>Serviceable waifus
>No adorable and comical waifus
7/10

is the romance dlc worth it? kinda shitty to lock a bachelorette behind paywall

>RF3S doesn't have FRY HIGHER
Why would you ever play that version?

>>714101646
No

>>714101646
Only if you like the characters

My love, Dolce.

>>714101646
Pilika cute.

>>714103517
Tsun status?

>>714103735
I've sometimes described her as a mix between a tsundere and kuudere.

>>714101646
cuilang is worth it, smelly cursed bear ainu isn’t

>get my ass raped by beetles, spirits and then later orange wolves who hit stupidly hard in my search for the runespheres
>find out just now that that area was actually meant for arc 2 and I could've saved myself the suffering until much later
Welp
At least the early gold ore, and the cheap and easy level 90+ wolf pet who starts at affection 7 was nice.

don't breed humans
don't breed beast people
don't breed elves
don't breed dragons
breed vampires

>>714104175
Oh, if you're still in act 1 I have good news
You can have what you want if you get married between act 1 and 2, either get married in the 10 day window or just never leave town through the front gate, just teleport outside

I want to make Suzu an idol and then fuck her and make it become a huge scandal!

>>714101384 (OP)
>>No adorable and comical waifus

>>714106140
I think je's trying to imply that he's a pedophile, anon

>>714101384 (OP)
So far everyone only seem to talk about waifus. How does the gameplay compare to RF3-4, and other clones like Stardew or Mistria?

>>714107046
Did you ever play Tides of Destiny/Oceans? It's literally that but much better. It's not in the same vein as the mainline games, but that seems to be by design considering how Tides was.

>>714107323
Nice. Despite it being a bit of a black sheep it's one of my favourites in the series. Granted a lot of that has to do with the setting.

>>714107501
This, i'm a sucker for the full send weeb aesthetics I just can't help myself. Wouldn't mind a mainline Azuma game but maybe not so soon after this one. Save it for RF7 or something after they stop fucking around with whatever the hell they did to 5 and make 6 good.

>>714101384 (OP)
Rune Factory belongs to the titcows now.

I enjoyed the game but wow I didn't want to continue after beating the main story. Didn't even marry Ulalaka or do the bonus content/dungeon either. Still a nice game though.

>>714108873
I wonder if they really will continue that trend

>>714107046
>So far everyone only seem to talk about waifus. How does the gameplay compare to RF3-4, and other clones like Stardew or Mistria?
The waifus are the main thing going for it.
I've said this in other threads but basically it's heavily streamlined and normified, skills levels matter very little just giving small stat boost mostly. You gain village building but don't get to build your own home anymore or buy appliances, crafting is all done by just hiring NPCs and giving them your items. You get a massive amount of items and wealth just by playing the main story, same for recipes so I never had to actively look or grind for stuff, I could always craft everything without thinking about it. General requests don't have dialog and are just kill this or fetch that which you just kind of do anyway by playing the game.
It feels a lot like an MMO where you just run around mindlessly killing monsters then go back to town and check 50 things you did off a list without really trying and get your daily rewards

Not much flavor dialog compared to 3/4, companions don't follow you in town only in combat areas and they just have a dozen or so generic quips none specific to quests or locations.
You basically just have the relationship events to get any real interactions with the characters.
Main quest while interesting is very railroady and you kind of just get shunted from place to place without any real reason to ever stop and relax because everything is gated behind quest progression. Then once it's over you realize you basically did everything and there is no game left.
I like to play causal, relax, and explore but it felt like I unintentionally just speedran everything because of the way it is designed.

Brewing monster energy drinks with my robot

>>714111146
That guy who always claims Cuilang is programmed to love you really cracks me up now that I did his events
Like no, brother was programmed to serve and die

Nekomata women owe me sex

>>714103652

>>714112881
a cat is fine too, i guess

>>714116890

>>714116890
>>714117034
tell me about the turnip girl. Why does she like turnips so much?

>>714117148
Goddess of Turnips, creator of the pink turnip

>>714117450
sounds like prime wife material why would anyone choose anyone else?

>>714117580
There were some other good choices

>>714112881
I bet her milf pussy stinks

>>714117931
One can only hope.

My wife

>>714117931
She's not a milf
There is actually no milfs in this game

>>714118221

I wish I could marry Suzu.
Here's how I think the wedding night would go:
>The wedding was fun, Suzu thinks it was like a very special birthday party
>She is still quite unsure about what happens on the wedding night
>Suzu is very innocent about sex, doesn't really know what it means
>Iroha, despite being quite innocent herself too, helps Suzu prepare for the night
>Iroha holds Suzu's hand as the marriage is consummated
>It is not entirely unpleasant but it it very scary for Suzu
>Suzu cries as it happens but she is a brave girl. Iroha calms her down and comforts her
>Happy marriage

>>714120762
The retard wife

>>714121956
Who is your favorite waifu of all time (not just in RF), mr. aceman!!oXu3OLVH0EG?

Fishing is actually the most tedious shit because it's actually just pure RNG. It does not matter what you fucking do, or what guide you follow, if the piece of shit doesn't spawn that day you're just fucked. Why.

>>714122638
I'm not one have a traditional waifu..but there are some girls I like more than others

How do villagers move between villages if every village is an isolated floating island?

>>714126016
Magic.

>>714126016
>How do villagers move between villages if every village is an isolated floating island?
They're not though. There are floating islands but the villages aren't a part of them. You can literally see them through the clouds on the ground.

>>714126112
I forgot about that.

Does the fireworks festival unlock the kimono for all characters or just the one you went to the village with?

How do I open the locked door in mechanical maze?

>>714127091
Wait people really get stuck in the mechanical maze?

day seven of asking for a 'fish with party' mod

what type of bathing suits do hags wear, I'm gonna draw it

>>714126112
but they apparently can visit floating islands, since muramasa's secret training grounds he tells you about is up on one. And you see stuff like advertisements for the mushroom or sweets islands on the ground, so they must be able to get off of their islands.
the world has airships so it's not impossible to explanation but still

>>714127091
The second one? Everyone always misses that button in the corner

>>714127664
one piece with a little bit more strapy-ness than you would think

>tails (plural)
Is she going to transform again? What have I gotten myself into?

>>714129542
>yfw

Hugging Ulaka... while headpatting Kaguya!

>ugly and/or expired hags bachelorettes
>bishies bachelors
wtf happened with this series

>>714131246
what

>>714129542
That was supposed to be Julian, you childhood friend stealer.

>>714131246
Kill yourself

Remember that you're canonically playing as a clingy possessive yandere rapechad.

>>714134610

>>714134610
Where is this meme coming from
Subaru's events are him pushing you away over his guilt, hanging out with Tsubame, and is happy for you when you get married and have kids with someone else. Even when you get married he's pretty chill. Kaguya would probably be closer to that since he gets incredibly hung up over Tsubame

>>714135189
stuff like his line here >>714135114
and pic related

I hate that custom appearances don't even work most of the time because Pilika's hats keep clipping into me.

>>714135310
Yeah because Hisui was pushing marriage proposals onto her and Kaguya wasn't into it. Moreso an event to show that he doesn't actually hate Kaguya since this was coming directly after the cunt smasher 9000 event
I remember when he says the other dialog, but it seems kind of normal to protect the person you're in love with

>>714135497
small indie jap team pls understand

>>714135617
>I remember when
I don't remember*
What happens when you partially rewrite a sentence

>>714135617
It's in the same vein as the "manipulative" Arthur theory
It doesn't really make sense in context but that won't stop people from joking about it or people taking his lines out of context so they can draw hot yandere art

>>714135778
>"manipulative" Arthur theory
QRD?

>>714135732
He says the "anyone who hurts you is my enemy" line pretty early on in his events

>>714135840
I don't really get the specifics but people use it in the threads sporadically as a meme

>>714134610
No I'm playing as the better protagonist

>>714135778
Another that doesn't make sense to me is the 'Pico is a puppet that Dolce speaks through' theory.

>>714104368
Do they come as a set?

>>714137203
They merge back together

Which way Alvarna man?

>>714109902
>no unique character reactions
What the fuck? Is it because they voice 100% of the lines or something? Iirc even that turd known as Harvestella has that.

>>714137090
>that frogleth looking bitch
>better protagonist

>>714137134
What's that one about?

>>714116890
I know you can mod out the runie mechanics. Is there anything that can be done about the weapon level mechanic? I remember it being very grindy or RNG.

>>714112881
Why can't we romance her

>>714137716
DLC bait
she is also literally a cat
like a CAT cat

>>714137568
Dorothy duh

>>714137568
The Dragon canonically won btw.

>>714137662
Exactly what it says. Dolce is too reserved to say her true feelings, so she uses Pico as a puppet to speak her real feelings. The evidence usually pointed to is that Dolce's monster form, Marionetta, looks like Pico. And all of Pico's lines are in quotation marks.

>>714137568

>>714137832
>Venti is a girl
>Livea is a girl
>Radea is a girl
>Viatrea is a girl

Fair chance to say at this point that Adonea's Draconic Pantheon is composed of Goddesses.
So this fucker left his kids for like a goddamn decade to sleep with a Fiery Dragon Goddess.

>>714137832
That dragon canonically got cucked twice by a ten year old

>>714137715
There's cheat codes to raise item levels iirc

>>714138019
It's not the Dragon's fault that the kids finally got tired of the dad being a fucking deadbeat and thus literally went to drag his ass back.

>>714137568
You forgot Alicia
and for some reason, Ray has an unused bride sprite??
canonical trap

>>714138147
Oh wait, I'm retarded, she's right there

>>714138147
>Forgot Alicia
Anon, I know Alicia is the least interesting of the Alvarna bachelorettes, but you clearly see her giant tits in that wedding dress.

>>714138147
Cute boy

>>714137568
Rosalind, my beloved.

>>714137568
Canon Wife
Less interesting but still kinda cute Melody
Big Tiddy Schizo nobody likes
Barrett's Canon Wife
Likes Racist Bad Boys
Canonically Future Landwhale
Town Bike

>>714112881

>>714138323
>Barrett's Canon Wife
>when his second kid has a nip name

>>714138323
>Canonically Future Landwhale
Mauro confirms that the DSC fatass curse seems to only affect men.

>B-But Beatrix!
She probably just really let herself go in her old age.

Finally beat RF1
Now I can finally play RF2

>>714101384 (OP)
Kanata is cute and funny in spirit.

this looks so comfy

>>714139231
you can’t even feel her heartbeat bc of all the fat in between

>>714139420
Iroha...

>>714137203
No they're two halves of a single entity. In their final event they fuse back together and you choose which one remains the dominant personality.

>>714139231
Not long now until Ulalaka completely depletes Subaru's RP

I wish there was more to the postgame so I can have a reason to continue playing. I should go back and replay 3/4 though.

>>714137090
She look so bullyable

>>714135189
Reads more as him coping to try and keep you happy if you ask me. He even specifically says in his confession that he’s always loved (You) ever since before the two of you were engaged.

>>714129542
>>714129931
Not gonna lie her transformed form is scary as shit

>>714140936
there’s no reasoning with that delusional retard, he’s always going on about the same shit

>>714138906
Wait
Is that a boob jiggle effect I see?

>>714134610
Why don't have a fully hair down Subaru outfit.
Long hair on men isn't inherently gay, but ponytail on men 100% is.

Damn I forgot about kusatsu's birthday. Didn't talk to him at all.

>>714143192
I didn't bother with anyone's birthdays except the person I wanted to court. Seemed like a waste of time.

>>714142027
It's a motion effect for her moving into the frame.

>>714133157
You know i'm right.

>>714143412
No way the placement wasnt intentional.

The only person I gave gifts to was Pilika because she'd give me meat back which means I didn't have to spend money for them

>>714140936
That's what I mean. They spell out his character pretty plainly and it's the antithesis of clingy and jealous. Very genuine and caring, puts her happiness over his own.

>>714139529
That sounds kind of horrible...

>>714101384 (OP)
I just finished the game. I just wish they gave you something special for accepting godhood. Overall, great time. Especially when you choose Kaguya.

>>714143474
I don't doubt it.

>>714126015
Wait. What the Hell is squidding?

>Kaguya's lunches have only been Protein Stir-Fry, Veggie Stir-Fry, Udon, Meat 'n Potatoes
Polygamy bros, any wives that can actually cook good meals?

>>714144339
You've got to be squidding me
It's a line that appears during the squid catching festival

>>714144565
I'm not a polygamist but don't bother with Pilika if that's what you care about. She pretty much only cooks stuff she can hunt or forage. Mushroom Soup, Meat Skewers, Ginger Stir Fry, Cutlet Sandwich and also Meat N potatoes.

>>714144565
Can't believe I'm wasting my time doing this for you. Not completely accurate (probably) because I ended up giving up on trying to find extra dishes after like 12 days.

>>Hina
>Omelete Rice
>Seafood Gratin
>Mochi Cheese Gratin
>Gratin

>>Clarice
>Golden Salmon Menuiere
>Zwiebelkuchen
>Ratatouille
>Honey Toast
>Flounder Menuiere

>>Ulalaka
>Ratatouille
>Veggie Croquettes
>Spinach Saute
>Veggie Stir-fry
>Mushroom Hotpot

>>714145963
thanks anon

>>714145963
>>Matsuri
>Grilled corn
>Grilled Squid
>Grilled Sole
>Stir Fried Udon
>Rolled Eggs

>>Iroha
>Sakura Mochi
>Anmitsu Cream Jelly
>Matcha Cookies
>Omelete Rice
>Tri Color Dango

>>Kanata
>Gratin
>Curry Rice
>Fruit Sandwich
>Hamburg Sandwich
>Curry Bread

Kanata was funny because she gave me gratin 5 days in a row so I thought that was all she gave out until I got the curry rice.

>>714144565
Meat 'n Potatoes is all I need.
>>714145963
I just realized how little 0 meat there is in the whole series.
At least my wife can prepare fish and french toast.

>>714101384 (OP)
9/10 for me. I really enjoyed it. Kanata especially.

>>714146669
>Matsuri can only grill and fry
>all of Kanata's meals are for kids
Sasuga

>>714111332
>claims Cuilang wasn’t programmed to love you
>immediately after admits he was programmed to serve
That’s basically the same thing.

>>714119929
>Wants to marry Suzu
Wait for RF6.

>>714146862
Serve as in do menial labor
That's like implying your roomba wants to fuck

>>714146862
Any fucking time he feels or gives affection his OS shits itself. He is not programmed for it but deals with it anyway

Now for something completely unrelated

>>714134610
>>714135114
>Subaru is a yandere rapechad
He’s no Hound but I guess he’ll do…

>>714109902
>Not much flavor dialog compared to 3/4
It’s supposed to have even more than 4, it’s just very context-sensitive and RNG dependant.

>>714147914
It's probably someone parroting shit they read on reddit
like "there's no post-marriage or dating dialogue"

>>714147426

>>714147998
>"there's no post-marriage or dating dialogue"
Turns out there is in fact no dating dialogue, they saved all the lovers dialogue for marriage.

Not a huge deal since in 4 and 5 you basically have the same lovers dialogue for both dating and marriage anyways.

>>714148040

>>714148159
Some of these girls are fine with just not having kids or delaying having kids and some are just flat out coping.

>>714148306

>>714148389
Kanata sure has a way with words.

>>714148527
She took this a lot nicer than I thought she would, all things considered. Would've expected more disappointment.

>>714146669
>No Pilika
Too much of a poorfag for the DLC I’m guessing? Also why aren’t you playing as Subaru so you can do Kaguya’s?

>>714148735
>No Pilika
>>714144928
Already answered. Didn't see the point in doing it twice.
>Why aren't you playing Subaru
There's two reasons, but the secondary reason is that I think his design is ugly anyway. Also doesn't matter because the person asking about these lines already mentioned Kaguya's >>714144565

>>714148835
>There's two reasons, but the secondary reason is that I think his design is ugly anyway.
What’s the first reason?

>get to final dungeon in RF3
>the boss statues require crops from their specific season
Why? Just let me save my fucking wife.

FUCK OFF

>>714149965
Get owned

>>714149965
Anyone got that MS paint comic?

>>714149953
Because once you save your wife, that's it
RF3's greatest flaw

>>714149953
Can't you buy them from the general store or something

>>714150181
3S at least has honeymoon mode.

>>714149965
hey, you're using my mod
thanks

>>714150220
You know, I've been meaning to ask in the threads if they kept the multiplayer dungeon for 3S

>>714150275
tl;dr: No.

Okay, so how did defeating the evil nazi empire apparently cause years of suffering for the good guy empire?

>>714150323
That bites

>>714150383
Immigration crises.
In-fighting due to various parties trying to fill in the power vacuum.
Fighting from stragglers within the empire with noting to lose.
Economic fallout from effectively destroying the other major power in the continent.

Lots of things can be the reason. Read a history book nigga.

>>714150323
Oh so I can no longer cheese Sharance by playing as Sofia and bringing all the Super Failed Dishes? Lame

>>714144928
>>714145963
Thank you both.
>Kaguya = [Dishes] Veggie Stir-Fry (HP+460, STR+10, INT+10), Protein Stir-Fry (HP+890, STR+15), Meat 'n Potatoes (HP+280, STR+10), Udon (HP+98)
>Pilika = [Dishes] Meat Skewers (HP+1300, STR+8), Meat 'n Potatoes (HP+280, STR+10), Ginger Stir-Fry (HP+1320, STR+10), Mushroom Soup (HP+290), [Quick Meals] Cutlet Sandwich (HP+1300, MND+20)
>Hina = [Dishes] Mochi Cheese Gratin (HP+2000, INT+25), Seafood Gratin (HP+1300, INT+10%), Gratin (HP+1010, RP+10), Omelet Rice (HP+736)
>Clarice = [Snacks] Honey Toast (HP+1000, RP+60, MND+5), [Dishes] Zwiebelkuchen (HP+3000, INT+10, VIT+15), Ratatouille (HP+1300, STR+10, Rare Drop Boost), Golden Salmon Menuiere (HP+3500, INT+8), Flounder Menuiere (HP+2500, INT+8)
>Ulalaka = [Dishes] Veggie Stir-Fry (HP+460, STR+10, INT+10), Ratatouille (HP+1300, STR+10, Rare Drop Boost), Mushroom Hotpot (HP+1020), Veggie Croquettes (HP+366, RP+20), Spinach Sauté (HP+206)
>Matsuri = [Snacks] Grilled Corn (RP+80, DEX+5), [Dishes] Grilled Squid (HP+460, INT+5), Grilled Sole (HP+460, INT+5), Stir-Fried Udon (HP+2500, STR+10), Rolled Eggs (HP+100, VIT+5)
>Iroha = [Snacks] Matcha Cookies (HP+580, RP+50), Tri-Color Dango (RP+66, DEX+5), Sakura Mochi (RP+22, DEX+5), Anmitsu Cream Jelly (RP+250, DEX+10), Omelet Rice (HP+736)
>Kanata = [Snacks] Fruit Sandwich (HP+1350, MND+10), [Dishes] Gratin (HP+1010, RP+10), Curry Rice (HP+360, RP+15, Weak Res+50%), [Quick Meals] Curry Bread (HP+700, MND+5), [Quick Meals] Hamburg Sandwich (HP+850, MND+20)
Hina's nice for Seafood Gratin's INT+10%, while Ulalaka and Clarice have Ratatouille's Rare Drop Boost. You still need to cook unique recipes together for any +20% damage mods, but Clarice mogs the others in terms of average health recovery.

>>714150383
Norad can eat dicks, Azuma is my home now.

>find town
>seduce and impregnate girl
>leave
>find new town
>seduce and impregnate another girl
>leave

How do you get level 9/10 seeds when you need a platinum sickle to get those level of seeds from cutting crops, and platinum isn't unlocked until way later?

>>714151563
Which game

>>714151638
RF4
My turnips and other crops are getting cucked out of further progression

>>714151743
Focus on other crops or progress the story.

is the newest game good if I've never played the others
also is it good if I'm only going to play one

>>714152003
It's nice yeah, and this game's a spinoff so it's systems are pretty different from the mainline games anyway

>>714137781
You can fuck a bird in RF3.

Which girl has the biggest bush?

From the patch to the grave, let old games not fade away!

>>714150383
Too much sex.

>>714152363
Probably Pilika or Matsuri.
Here is my ranking of the RFGoA girls by bushiness, from the most bushy to the least:
1. Pilika
2. Matsuri
3. Hina
4. Kaguya
5. Iroha
6. The rest are hairless down there

content wise, how do the new harvest moon, rune factory, and story of season games compare to stardew valley?

>>714152521
>implying the fertility goddess is hairless

>>714152521
Those two are some of the least likely

>>714152583
Depends on what you care more about, stardew valley still has the better farming customization, but it always seemed lacking in everything else even compared to HM/SoS/RF

>>714152594
Pretty sure she is so sex obsessed that she can't think unless she has shaved.

>Kanata
>hairless
She literally cant take care of herself, thats her whole bit
What makes you think she shaves?

>>714153016
Rin does it for her.

>>714153079
She probably did before that hot spring date, but aside from that?

>>714153138
Rin examines her regularly, that's her job. Appearances must be kept.

>>714153016
I see your point. But she still must present herself in a manner fitting her position. I would think she would be mortified if someone saw her unshaved.

>>714153302
I think she would be mortified if anyone saw her naked regardless, surely the thought of "I better shave incase someone sees me naked" never crossed her mind?

>>714153414
It would add insult to injury. Let's put it this way: if Kanata would expect somebody seeing her naked she (or Rin) would absolutely make sure she is shaved.

Pilika is hairy enough that she doesnt even need underwear

>>714151563
Jack up the soil quality, I got pretty much everything to level 10 with my golden tools while I was trying to get married between Act 1 and 2
It is much easier with the better tools though, and sneaking behind enemy lines to get the gold was such a pain in the ass

I think I’m going to eventually be marrying everyone but Iroha, Pilika, and Kaguya because I’m playing as her

Rate my taste?

>>714153828
Hot

I think more games should evoke debate about the bush

>2025
>still can't marry Venti

>>714155169
>no pilikers
Death sentence

>>714153828
Pilika was literally ostracized for not being furry enough.

Why did they think this was a good idea...

>>714156383
Sorry, Pilika is just both too smol and not enough dominant for me to compensate.

Although I didn't marry her, I kept Kanata in my party because she says the stupidest stuff. A+.

I love humiliating my horse husband by beating him in the fishing contests.

You are supposed to dom the pilikers with headpats until she rubs herself all over you and begs for babies

>>714156985
She can be dominant sometimes.

>>714151304
Planting seeds is what farmers do

>YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LIVE IN MODERATION WITH NATURE CHUD
>unless you're an Earthmate in which case it's totally okay to get in the way of the rune janny's job or make a pancake dragon live way past it's natural death
Why are japanese writers like this

>>714157890
If nature were perfect and always right, then Earthmates wouldn't need to be a thing, you filthy hippy

>>714139529
Thats dumb. Whoever ever decided on that is dumb.

>>714104368
Don’t you have some fields to be ruining Aquaticus?

>>714157890
Sorry bro, the natural cycle of death and rebirth WILL stop if I say so.

>23.3% favored Sister Spring, Ulalaka
>20.6% adored the Smallest Hunter, Pilika
>17.2% worshipped Azuma’s prestigious god, Kanata
>10.3% went from enemy to lovers with Clarice
>8.3% loves Hina and her floofy tail
>7.6% was tied between the boisterous God Matsuri and the female heroine, Kaguya
>Which leaves the 5.1% and the least voted to Azuma’s teahouse owner and dango master, Iroha
Irohabros...

I miss Livia...

>>714151304
Don't forget almost all of the girls from the old town go and follow him to the new place too

>>714158812
>Canon bachelorette ends up being the least popular
News at 11.

>>714138864
congrats anon, even tho RF1 aged quite poorly, it still holds a special place im my heart

>>714160381
Thanks. I enjoyed it for the crafting autism and being rewarded with weapons that nuke mobs because I overleveled my forging and decoration skills. Can't wait to get a forge in RF2, but unfortunately, I have to get married and have kids first.

>>714138147
>Marvelous chickened out to give us our first femboy wife as early as in 2008
fuming rn, he could have been my sexual awakening;(

>>714159898
She's the most popular though

>>714161104
>Ulakaka
>canon
>implying
Whose face is it that pops up on tutorial boxes?
Who’s the first girl you meet that gives your farm?
Who’s the one the MC automatically thinks about during the climax of the story?

I rest my case.

>>714146784
I might be wrong but I believe up until this game the only meat in RF was fish

>>714161401
utterly obsessed

>>714160681
have fun, I personaly think RF2 is the weakest of the series
not only for gating all the fun stuff to the mid game and the progress wipe but I also think the girls in this game are kinda bland tbqhm

It bought in a few good inovations like cutting down on the dungeons and only having 4 big seasonal ones and the request board. I also realy like the idea to play in a second generation but that was just poorly implemented here.
I stoped playing after starting second gen because of the progress wipe, my teenage ass couldn't be drawn to start from zero once again, I also didn't like the school at all

Is Rune Factory 5 worth picking up?

>>714163181
no

>>714163181
Fuck no

>>714161401
You did marry her as Kaguya then, yes? I’m sure you wouldn’t make constantly posting about canon choices your gimmick and then play as Subaru, the non-canon protagonist.

>>714163181
If it's very discounted, might as well

So does Subaru get a chance to marry Kaguya?
I'm still on the Winter village.

>>714161401
>tutorial
>canon anything
She didn't give you the farm, and (You) didn't think of her

>>714163553
It's $16 right now, but judging by the reactions, I guess it's still not worth it.

>>714163531
>Kaguya
>canon
lol
lmao even

>>714163635
I got GoA for free and I felt it was worth that price

>>714163589
Yes, you get to make a choice that determines whether the other MC lives or dies, and if they live you can romance them.

>>714163739
>tfw paid 179 gold for Kaguya's soul
the black dragon is a fucking retard

>>714163687
bro don’t look at who rides the White Dragon in the official art

>>714163884
in Subaru’s bonding events Nubatama cares deeply about her rider and did everything she could to shield him from the pain of taking Azuma’s runes and doesn’t want him to die
Woolby is a dramatic retard and benefits from being born the “good” dragon that isn’t in charge of the more unsavory way to save Azuma

>Venti has to settle with outliving Lest and living in the moment in her Another Episode
>the Chad Mihoshi Habaki just casually turns mortals into immortal gods
Man, the Pancake Dragon is such a hack

>>714164220
The funny part is that Kaguya has nothing similar to that, and just has Kaguya feeling tormented and guilty at still being connected to the Black Dragon, who doesn't try to comfort her so it seems more like Nubatama thinks Kaguya's life is so cheap she sells it a discount

>>714164671
Leave my wife alone.
>but you can't marry her
SHUT UP

>>714164795
npc Kaguya feels like an afterthought
she gets zero unique dialogue from the rest of the cast when you marry her, even Kanata at least gets Rin and the other gods

>>714165790

>>714166049
It's so funny how Ulalaka mogs every girl who was considered big in the series up until this point and it's not even close

>>714166393
They really wanted her to live up to her title of fertility goddess

>>714163181
Yes it’s worth it so long as it’s on Steam, it’s still better than Tides/Oceans.

>>714167896
I was planning on getting for the Switch and running it on the Switch 2.

>>714158812
Where is this from

This game is really making me want to get a handheld like the steam deck oled, but I heard the legion go 2 is coming out soon which has a more immersive screen and is more future proof. Decisions decisions.

>>714165382
>npc Kaguya feels like an afterthought
>she gets zero unique dialogue from the rest of the cast when you marry her, even Kanata at least gets Rin and the other gods
What about NPC Subaru?

>>714168364
He gets unique dialog from Hisui, Mauro (technically he's just kind of there), Tsubame, and the inn guy

>>714168478
So Kaguya is the canon MC after all? I don’t get it… The director said this Rune Factory would be going back to it’s roots more and be aimed more towards men.

>>714168653
I mean, have you seen the cover art? Kaguya is the white dragon rider

>>714168653
More like the devs love Subaru, and wanted the cast to love him too and didn't give a shit about Kaguya

What's with this one fag who's so determined to preach about Subaru's superiority and how he can do no wrong and is a perfect supreme gigachad who doesn't care about anything except completely unironically? Jesus Christ.

>>714169086
What are you talking about

>>714169290
It's just a Kaguyakek seething

>>714106847
But Matsuri is the pedophile choice

>>714169453
Matsuri is the Okinawachad choice

>>714169453
>Matsuri
You mean Pilika

>>714169453
>>714169553
>Matsuri
>Pilika
You mean Hina, literally groomer coded.

>Ulalaka, a pink, falls in love with you even in the platonic bond event
>Hina, another pink, confesses at the end of her platonic bond event albeit MC is too retarded/cultureless to recognize it
What did the devs mean by this...?

>>714101384 (OP)
I’ve never played a Rune Factor game before. Where would be a good start ? Bonus points if playable on a current gen console.

>>714169453
>>714169553
>>714169672
>Matsuri
>Pilika
>Hina
You mean Kanata, not only does she act like a child, she even has a literal loli form as well.

>>714169980
3 or 4.

I feel like you guys ran out of things to talk about. It's all the same recycled topics that devolve into gender wars. Comfy threads my ass.

>>714170237
>It's all the same recycled topics that devolve into gender wars. Comfy threads my ass.
But this is comfy for us, fuck off now thread janny!

Were you complaining this much in the Fantasy Life threads during the month that game released too?

>>714170062

>Matsuri
>Pilika
>Hina
You mean Ulalaka, because her daughter is the cutest and it's an actual child

>>714170237
Have you been on a Persona or Fire Emblem thread?

>>714169453
>>714169553
>>714169672
>>714170062
>>714170527
>Matsuri
>Pilika
>Hina
>Kanata
True cunnyseurs know the real pedophile’s option is Suzu if she were one, look forward to her future old hag used goods version instead

>>714163687
Retard

>>714170237
>gender wars.
Better this than /pol/tard wokefag posting about trannies, homos, and race-mixing.

>>714170237
If you think this is bad, you have no idea, I'll take gender wars over insane schizo babble.

>>714171070
insane schizo babble is funny at the very least

>>714172329
Same seiyuu?

I am irritated that non-protag Subaru gets Tsubame, but not protag Subaru

>>714172447
Usually yes

Polygamy mods when?
I just want to marry everyone except Iroha.

>>714172458
But he doesn't, and you'd know that if you actually played his events

>>714169453
As the deviant in question, I can say just none of the bachelorettes are appealing. I think the art style might be to blame, though.
Suzu cute

>>714174414
The main series' artist also made a lot of the girls generally flat. Proportionally, Lily here >>714166393 has watermelons for boobs.
Plus there are some inconsistencies in this game, like Iroha going down a few cup sizes with the DLC swimsuit.

>>714173921
t. kaguya

>>714169841
Is Hina a good replacement for her mother? I feel she doesn’t look much like her or is that just me? Where did all that pink come from anyways?

>>714175481
I found her to be the worst girl in the game.
Lost her appeal from 5 and didn't really gain any in exchange

>>714175669
Do you think she looks enough like Misasagi so I can pretend it’s her though?

>>714175669
>I found her to be the worst girl in the game. Lost her appeal from 5 and didn't really gain any in exchange
So exactly like Cecilia in 2?

>>714162792
No, you're right

>>714177912
yae miko??

>>714177912
Hina feels like the most lazily thrown in character. Also what's the explanation for how people get around the flying islands?

>>714178185
Boat I would assume

>>714178185
>Hina feels like the most lazily thrown in character
What? You can’t imagine SEED doing glowie work in Azuma? Hina’s family actually comes from there too.

>>714138864
Nice. RF1 is, and probably always will be, my favorite.
>>714160381
>aged quite poorly
Explain. I only played RF1 and RF2.

>>714178980
I could imagine that, except the story barely involves her to the point where her fight is arbitrary and mostly annoying.

>>714172968
>wants to marry everyone but Iroha
Please marry Iroha… She even comes with a free loli as compensation.

>Captcha: VmJas
>Jas
Kek

>>714179105
It's lacking in a lot of QoL that gets added in later games

You guys call yourselves fans of the series, but how many of you even eat turnips on a regular basis? I made a meat and veggie stew two days ago and put some turnip in it, very tasty, had the leftovers for dinner yesterday, still very tasty. It's a great vegetable.

>>714179407
But I could marry Kanata and get a free Rin as a bonus instead.

>>714101384 (OP)
She's a better waifu than her shitty dango sister.

>>714179532
Hmm I wonder who could be behind this post…?

>>714179532
I've never eaten a turnip irl. To be fair, I chose Rosetta, so it's fine, right?

>>714179685
Rin’s not a loli though

will Hina's tits ever get as big as her mom's?

>>714179105
basicaly this>>714179425
they are just very experimental games, the developers had the parts but they didn't yet knew how to make them work, progression is kinda akward in both games(in 1 the major wants you to arbitraly tilt half of the dungeons fields for no reason, in two half of the game is gated off till you hit the second generation)
content for the girls in RF1 was also almost nonexistant exept for their relationship level dependent quips and their unique marriage requirements, 2 at least introduced an actual quest system that fleshed those characters out

also no multistacking when picking up items, making harvesting a hazzle

>>714179532
It's a common ingredient where I'm from. Tasty in salad or when brined/pickled. It's not something I eat daily though.
There's different breeds around the world, so how its cooked/eaten may vary. But the Turnips where I'm from have a slight sweetness to them.

>>714179980
Hard to believe that. It's a pretty common vegetable for the masses kind of ingredient. You probably had soup or salads that had them before and you just didn't know it.

>>714101384 (OP)
Fellas….i think im falling in love with God

>>714180319
If Kanata was the top God the world would be utterly fucked.

>>714180598
>If Kanata was the top God the world would be utterly fucked.
I’m pretty sure she IS the Head God as far as Azuma’s concerned…

>>714179912
>>714180305
I know that the thing on Mist's forehead is supposed to be some kind of circlet (where the fuck is it hanging from though) but I swear, half the time I just see it as some kind of angry monobrow.

>It isn't gonna suck itself Kaguya

>>714180598
Well she's the closest to one already...

>>714180797
>4 let us fuck the literal child that is right and not the actual age-appropriate adult woman on the left
Wtf was Hashimoto/Neverland thinking?? Who in their right mind would ever imagine right would be a bachelorette but not left?

>>714181000
>Based?
>Based
And that's why RF4 will forever be the best

>>714181000
Kohaku is just petite. Not a child anon.

>>714181000
You already have a bunch of other magazine model proportioned women as bachelorettes. Let smol people have a chance of getting laid too.

>>714181180
>Kohaku is just petite. Not a child anon.
Yeah, and that loli dragon who looks and acts like a child is really 1000 years old so that makes it okay right?

>>714158812
Got it.
So everyone wants big tits and will shell out extra cash for LOLI.DLC.
RF6 with definitely have a big tit main heroine along with venti as dlc for real this time.

>>714181469
Venti is a God though

>>714179532
I eat pickled beats, if that counts.

>>714181000
Illuminata is a miserable bitch everyone tries to avoid while Amber is a schizo ray of sunshine and best girl.
There's already options with Lumine's body type, Amber is just for the based crowd instead.

>>714181469
Yes.

Ill never farm turnips
You cant make me

>>714181537
Call me when they add actual loli DLC.

>>714181469
lmao.
It's like I'm really on twitter.

If you actually play these games, you'll find that they're grownass people burdened with grownass people concerns and problems. They just have episodes/facades of childishness. Which honestly isn't that strange for adult people to lapse into sometimes.

Shit, neither Kohaku or Venti throw literal childish temper tanrums like the ones Kanata and Matsuri do. But apparently those two get a pass because they pass the cup size and height of consent?

>>714181832
Eat your turnips anon.

>>714181995
Amber is more of a real loli than either Venti or Livia considering she actually acts like an actual child.

>>714131246
It has ripened.

>>714182193
Not quite
We must go haggier
Nicknaming her mama should come witha double meaning

>>714182042
>Kanata
Don’t tell Twitter about Kanata’s loli form, they’ll have a field day and immediately call her the “pedobait option.”

I took iroha to some fireworks. Her outfit was pretty.

>>714182148
She was also base game content and my wife, yes.

Amber is just a conventional petite/loli heroine. She's very obviously of the same teenager/young adult ballpark that all main characters and bachelor(ette)s are in the series.
She's clearly written differently from the actual literal child characters the likes of Monica, Candy and Suzu.

Amber is okay for to have more intense feelings for, but I think you might be a bad person if you look at Monica, Candy or Suzu and feel something else other than wanting to ruffle their heads and maybe giving them a lollipop before sending them off their way.

Speaking of vegetables, I have thought for years that Balmer is holding a big carrot and a pale onion in this banner.

>>714182663
If they didn't want me to marry Monica, they wouldn't have given her a better combat loadout and more development and cute lines than most of the actual bachelorettes

>>714182663
>You are a bad person if you’re attracted to lolis like Monica, Candy, and Suzu
Explain why two lolis of that exact same type (Cecilia and Hina) returned as bachelorettes in the next game then? Clearly there must have been a high demand for them…

>>714182991
It wouldnt be the first time and author forced their fetish into their product.

>>714182148
>she actually acts like an actual child.
A lot of those are intentional. You occasionally see snark and astute observations from her unbefitting a "child." You do her events and you see that among the guardians, she's probably the one dealing with the "fish out of water" consequences of being a guardian the worst. A lot of her persona and actions are literally just her coping with being ripped away from the world she knew. Acting like a carefree retarded child probably makes things hurt less for her.

>>714183087
Hina is the most popular bachelorette of Azuma in Japan though…

>>714182663
>He didn’t play the RF cell phone game

Proposed to Monica
Proposed to Candy
Proposed to my daughter
Proposed to Suzu
Marry the shortest flattest girl every time
And the town loves me

>>714182991
Cute bit of continuity between games
People do eventually grow up and become of marriage age

>>714183391

>>714183116
Amber choosing ego death over having to endure any more emotional pain. threw me fucking off guard during my RF4 playthrough.
Where the hell did my comfy skinnerbox autism crafting farming game go man.

Ended up marrying her because of that.

Even Illuminata treats Amber like a child and like her own adopted daughter who she has to discipline.

>>714185107
Living with the misery that is Illuminata and her own mental disorders definitely would've ended up with her hanging from a rope
Had to save her.

>>714101384 (OP)
Mods can fix it though? You should at least be able to bang rice cunny.

>>714185420
anon, you can'do that. it would be too problematic for the westoid world.

I can't decide whether to marry Subaru or Kai at this point in the story, holy shit

>>714186308
Subaru.

>>714186308
You can marry both and have kids in multiple timeliness. Your whorishness can transcend reality.

>>714186278

>completed all of Ulalaka and Kanata's dates
>both are bond 10
>have the sacred booze and tree branch
>only get the option to invite to the shrine when talking to Ulalaka
Huh?

>>714186916
Cute.

>>714182663
>She's clearly written differently from the actual literal child characters the likes of Monica, Candy and Suzu.
>has to be taught STEALING BAD and slapped into discipline by her parentsl figure
Fuck off

>>714187074
Very pretty. Have that one too.

>>714185107
Illuminata is fucking nuts, she also has a weird fixation on Kiel

>>714186308
For me, it's Kurama
Once I get through everyone's basic events, anyway
He's just too cute X3

>>714183971
All of RF4's spouses get into drama bullshit in their romances anyway

>>714187427
He's very charming, every time I see him crack into weird gamer lingo it's extremely moe, even if Kai and Subaru are more of my types. I'll probably at least take a look at his events.

>>714187586
Just be careful, you'll trigger jealousy dialogue if you date both Kai and Kurama at once
It might depend on the order though

>>714187217
>has to be taught STEALING BAD and slapped into discipline by her parentsl figure
But enough about the grownass adult man that is Kai.

Honestly, the Azuma gods are probably the most immature set of bachelor/ettes in the series. Fucking hell, the latest Celestial Hiroshima destroyed whatever dignity their country had left.

>>714186278
Amber is too sexy for her own good

>>714188279
Ulalaka is pretty mature, probably the most mature out of all of them, she’s just an airhead.

>>714188660
She's milf archetype.

>>714187982
>debt
>stealing
t.Banker

>>714188279
It's just Kanata. Kurama loves games and children but otherwise handles his village competently if distant from most adults, Matsuri's a meathead but also does ok enough in fixing all of her village's tourist draws. The rest are just shy, lazy, or for Ulalaka's case there's nothing wrong

>>714189791
Did you miss the parts where Kurama keeps bitching about how Kai has a habit of breaking or never returning his toys.
Or how he literally just bailed on returning payment for (You) helping restore his powers if not for Ikaruga threatening to castrate him with a curse?

>>714190576
Not him, but I actually forgot that happened. He's been really fairly chill in most of the scenes I've seen him in outside of that.

>>714190576
>Be a """god""" with powers fully restored
>Still get scared of being affected by a penis shrinkage curse from a mortal
I'm beginning to think that the Azuma gods aren't much of gods at all.

>>714190576
He also eats the shogi pieces when he loses

>>714191053
Their actual godliness only seem to extend to not aging.
Powerlevel-wise, any strong enough mortal can completely wreck their shit and kill them.
An edgy Nazi girl (who is also possibly holding back at the time because muh moral dilemmas) almost killed them all 6 vs 1.

>>714191053
I think that's what Venti means by pic related

>>714191383
Nah, she doesn't have any moral dilemmas at that point
Remember she is posessed by kamurosaki when she does it

>>714191745
Pancake Dragon is a useless hack, who cares what her fat ass says

>>714190136
I thought I'd miss character portraits, but the expressiveness of the models in this game more than makes up for it

>>714182148
True, I don't care for lolis, but I wish I could marry Livia because she has the best personality in that mid game

>>714192287
>I don't care for lolis
>but the one with the archetypal lolibaba personality is the best one in the game

>>714192546
What the fuck is a lolibaba

>>714192287
>Not Lewdmilla

>>714192883
Body of a loli personality of a "baba" i.e. older woman
Incidentally the male version of this is shotajiji
Doesn't diminish liking Livia as a character though. Sometimes you just like characters even if their appearance isn't something you immediately jump for

>>714190136
Sex. Bear sex!

>>714190136
>Bear Sex []
>Bear Sex (Japan) [X]

>>714187270
Cute. I always figured Amber and Pico would be good friends.

any mods for this yet....

>>714194226
yes, check nexus

Can Pilika actually turn into a bear or is her lineage that diluted that she can't
Does she just hide the abilty

Why do people not like RF5?

>>714194498
It's a jank, ugly mess and trannylators forced the devs to implement gay marriage into the game

>>714193245
baba is not "older woman", it's a literal old hag.
A 30 year isn't a baba, a 70 year old is.

I miss Rin...might need to start a new game.

>>714194654
It’s 2025 get used to it. RF6 will have same sex marriage <3

>>714194967
Does she not join you in your marriage with kana?

>>714195101
I'm going to assume you are replying to yourself because I have seen this exact exchange over a dozen times since Azuma came out. Go post in those faggy hip threads about that European trash thing.

>>714196028
I actually think it's the anti-woke people false-flagging because the game actually did well and they're out of ammo

What's the timeline hopping thing and how does it work?

>>714198520
At the end of postcgame, you can reset your marriage in an alternate timeline

>>714198520
10 days post-marriage, which is also when you decide on your child's gender and personality, you can revisit Fateweaver Shrine and an orb will spawn near the tree (Woolby will inform you of a presence there). Rewoven Fates will simply set you into an unmarried state while retaining most of all your other progress*, but intimacy with bachelor/ettes will reset to pre-dating values. This lets you slog through the ~14 days of dating to marry again.
This will pause the timer on your previous marriages, as you need 15 total days post-marriage for your 1st child and apparently another 25 for the 2nd?
*Only exception is the post-game story progress will reset, which starts 3 days after your 1st child is born. So you'll have to refight the 4 sky island bosses, but can teleport to the end of the Forest of Endings.

>>714199332
>and apparently another 25 for the 2nd?
Exactly 1 month after 1st child will your wife ask you again for another

The what now?

>>714203823
It says it right there.
Pilika, the smallest hunter. I don't know why she keeps that shitty ass name when it's from her dogshit village but it is what it is

>>714203823
She got bullied for being too small, and embraces it despite that to show her size doesn't matter.

>>714194654
>Gay marriage
Azuma also has gay marriage, what makes this one any different from 5?

>>714204814
I haven't played 5, so I'm going by what I read, but the gay shit in Azuma doesn't come in until after you confess, while in 5 (supposedly) it's there from the beginning.

>>714202164
I wish Hina's tits didn't shrink in her swimsuit.

Speaking of which, are Subaru and Kaguya’s events the only ones where they actually act like a proper male and female respectively and aren’t gender neutral shit to account for the homos?

>>714204814
Because Azuma locks relationships starting until you initiate it yourself, character interactions included and the vents themselves are mostly platonic until that point as well, can also choose to just not do the events.

RF5 has typical high LP interactions making some interactions seem strange/awkward, and events occur like older RF where you just have to stand on a certain area/enter a zone at the right time, and they just all happen to be in a similar spot, also event lines arent as platonic in some char cases

cute hag

>>714207898
That's a fox.

>>714208986
That's a nekomata. It's a cat.

>>714209739
That's my mom.

>>714210346
That's my wife.

>>714210493
>wife
>implying
Never Ever

Little onigiri~ rolls and rolls and rolls~ Rolls and rolls, until it rolls~ right down a hole~

>>714212668
>TWO ONIGIRI

Whenever someone is talking the camera usually faces them, but if you turn it around..
Is it just me or does Kaguya always look a bit unhinged?

>>714209739
Fox, cat, same difference.

>>714216256
Her eyes are a bit too small and Subaru's are a bit too big
A reverse 3 houses situation

Onigiri do seem like a very versatile and tasty food.
I couldn't get the rice to stick.

Imagine being such a failure of a man your fiancee becomes a carpet muncher.

>>714218941

Was it worth it? I don't know, but I sure did it.

>Kanata going on about how she never felt this way before regarding her morning sickness despite having given birth once before
>can't even tell if it's the game being lazy or if it's just Kanata being Kanata.

>>714218941
Even worse, she becomes a carpet muncher for the gaijin that fucking killed you earlier.

>>714221058
>INT+220 x 4 via Spring Village
>INT+260 x 4 via Autumn Village
>STR+250 x 4 via Winter Village
Hell yeah, my last few giant crops were a pain though.

>>714221703
It's the game being lazy. The game gives absolutely 0 fucks about eh second child. NO one mentions the second child. No one acknowledges the second child. It's so bad that in order to memoryhole the second child they memoryhole the first child.

>>714221805
But that's the best part. No, I don't know why they put comically oversized low-poly grapes here that disappear in the rest of the scene.

>>714218046
>I couldn't get the rice to stick.

Are there more of these

>>714223027
No, because that's an autistic drag to do

>>714223027
Which kind of kid is what personality?

>>714223925
Sad. Would love to see the ones that aren't just a hair color switch

>>714224351

>>714222013
>The game gives absolutely 0 fucks about eh second child. NO one mentions the second child. No one acknowledges the second child
Such realism.

>>714224467
Why do they all looks incredibly nervous?

>>714224478
Only if there was a third child that made it so not even the parents mention the second child

>>714224620
The first child puts the second child on blast and it upsets the second child

>bearfuckers are autists

When will we get RF6 news? Based on the logo, I think it's going to take place in the capitol so I'm looking forward to that since the games so far have been in a small town.

PRECIOUS
LITTLE
MOCHI
BALL

>>714225948
>since the games so far have been in a small town
>Selphia
>small town

>>714226354
Rin's daughter is so cute

>MFW Childhood Friend-fuckers are gigachads

>no steam sale

>>714227170
It hasn't even been out a month yet

That's why you put a 10-15% sales tag on so it shows up while people browse through the sale, like all other games that release close to a steam sale.

>>714226616
>wait a minute Rin this child has your eyes I told you to give birth to MY baby for me!

Kanata is secretly a pervert addicted to giving birth though

What's GoA romance event time looking to be at?

>>714229809
Why is Karin's so high

>>714230062
Lots more requests

>>714223027
I can do one of these for any non kagyya character so just pick one

>>714228568
You think she ever reverts to her child form post-marriage?

I did it brehs.
I resisted the pink succubus and married my tard wife Kanata. My fluids are safe.

>>714236878

The Ubermensch is truly the strongest.
Autism numbers Without weapon
Clarice 544 ATK
Radea 430 ATK

>>714238408
If only Ethelberd lived long enough to see eugenic perfection

This Hina is forever superior

>>714240642
They're both trash

>>714104368
>Breeding ice cold dead pussy
Im not retarded and you wont make me.

>>714233362
Anyone?

the FUCK am i supposed to do about the FUCKING Vaeryon bears

>>714241525
Kill Veyron before he can summon anything
Alternatively, use the damn umbrella

>>714241596
I did essentially that but it seemed unskipable cause he just goes to taking 0 dmg and I cant kill him.

Is it that I need to kill him before any summoning?

>>714241525
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB-idlGtduA
You can phase skip it entirely if you leave him at a certain HP threshold, but at that point of the game, you can OHKO a stunned boss with a 2 meter special by INT stacking decorations.

>>714241676
Yes

Just die already.

>>714241801

>>714241801
Yeah, I never understood how people called this game hard. But for this guy in particular, I got him down to 5% health and he just did back to back summons while being immune, it was pretty retarded.

Never stop frying high.

>>714241801
So basically kill him within 2 stun cycles or be ready to taste the bears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WelFLZQiYCo

>>714241525
Just beat their asses, it's not hard.

>>714241525
Nuke them out of orbit with the umbrella's special attack

Please don't waterboard the bears.

>>714243279
I will waterboard Pilika until she goes back to her village

>>714243279
We're going to have to do this the hard way then.

>>714243279
They broke the NAP first

>>714242340
LET ME THE ONE TO HOLD YOU CLOSE AND GIVE YOU HAPPINESS

>>714244350
Don't make me bring out the dentist!

Love my wife.

RAINBOW