>>713966539 (OP)what did he do to his meme game
give us the qrd
>>713966539 (OP)how's that commie campaign going, ross?
>>713966754>its ok when toby does it
>>713966681Probably backlash from being a dickhead, little to do with the game itself.
The game is probably just your average mediocre steam shovelware.
>>713966865Unironically yes. This doesn't work well as an argument when the game in question is a blatant ripoff.
>>713966539 (OP)>the guy who made this game think his voice holds any value about video game developmentkek. lmao even
>>713966924Reviews referring to 3rd party drama get deleted by steam(they call it a "period of ___ reviews"). those people are playing themselves.
>>713966539 (OP)AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>713966924>The game is probably just your average mediocre steam shovelware.It's a direct extension of Jason himself, I've played it and it's awful.
>>713967076as opposed to you who hasn't written a line of code in your life?
>>713966539 (OP)https://voca.ro/1gNnqNBiojFq
>>713966539 (OP)Game development is like writing a book, the more you talk about it the less likely you are to do it.
>>713966539 (OP)sex with ferrets
Always hated this pretentious cunt, I'm so glad everyone hates him now. Karma is a bitch.
>>713967202make your voice more nasally and pathetic, then adjust the bass in post to make it more convincing.
>>713966539 (OP)Hope he gets a good rope when he finally kills himself
>>713967172At least he can say he never made dog shit.
Fuck ego software
>>713967202this doesn't even come close on how obnoxious he really sounds, lmao
>>713966695Great, thanks for asking. How's your axe wound?
You had to pay to leave a negative review. This is not the win you think it is. Making someone the villain so you can harvest drama to get votes doesn't garner validity for your consumer movement. It kinda tarnishes it by using ulterior motives to gather attention by drama viewing a small portion of the discourse instead of using it to highlight the cause you are fighting for.
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>>713967376>Stop Killing Yourself
>>713967390Any artist(creator, one that MAKES original things) has more soul than an average consumer NPC 'person'. I hate him yet the statement still holds true.
>>713967556Good to know if i shit on a canvas I'll have more soul than any 'non-artist' out there
>>713967202sounds like him if he cooled off and took his meds
>>713967379Jason self inserted himself into an undertale fanfic where he could yiff as much as he wanted
>>713967449AAAND YOU COULD HAAAVE IT ALLL
>>713966539 (OP)The review-bombing is retarded, even if kinda deserved considering the game is still in EA after SEVEN FUCKING YEARS, a fucking GameMaker Undertale-clone. Even fucking Toby managed to pump out more stuff out
It's just retarded in regard to SKG, though it's potentially just a matter of perspective. It could also be that people are fucking sick of that retard Thor and his antics lately finally tested the patience of people to their limit
>>713968401Who was the mystery nigga who played it?
>>713967449DRINK MY PISS AND GIVE ME YOUR SERVER BINARIES JASON, THEY BELONG TO SKG, WE WILL PRY THEM FROM YOUR GRIP WHILE YOU SCREAM AND BEG
>Pirate Software
I wasn't aware he even made a game. I thought he just streamed WoW 24 hours a day and complained about how hard his life is, and how people should give him attention and feel sorry for him. He is an incredibly obnoxious person, honestly even DSP is probably more genuine than Pirate Software is, hell fucking Asmongold is probably less obnoxious, and I didn't think that was possible.
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>>713968730Asmongold is still obnoxious, for money reasons he hides it. At heart he is a lefty, he agrees with abortion and all that. But the left hates him so he sells himself as right wing/alt right.
>Pirate Software
Don't mind if I do
>>713969562>Pretends to be alt-right >Is actually a massive lefty Kek, massive retardation. It's like "Let me pretend to be a nazi and incel for the rest of my life."
>>713969779Right leaning commentary is where the money is at, if you are lefty you have to pretend to go along with the message and whenever some one says "trans rights are human rights" you MUST affirm it or get canceled and if you do affirm it you come off as a pussy and viewers leave.
The right is a lot more tolerant of less popular opinions like being pro abortion or telling your audience to ask for consent before having sex with a woman.
>>713970039Lol no. The money is in the right-wing grift because rightoids are way more susceptible to outrage bait and culture war shit.
>>713970039>>713970183If Asmongold is just "pretending" to be an incel nazi retard for money and viewers than perhaps I underestimated his commitment to the bit. I genuinely assumed he was just like that. I think it's a bit depressing to throwaway what little, or any pride you might have had, for money and fame.
>>713970325I don't think the guy has any genuine opinion of his own whatsoever.
>>713966539 (OP)>when the indie game removes all the parts that makes it a quirky retro earthbound inspired game about depression
>>713966681Pandering to trannies for easy bucks has the associated danger that stepping ever so slightly out of a completely subservient behaviour makes your stuff cancelled in no time.
>>713967449>You had to pay to leave a negative reviewyes, he got a refund afterwards, so this argument does not matter
>>713970325Not that anon but I was an Asmongold fan as far back as 2010 before he even had a twitch channel and only uploaded on his original youtube channel.
He is absolutely pretending because it rakes in views, that's why he almost always says the most nothing commentary or obvious shit to feed his audience.
He got really lazy with streaming many years ago and then his react content super mainstream especially during the Johnny Depp trial so much that once I even saw my boomer 60 year old mom watching one of his videos because they got so pushed by the youtube algorithm.
After that he almost only does lazy reaction content and panders to a right wing audience as do so many content creators and social media people because its so easy to make money.
In reality he is mostly just kind of a mutant who lucked his way into success and he actually has no real morals or opinions because he knows hes a guy who got popular for being gross and playing World of Warcraft.
>>713969779it's a work brother
>>713970698>>713970325>>713969562One thing I am curious about is why he never dates/only dated eceleb trash. I have a female coworker who is obsessed with him, and I am sure the dirty/cockroach memes are exaggerated, (to an extent) but he could easily find some normie girl from anywhere to get with.
>>713971124It's like movie stars marriages. They basically live in a complete different social sphere and dating "normal" people feels too odd for most of them.
>>713966539 (OP)>>713967130what is wrong with this guy? He must know 99% of the discussion for his game is trolls and theres no point trying to micro manage and PR this.
Nobody is genuinely interested in the game 10 years after it should have been released.
>>713971262After a certain point of fame I would get it, can't be sure if they love you or the idea of you.
Asmon I don't think is in that position, but I get it for the ultra-elite.
>>713966539 (OP)Don't forget he had to release a patch of a nothing burger for the game because Steam added the amazing feature of listing any EA games that didn't got a patch or updates for more than a year.
>>713971124>I am sure the dirty/cockroach memes are exaggeratedThey're not. The real answer is he is some kind of schizoid / mentally ill. He has been a multi millionaire for years now, he could very trivially hire people to clean and renovate his home but he won't because he has weird mother issues because he was raised by a single mom who was a hoarder because his parents divorced.
For dating, as a streamer it'd be weird for him to date a non streamer because they become part of his stream regardless of whether they want to or not.
>>713971124I honestly dont think the cockroach thing is that exaggerated going by that video of people going through his house
He just looks like any other guy going through some pretty bad mental health issues and the disgusting hoarding is very much a common product of depression.
He's got the money to just pay a professional cleaner to come in and get rid of everything, then to come in once a week or whatever and clean things down regularly but he doesn't.
I expect there's an extent where it's just caricature but no way would anyone fake having your teeth rot out of your skull for no benefit because that happened before he was even making videos
>>713971387Well, the whole u.s. streamer social circle is also a thing and asmon is definitely among the most popular. Sure it's minor celebrity, more akin to like a popular tv host rather than a global movie star but I think it would still changes the dynamic around personal relationships.
>>713971124contrary to popular belief, women actually dont enhance your life quality. If I'm enjoying life why the fuck would I invite some bitch to yap in my ear non stop? no wet hole is worth the downgrade.
>>713967202Holy shit it's Kronk !
>use software to fake deep voice
>bullshit job at blizzard thanks to dad
>embezzle money by running a charity (looking into it it's very easy, you put your own money inside as functioning costs and get tax write off and vat refund)
>most likely "developing a game" for the same purpose
>game twitch and youtube short algorithm to get famous
>success.jpg
>fumble onto don't kill game initiative
>let masks slip for a moment
>people realize he is a peace of shit
>get what he deserves
>we are here
>also he killed people in wow hardcore
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>>713972438The hilarious thing was in the Onlyfangs era he was on his way to being a top streamer, but he talked himself up to much and refused to take accountability. Thats not even what did him in, he went after smaller streamers talking about him, and no one in a content guild wanted that shit.
>speak out against stopping killing games
>to demonstrate this, kill your own game
This is what is means to truly have principles. Respect.
>>713968414i dont play wow
whats going on here
>>713972438He also secretly looks up solutions to puzzle games before playing them and then acts like he's a genius when he "solves" them on stream.
>>713972943Context:
>Harcore WoW guild (perma-death for characters)>Do a dungeon>Bad pull happens>People start running away>Most of the party is trying to assist others because losing characters to perma-death does not feel good>Mr roach here accidentally uses the wrong spell. His cast the ice spell that costs more mana.>Uses his remaining mana to blink a distance away, saying he is out of mana after hovering over but never clicking an item to give him more mana>He escapes the dungeon>People's characters die>Says he does nothing wrong and doubles down about it constantly>Is kicked out of the guild because of it and other situations demeaning other mages for playing the game poorly.>>713973056The outer wilds one was... well, wild.
>>713973056I saw a clip of him doing it on stream while playing Outer Wilds. Looks at his phone suspiciously for a minute then goes "oh wait chat I think I got it".
>>713973056I believe that most streamer cheat, like over 80%, especially fps/tps streamers. But cheating at puzzle game is lame...
>>713966539 (OP)>2018did he even finished it? I saw some clips last year where he's still working on it but I blocked the channel since
>>713972630It's fascinating to think that someone like Mald couldn't even perceive that others would dislike him for roaching, or that what he was doing was wrong in any way whatsoever. Narcissists ability to literally only think of themselves is compelling.
>>713967556I make original posts on 4chan
>>713973157Moldavius vs Maldavius
>>713966539 (OP)>100 Nobody can even pretend to care about this bottom shelf ripoff.
>>713970183The money is on the right because leftist money is tied up in mainstream and public media.
>>713973229You should see the Dr K interview where he outlines to his face why people don't like him and he just responds with " I didn't do anything wrong"
Big "What if you didn't have breakfast this morning" moment
>>713973056>*thinks really hard while looking at phone*>Makes elaborate reasoning on how to solve the puzzle>Not even a puzzle since the nomad writing he read 30 min ago tells him what to doLiteral "wait a second that card" moment
>>713966754Eddsworld meets Alf?
>>713973323Currently the right IS mainstream media
Notably, Joe Rogan pulls more viewers and listeners than any other podcast or news oriented place in the world
>>713967054>being a earthbound ripoff is ok when toby does it
>>713966924no the game is actually total bullshit
the demo makes it seem like it's going to be an earthbound type game but once you get past the demo it's 100 percent railroaded, no exploration, ZERO combat.
It tries to rely on quirky dialogue and characters with some spooooooky sub plot, but it doesn't work. It is NOT fun. There are segments that are minutes on end of dialogue with characters you JUST met.
It's fucking horse shit.
It tries to do what Undertale did, but can't. There is NO core gameplay mechanic. The story is ASS.
All that really happens is you have an alcoholic father and you're looking for a way to get your dog back. And it never happens. You even have a fight with your bitch mom where the only way to win is to not fight.
It's a fucking horrendous shit pile of a non-game.
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>>713970183>rightoids are way more susceptible to outrage bait and culture war shitWhy do lefties project all the time about everything? It's not 2016 anymore. Everyone knows who the real histrionic puritans of the modern era are.
>>713973056Even failing a puzzle just one time would hurt his ego. He must miraculously solve everything on the first try without even experimenting first, in his mind this is what genius looks like, and obviously is what he desperately wants everyone to see him as.
>>713973323Its so wild, the way he talks about people apologizing like he legit thinks people only ever admit they are wrong to appease others. I know hes not stupid, he can code and shit but the lack of awareness is truly impressive.
>>713973590>I know hes not stupid, he can code and shitHe's genuinely dumb as shit and has spent 8 whole years on a dogshit Undertale clone.
>>713973590>he can code and shithe cant
>>713966754The way this dog is drawn screams "The arist wants to fuck this animal".
>>713967556>Any artist(creator, one that MAKES original things) has more soul than an average consumer NPC 'person'>this is what mentally ill shartists actually believe
>>713973590>I know hes not stupid, he can codeHe can script basic 2d mechanics and event triggers, and not even well. Run pre-built python scripts in his fake-ass QA job he couldn't even keep.
Any idiot can do that. That is on the level of 8th grader dicking around with GM7.
>>713973389Because traditional outlets are competing for their target demographic and diffusing their audience.
Rogan also isn't a right wing grifter.
He didn't regurgitate orthodox lefty opinions, so they cancelled him, skewing his audience right.
He's still open to engage with people across the spectrum.
>>713966539 (OP)What happened? I faintly remember playing the game in high school, then it went in dev hell.
>>713973780>open to engage with people across the spectrum"Debating" with radicals is a dubious experience, anon. Their whole playbook is "don't give an inch ever, try to humiliate the opponent". Literally arguing with a woman. Besides, Asmongold doesn't do any of it, he just makes reaction videos.
>>713973897Dev became a lolcow for unrelated reasons lol.
>>713973113>The outer wilds one was... well, wildqrd?
>>713973056I find this part particularly mind-boggling.
He could have just stated that he's doing a full researched playthrough with a bit of acting on top. I don't think anyone would have had a problem with that. Longplays are already pretty common and many people are interested in his style so the acting part would have been probably okay too.
Just playing, doing some acting every once in a while then sharing whatever stories during the playthrough he usually does. It would have gone fine, gain some respect for playing through and memorizing the answers in a single sitting. Maybe make a half-hearted speedrun attempt without any serious intent. Would have been good content I'm sure.
But he just couldn't bear the possibility of not being some 5D Chess Grandmaster who's multiple parallel dimensions ahead of everyone else. Not "solving" the puzzles became almost a blasphemy to his own character.
Which makes him -ironically enough- really dumb for not realizing that.
>>713971367>what is wrong with this guy?A huge fragile ego, he has also gone into overdrive damage control after the WoW drama and SKG really exposed what a massive shit head he is.
>>713966539 (OP)TO SEE IF I STILL FEEL
>>713973897No substantial updates for years because the dev became a full time Twitch streamer.
Also he's a complete narcissist that can't stop getting himself into stupid drama.
why are you fags so obsessed with this dude?
>>713974235>fags You answered your own question.
Fuck you Maldavius Figtree
>>713974043>>713973336Basically this, the animal well one he goes even further with him "solving" some of ARP stuff by himself that took the community days to do.
>>713974059>>713974084The only correct thing he's doing is not apologizing to the mob, because you WILL get pounced on even harder. Besides that he's a lazy fuck and a compulsive liar and inappropriately defensive. There is a diagnosis there somewhere.
>>713974296>hiding the actual post that got you bannedWhat are you, gay?
>>713974235People are jealous of the money influencers can make so when one fall from grace they dogpile on him or her. It's actually funny to see those nouveau riche end up with the common people, putting fries in the bag.
>>713974480>There is a diagnosis there somewhere.Yeah this called being a fucking moron
>>713974450Is that the one where he claims he heard the printer paper in another room?
>>713974480>There is a diagnosis there somewhere.He's a textbook narcissist, right down to being actually dumb as hell.
>>713974480>The only correct thing he's doing is not apologizing to the mob, because you WILL get pounced on even harder.I heavily disagree because he's already in a huge fucking hole he dug himself. Someone who lies a lot will be obviously called out even if they start to come around.
It takes a lot of time and effort to rebuild a good reputation, so obviously he's going to get "pounced" for a while if he wants to turn it around.
However, he isn't correct in not apologizing because every single lie furthers the hole. It makes it that much harder to climb out of -ie. longer time to regain trust- and for every new lie or drama he creates due to incompetence or mental issues, he'll get more and more negative attention. So the only correct decision is to stop the negative attention and for that you should come clean sooner, rather than later.
>>713974668Not giving an inch under any circumstances combined with a very high opinion of himself (and low opinion of others) would be "narcissism". Reminds me of Musk's PoE2 debacle, at least he's not a lazy asshole.
>>713974760>However, he isn't correct in not apologizing because every single lie furthers the holeThese two things are technically unrelated. If he stopped being a piece of shit right this second without publicly humiliating himself, that'd be best for him. Or if he did it a few blunders ago:)
>>713974807Didn't he got into a doctor youtuber, essentially being told that he's pure narcissist and he went "hm no actually"?
>>713974807Didn't Musk admit he wasn't the one piloting the account? He's still extremely fucking retarded but at least he didn't double down. I might be misremembering tho.
>7 fucking years in Early acess
>2300 reviews on steam, so it probably sold pretty badly so far
>despite beeing attached by the hip to a youtube channel with 2,5 Million subscribers
Maybe he shouldnt have made a shitty Undertale ripoff. When I first saw the cover art I thought it was a Undertale fan-game
>>713970698>I was an Asmongold fanwhy would you admit this?
>>713974480His mistake was doubling down, then doubling down ontop of that. We're currently up to a centupling down, a never before seen level of ego.
That is why people dislike him, only his dumb backers cares that he abandoned his kickstarter. only elitists care that he sucks at a video game that he claims to be good at.
filter out those and all thats left are schizos who latch onto anyone for any reason.
>>713974993>These two things are technically unrelated.You are practically correct, but since he loves capturing his antics on video I don't think it's that unrelated.
>If he stopped being a piece of shit right this second without publicly humiliating himself, that'd be best for him. Or if he did it a few blunders agoYeah, I can fully agree with that.
Doing a silent makeover is also a perfectly viable option in this case. He'd still get blamed a lot, but it's a start.
>>713975245nothing wrong with admitting it, he was probably 12 at the time. I hope.
>>713973439Because Earthbound came out in fucking 1989. It was 26 years old when Undertale came out, and at that time the games call to fame outside Japan and partially the US was having the PK FIRE kid in Smash
>>713975180He double downed initially and went after people who made fun of him when he actually played. He made a tweet calling out Asmongold for having editors controlling him or something, then got community noted that it was different than newspaper editors.
Asmongold then went hard sucking his dick but to be fair he probably didn't want a billionaire and trumps right hand man at the time to be pissed at him.
>>713974807Musk is just cripplingly autistic. In hindsight the kitchen sink stunt he did when buying Twitter was actually 100% unironic and he probably thought he was the coolest dude for doing it.
>>713974480Nah his actual mistake is his continued feeding of the trolls and haters which are extremely justified at this point. Reminder that the HC WoW shit wasn't even the first time he roached out of an MMO. It's actually insane lmao.
>>713974993>If he stopped being a piece of shit right this second without publicly humiliating himself, that'd be best for himThe reason everyone thinks he's a big shitbag is because admitting being wrong and apologizing is so "publicly humiliating" to him that he has to keep doubling down on being a dickhole. If he was the type who could go "yeah fuck I'm sorry I might have misunderstood that" and actually have a conversation with mold man (even if he still didn't support the initiative) we wouldn't be having this thread.
>>713975443Jesus fucking christ, retards gonna retard I guess.
>>713975468It's actually ironic how his continued double downing after the HC WoW shit exposed his past shenanigans and now everyone knows it's an actual pattern, not a one time oopsie.
>>713975180Yeah, tried to insist for a bit and then he just went "oh well you caught me lol whatever" and moved on. As he generally does with all the cringe shit he pulls. See running an account pretending to be his son or talking mad game about his PoE skills then eating shit live for 40 minutes straight. That alt account he was running that was just sucking his own dick. Just throws in the towel, says "oh well lol it doesn't matter nobody is going to remember anyway" and moves on.
PirateSoftware is genuinely worse at handling things and is a more embarrassing human being than Elon Musk.
Musk is just a dumb autist, this guy is a legit narcissist who is too mentally ill to back down.
>>713975451>Nah his actual mistake is his continued feeding of the trolls and haters which are extremely justified at this point. Reminder that the HC WoW shit wasn't even the first time he roached out of an MMO. It's actually insane lmao.Hell, if he had just done the thing tyler1 joked about he'd be in less hot water
If he had just said "dude we're fucked I'm out fuck you guys gl" it would've been forgotten after a week even without an apology because viewers eat that shit up for a laugh
>>713973056Lmao what. Half the reason I have streamers on a second screen while doing shit is to watch, yknow, react to shit like Puzzles I found hard/easy.
>>713975790Another streamer did the exact same roach behaviour he did not that long before (I think it was moonmoon) and he just said yeah I did fuck you to anyone complaining and no one cared 2 hours later
>>713975971There is only two fucking aproaches you can take to internet drama:
>Yeah i did it, so what? >just never fucking engage, say nothing, ignoreThe second only works if you do mostly solo content creation though, but then it works great. Look at Internet Historian and when that Bomber guy tried to cancel him from ripping off his cave video text from some obscure Magazine written in 2002. Just never mentioned it, nobody cared a week later.
How the fuck did "Dont feed the trolls" become lost knowledge?
>>713972630imagine doing the benediction quest as priest just to die in some gay dungeon because you have a roach on the team
>>713976174Ugh, i liked internet historians main content. Ever since that cave video he just does the nonsensical stories on his alt channel, it's popular enough so I guess why bother with real stories
>>713975971>>713976174>>713975971>>713975790The difference is that Pirate cultivated this persona of him being some kind of god gamer. For WoW he was supposed to be some grizzly vet that played mage for like 10+ years so he knows what he's talking about and knows what he's doing. It's kind of sad, really. I think he would still have a pretty solid following even if he didn't constantly try to portray himself as some kind of perfect being that can do everything but alas that's how lolcows are born.
>>713966681Aside from his recent controversy, the dude is basically doing the bare minimum work in "updating the game" with with minor changes for the sake of not getting listed as "abandoned"by Steam.
The minority who were just looking forward the game has plenty of reasons to want to tell him to fuck off too.
>Protesting an E-Celeb by giving him money
>>713977124Also it was listed as abandoned by steam so he quickly pushed an update that changed basically nothing to get the tag removed
>>713977128Couldnt you buy it, play it for ten minutes, rate it negatively, then refund it?
>>713977128You can buy, review, then refund games to achieve this (thanks to consumer rights movements like SKG, but in Australia for refunds)
why dos every single faggot make an earthbound clone when earthbound itself was a giant flop when it came out?
>>713977325>>713977402When you do that while Steam keeps the review, it doesn't count towards its overall reviews. You have to buy it and keep it for your Review to count
>>713966754is that from the game
whoever drew that dog absolutely wants to fuck it
>>713977128There's plenty of people who bought this game 5+ years ago and would only be leaving a review now
>>713977434Same reason that deckbuilding roguelikes are so popular.
It's really easy to make. Low art ceiling, low animation ceiling, levels are simple flat planes, art is simple, mechanics are simple.
You still have to put enough shit in it to finish it, though.
>>713977532That would imply people who bought the game aren't already slobbering dick lickers who'd support him even if he ate a baby on cam. I find that doubtful because from what I could tell from the game from youtube, the game is absolute dogshit. They would have left a poor review already
>>713977768He's getting shit on by major youtubers right now so there definitely could be people seeing his face for the first time in years
>name yourself Pirate Software
>shit on pirating software
So is he actually still employed by Blizzard and supposed to make Pirating "uncool" or some shit?
>>713976174>There is only two fucking aproachesThere is a third. Simply admit that you panicked and fucked up, my bad. Nobody would give a shit the next day.
ATTENTION! DUE TO HIGH JANITORIAL ACTIVITY, THIS THREAD IS NOW DECLARED THE THREAD!
>>713977434because it wasn't for earthbound, they did for Undertale, Undertale popularity It's incredible big.
>>713972943Imagine you're in an emergency situation like a house fire with other people and have the only phone of the group, so you pick up the only fire extinguisher and run out of the building without using it and running away and pretending nothing happened.
Thor is a scapegoat who made a video 8 months ago people are now saying caused their doomed to fail petition to, well, fail
You guys give him too much power
>>713972630Having never played WoW or any MMO with raids,I have zero idea what the fuck is meant to be happening in that video.
>>713966681He's an e-celeb who doesn't actually care to act like an e-celeb by bandwagoning on every opinion, and even if he's wrong he's the type that's too stubborn to admit fault ,but, is totally unaware of just how stubborn he actually as if it's like some kind of psychological complex.
Naturally , parasocial internet spergs who are about a day away from shooting themselves hate him.
>people actually expect moral behaviour from this fat jew with a fagvoice
>>713978203Except big youtubers have said that they reason they didn't support the movement was because of his smear campaign.
Yes, reviewbombing is such a cool thing. You are not different from the trannies reviewbomging hogwarts legacy
>>713975436It was a watershed game with a massive legacy.
>>713978317>smear campaignI wasn't aware one video counted as a campaign. Again hes a scapegoat. People can't admit their petition was doomed to fail from the start not because of people like Thor but because the average consumer DOES NOT CARE
>>713978434'Thor' made a few videos and talking shit about it on stream for about a week but when he started to get heat for it he dropped the topic and stopped talking about it
>>713978434>one video Lmao
>>713978498>>713978514And what were the view counts? A few thousand?
>>7139785481.2M views
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioqSvLqB46Y
>>713978234Pirate's idiot team mates agro'd the wrong enemy which started murdering them , the shot caller of the group got cold feet, called to run too late and didn't communicate to Pirate in the moment what he wanted Pirate to do. However, Pirate also 100% roached out to save his character instead of doing anything to protect his team - which would've failed anyways and would've still lead to a team wipe.
However, because people are selfish creatures that need some of blame as self reflection is far too painful, most people blamed Pirate for roaching for the team wipe and not the patty for rushing in like morons or the shot caller not knowing how to call shots, when in reality Pirate was just being a selfish dickhead not wanting his character to wipe with the rest of the party.
>>713978583Plus 1.4M from the asmongold video where he just watches this
>>713978583And does every one of those 1.2 million count as a lost vote? How many of those views were autoplays and not actual views? How many of those views were AFTER Thor was made the scapegoat?
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know what irks me the most about this guy, he had his mods go through all the controversial clips on HIS channel and reduced them to 5s to remove all context.
>>713973519>he says, literally the day after the Conservative Supreme Court confirms that the Conservative State of Texas has the constitutional right to force people to upload their photo ID to watch pornLoving
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>>713978651nice goalpost move you pathetic nigger
>>713975436>it's okay to be a ripoff if it's (completely arbitrary amount of time with bonus excuse)at least you didn't deny Undertale is indeed, a ripoff lmao
>>713978712your mom liked it too when I fucked her last night
>>713978712No he l's right. The average person who actually buys games isn't a shut in nerd like you who watches PirateSoftware or Asmongold or any of these gay fucking e celebs
Remember your place, dork
>>713978712Its facts not goal post moving. A TON of people viewed those videos AFTER Thor was fingered as the cause for stop killing games failing. Thor is not a super celeb, hes just some former dev who with a small following of people who like him because of his shit Undertale rip off. He can't hurt you unless you let him.
>>713973056Him doing this in Animal Well with puzzles that literally cannot be solved by a single person was insane. The worst thing is he has an audience that doesn't question it at all.
>>713978792Saying Undertale is a ripoff of Earthbound is like saying Fallout is a ripoff of Wasteland
>>713978026No, apaologizing makes shit just worse and the same faggots that "exposed" you will come back a month later with some fucking 4chan comment you wrote 15 years ago to make you apologize for that too
>>713978146Is abib mad again?
>>713978832What's your new cope?
>>713979261Only cultural phenomenons allowed no i will not define that
>>713978434>I wasn't aware one video counted as a campaign.He made two youtube videos and two livestreams about it.
>>713979323you dont have to, he gave me a three day ban for posting that once, kek
>>713973519god he looks so stupid here
Ross is the kind of guy that bites off more than he can chew (see: the movie) but does so with the best intentions.
>>713979624He HAS to make the movie.
>>713974012>someone I disagree with endorses a person I agree with, thus the person I agreed with is now a bad person and I must disagree with themmake it make sense
>>713979729Supposedly.
As I understand it he put that on the backburner to make more normal videos so he can pay rent.
>>713978709>that the Conservative State of Texas has the constitutional right to force people to upload their photo ID to watch pornSo true. I'm so tired of right wingers having the gall to call leftists puritans. I'm sorry which side of the aisle is currently defending the chemical castration and genital mutilation of children so that they can get fucked in the ass to fulfill someone's sick fetishistic love quest?
Leftists are not puritans they are the ultimate self destructive degenerates
>>713971859haha it does sound like Kronk
>>713971859Hey, leave my boy Kronk alone.
>>713967202>Shit was so cash.
Imagine touting yourself as the greatest video game dev ever then making an unfinished undertale clone
>>713980194he learned only from the best
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>>713966865Toby’s dog jokes were actually innovative, the blind dog that couldn’t see, the dog who’s neck would grow longer, the amalgamation dog, etc…
Or the dog residue, a random item that would fill your inventory with multiple unique flavor texts. This is passion, OP’s pic is uncreative nothingness.
>>713979821Shhhh be quiet anon. The "based conservatives" are the one who are behind the tranny insanity. Tradbros just don't want to admit it.
This guy has irritating me for a long before all the drama. I feel such joy each time he fucks up.
>>713967449probably alot of people who already had the game gave it the negative review
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>>713966681the negative reviews started flooding in pretty much immediately after ecelebs started talking about the stop killing games drama from ross's new video 5 days ago.
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>>713966865This is a unique quotable classic, a beloved trope taken to its extreme, more Earthbound than Earthbound itself.
Do not compare it to OP’s travesty
>>713980372Are you implying that Jewish degeneracy is the reason for the genital mutilation? Because that's far too based of an opinion to have on /v/
>>713967449Games been commercially available for 7 years. This was just the push for a few people to give it a review instead of waiting for a 1.0 release (lol).
>>713979698The tent gets awfully small when you ostracize anyone who won't parrot all of your opinions.
>>713969779i don't see it any more retarded than just nodding along with left leaning shit at work so you don't get reported to HR
>>713980643If the dev is a millionaire streamer and he abandons the game for 7 years, i would be super pissed too.
Just FUCKING a FUCKING bastarding FUCKING fuckshit FUCKING of FUCKING a FUCKING reminder FUCKING that FUCKING Nintengay FUCKING ruined FUCKING Marishit FUCKING Kunt FUCKING World FUCKING and FUCKING that FUCKING the FUCKING Shitch FUCKING 2 FUCKING will FUCKING be FUCKING Nintenfag's FUCKING last FUCKING cuntsole.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yY1Od-4sKQ
>>713979698It's what happens when you treat politics with a mindset of a teenage girl
>Ew she talked to her and I don't like her she's not my friend anymoreIf the rise of social media taught me one thing it's that the average person is too stupid to partake in politics in a way that actually get's shit done.
>>713973728>>713979472>>713977497I can't put it into words but you can really tell from looking at it
What gives it away? It kinda looks anthro?
>>713966539 (OP)>KEEP KILLING GAMES>NO NOT LIKE THAT AIIIEEEEE!
>>713979406The best ones are when they ban you for insulting the moderation staff.
https://youtu.be/a5s2o8a9A68?si=UzPqDYCRU839Zsnp
>>713974450Shame, he should have gone all in on cheating and pretended to get really lucky and beat outer wilds on the first loop. I'd almost respect the audacity of a streamer who tried to pull that off
>>713980587FUNNYROO!!
>>713966754Erm, human resources? Yeah. We got a big yikeserino down here.
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>>713973728with just the character portrait of the dog in isolation, i'd assume it's an anthro fursona
>>713966865Toby doesn't publish low effort soulless garbage like this game.
>>713966539 (OP)>talking against players>players get mad
>>713980501Good. If it's okay for your public popularity and personal image to drive positive growth and engagement, then you can't complain if they drive negativity and failure instead.
>>713971367He is a narcissistic control freak
>>713980983It is hard to put it into words, but I'm sure it would be possible to learn a neural network to classify furry vs. non-furry artists easily. If you've seen enough, your brain will start recognizing furry art pretty well.
It took quite a while for me to realise it wasn't the movie guy with long hair who wants to fuck dogs who was the one everyone was angry at, but some other guy with long hair who wants to fuck dogs
>>713966539 (OP)I just learned this is being made by fucking Pirate Software. No sympathy for anyone who actually thought he was trustworthy or even competent enough to follow through with making a game.
>>713982168It's really strange how all western Furry art is some level of influence away from Don Bluth and always manages to look infinitely less appealing than it because they only ever latch onto the style of some of the antagonists.
>>713966539 (OP)>>713980501>Steam then: review system to talk about the pros and cons of the game to decide if I want to play it>Steam now: REEEE! Dev did something IRL I don't like, Epic Down votes!IDGAF; it's cringe and kinda gay review systems are used like this. Yeah yeah SKG and he's a dick and all that, still IDGAF.
>>713974235i don't watch him except for random braintrot shorts. the crusade against him seems manufactured to me, it's nothing organic like chris-chan or boogey or DSP. wouldn't be surprised if he pissed off some jewish super streamer.
>>713982627You're not taking into account the fact that this game was presumably bought by most people to support the developer, because everyone thought he was a good guy, but when they saw what a retard corpo shill he is, to review bomb was the only solution left.
>>713966681>man wants you to kill gaymes>gayme gets killedits as shrimple as that
>>713982627>Consenquences of your action is cringeOk Thor, time to take your hand off your pants.
>>713975468>His mistake was doubling down, then doubling down ontop of that. We're currently up to a centupling down, a never before seen level of ego. does chris chan or DSP or boogey apologize?all streamers have ego. asmongoldstein only apologizes after ban. does xqc apologize? does destiny apologize? fuck, does hasan apologize?
what makes pirate software being doubling down om his ego when the big streamers already do that? shit is fucking weird, there's simping for a streamer but there's also simping for a psy-op. 2 sides of the same coin.
>>713970039Yes the side where you get banned by payment processors is where the money is at. 1000IQ genius here.
>>713983506He's doubling down on being objectively wrong, not having some contentious opinion.
>>713982947>the crusade against him seems manufactured to me, it's nothing organicjust like his rise to fame, then
good riddance
>>713973056>>713973140>>713973336Can someone provide at least one clip, I want to laugh
>>713973728he’s an actual furry tho so it’s not surprising
>>713983921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDC6x2daQsM
>>713974235I like seeing this because I use a similar title for my creative works and although we're in different fields and not really stepping on each other's toes I don't like the association.
>>71398395220 minutes ago I didn't even know what this dramafaggotry was about or who the dev is
Now I'm reading his gay furry roleplay chat logs
>>713982627>Look at actual reviews since the 23rd>The majority mention the dev lying about making progress/the game being abandoned/a lack of meaningful progress towards a finished game>Some mention it having an 'always online drm' despite being a singeplayer game and the online drm being easily bypassable>Some are just an negative review in response to the skg stuffThere's no doubt people are using the skg bandwagon to jump at the chance for a review but for the most part the main cause behind this seems to be the game's own circumstances.
>>713984149>Literally says "wait a minute..." in the same tone as the bioshock meme
>>713966539 (OP)>stop killing games>kills someone's gameBravo
>>713984318the only thing gayer than a furry is a guy intentionally reading furry chat logs
>>713966539 (OP)How does it even have 2394 reviews? It has an all time peak of 120 players and it's current players are 2. I'm feeling a lot of his followers bought it but never played it.
>>713984413he killed his own game years ago
>>713983689>He's doubling down on being objectively wrongi don't even know what he's wrong and i couldn't give 2 shits. who the fuck care about objectively wrong on the internet? there's a trillion billion youtube comments that are objectively wrong, nevermind politicans caught on cspan, fox news and cnn
if you're telling me fags everywhere are organically so mad about a streamer being objectively wrong they'll fuck with him for mpnths, but sleep on politicians trying to make the palantir database then this fucking gay earth can burn in zog hell it deserves.
>>713982627it's going to get flagged in a few days for that reason anyway
>>713984456Playercount =/= sales. His shovelware had around 150k copies sold.
Dude is streaming whatever Fotm game releases and pays him for advertising to about 8k viewers at any time
While having like 20k subscribers
He doesn't give a fuck about his game, he is the living proof that people that watch streams for the streamer and not the game being played are disgusting sub humans underserving of the most basic compassion. Fucking cattle
>>713984471It is not about the nuance of the situation or someshit. He is a defender of a modern corpo practice ( pull failed games from the store inspite of said games being full priced ) and people likes to shit on him for bootlicking faggotry. We are not here to judge, we are here to laugh at him.
>>713984456Concurrent player count fails to be any estimate for sales when you're looking at a several year time period.
>>713984456He released the early access not that long after Undertale so it sold a decent amount off being a clone
>>713980983It looks too much like a person. Real dogs are pretty dumb and are just happy to be around. That's never captured by furries.
>>713985097Furry and zoophilia are not the same thing
>>713967202which scandinavian country are you from
>>713972438You seem to be blissfully unaware of the full extent of Maldavius Figtree's exploits.
>back in the day he was a big time secondlife player and ran a shop where he sold outfits made by another player>the other player was an underage girl and he didn't give her any of the profit, despite her making the outfits and them selling for real life money because secondlife's market works like that, he also allegedly met this underage girl while she was still underage as they "lived close to each other">additionally he's an infamous furry, having caused a ton of drama in their community>he's a ferret breeder in both meanings of the phrase>had a sexual relationship and later he and his girlfriend blackmailed a furry sound designer that had donated a large sum once, in an attempt to extort more money from him>refers to himself as thor, despite his first name being jason because of self hate, same reason why he uses a voice changerHonestly if you're bored google maldavius figtree kiwifarms drama, there's a thread describing every single one of his exploits with evidence for over a decade, it's pretty hilarious how pathetic this guy is and how he managed to craft this fragile image of a cool guy and gather a following in the last 3 years. Unfortunately once an autistic furry, always an autistic furry, the facade crumbles and he gets exposed once again.
>>713967202needs more bass boosting software
this doesnt capture his second puberty at age 30 giving him such a deep voice
>>713985894>>he's a ferret breeder in both meanings of the phrasedisgusting
>>713985894>Honestly if you're bored google maldavius figtree kiwifarms dramaBut I'm not gay or a woman.
>>713966539 (OP)Has he finally finished his damn game already or is he still pulling a Patreon WEG?
>>713985894He played Eve online too and caused a shitton of drama there as well.
Do you have any idea how tolerant the Eve community is for asshattery? But he was just too much.
>>713984737>>713985016>>713985021no i get that buyers =/= players, i'm baffled as to how he managed to sell that much copies when no one plays the game
>>713986228It is an autistic thing in steam userbase. They like to hoard as much cheap shit as they can, especially during sales.
>>713986049It's the only place where I found the full archive of his misadventures. I've never used the site aside from reading that either.
>>713986228Fans will buy stuff as a show of support and then not play it because they don't actually care.
>>713966681He is a retard who can't admit fault. As usual.
>>713985894Seems like the similar pattern with Pyrocynical, except Pyro is hasn't been found fucking teenagers ( yet ).
>>713985974When will you retards realize he is not using a software. He fakes it without. He talks like that in real life. Which makes him even more retarded since he decided to force himself to do it at all times. You know how fucked in the head you have to be to do that?
>>713986664It's called mic technique + EQ, also I assume he picked a mic with an especially warm sound I don't know what model it is
>>713984375The nigga literally started developing the game to have food in his mouth, but since his streaming career took over thanks to his shorts being pushed so hard, he literally rather just play vidya in front of an screen while trying to entertain people than having to develop an actual game, which is much more difficult to do and you earn a lot less money.
>>713970325>incel naziWhen are you returning to your place of origin?
>>713986867What did you not understand about he does it in real life too.
>>713986867It's just a regular faked deep voice, zoomers do it all the time.
>>713986904In interviews he sounds a bit different because of the mic technique + EQ + his mic model.
>>713987019If you look up his old interview, he has the typical nerdy voice.
>>713987159Yes but that can just be attributed to him using his head voice instead of chest voice, people who speak in public can train that "bad" habit out without resorting to bass boosting. There's a few clips of him speaking further away from his microphone and you can already hear a difference even if it is still nowhere near his old interviews. I believe his mic has a massive proximity effect (he probably picked it up for that purpose).
>>713978629the "shotcaller" was someone who was playing wow the first time and piratesoft made fun of his noobery on the regular. then when shit hits the fan and the noob says run he suddenly is promoted to "shotcaller". it's not even an argument of who said what. it's all piratefags fault.
>Dr. K: I want you to listen to this phrase: "this gets misconstrued as arrogance but in reality it's [this]". That is the most arrogant statement on the planet bro.
>Maldavius Figtree: *scoffs* okay. I don't see it that way but alright.
>Dr. K: *composes himself* You don't see it that way. You're wrong.
>>713987504is that imaginary or did those two actually have a conversation
>>713987723https://www.youtube.com/live/7jDPsBh2AyQ?si=Q0wI-En55cjJtrfR
>>713987995>3 and a half hoursOof. I'll listen to it tomorrow at work maybe.
>>713987504Dr K clocks him as a narcissist in like 5 minutes and immediately realizes he's not telling him the full story for any of the examples he gives
>>713982168both are faggots
>>713987504>Dr. K genuinely worried that Fag won't change anything about his behavior so people are gonna dissect the interview to further attack PS>exactly what happens
>>713988058I watched it. It does not get anywhere. K is too scared to challenge him.
Sometimes he is close but lets him off the hook to quickly.
>>713988058Honestly not worth your time, it's just Pirate Software arguing in circles while Herr Doktor handles him with gloves. If you've had any experience with narcissists it's almost textbook.
>>713988350>too scared to challenge himhe's very diplomatic cause he doesn't want to turn it into a debate,
That would just make the other party extremely defensive
and would ruin any attempt to make them take an honest look at their behavior and mentality
and he isn't even that soft on him, at multiple points he's very direct in telling him how his behavior is the primary cause of people viewing him as arrogant, dismissive and narcissistic.
>>713984456>>713986228That game is 7 years old. If it's remotely okay you can sell a few copies a month and over time that will turn into thousands of sales easily. That's only assuming it never gets a boom
>>713988962I am not saying shit on him but it did not feel like he challenged him at all or maybe it feels that way because pirate is just so stubborn
>>713986406What did you expect? He's one of the most popular streamers on twitch and his shorts were fucking everywhere.
Frankly I'm shocked his game has only sold 150K copies considering how big his audience is.
>>713989351its the latter. he is supposed to be a trained professional and as the other anon said, he at least has a 1% chance to get through to him if he tries being diplomatic, he has 0% chance getting through if he just goes
>nah bro youre flat out wrong accept this or else
>>713973237I think ive seen your work you wouldnt happen to be anon would you?
>>713978673that's why reddit is good for once and has automatic mirrors for when they were posted
>>713970575but enough about magats and their cult of daddy diaper trump
>>713989483There isn't just black and white and either punch him or kiss him. You can talk and show him examples where he was wrong the wow hardcore raid was perfect. He simply did not talk to anyone yet who makes it clear why people hated on him.
>>713988193To be fair it wasn't the first time those two spoke to each other
>>713970183The Blackrock money is in the left-wing grift.
>>713970325At his core he’s a scammer, don’t forget that. Before he got popular he used to scam people in wow all the time, and he freely admits to this and how good he was at it. He also said if he wasn’t streaming he’d have ended up pulling crypto scams on people
>>713975017Yes. He is told directly to his face by a professional that his statements are the most arrogant thing in the world and he simply said, "no, i don't think so" like the retard he is. He is literally incapable of seeing fault in himself like all narcissists
>>713966539 (OP)So I don't like this guy at all, he's a complete narcissist who has the whole 'sounding smart' shtick which has drew in a slew of retards who have no knowledge on the subjects he talks about and he worked for le Blizzard so he must be right! Like most e-drama though he just has to wait it out and it will fade away. This isn't big enough of an issue to end him. Only thing that really destroys YouTubers is if they're ousted as pedos or people just get bored of their content. Also despite Hbomber's video there's still plenty of rampant plagiarism on YouTube and nobody gives a fuck if they get called out or not.
Being a big creator on YouTube is a blessing and a curse. One fuck up and millions of people will comb through your entire life to compile all of your failure, then commentary videos make a 2 hour+ video tearing you to pieces.
>>713966681>I PROMISE WE WILL BE DROPPING MAJOR UPDATES ON THE FIRST OF EACH MONTH>1st of the month comes and goes >3rd of May, -FIXED A BUG WHERE IF YOU WERE PLAYING THE RUSSIAN LANGUAGE VERSION ON STEAM DECK THE GAME WOULD CRASH IF YOU WERE CARRYING 4 EGGS AND PRESSED Q 1000 TIMES -games simply never getting done
Its pretty fucked up to pretend to be a skilled programmer, and get filtered for 8 years making the equivalent of those shitty Cartoon Network Scavenger Hunt flash games
>>713986603Is he insufferable now? I stopped watching around 2018 since he became gay and bought a webcam.
>>713990150>This isn't big enough of an issue to end him.It might be, now that other youtubers are picking up the story and he's no longer an untouchable golden boy.
He's in a unique situation - he's not a legacy creator who's done this shit for so long that pure inertia means they're unsinkable, he came out of nowhere and was very heavily pushed by the talent agency, and got an initial wave of easily impressed goons who'll follow anyone who speaks with confidence.
But also an equal amount of people just annoyed at the algorithm spam and what an obvious blowhard fraud he is and are pretty happy to tear him down - other youtubers included in that.
Unlike a most youtubers who'd be caught up in a scandal like this, he didn't pay his dues, being in the game so long that everyone knows him. I think a lot of youtubers are as annoyed by this guy as everyone in this thread who saw his dumb face show up in their recs 15 billion times are.
>>713989628he was talking about trannies dough
>>713966539 (OP)most deserved downfall award
>>713966754the portrait looks like a fursuit
Wait what the fuck? I remember this game popping up not too long after Undertale itself. Is this shit really still in early access? The fuck?
>>713977961Only reason he has "pirate" in front of his name is to play the algorithm since one of the most common words used in goggle by normies is "pirate x". His entire being is fake.
>>713990150>Only thing that really destroys YouTubers is if they're ousted as pedosI swear something will happen since he is a gay furry and obviously a very weird person with his voice changing for clout and constant lying and clearly mentally ill behavior
>>713987368Yeah it was clear he was a noob, but he was still the designated shot caller either way. Why was he instead of Pirate? No clue , it was just shitty playing all around. Not that it matters, none of the players wanted to admit fault like a bunch of spoiled little kids especially pirate who denies roaching at all despite the fact he could've just gone down with the ship like a man. I mean it's a fucking video game , Jesus Christ. I've never roached that hard even with a team of noobs I've had to carry in any game
>>713991345People can say what they want about Toby Fox, but at least he managed to finish his game. Maldavius Figtree just loves copying things and leaving them half-baked
>>713991560People throw around the 'industry plant' shit a lot, but has there ever been proven to be true for anyone accused of it?
>>713970039and dont forget "free palestine"
>>713987504>>713987723>>713987995timestamp is 1:22:40
https://www.youtube.com/live/7jDPsBh2AyQ?t=4960s
>>713992281When I think of industry plant I think of that one weird tech bro who started a podcast and suddenly was getting huge names on like a year ago. If you can’t remember their name or personality then they’re probably a plant.
>>713991942Nobody gives a shit if you're a gay furry as a youtube creator, at least not enough to actually have any backlash
I remember hearing something about a guy named pyrocynical being accused of being a pedo and grooming some kid, his response was the usual "oh I didnt know and once I found out I cut contact"
People of course didnt buy it, so the guy released every single bit of gay furry rp he did and none of it involved age, and it was then forgotten
The only thing people care about is whether or not you want to fuck kids. Its the ultimate "do not do it". Nobody gives a shit if you're a fag
>>713992281People are speculating because of his rapid success, the mysterious algorithm picked him despite him not having real qualifications, only a facade for those qualifications.
>>713968730Him releasing it right now seems like he just wants negative attention
>>713992281Yeah, there was that whole agency built around celebrity kids that was all about ensuring cultural success that tried to launch Rebecca Black and Will Smith's kids' careers. It was a whole expose, that was a literal industry plant service.
PirateSoftware is publicly (or was, they hid their client portfolio a few days ago lol) part of the same talent agency that Asmongold belongs to.
>>713992281He spammed youtube shorts at a time youtube was pushing shorts themselves and not many other people were doing it
>>713966539 (OP)Do stupid shit, win stupid prizes, you GREASY FERRET FAGGOT!
>>713992674I did not say people care if he is a gay furry. What I said was that gay furries, especially ones who are mentally kinda ill like pirate have some other things they like and its very often not a good thing to be known
>>713989647>He simply did not talk to anyone yet who makes it clear why people hated on him.He understood as soon as this rat opened his mouth that what he has in his hands is a grade S narcissist. But he can't openly say that because that will cause the patient to completely close off and therefor rendering the whole show meaningless.
This faggot's case is so severe that its not possible to solve it in some online interview/talk. Dr.K understood this so he instead used him as a lab rat to showcase his wrongs to the audience who may take away some self reflaction points.
>>713989647he did though. he carefully questioned his narrative to hopefully try and have some sort of breakthrough but it never came. if he went any harder, thor would have shut down.
>>713979261My furchad in Christ you just got off a vacation for for pussy don't do it again we need you against the schizos
>>713992897What the fuck is the point of a talent agency for these people? They own their channels and all its revenue why pay someone to read emails for you when youre online 24/7?
>>713978434Hi mald go rape your ferrets to death nogger
>>713990150This guy is a manufactured tool. In about 8 months, he has reached 20K CCV on twitch. From nothing. This is unheard of. He got 30K paid subs in the first months of his rise. 25K of those are gifted. Around %80 of all his subs are gifted. Guy is a plant. Just look at the 12 month growth
>>713971859first thing that came to mind
>>713966681>Tried to gaslight people into not supporting consumer rights>People respond by shitting on his game>"No, think about how much work it is for people to just have common decency"When you deflect and try to say that it would violate IP laws, because you would have to give up source code, when we already have plenty of examples of games being preserved through server emulation and none of the source code being involved. It is obvious that the intent is not him being mad about developers not wanting or being able to produce the games as they want them, but that they would no longer be able to coerce consumers to abandon products and to move on to the next one, thus maximizing profit. He's a slimy worm and the exact thing people are tired of in the industry. He views a legacy of games as competition, rather then a history to be celebrated. "Don't go back and enjoy previous games, just CONSUME." If anyone tries to tell you that you "Can't get that feeling back", always know that they are scum that wants to keep you ignorant. They don't want you to realize just how bad things have gotten, because if you do, you will stop paying them. Course, we know that isn't actually the case, but that is the intent. Devs that are too afraid of the quality of their current product and don't want to compete with themselves for your dollar. This is even more egregious for him, as the game in question is using your nostalgia for EarthBound to get your money. So he's a hypocrite on top of everything.
>>713994390Look while you may hate Pirate Software, the guy is a social engineer who won Black Badges at Defcon. This isn't something you can dispute , his own team mates can verify the fact that this is what he specialized in and was pretty good at it. Him being able to game the algorithm and come across as le wholesome chungus streamer to the point where most of his subs are gifted doesn't really prove he's part of a corporate conspiracy for success it's more proof of his own ability to manipulate.
The guy is a liar, he's a narcissist who knows how to play people. That's it. There's not greater conspiracy than him being the source of it all.
>>713994943If its that easy to play the system, it wouldn't be this rare.
>>713994943this, i think lex fridman is the more obvious plant
>>713972943The incident reflected Jason Hall's true nature. He is selfish and a coward, in a situation of danger he will leave his allies or friends behind to save himself and then he will try to gaslight the survivors explaining why in fact it was his cowardice was the only logical way out of the situation.
do you still get banned if you post "mana gem" in his chat
>>713995243And if you call him out, he'll threaten you.
>>713995334you get banned for typing the letter m
>>713992617Lex Friedman? Chris WIlliamson? Diary of A CEO? Huberman? Tom Bilyeu?
Just because you are not aware of someone existing doesn't mean they're becoming popular out of nowhere, it's just that you've caught yourself in recency bias.
There are many people I'm hearing about for the very first time constantly, despite having been on the internet for the past ~25 years
And they have had millions upon millions of subscribers and viewers before I discovered them.
You have to take into account what circles you frequent and whether the content they share is anywhere near what you normally look for.
Pirate Software however, is a complete industry plant, he's even tried justifying it on his youtube shorts, how he's "manipulating the algorithm", his ego and narcissism knows no bounds
>>713973056Can any knower actually explain in detail whats so assbusting about animal well to the point it took several people to solve?
>>713995082My guy I work in cyber, I know for a fact that if you get training it's not that hard to lie or manipulate people. Pentester get away with the most ridiculous shit its hilarious. There's a good book called "Influence" by Robert Cialdini that is considered essential reading for social engineers in cyber you should pick up sometime. It is surprisingly easy if you have the right information and training. I am a lot more inclined to believe Pirate just adopted a wholesome persona and got some information on how the algorithm worked by analyzing it or talking to people in the industry and getting info from them vs a plant.
>>713995092I haven't really researched lex but his shilling for Mossad and all of his crazy connections fly way more red flags than Pirate Software. There's definitely a list of things he's afraid of questioning which betrays the fact that he might have handlers or influencers involved
>>713995579Because it was well hidden. Hidden in a way that you can't just randomly stumble over it.
>>713995646That doesnt sound like something you'd need several people to solve, just a pair of eyes.
I get that he still couldnt have noticed it that easily but im curious about the puzzle itself. Give me the rundown.
>>713995579There's a puzzle that a player randomlgets one piece of. The rest are acquired by talking to other players.
>>713966539 (OP)All this dipshit has to do to fix his reputation is hire someone to program his game and stop doing pathetic insecure shit like faking his voice and cheating at puzzle games
>>713995243>the only logical way outIt always cracks me up how much he wants to be seen as this genius intellectual.
I can even hear the Kira song playing in the background whenever I see a picture of him
>>713995579The game is filled with cryptic puzzles.
The rabbit mural as a prime example is a community puzzle where each player gets their own piece to fit onto the mural.
>>713982627>>Steam now: REEEE! Dev did something IRL I don't like,Yeah, like not finishing the game in 9 years? You know that people paid for this both on Steam and on Kickstarter right?
This is a genuine reason for people to be angry and it should be reflected by the reviews. While many may have bombed the reviews because of SKG, it's also perfectly reasonable that people who bought the game remembered
>oh yeah, this guy still didn't finish the gamebecause of SKG.
>>713967130>answers questions and then locks it cause the question is answeredWhy is this a problem?
>>713995762>That doesnt sound like something you'd need several people to solve, just a pair of eyes.You talk like someone who has not seen what you need to do to get to that place, right?
>>713995904Yes, i only ever seen Thor going "WAIT A MINUTE".
>>713995389an, that's truly alding
>>713995579See
>>713984149He noticed that little poster (which is the key to the whole puzzle) virtually immediately when arriving in that area. Then he proceeds to immediately figure out it's related to the length of the blocks. He does some other seemingly random shit that just so happens to give him another piece of the puzzle. All of this also coincided with an entire group of people who found the puzzle's solution around the same time and posted about it.
So either this guy has 300 IQ and there's a bunch of happy coincidences, or he started streaming that game as soon as the solution was posted online. I wonder which.
>>713995949https://youtu.be/i4YnLI6UpTA
>>713995779>>713995808So something like Lost unlock puzzle from The Binding of Isaac?
Nice, it's really coming along today. it's been nearly 10k since I went to bed.
>>713994943The black badge stuff is bs. In defcon he only participated in the puzzle sections with teams of 10+ people, not coding. And he is a absolute dimwit, just look at his code, puzzle game playthroughs or how he completely missed the point of SKG, which might be just malice. His teamates would back him up only because he is a nepobaby and a nerd bully, if someone dared to talk against him he would go out of his way to destroy their lives. I mean this guy employs 15+ mods and a "layer" ffs.
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>>713996873>this shit is going to pass just because pirate software is the biggest faggot in the entire sphereKNEEL TO /OUR/ HEEL
>>713966539 (OP)>yahtzee the snarky nocoding game reviewer has more games finished than this so called legendary codernow that's embarrassing
>>713995579Time to solve puzzle
Entire Animal Well community: week
Maldavius "Thor" FigTree: 2 hours
Yup, he is just that good.
Someone post the newest vid on this drama I can't be assed to search
>>713997693There's a literal website with maldavius furry ERP'ing with a composer guy on telegram. The guy decided it was a good idea to share the ENTIRE FUCKING CHATLOG he had with him on telegram.
>make undertale clone
>make it the most generic clone you could think of.
>even come up with a title that sounds like you could only fine this game in a ghetto dollar store owned by sketchy Chinese family.
How did he trick so many people?
>>713997619youre burring the lead which is it is a puzzle which you only get one fraction of the puzzle per game since it is a community puzzle
>>713997993He's a con man, speak 'con'fidently enough and you'll gain a following.
He'd get far into politics if he wasn't a furry.
>>713992212>but he was still the designated shot caller either way.he wasnt. they didnt talk anything of the sort beforehand. why are you so invested in lying about this?
>>713991345His game even received a abandonment warning from steam once. I think it was very close to 12 months when he did post a single update.
>>713997112Again, he specialized in social engineering and one of his black badges he earned as part of a team. His skills were never very technical. He still got those badges either way. How his skills as hacker overall? Not great, his coding his shit, he probably doesnt know much about hardware if anything at all from what I can tell, but as someone who can manipulate people I can believe that a verifiable narcissist who has a career in cyber could game the algorithm and adopt a persona to get people to gift a bunch of money to his channel. I've known a bunch of those guys over the years and used car salesman could learn a thing or two, it's actually crazy some of the things social engineers can get away with.
>>713998443>Lying about video game drama Lmao yeah I'm not that invested believe me
I mean either way he was calling the shots telling the party to move, if he wasn't the designated shot caller and they just didn't have one then what the fuck what a stupid play having no hierarchy at all going into a raid. They agro'd enemies that began absolutely murdering them, panicked, and Pirate roached out hard refusing to go down with the ship. There was clearly a break down in communication and everyone involved who were clearly filthy tryhards refused to take any kind of accountability and became a huge e drama thing
>>713992257>People can say what they want about Toby Fox, but at least he managed to finish his game*his first game
This nigger is still dick riding kek
>>713999245Toby Fox at least finished his game fuck off loser , I have way more respect for him than this nepobaby loser
>>713998967It's quite hilarious how such a specialist in social engineering is failing at stopping from shooting himself in the foot when dealing with the most inane controversies ever.
>>713999385You misunderstood anon I don't want the faggot above you (you)s
>>713999432I wouldn't call him a specialist, he is just a liar that was pretty much an unknown outside of very small niche communities until like a year ago when he gamed the youtube algorithm using shorts, meaning this is really the first time he has had any actual eyes on him.
>>713999432The weakpoint of a social engineer is everyone knowing how much of a fraud you are, after all. If everyone you call answers “Fuck of Maldavius” your social engineering fails and the mask of confidence can’t influence well.
>>713999432I know right? Problem with Pirate is that he's a narcissist, so he can maybe logically deduce people's emotions and manipulate people in the more immediate sense, but since he lacks any self awareness when it comes to legitimate complaints about his behavior all he can do is double down and hope people are dumb enough to keep supporting him. You can learn how to manipulate people all you want and be very good at it, if you lack the ability to look at yourself in a credible manner other people are going to see through you the second they break through that fake veneer of a personality. After that, people just have a bias against you that you literally cannot lie yourself out of. Also because he takes it so personal, he can't just pivot to any other kind of social engineering just out of pride.
He is clearly not used to public scrutiny, I wonder about the people who know him more personally lmao
>>713999480 I was that anon im just fucking you my guy lol
>>713995579https://youtu.be/h67_o4M9HpY?si=P11mZCmNPK_uvk-I
TL:DR He first tried a incredibly cryptic puzzle, made up of multiple incredibly cryptic puzzles, that took the whole community working together to first discover.
How many names does he have? PirateSoftware, Thor, Maldavius Figtree, Jason. What else?
>>714000449Faggot, cockmongler, ferret slayer etc
He has many
>>714000449I go with "that faggot from YT shorts that I blocked" usually
>>713992212>none of the players wanted to admit fault like a bunch of spoiled little kidsDid this retard even watch the VoD? They literally admit fault lmao. Pirate doesn't until he's pressured.
>>714000108>so he can maybe logically deduce people's emotionsbut he can't, the only reason people like him is because he made a false image of him being this smart rational guy with years of industry experience since he worked at Blizzard you know via YT shorts and edited videos of his streams, and his streams are so long no one actually pay attention, it's when he tries to argue something specific he falls apart, so he isn't a good manipulator he was basically just lucky he kept the charade up for this long
>>713995579Animal well has the main gain, some decent puzzles, fun adventure, etc. You don't need to be smart to finish the main game. Post game is an ARP, people solved it in a few weeks. But someone solving parts of it alone in rapid succession is a bit eyebrow raising.
>>713967130This has been his strategy for the past few years.
Don't respond to anything, just ban/block as many people as possible and play the victim on hyper-ambiguous circumstances when you're forced into giving a statement.
>>714000647>They literally admit fault lmaoThey both "admit fault" without actually admitting fault. Yeah I watched the vid and I know the tryhard archetype far too well.
>Like yeah I did this wrong BUT what about...It's the same shit every time. Which is why that entire controversy started, it was just an endless spiral of "no u" from a gaggle of tryhard faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZvK6BvktLw
>wait a minute that key
>looks down to check guide on phone
>chat... CHAT, I figured it out
>>714000354>making well thought 5-10 minute video that shows every aspect of the puzzle in concise way and shows how he couldnt have done it reasonably the first timelame
>making 1 hour low effort video with jumping from topic to topic and barely explaining anythingreal shit
>>713984149Kek, even when he points it out it’s not even clear what the solution is. There is zero chance you’d just randomly notice that and then believe it with such conviction.
>>714000667>the only reason people like him is because he made a false image of him being this smart rational guy with years of industry experience since he worked at Blizzard you know via YT shorts and edited videos of his streamsHe also cultivated himself as the heckin wholesome streamer through community interactions which clearly means he knows how to recognize people's emotions even if he can't fully empathize with them nor have any sense of self awareness. There is such a thing as logical empathy , which isn't actual empathy it's just being able to deduce emotions.
>so he isn't a good manipulator he was basically just lucky he kept the charade up for this longYeah no he still has a dedicated fan base of people who defend him and give him money , his career is far from over. He actually is a good liar, up until the point people see through him and he refuses to pivot to a different schtick
>>713997993I recall the clip where he's defending Palworld by calling it "a remix game" and claiming that everyone in the industry does "remix games". Really has a different meaning now knowing about his own game projects.
>>713967202Needs more bass boost
>>714000839No the shot caller literally admits that it was his fault and whoever extra pulled does the same thing too after doubting his own actions. The only person that's not really at fault is the healer and maybe the tank.
I literally have a static and raid(not WoW) and that's how normal people usually admit fault and get over it. First you start with skepticism then double check if you're sure then say shit sorry was actually my fault or whatever. The only person that's really not admitting fault is Pirate and his shit didn't involve anything accidental; was all deliberate because he's a fucking pussy and this isn't the first time he acts like this in an MMO. Either way you don't do this kind of socialization and it shows.
>>713999432people who are really good at it tend to stay out of the public eye or at least adopt another persona so their tricks work. they completely fall apart when they go public.
>>713994943I'm still amazed people believe him after seeing his game code.
>>714000667>he isn't a good manipulatorThe whole shtick that got him popular was using YT shorts to market himself as a game design guru by explaining simple concepts in charismatic ways to people who don't understand the subject matter and won't know if he's right or wrong. That's master manipulation right there.
>>713966539 (OP)https://files.catbox.moe/73l0tz.mp4
>>714001791Devs were our allies back then. yea I would sign that. But they are not anymore.
>>714001791That tweet is exactly the shit he says on a daily basis, verbatim.
>>714001791>To the people disagreeing with in the comments: I am smart>your argument is invalid
>>713967130He could just lock his Steam forums for a while citing harassment instead of doing all of these bans. People would still see through it but it'd at least look less retarded.
>>714001791He has a black belt in choking down corpo cock, this faggot really needs to kill himself
>>714001791People should have figured him from shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4odWfYfLGAg
>>714001958>Alicefag>Good postWoah, the times they are a changing
>>713966754>dog is drawn in the fury artstyleoh.....oh no
>>714001791lmao wat for real? Like even if we assume that what he says here is true and is as impressive as it sounds and not misrepresented or exaggerated to feed his own ego, what he's saying is that he specializes in cybersecurity, but it's completely unrelated with actually making games or "being a dev" as he says.
>>713994943>who won Black Badges at DefconYou can just buy them
>>714002406But he won them
>>713980983the nose is a dead giveaway
>>714002343He built some weird parasocial following and so he can say whatever he wants now and they'll continue worshipping him.
>>714002175>He could just lock his Steam forums for a while citing harassment instead of doing all of these bans.It's 100% intentional. I wouldn't be surprised if he's looking for any matching Twitch accounts so he could report or ban that lmao.
https://files.catbox.moe/pnmcya.mp4
>>714001791>his game code.He wasn't a coder he was a social engineer, and it shows since his technically knowledge is dog shit and he's very prolific liar at this point. Idk why people assume people in cyber are good guys , very often they're more psychopathic than a lot of cops from what I've experienced anyways
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>>713984149>pirate software the day after they prove the goldbach conjecture
>>714002406Yeah but he actually did win them, one of which was part of a team you can just verify. I think it was a team from CTF's and I don't know what social engineers do in a CTF but I assume he did at least play a part
>>714002581He is such a a fucking faggot I hope one of the ferrets he shoves up his ass tear a hole in his colon
>>714002596No. He's said he used to reverse engineer "code caves" when working at Blizzard for warden. You're just going by retarded hearsay. He claims to be a god coder.
>>714002581>I worked at bl-And closed
Fuck this faggot already
>>713974235because youtube is shilling his videos and he pretends to be an expert of everything in reality he can't he finish a shitty rpgmaker game in 10 years
At a certain point the constant hate becomes ineffective.
Pirate is an egotistical fag. There is no way he backs down no matter what happens so shit like this seems pointless.
>>714003168And people still fellate his shit crusted furry dick
>>713966539 (OP)Like Chester Bennington? Don't know where you guys get the idea that you get back at someone doing that, but when did it so hard he killed himself, I was like "Uhhh OK lol."
https://steamcommunity.com/app/567380/discussions/0/
lol
lamo
>>713981842>Toby doesn't publish low effort soulless garbage like this game.
>>714002872>He claims to be a god coder.Yeah he claims to be lmao. He won Black Badges for crypto puzzles and as a social engineer for a CTF team as the designated social engineer , so I'm gonna guess his main ability is social engineering considering he's one of the most prolific liars in the internet right now. I'm not going by hearsay, him being a social engineer is the only thing I can really go off of by evidence because his coding is terrible and none of the actual citable evidence of his career shows him having any skills besides puzzle solving and social engineering. From what I've seen, the guy would probably struggle to make a basic XSS payload let alone all the crazy things he claims to be able to do
It's really funny watching his videos where he said they fixed some bug at Blizzard, knowing he touched the code exactly 0 times
>>714003191This is for our own enjoyment. We haven't had any real lolcows in years.
>>714003593All I'm saying is I can't believe people still believe this guy after seeing his game code, when he claims to be reverse engineering and patching hacks and shit when he worked at Blizzard, or worked at a power plant etc...
We all know he's fucking lying, which is why I'm even more confused by his support.
The Animal Well thing is so fucking funny, I wish he had played Fez too.
>finds the black monolith
>chat... okay chat... waiiiiit a minute...
>triggers the combination first try
>>714001036>>714001145Video above is the same as well. His detractors seem incapable of making a coherent video
>>714001791What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?
>>714003939Because before showing his shit code, he gave everyone a primer where he talked about Undertale's amateur code and how it's a massively successful game anyways. The gaslight was getting everyone to believe "This is normal and acceptable for a professional. Actually, I'm a genius for not doing it better".
https://steamcommunity.com/id/Kundentelefon/recommended/567380/
>>714002343Everyone working anywhere near the game studio is counted as a dev these days. QA are devs. Security guards are devs. Localizers are devs. Internal IT are devs
I bet journalists would even call HR devs these days
>>714001958I'm saving this for when the USfags enter the SKG threads from time to time.
>>714003378>Like Chester Bennington?the guy who was sexually abused as a child?
no, not like Chester.
Jason is closer to being the guy who abuses children.
>>714001958very very good
>>713966865TOBY DOESN'T FUCK DOGS
>>714001791Literal navy seal copypasta tier good lord
>>713985894I'm updating my shitpost txt, thanks.
>>714004793Yeah, he's more of a doe boy
>>713980983It's the mouth and the eyes.
>>713966754That ain't a dog, that is some furry who is larping as a dog.
>>713968414Ah I just remember people memeing about it but I always thought eh game where you die you die hes in the right for saving himself but that hover over the mana shit really shows he himself how keenly aware of his capabilities to assist but ACTIVELY chose not to.
I dont know or care about the eceleb shit but what a fucking retard choosing to keep a character alive in a game where autists can break down each step of failure.
>>714001958>the split second of the furry in the corner of his vision when he enterskek
>>714004117What the fuck did you just say about my code, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I’ve been in the gaming industry for over 20 years. I was the Lead of Application Security at Blizzard Entertainment, a Senior Red Team Specialist, and I’ve got three black badges from DEF CON, the hacker equivalent of Olympic gold. I am the final form of a security giga-chad.
You are nothing to me but just another script kiddie. I will ban you from the fucking internet with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in cyberspace, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me in my wheelhouse?
Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of admins across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, armchair warrior. Your online presence is fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can doxx you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my laptop.
You're fucking dead, kiddo. Eat my entire ass.
>>713966754>We have Eddsworld at home
>>713979027But Interplay made both wasteland and fallout. Toby "Hack" Fox didn't do shit with Earthbound, only made a shitty hack for it and then ripped it off completely with Undertale. Nice analogy you got there buddy, thanks for confirming that he indeed did make a ripoff.
>>714001958DON'T CLICK
THIS IS DOLPHIN PORN
Pretty sure this guy raped a weasel until it died. And his Undertale fan game has been in early access with minimal changes for like, 8 years now? Insanely long time for any game to be in dev, let alone this tiny shit.
Those are both valid reasons to dislike someone. I think him being an insufferable compulsive liar with the ego of a king didn't help but lots of people are stupid pricks, not everyone is also trying to scam you out of money.
but he's probably got a mentally ill audience that will never turn on him even if he goes and rapes THEIR weasels to death so whatever.
>>714003939>which is why I'm even more confused by his support.Again, as a dude who works in cyber, it is far easier to fool people than you think. It doesn't even matter what level of intelligence a person has, social engineering plays on parts of human psychology which are largely automatic responses or rely on unconscious biases people have and aren't aware of. If you're interested there's three points id highlight as to why you might be confused which might explain some of what this guy relies on
There's 3 things Thor relies on for social engineering most of the time. It's authority, likeability, and the natural tendency for people to double down. The first is authority, he loves to come across as a business insider and expert in all things relating to cyber and game dev as well as flash his credentials. This makes people trust him automatically in the same way seeing a doctor in his full dress would in a hospitable , it's less about ability and more about an image. The second is likeability, he tries to play to the mood of a certain "chill" persona and match the mood of his audience and while citing authority a lot tries to also play up how "relatable" and "down to earth" he is constantly being a hard worker and so humble and all. This makes people put their guard down since they can relate to him on some level which makes him seem more human. The 3rd thing Thor really exploits is the natural tendency for people to ALWAYS double down on their judgements. People judged pirate as a good, wise, authoritative guy and since they've already made that decision, even in the face of evidence, they have a strong tendency to double down on that judgement. This is also a reason why he doubles down while being caught, because it create a feed back loop for those people who have the same bias. It's the same thing you see in families who defend members who are abusive or cults.
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>>714005696Unironically what he tweeted (he deleted it)
>>714006265Probably. The reality of people like DSP managing to stick around for years and years despite having a dwindling fanbase just meant that the fanbase he had left is even more mentally ill. It will be the same for Pirate Software, but the dude is quite dependent on having a certain level of cash flow considering he pays his mods.
>>713969562>for money reasons he hides itno, he is obnoxious FOR money and you probably are significantly worse if you can't even fucking see that.
>>714005953>But Interplay made both wasteland and falloutDifferent dev teams and you're missing the point, people are allowed to be inspired by other works without being called a rip off. I guess the entire fantasy genre is a rip off of Tolkien then huh? Lovecraft ripped off Chambers, Shakespeare ripped off Ovid and Homer, etc
>>714006265>Pretty sure this guy raped a weasel until it diedWouldn't surprise me if the weasel he stuck up his ass crawled up deep inside him and took control of his body like a meat Gundam. Dude looks like a fucking weasel.
>>714004793>jew doesn't fuck dogsSure buddy
>>714005953You're really grasping at straws here.
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Why does his game maker code look worse than a first year CS student's?
>>713966754>when the artist is such a faggot the dog just looks like a straight up guy wearing a dog suit
>>714001958well I guess it will have to be his remaining family members who will sign that petition
>>714001958Link doesn't work
>>713966754Something about this artstyle is indescribably foul but i really cannot put into words wh-
>>713973728Nevermind, he described it perfectly
>>714007326>if>if>if>switch>case>switch>case>switch>caseShit man, this is the type of shit I did when I started learning how to code in highschool.
>>714007415It does, your government just decided to block the website.
>>714007326It is literally impossible to do dialogue trees any other way
>>713974235he's fun to hate
>>713978434>but because the average consumer DOES NOT CARETrying to get terminally online spergs to understand that is impossible.
>>714007518Son of a bitch , you're right
>>714007619It can't be helped.
>>714007693How the fuck am I supposed to keep track everything this dog shit government blocks?
>>714007326This makes evaxephon look like a savant.
>>714001791this guys a faggot but isnt this obvious sarcasm
>>714001791I'm pretty sure this guy is a fraud.
>>714007787Incel nazi misogynist garbage
>>714007693>deadI laughed. Why delete post
>>713977124>with minor changes for the sake of not getting listed as "abandoned"by Steam.can steam list your game as abandoned? why and what are the consequences of that?
>>713970039>The right is a lot more tolerant of less popular opinions like being pro abortionThat's not true.
>>714007951If a game is in early access and goes a long time without updates steam puts a warning on the storepage. More than likely to give people heads up in the case of a dev cutting and running.
>>714007951"Early access" games now have a warning on their store page if they have not received an update for several months. Maldivus started pushing tiny non-updates (updated localization files tier stuff) as soon as this rolled out.
>>714002240>admits hes a QA bitch on accident>a problem that only exists for AAA since any smaller team would notice/already know>this is being peddled for advice for indiesHow can anyone I mean ANYONE who is actually deving take this tard seriously?
>>713969562>But the left hates him so he sells himself as right wing/alt right.Most of the people on the right are people who were pushed there from the left, effectively the group they wanted to stand with pushed them out of the circle. Prolly for the best anyway as the left was all for keeping slavery around and would you look at that, they want to segregate people again.
>>714008206He markets to nodevs who don't know better. All the friends I have who are in game dev or have programming jobs were calling him a nepobaby before the drama took place.
>wait a minute...
what a retard lmao
>>713978832My father always told me "dont think of malice when someone acts wrong because most of the time it's just ignorance or stupidity" whenever someone fucked up badly. But I this case Jason it's acting on malice, not narcissistic, not stupid but with evil intent. In this case trying to kill SKG is probably an industry mandate, he's a gaming corpo plant and I bet my left nut he's getting paid/encouraged by the big bois to muddy the waters and sow dissent. The cognitive dissonance is strong in this case, he calles himself Pirate Software yet he doesn't believe you should get what you pay for.
>>713978317And youtubers couldn't blame themselves for not doing their due dilligence and just taking the word of some random guy? Youtubers are fucking cancer. For whatever reason, everybody's suddenly lobotimized whenever Youtubers open their mouths.
>>713966539 (OP)I genuinely i have no idea what this is and have no idea who this eceleb is. You all are underage and will have to go back to school in two months. Think about that
>>713968414I think he was right.
When the Raid Leader says:
>RUN, RUN, RUN!!!That's a bail out call.
Others have said there's something he could've done as the mage, but a couple WoW players I watched afterwards disagreed and said he made the right call.
He'd had gotten so much farther if we went full villain mode after this and just said:
>Hey, it's hardcore baby and you told me to run. I'm not losing my 60 hour investment over your bad calls
>>713978709>a lot of porn is in 4chan>Texas rules it's illegal to browse 4chan without an ID>mutts go to prison and 4chan is cleansed.Kino incoming
>ermmmm actually.... it's not a ripoff because he got INSPIRED by it
>stopping grasping at straws dude even thought im the one that is actually clutching them
concession accepted, i won
>>714008515>He markets to nodevs who don't know betterI am a nodev. I will never be a dev and I figured it out in seconds that this is beyond retarded advice
>>713973113You missed the part where the Raid Leader says "RUN, RUN, RUN!", the Hunter that pulled the additional pack while everyone was retreating, and the absolute sperg-out that took place after the fact.
Nobody normal plays WoW Hardcore, they're not even good at the game.
>>713966754thats a very fuckable dog.
>>714008930He dumped them on purpose because he was already tilted from a previous, nearly wiped run and wanted to 'teach them a lesson'. That's it, it was never panic or confusion. He fed his guildmates to the wolves because he wanted to.
>>713980983>It kinda looks anthro?its the hind legs
>>713978709>Heh Rightoids are more susceptible to outrage bait and culture war shit>NOOOOOOO NOT MY PORNHUB! THE EVIL NAZIS ARE TAKING AWAY MY PORNHUB!lol
>>713978317>someone tries to spark a movement that goes against your interests>act like a huge confrontational faggot and start shit with them publicly>they rebuke your bullshit and make fun of you, as expected>start crying about being harassed and emphasis how many death threats you got in your DMs>accuse the movement of being a targeted hate campaign against using it's original purpose as a trojan horse>white knights come to your aid>news outlets and influrencers are now afraid to touch the topic because they don't want to be associated with a possible hate campaign>movement loses traction and dies>any attempt to revive a call for the change it was asking for will now forever be met with allegations that you're gaslighting people into supporting hate speechWorks every time.
pirate software is a faggot forever
>>714008994>mutts leave 4chan>it is 99% the same>euros have to concede it was all jews/indians/south americans or maybe even... euros themselves
>>714009057>I will never be a devThat's the difference between you and the audience. The audience are nodevs with starry eyed dreams of some day being devs. They are easily persuaded by flowery words from people telling them that it's easy and anyone can do it as long as you learn to think like them.
>>713991942>>713992674He was a gay furry on Second Life. There is a high chance he was involved in underage roleplay on there at some point.
>>714009734>The audience are nodevs with starry eyed dreams of some day being devsthose poor lazy retarded assholes. You are either a yesdev or a nodev. Watching some retard give bad nontechnical advice isn't going to help
Heartbound is what happens when some faggot with no talent sees a piece of shit (Undertale) and decides to make an even worse version of it except he'd rather get eternal soibux instead of finishing it
>>714009850>second life>underagelol
>>714009850That's based thoughever, if it was with girls
>>714009250Oh like the guy who wiped his party on the four horsemen?
If that's really the case, then again, I wish he'd embrace it. Old school WoW players love an unapologetic villain.
>>714009956>furfags>female>second life furfags at thatlol
>>714010035I hope he does a huge press tour as an anti stop killing games fag and leans into the heel the movement needs
>>714009850He was involved with an underaged individual, the kid was contributing to his skin selling business or something.
>>714009941It was years ago at this point. Before VRChat was around, Second Life was the only option. It was actually a big problem on there for a while.
>>714010043Second Life is full of actual females, but they all suck shit at making avatars.
There's no proof that Toby Fox is a jew.
Otherwise the church in Deltarune would be a synagogue.
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>>714010771>There's no proof that Toby Fox is a jewthere is tons. Consider evidence A
>>714009013isn't that the same "argument" tobey uses for his shitty plaigarized music?
>>714011242probably. I hate them both so go fuck yourself
>>714010771Sneedson writers are based jews and show the yellow fellows go to some undefined protestant christian church, sir.
>>714011242LOL very well spoken. Tobias Fox, more like FAUX because hes a faker hack ripoff!
>>714011213Uh... is it a "he looks like one!" joke, or is there actually something in the image the actually proves he is one?
>>714011615concession accepted