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Anonymous No.714090676 >>714091190 >>714091273 >>714091419 >>714091447 >>714091897 >>714091902 >>714092048 >>714092084 >>714092139 >>714092509 >>714093178 >>714093365 >>714094834 >>714095310 >>714095578 >>714096853 >>714098675 >>714099560 >>714100561 >>714100947 >>714101197 >>714101248 >>714102496 >>714102891 >>714104167 >>714104237 >>714104832 >>714107843 >>714108545 >>714109089 >>714109650 >>714109786 >>714111064 >>714111109 >>714111697 >>714112021 >>714112107 >>714113019 >>714113229 >>714114308 >>714114341 >>714115363 >>714115938 >>714116249 >>714116269 >>714116327 >>714116550 >>714116558 >>714116735 >>714116853 >>714116954 >>714117925 >>714119484 >>714120363 >>714120985 >>714121053 >>714121446 >>714121447 >>714121715 >>714123064 >>714126625 >>714126739 >>714127064 >>714128209 >>714128408 >>714130797 >>714132216 >>714135130 >>714135859 >>714136406 >>714136509 >>714136884 >>714137553 >>714137808 >>714139454 >>714141130 >>714141646 >>714141832 >>714141891 >>714142301 >>714143103 >>714144157 >>714144476
Kojima did it again. DS2 models are something else
I think we all hate facescans and mocap because they lead to lifeless cutscenes, EXCEPT Kojima games where he somehow manages to make them look good.

Well in Death Stranding 2 he took it to a completely new level. I struggled to tell whether pic related was real life or in-game footage for a long time. Impressive.
Anonymous No.714090881 >>714100735 >>714111441 >>714115238
>pregnant sluts
Based
Anonymous No.714091024 >>714091465 >>714114857 >>714134627
they look identical to real life when duck facing but look 100% artificial with wide smiles
Anonymous No.714091190 >>714098764 >>714103298 >>714104012 >>714104325 >>714110692 >>714111375 >>714112021 >>714112124 >>714112328 >>714113923 >>714114105 >>714115835 >>714120376 >>714120446 >>714127285 >>714127941 >>714132216 >>714137226 >>714137553
>>714090676 (OP)
Anonymous No.714091273
>>714090676 (OP)
Better face scan tech than Capcom that's for sure.
Anonymous No.714091397
Why is there so little r34 of the Death Stranding girls? Ripping these models you have about the highest quality digital representation of them.
Anonymous No.714091419
>>714090676 (OP)
Zoggywood celebrities:
Zoggywood celebrities videogame:
Anonymous No.714091447 >>714094994
>>714090676 (OP)
That is quite impressive. I have nothing contrarian to add.
Anonymous No.714091465
>>714091024
They devs are probably over exaggerating a lot of the facial expressions. People think this looks good but it looks weird to me.
Anonymous No.714091518 >>714112535
DS2 is the first PS5 game that looks like a PS5 game
Anonymous No.714091543 >>714091759
>asian bitch ignored
brehs...
Anonymous No.714091653 >>714141713
>Elle Fanning's entire visual character trope is refusing to wear dirty white shoes
I have at least 30 pictures of "A HIDEO KOJIMA GAME" plastered over pictures of dirty sneakers
Anonymous No.714091734
KojiGOD does it again!
Anonymous No.714091759
>>714091543
This webm was probably recorded by Kodjima himself
Anonymous No.714091897
>>714090676 (OP)
>I struggled to tell whether pic related was real life or in-game footage for a long time.
Anonymous No.714091902 >>714092271 >>714104325 >>714111441 >>714114312 >>714132216 >>714142716
>>714090676 (OP)
That's fucking Til Schweiger, you can't fool me
Anonymous No.714092048 >>714092223 >>714095184 >>714097416 >>714098853 >>714105593 >>714106225 >>714107248 >>714110093 >>714110410 >>714111073 >>714113368 >>714114462 >>714117838 >>714117916 >>714117978 >>714125010 >>714129952 >>714137718 >>714138381
>>714090676 (OP)
What is this game even about?
Anonymous No.714092084
>>714090676 (OP)
Looks pretty good aside from the wide smile which I assume will get screencapped and spammed saying she's ugly
Anonymous No.714092139
>>714090676 (OP)
>post 2016 zoomies can't into uncanny valley
This is what watching 5 second videos does to your brain.
Anonymous No.714092223
>>714092048
judging by the OP, I think it may be about Kojima's casting couch, but I'm not sure
Anonymous No.714092268 >>714115238
Kojima turning people into preggo fetishists to revitalize Japan. Based.
Anonymous No.714092271
>>714091902
You faceblind nigger
Anonymous No.714092509 >>714095426 >>714131656
>>714090676 (OP)
dmc5(2019) mogs this
Anonymous No.714093178 >>714099125 >>714104325 >>714106979 >>714110028 >>714111058 >>714112412 >>714113280 >>714113484 >>714113691 >>714113801 >>714113872 >>714114013 >>714128090 >>714129308 >>714129845 >>714132216 >>714137553 >>714142560
>>714090676 (OP)
Anonymous No.714093365
>>714090676 (OP)
once those models are unpacked the porn will be legendary.
Anonymous No.714093560
Anonymous No.714093930 >>714094176 >>714095310
why the fuck is it always kojima who is on the vanguard of mocap

he is probably investing 90% of his budget into this just to better represent his fetishes
Anonymous No.714094176
>>714093930
You forgot David Cage.
Anonymous No.714094834 >>714095276
>>714090676 (OP)
>In Death Standing 2...
Who cares? Still haven't played the first one. Stop shilling on our Vietnamese Underwater Monkey Shaving Forum you mouthbreathing faggot.
Anonymous No.714094994
>>714091447
What they've done with the engine is very impressive, especially compared to the game it was actually built for (Horizon). Gameplay and story aside, the skeleton if the game is amazing.
Anonymous No.714095184 >>714095562
>>714092048
You wander around shooting ghosts and pretending to be Snake in Australia while wearing a big backpack then hold the skip button after getting tired of incoherent schitzo cutscenes that are almost but not quite so retarded they wrap around to being good
Anonymous No.714095276
>>714094834
Go back to rimworld auntie
Anonymous No.714095310 >>714142594
>>714090676 (OP)
Yeah the scene looks wholesome and somehow doesn't give uncanny vibes. They look cute.

>>714093930
Yeah he is tarantino of games. But at least his ideas are better and not just "haha look at this plot twist".
Anonymous No.714095426
>>714092509
lol no, crapcom face scanning is terrible and the fact that they use the voice actor's mocap makes it even worse since the face model doesn't align with the VA's face and ends up looking uncanny valley
Anonymous No.714095562
>>714095184
>then hold the skip button after getting tired of incoherent schitzo cutscenes that are almost but not quite so retarded they wrap around to being good
Didn't look at DS2 yet but this is a great description of DS. People said it was ass, I went in fully expecting it to be "so bad it wraps around to being good" but nope, it's just bad bad.
Anonymous No.714095578 >>714096461
>>714090676 (OP)
the blonde looks like shes got a little micro dick that she puts in chastity and that makes me HARD
Anonymous No.714096461
>>714095578
faggot
Anonymous No.714096535
Kojima is a creepy freak
Anonymous No.714096853 >>714098943 >>714099036 >>714139998
>>714090676 (OP)
I really like the facial mocap in Control. A lot of people seemed to find them weird and uncanny, but I found them very expressive. Lots of subtlety and detail. To the extent that when I saw Jesse's actor performing live action in Quantum Break, it was like seeing a game character come to life, the resemblance and accuracy was remarkable. Right down to the asymmetry, the little involuntary tics, the way each muscle twitches, everything. Not every character in the game looks this good but a lot do.
Anonymous No.714097416 >>714099808 >>714128572
>>714092048
that's what the daily 20 threads about DS2 are trying to find out
Anonymous No.714098675
>>714090676 (OP)
>all the pre-release shill threads promising us Elle Fanning's big ass
Well, where is it?
Anonymous No.714098764
>>714091190
buckets of cum
Anonymous No.714098853
>>714092048
game?
Anonymous No.714098943
>>714096853
>control 2 never ever after firebreak flopped
FUCK
Anonymous No.714099036
>>714096853
When did they mo cap bruce jenner for a game?
Anonymous No.714099125
>>714093178
Jesus Christ how is she so pretty
Anonymous No.714099560
>>714090676 (OP)
graphics are simply mindblowing in this one, easily the best of this gen. rest of the game is up to debate.
Anonymous No.714099808 >>714100460
>>714097416
i miss seeing this image with regularity. the current crop of kojima shitposters are pathetic.
Anonymous No.714100460
>>714099808
Kojimaposting is a lost art much like Toddposting
Anonymous No.714100561 >>714100649 >>714101091 >>714104491 >>714104647 >>714114002 >>714137484
>>714090676 (OP)
why can kojima do face scans so much better than the others?
Anonymous No.714100649 >>714101132
>>714100561
kojima now spends 90% of his time watching movies, hanging out with hollywood celebrities and trying to project his fetishes into his games

this is disastrous for most of the game as you can see in ds2

but he does make sure the coomer aspects look good
Anonymous No.714100735 >>714101224
>>714090881
Sex with pregnant lactating women
Anonymous No.714100947 >>714115238
>>714090676 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2mgCck5tng
Anonymous No.714101091
>>714100561
>why can kojima do face scans so much better than the others?
because he doesnt care about gameplay
Anonymous No.714101132 >>714101220
>>714100649
>his fetishes
you mean the feet stuff?
Anonymous No.714101197 >>714101298
>>714090676 (OP)
Does Kojima want a family or something?
Anonymous No.714101217
Couldn't he have picked some good looking women instead of these uncanny valley sluts.

Blah
Anonymous No.714101220
>>714101132
perma-pregnancy
Anonymous No.714101224
>>714100735
isnt it kind of gay?
Anonymous No.714101248
>>714090676 (OP)
Honestly amazing how not just the scanning is perfect, but also the animations. Kojima's demand for perfection is really showing here.
Anonymous No.714101298 >>714101523
>>714101197
Kojima has a wife and at least 2 kids, but he's sad that his wife can't be foreverial 7 months pregnant
Anonymous No.714101523 >>714101643 >>714101706 >>714135198 >>714142892
>>714101298
The people with a pregnancy fetish probably aren't fathers, because sex with a pregnant woman is not actually very good. I have two kids with two different mothers, so I would know. Not to mention that pregnant women complain a lot.
Anonymous No.714101643 >>714101745
>>714101523
>pregnant women complain a lot.
Oh they don't have to be pregnant for that
Anonymous No.714101706
>>714101523
sex with most pregnant women probably isn't very good but I bet if she was the kind of pregnant woman who still goes to the gym while pregnant it would be
Anonymous No.714101745
>>714101643
>anon be like i have seen a lightbulb, it's just like the sun
Anonymous No.714102028
Insanely impressive mocap and facial animations ruined by absolute dogshit skin, eye and hair shaders
You'd have to be a total fucking retard to think this is even remotely real
Anonymous No.714102496
>>714090676 (OP)
Kojima will do everything except make good gameplay.
Anonymous No.714102891
>>714090676 (OP)
That is the creepiest shit I've ever seen. Some skinwalker shit.
Anonymous No.714103213 >>714103269 >>714103314 >>714103350 >>714104325
hadn't she aged terribly from the neck down because of Higgs and timefall? wtf happened?
Anonymous No.714103269 >>714103350 >>714103678
>>714103213
Play the game.
Anonymous No.714103298 >>714135836
>>714091190
>HIT OR MISS
Anonymous No.714103314
>>714103213
Kojimbo realized nobody wants to see saggy 90yo tits
Anonymous No.714103350
>>714103213
>>714103269
He means 'watch the movie'.
Anonymous No.714103678 >>714106523 >>714136591
>>714103269
Ok, if there is an explanation for this, i am non-ironically satisfied. i just unlocked the magellan


also
am i the only one i have this game it seems to me a great metaphor of how kojima first lost and then found again his child, mgs series, and was able to renew himself despite a trauma?
bad guys red and orange like the konami logo, "private funding is actually GOOD", staying home drinking beer and not dyeing your hair (which kojima does quite obviously)
Anonymous No.714104012 >>714128695
>>714091190
12 ropes of white atleast
Anonymous No.714104101
transjeet marketer thread
Anonymous No.714104167
>>714090676 (OP)
>Lea still has her gap
Ew
Anonymous No.714104237
>>714090676 (OP)
which /WEG/ is this?
Anonymous No.714104325 >>714104487 >>714110154 >>714120251 >>714136792 >>714142716
>>714091190
>>714091902
>>714093178
>>714103213
Anonymous No.714104487 >>714117851 >>714141478
>>714104325
Meh she's a little too fat for my taste
Anonymous No.714104491 >>714136413
>>714100561
He doesn't just use Unreal Engine Metahuman homunculi + He's a coomer for Hollywood actresses.
Anonymous No.714104647
>>714100561
Decima is the best game engine on the market but other developers are stuck on the unreal meme
Anonymous No.714104832
>>714090676 (OP)
>shadowy void in their mouths
Why do they still do this shit? It looks like they were licking charcoal.
Anonymous No.714105095 >>714106043 >>714107087 >>714141595
>Think the new game is going to be different than the old one, swear I'm not just going to play boring like I did the first one
>end up just driving a truck around loaded with deliveries and materials to build the roads up again
Why would I play any other way? It honestly shocks me when I'm just driving around and see someone put up a ladder or climbing spike or whatever when you don't need to ever use those tools. Are there people that seriously use the floating carriers for example? Fucking why?

By the time you even get stuff like that you already have the trike at least, and the truck, so why would anyone ever use floating carriers? For a walking sim as people always call death stranding, 90% of my time is spent driving around a truck. The only disadvantage (so far) is having to hop out of the truck to collect stuff, a minor annoyance considering the amount of time it saves me driving a ton of stuff around at once vs. having to drive back and forth.
Anonymous No.714105243
>movie game looks like a movie
Woah...
Anonymous No.714105593
>>714092048
I never played it but reading a summary it's just Konjinbo doing his version of Haruhi. Is this close?
Anonymous No.714106043 >>714106497
>>714105095
I did not even play the game yet but isn't the entire point of the truck that yes, it is the most convenient thing ever, BUT you need roads for it to work?

And the floating carriers are for when you are still exploring and don't have any infrastructure on the way to your goal?
Anonymous No.714106225
>>714092048
somehow, the death are stranding on the beach (???) and have invaded our world, time shanenigans and flying whales,
people are named after their profession (like sneed&feedman), mads mikkelsen and not!SolidSnake are seething,
elle fanning's feet and other kino af metagaming moments
Anonymous No.714106497 >>714106558
>>714106043
I played the directors cut of the original so I'm not sure if it was different in the base game, but no you can drive the truck anywhere.

Now, in death stranding 2 it is a little more difficult to drive the truck around, but still possible to even climb up rock walls and steep slopes with it, but there are some limitations I've noticed so far compared to the original. In the original game I could literally drive up all the mountains in the game in the truck, even if it slowed you down a bit going up a steep hill it still had the torque to get up very difficult terrain and I ended up just taking it everywhere. But some slopes in death stranding 2 have sand which impedes you getting up, and when it's raining you can't get up steep slopes at all in the truck as you will just slide down. Maybe later in the game though there will be more advanced ones but I'm still pretty early on in the game. I'm still using the truck for everything as it's just convenient.
Anonymous No.714106523
>>714103678
>Ok, if there is an explanation for this, i am non-ironically satisfied. i just unlocked the magellan
You will not be disappointed, Kojima-bro.
Anonymous No.714106558 >>714106759
>>714106497
People actually used the truck without roads? What the fuck? Even for the bike all it takes is one rock to ruin your day
Anonymous No.714106759 >>714106818
>>714106558
You didn't even try? I was driving it around everywhere in DS1, like everywhere, even in the snowy mountains where you think you wouldn't be able to drive it up to. For example that one guy who lived up at the very top of the mountains on a cliff and was probably the most difficult guy to find, the first porter or prepper whatever he was called you could drive the truck up there if you knew the route to take.

The truck was actually better than the trike because like you said, you hit a rock in the trike and it just bounces back, the truck can just plow right over most of the rocks in DS1 just slowing down a bit.

Also, the easiest way to build out the roads in general is to use the truck anyways, load it up with all the supplies you need to build them and just drive around completing them in one trip. That's what I've been doing right now in DS2 and I've already built most of the roads on the west side of the map doing this.
Anonymous No.714106818 >>714106975
>>714106759
No I never tried using the truck without roads. And did not even consider taking the bike if mountains were involved. I just walked. Now I feel stupid.
Anonymous No.714106975 >>714107053
>>714106818
The way I played was to just drive to a bunker, get all the orders I didn't do yet (except the timed ones) and just load them all in the truck, drive to the nearest bunker, get all their orders load them all in the truck to the point I would have like 20+ orders in the truck at once and just drive around from bunker to bunker delivering them with no damage. It was kind of stupid but it was the most efficient way to play the game.
Anonymous No.714106979
>>714093178
yjk
Anonymous No.714107053
>>714106975
I'm still in disbelief that the truck can drive over obstacles what a stupid fucking design
Anonymous No.714107087 >>714107249 >>714107683 >>714107864
>>714105095
I've literally never seen two people play DS the same way, we all have our own autistic fixation on how to travel
Anonymous No.714107248 >>714107360
>>714092048
Delivering shit and building transportation networks in post-apocalyptic Mexico and Australia while having to deal with terrorists, otherworldly creatures including ghosts and a crazed leftist that wants to end the world.

Yes, it is a lot of fun.
Anonymous No.714107249
>>714107087
True, it's actually interesting how the game does have so many different ways to play so you can just kind of figure out what you like best and stick to it. I wish I was autistic enough to try out all the other various tools though, maybe I will actually. I just wish the game had more areas that forced me to get around on foot, the vehicles can just be brought almost anywhere you need to go so I don't ever see any reason to not be in a vehicle.
Anonymous No.714107360 >>714108139
>>714107248
>leftist
why would you even come to this conclusion
Anonymous No.714107683 >>714107883 >>714109005
>>714107087
i would love to hear what your defining metrics are for that because i can literally count on both hands the modes of transportation in death stranding. do you just mean taking different routes? that's enough for you to say "never seen anyone play DS like another person?" I really hope not.
Anonymous No.714107843 >>714112695
>>714090676 (OP)
Anonymous No.714107864 >>714107987 >>714109005
>>714107087
That's kinda bullshit anon. There's a reason you see paths forming as you play the game. Other muppets like you are taking the exact same route.
Anonymous No.714107883 >>714108482 >>714109005
>>714107683
It goes beyond what tool you choose. There are lots of variables ranging from what route you will be taking, how many deliveries you choose to do at once, whether you pick stuff on the way or not, and so on.

Obviously the statement that no two people have ever played the same is very hyperbolic, but it is definitely a game with a lot of variance. And I think it contrasts with MGSV, which IN THEORY there's supposed to be a lot of variance in how people play, but in practice everyone plays the same. Meanwhile DS doesn't look like it has that much variety but in practice it does.
Anonymous No.714107960 >>714108127 >>714108282 >>714108358
i'm not the only one that did this, right?
Anonymous No.714107987 >>714108140
>>714107864
How does the path thing even work anyway? Is the game actually generating paths on the fly or are they pre-generated and they just "ship it out" as the game goes?
Anonymous No.714108015
>made Lea saydoux look like a middle-aged butch dyke
Grim
Anonymous No.714108127
>>714107960
Literally the first thing I thought of
Anonymous No.714108139 >>714111265
>>714107360
Because far-left liberalism is a death cult.
Anonymous No.714108140
>>714107987
You can see your own footsteps so the game keeps track of them. I assume it uploads them to the server you belong to and if enough people have footsteps there it starts generating a small dirt path that gets bigger as more people take the same route.

I played through it twice and while the general area of the paths were the same there was a slight variance sometimes, e.g. going to the left of a boulder instead of to the right.
Anonymous No.714108282
>>714107960
Yes. I opted for a second ammo container, because this is not a multiplayer game.
Anonymous No.714108358
>>714107960
There are so many patches in the game, I bet you could even spell N-I-G-G-E-R.
Anonymous No.714108482
>>714107883
they both felt extremely repetitive and tedious to me regardless of logistical planning style. i just think it's more immediately obvious what is extremely effective in MGSV whereas DS is essentially a dandori game and most gamers are infinitely retarded when it comes to that stuff. inevitably everyone figures out you can just bully the truck through everything or eventually making jump ramp lanes across the map.
Anonymous No.714108545 >>714109460
>>714090676 (OP)
This look creepy af. You gotta be blind if you cannot tell if this is real or not
Anonymous No.714109005 >>714109210 >>714109345 >>714109460 >>714109710
>>714107883
>>714107683
>>714107864
I always try to avoid the recommended route, I don't like the gameplay of the BTs and I avoid them constantly, sometimes extending the route a lot just to enjoy a bit of walking and scenery that in DS2 are incredible
I wish mexico was real guys
Anonymous No.714109089
>>714090676 (OP)
in less than 20 years we came from the dancing Easter Eggs in MGS4 to this.
i guess I'm happy for the young coomers out there, I'm at the age where i just get the urge every few weekends, borderline break my dick off jerking to BBW PMVs or grannies then just forget that females in real life have vaginas again and continue treating them like children.

i don't know where i was going with this so yeah here's some juicy pale ass. death to Israel
Anonymous No.714109210
>>714109005
>don't like the gameplay of the BTs and I avoid them constantly
They go down easy with blood grenades.
Anonymous No.714109345
>>714109005
boomers are the only humans consistently fooled by AI slop, confusing ARMA III screenshots with real war coverage etc. shame they don't play video games, they could be having the time of their lives but they rather bang on slot machines like safari park chimps
sad
Anonymous No.714109460
>>714109005
sorry meant for
>>714108545
Anonymous No.714109628
Woah, you are telling me that I can be exposed to celebrities' narcissism in videogames too?
Thank you La Creatividad!
Anonymous No.714109650
>>714090676 (OP)
Honestly it just puts me in mind of LA Noir
Anonymous No.714109710
>>714109005
I like BTs but they felt repetitive. The 20th encounter with them is the same as the 1st. I did drop the game after ~20 hours.
Anonymous No.714109735 >>714109825 >>714122129 >>714133539 >>714141661
How come there's no mods for DS1 when Horizon does?
Anonymous No.714109786 >>714116173
>>714090676 (OP)
based
built for big sam cock
Anonymous No.714109825
>>714109735
There's also a shocking lack of r34
Anonymous No.714109925
itt: cocksuckers and ricecels
Anonymous No.714110028
>>714093178
holy fucking shit
Anonymous No.714110069
>Pregnant asian thot
nice.
Anonymous No.714110093
>>714092048
immortal NeoFedEx employee is tasked to connect America, Mexico and Australia to NOTinternet whilst becoming a Ghostbuster and Taekwondough Master along the way, and may also quite possibly save the world or something who knows
Anonymous No.714110154 >>714111156 >>714111304 >>714111459 >>714120075
>>714104325
>Seydoux explained that she rejects the term β€œactress”, adding: β€œI really don’t feel like an actress, I feel like an actor.”

>She added: β€œI found that male actors had more freedom. It’s true that I saw that women [in film] were in more passive positions, because women do have a tendency to receive. I mean, in sex, the woman gets penetrated.

>β€œWhereas what I like with men is… well, I mean, obviously, they have a penis! They give! And I like giving!

>β€œI often feel like I’m a gay man, to be honest. I like men a bit like a gay man does.”
Anonymous No.714110357
JESUSSS
Anonymous No.714110410 >>714111027
>>714092048
DS is pretty straightforward with the overall narrative if you pay attention, some of the more vague elements that are mistaken as deep are either non-rigid (Kojima is trying to evoke a feeling or a symbolism more than some thoughtful development) or genuine bad direction
Anonymous No.714110692 >>714128695
>>714091190
I'm unironically buying the game because of this jpg
Anonymous No.714110928
Why did Kojima abandon Stefanie? She much much better than these hags.
Anonymous No.714110984 >>714111136
Why are the Neil fights so easy? Cliff busted my balls big time especially in WW1 and Vietnam on very hard. Maybe brutal difficulty isn't the same.
Anonymous No.714111027
>>714110410
I dropped the game twice but I always thought the beggining scene on the beach was supposed to take place at the end of the game since Sam has that CD key necklace thing which he learns about later in the prologue.
Anonymous No.714111058
>>714093178
>Fragile is kissing your erect penis, anon. Do you feel her soft and luscious lips pressing against your glans?
Anonymous No.714111064
>>714090676 (OP)
I don't think that hairstyle suits Lea at all but I can't really imagine Fragile with any other hairstyle.
Anonymous No.714111073
>>714092048
Making a 3d model of Elle Fanning so that Kojima can get videos of her getting gangbanged by werewolves made
Anonymous No.714111109
>>714090676 (OP)
you guys need to watch the video
>dat erotic moaning
and kojima expects us not to get a boner?
Anonymous No.714111136 >>714111360
>>714110984
They are all easy. Maybe you were just unprepared. Makes sense for the WW1 one I guess but not the rest.
Anonymous No.714111156 >>714111212
>>714110154
I think what she's saying is that she loves sucking cock.
Anonymous No.714111212
>>714111156
Well, she's french after all
Anonymous No.714111265
>>714108139
kek
Anonymous No.714111304 >>714111534 >>714114181 >>714116108 >>714119334
>>714110154
>I like men a bit like a gay man does.
Explain. You guys should know what it means since y'all are fags.
Anonymous No.714111307 >>714111536 >>714112767 >>714134701
MARRY AND REPRODUCE
Anonymous No.714111360 >>714111431
>>714111136
No Cliff is way harder because his skeleton minions respawn.
Anonymous No.714111375
>>714091190
Sex with gap toothed tomboys
Anonymous No.714111431 >>714111556
>>714111360
They do but you can really just concentrate on him.
Anonymous No.714111441 >>714113996 >>714138139
>>714091902
>dat toothgap
I can dig it
>>714090881
preggo sex is so nice, I miss it. Eating pussy while a huge preggo belly towers over your face is a top tier memory, as is playing Xcom2 for thousands of hours please don't ban me jannies I love videogames
Anonymous No.714111459 >>714111535 >>714111892
>>714110154
she's definitely got a pegging fetish right?
Anonymous No.714111534
>>714111304
assplay/pegging
Anonymous No.714111535
>>714111459
Nah girls aren't coomers enough for that
Anonymous No.714111536
>>714111307
Is that Roseanne Park??
Anonymous No.714111556
>>714111431
I'm pretty sure that bullets do a lot more damage to Sam in DS1 because I remember dying faster.
Anonymous No.714111697 >>714111779 >>714111875
>>714090676 (OP)
Is this actually a part of the game or did someone rip the models or something. I hope it's not in the game, it looks so fucking dumb.
Anonymous No.714111779 >>714113193
>>714111697
It is you can take a picture of them.
Anonymous No.714111875 >>714113193
>>714111697
it's real I was imagining fucking Elle's pits when she kept flashing them, made sure to get a good picture of it
Anonymous No.714111892
>>714111459
Probably. Some girls have an anal fetish and love penetrating man ass.
Anonymous No.714112021
>>714090676 (OP)
>>714091190
[screaming while gooning]
Anonymous No.714112107
>>714090676 (OP)
this looks like exactly the sort of rancid shit id expect someone as twitter addicts as kojimbo to make
Anonymous No.714112124 >>714113018 >>714113648
>>714091190
Do zoomer gooners really find this hag attractive?
Anonymous No.714112328
>>714091190
Anonymous No.714112347
Can't wait for porn of the preggo Asian.
Anonymous No.714112412 >>714113305
>>714093178
Is she a finn?
Anonymous No.714112535 >>714113039 >>714135394
>>714091518
Horizon 2 looks even better.
Anonymous No.714112695
>>714107843
me on the right
Anonymous No.714112767
>>714111307
>RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING ON MY HEAD
Anonymous No.714113013
This is genuinely one of the ugliest games I've ever seen. Everything looks like plastic, from the faces, to the fabrics, to the rocks.
Anonymous No.714113018
Confirmed for gay
>>714112124
Anonymous No.714113019
>>714090676 (OP)
HOT LESBIAN SEX
Anonymous No.714113039
>>714112535
No. DS2 is aesthetically much more pleasing.
Anonymous No.714113193 >>714113227
>>714111779
>>714111875
But why would they agree to this?
Anonymous No.714113209
No matter how much better mocap they get. When trying to show emotion these faces always end up uncany for me in the main game.
Anonymous No.714113227
>>714113193
They ask you to take a picture of them.
Anonymous No.714113229
>>714090676 (OP)
>jews are denying this from us
Anonymous No.714113280 >>714113334 >>714113691 >>714118287
>>714093178
You think this is something? Kojima has her, Elle, Margaret Qualley and who knows how many other actresses FULLY SCANNED and can do anything he wants with them.
Anonymous No.714113305
>>714112412
Frog.
Anonymous No.714113334 >>714113691
>>714113280
She farts from there
Anonymous No.714113368
>>714092048
This series is basically Kojima's LSD Dream Emulator
Anonymous No.714113484
>>714093178
jesus fucking christ
Anonymous No.714113648
>>714112124
Lea is very attractive here, but otherwise I think she is just mid.
Anonymous No.714113691
>>714113280
>>714093178
SEX
>>714113334
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Anonymous No.714113801 >>714113892 >>714114090 >>714114230 >>714114331 >>714117058
>>714093178
Be real with me for a moment. Has a girl ever done a gesture like this to you?
Anonymous No.714113872
>>714093178
my willy twitched and I came like 5mins ago
Anonymous No.714113892
>>714113801
In like kindergarten or some shit when we were 5.
Anonymous No.714113923
>>714091190
Anonymous No.714113954
Why does kojima make shitskinned /v/ermin 12 year olds shit their pants in rage?
Anonymous No.714113982 >>714114093 >>714114256 >>714118420 >>714128308
Kojima is an evil piece of shit
Anonymous No.714113996 >>714138139
>>714111441
Maserati is a god.
Anonymous No.714114002 >>714117734
>>714100561
Because Kojima is a coomer with enough pull to not add the manjaw.
Anonymous No.714114013
>>714093178
>Lea will never smile at you like that
Why even live
Anonymous No.714114090
>>714113801
Yeah, but only in private so far.
Anonymous No.714114093
>>714113982
Kojima invented the camera
Anonymous No.714114105
>>714091190
Anonymous No.714114181
>>714111304
she fucks
alot
Anonymous No.714114230 >>714116872
>>714113801
You'd be surprised what girls do if you are attractive and they want sex.
Anonymous No.714114256 >>714114316 >>714115029
>>714113982
>Kojima will single handedly be responsible for giving Lea lung cancer
What's next, "Hey Norman wouldn't Sam be cooler if he got blackout drunk every night"? Someone stop this hack.
Anonymous No.714114308
>>714090676 (OP)
That's cool and all but where the model rips at
Anonymous No.714114312 >>714114936
>>714091902
I know who would have loved those dopey hand things
Anonymous No.714114316
>>714114256
>"Hey Norman wouldn't Sam be cooler if he got blackout drunk every night"?
Could always just rehire Kiefer.
Anonymous No.714114331
>>714113801
a gf
once while I was on the last train going home and a girl did that too me, still think about how I should of got off that train
Anonymous No.714114341 >>714114404 >>714135506
>>714090676 (OP)
Why can't other studios try as well?
Anonymous No.714114404
>>714114341
how she go from arab to ugly
Anonymous No.714114462
>>714092048
It's literally Enen no Shouboutai if it was made by a hack
Anonymous No.714114507
where are the feet pics of the lady, post some already
Anonymous No.714114508 >>714132216
Hi, /v/! <3
Anonymous No.714114857 >>714115052
>>714091024
yeah just use fmvs at this point instead of almost-real uncanny muppets
Anonymous No.714114936
>>714114312
rest in peace, coomGOD
Anonymous No.714115029
>>714114256
>"Hey Norman wouldn't Sam be cooler if he got blackout drunk every night"?
Literally what happened after Lou dies.

>Someone stop this hack.
Sorry (not sorry), but alreafy I bought Kojima's magnum opus 80 dollarinos. Kiss my White ass.
Anonymous No.714115052
>>714114857
Remedy does
Anonymous No.714115192
wait which one is the tranny again?
Anonymous No.714115238
>>714100947
>>714090881
>>714092268
Based pregnancy GODS
Anonymous No.714115345 >>714115576
>kiss me anon, I'm waiting
Your response?
Anonymous No.714115348 >>714115514 >>714115554
Anonymous No.714115363
>>714090676 (OP)
That balloons about to pop and I wanna be under it.
Anonymous No.714115494
Kojima forced Norman Reedus to shoot himself in the head with a revolver 6 times to get into character.
Anonymous No.714115514
>>714115348
Chad Thundercock Arteur drowning in hollywood pussy vs Virgin Nerd who can~t even get asian pussy
Anonymous No.714115554
>>714115348
nice and they both been doing the same game for the last 20 years
Anonymous No.714115576
>>714115345
no way fag
Anonymous No.714115835 >>714115924 >>714115949 >>714136946
>>714091190
My bisexual french wife
Anonymous No.714115905 >>714116697 >>714116785
Anonymous No.714115924
>>714115835
Damn, she looks like a real dyke here.
Anonymous No.714115938
>>714090676 (OP)
pregnant belly detected
Anonymous No.714115949
>>714115835
think this is the 1st woman to get better looking the older she got
Anonymous No.714116046 >>714116239 >>714116716
THE BLONDE IS SO CUTE
Anonymous No.714116108
>>714111304
women aren't really attracted to men, only gay men are. she's saying she's sorta attracted to men.
Anonymous No.714116173
>>714109786
he got cucked hard. he's basically an NTR protagonist.
Anonymous No.714116239
>>714116046
I'd put 30 babys in them three.
Anonymous No.714116249 >>714116356
>>714090676 (OP)
RAPE
Anonymous No.714116269 >>714116387 >>714116465
>>714090676 (OP)
Kojima is honestly a genius for putting this in his game. I hope it becomes another trademark of his.
Anonymous No.714116327 >>714116618
>>714090676 (OP)
Why didn't he film the asian girl? She's the cutest.
Anonymous No.714116356
>>714116249
Not today, Ranjeet.
Anonymous No.714116379
Anonymous No.714116387
>>714116269
>trademark
It's been an option since like MGS1.
Anonymous No.714116465
>>714116269
have you ever played a kojima game
Anonymous No.714116550 >>714116638 >>714116827
>>714090676 (OP)
Does Fragile still have an old woman body?
Anonymous No.714116558
>>714090676 (OP)
>EXCEPT Kojima games where he somehow manages to make them look good.
That "somehow" = literal hand-crafted touch ups.

Other fags just take photos and call it a day.
Old Konami veterans actually touch up and HAND-RIG + ANIMATE shocking amount of their models. The actor is just an inspiration, phase 1.
Anonymous No.714116618
>>714116327
The cutest Asian in the game only has a cameo.

The Artist.
Anonymous No.714116638
>>714116550
No. She becomes young again. And the entire process is so fucking kino. Play it if you enjoy kojimacore.
Anonymous No.714116697 >>714116781
>>714115905
this game ruled
Anonymous No.714116716 >>714117542 >>714119173 >>714120750 >>714120808 >>714137253 >>714137319 >>714142560
>>714116046
Eh I'd like her better if her ass wasn't so fat
Anonymous No.714116735
>>714090676 (OP)
they look like they are made of plastic. What do you mean?
Anonymous No.714116781
>>714116697
Anonymous No.714116785 >>714116860
>>714115905
He asked for permission wtf?
Anonymous No.714116793 >>714128409
PC port announcment any day now....
Anonymous No.714116827 >>714117020
>>714116550
No. Her body is restored.

Play the game to find out how.
Anonymous No.714116853 >>714120398
>>714090676 (OP)
The definition of awful.
Kill yourself you soiguzzling cuckjewma shill
Anonymous No.714116860
>>714116785
Some people just want Drama.
Anonymous No.714116872
>>714114230
Yeah?
Anonymous No.714116954
>>714090676 (OP)
How do you not rape real question
Anonymous No.714116989
Huh, excuse me, my Boyfriend said he wanted to take a picture of you
Anonymous No.714117020 >>714118026
>>714116827
I don't have a PS5.
What about Higgs? Is he a cyborg now? Because his upper body looked normal in that guitar sequence.
Anonymous No.714117051 >>714117360
what is it about kojima that attracts so many glazers?
Anonymous No.714117058
>>714113801
My gfs

Some sluts that did it for everyone
Anonymous No.714117360
>>714117051
Probably all the great games
Anonymous No.714117542
>>714116716
>fat ass
>small tits
Just the way I like them.
Anonymous No.714117726 >>714117826
PC
Port
When
Kobimbo
?
Anonymous No.714117734 >>714119302
>>714114002
can married men with kids and stuff to do really be coomers tho?
Anonymous No.714117826 >>714118083
>>714117726
Ask Sony. It's their fucking fault this exclusive shit is still a thing.
Anonymous No.714117838
>>714092048
Delivery while high
Anonymous No.714117851
>>714104487
You and I will never get along.
Anonymous No.714117916
>>714092048
It's a fetch quest, where you can create shortcut to skip some stuff.
Anonymous No.714117925
>>714090676 (OP)
don't know who these bitches are irl but the blonde is a cutie
Anonymous No.714117978
>>714092048
Purgatory
Anonymous No.714117983
So is everyone in this game facescanned? So in the future if Kojima does a game will like 50 different NPCs, he has to face scan 50 people?
Anonymous No.714117991
You think Kojima cares about games?
Anonymous No.714118026
>>714117020
>What about Higgs? Is he a cyborg now?
That is what I am assuming myself, but I am not that far into the game yet. I honestly have no idea.
Anonymous No.714118083
>>714117826
That would be Nintendo, who's totally unwilling to port any of their games.
Can't say any of their new games are worthwhile to play though.
Anonymous No.714118116 >>714118190
Anonymous No.714118190 >>714118385
>>714118116
That was fast.
Anonymous No.714118195
Game will be a day one buy for me. When it fuckin' comes to PC.
Kojima why come you don't want my money for at least 6 months? I want to rike your game. Don't give me no "heh, sorry".
Anonymous No.714118287
>>714113280
>get on
Anonymous No.714118298
FRIDGE BODY ON THE LEFT.
Anonymous No.714118338
Kojima is a hack
Anonymous No.714118376 >>714118853 >>714118895
why are people saying the blonde is fat

is it some sort of meme? or are people here that much of turbovirgins?
Anonymous No.714118385
>>714118190
Not really, it's from DS1
Anonymous No.714118420
>>714113982
>hey. You use to wear low top shirts, can you do that for the second game?

>WORDS THAT KILL, OH WHOOOOAAAAAAA
Anonymous No.714118853 >>714118929 >>714118997 >>714119087 >>714120750
>>714118376
She just has an unfortunate ass
Anonymous No.714118895
>>714118376
Anonymous No.714118929 >>714119225
>>714118853
>thinking that is unattractive
I don't want to think you faggots are that fucking stupid so I am going to assume there is an inside joke here. Hahaha good one!
Anonymous No.714118997
>>714118853
juicy fartmeat
Anonymous No.714119087 >>714119173 >>714120443 >>714120750 >>714121126
>>714118853
>unfortunate ass
???
Anonymous No.714119173
>>714119087
>>714116716
whore
Anonymous No.714119225 >>714119371 >>714119672 >>714119860 >>714120086 >>714120264 >>714120374 >>714120750 >>714127949 >>714144280
>>714118929
>he likes this
Oof
Anonymous No.714119302 >>714119727
>>714117734
That's how having kids works anon.
Anonymous No.714119334
>>714111304
it means she's a bro you can fuck!
Anonymous No.714119371
>>714119225
Have you never seen a fertile woman before, anon? Or are you just into man ass?
Anonymous No.714119484
>>714090676 (OP)
The gayest, cringest writing I have ever seen in a AAA title
Anonymous No.714119672
>>714119225
Hooooooly shit I'm gonna cum
Anonymous No.714119727
>>714119302
just because you fucked doesnt mean you are a coomer
Anonymous No.714119860
>>714119225
>waist: thin and petite
>ass: fat and firm
Perfection
Anonymous No.714120075
>>714110154
>"I like men a bit like a gay man does."
Bullshit you stupid bitch. Nobody likes men more than gay men. Especially not women. ESPECIALLY not a wealthy woman with an inflated ego. Gay men will break their banks to go out to clubs and risk AIDSdeath for a one night fling. There is zero chance her interest in men is even 50% of average homolust.
Anonymous No.714120086 >>714120262
>>714119225
how is this considered a fat ass

am I living in bizarro world

is /v/ that fucking gay
Anonymous No.714120251
>>714104325
Anonymous No.714120262
>>714120086
post hand
Anonymous No.714120264
>>714119225
>those back dimples
sexo
Anonymous No.714120363
>>714090676 (OP)
PC when?
Anonymous No.714120374
>>714119225
Anonymous No.714120376
>>714091190
Manfaces are ok when Japan does it!
Anonymous No.714120398
I'm just not that impressed. Even without pausing to focus on the weirdness of it It's pretty good face scanning and animation though, sure.

>>714116853
Anonymous No.714120443
>>714119087
Jesu Cristo
Anonymous No.714120446
No advertising will convince me to buy this g--
>>714091190
Fuck.

Fine I will buy it once it releases for PC.
Anonymous No.714120689
She farts from there btw you ass fuckers
Anonymous No.714120750
>>714119225
>>714119087
>>714118853
>>714116716
Anonymous No.714120808
>>714116716
what did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.714120973 >>714120994
why no webms of the pregnant one
Anonymous No.714120985 >>714121210
>>714090676 (OP)
>he put that goddamn annoying Jap bitch in the game again
TOP KEK
Anonymous No.714120994
>>714120973
Cuz virgins are gay as fuck
Anonymous No.714121053 >>714121112
>>714090676 (OP)
>close to a decade since the first game
>the second looks virtually identical to it
lol lmao
Anonymous No.714121112 >>714121557
>>714121053
this is dishonest on so many levels that I hope you get banned for bad bait
Anonymous No.714121126
>>714119087
more like Elle FANNY amirite??

FANNY FANNY FANNY FANNY loooollll
Anonymous No.714121210 >>714121536
>>714120985
>again
Anonymous No.714121259 >>714121384
Elle Fanning is the perfect female specimen. Hot in Super 8, hot in Neon Demon and hot in Death Stranding. What a goddess.
Anonymous No.714121384 >>714121572
>>714121259
>Hot in Super 8
Oh so you're a pedophile
Anonymous No.714121446
>>714090676 (OP)
Cast Belucci or her daughter next
Anonymous No.714121447
>>714090676 (OP)
>Watch video
>Holy shit that looks awful
>Anon is jerking it off
Get off kojima dick anon. You fags are pathetic
Anonymous No.714121536 >>714121651
>>714121210
Isn't she the same chick with amazing Engrish who you help deliver to her HUSBANT in the first game? Because it looks just like her.
Anonymous No.714121557
>>714121112
too bad that anon is completely right.

ds2 is such a rip off lmao. who tf wants to play this shit that looks like it's stuck in the 2010's?
Anonymous No.714121572
>>714121384
I'm an ellephile
Anonymous No.714121651 >>714121772
>>714121536
No
Anonymous No.714121715 >>714121880
>>714090676 (OP)
>a bunch of annoying roasties doing retarded poses... but video game
hard fucking pass from me.
Anonymous No.714121772 >>714121897
>>714121651
Arr rook same?
Anonymous No.714121880 >>714133303
>>714121715
Seethe
Anonymous No.714121897
>>714121772
Kinda.
Anonymous No.714122129
>>714109735
always online checks, maybe?
Anonymous No.714123064
>>714090676 (OP)
elle is suffering from serious uncanny valley. you're delusional if you think that looks good.
Anonymous No.714124204
>mfw Tomorrow goes tarmode
Anonymous No.714124404 >>714124659 >>714125128 >>714140453 >>714140782 >>714140926
I finished DS2 not to long ago but honestly I'm really underwhelmed. This is coming from someone who absolutely loved DS1 btw. I really expected more on the story side of things, yet it was so hard to get immersed at all because the desolate feeling from DS1 is gone and it gets so bizarrely goofy at times in a really jarring way. Its a fucking comedy most of the time.

Gameplay wise it's really neat, I love the coffin boards and other small additions, but I do feel like things like the DHV actually take away from the atmosphere of the game in favour of convenience. Something about the game feels off to me in a way and I can't really grasp what it is exactly that has me not really loving the game like I did DS1.
Anonymous No.714124659
>>714124404
Hard to one up when the novelty is gone. I liked the story of 1 more as well overall.
DS2 to DS1 is what Matrix Reloaded is to Matrix.
Anonymous No.714125010 >>714127942 >>714139805
>>714092048
Humanity discovers a new dimension bordering on life and death called 'The Beach'. They attempt to research the Beach (as it has temporal distortion qualities that could revolutionize construction/networks) but in doing so they cause the 'Death Stranding', a phenomena where when someone dies their soul becomes tethered to their body and eventually transforms it into an antimatter creature called a 'BT' unless the body is cremated. When a BT touches a living being made of regular matter, it causes a massive explosion called a Voidout and this incident catches the world completely off guard. Countless Voidouts occur and America is blasted into various super-isolated pockets of civilizations, with mostly empty land filled with BT's separating cities that were able to get with the program fast enough. Made worse is that the Death Stranding also causes a weather effect called 'Timefall', which is rain that super-ages anything it touches which destroys whatever wasn't touched by the Voidouts and makes traversing / communicating between these isolated cities nearly impossible.

Sam Bridges is the main character and his assignment is ferrying packages/building networks between these now super isolated communities, reconnecting America through the dangers of Timefall and BT's while also fighting a group of terrorists that are looking to cause even more Voidouts for their own agenda.
Anonymous No.714125128 >>714126517 >>714137182
>>714124404
>sequel should feel the same, have the same atmosphere, same tone etc.

DS2 being different is good.
Anonymous No.714126457
nude mods when
Anonymous No.714126517 >>714127160
>>714125128
Maybe if the plot hadn't been about Sam's daughter dying and him going through grief I could have swallowed the shift in tone but arguably I think the game should've reflected his mental state a lot more. Dude was actually going schizo and hallucinating, yet the game is fucking comedic in places where it just didn't need to be. (Take the Charlie reveal... what the fuck was that about?)

And honestly it's less about the atmosphere change for me, but more that the entire plot feels underwritten and not very engaging at all. Change isn't bad but things CAN be changed to be worse, and I think DS2 is an example of that. Tonally DS2 is just bad, confusing, and completely at odds with itself.
Anonymous No.714126625
>>714090676 (OP)
The graphics in kojimbo's games are always great.
Anonymous No.714126739 >>714126804
>>714090676 (OP)
My friend absolutely fucking hates this game. I don't know why. He has been raging for the last two days without expressing why he is mad.
Anonymous No.714126804 >>714127192
>>714126739
Sounds like he'd fit in here just fine.
Anonymous No.714126946 >>714127081
Chills...
Anonymous No.714126998
more webm please...
Anonymous No.714127064
>>714090676 (OP)
Everyone in this game looks like they're addicted to crack.
Anonymous No.714127081
>>714126946
>delivering an injured indian guy
>give up starts playing
Uhh...Kojima-san?
Anonymous No.714127160 >>714127584
>>714126517
I think it has Rambo 1 to Rambo 3 syndrome desu, DS1 is very uncompromising about being a walking SIM where combat is to be avoided at all costs. DS2 straight up encourages you to take out bandit camps, I've got like 8 different guns and I'm only like 10 hours into the game. In this same timespan in DS1 you'd still be stuck with the bola gun.
Anonymous No.714127192 >>714129046
>>714126804
That's not a good thing dude.
Anonymous No.714127285
>>714091190
HIT OR MISS I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS HUH
Anonymous No.714127367 >>714127561
Should I buy this game or is it shit? Can I just have fun sandboxing building roads everywhere or will it just be a linear experience that’ll be over after 50 hours?
Anonymous No.714127561 >>714127630
>>714127367
The game is super sandboxy and they added even more infrastructure development elements like a monorail system alonside ziplines and highways.
Anonymous No.714127584 >>714127808
>>714127160
>DS1 is very uncompromising about being a walking SIM where combat is to be avoided at all costs.
Could have fooled me. Once I got to the second map I immediately started shitting on MULEs for their metals and ceramics to build the road. I also loved any mission that required me to steal from the camps.
Anonymous No.714127630 >>714128404
>>714127561
Fuck, I didn’t play the first one because it looked gay but this actually sounds really fun. I’m gonna have to buy this one
Anonymous No.714127808 >>714127920
>>714127584
>Could have fooled me. Once I got to the second map I immediately started shitting on MULEs for their metals and ceramics to build the road. I also loved any mission that required me to steal from the camps.
Yeah, but DS2 really does make it even easier to shit on bandits by making every gun chambered in nonlethal rubber bullets as default. In DS1, guns were explicitly lethal and clearing out a bandit camp with lethal force meant you also had to do corpse cleanup. I thought that was super neat, but its clear DS2 wants combat to be less harsh.
Anonymous No.714127920 >>714128160
>>714127808
I used non-lethal guns in DS1 too
Anonymous No.714127941 >>714128695 >>714129353
>>714091190
Man why can't westoids do pretty women face like this
Anonymous No.714127942
>>714125010
you're not supposed to give a serious answer you're supposed to not play the game and shitpost about it
Anonymous No.714127949
>>714119225
>He doesn't
Anonymous No.714128090
>>714093178
me reflected in the mirror behind her
Anonymous No.714128143
>Sam and Higgs actually make out
>Higgs is canonically in love with Sam
I didn't expect Kojima to go there desu
Anonymous No.714128160
>>714127920
I'm aware nonlethal guns exist in DS1, but they were a separate variant and not the default, and also you only unlocked them by mid point iirc.

DS2 gives you the assault rifle, an LMG, shotguns etc right off the bat.
Anonymous No.714128209
>>714090676 (OP)
>managed to slip a photoshoot mode with a pregnant woman in a 2025 game
i take back everything bad i ever said about this man
Anonymous No.714128308 >>714128363
>>714113982
>fetishizes smoking
>too big a pussy to do it himself
Anonymous No.714128363
>>714128308
At least he's not using one of those pussy sticks.
Anonymous No.714128404 >>714129425
>>714127630
Once you build the monorail you can ride on them too.
Anonymous No.714128408 >>714128545
>>714090676 (OP)
I thought Fragile's skin was all wrinkly neck down?
Anonymous No.714128409
>>714116793
Maybe in 2 or 3 years
Anonymous No.714128545
>>714128408
It's explained in the game.
Anonymous No.714128572
>>714097416
Anonymous No.714128695
>>714127941
>>714104012
>>714110692
>Man why can't westoids do pretty women face like this
come again?
Anonymous No.714129046
>>714127192
I know.
Anonymous No.714129137 >>714129264
>drive into a rock at 3mph
>50% cargo damage
wtf man
Anonymous No.714129167 >>714129331 >>714129354 >>714129561 >>714129710 >>714129778 >>714129813 >>714132509
How do you all put up with DS1? It's so repetitive I quit before even seeing snow.
Anonymous No.714129264
>>714129137
Strap down your cargo and drive safely.
Anonymous No.714129308
>>714093178
those shota sfm makers are gonna have a fucking field day with those models
Anonymous No.714129331
>>714129167
I'm autistic and like repetitive actions and trying to optimize delivery routes so I can cover all the knots in one loop.
Anonymous No.714129353 >>714129763
>>714127941
>thing :[
>thing, Japan :0
Anonymous No.714129354
>>714129167
You have to be ascended mentally.
Anonymous No.714129425 >>714129746
>>714128404
Sick, well I just bought, 28 minutes left on download
Anonymous No.714129561
>>714129167
It's fun.
Anonymous No.714129710
>>714129167
It feels good to deliver packages and making players' playthroughs easier by creating roads and leaving tools for them.
Anonymous No.714129746
>>714129425
Make sure to watch a fast recap of DS1 on youtube if you haven't played it.
Anonymous No.714129763 >>714139997
>>714129353
he's right btw
post a good western face
Anonymous No.714129778
>>714129167
like carrying boxes
simple as
Anonymous No.714129813
>>714129167
>I quit before even seeing snow.
Shame. The mountaineering is literally the best part of DS1.
Anonymous No.714129845
>>714093178
Holy shit she got me good.
Anonymous No.714129952
>>714092048
Trying to turn lovecraftian monsters into a sci fi exposition dump.
I don't think people actually give a shit though, just like the high fidelity graphics, lots of talking, and I guess the gameplay is fine.
Anonymous No.714129979 >>714130387
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m59UM1iFu-c
Anonymous No.714130203
>They brought back ziplines
>They're buffed
damn, man. these things ruined the 1st game for me
Anonymous No.714130353
DS isn't really about meaningful storytelling as much as it is about immersing the player in its idiosyncratic world (just like MGS) with super high def graphics and celebrities. Which is most big movies so who cares. But basically, Kojimbo can make it as dumb as he fucking wants (and he sure did) as long as he makes the dumb shit look good. Like giving Tommy Wiseau a billion dollars and arming him with competent designers and some editors.
Helps that the game is fun too, and that there's a skip cutscene button. If DS was just a movie, who would give a shit? I'd rather watch I, Frankenstein.
Anonymous No.714130387 >>714131043
>>714129979
>refuses to ever speak english again in public because of this
hehe
Anonymous No.714130669
>ziplines curving can only be set when they're first built
>all the online ziplines I've been given are straight connections and have rocks in between them
Anonymous No.714130797 >>714131057
>>714090676 (OP)
the closer you look the worse it gets.
just look at her mouth.
Anonymous No.714131043
>>714130387
he actually speaks a little english in the new woodkid album
Anonymous No.714131057 >>714132550
>>714130797
Too late, already bought, tranny.
Anonymous No.714131656
>>714092509
Sure thing REtard
Anonymous No.714132216
>>714090676 (OP)
>>714091190
>>714091902
>>714093178
>>714114508
>kojima makes you fall in love with Fragile with how cute and adorable she is
>proceds to kill her because muh subversion

Do not buy the game expecting a cute relationship between her and Sam.
Anonymous No.714132509 >>714132806
>>714129167
I found the process and the in-game world both comforting and relaxing.

t.x500 LoL
Anonymous No.714132550
>>714131057
but anon, that makes you the tranny.
unironically.
Anonymous No.714132806 >>714133087
>>714132509
I bounced off DS1 at first, spent a year away, gave it another go, and fully locked in when I did the Mama delivery across the mountains, incredible feeling of weathering timefall snow, draining stamina, needing to strategically plan out the route to avoid impassable cliff faces, walking through the dead city above the clouds. Ludo.
Anonymous No.714133087
>>714132806
Nice. I can't say that I personally did whole lotta planning and I wish the game had included more survival mechanics. I had a network of ziplines spanning most of the map so I guess that could be considered planning but on a greater scale.
Anonymous No.714133254 >>714133647
The entire game feels as if Kojima's team as a prank decided to pitch the most ridiculous ideas they could come up with to Kojima thinking there's no way he wouldn't just reject the idea outright only he never said no and they just ended up putting every prank into the game as 100% serious.
Anonymous No.714133303
>>714121880
KOJIMAAAAAA
Anonymous No.714133539
>>714109735
custom encryption n shit. Kojima had to do it cuz he had celebs in his game
Anonymous No.714133647 >>714133715 >>714134202
>>714133254
Kojima is an idea guy with a bunch of very talented people behind him. A guy that got a lot of recognition games he did not direct solo.

The worst thing about Death Stranding is the story, which is the thing he is 100% in charge of... wonder how good it could be if they hada co-director to tell him "no" sometimes.
Anonymous No.714133715
>>714133647
>for games he did not
Fixed.
Anonymous No.714134202 >>714134504
>>714133647
Kojima literally was the sole director of everything he has director credit on. The ones he did not he has producer credit instead.
The whole retarded meme of "somebody else made his good games good" is weird cope from people who didn't like MGS5 that was debunked when people actually looked into what other staff members did.
Anonymous No.714134504
>>714134202
>actually looked into what other staff members did.
iirc those people came out and directly said Kojima was a major contributor to basically everything his name ever got attached to as a creative, whatsisname the codec dialogue writer that certain types like to hold up as le secret talent who was actually responsible for MGS1/2/3 basically said everything people liked about those games came from Kojima's input.
Anonymous No.714134627
>>714091024
it does stretch the textures out.
Anonymous No.714134701
>>714111307
fuck off Hideo Abenomics
HOMEMADE SHOTTY!
Anonymous No.714134875 >>714135546
I miss my /kjpg/ bros.
Anonymous No.714135130
>>714090676 (OP)
> Game lets you have a pregnant asian dance around for you

Oh thank god, I thought I was gonna have to get my asian gf pregnant for to experience that.
Anonymous No.714135198
>>714101523
>because sex with a pregnant woman is not actually very good

Were either women asian?
Anonymous No.714135394
>>714112535
???
Horizon 2 isn't even a PS5 game
Anonymous No.714135447 >>714135550
What exactly does using the strand on your cargo do? Does it make cargo take less damage when you bump into things while driving?
Anonymous No.714135483
Bunch of cutie npcs in the game as well
Anonymous No.714135506
>>714114341
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
Anonymous No.714135546 >>714139349
>>714134875
redpill me on moby dick and kojima.
Why does he love that story so much?
Anonymous No.714135550 >>714135853
>>714135447
Means when you trip and fall the cargo wont scatter off of the pack.
Anonymous No.714135721 >>714135810
I still haven't played the first one, should I?
Anonymous No.714135810 >>714137046
>>714135721
I'd say go for it, if you hate DS1, chances are DS2 isnt gonna change your mind much.
Anonymous No.714135836
>>714103298
35+ year olds will get this reference
Anonymous No.714135853
>>714135550
neat
Anonymous No.714135859 >>714136032
>>714090676 (OP)
I can't wait to see the feminists seethe and rage over this dumb photo shoot minigame.
Anonymous No.714136032 >>714136087
>>714135859
A whole one review mentioned they didn't like it as an off handed comment and /v/ spent days seething despite it being just a lukewarm 7/10 review overall that listed like a dozen other more serious complaints about the game
Anonymous No.714136087
>>714136032
haha dumb fatties. Enjoy dying with your 12 cats.
Anonymous No.714136406
>>714090676 (OP)
Part of me likes the gap in her teeth cause it adds character or like a cute 'flaw'(not really flaw), but part of me also wants for Lea to close it just to see how much it'll improve her look, like how would peak Lea look.
It would be awesome if someone modded her model, when it comes to pc, just to see how pretty she'll look in motion without the gap. I also wish she had longer hair in these games, not too long but a little more. Her DS2 hairstyle is a huge improvement, though.
Anonymous No.714136413
>>714104491
sweaty... https://twistedvoxel.com/death-stranding-2-characters-unreal-engine-5s-metahuman-tech/
Anonymous No.714136509
>>714090676 (OP)
Kojima won
Anonymous No.714136591
>>714103678
the game is 'about' gaming and video games. that's what he has said.
Anonymous No.714136792
>>714104325
SEK
sooooooohhhhh
Anonymous No.714136884 >>714136976
>>714090676 (OP)
>pregnant sluts in your game
This webm has convinced me, Im buying Kojimbo's game right fucking now
Anonymous No.714136946
>>714115835
700 HOURS OF DELETED SEX SCENES
Anonymous No.714136976
>>714136884
The pregnant one is very specifically not a slut, sir.
Anonymous No.714137046 >>714137124 >>714137162 >>714137405
>>714135810
that moon size is retarded, if the moon was this close earth would have massive tidal waves and there would be zero life on land
Anonymous No.714137054 >>714137817
Is our guy in the game?
Anonymous No.714137124 >>714137381
>>714137046
>and there would be zero life on land
Welcome to DS. America looks like Iceland.
Anonymous No.714137162
>>714137046
Thanks for the input, Neil deGrasse Tyson
Anonymous No.714137182
>>714125128
No, that's not the problem. In fact, the sequel feels too similar to DS1 in terms of story because they never explored new mysteries in the setting and the plot is very contrived to make conflict like Higgs not being finished off, APAS giving him a fucking army and more power than Amelie but losing to zesty Diehard and Amelie easily no diff Higgs when he actually undeniably won against Sam. It has a whole "what's the point" that feels more like an expac and origin story for Lou to be the star of DS3.
Anonymous No.714137226
>>714091190
I love older women so much bros, I blame being close with hot teachers in school but at the same time I probably would've liked them anyways
Anonymous No.714137253
>>714116716
More for me, gayboy.
Anonymous No.714137281
I'm getting so sick of hearing that one jingle everytime you go through a sign. You know the one. It's fucking everywhere
Anonymous No.714137319
>>714116716
MY SWEET WHOREWIFE
Anonymous No.714137381 >>714137576
>>714137124
zero life means no plants, iceland has plants
Anonymous No.714137405 >>714137898
>>714137046
Buddy there's like gigantic snowy mountains in the middle of Western Australia in this
Anonymous No.714137484
>>714100561
Because he’s Japanese and still draws on Japanese beauty ideals. He desires to see his favorite actors looking their best.
Anonymous No.714137553 >>714140857
>>714090676 (OP)
>>714091190
>>714093178
>defeats the uncanny valley with someone else's game engine
Gotta give credits to Kojimbo where it's due
Anonymous No.714137576 >>714138037
>>714137381
then why isnt it called plantsland, dweebenheimer?
Anonymous No.714137718
>>714092048
Deliver stuff, level up connection ranks, unlocks stuff for you to better deliver stuff. And build roads.Occasionally fight people and monsters. It's fun.
Anonymous No.714137808
>>714090676 (OP)
basically this comes down to the skin textures not looking like horrifying shit
there's a footfag subset that are erotically into hyperugly skin textures and they are *all over* game development right now, aside from Kojima's crew
Anonymous No.714137817
>>714137054
Kojima is like 5-10 years old than Tsukushi.
Anonymous No.714137898 >>714138082 >>714138343 >>714138657
>>714137405
one thing is to have climate change another its to have impossible astronomical events, you're making the "wow you cannot accept a sports car in this fantasy battle you're so bigoted" meme argument
Anonymous No.714138037
>>714137576
because I fucked your mom last night

also oppenheimer was a physicist not an astrophysicist, I was quoting neil degrasse tyson, dumb cunt, go read a book
Anonymous No.714138082
>>714137898
In this world wired and wireless communications both no long work so the internet is routed through limbo instead
Anonymous No.714138139
>>714111441
>>714113996
Imagine the giant titties in the Decima engine.
On a less related note I am reminded of a clip where Maserati meets Hitomi Tanaka and absolutely size-mogs her, but I also remember that Hitomi's celebrity crush is Norman Reedus.
If I was Kojima's lead actor for his movie game I would ask to see if he could hook me up with some visits paizuri while we're shooting the mocap stuff.
Anonymous No.714138332
DS2 is all Sam's fault, he should've just put out for Higgs once
Anonymous No.714138343
>>714137898
You are assuming that the Moon physically moved that close to earth and is not just appearing that big because of some Chiralium fuckery in the atmosphere.
Anonymous No.714138381
>>714092048
Kojima's private Hollywood director simulator.
Anonymous No.714138478 >>714138724 >>714144390
Amusing how MGSV's "build a zoo" system is just copypasted into DS2.
Anonymous No.714138657
>>714137898
The universe is quite literally re-writting itself to kill off all life in the 6th extinction event as the plot of the Death Stranding series.
Anonymous No.714138724
>>714138478
A shame it's so primitive compared to Survive
Anonymous No.714138897 >>714138960 >>714139059
Playing the first DS and had to pause a cutscene to come and ask: What's with Amelie? I don't mean spoiler stuff, I mean why does she feel like they wrote her as a sister, mother, and wife for Sam simultaneously? The interactions they have are hard to figure out.
Anonymous No.714138960 >>714139058
>>714138897
Keep playing.
Anonymous No.714139058
>>714138960
Ogey
Anonymous No.714139059
>>714138897
Am A Lie
Anonymous No.714139349
>>714135546
He's a pseud.
Anonymous No.714139454
>>714090676 (OP)
Funny how Kojima can keep attractive women attractive when they scan them in, but no one else can.
Anonymous No.714139805
>>714125010
This. The story isn't that complicated.
Anonymous No.714139997
>>714129763
CDprojekt does good faces.
The problem isn't that western devs cant make good faces, it is that they deliberately choose to uglify them.
You can see that the actors they use for the facescan are actually attractive, Alloy for example, but they then edit the face to make them ugly.
Anonymous No.714139998
>>714096853
I don't know if it was a technical thing, but the weird pauses in the dialog (not just the "hearing Jesse's thoughts" parts) made them come across as stiff. Not to mention, there's something dead about their eyes. And weirdly, this wasn't a problem with Quantum Break. Maybe it was new tech they were working on? Maybe they fixed it in Alan Wake 2.
Anonymous No.714140130 >>714140675
>no margie
:(((((
Anonymous No.714140254
Gonna watch that porn vid of the pregnant girl at the orgy. G-d damn!
Anonymous No.714140453
>>714124404
I'm only about 10 hours in but, yeah, I sensed something was off with the plot and just looked ahead to spoilers. I'm going to enjoy the missions but the plot sucks. First one felt way more focused and purposeful.
Anonymous No.714140675
>>714140130
tfw you instantly ask Charlie to use her voice
Anonymous No.714140778 >>714140852
That transition to episode 13 was the apex of cringekino on this earth
Anonymous No.714140782
>>714124404
>Its a fucking comedy most of the time.
ngl some of it is actually pretty funny, for a jap kojimbo has a pretty western sense of humour
Anonymous No.714140852 >>714140997 >>714141827
>>714140778
how bad is it, so far the peak cringe moment was when rainy is being bullied out of bridges for being a timefall magnet and she starts throwing rocks back and one of the witchhunters is like "i'm sorry :/"
Anonymous No.714140857
>>714137553
To be fair Horizon focuses more on the big ass dinosaurs. That game is still unbeatable in motion.
Anonymous No.714140926 >>714141261
>>714124404
I'm closing in on the end and I love the story in this, especially compared to DS1
I don't think the Mads scenes are quite topped despite some great performances but the whole thing is miles better, especially Higgs and Fragile
Anonymous No.714140997
>>714140852
Retard
Anonymous No.714141130
>>714090676 (OP)
They look like shit and have no tits.
Anonymous No.714141261
>>714140926
I doubt I'll end up in the majority on this but when I got to the end of the Neil story I think I liked it more than the Mads one
Anonymous No.714141478 >>714143905 >>714146347
>>714104487
Buddy, you wouldn't know "fat" if its belly smacked you in the face.
Anonymous No.714141595
>>714105095
Its more fun going on foot using tools. Now i just use vehicles for large deliveries.

I went exploring off the network to look at scenery with just a bunch of ladders and ropes no weapons. I really felt like i was in the middle of nowhere. Theres no fast travel and no way to get more gear. I rappelled down the side of a cliff and walked along a big lake into where a mountain meets the ground in this huge flat area. (Bottom of pic related) I came across a big tentacle mosnter in it and it inevitably killed me ehen all i had to shoot it with was yhe bola gun and i blew i fuck huge crater into the landscape when i died. I then wandered back to the ship back on the network and felt like i came home after a big adventure.

I was also stoned and this was the only time being stoned didnt make the game annoying and hard to play. The weirdness of it all made everything kinda unbelievable.
Anonymous No.714141646
>>714090676 (OP)
Wow
Does this mean we don't get to do ww3?
Anonymous No.714141661
>>714109735
Probably because you play as a dude.
Anonymous No.714141713 >>714141790
>>714091653
Anonymous No.714141790
>>714141713
What kind of vidya would Dan the man have played?
Anonymous No.714141827
>>714140852
The witch hunter backs off and stammers out an apology because she clubbed a pregnant woman in the stomach
Also if that's your peak cringe so far, you've got some things upcoming which will turn your hair white in comparison.
Anonymous No.714141832
>>714090676 (OP)
>this is what snoys play while soigaping
Anonymous No.714141891
>>714090676 (OP)
>I struggled to tell whether pic related was real life or in-game footage for a long time. Impressive.
That's maybe you've never seen a woman irl faggot
Anonymous No.714142301 >>714142567 >>714142638 >>714144620 >>714145385
>>714090676 (OP)
I hate facescan and mocaps, no exception. There's just something inherently disgusting with the way their mouth moves.
I don't know why Japan are trying to copy this soulless Western piece of technology.

Fuck photorealsm, and fuck you.
Anonymous No.714142560
>>714116716
Retarded social media face and shaking her ass like an animal. No class.
>>714093178
Naturally sexy.
Anonymous No.714142567 >>714145647
>>714142301
You hate Silent Hill 2 and Devil May Cry 3?
Anonymous No.714142594
>>714095310
>But at least his ideas are better and not just "haha look at this plot twist".

>and not just "haha look at this plot twist".
Anonymous No.714142638
>>714142301
Japanese media has gotten too big for their own good and they're embracing certain policies that define the destruction of the West. They're gonna go down in flames with us. Koreans and Chinese are the future.
Anonymous No.714142716 >>714143031
>>714091902
Why did they have to style her hair like a teenage boy?
>>714104325
She looks so much better here.
Anonymous No.714142829 >>714143178
Only in an Asian game will you see a White man and a White woman with a White baby.
Anytime you see that in a Western movie they're always going to be fighting.
Anonymous No.714142892
>>714101523
>women complain a lot
ftfy
Anonymous No.714143031 >>714143170
>>714142716
It's a pretty standard issue pixie cut man
Anonymous No.714143103 >>714144442
>>714090676 (OP)
Kill it with fire. Disgusting rubbery facescans.
their failed expressions look so fake and grotesque.

these graphics are so fuckgin shit because they're trying and failing hard to look realistic.
Anonymous No.714143170
>>714143031
Whatever it is it's not feminine. I guess gender confused guys would dig it.
Anonymous No.714143178
>>714142829
lmao

Someone should explain the Neil plotline to this guy
Anonymous No.714143721 >>714143913 >>714144036
>mfw Fragile pulls a Hillary Clinton and says women are the primary sufferers of war
Seriously, what the fuck was that all about? There's a couple of weird moments like these. It felt incredibly out of place and disconnected from the rest of the story/themes.
Also I dunno why, but the scene of the three girls hugging Sam after his Fire Punch cosplay was kinda cringey.
Anonymous No.714143905
>>714141478
When will TheNicoleT stop beating around the bush, and become the cow her genes want her to be?
Anonymous No.714143913
>>714143721
Probably residual DEI mandates.
Anonymous No.714144001
I like that Japs include Europeans in their marry and reproduce propaganda. They want to see us rebound from this darkie age too.
Anonymous No.714144036 >>714144096
>>714143721
That section is a really blatant Fury Road homage, with the whole matriarchal society thing. That's why that's there.
Anonymous No.714144096
>>714144036
Oh is it? I didn't watch Fury Road. I watched Furiosa with my family but it was pretty crap, and I barely remember anything about it other than one action section.
Anonymous No.714144157 >>714144540 >>714144619
>>714090676 (OP)
Its easy to make them look good when they're confined to a single room for 1 scene and arent actually ever rendered during gameplay
Anonymous No.714144280
>>714119225
That's obviously not her
Anonymous No.714144390 >>714144480
>>714138478
What zoo? Can you even see the animals after you drop them at the shelter?
Anonymous No.714144442 >>714144573
>>714143103
Retard
Anonymous No.714144476
>>714090676 (OP)
This is the only time in the game where you see any of these characters outside of cutscenes
Anonymous No.714144480
>>714144390
>Can you even see the animals after you drop them at the shelter?
Yes, they're the animals that shuffle around the shelter with your nametag over them
Anonymous No.714144540
>>714144157
DS2's gameplay models are basically on par with DS1's cinematics models
Anonymous No.714144573
>>714144442
nice comeback dipshit.
they don't look real. they look fucking ugly like animatronics.
Anonymous No.714144619
>>714144157
That's just controlling your scope well. You can have ten characters that look amazing if you're not making open world slop that needs 800 procedurally generated people walking around
Anonymous No.714144620
>>714142301
3d modelers that can create decent characters with a "realistic look" from scratch are limited, even for Japanese companies.
Only a handful of people in Bamco, Squenix and maybe KT still have that skill.
Anonymous No.714145385
>>714142301
yeah the fake way their skin creases move around. the exaggerated shading and bumps, the lack of light shining through the skin makes it look fucking repulsive.
Anonymous No.714145494
Crackish theory: Sam is also an Extinction Entity, and Amelie's plan all along was to get him to fall in love with the world and shed his isolated nature by forming connections to avoid the Last Stranding, because she knows Sam would have just triggered it when he was at his lowest. I don't think it's pure chance that his DOOMS is increasing. Also with Tomorrow also being one, if being an EE can be formed purely by genetics, then Sam could surely have that potential too as it's more likely to be his repatriate genes are contributing to it rather than Lucy's.
Anonymous No.714145647 >>714145702
>>714142567
those aren't face scans dipshit. they were made by real artists.
Anonymous No.714145702 >>714146867
>>714145647
>I hate facescan and mocaps
>mocaps
Retard.
Anonymous No.714146347
>>714141478
Wow that's fucked up how normal she looks from the bust up
Anonymous No.714146867
>>714145702
i'm not him but he obviously meant the combination of both.
further more DMC3 only used mo-cap as a base and real animators went over everything and enhanced it.
DMC3 has a fuck load of real animation work in it.