright i guess I don't actually have to nolife the event, thats good because I keep failing these careers lol

>>713983170
the special event SSR is literally better than the current gacha SSR funny enough

>>713983170
>completing the bingo
Enjoy hitting pity, it's 26 rolls. Such a fucking trash event.

>>713983517
yeah I got 26 rolls at about 100k and I completed the bingo there

What is the point of the stamina bar? Are people really doing more than 1 run per day? How many have you done?

Sex. Sex with retired horse wife

>>713984198
>How many have you done?
a couple

>>713984427
man I don't want to burn myself out that fast

>>713959884
Basically yeah
She needs it since she gets easily riled up with bantz. It's why her Wit is so low. Canon retard that we love anyway like you should.

>>713984571
Thats why I will mostly just play it while commuting for work, just like the Japanese salary men intended.

>>713984427
Having fun

the release is like 4 days old and people are complaining they cant complete a month long event

>>713984884
bro your umas deserve to have fun as well...

>>713982452
Teio...

>>713985306
I actually have like 9 good endings but the extra Bakushin and Suzuka endings don't seem to count.

what the absolute fuck is this new scenario lol

My gacha horsies are cooler than yours

I picked Oguri Cap as my free 3* but all her scenes did was to sell me on Tamamo Cross, what is their endgame here?

>>713985460
>4 ears

>>713985514
>he redeemed his selector ticket before the guaranteed random 3* ticket
ohnononono.
enjoy your dupe.

>>713985514
They are a comedy duo. You need both to have the full expierence.

>>713985460
>4 ears
>Don't look fast
Pathetic

Whats your status?

>>713965250
Seabiscuit?
Saw the movie, surprisingly great

>>713985460
>4 ears

>>713973198
BAkUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN-SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>713966515
>Takai Shuttle

>>713970248
Hard to tell
On one hand
>global after 4 years(banners might become a mess depending on the speed they want to drop them)
>game is too japanese for westoid tastes(most people still think this is an idol franchise)
>not a casual gacha(these threads get plenty of posts from anons dropping it/can't get into it because of the time spent just on the dailies)

on the other hand
>cygays published it themselves(they might not pull the plug too soon even if it flops)

Does anyone have that friend trainer with a 4* Fine Motion support?

>>713986253
Inbreeding is common for horse?

>>713985836
I didn't even think about that, you gacha experts are so forward thinking. What are the odds of that even happening, right? Haha

>>713986016
In Arknights the horses are mostly known for ungodly endurance and leaps more than speed.

I have no idea what am I doing, should I be focusing on strength and stamina for gold ship or what?

>>713985460
for me, it's Meteor

>>713973070
and tail
and strength
and speed
and endurance

Is there any mechanic for F2P player to uncap their support card or is it from gacha only?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7dyMhauYAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRQCtUbg1nQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pnd7Pb9ZxuU
I like them.

>>713981203
happy hanukka, trainer-san!

>>713987439
stamina always important, but for end/late runners its power>speed

>>713987821
ICHO NI TSUITE
YOI DON
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UMADACCHI

>>713987812
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKYLFLdnEhc

>>713986098
Plan to play very casually as F2P until I see confirmation that westerners can keep the game going for more than 1 year.

what do pace runners like tachyon want to focus on?

>>713971808
humans take injuries way better than horses. horses can die just from accidentally overeating or laying down too long or a host of other issues. we also have skeletal evidence that even 10,000 years ago humans were regularly getting serious injuries and broken bones and shit and healing from it before dying. if a horse breaks a leg even now you basically have to put it down

compared to animals like humans and dogs horses are incredibly fragile and need a lot more maintenance

>>713989469
This initially gave the vibe that she was going to murder her before the conversation goes on.

>>713989826
I had a relative who was into horses and took them to competition growing up. She gave up after high school because of all of the issues. I remember her talking about how it does wear on jockey teams and owners when a horse has a be retired or gets out down. Financially and otherwise

>>713990787
naruhodo...

feels like end closers and late surgers wastes too much stat points to be decent
even with 700+ power and mobility skills you still get blocked by crowds

>>713990749
yeah my dad's a veterinarian and loves horses since they really are great animals but their health issues are such a constant concern it's a huge commitment owning a horse in a way most other domesticated animals just aren't.

>>713991225
Thing with frontrunners is that they just always stay at fhe front and therefore never need to bother with power bullshit. Or endless stamina as long as they got a little wit to trigger those potent stamina skills.
The additional RNG in form of potential race blocks truly makes the life of those late/closers more difficult. It's why people say that Bakushin is easy mode.

INT/WIT is my greatest ally.

>>713991674
Wit only exists to make sure your skills trigger. All you did was throwing away stats that could have actually made her better.
That said: Sometimes its hard to avoid Wit overleveling with people trying their best to not waste a turn by resting

>>713990787
awful advice

>>713991225
>>713991604
Have you tried not being retarded and telling your horse to run closer to the front when there are too many people in the way?

>>713950264 (OP)

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>>713992286
explain

>>713992386
or even better to just tell them to always run in front regardless
very smart

>>713993019
It depends entirely on your horse and their innate bonuses to stat gain.

Rolled The Emperor on my free daily roll.

I really like the voices of Tachyon and Taiki

I'm guessing these points reset in 3 days, am I correct?

>>713993563
i hope gold ship's voice actress got paid extra. she puts everything she has into it.

>start the game up
>convoluted gacha game mechanics information overload

>>713994041
the best part is that only like 15% of the game is explained!

>>713993510
FOR THE EMPEROR

>sumipe
I sleep.

>>713993810
Says 3d atleast

BAKUSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>>713994451
wtf, that Bakushin is way too smart.

Imagine the sex with a grandma horse like Wonder Acute.

>>713987821
What am I looking at? Are the seats on a first-come, first-served basis?

>>713985460
They're just not as interesting as the Umas, also I hate AK for one reason only and it's 4 ears on a large chunk of the cast. Hate that shit.

luv golshi

>>713968234
The tough choice between seeing cool animations and facial expressions or knowing what the fuck is going on

>>713985460
furry shit