>Nintendo banned my console because my sister chose 'Twink Link' as her username.

lol

>>713984052 (OP)
>Violate tos
>"wtf why did they ban me"

Nintendo is a family brand, no homosexuals allowed.

where's the proof?

>>713984405

>>713984405
how about i violate your ass you worthless sissy slut??

>honest it was the name change, not the depraved sexual messages I sent to minors.

>my sister downloaded grindr
Compulsive lying is inherent to fags, huh.

>>713984405
Why ban the entire console instead of just that specific user profile?

Why do I have a sneaking suspicion that this isn't the reason?

>>713984590
Stop asking questions just consume product and get excited for next nintendo sermon

>reddit screencap threads
>twitter screencap threads
>youtube screencap threads
>discord screencap threads
All of these need to be permabannable.

>>713984907
reddit screencap threads are the only good threads on /v/

>>713984907
I created 3 of these today alone.

>>713984492
>Make broad statement about obeying tos
>Retards assume you have some double standard

>>713984907
Instagram screencaps when?

How hard is it to just not promote sexual degeneracy on a children's platform?

>>713984052 (OP)
>"my sister"
Right.

>>713985170
>have decades long history of fucking over your fans out of sheer narcissism and entitlement
>söylent bug man on the internet says this is fine

>>713984474
It's a Reddit post. Remember the 20 years of Pokémon saves lost news story? It was a Reddit post, whom's author deleted both the post and his account.

Wouldn't be surprised if game journalists are using Reddit throwaway accounts to give themselves writing material to hit their quotas. You have to keep in mind the first people to report this are content scrappers websites that have ZOOMER friendly format. TheGamer, VGC, Game Rant, etc all have search engine optimization AI articles and they're chasing Reddit posts. The audience as you can see are ADHD terminally online zoomers who believe everything that's on the internet. It's quite a problem and it snowballs because the third world (Southest Asia, South America, India, Eastern Europe) have staggering low IQ as well.

>>713984052 (OP)
btw I can't tell if this is twitter, discord or reddit but somebody ask for his sisters pics if she's into twinks

>>713985340
Thanks for the suggestion anon

>>713985340

>>713985579
>You have to keep in mind the first people to report this are content scrappers
Well yeah, you think CNN is gonna report on this?

>>713984052 (OP)
Twink enjoyers are one of the most oppressed minorities on earth

>>713984907
also images that have been posted 20+ times should be permabannable.

>>713984052 (OP)
based nintendo purging faggots

>>713984052 (OP)
>not a temp ban
>full on console ban, so say goodbye to your library
>literally money stolen
I fucking hate the antichrist

Those people need to stop pushing their religion on corporations.

Another fake and gay article snoyggers will post and parrot to death
Wonderful

>>713984907

>>713986070
You get what you deserve for supporting this industry.

>Nintendo banning gays from their platform
Maybe I was too harsh on them.

>>713986260
stealing money is never acceptable, even if it's a subhuman like a faggot

>>713986138
>jewish humor

>>713986981
And this is why they're raping your kids now.

>>713986981
>tell you they can steal your money at any time
>give them your money anyway
>they steal your money
>D:
stupid games stupid prizes etc

>>713984052 (OP)
>reddit post

I'm just gonna assume he is lying, unless he provides video or pictures of his banned console.

>>713987404
>it's on our contract therefore we can break the law and steal your property
least delusional tendie

>>713984052 (OP)
Basedtendo purging fujo scum

>>713984052 (OP)
>my dog wrote NIGGER NIGGER in chat
lol sure, glad nintendo banned this hateful turd.

>>713984405
>Let someone choose a name that violates tos
>Brick their console

Good. All buyfags deserve this
reap, sow,etc

>>713987414

>>713984052 (OP)
>My "sister"
Yeah. Sure thing Jermain.

>>713985465
it's quite literally just business. companies aren't your friends. they don't have to do anything for you.
>narcissism and entitlement
the only one entitled here is you because they aren't doing what YOU want. don't like it? make your own indieslop.

>>713984052 (OP)
I am also attracted to my own sister

>>713984052 (OP)
>permanent system bans cannot be revoked by Nintendo at all
So Nintendo implements their on style of VAC bans now? kek

This is the biggest fuckup in the history of consoles. Dumb fucking luddite nips.

>>713984405
Why don't they have a word ban list?

>>713988667
>just business
nintendo is cheaping out on hardware sold with fat profit margins AND increasing game prices
no oled when you can get a $150 phone with one
no hall effect when those cost basically fucking nothing?
2020 soc?
the other consolecucks at least get the gesture of their consoles being sold at a loss

>>713988903
it's even worse because they steal your money like PSN
meanwhile valve is merciful enough to let you keep playing your library

They did the right thing

>>713984052 (OP)
I named myself tendie jew and still not banned yet.

Im gonna buy a switch two just to get it console banned then return it to gamestop and repeat until they catch what im doing

Fuck nintendbronies

>>713989036
i can understand the first point, because nintendo consoles are traditionally bought by parents to be given to their children. having a lineup of varying models (normal, lite, oled,etc) gives them the sense they're making a more financially responsible decision when it's cheaper. i would do the same thing.
>no hall effect
it's patented by some chinks. they won't give it out to anyone.
>2020 soc
steam deck is using an amd apu design from 2019 and costs like 500. also there straight up is no direct alternative while giving the same performance.

>>713989148
This aged horribly and not just because of trump.

>>713989148
this guy deserves to be banned from life

>>713984052 (OP)
Based nintendo

>>713984052 (OP)
>I was told to return my system
What the fuck? That can't be real.

>>713989292
Why would they ban you? Nintendo is a honorary Jewish company.

Fucking Wii U shit

>>713989148
This needs to be posted in every thread next to OP

>>713984907
Yep, we have enough false flags and other bullshit without those. :^)

>>713984052 (OP)
Don't complain, just buy another one and make sure to me mindful of literally anyone and everyone, at the expense of your own fun on a system you don't own, and play "games" you don't own :D

>Her username was recently changed to Twink Link
AKA, the predditor changed it to that to groom his "sister." Thankfully Nintendo caught on and banned him.

>>713984907
I miss when the internet wasn't screenshots of like 5 websites being posted to one another

>>713984405
Boot: Licked

>>713984052 (OP)
>Twink Link
I'm usually against Nintendo's anti-consumer practices but they got what they deserved, stupid fucking zoomers

>>713989512
>it's patented by some chinks. they won't give it out to anyone.
then why can you get full size controllers with it for half of what nintendo charges for their cheap shit
>steam deck is using an amd apu design from 2019 and costs like 500. also there straight up is no direct alternative while giving the same performance.
steam gets a lot less profit per handheld user than nintendo
if you're buying a deck you're likely replaying games you already have or buying cheap ones and they only get a 30% cut
with nintendo you're paying full price and they get every single penny
deck is also produced at a tiny fraction of the volume of nintendo so it's naturally more expensive
it's also using a more expensive and more popular process node than the samsung 8nm the switch 2 uses

>>713984405

>>713987404
>retard thinks these TOS hold up in court
You understand a lawyer drafts TOS without consulting a court right? You can put whatever you want in there but shit that is clearly unreasonable is illegal and would be found so by a judge (i.e. I typed in a name, the system accepted it without a word filter, then I cant play any games at all). It's doubly worse these retards are telling people to return bricked consoles. There's a reason there was a whole legal fight over TOS in the EU; its a matter of time before it happens here.

>>713984052 (OP)
Stupid Nintensubhumans

So some Salaryman retard actually programmed a filter for the word twink. Is this why Mario Kart was 80 dollars.

>>713984590
so you can buy the console again, and these subhuman nintodlers will absolutely do that

>>713984052 (OP)
>giving Nintendo money
You only have yourself to blame.

>>713984052 (OP)
I friended a random on switch 1 who had offensive usernames. It seemed like they had to change it a couple times but they were never banned from online play. Is this a Switch 2 only thing?

>>713984052 (OP)
>Buy console for children
>Accept EULA that says you won't be a disgusting pervert with a gross name since you'll be playing in lobbies with 9 year olds
>Name yourself something inappropriate
>Surprised that you're now cut off from playing with children

>>713984052 (OP)
>paying $500 again just to play shitty Nintentoid games
wow they know their base so well

>>713984405
multiple games have word ban list, it would be extremely easy for them to implement that consolewide or on NSO profiles

and please tell me how the word "twink" breaks any TOS when the word itself isn't categorized as a slur in any country, and when words like "twinkle" LITERALLY exist in the english dictionary and are normal words

>>713984405
Usually I agree with this because the terms are always presented in the scenarios where people are bitching about this, but I didn't sign a contract or even see any terms when I bought the console. You shouldn't be allowed to enforce shit you're not giving people a chance to acknowledge.

>>713984907
Shut the fuck up, you little bitch. 4chan is social media and you will see screen shots from all other social media sites on each other. Kill yourself or something if you can't adapt to that, you fucking oldfag boomer faggot.

>>713984405
imagine justifying banning someone for using words the system itself allows you to use

>name profile after your two most favorite nintendo characters
>system stolen

>ToS: Don't say twink or other groomer words
>Tendrone redditor: "TWINK TWINK TWINK EGG EGG EGG PLEASE TRANSITION WITH ME TIMMY"

>>713990685
>>ToS: Don't say twink or other groomer words

Where does it say that?

In what world is "twink" foul langauge?

>>713984052 (OP)
Nice bait. They also said they got unbanned when I found the thread.

>>713984052 (OP)
>one profile gets a ban
>permanently brick the entire console
What did they mean by this?

>>713985340
>instagram screencap thread
>OP is a gif that starts off as a still image then turns into the most brainrotten shit you've ever seen
Would be fun

FAKE
AND
VERY GAY

>>713985676
Based and cultivationpilled.

>>713990616
>but I didn't sign a contract or even see any terms when I bought the console. You shouldn't be allowed to enforce shit you're not giving people a chance to acknowledge.
putting the undeniable fact that this specific ban over the word twink is absurd, creating an online profile for a console that requires online does indeed count as signing the contract and agreeing to their terms, yes, that's exactly what that small line "by clicking 'create profile' you accept the terms" means

>>713990792
The mere idea of twinks is disgusting.

>>713984497
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>713990397
Why did they let him choose the name in the first place? It's not like it's uncommon for something to say "The username you entered contains inappropriate words. Please enter something else." instead of letting you put something in and then banning you after the fact. Also the fact that they're banning him instead of just forcing him to change the name.

Nintendo's games aren't even good anymore. Tears of the Kingdom was a horrendous disappointment. We never got a sequel to Odyssey that had actual content in it. I'll be surprised if Metroid Prime 4 is good, though I do hope it actually is because I love that franchise.

>>713989571
Elon being a retard has not aged horribly. Trump is still trying to rehire all of the staff from the Department of Energy and the Department of State that Elon fired. Turns out you shouldn't fire all of the people in charge of keeping track of the nukes, and if you want to bomb Iran, you should keep the Farsi translators on the payroll. Elon's strategy of "fire everyone and then rehire them when something breaks" is a schadenfreude story when it's a social media shitpost site, but when that's the difference between containing or not containing viral disease outbreaks, it's suddenly a much dumber policy.

>>713989023
>Why don't they have a word ban list?
They do. It's a fake story. Engagement bait.

Why ban the device and not just the account?

the switch 2 is a straight console for straight gamers confirmed

>>713991525
>”erm, it’s fake”
Anything to prove your claim?

>>713990959
>Please be mindful that not every topic that might be appropriate in other venues is appropriate on our products, platforms, and events, which are a celebration of our characters and worlds. We’re all here because we love games, and so we encourage everyone to share their passion for games at our events and on our platforms while keeping other topics to venues more appropriate for those conversations.
https://www.nintendo.com/us/community-guidelines/
Grooming does not fall under an appropriate topic as the Switch 2 is a children's toy meant to be played by children.

>>713984052 (OP)
Miyamoto is ashamed and disgusted by the mere thought of twink Link. And rightfully so.

>>713984907
That would cut traffic of this site down by like 70%. Think of the advertisers, anon.

>take it to Walmart
>yo this shit is broke B
>okay we’ll refund you 100% of the purchase
>thanks make sure you resell that G-unit

faggots deserve to be punished and its hilarious

>>713991565
Because then you have to spend $600 on a new console :)

>>713984052 (OP)
Surely there's proof they banned his console over that, right?
Of course not.
8 more years :)

>>713991607
see >>713989148
Its a genuine /leftypol/ Reddit sperg bot

funny how now one ITT bothered to go actually checking the reddit thread
cause right there OP said he talked with support and that they themselves admitted it was a mistake as they themselves can't find a reason for the ban, and gave him a code to bring to the retail store he got the switch 2 from to get a full refund(cause they can't lift the ban) and get a new console(awful solution btw)

>>713984052 (OP)
Nintendies will never learn, will they?

>>713989148
holy mother of buzzwords. Even AI got mentioned somehow

>>713984052 (OP)
>can't be revoked by nintendo
Yeah, this is fake.

>>713991939
>(cause they can't lift the ban)
What a farce

>>713984052 (OP)
Porn addicted faggot, get fucked lmao

However much you think you hate Nintendo, it's not enough
t. former Wii U owner and Nintendo fan

>>713991525
Yes: the fact that Nintendo has a word filter in place which blocks out banned terms and prevents you from using them, and that we have had system updates which mentioned this in the ptch notes. If it's a banned name than you can't set it at all, it will tell you to pick a different name. The poster is a liar.

>>713992154
agreed, but it's also what Nintendo publicly stated from the start, console bans are something not even Nintendo can revoke
and yeah, we all know it's an arbitrary decision and that they technically can do it just fine, them saying they "can't" simply means they(the support) aren't allowed to and that they(Nintendo) will not do it as per their policy.

>>713991607
This >>713992303 was meant for you but I clicked reply on the wrong comment

>>713984405
There's literally nothing Nigtendo faggots won't defend example #6038.

>>713984052 (OP)
Praise Nintendo
Praise Christ
keep this homosexual crap out of my vidya

>nintendo's ban conditions are on par with tranny discord servers
>people are defending this

>>713992269
>t. former Wii U owner and Nintendo fan
hmmm sweaty if you don't constantly buy the latest nintendo product you're a snoy

>>713989148
Okay, now I'm convinced he doesn't have a sister.

The Twink Link username was probably his, lmao.

>>713992554
except on discord you get banned for not being a homo

>>713991939
OP is obviously a lying faggot

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>713992672
discord trannies permaban you for names they don't like
what you do if you're customer support is default their name to a bunch of numbers and then make them put in a ticket to change it

>>713984052 (OP)
Tendies deserve all the misfortune they get.

>>713984052 (OP)
That's illegal in the EU btw.

>>713993013
too bad we stay winnin'
bing bing motherfucker, it's a mario century

>>713993058
Too bad it's not illegal in a real country, otherwise Jewtendo might actually comply

>>713984052 (OP)
Has there been anyone else who can say this has happened to them? If this is real you'd expect it to happen more.

>kids says bad word
>500$ stolen forever
At this point, is this console even for children?
It looks more to me that it belongs to fanatical man children whales with to much money and little financial sense and well being for their own good.

>>713984052 (OP)
>instead of not letting you set the name they just permaban your console
Incredible.

>>713993182
https://europa.eu/youreurope/business/dealing-with-customers/solving-disputes/european-small-claims-procedure/index_en.htm

>>713993191
Zoomers and third worlders believe everything on the internet without a second of critical thinking. You think IQs dropping worldwide is a lie?

>>713984405
Why don't they just force you to change your name?

>>713993224
that's because it is
children tend to say shit off the cuff and you have to be scummy to punish them for it that hard

>I am a retard and believe every reddit post I see without evidence
Jesus Christ, please tell me it's just one faggot falseflagging as multiple retards, don't tell me this is ACTUALLY the average IQ of posters in this chink board.

This is fake I literally had nigger riots as a name during one of those riots a while ago. Nothing happened not even a name change.

>>713985579
>TheGamer, VGC, Game Rant, etc all have search engine optimization AI articles and they're chasing Reddit posts
It’s funny how these sites started popping up only when the rest of the world was getting internet.

>>713993473
>tell me it's just one faggot falseflagging as multiple retards,
He is, and he's been at it for 10 years and counting. Don't underestimate his mental illness.

>>713984052 (OP)
Fuck

>>713990371
>>713989632
It’s fake, what actually happened is he is told to return it because they refused to unban him because dude is banned for other reasons it’s all fake and gay

Nintendo is a despicable company. T
It's soul died with Iwata.

>>713993437
hal the people in the 20-25 range are children looking to bypass ratings restrictions

>>713993860
You didn't like Iwata either, faggot.

>buy game
>money stolen

>>713984405
I'd love for you or nintendo to point out how "twink" violates tos

It's pretty mainstream slang for a body type, there's nothing inherently sexual about it. That's like saying "jock, sporty, slim, or husky" are sexual terms

>>713993782
That is still what the fuck. You can't play games on your console if they ban you?

>>713993691
Nintendo will personally send Samus Aran to punish naughty anons!!!

>>713994001
>it just means bundle of sticks

>>713984405
People like you need to be hit by a car. A console ban for the name twink link. Nintendies are fucked.

>>713989148
>ELON MUSK
>wordswordswords
He should have all his accounts across the internet permabanned, and his ISP should blacklist him as well

>>713988080
>your property
You own the physical hardware, not the software on it, and access to the software on it can be revoked at any time for any reason they deem appropriate with no legal recourse or remedy.
You agreed to this and more including waiving your right to file suit against them for any reason by using the software.
You lose, thanks for paying

>>713993973
>TOS: Buying this game is illegal
>Buy game
>Money stolen
Should've read the TOS

>>713984052 (OP)
LMAO
Oh wait, Americans can just return their shit in this case?

>>713984405
xbox gives you like infinite name changes, I know because my friend in the 360 days kept naming himself

FISTEDGRANNY 1-8 before he got bored.

>>713985676
guarantee whoever this whore is, she heard this from some guy she knew the day before she posted it

>>713994225
>laws say corporations can't steal your money
>corporation writes ToS that gives them right to steal your money
they're just asking for a lawsuit at this point

>>713994103
Good.

Keep groomers away from kids.

>>713994395
>Keep groomers away from kids.
So when are (you) getting banned?

>>713987404
>etc

No it's just stupid games stupid prizes you fucking faggot, there is no "etc"

>>713994217
shut up tendie cuck.
my consoles are mine, not nintendo's or sony's

>>713994217
that's an excellent argument for emulation

>>713984052 (OP)
Would they ban me for naming myself Big Chungus?

Make a new board for Nintendo garbage
Ban all Nintendo garbage on /v/
There, /v/ is now fixed

>>713994391
They'll just bankrupt you if you take them to the courts

>>713994608
emulation and cfw is the only way to truly own your games. that way corpos can't take them away
corpos only have themselves to blame for any lost sales

>>713994608
Thankfully that's already off the table for the foreseeable future
Anyone who dares try to put one out for Switch 2 is getting deep fucked into generational debt

>>713994701
Nintendo board
Nintendo site
Don't like it? Leave.

Well well well, if it isn't the same retards who attack players in "niggerniggernigger" perma ban threads, now attacking nintendo for doing the same thing.

She bought a switch 2 to play breath of the wild?

I refuse to believe this person is the only one in the fucking world to use twink in their username and be banned for it

>i can go on anyone's switch and get them permanently banned within 5 minutes

>>713992303
why don't you change your profile name to Twink Link and show us?

>>713995057
Have fun figuring out my passcode to unlock the screen.

>>713984405
I love deranged tendie posts like this, keep them going

>>713994879
they're just underground now

>>713984590
You might not know this, but your nintendo account has no data in it besides cloud saves, all the purchases and shit are linked to the console, so if you want to have two consoles at the same time you need to transfer the data and games from one console to the other every single time you buy a digital game or play on one and want the save data on the other, even with cloud saves enabled.
Have in mind that when they released the switch 1 they were still using fucking windows 95 on their servers, nintendo's infrastructure is outdated as fucking hell and badly engineered.

>>713995223
my monkey brain primed me to see brian griffin

>>713984052 (OP)
That's what you get for buying Nintendo. Also in Europe they cannot brick consoles, but only block the account. Another win for EU.

>>713984405
>Defending the corporation from milking you
The fact that people like this exist and have voting rights...

>>713984052 (OP)
i called someone a nigger on miiverse during wii u era and only got that profile restricted from using miiverse for a week
now you telling me your profile name gets you insta perma'd on the entire SYSTEM even if it doesnt have a bad word in it?
lmao

>>713995432
so how do they comply with EU law allowing customers the to transfer ownership of their copy?

>>713984052 (OP)
no refunds
feels good seeing tendies suffer kek
>>713984405
based nintendrajeet marketer
keep it up!

>Collective punishment time, lads, if any profile on your family console with like 6 profiles on it gets banned, nobody gets to play!
This is the inevitable consequence of genX and millennials treating Nintendo like a religion instead of a company; their only obligation is to squeeze as much money as they can out of your for the least effort and at a certain point it's on (you) the consumer to draw a line. Things get this bad because of ~30 years of negligence from the consooomers to not buy product if it sucks. We're all living amidst the crushing accumulated weight of (your) lifetime of failure.

>>713984052 (OP)
rare nintendo W

>>713984052 (OP)
Why they always say bullshit like that? They can brick it but then can't unbrick it? That is just too retarded.

>>713984052 (OP)
Based Nintendo

>>713994753
cucktendo lost against costa ricans. they're a bunch of pansies

>>713984052 (OP)
>sister gets my console banned
>bratty sister!! Correction required! Uoohhhhhhhh ToT

>>713984052 (OP)
>fujo sister
He failed as a brother

>It's a good story Westen, there's just one small problem.
>I. Don't. Believe. You.

>>713984052 (OP)
No, they banned his console for using one of those MiG carts.

>>713984052 (OP)
good, degens get the rope

>>713996183
Can’t be a permanent ban if it isn’t permanent

>SAAR IT IS FAKE BY PAKI DALITS!
kek why are tendiejeets so pathetic

>>713984052 (OP)
"Twink Link"
Why is this inaccurate? From the interviews this is exactly what they were trying to portray with Link.

>>713984052 (OP)
Maybe don't use porn slang as a username, idk

Nintendo knows online bans will force people to buy another Switch 2 to play online, increasing their sales, so they are very loose with what they ban for. They know Nintendo fans are entirely addicted and cannot reject Nintendo. They have been brainwashed from birth to have unconditional love for Nintendo.

>>713984052 (OP)
Why didn't they just put in a check that prevents you from naming yourself that?

>>713998206
see >>713998095

>>713984405
Imagine paying a premium to effectively rent hardware.
lol
lmao
Terminally domesticated turbofaggot-hypernigger debtcattle, the lot of you.

>>713998325
Okay, but they prevent you from using many other words, why not this one

>>713998092
Maybe stop being a pornbrained gooner, idk

>>713984052 (OP)
I believe it, as Nintendo also can't revoke permanent game bans, know this first hand as I got banned permanently from splatoon 2 after being mass reported for squid bagging and it happened to be someone semi-popular on twitch. Tried to dispute the ban, they legit said that permanent bans are final and cannot be revoked by anyone at support or even the devs. As no one has access to the ban tables since all their game servers are ran on old esoteric mysql tables and unbanning someone would be logging into the mysql database and revoking the table. Fucking stupid.

>>713998448
Nintendo isn't up on all the cool internet lingo so they only make a list that is as basic as possible

>>713984052 (OP)
>my sister
nice try faggot

>>713998554
They updated their banned names list to include obscure Russian/Ukrainian slurs, I'm sure they can ban generic porn/sexualized talk

>>713998547
>Nintendo still using MySQL in 2025
Yikes

if my sisters switch name was Twink Link i'd probably rape her

>>713984052 (OP)
>my sister
sure anon

>>713995432
Ive literally redownloaded all my purchases on other switches. Why are you lying?

>>713998762
Given all their services are peer2peer, sounds about right.

>>713998762
Nintendo is infamous for blackballing people who have any slight connection to anything that they might consider illicit like emulation, speed running, or showing off glitches. They briefly had a white hat recruitment program but they realized paying private detectives to threaten people is more effective. End result is stuff like using the MIG people into a lifetime of poverty instead of hiring them like most Western companies would do

>>713995432
so were you alone at the lunch table or did you just eat in the bathroom?

>>713994772
>>713998453
>translators are porn addicted homos
yes we know

they deserve to get legally raped for having the gall to do this while selling their console at a massive profit

>>713994036
>You can't play games on your console if they ban you?
You can, you just can't download games.

>>713999059
>End result is stuff like using the MIG people into a lifetime of poverty instead of hiring them like most Western companies would do
Not one western company has hired someone who tried to make money off of piracy.

>>713984052 (OP)
Based
Total Fujo Death

>>713999465
physical games are incomplete (day 1 patches, updates, dlc, online multiplayer, etc.), so a ban in this gen is a death sentence

>>713999465
Can't download system updates, nor can you download games or updates. So essentially, lets say your switch is two years old, and a new game comes out, you probably can't even play it even if the game is fully on the cartridge as the switch wont recognise the game. As nintendo pushes game headers and such on system updates.

>>713994095
What? Twink means a skinny body, not a bundle of sticks. Pick up a dictionary, retard.

>>713998547
>>713998762
Nintendo uses Google servers you know. Those run on custom Linux version.

>>713999465
Fucking hell, how is this legal?

>>713999649
>physical games are incomplete
We're talking about Nintendo.

>>713999948
Because customers allowed it. US has no consumer protections.

>>713999948
Because you aren't entitled to service? Why do you think you can get banned from stores in real life too?
>>714000049
It's a world wide thing.

>>713999668
The system update to run the game should come on the card just like it comes on the disc for PS5 games. What is this Keystone Cop bullshit?

>>713999465
Why wouldn't they have some other punishment that doesn't involve not being able to give Nintendo more money? Like a profile mute or generic name or something

>>713984052 (OP)
You should have been a better man to inspire your sister to do better.

>>714000184
They can give Nintendo more money. They can buy another switch and rebuy all their games. That is what Nintendo wants.

>>714000184
Why would they want your money if you aren't going to be respectful?

>>713999985
yes. mario kart world has had several updates already so the game is already incomplete out of the box

>>714000184
People have had 40 years to stop acting like shitheads. I applaud nintendo for these bans. Hurt them.

>>714000286
It's Nintendo

>>713984052 (OP)
@FBI
@POTUS
@NINTENDO
@NOA
FUCKING DO SOMETHING ABOUT THIS RACIST

>say twink link
>nothing happens
>>>>accidently use piracy device
>money stolen
wtf how could this happen??

>>714000352
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QezS57OODKc

>>713984052 (OP)
>my parents name me niggerkiller88
>put my name into the name field
>console is bricked
How is that ok?

>>713989148
Deserved because the retard would write a wall defending Nintendo if a dude was console banned for racism.

>>713999948
Because americans are just peasants with no laws, gigantic corporations own everything.

>>714000505
That name isn't an applicable human name in any country.

>>713984052 (OP)
based Nintendo stomping out degeneracy

>>714000505
Skill issue, just change name.

So here's a question. Say your real name is Dick, which is a real first name. If you put that in, does Nintendo allow it?

>>714000109
>Because you aren't entitled to service? Why do you think you can get banned from stores in real life too?
If I get banned from a store it doesn't brick my PC. Even if they ban you from multiplayer, that should not brick the console itself. If you cannot download games and updates, that is essentially bricking the console.

>>714000569
why not? isn't that what crips and bloods do all the time to each other?

MAY YOU GET CAUGHT AND MAY NINTENDO HAVE THEIR WAY WITH YOU

>>713991619
meant for >>713990792

>>714000718
Dick is a nickname for Richard.

>>714000460
You can't just say that Anon, this is a bait thread.

>>714000569
Do you know what elon named his kids?
>>714000710
Im proud of the name my parents gave me.

>>714000718
If you're willing to dox yourself so nintendo will be seen as bad for 5 minutes in the video game journo pipeline then sure.

>>714000860
Not always, the name is ubiquitous so some may have the nickname as their real name. Bill is a nickname for William. So is Will. But some people's legal first name is Will, some are Bill.

>>713984052 (OP)
Based Nintendo for once. Sorry faggot, you will NOT inject your lingo into a community which consists mostly of children.

https://theonion.com/yikes-a-severely-overweight-dead-eyed-shigeru-miyamot-1845186132/

humiliation ritual

>>714001046
No, I don't. Feel free to show me which one of them has a slur in it.

>>714001101
If you're devious enough to call your child Dick Pursey then I think you've done well.

>>714001142
>muh slurs
Theres actually lots of them you just dont know all the slurs in the world idiot

>>714000340
The existence of patches doesn't mean a game was launched incomplete especially with a game like Mario Kart that hasn't had content updates yet.

>>714000505
Total virgin alert. You can't give your kid a stupid name, the government will rename them for you.

based
kys sissyfaggot reddit reposter

>>714001279
Okay. Show me a person with any slur in their legal name then. And their country of origin.

>>714000378
Yes and?

>>713999609
They should. Why waste the talent of criminals when you can harness it?

>>713984052 (OP)
why did normalfags even suddenly start using gay lingo for no reason? will they start calling hairy fat characters bears in casual conversation next?

>>714001306
>the government will rename them for you.
Reminder that all humans have no freedom, are just chattel born to work and bred to die.

>>713994074
>muscle m'am Samus
>pussy slit
what did the artist mean by this?

>>714001429
20 years ago?

>>713993058
State enforced homosexuality?

>>714001386
What if ytour name is Mike Hunt or Pete O'File

>>714000718
Think of all the poor Dick Gaylords unfairly banned from life.

>>714001489
no, literally nobody alive called a straight man a twink 20 or even 10 years ago

>>713984052 (OP)
>sister
Nintendo's audience is mostly children so it's important they protect them from degenerate groomers

>>714001390
They want your money and don't care about respect, either giving or receiving. That's why this feels fake

>>714001429
Why bears?

>>714001603
Friends coined the term, “Twinkie” means twenty-something

>>714001650
because it's gay lingo on the opposite side of the spectrum, directly comparable

>>714001429
Anon, he's a faggot Redditor.

>>714001438
75% of planet is ran by authoritarian rule, you'd have to live in the Amazon or central Africa to live free from any government

>>714001603
Are you not aware of Project Runway?

>>714001298
it's incomplete. patches add content. the base game is now obsolete
also (((game-key cards))) won't work on banned consoles

>>714001603
There are zero proofs link is straight

>>713984052 (OP)
>has a history of posting on Switch modding boards
>nah bro I totally didn't use a MIG Switch on my console
Uh huh

>>713984052 (OP)
>Nintendo console banned a faggot for being a faggot
Why would I get mad over this?

>>714001386

>>714000718
i'm naming my first kid Dick to make sure he's never allowed to play any nintendo console ever

>>714002150
So long..

>>713984052 (OP)
>>Nintendo banned my console because my sister chose 'Twink Link' as her username.

(X) Doubt

>>714001386

Is /v/ really believing a fake story?

>>714002150
>>714002384
Do you people just not know what slurs are or?

>>713984907
Except where the ones where I can schadenfreude in their misery. Are we all in agreement?

>>714002448
I just wanted to post that

>>714002430
Do you knot no where you are?

>>714000569
oh, but Arnold Schwarzenegger (literally "black nigger" in german) is?

>>714002430
I believe everything negative just because I want it to be true

>>713989036
>no hall effect when those cost basically fucking nothing?
Wasn't it the case of the magnets the switch 2 has fucking with them?

>>714002448
Those can all be slurs depending on the intent of the person calling them that and the identity of the person being called them

>>713984907
Finally, the truth
fuck these anons
>>713984997
>>713985042
>>713985340
>>713990673
>>713991632

>>713984052 (OP)
Tendies living up to their reputation of loving getting fucked in the ass.

>>714002550
It doesn't mean that in German.

>>714002448
You can be banned for calling things gay these days.

>>714002587
>>714002748
Okay then fine. So we've got exactly 2 examples, both of which died of old age because they were born 70 years ago. Well I guess I should say had.

Doing great so far.

>>713984405
Normal company:
"Your username contains a forbidden word. Please edit"
or
"Username cannot contain [word]"

Nintendo:
*bricks your fucking console permanently*

>>714001628
It's that respect that gets them money.

>>713989148

>>713984907
just rangeban amerimutts, problem solved

>>714001847
>patches add content
Patches that fix minor bugs aren't content patches. You'd have a point if they added tracks or something that were meant to be in the base game but not for bug fixes, unless you want to argue that every single game released with any form of bug or glitch is inherently incomplete.

>>714002430
/v/ IQ has dropped so low since India and China found the internet, now what would be a parody like pic related has become reality with this dumbass boards current mindset. Its even worst when it comes to Anti-Nintendo threads.

>>714001306
Your baseless assumptions really amplify the stupid shit you wrote.

>>713984052 (OP)
>this has been incredibly stressful.

>>714002430
if by /v/ you mean 'deranged snoys with a hateboner for nintendo', yes

>>713991632
Sid from Toy Story looking zesty these days.

>>714001386
Beaner

>>714002430
It sounded plausible okay?

>>714003389
You get a point for an actual answer.

>>714002857
Apparently there's a new Gay Bowser now. Nice goalpost move btw.

>>713984405
bootlicking nigger faggot

>>714003425
No, no it doesn't. Banning on sight for a bad word that has been filtered for a while anyway doesn't make any sense.

>>713994347
you're pretty pathetic

>>714003530
>Nice goalpost move btw.
No one has gotten even close to being on the same level as the original name in question.
The goalposts moved on their own without me doing anything.

>>713984405
>nintendo tells you that you can never leave your home and you must kill yourself or you are breaking the law
>welp guess I'll just have to die wouldn't want to violate the tos

>>714003734
>The goalposts moved on their own without me doing anything
"promised to me 3000 years ago" type shit

>>713984052 (OP)
surely some butthurt snoy wouldn't make a fake post on reddit?

>>714003943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtV9ZPx7vEc

>>714003636
It doesn't make any sense but it still sounds plausible. People and corporations do all kinds of things that don't make sense.

>>714004065
I don't know what that means.


>show me anyone with a slur in the name
>UH HIHTLER IS A SLUR?! BECAUSE THEY KEEP CALLING ME THAT
okay pal, yeah, i was the one who moved the goalposts. ok.

>>713984405
I like how all the leftists are seething about this now that it is happening to them

>>713994036
where have you been the past 15 years?

>>714003636
Putting your crappy fragile screen face up with nothing to protect it doesn't make sense either. Yet they did just that.

>>713986138
To be honest, that's pretty accurate

>>714004187
Negro is a surname. It just means black in spanish. Is that bad enough?

>launches with just one game
>that one game is open world sloppa
>when the devs for this sloppa realize that too many players were skipping hte open world slop content, they patched the game to remove the skip
>and now the devs ban the entire console the moment any one profile on it gets banned
What's even the point of being a consolefaggot these days when they're so shit?

>>714004528
>bans fujos and yuritroons
maybe i misjudged you, nintendo

>>713992554
Tendies would defend nintendo killing their first born son in front of them.

>Nintendo customer support too busy to answer you because they're already swamped with tickets because their products break and are garbage

>>714001138
Damn.. Can't believe this was 5 years ago already.

>>713984052 (OP)
i dont believe this THOUGH

i got a miiverse ban for posting blackface mr game and watch.
nowadays id get a console ban and an ied shipped to my house in a gamecube controller box.

>>713994001
>I'd love for you or nintendo to point out how "twink" violates tos
Racial slurs against Asian people tend to violate TOS. Go back to /pol/, racist retard

>>713984052 (OP)
Hope he honor killed his subhuman sister.

>>714004761
pretty much proves that the story is fake

>>713992551
This will come back to bite a bunch of people in the ass when they start saying nigger repeatedly on a nintendo game

>>713985582
Why? Because you want to see how fat and ugly the average woman fawning over twink faggots is?

>>714004834
>IED for red lips game n watch

Lmfao

>>713992303
It’s the same way that the person that claimed his Pokémon save file was deleted also disappeared and deleted the original post without showing any proof.

>>714001386
NTA but I knew a guy in high school whose last name was Faggs
Wonder what he's up to these days

>>713984052 (OP)
Holy based fags btfod

>>714003195
you're fucking insane. corporations stealing people's money is reprehensible
kill yourself for going to bat for a greedy money-grubbing corporation.

>>714006585
>”guys, I was doing a system transfer and they wiped my pokemon data. I don’t think nintendo are that great…”
>a bunch of mentally ill tendies attack you for criticizing nintendo
>forced to leave due to the harassment
Yea, I wonder why he disappeared…

>>713984052 (OP)
all you people who normalized the word "Twink", eat shit and die

>>713984052 (OP)
Didn't happen, prove me wrong

>>713986138
Ew, where's the prank?

>>714001603
>no, literally nobody alive called a straight man a twink 20 or even 10 years ago


here are the main sources of 2025 slang:

Chan culture
Streamer culture
Black people
Gay people on twitter

>Playing pokemon sword and shield causes console bricks
>Some fag's save file gets deleted during a system transfer
Yeah, I'm not falling for this. How do I know he didn't just make up a fake story to get back at nintendo for using a mig cart?

>>714000737
We really lucked out since PC software got standardized before shitty online stores.

>>714000737
>If you cannot download games and updates, that is essentially bricking the console.
no, y-you see. you can still play the games on the system, and your cartridges! see? it's not completely useless!

>make Link into a turbogay twink who even crossdresses (peak twink behavior)
>punish people for pointing it out

>>714007456
Your last 2 points are redundant.

why does this sound like a load of shit

>>713984907
>permabannable
Why do you retards think this does anything

>>714007456
>Chan culture
these days this is just astroturfed twitternigger culture and the leaks proved it

>>714001847
reminder game keys are a step in the right direction to fix the plague that is third parties only shipping a code in an empty box

>>714008158
>reminder getting skullfucked is better than getting assfucked
how about you stop accepting getting fucked, retard

>>713984405
>/v/ still can't help but give this 25+ replies whenever it's posted

>>713984405
theres no way tendies have stooped to this level bro. this has to be trolling right?

>>714008435
>leave the corporate stooge alone!

>>713984590
even better: instead of banning the entire console for using unallowed words as usernames, how about preventing the user from choosing unallowed words for usernames like its been standard for the past like 3 decades? a simple "invalid username" would have sufficed.

>>714008350
People are doing just that by boycotting game keys lol.

>>714008559
Have you tried not being a troon nigger?

>Tendies still think it's a meme

Nintendo is God and those who are against him deserve a fiery death.

>>713984052 (OP)
Based nintendo being the only gaming company to stand up against the pedosexual tranny faggot monsters. Cant wait to see all the salt&tears on how nintendo can do this DOESNT NINTENDO STAND WITH THE PGBT ESG DEI BLM FUCK ICE ISLAM IS ABOVE ALL FREE PALLYSTIENBURG AND THE TALMUD. h-H-HOW IS THIS HAPPENING HOW DID THE NAZIS TAKE OVER NINTENDO OHNOOHNONONONO THIS IS TRUMPS FAULT TRUMP DID THIS TO NINTENDO.


Just wait till these retards find out there is a whole department at the nintendo online community. That has been working with interpol/FBI/etc LEA sending them massive amount of data for every creepy child abusing tranny/faggot. That they catch praying on children. And people wonder why nintendo doesnt have a real online, the PR nightmare would kill the company. As soon as someone posts a story showing how nintendo online is worse than discord&roblox combined. When it comes to pedo tranny faggots praying and grooming children.

Nintendo knows this which is why they dont even bother creating a system for social media&communication with nintendo online. Even if it had over 9001 tools to autob& people being creeps, you cant stop a tranny from trying to abuse boys where their is a will the tranny will find a way much like the jew a parasite is a parasite. Unless you kill it at the source shit will just grow larger and larger taking over more and more hosts.

>>714009610
Peak Nintendo “reality” lmfao

>>713984052 (OP)
This happened.

>>713993437
>that pick at 21
all this image is showing is that a bunch of kids are lying about their age to bypass the restriction

>>713989148
>I’m sorry but
stopped reading there

>>713984052 (OP)
>using inappropriate language on a console designed for children
deserved.

>>713984405
>Nintendo wants you to fuck Baras
>No twinks
Shameful Dispray.

>>713985340
what is your favorite arcade game?

>>714011775
Ass
Ass is my favourite arcade gaym
Would play every day

>>713984405
she didn't say the nigger word tho

>>713984052 (OP)
this seems illegal, considering this prevents key cards from being used. I hope they look into a lawyer since all the support team members they talked to also agree the ban wasn't warranted.

>>714012046
Given the way the law works all they would get is the equivalent of money that they lost. Which wouldn't be worth the legal fees. This is why the little guy can never really win.

>>714012046
>considering this prevents key cards from being used.
It doesn't prevent keys you've already loaded from being used so there's zero grounds to sue.

>Spend $700 to play Nintenslop
> Get banned for a word
lel

>>714012472
>It doesn't prevent keys you've already loaded

>buy new game
>can't play it

>>714012212
shut the fuck up nintendo simp

>>713984052 (OP)
fugtrupsissies... not like this...

>>713984405
So true!!!

>>714012635
I'm on the exact opposite side as the last line should've let you know. Rather, regulation should come in to keep corporations from ever doing these things in the first place rather than relying on lawsuits that people are not financially able to bring.

>>714012635
>>buy new game
>>can't play it
If you buy something and you know you can't use it because you did something to get banned then that's still not illegal.
That's like getting caught driving with a suspended licence.

>>713984052 (OP)
>buy a kids console
>proceeds to be a degenerate

>>714012876
>Rather, regulation should come in to keep corporations from ever doing these things in the first place
To do that you'd have to first regulate the I set individual to ensure they wouldn't abuse the new regulations.

>>713984405
>tos
:O

>>713984052 (OP)
I'm sure this is totally real and not a made up larp

>>714013000
>I set individual
What?

>>714009610
>trannies out of nowhere

>>713984052 (OP)
Another chud canceled.
Try being a decent human being next time and not a racist.

>>714013269
I'm phoneposting while I play Ace Combat. It's not hard to figure out what was said, moron.

>>714012876
clearly you aren't since you went out of your way to defend them.

>>714012916
nope. not how that works.

He's banned

>>714013542
>not how that works.
That's literally how it works. The only place you'd probably have a chance with that is America but any other region especially Europe, would just throw out your case.

>foids acts like a foid
>man gets punished
>/v/ defends it
Kill all foids and their simps.

He wasn't banned for using the word Twink he was banned for using Link.

>>714013542
>Defending Nintendo by saying big corps are immune to lawsuits from the little guy because all the law would award the little guy is the price of a game and/or a console which is a lot less than legal fees.
Sure, anon, take care with that reading disability.

>>714013931

>>713989148
chatgpt, sum this rant up in one sentence like a caveman, please
>Elon Musk bad man, hurt people, take money, no help — stay away.
thanks chatgpt.

>>714013669
ok you're just trolling then.

>>714014061
Anon... are you not seeing how your post is defending Nintendo or something? Saying big companies are immune to lawsuits IS defending them.

>>714014323
>are you not seeing how your post is defending Nintendo or something?
Anon, that's like saying 2+2 is deending math.

>>713984907
yeah

>>714007879
Well there's no screenshots they could have shown or anything, not even from using a camera from their phone to show it so honestly I take this with a pinch of salt.

>>714012007
No longer a requirement, you violate TOS by breathing

>>713984052 (OP)
Is Nintendo a shit company? Unquestionably.
Do their paypigs deserve what they deserve by purchasing Nintendo products?
Doubly unquestionably.