Thread 713983589

>The enemys strongest wizard has arrived
>You look through your telescope and see.This
How do you respond?

why is the most powerful mage in a wheelchair

>>713983589 (OP)
I would assume he is a lazy fuck. Surely he isnt a cripple and just likes to sit down, cause any wizard that can summon a magical floating wheelchair can also heal a broken leg.

>>713983589 (OP)
>How do you respond?

>>713983589 (OP)
why doesn't he just use his magic to fly instead of creating a magic wheelchair

>>713983589 (OP)
>How do you respond?
why the fuck does the magic chair have wheels at least make a hover pod and go full frieza.

>>713983589 (OP)
>wizard is comfymaxxing in his la-z-boy while chuds are left to walk on the dirt
ummm based?

>>713983898
>any wizard that can summon a magical floating wheelchair can also heal a broken leg
depends on the setting, mages can't heal in wow

>>713984606
To remind the disabled even in videogames there is no escape.

>>713983589 (OP)
what the hell is this trend?

>>713984841
Good things theres no Druid (Restoration), Paladin (Holy), Priest (Discipline and Holy), Shaman (Restoration), Monk (Mistweaver), and Evoker (Preservation) in this setting that can do it.

>>713984841
mages can absolutely heal in wow

He can sustain a conjured wheelchair during a raid but can't fix his legs or magically enhance his legs to be able to support him walking for a period of time?

>>713983823
Maybe his back hurts

>>713983589 (OP)
>But I thought you said he was a wizard, all I see is a paladin!

the guy who controlled time to de-age his entire body

>>713985091
it's okay when japan does it

>>713985296
or just fucking FLOAT???

Why a wheelchair though? Why something so blatantly anachronistic and bulky and boring?

You should be able to cast a spell that wraps around your legs and moves them and supports you as you walk/run as if your legs were fine. That would be cool and it would bring the mage on par with other non-crippled mages.

>>713985408
But she can walk right? I always thought that she was just very fragile

>could summon any monster in a whim
>could summon a headless bull, engulfed his half body, and become a centaur with 2 cocks
>chose a shitty cuckstoel on wheels
idk, leftists aren't very bright, are they?

>>713983589 (OP)
>Game has gotten so bad Asmongold doesn't even react to it anymore
Grim

>>713983898
Healing is the domain of the gods wizlet.
Stay in your lane.

>>713985472
imo that means the cripples now have an advantage over characters that use their legs to get around, in which case why not have all of them float around?

>>713983589 (OP)
>The strongest mage of today
>Wheelchair is floating
So does Khadgar move like this in battle?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5BiVHT2Stxo

>>713983589 (OP)
>too lazy to create a new asset
>solid color + opacity

>>713985472
But he is floating, that chair isnt touching the ground

>>713983589 (OP)
why not just float?

>>713983589 (OP)
is this good or bad representation? I assume a shitton of paraplegic people play WoW, does seeing this make them feel represented or does it just remind them of their own shitty body?

Either way I don't care, I'm just happy disabled people get to play games, accessibility features are great

>>713983589 (OP)
Arcane stairs

>>713985408
I'm pretty sure that's Korea

>>713983589 (OP)
>conjure up a wheel chair
What a waste of mana. Why not idk get a gnome to make you some mechanical legs. There are plenty of fucking enemies with them. WTF blizzard

>>713985685
so give them a speed penalty, and a lower weight capacity

>>713985408
This is okay because I want to huff her shoes

>>713985756
that's just the sims 2 rendering engine bugging out

>>713985805
I'm sure they appreciate the effort but feel weird because everyone else sees it as unnecessary and unwanted (likely shared by the wheelchair-bound person as well, when they think about it).

>>713985408
Isn't she a backline support and not someone who actually rolls up with a gun in battle?

Man I just know XIV is doa when we got daily seething wow threads about a non numbered patch.

Karma is based

>>713985987
>rolls up
kek

>>713983589 (OP)
This is based if he's taking the piss and having a laugh. Obviously that's not Blizzard's intent, but it's the sort of thing Khadgar would do

>>713983589 (OP)
>disabled wizard
Sure
>wheelchair wizard
Sure
>floating wheelchair wizard
Why does it have wheels?

Cripples are a cool concept in gaming but if you are just going to fucking sprinkle a cure all over it without any mechanical differences it just becomes a visual aesthetician with 0 substance. WoW is faggot shit anyway like all mmos regardless. I also don't get the idea of self inserting your disabilities into fiction. I'd play a crippled for the added change in a game not because I have 0 imagination and wanna self insert, that's fuckijg cringe.

>>713986023
>Karma is based
It was worth it. summer 2021 was a hell of a time to be playing xiv.

>>713983823
Big bad blew up dalaran using some macguffin that can absorb magic. He turned himself into magic somehow and went into the macguffin to survive and is freed later but is at deaths door. Anduin reconnects with the light and heals him
So ignoring why Anduin didn’t heal him to full and it being an arcane construct instead of an actual chair, it does make a degree of “sense” at least in terms of Warcraft

>>713986220
what the fuck am I reading here

In a world where magic and gods are real somehow the concept of needing a wheelchair seems a little silly

>>713986218
flying carpet would be cool than lame cuckstole on wheels
omg I fucking hate basedlinneal these days, it's literally a flat rectangular shape with simple cloth physics, I don't even want half centaur creature thing

Why are these people trying to validate and glorify weaknesses?

>>713986393
/wowg/

>>713986218
Cause it's funny

>>713983589 (OP)
It's weird, because on a conceptual level I'm ready to accept this idea, but something just feels wrong about it. It makes sense because he's a powerful wizard, but the way they did it feels incredibly faggy to me. In contrast, I kind of liked what Touhou manga (please forgive me for troonhou as an example) did with Okina, who's basically a lazy bastard god. It doesn't really feel forced, because the character was already sitting half the time. Moreover, she's apparently supposed to also be a god for the disabled in Shinto, so it fits her character. She can stand up if she wants to, but she'd rather laze around, and it also symbolizes the people she blesses. It also looks kinda aesthetic. Meanwhile, Khadgar's wheelchair has neither style nor any substance. It is an entirely subjective opinion, but I can't help but think it feels stupid and it bothers me to no end.

>>713985805
>Ah I see that even in world of warcraft I would still be disabled.
Nice fantasy killer, I could realistically believe that if I was in the wow setting I could be a paladin smiting hordes of undead.
Not if I'm disabled though, I'd still be wheelchair bound.

>>713983589 (OP)
Why the wheels if it's levitating?

>>713986395
It kind of works if you're a peasant or newbie adventurer, but any adventurer who gets paralyzed or maimed would probably work towards having an exoskeleton, prosthetics, regeneration spell or a magical, mobile mount.

???

>>713983589 (OP)
>giant flying airships and other fantasy shit
:l
>disabled person uses contraption to assist movement
>:O

>>713986549
They don't want you to have an escape from reality anymore, and they don't want you being inspired by heroic figures.
You WILL love the characters that represent the oppressed minorities of the United States and you WON'T ask for straight white male characters.

>>713983589 (OP)
>The solution to lack of leg use literally hovers
>No contact with the ground whatsoever
>Still design it in the image of a wheelchair for some reason
You know, if they're gonna pander for the sake of diversity, I wish they'd at least get creative with it.

>>713985805
pretty sure people with that disability aren't fucking retarded and look at it like
>why the FUCK would I even make a magical FLYING WHEELCHAIR if I was some kind of arcane master????????

>>713986708
A flying wheel chair anon. WHEEL chair that flys

>>713983589 (OP)
I'd be cooler if the legs were cut and have them replaced with magical limbs instead

>>713986778
>creative
nah you're gonna see all the people you hate IRL who bitch nonstop be the heroes in your games because white people need to be taken down a notch...

>>713983589 (OP)
Guy can astral project his own wheelchair he's pretty fucking powerful

>>713985472
I do wish more games with magic just had a spell that let you ethereally float a couple feet off the ground.
Playing Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous as a Lich felt so fucking stupid because the idea of a lich fucking walking or running anywhere on his stupid little skeleton legs made it impossible to take it seriously.

>>713983589 (OP)
>wheel chair weighs a 2000 lbs
not practical.

>>713986395
i'd say it depends on the context of how healing magic works in setting, its pretty logical to have wheelchairs if healing magic can only rapid boost your natural recovery and not fix broken limbs/bones
>>713986708
the complaint is more the contraption is fucking boring
>can make yourself fly
>bind/create something to carry you
>get some cool mechanical/magical thing to travel around in
>hmm nah im gonna use a regular ass wheelchair lol

Why not bad ass float and still be a wheel chair lad at home or just chillin

>>713984606
How else would you signal to others that you're disabled?

>>713983823
Every male and even remotely whiteish character is passing the torch to a female and vibrantly diverse future.

For me it's Tank Chair

>>713986220
>make up the fake sexual harassment story
>Spam it on /v/ daily
>XIV goes belly up and turns DoA

Zozzle

>>713987097
They already know im disabled if they see me on WoW in the first place dumbass.

>>713985620
>could summon a headless bull, engulfed his half body, and become a centaur with 2 cocks
1. That's a REALLY oddly specific thing to say, especially coupled with that pic.
2. Hey, I remember that doujin.

WoW's story is so much better if you look at it through a lens of irony.
He's only sat in that pink wheelchair ironically.

>>713983823
tired of being blamed for everything as a white male, so he opted for the chair for victim points and less pressure

>>713985091
Tokenism

>>713986897
I don't think disabled people romanticize the idea of being disabled though.

>>713984606
And if it has to be a chair, why not some cool throne instead of a silly wheelchair?
This is like having the option of riding to war in a warhorse or a pogostick and you pick the pogostick

For the record, i don't know if this is "representation" at all. He just got his shit kicked and could just be recovering and blizz is using a wheelchair to say it was super serious you guys
Kinda similar to when Anduin had every bone in his body broken and had a cane briefly but now is totally fine

>>713986856
on the flip side though, when I watch BR2049, I identify with K being a loner, I don't seethe that he's Ryan Goslin and hot enough to fuck anybody
So maybe they're just happy to feel represented

where do handicapped people even come from they should be youthanized along with the rest of the youth in asia

>>713987438
>youthanized

>>713987316
This. The idea of a crippled wizard in a wheel chair is fucking stupid and silly. The idea of a wizard on a throne on a dais carried by a bunch of minions is pretty badass.

>>713987310
nah, just able bodied white woman members of the dev team,

They can't imagine not wanting to use your hardships for pity, and thus, show it off to everyone.
Same shit when they tried to push "Don't say disabled, they're just differently abled!" and every single disabled person out there told them they're fucking stupid.

>>713987423
I will not say there are no disable people happy about it, but I'd bet my money that they are the minority and most disabled people just think it's dumb and silly.

Professor Xavier did it, I'm not sure what makes the D&D fags here so mad.

Need a gif of Khadgar flying his wheel chair into the twin towers

>>713983589 (OP)
But why does it look like an actual wheelchair?
Why not at the very least make a chariot or a throne or something like that?
Why are they so retarded?

>>713987147
To be fair, they were trying to do that with Khadgar since 2003 when Jaina was obviously meant to be his replacement.

>>713984841
Necromancy.

>>713985805
When people talk about wheelchair representation, they arent talking about people in wheelchairs. They are talking about the lobby for the pharmaceudical company that makes and licenses wheelchairs. If a medibuisiness corpo could create a rationality for having mandatory state-enforced insurance to overpay for fitbits, then wow would introduce a plotline where the introduction of a magical fitbit saves a major character from death and after that everyone in wow would start wearing magic fitbits.

>>713983589 (OP)
metal gear did it first, better and more organic
"magical wheelchair" in a universe where people can levitate or heal is brainless pandering
wowtroons in shambles

>>713987513
>Be so unimaginably fat that you can barely walk without assistance
>Employ hundreds of not-goblins to make your roaming throne
>Periodically jump off of your palanquin(?) and still beat the fuck out of people with your gold mace with diamond studs and eat them when you kill them
WHFB has the best disability representation

>>713987531
>differently abled
That doesn't even make any sense. Like, yeah, they are still able in some ways, but they're still disabled in some way. It's like how people are trying to push calling homeless people "unhoused" now. I feel like there must be good intentions there, but taking the severity of the implication away is only gonna make people care less, not more. Calling someone homeless or disabled makes their situation sound as unfortunate as it is. I do not understand this need to soften the blow for this type of shit.

>>713987750
Yeah. What the fuck is with shitting on wheelchair users lately?

>>713987513
Honestly, I think this is the best Warhammer equivalent.

>>713987781
>he can walk
>he's just too fat
AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

>>713987597
>Why doesn't a guy in a wheelchair living in a world set in modern times make you upset?
>Why does a mage who can use anything at all to get around his disability, using a floating pink chair with wheels, upset you?

I dunno you neanderthal, why don't you try thinking for two seconds?

>>713983589 (OP)
I'm not even that mad about wheelchair (okay, mad because you can resurrect people from literal skull and a bunch of giblets but apparently fixing legs is too hard)
I'm mostly mad that it's such a basic bitch wheelchair. Come on, you're a cool wizard guy, you can conjure something better.

Consider this
A crippled wizard who uses a wheelchair. He's entirely capable of fixing himself, but he's a major dick. His magic means being in a wheel chair isn't any inconvenience, he just does it to piss off other people in wheelchairs.
>Stop complaining, being in a wheelchair isn't an inconvenience at all. Come with me, I'll show you.
>Magics himself up the stairs, abandoning the other guy at the bottom

>>713987254
>Brings up the left
>Brings up his fetish in the same post

>>713987597
Because X actually used the wheelchair for its intended purpose most of the time, plus X-man is in modern age and the mutant factor isn't the common thing in the world. So X just adapted his powers he had before getting on the wheelchair to live with the wheelchair itself as an extension of his body.

But Khadgar doesn't need that and he lives in the age of fantasy and magic from the start, hell even other races have like mechanical legs and shit to use.

>>713987861
You should have a more interesting solution for no legs in a fantasy setting than just a fucking wheelchair.

>>713986708
Why are you bring dense on purpose?

>>713987719
Wow could honestly do it just as organically. Just make a gnome mechanist in a wheelchair with limited rocket-propelled flight. Wheelchairs make sense as a mechanical and scientific solution for limited mobility, hence why they exist in the first place in our world of science and physical mechanics. The idea of doing it with a wizard is just stupid because a wizard has a million better ways to move than an arcane wheelchair.

>>713985350
FROM WHAT?

>>713985805
It's fucking stupid, for the same reason ugly fat people don't want to be represented by an ugly, fat character.

The only people that cry about
>BUT MUCH DISABLED WHEELCHAIR REPRESENTATION
Are people who aren't disabled in the first place.

>>713985408
The fact that this is a futuristic, technological, wheelchair vs some rough looking wooden one makes a world of difference.

>>713988207
rape

The fundamental problem is the same with most leftist media. Mentally they are children, and they are unable to create mental maps that are not the their own.

So when they think about a disabled wizard all they can do is come up with a wheelchair. They can't think "what would I ride if I were a disabled wizard".

>>713988141
Nothing from american corporations and california after 2020 has been organic.

>>713985408
Of course, since I can fuck him (for me this is the best cripple)

Why does his floating chair have wheels

>>713985839
Japan did it too

>>713983898
>not a cripple
>just some ancient chinese ass bullshit where a servant wheels you around because you're too important to walk

>>713985408
To be fair, it's hinted she literally just does it to play up her self image as a fragile hacker lady and she can actually just walk.

when Miyazaki does it it's kino

>>713986612
Khadgar's wheelchair to me looks dumb because it 1: Looks like a wheelchair. 2: is made out of magical.

I could accept it looking like a wheelchair, or I could accept it being made out of magic.

>>713987969
You see, the problem specifically is that the wheelchair is not an answer to an in-setting issue. It's not a response to the character being disabled, it's not a common fix to problems in the world, and it's most certainly not presented as a measure that characters in the setting would take outside of this extremely narrow narrative circumstance. The entire point of this is to tick off a box in a corporate suit's Diversity Chart™ so they can report it to another ccorporate suit and get another $10M in loans so they can mismanage their current finances for a bit longer. Making a "cool" wheelchair would involve them making something fun and magical, which would then suggest something other than the box-ticking matrix wants you to see.

>>713987969
>>713985721
>>713987875
Seriously theres so much interesting shit they could have done with arcane contructs to even some sort of magic power armor and instead went down the performative/lazy route that doesnt appeal to anyone but people so faggy that most other queers find them annoying.

>>713985408
Of course, since I can fuck her (for me she's the best cripple)

>>713983960
>thankfully, this dungeon have some ramps here and there

fake pandering

>>713987878
Pretending his too fat to walk is actually the most alpha move us ogres can pull

>>713988552
I've always loved these characters. Both Stephen and Louis Cyphere stand out because they look way too clean and way too stable for regular humans in the extreme hellscapes they wind up appearing in, and near-instantly raise dozens of alarm bells. Seeing another frothing, gnashing demon on the road full of similar frothing, gnashing demons, but pausing to ask you for a favor makes sense because the world is already chaotic and dangerous. Seeing a well-dressed cripple casually moving along while waxing philosophical is borderline psychological horror in worlds like these.

>>713987531
>able bodied
Stop typing like a faggot.

>>713983589 (OP)
>He could levitate
>He could create a spine support/leg support contruct he could attach to his back/legs he then could move them with his vast arcane power to walk normally
>he could ask help from the Trolls, there are in lore Mojo rituals/potions Trolls can use to
bestow their regenerative powers unto others....trolls can regrow entire limbs and organs if they survive their injuries
>INSTEAD HE CHOOSES TO RIDE A GAY PURPLE WHEELCHAIR BECAUSE CRIPPLES ARE THE NEW MINORITY TO FETISHIZE BY LEFTOIDS!
I'm just glad WoW is on its last legs, classic might have given it a small boost but soon we will see it finally enter maintenance mode

>>713987438
Why would we turn crippled asians in to lolis?

>>713989152
"able bodied" is a term that predates any SJW bullshit you retarded fucking zoomer

Why do you guys have such a stigma against wheelchairs?
It's always the same arguments about "you can heal with magic", "you can use technology".
But I can assure you if they created a character 10 years ago that was blind and used a blindfold and staff, or a fencing one-armed character that didn't need their other arm, there would literally be zero complaining.

There have been countless wheelchair characters in media with zero issue and only recently with DnD and WoW did people start to complain.

I've been thinking about it for some time, like why are wheelchairs suddenly seen as bad?
And I think I've finally come to the conclusion, which is Americans have sort of tainted the idea of someone who uses a chair to get around because to them it's synonymous with mobility scooters and being a fat american instead of just someone who uses a wheelchair.

>>713987942
Professor X can also float if he wants to

>>713989282
>Why do you guys have such a stigma against
dumb ESL retard

>>713989256
Wrong, that's just a normal person. Just type white woman, retard.

>>713989184
>socioeconomic background
that's the first think I think about when choosing a character in a fighting game

>>713988725
It depends on what you want to do with it. The idea of the magical wizard having a fragile, if not downright broken, body but using a magical construct is just cool. Meanwhile seeing this formerly powerful mage so broken that he can no longer even walk is also pretty strong imagery. I'm reminded of Drek'Thar, who has been stuck in a wheelchair since Cata to highlight just how freaking old he's gotten.

>>713989030
That's another good example. Even ignoring the obvious contrast of him going back and forth between old and young. A lot of it highlights just how freaking off they are. Stephen especially in the sequels when it becomes more and more clear there is just something very off about him.

>>713989340
Thirdie, nothing he said was wrong except his opinion. Please take more English classes.

>>713989282
Because it's all about the setting.
Cool blind characters that use sound, ki, or mana to "see" around them existed in the media since forever, but you never needed to make a show about it to virtue signal.
Wheelchairs aren't bad, we have cool characters in wheelchairs, the problem is the obvious virtue signaling that even break 4th walls and lore and setting only for the sake of gaining internet points.

>>713988508
That is Haephestus, the Greek god of the forge. He is not an OC donut steel that the Hades devs made up, he is an actual mythical character.

>>713985805
Video games are escapism. Fantasy games where you play as a hero shouldn't remind you that you're a fucking cripple irl by having your demigod wizard character also be a fucking cripple

>>713989282
If their major character trait is "I'm in a wheelchair", it's bad. If it's just a secondary attribute of theirs, it's fine.

>>713989546
dumb ESL retard

>>713989342
the point was to say they're not disabled white women, cocksucker.
It's the most grammatically correct way to say that sentence while making that point.

>>713989550
Then stop using hypocrital arguments that you only apply to people in wheelchairs and never any other disability.

>>713989623
the disabled part isn't even from the greeks
at best, he used a bench. the wheelchair is just wokeshit

>>713989282
can't speak for everyone obviously, but I just found the DnD ones hilarious because they were so broken to the point there was no reason not to have the entire party flying around on wheelchairs
Feels like it misses the mark of "representation" when the disability makes your character better in every way

>>713989767
It's not?
You only think so because the writers use wheelchair themselves because it's the easiest shit to virtue signal around, and they don't need to be creative about it.

>>713989760
>the point was to say they're not disabled white women, cocksucker.
It is completely normal to assume that everyone is normal, you don't have to specifiy it.

>>713983589 (OP)
Explain to me why a wizard in a magical setting wouldn’t just make an exosuit with armor/basic mechanics. Hell why isn’t every knight wearing power armor.

>>713989767
This isn't a thing that's currently happening with other disabilities

>>713989886
>white women
>normal

>>713989184
what is this? Recruitment by HR?

>>713989282
This is all stemming from DnD's Combat Wheelchairs, which were an extremely lazy way generate instant Diversity Points in an era where Diversity Matters was on the lips of every corporate consultation firm. Their application was an issue, not because of the fact that they were simply characters in wheelchairs, but because the wheelchairs were basically magical tank treads that give 100 attributes that make them superior in numerous ways to non-wheelchair'd characters even in combat situations where literally anything else would be a better answer. You could put in the Blind Swordsman(who everybody thinks is badass), the One-Legged Warlord/Pirate Captain/etc(who is also seen as badass), and other such disabled characters, but they don't represent a contemporary disability, and as such don't get included in games like this as a measure to show off disability to the rest of the corporate sphere.

It's always a measure of how genuine the application is, and in most cases where a character is wheelchair-bound, it doesn't even cause the mildest of splashes. Having a fucking dragon in a wheelchair in WoW is something every person involved in the creation of it should have felt ill and canned before it saw the light of day, but it shipped all the way to market.

>>713989904
>Hell why isn’t every knight wearing power armor.
power armor is rare and expensive, almost most power armor users are gnomes and goblins which are drastically smaller
you can't outfit an army with it, and besides, your average paladin is a strong as a power armor user to begin with so they don't need it

>>713989916
It's the most flashy disability to work with.
I am glad I don't have any woke disability (only bad eyes) so people won't lump me in with those idiots.

>The enemys strongest wizard has arrived
>You look through your telescope and see.This

>>713983589 (OP)
I conjure magic stairs in front of him.

>>713989829
Anon, revisionist history is what (((they)) do. You aren't one of (((them))) are you?

>>713989941
There's a reason why they never had rights until 100 years ago.

>>713989767
When I play fantasy games, and there's a blind character. They might have a blindfold, or white eyes, hell, maybe no eyes. Occasionally, a walking stick.

Know I've never seen devs try to shove into a fantasy game to show that a character is blind? Modern day sunglasses, and a modern day white cane.

When fantasy games start doing that shit, i'll complain there too. just use something that fits the setting.

>>713989282
The problem isnt the wheelchair, its the mentality behind adding it that is indicative of where their priorities are. Its that you have a world where people can fly and levitate and have inventions like exoskelton suits and mechs on am iniature scale, and they are using wheelchairs for the disabled, as in, when confronted by something as basic as stairs or rocks, somone has to wheel this guy around on a fucking chair with wheels, when there are levitating sofas, hoverboards and people can fly, with or without assistance. Its a lack of creativity in the name of representation. Its real group identity before in setting consistency. Its the definition of woke, this is how you describe doing something woke. Its stuff like this that breaks and rips you out of any setting.

The chair is completely devoid of creativity and says "youre crippled, so we added a crippled character for you that uses stuff from real life. You must like this character becuase theyre like you, theyre crippled too!". Like, do you think the actual crippled people dont empathize with people who arent crippled? Do we only want people to empathize with people that look like them now? Do you think the people this is meant for want this? Because I think those people want the mech legs, Im not going to lie, I dont think they see a character in a wheelchair and suddenly feel more connected to them than to the character which is able to walk fine and is more in line with their ideals than just thei physical abnormalities.

>>713990092
>some depictions show him in a wheelchair
>it means every culture depicts him that way
It's almost like you weren't paying attention during the "Yasuke was a real samurai" months

>>713989904
Because it's not woke enough to give them an exosuit. You could also take a disabled character in a magic clockwork nonsense setting and give them some kind of badass clockwork throne to work with, but it's not woke anymore for them to be seated on something that's actually cool.

Blizzcucks are the most retarded consumer drones second only to ninties

>>713987316
You would fear the man who defeats your armies on his trusty Pogo stick

>>713988552
You DO KNOW that's just for show right?

>>713989904
>>713990263
The point is it isn't something relatable to the target. No real disabled person has an exosuit or w/e. Humans and other major characters are treated by companies as the self insert/story conduit.

>>713989282
It's retarded and makes no sense.

>>713990257
>can't argue with historical fact
>misdirects
Okay, so you are one of them

>>713990426
did that ever make it in?

>>713985805
>even in world of Warcraft it looks like I’d be crippled and wheelchair bound thanks for the reminder
>hope they introduce taxes and goblins taking 40% of all the gold you earn too
>maybe Anduin can get cancer and undergo chemotherapy
Video games shouldn’t be a reflection of real life. You can’t call video games “escapism” then pull this.

>>713983589 (OP)
I've never even played this game but it still looks stupid

>>713990609
Art without a reflection of ourselves is worthless, it needs to say something about us.

>>713990363
It depends. In the first game it was genuine, afterwards it's partly to highlight just how weird he is. Also apparently a power limiter.

>>713990426
>be orcush serf
>carry bucket of dragon cum to where the Mother of Dragons Alexstrasza is chained down
>she cums when you shove the funnel in her pussy
>the chains snap tight with enough force to obliterate you
>pour the bucket in
>have to go back to where one of her mates is chained down
>have to shove your arm in him up to the elbow to milk his prostate for more dragon cum
>keep coming back to this shit mentally when with your wife
>hate this job

>>713990546
Yes it did, in the end the dragon whore Alextrasza, doesn't like you doing it but agrees it's for the best
Also SHE LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT, SHE ALSO TOOK ORC COCK AND CRAVES FOR MORE!!!

>>713989282
It's not the wheelchair, it's how ridiculous the situation is.
Bro is already using magic to levitate AND to create the magical wheelchair, why does it exist then?
It's like if bro was blind, but could use mana to see, yet they still needed to give him a pair of pink Rayban™ glasses created with the same magic that is already allowing him to see.

>>713990825
The subtlety of an elephant in a China shop isn’t “art” or a reflection of ourselves. Feel free to look at the story from vanilla->wrath and compare (objective peak of the game).

>>713988552
>Japan invented stephen hawking

>>713983589 (OP)
Yo they finally linked up. Need it or keep it?

>>713991474
He's crosding his leg too...unless he very ackwardly used his hands to cross it, it's just for show
>>713990363
It seems it is just for show, leftcucks btfo'd yet again

>>713990546
they changed it to where you do something, I forget what, to set up her being freed. Planted some kind of breadcrumb to be found

>>713991237
From an artistic depiction, it wouldn't have to be pink glowy Raybans, but it would have to be some indicator for audiences, whether a cane or something like Laforge wore in Star Trek or a huge facial scar.
But that it's specifically a pink glowing wheelchair is lazy

>>713983823
I shot his legs with a healing spell nullifying shotgun

>>713991063
>SHE ALSO TOOK ORC COCK AND CRAVES FOR MORE!!!
Go away you mentally ill niggerfaggot.

>>713990887
pretty sure they just had her consort mount her

>>713983823
Hes lazy

sat on his ass doing nothing while the afterlife was torn open remember?

They could have given mages a fucking mecha or a magitech exosuit like Rudeus' from MT, or that cripple bedridden guy from Jujutsu kaisen who got his own evangelion mecha but NOOOOO you gotta be a fucking kike nigger retard baby and go for easy disabled wheelie representation

>>713987316
Pogistick warrior would be pretty terrifying ngl famalam

>>713991912
An orc serf having to run back and forth with buckets of dragon cum is funnier

>>713992226
so there's a different orc peon whose job was to jerk a dragon off all day?

>>713991912
>Oh No, Darling! The ORCS are FORCING us to have RAW sex for the sole purpose of procreation!

Alright, which one of these dragons was secretly behind this?

>>713983589 (OP)
i stare directly into the camera with an apathetic and unamused expression on my face

>>713983589 (OP)
Damn, he's so strong he doesn't even need to stand up to beat me

Why is he white? He needs to be a nigger in a hobby that has no black females.

>>713985647
>grim
Tranny dogwhistle

>>713983823
he is an obese amerishart

>>713983823
You know why.

>>713993358
White males can’t be allowed to live or reproduce

>>713986395
A person going into battle shouldn't be in a wheelchair.

>>713988620
Man, people are going to be really upset when it turns out she can walk, she's just acting. That said, it's very easy to just say she can only walk briefly cause she's actually physically frail

>>713991491
Need it

>>713983589 (OP)
He's clearly strong enough to chill in a chair and still kill people with magic. So I probably go "DOOF!!" like Mario as I run into a wall trying to flee.

>>713987781
WHFB was the best in general. Fuck GW forever for nuking it for AOS. I'm less mad because of TOW but fuck, it shouldn't have needed to happen in the first place

>>713993741
>So I probably go "DOOF!!" like Mario as I run into a wall trying to flee.
A grown-ass man wrote this without a hint of self-awareness.

>>713993440
That's what happens when you think you can handle the strongest potions, fucko

>>713993823
Lol Cheng Ping shilling ToW.
Ate any dogs lately?

>>713993969
Meds
I'm not buying TOW because the kikes at GW still nuked the setting, I'm just less mad now.

>>713983589 (OP)
>wheelchair character
That's actually smart; Blizzard is trying to get people with disabilities into WoW to make them addicted to the game. There is a substantial number of people using wheelchairs in the US. Khadgar on a wheelchair looks kinda lame though.

>It's difficult to pinpoint the exact number of wheelchair users in the US within the specific age range of 12-40, as data collection often focuses on broader age categories or specific disability types. However, some sources suggest that roughly 3.7 million people in the US use wheelchairs, and there are estimates of 124,000 wheelchair users under the age of 21. Additionally, data indicates that about 13% of the non-institutionalized population has a disability.

>>713993823
It will always be my favorite thing in this world that WHFB was canned in their desperate bid to sell Space Marines to Fantasy players, AoS being immediately subject to overwhelming hatred by the Fantasy community at large, and then TWW dropping and being one of the most financially successful Warhammer video games ever released, sparking massive interest in Fantasy again and making GDubs realize how misguided they were.

>>713989282
You are so retarded it's unreal.

>>713994091
>ToW rewrites the history of Warhammer to have chinese start all human civilisation and Chinese women were the ones teaching Sigmar how to rule
>this makes Anon less mad

>>713987025
Nigger you can literally be resurrected

>>713994162
Tom Kirby is a faggot
>>713994313
News to me, bud. That sounds mega gay

>>713990426
surely this isn't real

>>713994145
>3.7 million people in the US use wheelchairs
That's 1% of the population, you fucking idiot. That's not substantial by any definition of the word, even if we pretend every single one of those 1% of people are interested in video games to begin with.

>>713994162
nta but many AoS miniatures are kino though

>>713994512
The masked posseeses ones are better, even if i like the "greenskin dwarf slayer" lore of this ones

>>713987247
No I mean physically.

>>713994512
Orruks look amazing but I don't know why they marketed then in bright yellow. They look fantastic in blacks and reds.

>>713994512
>Nobody cares about AoS outside of spearhead
>They get some of the best looking minis GW has ever produced
>Currently, 40K is at an all time peak of popularity
>They give one of their most popular/beloved factions a shitty upgrade sprew and some botched flying units
lol. lmao.
I dont even care about loyalist SM and im mad

>>713994484
Nope, these people are sitting at home and getting money from the state. Blizzard wants a cut, and it will get it. One-button rotation will also help with that. And yeah, it is you who is a fucking idiot if you don't understand that.

>>713983589 (OP)
>want to give a wizard a cool magical wheelchair
>fuck it, just take some shitty wooden wheelchair asset we already have and make it transparent
Holy shit I hate blizzard so much it's unreal. This is a game with a monthly sub fee AND a fucking cash shop and they can't even bother to make a new asset for an important character.

>>713994827
>nu-uh!
oh ok

Dude is also pretending to be extra hurt so he can spend time with some chick if you talk to him about the wheelchair.

>>713994816
People don't play AoS much I think it's model sales are still pretty good just because people buy all the giant monster units and demons that all look really great.

>>713987671
Jaina is a hot young cumslut but you are right Blizzard has been trying to do empowered wymyn since Kerrigan

>could have transformed his character into a grizzled old man hardened by years of warfare and forbidden arcane knowledge limping along on his gnarled wizard staff
>nah lets stick him in a magic wheelchair and keep him the exact same with extra dad joke

>>713994816
It's a well known fact 40k is relegated to interns and AoS is where veternas get to sculpt whatever the fuck they want.
Sea elves only exist because 1 guy in GW wanted to add them for 15 years

>>713995050
I dont think people play the main version of AoS, but from what I've heard spearhead is pretty popular
>>713995330
>Sea elves only exist because 1 guy in GW wanted to add them for 15 years
based

>>713984841
Ok why didn't he alter time before soaking a hit? This is mage 101 Khadgar couldn't do a fucking +2

>>713983589 (OP)
Why did Khadgar make it a wheelchair to begin with instead of a simple chair?

>>713994145
>disabled gamers
There's one button rotation in the game as well now so even completely retarded players can play the game at maximum fun!
So smart

>>713983589 (OP)
I entrap him in a pocket dimension of Escher's impossible stairs.

>>713983589 (OP)
> he already spent resources on his movement
> I have advantage

>>713993481
>That said, it's very easy to just say she can only walk briefly cause she's actually physically frail
Why would she be frail if everyone else with a halo is out there tanking bullets?

are you guys okay

If I were a wizard and my legs were busted, I'm having a golem carry me around, I'll be on that motherfuckers shoulder throing out spells like a mobile artillery platform

>>713996381
Cause they can tank, sure, but they can still die. Maybe whoever gave them their halos though it'd be really funny to make an almost-crippled elf that can tank a 50 cal

>>713994792
>don't know why they marketed then in bright yellow.
In the short period of time they were created yellow was the default greenskin colour due to some weird shit with 40k reusing failed campaign mode photos featuring yellow subfaction in all marketing for orkz.
So at the time Ironjawz were as orky as it gets and since the fad died fast, yellow became their unique thing

>>713983589 (OP)
"Why aren't you flying? You can fly. Just fly! It's not even like that's a bad solution or anything, you just already a better one! Just FLY! Jesus you people are stupid. I'm glad we're killing you."

>>713983960
The holochair floats so stairs won't work. But a narrow doorway? That's the primary strategy.

>>713996446
kek

>>713985805
>I'm just happy disabled people get to play games
are you trying to convince me that they were utterly unable to enjoy the game before?

>>713985805
Holy retarded narcissism, people can play games without anyone looking like them, i like games set in Japan and i dont look like a Japanese.
Stop being retarded, thanks.

>>713996446
ROFL

>>713994736
WoW branded t-shirt

>>713986708
you stupit

>>713996993
>>713996661
TEN

>>713992545
Deathwing. He liked to watch.

>>713989623
why is he black and crippled and fat tho

>>713985805
>representation
any of that dumb gay bullshit is bad, always

>>713997145
You're right. Games shouldn't let you create a white dude as a main character.

>>713983823
In a world with healing magic, healing potions, resurrection, no less

>>713996446
Bentley's actually a great example of how to do this trope right, because he was already a chair-bound character with a tech obsession, so when he shows up in the 3rd game in a wheelchair that can do science stuff, its basically already been set up and has a natural payoff that feels believable and appropriate with the setting.

>>713987969
now this is cool

>>713989282
It's obviously being done for virtue signaling reasons and not because the designers though it would be cool or have some story significance. It's especially blatant in WoW's case because ever since Actiblizz's Cosby suite/breast milk thief scandal happened they've gone with a fine toothed comb over the game replacing everything that might plausibly offend even one of the 8 billion people on the planet and then making every character going forward (and even rewriting some past ones) to be gay or a cripple or a tranny, it's so blatant and in-your-face it's just grating.

>>713997091
>why is he black
He is greek. Not all greeks are white-passing
>and crippled
He is Haephestus, the greek god of the forge
> and fat tho
He works for a living, he does not go through cycles of bulking and cutting and therefore does not look the way (((Hollywood))) trained you to expect strong people to look

>>713983823
Are you an ableist chud or something?

>>713983589 (OP)
Let's hope that magical wheelchair doesn't have a cooldown.

>>713996446
Either a schizo or some falseflaging discord trying to end all actual discussiom of this topic.

>>713996616
>Cause they can tank, sure, but they can still die.
Canonically they're extremely hard to kill, bordering on impossible. A big plot point at one point was the existence of a bomb strong enough to actually destroy a halo so they could carry out an assassination.

>>713991063
this

>>713983823
Healing magic doesnt exist

>>713983589 (OP)
So what started this absolutely cringe wheelchair in fantasy grift? In a world full of healing magic, mechanical replacements, levatation, body manipulation why the fuck would ANYONE still be stuck in a wheelchair BY CHOICE? Like 99% of fantasy environments require legs to go up stairs there are no elevators or cripple ramps. This seems to be what happens when you have upper management filled with leftover women that don't play video games beeing corralled in and okay'd by the corporate exectuvie jews.

>>713998947
D&D

>>713983589 (OP)
cast strongest heal magic, suddenly the characters gets deleted to create another lv.1 cripple to fulfill the dei diversity quota

I cast dispell wheelchair

Charles Xavier has always been in a wheelchair and nobody cared because they didn't make it gay.

>>713983589 (OP)
>I'm stuck in a wheelchair in real life
>Let me make my MMO character also stuck in a wheelchair
I really don't get this shit at all.

>>713998947
>So what started this absolutely cringe wheelchair in fantasy grift?
D&D 5e fan supplement in i think late 2019 early 2020

>>713983589 (OP)
Never fuck with a wizard in a wheelchair, one who constantly magically summons a floating magical mount even more so. Guy basically min-maxed pure brains over brawn, and wizards are unaffected by the state of their body. Plus, he WILL target everyone's legs first. You laugh now, but when the entire battlefield turns into a poison swamp he can just ride over unaffected, you'll be sorry. He'll summon roots from the ground to bind you in place. He'll cast slow on your entire army. He doesn't even need fireball because knows spell combos that do even greater overall damage. You RUN from the wheelchair wizard, because that means he's so good the fact his legs don't work is of no concern to him and does not impact his ability to use magic at all. You RUN from a wheelchair wizard and just hope it's uphill, if just doesn't snipe you with lighting bolt 500 feet away or summon a demon directly on top of your ass.

>>713983823
It worked for Professor X. Do you want to stand around all day? Unless you are in a company doing that standing desk meme, then you'd want to sit around if you have to work.

>>713983589 (OP)
Damn this wheelchair triggered the shit out of so many retards, good job blizzard
Also this is exactly what Khadgar would do, but you niggers don't care

>>713998369
They also can die of things like dehydration. See also: Yume

>>713990257
No, you faggot, it means that it's within the reasonable to depict him that way. The game isn't suggesting that's the only way to portray him, disingenuous hack.

>>713987969
>I'm mostly mad that it's such a basic bitch wheelchair.
>it's such a basic bitch wheelchair.
Maybe you should play the game and understand who Khadgar is...so many retarded niggers that have not played wow talking about wow, it's fucking insane.

>>713983823
That shit? Nah I'm just fucking lazy

>>713999471
>Charles Xavier has always been in a wheelchair
Chuck has not been in a wheelchair for over a decade at this point in the comics, now he wears a silly helmet instead.
he is one of the odd examples of him not being in a wheelchair stuck around

>>713998947
D&D started it. Personally, I blame Critical Role/Roll getting a bunch of faggots into the hobby.

>>713999628
trying too hard

>>713983589 (OP)
basic bitch combat wheelchairs piss me off
but if a wizard is conjuring that wheelchair through sheer force of will, fuck, let him

>>713983823
This is just a magic Lazy-Boy with wheels

>>713988985
>We put magical healing spells into the game for a reason.
Does this retard know that people can still die in Azeroth? You can't heal everything...

its not even Khadgars wheelchair. some bimbo mage who has a crush on Khadgar made it for him

>>713999648
Here's your >You

>>713983589 (OP)
iirc. his gf/crush made it for him so he uses it despite being able to walk.
Unless they retconned it. That's what they said at launch

>>713983823
His crush made it and he's just resting after losing his physical body for few weeks.

>>713999648
>man, this once excellent company is slowly dying by producing nothing but dogshit, but at least they make people mad!
there comes a point when it becomes too hard to differentiate between a satirical post and an honest-to-god blizzdrone. man, if only there was a word for this kind of thing...

>>713999862
Isn't that Cyclops?

>>713983589 (OP)
This is the only wheelchair wizard I'm worried about.

>>714000139
>nigger has ZERO counter arguments
I mean it's fine, you're getting triggered over something you don't even understand because twitter grifters told you to.

>>714000182
>his gf/crush made it for him so he uses it despite being able to walk.
this whole thing just went from retarded to pathetic

>>714000228
>>man, this once excellent company is slowly dying by producing nothing but dogshit, but at least they make people mad!


Nigger, you're seething over a dumb wheelchair
Just kill yourself lmao

>>714000348
Mage pussy got Khadgar acting unwise

>>714000262
Nope, it's Charles

>>714000348
>OH NO MORE CONTEXT KILLED MY RETARDED NARRATIVE, I'M NOT THE RETARD
https://youtu.be/L2-fApDqXzc?t=439
ok dude, this is why only people that don't even play wow are mad over this shit

>>714000539
Comics are so fucking gay

>>714000539
Why is he so... flamboyant

>>714000539
why so zesty

>>714000307
Explain this one then. >>713997680 It's so obvious pandering and virtue signalling its not even funny anymore. This is not warcraft anymore. Don't get me even started with characters like Faerin that are just a walking diversity checkbox

>>713983589 (OP)
>Powerful wizard prefers to conjure up a wheelchair over just fixing himself with magic

>>713983589 (OP)
If he is such a strong wizards, why can't he just fix his legs with magic?

>>714000095
He was the guy that made the tos, that's it, he probably has no idea how anything in the game works.

>character is handicapped or crippled in some fashion
>the technology or magic exists to give them cybernetics, artificial limbs or even regeneration
>they would rather stand by and be defined by their handicap
Can you imagine that happening in real life? A kid gets offered a chance to fix his blindness or paralysis and he refuses because its ableist or something?

>>714000539
>>713999862
Its one thing that Charles came back in a new body, ok he can walk that makes sense its a comic book
But did they have to make him so zesty?

>>714000670
>>714000731
The Krakoa X-Men comics were very...Flamboant

>>713998947
Rich guys virtue signaling to other rich guys how kind they are to people they would spit on if they met in real life

>>714000831
they were destroyed by supermagic (demon lord class)

>>714000404
no, I'm laughing at it mate
you are seething about people laughing at your retarded little wizard wheelchair
you really need to log off this little faggot game and get rid of your brainworms kid lmao

>>714000831
His toxic masculinity is holding him back

>>714000563
>UHMM, AN ANIMAL WOULD BE INCONVENIENT, CHUD
Then why not a regular chair or throne you disingenuous nigger? Why specifically a wheelchair that floats? Because it's checkbox activism.

>>714000563
Because only fags and trannies still pay WoW, everyone else quit on the gay ass cringe dragon expansion

>>714000563
>he thinks people will click wow lore videos
holy shit lmao

>>714000783
>This is not warcraft anymore
15 years ago >>713999648 now kill yourself you dumb retarded animetroon
Not everything needs an explanation, if they want a cripple they can put a cripple in their game, it's that easy, I'm not here to defend anything, I'm here to call out dumb retarded slop eaters like you.

>>713999767
are you ESL or something? he's calling the wheelchair basic, not Khadgar

>>713984841
>mages cannot h-ACK!

>>714000936
It does happen IRL anon, as medicine advances to be better able to treat deafness, some deaf people have fretted about losing their "deaf culture" to the new treatments.

>>714001021
>nigger is projecting harder
Yeah, I'm the one wasting my time getting mad over a game I know absolutely nothing about
Again buy a rope you retarded nigger lmao

>>714001172
>I'm not here to defend anything
Kek

>>714000831
The fact that they can time travel, revive the dead, regrow entire barren or scorched areas with new life, use spaceships to travel to new planets and have personally met their Gods but still cant cure a handicap is funny to me.

>>714000563
>>714000348
>>714000182
Its not so much that "He can walk, he uses the chair because his crush made it for him"

That scene is implying, "There are other options, like using an aid animal like a gryphon to move around, but he uses the chair because Archmage Modera pussy game crazy and she made it for him as a gift"

Regardless, considering what Arcane magic is capable of in the WoW setting, a character as powerful as Khadgar being able to teleport around the world, and to other worlds, but not being able to fix his legs is pretty awful writing

>>714001207
don't forget that mages literally can bring themselves back to life with cauterize
why did he even die in the first place

>>714000936
This does happen. People wrap their identities/personalities up in what makes them 'different,' even if that thing might be detrimental to them 'cause they want to cope about not needing to be fixed. Although this is usually something you see in people disabled from birth and not people who get back injuries and stuff (because they know how much better things could be if they weren't fucked up).

>>714001274
>I'm not mad at people laughing at my faggy little wizard wheelchair! I'm not mad! YOU ARE MAD!

>>714001278
Is that Jarlaxle? Why does he have a gun? Why is he buddies with a piece of shit tiefling cripple? Why doesn't the cripple use the gun instead? Jarlaxle has magic bracers that conjure daggers for him to throw, he doesn't need a gun.

>>714001309
Its Blizzard trying to subtly remind handikeks that NOTHING will ever make them whole again
They will carry the weight of their disability with them everywhere, even into fantasy worlds

>>713985408
Does this wheelchair fly? The WoW one the guy is floating make the wheels completely useless and are only there to be inclusive.

>>714001182
Are you slow or black? The wheelchair being basic is perfectly in line with Khadgar's humour.
Have you not played WoW? One of the most powerful mage ever using the most mundane item ever, it's something Khadgar would definetly do.

>>713983823
Is a man not allowed to sit down every once in a while

>>714001404
>>714001234
Even if it does happen, that doesnt make it any less stupid.

And Khadgar has never been stupid. In fact he's always been very pragmatic and "End justifies the means" kind of wizard where he was perfectly willing to cause all manner of chaos if it meant doing whats best for people in the end.

>>713983589 (OP)
Why does the magic chair need wheels if it flies?
Can it not magically land without physical landing gear?

>>714001336
>a character as powerful as Khadgar being able to teleport around the world
Ok so you never talked or interacted with Khadgar, gotcha.

>>713983589 (OP)
Why does it even need wheels? It's hovering.

>>713994145
>There is a substantial number of people using wheelchairs in the US.
Now remove the people older than 80. How many are left?

I miss when the diversity team actually made diversity looking cool in the 80s and 90s. Why can't this generation makes cool things anymore? It's cool forbidden now? Can't things look nice anymore?

>>714001443
>nigger is projecting harder
it's that easy with you blacks

>>714001659
oh shit I didn't even think about that kek

>>714001757
Forgot picture.
They could make him fly.
They could make him sit in a flying mystical or runic chair.
Or have magical arcane like supports.
Why having THAT?

>>713983960
>every dungeon there's a ramp
>or an incline
>or an elevator

>>714001172
>before
>1 character in a wheelchair
>now
>this character is in a wheelchair, that character is in a wheelchair, dragon in a wheelchair? yup, also once you're done with this quest to help a gay couple you can go do this other quest that's about you guessed it helping a gay couple then you can watch a cinematic about a crippled black girlboss and go speak to trans icon Chromie

>>714001131
Jesus fucking christ, now I understand why that new dragon race was so fucking gay.

>>713997574
It also helps differentiate him mechanically from Sly since he can't sneak under stuff anymore like he could in the first game.
>doesn't have Sly's dexterity
>doesn't have THE MURRAY's UNPARALLELED, STAUESQUE FIZEEK
>just a huge fuarking brain and some sick wheels

>>714001957
>WOAH THE GAME WENT FROM 1 MAJOR CHARACTER IN A WHEELCHAIR TO 2 MAJOR CHARACTERS IN A WHEELCHAIR AFTER 20 YEARS
damn, you really made a great argument anon, good job...

>>713985805
>I may be wheelchair bound, but I don't let it define me as a person. I have many intere-
>no. your entire personality is a chair

>>714001172
>I'm not here to defend anything
>defends anything
What did he mean by this

>>713983589 (OP)
>3 threads about wheelchairs on the catalog
So this is the new thing to hate? You can tell when anti-woke chuds get their new marching orders.

>>714001131
>humansplaining

>>713997041
Where the fuck are the jannies?

>>714001556
>>714001657
>umm actually he was PRETENDING to be retarded
Imagine defending nu-Blizz slop this hard.
...Wait.
Hold on.
Are you playing a vulpera?

I would be a evil wizard that maliciously heal invalids legs so they can walk again

>>714002057
>overweight
>diversity
come on man... I can at least appreciate and understand the cripple, the retard, and the light skinned black woman. but that other girl is just fat, that's it.

>>714002371
Is it even new at this point?
The Fantasy Wheelchair thing has been a joke for years at this point

>>714002371
it's just wowfags complaining about getting shat in the mouth by blizzard once again (they won't stop playing the fucking game they hate anyway)

>>714002586
Y-You can't do that!!!

>>714001639
There are no flying zones in azeroth, dummy...

>>713997041
They own this board.

>>713997041
ABLEVENGERS, ROLL OUT!

>>714001757
>Why can't this generation makes cool things anymore?
Because the obsession is more about LOOKING like you're trying to be inclusive, not actually BEING inclusive. Prof. X didn't have a traditional wheelchair, so it wasn't worth as many brownie points. "Who cares if a disabled person would rather have a flying hover chair?" they think. "WE NEED PEOPLE TO SEE THAT WE PUT IN A REAL WHEELCHAIR!"

That's how you know these people are trash.

>>713983589 (OP)
>OMG THEY HAVE CHAIRS IN A FANTASY SETTING
Never heard anyone complain about that...

>>714001757
Women and gays are inherently unable to make anything cool

>>713990006
>>713997680
>>714000307
All missing the forest for the trees. This is just basic Sociopath Algebra. Some people call it "Jewish".
It's the same thing that you have been fighting for years yet have not been able to effectively decode, reverse engineer and use against your enemies. You focus on the wrong details.
>fantasy character is in a wheelchair
Why? Pragmatically speaking it's to make the company appear as though it cares about diversity. This will fool a majority of people.
>but that doesnt make any sense!
To your average person neither do elves, halflings, magic nor anything else. It exists because it is fantasy and that's just what fantasy does. "Fantasy" may as well be a synonym for "gaga", it follows no discernible logic for the normalfag.
>*tries to explain in depth why the wheelchair doesnt make sense*
Again, fantasy doesn't make sense. You've seen that one image where a BMW is permitted to exist in Tolkien fiction because elves and magic do.
This is where you fuck up. Normalfags aren't going to comprehend themes or tone, they will not sit down and listen to some explanation of it.
So what should you actually do? You have a few options.
>ignore it
>stop caring about corposlop
>stop caring what normalfags think about a dead and decaying hobby
>gatekeep
>shun unintelligent people
>interact exclusively with people who arent hylics
>pirate all media to deny corporations profit

>>714003310
>floating chair with wheels

>>713983898
Healing is the domain of clerics, not wizards.

>>714002057
The wheelchair design of this is a lot more creative than WoW.

>>713983823
His mom encountered her friend at a department store and he couldn't find somewhere else to sit

>>714002362
That's really evil, dude.

>>713983589 (OP)
I mean even without a wheelchair this bitch is not a big deal.
Xal literally tanked his arcane beam, now Jaina, that bitch, can carry a fucking flagship.

>>714002653
>it's just wowfags
I mean the other 2 threads have nothing to do with wow, and looking in this thread a lot of people don't care about wow either.

>>713987597
And he eventually got access to advanced alien healing and can now walk again.

>>713983960
Dungeons should be wheelchair-accessible.

>>714003617
I mean what's cooler than a floating chair? A floating chair with wheels duh

>>713983589 (OP)
>totally organic threads

>>713983960
I mean aren't most dungeons in games designed in such a way to facilitate the players beating them

>>713987715
>the pharmaceudical company that makes and licenses wheelchairs
Wheelchairs aren't FDA regulated medicines, nor are they under any patents. You can get a cheap one that'll last a long time for $100.

>>713985091
Progressives are a cult, once one of them added combat wheelchairs to their fantasy game the others all had to also in order to show their fealty.

>>713983589 (OP)
>gay and lame shit game has gay and lame content

>>714000670
>>714000731
You should see what Mr. Sinister is like these days.

>>714004667
Do these leftoid subhumans not understand just how fucking stupid a wheelchair in fantasy really is? Not just from being immediately knocked down and becoming easy pickings because no monster is gking to paciently wait for you to get back on your cuck chair but the main form of going upwards is stairs.

It's the same reason why you still have trannies in SF settings where anyone can change gender for real.

>>714005151
Fucking lmao'ing at leftoids because this simple concept of stairs completely BTFO their cringe cripple soildarity.

>>714005085
It's not about logic, it's about them thinking they're virtuous for pandering to cripples.

>>713986626
It's also, let's say his legs are ultra cursed or something and can't be healed, why a floating wooden ghost wheelchair? Can't even say
>oh what if he can't use magic all the time?
then it would also vanish because it's a fucking ghost wheelchair, it's not comfortable because it's a shitty wooden wheelchair and it doesn't need the wheels because it floats. It's like they put extra effort into going through every scenario to make it as self-defeatingly anti-fiction as possible. Dude could be riding some epic magical beast or sit on a throne made out of the elements themselves, but can't have that, because they need players to almost literally see at a glance how check off that diversity box on screen.

>>713983823
It is a reflection of his mental state of being buck-broken by Dalaran getting destroyed by a filler villain.

>>714001237
>has a gun instead of a melee weapon
Makes a bit more sense

>>714005253
At least crippled people don't cling to their identity of being stuck in a chair. They'd stand if they could.

>>713991961
What was Dalaran's excuse for letting the Alliance suffer while Sylvanas was committing warcrimes so bad even the poster boy for the Horde himself thought it was too much? He left Danath hanging while that Blood Elf bitch betrayed the Silver Hand because the corpse of her old boss said to.

>>713983589 (OP)
>You can raise the dead
>You can be within 1hp of dying
>You cannot fix your legs

>>713986283
>So ignoring why Anduin didn’t heal him to full
lmao imagine if Jesus only healed the blind in one eye

>>714004467
Pointing and laughing at leftoid cringe and delusions are a normal /v/ passtime though.

>>713983589 (OP)
a scifi wheelchair game where you're some hobo who can't afford robot legs or an exoskeleton would be cool

>>714005716
>passtime
Ok, Ivan

>>714005716
And making 100 threads about non-vidya is also normal /v/ behavior

>>714003468
Only nowadays. Gay people used to have style way back. Internet just ruined their minds even further.

>>714005889
Not russian, I'm a burger, but you still will never be a real woman you disgusting nu-progressive freak.

>>713988620
Most wheelchair users are ambulatory (they can walk brieftly).

>>713983589 (OP)
Why not just conjure a recliner or a wing chair?

>>714005913
The OP image is from World of Warcraft, that's clear cut and dry video games you disingenuous GCJ trsnny freak, neck yourself.

I do not have a Blizzard account.

>>713983589 (OP)
>the mightiest wizard in known existence cannot heal himself
Every time I think blizzard cannot disappoint me any more they just have to prove me wrong.

>>714002362
Just use the hands.

>>714006095
I see I've touched a nerve. You gonna lose your 50 cents per post if you get caught by /v/?

>>714006008
>I'm a burger
I'll take things not a single American has ever uttered for 400, Aleksandr. Lol you don't even speak English, you're ranting in Twitter.

Khadgar, as a lore accurate white male of the patriarchy, had to be nerfed as to make the new black woman Npc look more powerful than him. It symbolizes black power and how institutional racism has been defeated

>>714002093
Wow used to be a brutal Heavy-metal type fantasy ripped straight from DnD campaigns built upon fantasies like Tolkein and the Conan fantasies.

Putting aside all the "anti-woke" shit, this shit looks incredibly stupid and goofy.

You parasites really want to suck the fun out of anything established to fuel your own narcissism.

>>714006137
Healing your disibilities is white supremacy chud, next you'll be talking about eugenics, breeding camps and outlawing mixed race couples.

>>713983589 (OP)
I cast testicular torsion then follow up with a shadow wraith of chair flipping.
I then reinforce my fortress with the spell Ramp to Stairs, pothole, and earth to mud.

>>713991796
Amateur
I shoot his legs with a healing spell enchanted shotgun so the wound instantly heals with cancer cells

>>714006347
The only thing you touch is that nasty festering axe wound betwixt your legs dilating because if you don't it naturally closes up lmao.
>>714006414
Burger is our international nickname, but you already know that with your russian obsession GCJ tranny frrak.

>>714005253
Trannies are already in San Francisco

>>714006694
This is the wheelchair thread not the trans thread, get your trolling straight.

The more diversity boxes you can check, the "better" the character is.

>>713983823
He has heavenly restriction

>>713988279
>ugly fat people don't want to be represented by an ugly, fat character
they do if they're women

>>714007149
I can't wait for this creepy Weimar clownworld satanic niggerworship to end soon. All these freaks can go back in the closet and stay there.

>>713990609
>hope they introduce taxes and goblins taking 40% of all the gold you earn too
Kek I downloaded a custom repack of WoW and this is actually one of a few challenges you can impose on your character in that mod

>>713986218
so it can land, duh
do you think wheels on airplanes are stupid too?

>>714006137
>>the mightiest wizard in known existence cannot heal himself
>>YOU CAN HEAL EVERYTHING IN WOW
People are not this retarded right? Also he's just recovering...

>>713986504
DID YOU JUST TRY TO DO A HECKIN' CULTURAL APPROPRIATION?!

>>713986504
>flying carpet would be cool than lame cuckstole on wheels
How is this better? Wouldn't you want a chait because you can actually sit in it? A magic carpet would be way more uncomfortable
Nigga if you were 80 years old would you pick a fucking carpet or a chair?

>>713989282
it's actually pretty simple
the anti-woke crowd always needs something to get outraged about every week and this time it happened to land on wheelchairs

>>714006436
>Wow used to be a brutal Heavy-metal type fantasy
LMAO

>>713989282
Because it's fucked, not only is it constantly breaking the internal consistency of the fiction, not even because of magic healing, but already because there are a million ways for people to get more effectively and narratively interesting around than the same big dumb wooden wheelchair (When this bait discussion comes up I always think of the albinauric women in Elden Ring, who can't use their legs, so they ride around on huge agile wolves, to name one of many examples), the entire message is also completely horrendous if you think more about it than not at all, because fiction exists to break free from reality and this shit is telling people
>Not you though! Even in the most fantastic worlds you'd be sitting in a wheelchair, because that's who you are and that's a good thing!
Do you really believe any non-retarded disabled person when given the choice to have a fully functioning body again would go
>No thank you, I was meant to be crippled! My disability makes me who I am as a person!
Because that is the lore of at least one major character in this kusoge now. And finally, NONE of that even matters, because the always same big dumb wooden wheelchair is a symbol - not of diversity, representation or whatever other bullshit, but to say
>we ticked that box from the reddit guideline
that is exactly why they use nothing more fantastical.

>>714008049
Pretty much this, slow week without a new concord-like to make fun of

>>714008123
Holy SOVL

>>714006414
I've called myself a burger a hundred times on these boards. It's barely self-deprecating.

>>713994512
Basically only the stuff that would fit in with regular warhammer fantasy, which disqualifies all smegmarines

>>713997041
>>714008049
>>714008241
You can't tell me these anti woke chuds are not bots
They just want to be mad lmao

>>713988810
>Second season
>Just opens her eyes
>5 years after the show ends
>Just stands up.
Get fucked, cripples.

>>714008049
Your pozzed tranny shit keeps flopping and it's a matter of time the entire house of cards falls on you leaving you all broke, destitute and homeless with suicide being your only exit from a world that is absolutely sick of your inhuman, unnatural and satanic lifestyle.

>>713983589 (OP)
Neat, this is the ourrage porn for the next two weeks. I fucking hate vaniks so much it's unreal.

If he can levitate then why the chair?
If it's easier to use levitation on object than your own body all the time, then why is the chair magic and not a real one?

>>714008718
What does laughing at delusional troonies and wokies have to do with russians?

>>714004467
>>714005716
I hate Russians so much it's unreal. You dumb gullible fuck.

>>714008789
Not having a visible wheelchair invalidates the developers solidarity to the staircase intolerant.

>>713989282
Blind swordsman is a cool trope. He is essentially not blind. They usually used magic or trained to overcome this.
A cripple in modern games is defined by being a cripple but not slightly inconvenienced by this stat. They have nothing to overcome because they are valid the way they are.

It's the tone set. A wheelchair bound character from old games acknowledges that a wheelchair is actually inconvenient. IF they're a boss or combatant then they're usually using some for of exoskeleton or magical walker legs to fight, depending on the setting. They are following the rule of cool instead of lame and gay.

>>714006436
>Wow used to be a brutal Heavy-metal type fantasy ripped straight from DnD campaigns built upon fantasies like Tolkein and the Conan fantasies.
Not true in the slightest tf is u smoking?

>>714008810
Why are genetic deadends so obsessed with other genetic deadends, with axe wounds?
You've been programed, it's not normal to think 30% of the internet is trans, or care. At the "woke" are just as manipulated and feed off you as much as you feed of them.

>>714009085
Curiously the ones who circle the wagons and concern troll for this typical faggot shit always end up being discord trannies, really curious.

>>713983589 (OP)
If he's the enemy's strongest wizard why doesn't he use magic to re-fuse his spine or in the least animate his legs? The enemy must not be very strong if their strongest wizard can't do these things.

imagine how much less striking it'd be if that fat dwemer in morrowind was in a wheelchair instead of on an insect leg mount

>>714008123
That's what pure BiS looks like chud.

You realize it's extremely easy to make characters with any kind of disability and you can make them cool by just leaning into it?

>>713983589 (OP)
why not just have a magic horse to ride on or smthing

>>714009781
according to some fags, it's because Cuckgar got it from his love interest and uses it so that he doesn't hurt their feelings

>>714008789
It's an able-bodied special snowflake's interpretation of what a wheelchair bound person would want.
>don't you want to broadcast to the world how heckin' special you are?
>no, bitch. I want to walk.

>>713996446
>>713997041
I'm trying to think of the /v/ threads these wheelchair ones probably pushed off the board and honestly nothing of value was lost

>>714009536
I'm down with wheel chairs if they're monstrous spider tank legs instead, or just cut the top off of one o'these and stick'em on there, for robot legs.

>>713983960
>Yeah I butcher villages and rape children but I wouldn't DARE make my dungeon wheelchair inaccessible.

>>713983589 (OP)
>How do you respond?
Leave it to Asmongold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDOkGtnGM0s

Asmongold, The One True King and The Face of WoW.

I hate that we live in a reality where being as lame, retarded and gay as possible is considered a good thing, and being cool in any way whatsoever is bad

I guess only the japs can make an actually interesting cripple.

>>713983589 (OP)
>this is wow in 2025
grim

>>714010882
>this is grim in 2025
wow

>>714009747
Based fellow brain damaged poster.

>>714010815
thanks doc

>>714008024
A floating magical wheelchair looks retarded.

>>714007713
But airplanes don't have the wheels out when they are flying

>>713989282
Why do you woke retards treat being disabled like it's nothing more than an aesthetic?

>>713985091
>>713985408
sci-fi gets to go off scot-free because wheelchairs are technology.

>>713985491
or just a flying fucking throne like the Slaan from Warhammer Fantasy or Okina from Touhou.
the goat chairs from Witch Hat Atelier are also cool, though those only walk instead of flying.

>>714011215
>Nigga if you were 80 years old would you pick a fucking carpet or a chair?

Just answer the question bitch

>>714011802
Well you can lie down on the carpet.

>>714011215
Get fucked bitch, floating chair drip is wild.

>>713985408
sex

>>714012074
Ok let me rephrase it, a floating magical wheelchair with WHEELS looks fucking retarded.

>>713983589 (OP)
>We saved you from Dalaran now it's time to fully heal your woun...
DON'T!
>W-why?
I WANT TO STAY CRIPPLED AS A REMINDER OF WHAT HAPPENED TODAY!
>O-okay, but you have to be able to move aro...
PINK NEON GHOST WHEELCHAIR!

>>713983589 (OP)

At this point I'm partial to [CENSORED] the disabled.

>>713983589 (OP)
they just can't help themselves.

>>714006414
>>714008718
LMAO, you cunts cry RU whenever someone disagrees with you and you have nothing to say back. The slop you are defending wont last. Ether Chuds or Mudsuloms will take over and bury this (((art))) with you in a mass grave.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sNdqNJnhhM
Better then anything you woketards could ever make.

>>714012508
I meant to add "Also, Russian rock is underrated." to that post.

>>714012227
You're not getting out of this. It has an emergency wheel, on the bottom anon, acts like a track ball mouse pad with a gyroscope to stabilize it.

What happened to Atiesh?

>>714008049
Nah, calling wokies like you retarded isn't being outraged.

>>714012074
>>714012227
Actually yes, if it was just a floating throne thing it'd be actually cool. But it tries to ape something that exists in our world solely as a compromise.

>>714012630
They should designed the one in the op like that as well, sounds a lot better than a floating basic ass wheelchair with wheels.

>>713983823
>>713983589 (OP)
You would like it if it was cute girl in wheelchair. You are just sexist.

>>714012963
Cute girls can get away with literally anything even if it's retarded, and arguably it/they being retarded is just part of the appeal and the cuteness, so it's really not a fair comparison at all.

>>713999630
Professor X always gets his legs healed but keeps getting crippled again

>>714012850
Gays cannot into cool engineering, everything always has to be some shade of pink and shit looking

Are wheelchairs just fanservice for woke people now?

>>713983589 (OP)
>>713983823
>>713985091
The trope of "Extremely capable, but otherwise has a disability" is as old as time. You have a bunch of comic book characters with this trait: Charles Xavier, Daredevil, Oracle, in anime you got Edward from Fullmetal Alchemist, Venom Snake is missing an arm, So are Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker, ancient greeks depicted the god Hephaestus in a chair with wheels, Toph from Avatar is Blind, Bran Stark is Paralyzed, Eli Vance is missing a Leg, Furiosa is missing an arm, Hiccup from how to train your dragon is missing a leg, Captain Hook, Barret replaced his arm...

So it happens in both classic stories (all the way back to ancient greeks) to modern ones. Giving a capable character a disability is just a pretty common way to balance them out and make them memorable at the same time. Hell, technically Mother brain fits this too. Being literally just a brain dependent on machinery to do anything.

>>714012963
Actually a magenta wheel chair would still look stupid even if it did have a cute girl on it. Sorry.

>>714013393
Yeah, leftist think it makes them look super accepting and open minded. Honestly, as someone who is stuck in the eternal cuck chair it just feels like they are mocking me.

>>714014025
I wish people like you would be as vocal about it though
It would be hilarious to see their "good intentions" crumble under arguments like "it just feels like they are mocking me" and how its actively making you feel worse about yourself etc.

>>713999630
Professor X can throw hands though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XlBgyxnth8

>>714013416
>Extremely capable, but otherwise has a disability
>Captain Hook

>>714013416
None of those characters have an easy remedy for their disability, so it's not comparable.

>>713986626
>fantasy killer
This is always a retarded argument made by reactionaries to exclude anything they don't like. You can take literally anything, and go: "Bwah! BWah! It breaks my immersion!!!" Because that's a subjective standard. The fat retard baby yelled about "can't have immersion" because a sci-fi space game had pronouns. The fucking Genre that is possibly known the most for fucking around with weird gender concepts. So for anyone who read stuff like "The Left Hand of Darkness" by famous Sci-Fi author Ursula K. Le Guin, from the fucking 60s, seeing gender fuckery in sci-fi is completely normal. But if you're some culture war faggot, you can just yell MODERN AUDIENCES! MUH IMMERSION! and act like that's an argument.
Same bullshit with Fantasy games: "You mean to tell me I can cast ressurection, and heal, and Lay on Hands, but we couldn't heal Vol'Jin??? THIS BREAKS MY FANTASY!!! It is well established, that the shit we can do with our abilities is not always something we can do in "canon". Healers can heal some wounds, yes. But if a character loses an arm in a cutscene, that's it for that arm, despite the world having healing and ressurection. So you can either realize that the guy has a "canon" injury that can't just be healed for some reason, or you can be a faggot about it and just say "fantasy killer".

>>714014509
Same goes for you. It's the "Why didn't we just heal Aerith" debate.

>>714014240
I don't use facebook or anything, they'll just have to figure it out eventually.

>>714014605
>Same goes for you
That was my first reply to you, so I don't think it does. "Balancing" a character with a negative quality or disability does not make sense in a setting where the disability canonically can be easily healed.

>>714014605
It's just fanservice for retards like you, and you know it. Shut the fuck up.

>>714014352
Having a cool hook hand isn't all it's crack up to be, dude has to wipe his ass eventually.

>>714000182
but it doesn't even look like a real item, it's translucent and purple like khad pulled it out of his ass just now with a creation spell
an external gift would look like it's made of real materials or so I would think

>>714014240
It has happened, and it doesn't matter, because this stuff isn't made for people with disabilities. This stuff is made for upper middle class whites who want to feel like they're morally superior because they consume media with diversity in it and drive an electric car.

>>714014626
Im not sure how devs ever see something like this anyway except maybe through twitter or something
Not like they read the forums

>>714014352
I guess Hook depents on which Peter Pan story we're thinking about, how capable he is goes back and forth a bit between the different adaptations, but he is at the very least (in universe) considered to be a very skilled sword fighter. Of course being the villain he is bound to lose, but yeah, he's not terribly incompetent, just because he ends up losing.
But if you want you can chalk that up one to "famous character with physical disability" instead of "capable character with disability" if you want.

>>714014842
That's what Mr Smee is there for.

>>714014924
>electric car.
unless its a tesla, in which case they actively burn the lithium based car and delerships (good for climate change), or put cuck stickers to avoid their cars getting torched

>>714014924
Which is why disabled people should demonize this practice and turn that moral superiority into shame
Though this would require them to act just as retarded

>>714014827
Ancient greeks created fanservice, just for me? Wow!! And many of these other characters like Professor X where made for me before I was even born? Is it both "woke nonsense for modern audiences" or is it something that existed in story telling for almost as long as we had stories? Hell, Even Sherlock Holmes had a drug addiction that on occasion worried Watson. Are we gonna pretend that writing characters with flaws and disabilities is bad now? Or "fan servicy"? Was Arthur Conan Doyle doing fanservice for the cocaine addictis in the 1880s and 1890s?

>>714015549
Did the ancient greeks make this >>713983589 (OP) you actual fucking retard.

>>713983589 (OP)
>>714015371
>>713996679
>>713990098
>>713984158

>>713983589 (OP)
The only thing I dislike about this, is that the model is a bit lazy. (lazy in design, not execution there was clearly effort put into designing the actual wheelchair bit) It's clearly a wooden chair, with wooden bits hold together by heavy iron strips bolted into the wood. A very common Warcraft style.
But they also went ahead and made it spectral, (or whatever, I guess spectral in WoW is blue) so then why is it wood and metal like this? If Kadghar conjured this, jazz it up a bit. Look at how the "mage table" summon looks, make it more like that kind of material, put wizard runes on the wheels, give it something more magical than: "regular in-universe fitting wheelchair, but pink and see-through".

>>714016048
Which way crippled man

>>713996650
>The holochair floats so stairs won't work
WHY THE WHEELS THEN

>>714013416
You keep trying to argue this out of context. The problem is not the guy in a wheelchair. The problem is not that the wheelchair is some gay ugly magenta shit. The problem is that WoW has been a nonstop parade of gays and cripples ever since Dragonflight so when they wheel out yet another cripple people immediately assume it's another character designed with the Patented Activision-Blizzard Diversity Chart™ because that's what the executive mandate said to do.

>>714007149
>Haitian flag
I call bullshit, everyone in Haiti is starving.