>>938787422
Okay! :3

>>535678461
Correct, I am me.

>>717738828
Sisters are really cute.

>>533887267
>sister is competent
Cute!
>incompetent
Cute!
>smart
Cute!
>stupid
Cute! Seeing a pattern yet?

>>532078079
I don't take the census as any sort of hard statistical analysis, but big picture I would lean toward it being more reliable than less. The fact that the results are pretty close to IRL census results in terms of statistical distribution and the fact that simple math dictates that it's basically impossible for literally the entire thread to be sister/brother-less.

>>531369485
That's right, sisters are organic and cute.

>sister seething with jealousy because "her" cat prefers snuggling up to me
Like sister like cat.

>>529579734
You'll have succeeded as a brother when she starts dropping gamer words when she's pissed off.

>>714138864
congrats anon, even tho RF1 aged quite poorly, it still holds a special place im my heart

>>528373442
An object is a thing which occupies physical space. Your sister occupies physical, mental, and spiritual space. And is cute, as all sisters are.

>>528215442
Because there's a good brother buried deep, deep, so very deep down in the blackest confines of his psyche who wants to be nice to his adorable sister.

>>527835006
ALL sisters are cute.

>>527352479
>but I have less than 0 interest in having sex with my sister
Famous last words.

The cutest sister-ism? Hard pick, but it has to be the complete lack of subtlety in asking for a gift without outright asking for it.
>Hey, have you heard about this game? Seems pretty cool...
>Haha wow what a pretty necklace I should save up for it...
>I wonder how I'd look in these pants. What do you think?