Thread 713967925

Post your favorite game from the year you were born, or I'll blow your fuckin brains out.

>>713967925 (OP)
blow me haha

Kill me Revy

Revy should sit on my face

>>713967925 (OP)
Pull the fucking trigger. I'm ready to get off this ride.
Here it is anyway.

>>713968205
you have to be 18 to post on this website

>>713967925 (OP)
>if I close the tab and hide the thread she can't no longer see me and blow my brains out
Yep, that's what I'm going to do.

What does Revy smell like?

>>713968349
Balalaika's poo

>>713968313
Quick math question: What is 25 minus 7?

>>713968349
Gunpowder and cigarettes.

>>713968349
a thick, pungent stench of musky sweat, like a heavy blanket weighing down the air. a deep, earthy, salty smell, the kind that came from pores clogged with dirt and grime. cutting through it like a razor blade is the unmistakable sharpness of spirits, whiskey and rum, their astringency burns the nose. a dense fog of bitter, acrid smoke flows from her, clinging to every nearby surface. you cough and rub your eyes, as it leaves a thick tasting film on your tongue. the sharp, metallic smell of gunpowder pierces through the others, reminding you of the danger you're in

>>713968392
you think you can talk to me like that you little whippersnapper? ya scallywag?

>>713967925 (OP)
Just fucking end it Revy

>>713968205
Ain't no way you were born in 2007.
That's grim.

There were not a lot of good options, so I'll go with this one because I went on to play a lot of Koei games.

I'm too young to play games that old

This or Unreal World, I guess.

>>713967925 (OP)
Either this or Mario 3

>>713968462
I have working knees and no back pain.

>>713968473
I was. Even though I don't feel much affinity for my generation since I can write in full sentences.

>>713967925 (OP)
I'm baiting, but could you imagine?

>>713967925 (OP)
...or RE1make, I've replayed prime more though

>>713968473
That was 18 years ago moron

>>713968549
WHO WANTS
TO LIVE
FOREVAAAAAAAAAAAH?!

>>713967925 (OP)
Motherfucking BATTLETOADS
also Бaлaлaйкa > Revy

>>713968662
It was released 18 years ago. Yes, I can imagine.

>>713968698
Thanks Captain Obvious

>>713967925 (OP)
SONIC ADVENTURE

Born on exact day this was released in Japan

>>713967925 (OP)
resident evil 3 and silent hill

I don't particularly like anything made in 1989

>>713967925 (OP)
Banjo-Kazooie

>>713967925 (OP)
Revy was hot but this show was fucking stupid because they'd all just shoot at each other repeatedly and miss everything. The chainsaw lady was hot too.

>>713967925 (OP)
Mortal Kombat 1 (Real) Johnny is still the best character decades later btw

Now give me frenzied Roberta sexo or give me DEATH

>>713967925 (OP)
Im too old, the games were shit then

>>713967925 (OP)
Counter Strike, first beta public release to be exact

>>713967925 (OP)
If your birth year begins with "20" your opinion is irrelevant.

definitely starting to feel old

>>713969507
bro watched the first e3 at an anthenian amphitheater

>>713967925 (OP)
doom
that was easy

>>713968349
You would think this >>713968440
But you have to remember she regularly showers. So the answer is surprisingly clean and feminine, betraying her exterior personality.

>>713967925 (OP)
Ah, Balalaika my waifu, save me!

>>713967925 (OP)
>Post your favorite game from the year you were born
My favorite game from when I was between 0 and 1 years old? Are you retarded?

>>713969879
You never played an old game? Are you retarded?

Super Xevious

Probably the Oregon Trail or Mario 1 or Excitebike

>>713967925 (OP)
Best girl

>>713969941
I'm old and I have no patience for you whippersnapper cumrags that were literally born yesterday.

Damn, I don't remember Misato being so rude...

>>713969879
>Actual retard calling other people retarded
A tale as old as time itself.

>>713970041
Heh

Bubble Bobble or Outrun. Can't choose. WON'T choose.

My mommy remembers me staying up late playing this and the soundtrack “living in the city!”

>>713970041
That's revy, anon...

If you were born after 1991 SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP. Your opinion DOES NOT AND NEVER WILL matter.

If you were born after 1990 SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP. Your opinion DOES NOT AND NEVER WILL matter.

If you were born after 1989 SHUT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK UP. Your opinion DOES NOT AND NEVER WILL matter.

>>713967925 (OP)
Contra
>>713968440
mfw

I wish I was born after the '90s. I can't stand my body and spirit crumbling down.

>>713967925 (OP)
Post more Revy

how the fuck am i supposed to choose from this

>>713967925 (OP)
>1999
Silent Hill
Resident Evil 3
System Shock 2
Thief Gold

What can I say, I'm a horrorGOD.

>>713970529
Duke3d

>>713967925 (OP)
Normally I'd deliberately refuse to answer so as to receive the sweet bliss of death, but just this once I'll play along

>>713970529
For me its civ 2. Played that a lot

>>713969794
damn that sounds hot 2bh

>>713969507
What the hell is that?

>>713970529
>played through 90% of those
gaming was so good

>>713967925 (OP)
palantir thread

>>713970735
A computer. A really ancient computer.

>>713967925 (OP)
I don't particularly have any strong feelings for the games released this year, but I'm pretty sure this is the first video game I've played so I'm gonna roll with it out of respect.

>>713969635
kek

God I wish Russians were real

If we go by earliest release date (Japan), then it's A Link to the Past.

If it's by my region, the Sonic the Hedgehog.

>>713967925 (OP)
just pull the damn trigger, lady

Black Lagoon's EN dub is better than JP.

>>713970668
No shadow Tower? Shame, its the best of the bunch

For me it's half life

>>713971493
Still never watching your Mongoloid mutt dub

>>713968662
That was very upsetting until I unspoilered the text. Then I realized that Halo 3 was 17 years ago and got upset again. Please don't do that.

>>713971493
Any dub that has Brad Swaile is a 10/10

>>713967925 (OP)
Manga end never ever.

It's still pretty good.

>>713971723
Haven’t played it, yet.

golden axe 2
a link to the past
metal storm
street fighter 2

>>713967925 (OP)
I've only played the remake though.

>>713971493
It ruins the Japan scenes. GIBBU, GIBBU!

>>713968370
I heard this game only sold 300k units, I swear I've seen it in every garage sale.

>>713969815
4/10

>>713971493
normalfaggot opinion doesn't matter. Thank god for /v/eddit for containing your normie ass.

>>713967925 (OP)
Tetris.

>>713967925 (OP)
>1997
Fallout 1

>>713972849
I was afraid I was winning. Glad you stopped in.

>le stronk girlboss with a thundercunt personality mixed race mutt who's stronger and better than all the men because... she just is and dykes out with all the other le stronk girlbosses
I will never understand why you retards actually like this awful show.

>>713973102
Literally everything else? For me it's Lotton the Wizard.

Sorry for not being older

>>713967925 (OP)
age of empires 2

>>713969794
mostly because she wants rock to fuck her.

>>713973102
Guns and tiddies, anon. Sometimes knives. Don't make me question your heterosexuality any further.

>>713970529
quake

>>713973102
actually retard, she's 'two hands' because she learnt how to shoot from a john wu, chow yun fat gangster. and she remains a shittier version of him. even though he's like 50 when we see him and she's a fit 20 something.
she also loses to a bunch of other people.

System Shock or Super Metroid, depending on how I'm feeling that day.

>>713967925 (OP)
I'm not sure what came out in 1988. The original Mario?

>>713967925 (OP)
Either Alone in the Dark or Sonic 2.

>>713973830
super mario bros 2-3
Altered Beast
Megaman 2
Robocop

Did the Black Lagoon mango ever get finished?

>>713967925 (OP)
Used goods

GG ez

>>713967925 (OP)
How the fuck was I supposed to play vidya at minus nine months old

>>713974374
lol no
it's had 9 chapters since miura died, but there was recently news that it's coming back from hiatus next month, but it'll probably be a short lived return just like every other time

>>713972704
Confirmation bias.

>>713974746
Hello darkness my old friend
I'm back on the w8 again
I won't read it til it's finished
Even though my life will be extinguished
And the stories that were planted in my brain
Still remain
Within the tag "ongoing"

>>713973102
>mixed race mutt
she's fully Chinese by blood, just raised in NY

>>713974746
making out with Revy
sucking Rey's boobs
licking Revy's abs
making Revy sit on my face and call me daddy

>>713967925 (OP)
The first Resident Evil.

>>713974374
Rumors is that this will be the final arc, Cartel vs Roanapur. Hopefully it'll be finished within the next decade and before Rei Hiroe ends up like Miura

Some really good games posted itt I forgot what board this was

>>713967925 (OP)
Dragon's Lair

Tetris and River City Ransom

1989

Venezuelan pussy.

Its an actual crime we never got a single Black Lagoon game.

Mega Man 2

>>713979315
how do you even make the boss fights work in a shoot 'em up? human bosses in shooting games need a reason why they can't just die from a single head shot :)

>>713979462
Why would it need to be realistic? You'd just do the boss fights like Max Payne did.

Battetanx
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWZokV_CWw

I was born in the absolute best year for videogames

>>713968304
mein nieger

>>713967925 (OP)
I entered this godforsaken earth the same day/year peak was released

>>713967925 (OP)
easy

>>713972205
Based and same-age pilled

>>713967925 (OP)
It's not like I've played many games from that year, but I suppose I have to go with this (and I have played the actual arcade).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzsqx5uXmpA

>>713967925 (OP)
this or punch out but I never beat punch out