Store link:
https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/

# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):
>Routes & Subroutes
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797
>Achievements
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198
>Stars & Visions
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3459534675
>Complete Episode 2 Walkthrough
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644
>Episode 3 Endings Guide
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3148380245

# News:
>Announcement schedule rescheduled; no more monthly teasers due to spoilers. Future announcements will happen only as needed.
https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/523092648628585985

# Nemlei's previous games:
https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSI

Previous thread: >>528039382

Beybey edition

Daughter hijack!

every time I hug my sister I imagine she's ashley

Every time I hug my sister I imagine the rest of the world doesn't exist.

>>528159941
Love your sister for who she is you asshole

I LOVE YOU BEYBEY

>>528160398
it's ok because she doesn't know about my emotional cheating

>>528161284
Same here, my sister doesn't know about my telepathic rape

>>528159941
I've never hugged my sister(s).
Granted, they were almost teens when I was born.

>>528161894
are you from a nordic country? even female family members who I don't recognize hug me

>>528161441

>>528162259
Nah, my aunts and grandma hugged me until I was 9-10 years old.

>>528162321
kek

>>528161284
>It's okay as long as I don't get found out
Usury-enjoyer logic.

>>528162321
Based and saved

>>528161393
AND I WILL TAKE YOUR THOUGHTS AWAY
AND I'LL IGNITE YOUR FEAR TODAY
WELL I CAN TAKE YOU FAR AWAY
WITH MY MIND, WITH MY MIIIIIND

>>528161393
>astral projecting so you can rape your sister

No, no psychic sister rape! Be nice to sisters at all times, even in the confines of your horrifically depraved mind.

>>528026645
Well anons. I had a talk with my sis and I'm quite distressed
I managed to get ahold of her, tried to start talking about how are you doing these days, no hardships, etc and tried to tell her how I care and what she means much to me but I kinda felt like I don't know her anymore (not in a weird way, mind you) but she was quite nonchalant about the whole deal. Granted, I'm not the most eloquent talker. But she's like 'Huh?' 'I'm fine'. 'Thanks'. And when I asked for a hug she said 'Later' and just left.
I managed not to have an emotional breakdown in front of her, pretending I'm just casually giving a pep talk as well. But I've never felt so down. I tried to bare my heart but I fumbled. And she just doesn't care at all. I guess I was the only one who cared hahahaha

Fuck

And I didn't do or speak anything creepy, mind you. I don't wish to 'romance' her. I just wanted to know her better and show her I care

>>528166230
XD

>>528164424
>give your sister the Julia treatment

No.

>>528166230
I mean, these things take time. You can't just wave a magic wand and then "bibbity babidi boo, your sister magically shows her soul to you."

>>528166230
she a teenager? she'll grow out of it

>>528166230
Were they irritated "why is this loser talking to me" non-answers or depressive "I don't want to open up" non-answers?

>>528167537
Probably both at the same time

>>528167090
If she doesn't give a shit why should I? What was I fucking hoping to gain anyway?
No. Enough of pining for something that doesn't exist anymore. Fuck this. I don't need her. I've never needed her

>>528167910
Based

>>528167910
You probably deserve to be miserable. Building connections takes time and effort, you can't just snap your fingers and make it happen. You're upset with her for being dismissive, but it seems to me like she has every reason to be when you aren't willing to hold up your end of the bargain.

How hungry were the siblings?

>>528168497
I'm hungry for the full pic

>>528168497
So this is what LU have in store for Andrew

>>528168136
nta I think you should match people's apathy, if they're not interested in having you in their life then let the bond wither and die. The last time my mother and I texted each other was to say Merry Christmas. No hatred or any drama though.

>>528167673
>>528167910
Well if she won't talk to you she won't talk to you, but having been depressed before I know I still appreciated my family members showing they cared even though I sometimes couldn't help but push them away. I would leave her be, and maybe sometime this weekend ask if she wants to do something low effort like watch something on TV with you, or cook something and offer her some. If even that fails then yeah, there's probably nothing else you can do.

>>528168136
I didn't fucking expect to magically rebuild our 'friendship'. I just wanted a slim sign that she cares. But when the dialogue came to how things are not going well in my case she was just 'What's the big deal?' even though I tried my best to say I care for her about the hardships she's going through. I guess she just thinks it's all joke or something. Maybe it fucking is.
Screw this. Enough blogposting. It's not like you people can fucking help anyone when you can't help yourselves

>>528166230
>>528167673
>>528167910

Man, that's pretty rough, sorry to hear it. Like the other anons ITT said though, these things do take time. Just because you say you want to be closer with someone doesn't mean you will be or that they'll be immediately receptive.

At the end of the day, you did grow up with her, you know her well and she is family. Surely she is not completely ambivalent about you, it would probably just take more time and trying to be there for her when she needs it, like a brother normally would. Sucks that families are so atomized these days but don't give up on having that connection. Interact with her casually as much as you can and see what happens. Ultimately though don't overdo it and be creepy.

Best of luck to you anon

>>528168727
I don't think you should match people's negativity, that's how you end up miserable and alone. If you want to connect to people you have to try, if they're not overly enthusiastic about your attempts you can reevaluate whether it's worth the effort or not. As an allegory, if I want a fire then I need tinder, if the tinder is wet and there's not a lot of alternatives immediately available then my choices are to attempt drying it out so it will spark or just sit in the cold and dark.

>>528168570
rule34.xxx

They should put 'Don't try this at home' before the game starts
Loving siblings are a stuff of complete fiction

>>528170271
Siblings are the stuff of complete fiction.

Beybey supremacy!!!

>>528170271
>They should put 'Don't try this at home' before the game starts
My sides. Anyway, no one really want to have a romantic relationship with a sister, what they want is a girlfriend, sister or not. You can tell by the post on this general, implying they are not honing their fiction writing skills on the meantime.

>>528170638
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>>528170787
the game

>>528170638
For real though, what would be better than a girlfriend that you have known and have been close with your whole life? I think I'm starting to get this delphism thing

>>528170853

>>528170787
Calm down Drunkanon

>>528170787

>>528170974
Thank God you fags are shitposting on the internet instead of working for intelligence agencies, Jesus.

>>528168497
Horsedrew is not real, he can't hurt you
Hoursedrew:

>>528170861
It hurts to know that marrying young to someone you knew all your life from your church or your little village used to be the norm. Was Uncle Ted right that antibiotics, electricity, and refrigeration are a Faustian bargain?

>>528168497
What the fuck

>>528171790
Modernity in a nutshell.
>I'm surrounded by thousands of people yet I'm alone.

>>528171790
You could be growing and canning your own food and instead you're using a plastic box to talk to strangers hundreds if not thousands of miles away for no particular reason.

When’s the next release?

>>528173367
That's up to you, or your sister.

>>528171690
what nemlei really meant when she said his PP was big

>>528173367
Probably late this year or Spring 2026 but it's anyone's guess.

>>528166230
>And when I asked for a hug she said 'Later' and just left.
you deserve it. what kind of pussy asks for a hug? if you're not close to her you just do a quick hug.

Remember to hide blog posts.

Remember to keep blogposting

Remember... I don't know, I forgot.

How has your midummers eve been anons? Done any cool spells?

>>528176431

CENSUS IS ON FOR 1-2 MORE THREADS:
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>>528176431
Got drunk.

>>528176662
Based. Getting shithoused with your sister on a Friday night is fun. The ensuing hangover less so, but it's nothing some greasy slop can't fix.

>>528176921
When you think about it, Andrew and Ashley are not good role models but in fact very bad people who should disgust you

>>528177439
have they done anything wrong tho?

>>528177439
>very bad people who should disgust you
>should
Useless word. The reality is that they don't disgust me, and all of the "should" in the world won't change that.

>>528171790
I married someone from my small hometown that I knew since I was 4 years old. It's not impossible. Also you can just marry your sister instead, that should work...

Also this: >>528176238

>>528176646
How many responses so far?

>>528176431
After playing this game, Omori and Deltarune, I just realized that I have a thing for toxic relationships built on tragic circumstances.

>>528178005
44, which I believe is down 11 from last time.

>>528171790
Based on the absurd rates of alcoholism of the 1800s, I wouldn't say those men were happy and based on the eagerness of women to join various suffragettes movements I'd say they also weren't happy. But hey? At least the food wasn't slop.

>>528178192
I'm not participating again but I'm here.

>>528178526
Is that a "I'm once again not participating" or "I've participated, but I won't again"?

>>528178330
I don't think that's an indicator of happiness or the lack thereof. People nowadays aren't happy either, in fact I'd argue they're probably less happy still.

>>528176921
>The ensuing hangover less so, but it's nothing some greasy slop can't fix.
Or more booze.

>>528176921
I read "greasy sex" there for a second

>>528178939
There is a Finnish saying that hangovers leave the same way they came.

>>528178939
>Or more booze.
Please don't do that.

>>528178330
>At least the food wasn't slop
Have you seen the garbage coal miners were eating?
>People nowadays aren't happy either, in fact I'd argue they're probably less happy still
People were not happy working 16 hour shifts 6 days a week in times of constant rebellion/civil war

>>528179624
>People were not happy working 16 hour shifts 6 days a week in times of constant rebellion/civil war
Sounds like what's happening now.

>>528178820
Would you say that a father/husband is in a good place mentally if he needs to drink after work 6/7 days a week? One day is the Church day so he can't get drunk then. As for women, I only know that in the 1920s american housewives used to take all kinds of drugs to cope including microdoses of cocaine. The jewish drugs industry loved stuffing women with magical tonics and pills.

>>528170638
>what they want is a girlfriend, sister or not
Romance is gay. I just want to platonically impregnate my sister.

>>528179959
I can't say, but personally I just find it fairly annoying that people pick apart the past and say that "in this year, people were fairly unhappy" as if that elevates the current era and absolves its architects of their sins. Yes, it's fairly ignorant to say that people were happier in the past when surely there were points in history where things were worse, but ultimately it's a blanket statement which bespeaks of the zeitgeist of the time being one of misery, toil, and spiritual isolation when at the very least those in the past were absent at least the solitude of being surrounded by countless people that they have nothing in common with and can't form a connection with anybody.

>Asking for a hug
Some of you people are actual children. A man does NOT ask for a hug, he just HUGS. I hug my loved ones several times a week and I never asked them if they want one, ever. This is just normal. Even disregarding how unmanned it is, who the fuck even asks for a hug? No female does unless you're actively trying not to consolidate them and they tell you how heartless you're being with puppy eyes, which is irresistible. Children don't. Old people don't. Unless you want to show how desperate and pathetic you are, why the fuck would you ask for a hug? Insane. Closest I can think of is offering a hug. Then you wonder why you can't rizz up your grown-apart sister, and write edgy 15 year old sounding shit like this >>528167910 to spics on a Finnish inbreeding forum instead. SAD! but funny at the same time.

>>528180649
Do you have a sister?

>>528180826
>bespeaks
Very Kafkaesque

>>528180997
>who the fuck even asks for a hug
That is pretty normal. What Andrew Tate bullshit is this?

>>528181534
>That is pretty normal
where

>>528180997
>who the fuck even asks for a hug? No female does
Women like hugs, anon.

>>528181534
>What Andrew Tate bullshit is this?
What is it with you and your obsession with that fucking mook? I have never asked to hug anybody, that's insanely creepy and makes hugs out to be some major thing. It's perfectly normal to give a quick hug to people you're acquainted with, especially if they're the opposite sex.

>>528181896
This image is cursed

>>528181896
>that's insanely creepy
For real, don't be vulnerable around your sister or else she'll learn to not be dependent on you as an authority. In order to become a high-quality male with high SMV (sibling market value), you NEED to hit her.

>>528181534
I think you're in some desperate need of someone to hug and you don't know how it works anon. Do you want a hug? I can give you a hug if you don't smell.

>>528182567
>I can give you a hug if you don't smell
You're asking for way too much from him

>>528182567
You are the one in desperate need of a hug if you can't even ask for one.

>>528182412
I laughed. But seriously hugging is completely normal, especially as a greeting. I go to my friend's place and give him a guy hug (handshake and one arm, otherwise it's gay) and then give his wife a quick hug. Sister has one of her friends come over? Brief hug and a "Hey... you." Sister? Long hug, literally never let go because if you do that means you hate her.
>>528182750
You don't ASK for hugs you fucking clown.

>>528182885
>You don't ASK for hugs you fucking clown.
Are you a Mormon or some shit?

>>528182981
No human is this dense. You don't ask for a hug, you just hug.

>>528182981
Are you autistic, by any chance? Did you asked chat gpt about how to give affection or something?

>>528182412
NO! I advise hugging her without permission. Not out of nowhere either, with clear expression of emotion that shows you care and you love her and you're worried and slowly lead it to forcing one of her arms apart to pull her to yourself, and give a genuine honest to god hug like a normal person. Mind you if you actually care much about your sister you don't have to be told this in the first place. So solve your retarded/neurodivergent issues first and postpone patching things up with the sis.

>>528183056
If you're dealing with a severely autistic person such as (You) then signalling your intention in advance would actually be very justified

>>528183229
How the fuck is it autistic to know instinctually when a hug is appropriate? I'm convinced you aren't being serious, because nobody can be this stupid.

But what about the Luciferian spirit?

>>528183358
It isn't, but autists or socially anxious people appreciate it when basically all human interaction is known in advance

>>528182981
I'm actually laughing right now. Hugs are a mutual thing and even when it's not it becomes mutual the moment pull a loved one for a hug and if nothing's wrong they accept it. I know when you were a kid you told your parents to ask first before hugging you because you said it's icky, CEO of Autism. But outside of your Reptilian world we know warmth when we feel it.
>>528183229
You should take the hint that everyone is calling (You) autistic and work on your social skills, Ashley.

I wouldn't care if I got asked for a hug.

I would like a hug

>>528184025
>I'm actually laughing right now. Hugs are a mutual thing and even when it's not it becomes mutual the moment pull a loved one for a hug and if nothing's wrong they accept it
It's not about asking for permission. You're literally too autistic for this conversation if you cannot fathom why people fill space asking questions they already know the answer to.

>>528184150

>>528184331
lol what? uuuh, sure

>>528184331
It's over bro...

>>528184475
>You're literally too autistic for this conversation if you cannot fathom why people fill space asking questions they already know the answer to.
Anon, you don't know what autistic means.

Let us stay on topic. How much do you love your sister? But no chromo, of course.

>>528184848
You're the one whose retarded stringent procedures got offended by the idea of Anon asking his sister for a hug. Who gives a shit?

>>528184975
My what

>>528184475
You're talking to several anons by the way, just so you know that I'm not the same anon you called autistic earlier and not this one >>528184848 either. We're all doing our best to teach you to act human...

>tfw he asks for a hug

>>528185062
>We're all doing our best to teach you to act human...
I literally never stated that I've asked for hugs. I have however said that I cannot possibly give a shit about the question being proposed.

>>528184884
We're like acquaintances.

If somebody doesn't understand intrinsically what occasions in which a hug is and is not warranted, and that asking for permission from somebody to hug them is bizarre, there is no amount of work you can put in to fix this for him. It's like explaining color to the blind, even if you can break it down in a way they can grasp, they merely know, they don't understand. Don't waste your energy on impossible tasks when you could instead be expending that energy on your sister. Full chromo.

>tfw the /calg/ sister support helpline just opened for the day and you're on call

>>528185387
>permission permission permission
"Can I have a hug" is the same as "Can I have a beer". You're not asking for permission to drink alcohol ffs

>>528185480
>Sister helpline, what can we do for you today?
>Hey, yeah, so my sister keeps drinking my favorite juice straight from the goddamn carton like an animal
>Have you tried talking to her?
>No
>Do that
>I refuse
Next day
>Sister helpline, what can we do for you today?
>So my bitch sister is still drinking out of the carton
>You didn't talk to her, did you?
>No, but I did draw an ancient sumerian glyph on the fridge and she didn't know it meant "bitch, stop drinking my juice."
>Okay...
>Now she thinks I'm weird, what do I do?
>Talk to her?
>I will not do that. Let me see if a Navajo rain dance will convince her of my normalcy, and also to stop drinking my fucking juice.

>>528185387
It sounds to me like anon wanted to BE hugged not to give a hug. There's a difference.

>>528186448
in his situation he should initiate a hug instead of asking his sister to initiate

>>528176431
Nothing special so far but I plan on summoning a hussy later.

>>528185989
>Sister helpline, what can we do for you today?
>My mom is forcing me to help my sister with her homework but I really don't want to, what should I do?
>Do her homework for her, she'll probably appreciate it.
>I should FUCKING RAPE her!
>Please don't do tha- hold on, I'm called from another line.
>Sister helpline, what can we do for you today?
>I'm about to shoot myself
>Don't do it, sisterlessness is not worth it!
>No, no, don't worry. I do have a sister, the gun will jam and I won't be able to kill myself and then my sister will take pity and we'll have sex!
>How the fuck did you come to that conclusion?? It doesn't just happen that way
>But it worked for that drunk guy!
>Nevermind actually, do kill yourself.
>Sister helpline, what can we do for you today?
>Now she tells me to drive her somewhere! This fucking bitch!!!
>You again? Just be nice to your sister goddamn, call her a princess or something!!
>RAAAAAAAA- *car crash*

Unwarranted hug is RAPE

>Sister helpline, what can we do for you today?
>Hello, I'm looking to buy a gift for my cute sister, but I don't know what to get for her.
>Clothing is always a good choice.
>So like, some lingerie or something?
>What?
>I said, "a hoody sounds nice."
>Uh huh.
>Seriously.
>Sir, what's your location right now?
>What are you, a fed?
>*dial tone*

>>528188407
FUCK I fell for a honeypot! You'll never catch me alive!

>>528188713
Don't be like this anon, be like King Terry.

>>528185989
>>528187620
>>528188407
>>528188713
I'm liking this new genre

>>528185202
Modern Disney ruined a generation

what pet would momshley get her kids?
Guinea pig
Otter
Rabbit
Cat

>>528190769
Comatose body.

Next thing you're gonna say is you have to ask a permission to bash someone's head in with a rock instead of doing it, baka, kids these days won't ever get away with murder at this rate

>>528190769
???, obvious answer.

I was the same age as Andrew when the itch version came out. Now I am 25. Fuck...

>>528191002
Unironically yes, you need to ask permission to hug someone as much as you need to ask permission to bash someone's head in with a rock. You just have to be able to read the room.

>>528191696
>You just have to be able to read the room.
I read the room.

>>528191860
Then you have as much reading comprehension as tact

>>528192069
Congratulations on missing the joke.

>>528192219

>>528192219
That was not me! I got the joke! I got the joke!!

>>528192506

>>528192637
LOOK AT MY DAUGHTER
LOOK AT HER GO
WOOOO

>>528185989

>>528193061
/calg/'s daughterniecekittycat.

>>528192637
>>528193203
Need to draw cute Leyley...

>>528192637

>>528195553
New reaction image unlocked.

>>528196721
Yet again I jumped the gun and missed a few spots.

>>528196970
Wait are you the fartist that made this?

It’s actually a fucking miracle that Andrew’s morals were as strong as they were because if they weren’t, those two would have absolutely started experimenting sexually early with how close they were and how often they shared a bed

>>528197719
No, I'm just fairly decent at image manipulation.

>>528197729
True oomfie.

>>528197729
In real life, a sibling couple as close as them totally would from early on. People underestimate how often real siblings- especially twins, engage in those stuff

>>528197729
Ashley is so :3 it hurts.

>>528170787
im having a aneurysm trying to decipher this post

>>528198134
Does anyone know of any irl siblings that have done this though?

>>528198657
What? Incest? Yeah my nigga.

>>528170638
>>528170861
I want what they had
>>528198657
Yeah

>>528198657
>We're talking incest a lot here but is it for real?

>>528198657
what do you mean, if i personally know some? no
if it happens? i can see it, it used to be normal to learn how to kiss with your sister during boomer era
in this thread? i only believe drunkanon and he wasnt raised with his sister so it isnt even incest jk

Bit from previous threads

>>528198983
>>528198991
>>528199169

I mean know of anybody personally or have engaged in it with their sisters irl

>>528198657
Incest doesn't exists

>>528199481
Yeah bro I kiss my sister all day everyday just trust me

>>528199450
Yeah, the joke is sex, but has anyone considered that sex can, in fact, be funny?
>>528199619
Siblings do not exist.

>>528199481
Why the CIA doesn't bother with being subtle these days? AT LEAST start with some bait you lazy fucker

>>528199802
As if the CIA would care right?

Besides, I can't even make any shit up, I don't have the opportunity to be close with my sister because i dont have one so calg is the best I have

>>528200697
>He doesn't know all the sister stories told here are LARP
Anon, I...

>>528201192
what do you mean larp bro i totally have sex with my sister all the time and like pull her hair and stuff and eat her pussy shit is so cash

>>528201463
Nah bro I know I'm just sayin everyone else is LARP

>sister got into an accident and totaled the car
>while driving MY fucking car
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!! FUCK THIS SHIT!
She killed my baby! My fucking car, man! I fucking loved that car, I've driven it almost every day. Now I have to buy a new fucking car
FUCK

>>528202525
was the accident her fault?
also ive seen pornos that started with this exact premise

>>528199450
Absolute sister blowjob I think this is the hottest fanart out there
https://files.catbox.moe/1ftrhd.png

>>528202525
>t.

>>528199481
Do you really think they'd tell you even if they did?

>>528202525
There is only one way she can atone.

>>528205762
Do you really think that any account of it will pass as any other thing than a LARP? This is a Catch 22

>>528202525
According to the Car Totaling by Sister law passed in 1973, your sister is obligated to have unprotected sex with you until she conceives. It's very obscure so you probably never heard of it but yeah.

>>528205801
>>528206891
She HAS been really emotional all day and keeps telling me she's sorry (something she never does). Maybe I could make good of a bad situation...

>>528206570
I don't have sex with my sister but I know that if I did, I would never share it with this thread. Precisely because people would (justifiably) believe it's false.

>>528203190
Great butt shape.

>>528207449
Who cares if people here believe it, I would because why not, doesn't affect me if it's fake. I don't know any of you, you don't know me.

Also you should have sex with your sister

>>528202525
It sounds like she has to buy a new car tbqh. You put her down as a driver or your policy covers permissive use, so at least your insurance company should cover most of the cost. R-right?

>>528207317

>>528209728
Shut up mom this all started because you made him do her homework

>>528209728
I need her so bad

The Coffin of Andy and Leyley

the 'coffin' in the title refers to Julia's tight, welcoming pussy

>>528209728
I went and told her I wasn't actually mad about my car and she almost started crying because she was so relieved. I feel really bad now for making those posts

>>528211619
D'awwww, that actually warmed my heart. Nothing is cuter than a sister who just screwed up and is really sorry. Now fuck her.

>>528211318
The what

>>528212228
THE COFFIN OF ANDY AND LEYLEY

It would have saved Andrew a lot of trouble if he was just gay

>>528211619
Anon, have you finally come to realize that sisters are not only super cute, but also precious huggable cinnamon buns?

>>528214256
Yes. She's really cute when she gets like this. She even let me hug her, which I normally never get to do.
Is it wrong for me to hope she stays down like this for a while? She's so cute this way

>>528214497
It's wrong, but understandable. You now understand what makes sisters so cute; it doesn't matter about the shell around them, inside they're still your sister and you should love them and hug them. Also here's a transparent version for those who are into that sort of thing.

>>528214497
It's not wrong at all, enjoy it and don't worry about it

>>528211619
How in the fuck your underaged sister took your car without you knowing and totaled it?

>>528211619
Why didn't you extort her for sex?

>>528215442
Because there's a good brother buried deep, deep, so very deep down in the blackest confines of his psyche who wants to be nice to his adorable sister.

>>528215705
Gay

You guys are weird.

>>528218627
Weird game

>>528218627
This is cuck shit, isn't it?

>>528214731
Good God, I think it's time I have a sit down heart to heart with my sister. I nearly had an accident on the road a while back and it rattled me for a while. /calg/'s years long assault on my psyche bears fruit
>>528215075
I hate to inform you, but sisters grow up over time
>>528215705
Do not kill the sister you hate, kill the part of you that hates your sister

>>528219223
The possibly tranny artist who made it asked whether or not they should make a Surgeon and Ashley guro shit months back but I don't know if it was intended to be cuckshit. I would also like to know if it is, so that I can block the fuck out of them before worse comes.

>>528219223
It might be a Hannibal reference, the room looks like it. This nigga has been lusting after the Surgeon and clearly self-inserts as Ashley so who knows. Can someone confirm?

>>528219715
i think your sister is not real

>>528219715
Haha, yes! Sibling love wins again! Also, please don't mistake this for me trying to get you to engage in less wholesome sibling activities with your sister, I just want everyone in the world to be friends with their siblings at a baseline whenever feasible.

>>528219223
>>528219723
You guys are REALLY weird

>>528221026
Weird game, weird thread, weird board, weird site.

>>528221026
Wait I got it, you're them aren't you? That's why the image search didn't lead to anything. Anyway, is Ashley supposed to be his apprentice or something?

>>528221026
Sorry the Surgeon was a cuckposter's base material around these parts once, that's what we assume

>>528220681
I'll talk to her tomorrow since I'm tired as shit right now. And by then this'll have probably worn off since we are fated to do this dance forever

>>528222628
>I'll talk to her tomorrow since I'm tired as shit right now
Completely reasonable.
>And by then this'll have probably worn off since we are fated to do this dance forever
You will always remember this as a day your sister was super cute!

>>528221830
If you're thinking that im the artist, nope. Although, some fanart is hard to track down. Pic related is an example of this, the artist twitter is locked and i can't find much of it.
>>528222457
I have no idea what you're talking about

>>528222868
>I have no idea what you're talking about
Then consider yourself blessed.

>>528222868
you were lucky not to have seen that kind of thing.

So is this a tainted character now? It will trigger intense PTSD when he reappears in burial?

>>528222731
>You will always remember this as a day your sister was super cute!
What nonsense, such a day will never come

>>528223496
It's not that bad by comparison, the scenario in the art that was posted is an oddly specific setup that vaguely resembles an equally idiotic and oddly specific pairing. It doesn't even compare to nearly unbroken stream of diarrhea that went on for a year and some change involving a certain other character.
>What othe—
Not saying.

>>528223880
I thought it was a reference to some noir movie that i wasn't picking up

It's important that such things become consigned to the dustbin of history. As soon as you stop speaking of it, it fades into nothing

>>528224378
what happened in 171 and 170?

>>528224747
Please report to the Ministry of Truth for the answer

>>528224378
They are creatures not of our ken, incomprehensible in form and nature but animated by a force as malignant as it is persistent. In spite of this, their motivations are simple, almost animalistic: the disruption and dissolution of all things. The obscene machinations which gave birth to them are blessédly occluded from our eyes and minds, and just as they appear abruptly and without foreshadowing, so to do they disappear, consigned to the void of memories so easily forgotten when one closes their eyes.

>>528224974
Uh, y-yeah! Whatever that means!

>>528224974
That wasn't ready to be published, Ashley

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUfcT5OoP-8
>How can I be sure?
>When your intrusion's my illusion.
>How can I be sure?
>When all the time you changed my mind.
>I asked for more and more.
>How can I be sure?
>When you don't give me love (you give me pale shelter).
>When you don't give me love (you give me cold hands).
>And I can't operate on this failure.
>When all I want to be is completely in command.

>>528224747
don't worry about it

>>528226474
https://youtu.be/aEMtSPZNch8
>High time we made a stand
>And shook up the views of the common man
>And the love train rides from coast to coast
>DJ's the man we love the most
>Could you be, could you be squeaky clean
>And smash any hope of democracy?
>As the headline says you're free to choose
>There's egg on your face and mud on your shoes
>One of these days they're gonna call it the blues, yeah, yeah

>Sowing the seeds of love, seeds of love (Anything is possible when you're sowing the seeds of love)
>Sowing the seeds, sowing the seeds of love (Anything is possible)
>Seeds of love
>Sowing the seeds of love
>Sowing the seeds

>>528227458
Glad I'm not the only one who likes Tears for Fears outside of their most well-known songs. Fantastic group, stylistically not terribly relatable to coffin but lyrically there's a similar vibe.

>>528222868
>the artist twitter is locked
What was their username? I swear I knew it before, one of my favourites.

>>528222868
Wait, then how did (You) find this one >>528218627
Did they post and delete it sometime or something?

good(awful)moring /calg/, once again you're taking the bait, >>528222457
was in the crused theard when I posted this screenshot of my scarped surgeon comic >>528218627
>>528219723
why are you so obsessed with me? If you really want to know i'm not transsexual. Sorry to disappoint your hate-boner fantasy.
>>528219223
no.

>>528236829
>i'm not transsexual
Fucking knew it!
Is it supposed to be like a scenario where Ashley sneaks into the soda company or stuides microbiology with the Surgeon?

In the mood to read something. Any good siblings incest books?

Sleepy thread.

>>528237428
Ashley gets a job with the surgeon instead of the massage parlor in the game. She's unqualified but disposable.

>>528237749
Manga ok? Koi Kaze is so good

Andey! Let's meyke beybeys!

Would it be accurate to call Andrew the Harley Quinn of their relationship

>>528240095
No? Andrew is literally the "SOCIETY!" character of the game.

Boy do I love sister ass

>>528240342
Sistertitty is important. Arguably, it's the most important, but a brother must be able to appreciate every aspect of his sister.

>>528215705
Because there's a good brother who wants to be buried deep, deep, so very deep down in the blackest confines of his adorable sister.

>>528241165
Possibly this is well, but I'll choose to take anon at his word that he doesn't want to plow his cute little sister like virgin snow.

>>528240797
Wide sisterhips and fat sistertitties are the cradle of civilization. I think I could get aroused just by looking at the hipbones of my sister's skeleton. Absolute nephew-bearers...

Even /kalg/ is asleep while I can't sleep. Insomnia is a bitch. I am literally Andrew.

>>528243198
Sleepy day today. That's not too bad though, better than the alternative.

>>528243264
Yes indeed, I always like to see slowest of /calg/s when I'm about to sleep because that means less posts I have to check when I get up (3 hours later). But right now I look like pic related while /colgate/ sleeps like an Ashley.

>>528243264
Yes indeed, I always like to see slowest of /calg/s when I'm about to sleep because that means less posts I have to check when I get up (3 hours later). But right now I look like pic related while /colgate/ sleeps like an Ashley.

>>528243825
You don't need more than four hours of heavily interrupted sleep. Hell, you don't need sleep in general. It's an addiction.
>Oh but anon I feel so shitty when I don't sleep
That's just withdrawal. Once you get through that you're golden.

>Damn. Ashley really did grow a pair, didn't she..

>>528243941
What if I feel like sleeping, huh? A full seven hours per night? What would you say to that Anondrew?

>>528244031
Sisters get to do what they want. In fact, sleepy sisters are VERY cute.
>>528243954
It was one hell of a growth spurt.

>>528243941
I just wanna sleep as soundly and carelessly as pic related. Is that too much to ask?
>>528244031
Gimme your sleep bitch

>>528244228
>Is that too much to ask?
Yes. A man who's sleep is untroubled is a man who is chronically unreliable.

>>528244228
Just kill a child like Ashley did, you'll sleep like a rock.

>>528244104
>It was one hell of a growth spurt.
Indeed, she FILLED that shirt.
>>528244303
My dad could always sleep on a rock while his snoring resembled a tiny earthquake, and he was still the perfect wage-slave. I want that. I want hybernation-like man sleep.

>>528244485
>I want hybernation-like man sleep.
Best I can do for you is nightmares haunted by the ghosts of the past and the terror of consequences unrealized.

>>528244228
>I just wanna sleep as soundly and carelessly as pic related. Is that too much to ask?

No, sleep as much as you need. It's essential for your health. In fact, I'm telling you. Go to bed right now!

>>528244348
Thanks Leyley! Sleeping pills are a jewish plot anyway

When Andrew suddenly turns into Yule

>>528244574
I. Am. In. Bed.
>>528244561
Such is manhood. If I could sleep well I would think I have gender dysphoria or something.
>>528244676
Big Nemlei doesn't want you to know this.

>>528244763
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9deAQpcXYCE
This should help you sleep.

>>528245045
Oh my. My eyelids are getting heavier already... *Yaaaaawwwwnn* Good night, /calg/ (9 in the morning).

>almost 300 posts
>not a single one discussing the game

>>528240095
Ashley is more like Harley

>>528246558
It's time to put /calg/ down. No more devlogs or any kind of news; it's over.

>>528244676
>andrew just looks average
fantasy ruined

>>528249218
We're getting news, just not on the 1st of the month

>>528250652
>This is my last cope

Ashley (not Leyley) will love her inbred kids.

I might retire the census after this one. The turnout so far (44) doesn't justify the work I'll put into compiling the data and making the fact sheets, nor the work I already put into making pic related omit the games you haven't played. I figured turnout would be higher than last time since 3A is still recent. Oh well.

>>528254509
I think the census wasn't advertised well enough in the thread desu, it was only in one previous OP and I only saw it yesterday by chance

>>528254509
>>528255065
>Need to sign into a google account
Your census should be able to be filled out by any anon browsing the thread, and being between the last major release, a halt in the steady flow of news, and the next half of Episode 4 definitely wouldn't help the turnout. Also, remove unrelated questions to the games like the discord question since it rubs a lot of people the wrong way.

>>528255468
I don't really see an issue with the google account thing, it was in all the previous census too, I just used one of my dozen burner gmails to fill it out

>>528255468
>Need to sign into a google account
Good, because otherwise a schizo will fill out the form 20 times to make his opinion seem like the consensus

>>528255616
>I refuse to accept any criticism methods! Clearly the sample population is in the wrong for not providing me with an adequate size of data.

>>528255952
strawman + nta + logic is retarded because previous censuses had higher turnout anyway

>>528255693
>Good, because otherwise a schizo will fill out the form 20 times to make his opinion seem like the consensus
Anon, this is 4chan. If you were important enough to that schizo he would've done it already.

>>528255952
I'm not the guy who made the census, and as evident by the previous censuses having more participants while still having the google account requirement, it's not the issue here.

>>528255952
It hasn't been an issue before. The last censuses have been run exactly the same way and had 2-3x the number of respondents.

>>528255468
>remove unrelated questions to the games like the discord question since it rubs a lot of people the wrong way
Also, stuff like pic related helps prove certain things.

Andrew is too hot

How did Nemlei get away with underage drinking?

>>528261927
Underage drinking? Huh? They're over 15.

>>528261927
They're in their early 20's THOUGH

>>528261927
>SHE'S ONLY 20 YOU SICK FUCK

>>528261927
The legal drinking age is only retarded in America, and coffin doesn't take place in america

How quickly would Jane catch on if Andrew decided to architect Julia?

>>528261927
Northern Euros start drinking once they're born. That's why Andrew immadiately becomes an alcoholic like he has been waiting for this day his whole life.

Damn sis, nice ass.

>>528268727
*licks julia's diabetic foot*

>>528240095
no

Random gem I found from the old threads
https://rentry.org/6yg3hu8y

I fucking LOVE organs!

>>528244676
He looks more normal with it to the side. Will probably be what he rocks when he's older... I wonder what he'd look like with slicked back hair

>>528275807
You think he ever tried to eat a person?

>>528275963
>I wonder what he'd look like with slicked back hair
Revealing his Norwood 3...

>>528275963
>Will probably be what he rocks when he's older...
Could go hard. I wish someone made a proper Dilfdrew edit already

>>528275404
Don't click it's hussy gas

>>528276093
I want to see greaserdrew now.

>>528277392
kek

>>528275963
>I wonder what he'd look like with slicked back hair

Now that the dust has settled, does Ashley have autism?

>>528278142

>>528278313

>>528254509
I appreciate all the work you did so far but it would be better to just make it more low-effort like the first one (just deals with the sister-relationship question and is IP-based from which we can see the breakdown in nationalities)

>>528276093
I hope we get a vision of Renee's parents so we can finally have a canon Norwood level for Andrew

>>528278142
>>528278313
>>528278442
Huggy sister

>>528278142
>>528278313
>>528278442
I wanna hug her so bad. Andrew's so damn lucky.

>>528276354
My favorite.
*SNIFF*

Are you ready for the incethnostate?

>>528282789
I've been waiting for it my whole life.

>>528282789
If nothing else this game has certainly united the sexes over something

>>528256091
>Anon, this is 4chan. If you were important enough to that schizo he would've done it already.
Not necessarily. It's like a chain link fence: it won't keep anyone determined to get in out, but it stops people from just casually wandering in. If it was just free reign then somebody could easily jump in there to—for example—skew the data to say that JiaC is the best and most beloved NemGame. Now, imagine if he put the idiotic tit-size question in there? That poll would be rendered worthless by the slavering waifufags botting that shit day and night. I respect people not wanting to have their information collected in any overt capacity, but on the other hand the poll would lose infinitely more in its quality than it would gain in insight from their participation.

The problem with this census is the following
>Bad filter question
Making the filter question something that is posted in the thread incessantly rather than a moment or more obscure line from the game won't do a sufficient job of filtering secondaries.
>Dull questions in general
It seemed like, for the most part it was the same questions as last time, no new meaningful insight can be gleaned.
>Poor advertisement
I'm partially at fault for this since I made this thread and didn't put the link in the OP. In my defense: I don't care that much.
>Too many newfags
As noted in the previous censuses, the real niggas stuck around while the fairweather bandwagoners drifted away during the episode 2 days. I am curious to see if Episode 3A had the opposite effect, where the sheer magnitude of poor quality of newfags drove away a sizable portion of the Episode 1 OGs.

>>528245045
>"modern" warfare
>no constant drone whining

>>528283609
>I respect people not wanting to have their information collected in any overt capacity
Google is the only one who knows your gmail

>>528283914
I understand that, but there's also plenty of paranoids who rightfully do not trust companies like Google. I participated, I personally don't care because I know that feds and several domestic and foreign intelligence agencies can freely access any and all data they desire with no questions asked and taking an internet poll in regards to a game about learning to cope with your cute sister's kissable lips and pert little butt.

>>528284295
*won't influence that. I forgot to add that at the end.

>>528284295
I like pert little sisterbutts! More tax money should be invested into sister research for the betterment of siblingkind.

Please rest assured, the Sister Intelligence Service (SIS) operates under lawful authority and plays a vital role in the security of the Delphic State!

>>528284439
>More tax money should be invested into sister research for the betterment of siblingkind.
"Jenkins? Yeah it's Bill Fellows, from accounting. Hey, yeah, just got a question for you. So, I'm looking at your itemized expenses and... you've spent 11 million dollars on... cats? Sorry, kittens. Uh-huh. Okay, sure, I get that, but what does that have to do with sisters? No, I'm pretty sure DNA doesn't work that w—no, I don't have a degree in biology and two decades of experience in the field of gene—no, no I understand that this is importan—but if they're already cats then why do you need to give them cat ears and a tail? What do you mean, 'I wouldn't get it?'" Of course I don't 'get it,' that's why I'm—what was that sound? What the fuck is a '2kat?' Jenkins? Hello?"

>>528284894

>>528284894
Glad to know my taxes are spent in the right fields.

is this AI slop? the clothes aren't very /fa/

>>528285989
Is Andrew taking a peek?

>>528286153
yes

>>528238728

>>528286153
>Is Andrew taking a peek?
Not at all. That's like asking, "is Andrew stealing a bite" when Ashley puts the plate down in front of him.

>>528285989
Not slop
But the artist IS a talentless hack

>>528286701
Actually aliasing is based

>>528287057
no it's not shut the fuck up no one thinks this is good in a vidya let alone art

>>528287174
>no one thinks this is good in a vidya let alone art
There is literally an entire art style dedicated to this. Minecraft also happens to be the best-selling game of all time

What's a Minecraft?

>>528287753
Flint and steel

There's a reason Andrew always drives instead of Ashley. You never let your sister drive your car

>>528288059
But you don't have a sister.

>>528287174
Aliasing in vidya was fine up until fairly recently. Back in the day all it was was some minor stair-stepping on object edges, now that GRAFIX have exceeded the "limitations" presented by the more traditionally utilized 3D rendering techniques you now have to choose between fake resolution, slathering your screen in vaseline, or deal with your game looking like you suffered a severe concussion.
>Old game
"My performance is kind of mediocre, I'll turn down anti-aliasing since that's the most expensive option and a complete luxury so I can maintain my frame cap."
>New game
"I don't know what settings to turn on or off because their performance impact makes no fucking sense and the visual changes they make are borderline unnoticeable. I can't maintain 60fps on my high-end graphics card without using AI upscaling to hallucinate my frames, and even then I still get massive performance dips on top of the ghosting and artifacts."
And this is why AAA gaming can be completely discarded and why Coffin is based.

>>528288153
My car, anon. She totaled my fucking car and I can't get over it.

>>528289059
Okay, but a car is replaceable. The amount of GBP (Good Brother Points) you earn by forgiving her will pay dividends over the course of your life. Just imagine all of the free cute sister hugs and sister smoochies!

>>528288160
Deferred rendering was a mistake. You can't even do MSAA anymore because of it, hence modern dogshit post-processed AA.

>>528289059
Look on the bright side....... I don't know what the bright side is but you should find it and look at it.

>>528288160
(G)rape

>>528288160
I don't know anything about this stuff, Coffin is simply an interesting game

>>528288160
Yeah, this.
>Oh, but how are we going to render far-away, geometrically complex or thin objects without AA? It would cause shimmer!
Level of detail, fuckass. You don't *need* to have far-away geometrically complex or thin objects.

>>528289183
She owes me sex!

>>528291497
Oh how the turn has tabled! It turns out the overwhelming cuteness of the sisterly one has eroded anon's grip on reason. Many such cases.
>>528290084
Downsley, the precious.

>>528290165
>Level of detail, fuckass. You don't *need* to have far-away geometrically complex or thin objects.
Modern devs don't know about LODs. Modern games heavily rely on outsourcing to India and these so-called programmers are too retarded to optimise LODs. Conventional wisdom would tell you that you can get away with rendering low-resolution shadows at distance, because they're so far away that you couldn't tell the difference anyway; modern devs are literally too stupid to understand this. Thus, instead of setting up any LODs whatsoever, they just render the full-resolution shadow...but skip drawing half the pixels. Oh sure, it has the same performance impact as LODs, only now it looks like shit even AT a distance.

>>528292640
>Modern
Isn't that game from over a decade ago? It's not modern.

>>528293423
>tfw the PS4 is considered retro now

>>528293423
Today's games still use that same dithering technique

>>528293702
Video games hit a plateau 15+ years ago and are done getting 'better'. Same gameplay loops, same crafting nonsense, same busywork, same open world maps full of the same shit to do. Stuff like Coffin is a breath of fresh air, if only for the subject matter being actually interesting and well written.
I think I'd rather listen to a podcast and play Superflight than spend 50+ hours incrementally upgrading a digital bag to hold more digital shit.

>>528292640
Also, something as that really fucks me is overlapping shadows. At a distance, you don't need complicated transparency effects. You will not notice if, at a distance, the region where two shadows overlap does not darken. Darkening that region would require shadows on multiple layers, blending against each other; this is wasteful. Shadows at a distance should be drawn to the same shadow buffer pass and given a uniform opacity so that you only perform one alpha operation; blending them against the scenery. Unfortunately, modern devs don't understand this either, so when you have a level with thousands of blades of grass, modern devs just render a fuckton of dynamic shadows, fully calculating the overlaps, even at a distance, despite the fact most of these shadows are not even visible because there's fucking grass in the way.

>>528294161
>50+ hours
This reminds me how the thing that most effects whether the average gamer will buy a game is run time. Because of this, game devs are incentivized to add as much busywork as possible into their games. It's why so many games may have 15 hours of proper story interspersed between 40 hours of collecting materials or other shit. They have to pad out the run time because the average gamer can't distinguish 10 quality hours from 60 banal ones.
I have over 4000 hours in EU4 and 33 in Coffin. Coffin is a MUCH better game. Even if you only start counting after the Steam release of Coffin, I probably have 10x the amount of EU4 hours. But that's because EU4 is a game I play when on autopilot to kill time. Coffin is a game I actually invest myself in. Runtime padding has been a disaster

>>528289059
Post pic off totaled car

>>528294161
>>528295579
Some honestly don't really care about videogames as such, and are invested in Coffin because of the story and experience, like longtime Graphic Adventure players: Ace Attorney, Hotel Dusk, Ghost Trick, The Silver Case trilogy, etc. Good stories and tales are really seducing and compelling, and thinking about those worlds even enrich one's personal life, and at some point, frying some dopamine without anything else in some shooter or rpg doesn't cut it anymore besides the occasional enjoyment of playing stuff with other people.

>>528295579
If a short game is fun then it's not actually a short game at all, because you'll love replaying it. That adds up to more playtime in the long-run than the latest Ubislop, which you'll never feel compelled to revisit.

>>528296412
I get it. I tend to play the same games over and over. I might play one new game every year. Finding Coffin has genuinely been a massive change in my life

I know this is the vidya gaem generals place but I never really played any other game than Coffin. These are all confusing to me.

>>528297567
/vg/ isn't really a board like how /a/ or /v/ are. IIRC most people here only ever post in one or two generals. I might pop into a general for another game I just played if I liked it, but I never hang around for long.
As for other games, the only new games I've played in the past few years that I really liked were Omori and Into the Breach. I've been meaning to get into romance visual novels/eroge, but I'm too lazy to know where to start

>>528297567
>I never really played any other game than Coffin
wtf

>>528297229
In a way, we are playing Coffin over and over by discussing the game here. Reading and posting on /calg/ is a greater reminder of why games are awesome than any recent AAA release.

>>528297567
I also don't play any other stuff beyond Coffin, mainly because i vastly prefer novels. I can't say for sure how i ended up here, sometimes i'm just lured to things that are fated to reach to me, and their point of origin is nothing but a faded memory that i can no longer recall.

>>528297996
>mainly because i vastly prefer novels
Novels physical, or novels visual?

>>528297965
Is that really weird? I'm just not a gaming guy, I don't even like sports. Why do you think the only game I ever liked was this totally-not-VN?
>>528297968
>we are playing Coffin over and over by discussing the game here
AND I'LL BE HERE FOREVER
ME + /KALJ/ = 4EVER

>>528298257
Books. I love stories and tales a lot with a passion. My favorites are mainly hardboiled detective and spies stuff.

>>528298451
>Is that really weird?
NTA, but a little. How did you come across this game?

>>528298451
>Is that really weird?
It is for me since these threads started in the video game board, although /v/ doesnt play games

>>528298451
>Why do you think the only game I ever liked was this totally-not-VN?
No that's weird, VN's are one of the nichest genres there is, typically people who don't really play games only play the most mainstream stuff like CoD, Fifa, Battlefield etc. It's odd but it doesn't make you any more or less of a Nemlei enjoyer.

>there exist people in this world who don't watch anime or play vidya several hours a day every day

>>528298831
This but unironically, what do you even do
I can't imagine someone not being a 60yo boomer that doesnt play games

>>528298451
>Is that really weird?
Not really. I remember that my grandma only exclusively played card games and Zuma in our old PC, and my cousins played those point and click game of finding hidden objects on the screen along with some flash games here and there in their spare time.

what if ashley was emotionally intelligent

>>528298831
I used to but I've fallen out of love with vidya, it's all so samey and boring now. Maybe when winter hits I'll dive back into KSP or try Rome2 or something.
Couch multiplayer is still a good time though, I've never stopped liking Mario Party 2 with three other players shit talking in a living room together.

>>528298451
>Is that really weird?
Yes, if you're not into games how did you even found out about coffin

>>528299117
I think Andrew would be overwhelmed by something like this

>>528299117
Ashley is emotionally intelligent, but she has a massive glaring blind spot when it concerns her because of her crippled self-esteem. Ashley is incredibly perceptive and wields that perception like a blunt instrument, and in all other regards she knows Andrew better than he knows himself, and the only (and most important) facet she can't grasp about him is his feelings for her.

>>528298664
>He doesn't browse /v/ to find memes and shitposts
/v/ is just blueboard version of /b/

This is really wonderful, you guys. Coffin is the future of gaming harmony we were promised. For decades we've been fed platitudes about expanding gaming to a "broader audience", but this just amounted to dumbing down and ruining the games we liked. But Coffin is not here to sell the illusion of being some high-octane action game. Coffin is honest about what it is, and it's so fucking good that platformer masochists have joined together with people who've never played video games before. Nemlei achieved in one month-long game jam something that corporate faggots have been trying and failing at for decades.

>>528298720
>VN's are one of the nichest genres there is
NTA but I kinda want to get into VNs more. I'm thinking of starting with Steins Gate, Amagami, and Oreimo, but what are some other good (ideally romance) ones?

>>528298551
>>528298664
>>528299274
My partner has been a lurker around 4chuds and some other platforms since like 2016 and brings culturally relevant internet things to me every once in a while, she also likes VNs and anime. She found Coffin a couple months after the initial itch release I think and we played it. Then like half a year later I officially became obsessed with it because it clicked on so many buttons for me (also because we both love it unlike all her other VNs and Japanese cartoons which I find boring).

>>528298451
When i was young, I did play games avidly, but as years went by, my enthusiasm for games has dwindled largely because there's nothing interesting to me conceptually.
One of my all time favorites was Psi Ops, and I oh so longed for its successor, thinking things will only improve with new hardware, but it never came.
Control looked like it, I tried it out and was massively dissapointed by its gameplay sucking. But what dissapointed me even more was utter absence of discourse around the gameplay, it's like people stopped actually talking about what actually matters, and it's the gameplay, so I just realized this landscape changed far too much for me to enjoy it.
I guess industry kinda crashed in 2006-2013 and never really recovered since.
in 10s and especially 20s, I mostly just played indies, like hotline miami, undertale, project nexus, my friend pedro, and now coffin.
I can't blame younger people for not really playing games because what is even worth playing nowadays? most of it is simplistic slop with graphics, and character design which leans on overdesigned and busy.

>>528299117

>>528299978
>what is even worth playing nowadays?
Shadow Generations was good

>>528300613
Maybe, but Sonic was just never really a franchise I was into.
i don't deny there are good games coming out nowadays sometimes, but something I may be interested in myself is a whole other thing.
Maybe Bond game or Max Payne 1-2 remakes.

>>528300726
>Max Payne 1-2 remakes.
I have no hope for those after how Alan Wake 2 ended up being compared to what Remedy planned to do with it back in the day. Remakes are just worse versions of the idea nowadays, the Dead Rising remake is a good example of it.

>>528299951
>My partner has been a lurker around 4chuds
>She
>implying

>>528300501
What would Julia do if Andrew told her everything while inconsolable after reading this? Would he even carry on for her and their kids or just kill himself?

>>528301115
Dead Rising was more of a remaster, but I agree, I'm wary of MP1-2 R.

>>528301420
Oh yeah my bad, sorry. My SISTER has been lurking. My SISTERWIFE, which is totally my SISTER, as the Delphic order commands.

>>528302236
Don't worry Anon, if you're married she's your sister now even if she wasn't before.

>>528302736
This is the right place of mind. Good post

I want to make andrew boypreggers

>>528299951
>partner
>''she''
>since 2016
theres so much wrong in this post

>>528289059
Yup. You learn real fast not to let women drive your car. Fortunately for me it was just something that I could get buffed out

dead thread. sister fuckers got arrested it seems

>>528306907
Now it's brotherfuckers (homosexual) time to rise

>>528303668
Why am I getting shit for this? I said "partner" to avoid giving out unnecessary personal information. She's my girlfriend. Is it because we're all supposed to be virgins? I'm too old for this...

>>528308035
I've increasingly seen the term "partner" thrown around to describe couples in non-traditional configurations, i.e. homos.

>>528308340
Fuck shit crap no okay, I'm not a homo. I have a beautiful biological female girlfriend. Sisterfriend! Sister girlfriend, I mean. Sisterwife. Yeah. Uh-huh.

>>528308340
is "partner" an actual trigger word for /pol/ anons?

>>528308893
You may wish to consider charging rent if you felt the need to bring that up.

>>528308893
Not him but I think it's soulless nuspeak. Why wouldn't you just say husband or wife, or boyfriend/girlfriend? It makes it sound like a business arrangement, and like the other guy said it lets degenerate weirdos equate whatever degenerate weirdo shit they're doing with normal people relationships.

>>528308035
Being a virgin is out of fashion honestly

Howdy partner

>>528159715 (OP)
Ashley has awesome tits

>>528308035
>Why am I getting shit for this?
I just wanted to be mean to you

>>528310562
I love sister ass so much it's unreal.
I wish the artist wasn't a cucktard.

>>528312067
Is he?

>>528299648
Katawa Shoujo is one of the classics, highly recommend. Tsujidou-san's Junai Road, comitted to the bit, romance and fluff takes a while to kick in. Seven Days with You is a reasonably short, sweet and touching VN that I also highly recommend.

How much different do you guys think the other routes will be? Given that not much changes during the different routes in the first chapter?

>>528308035

>>528309263
>Why wouldn't you just say husband or wife, or boyfriend/girlfriend?
NTA but boyfriend/girlfriend sounds kinda juvenile.

>>528308035

Can someone link me the folder for all the character busts?

>you're like a brother
has officially gone from
>you have no chance
to
>i want you to fuck me silly

TCOAAL is The Incest Game, anyone who disagrees is in denial.

>>528312439
4A's happy ending will probably consciously "rhyme with" SnS in terms of what actually happens, but the tone will be the exact opposite. Anyone's guess as to what'll happen in other endings or fail states though. And Burial will be completely different, their problem is the same but their mindsets and the solution they decide on are totally different.

>>528313249
Yeah, I could

>>528312230
He wrote "listened to Andrew and Julia fuck all night" over a miserable Ashley drawing once.
Not to mention the yurislop and genuine Andrew and Julia shipping, even after Episode 3.

>>528313632
>yurislop and genuine Andrew and Julia shipping
Crackshippers are based

Andrew will come out as a homosexual to Ashley and admit he loved Douchebag all this time.
Ashley will accept who Andrew is, and then kill herself with he warden's gun.

>>528313632
now I want to see that drawing

>>528314240
I tried looking for it on shitter but I think I saw it on tumblr. Either way, better not bring it here.
>>528314059
Nah, for me a crackship is like pic related, where it's so dubious it's funny and you can look over the artist bastardizing the characters for their fantasy (plus them not being OUR HEROES™ is a factor too). But when it's sexual deviants defiling the game just for their fetish like how gays want to make everything gay as usual; or in case of AndrewxJulia shite which is also OOC because the original couple is "problematic", it's cringy. Not to mention Delphin't.

Who invited the bitch battalion?

Dysfunctional, hateful, agonising, and yet undeniable true love.
https://youtu.be/wOEld9xzphY

>>528314891
>better not bring it here.
too bad

>>528315732
Me. Get out of my store

>>528315790
Ah, yes. Fucking spic. Or gook, I don't remember.

>>528316061
Claire Shopkeepersberg x SixEyes Leaderson
Now that's a crackship

>>528316113
She has your eyes, Anders..

>>528313275
>HE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FUCK

I want to unload my backed up balls into Andrew's bussy

unload this bussy

>>528316982
buh buh buh buh based

>>528316982
fuh fuh fuh fuh faggot

>>528317141
Andrew is also a faggot but a submissive one

>>528317059
Isn't that just shitting?

>>528317327
All I can imagine is that funny squeaky growl noise that comes from kittens and the thumpy hind legs. Daughtercatniece is so cute.

>>528317603
We have GOT to come up with a better term than daughterniece. It sounds stupid. And no, we cannot combine them into "denise" because that's my mom's name

Every time I see this picture, I can't help but smile. Shota Andy is so fucking precious.

>>528317092
>>528317141
B-b-b-based! F-f-f-faggot! Anon's based faggot posts!

>>528316652
They don't look related though.

>>528318739
Yeah? Obviously. Most married couples aren't related

>>528317885
Maybe the reverse of Niecedaughter? Or Necedohter if you wanted to go ye olde route.

>>528317885
Sisterwife and brotherhusband are actual terms used by historians so daughterniece and sonnephew it must remain.
>>528318739
Renee and Douglas look suspiciously alike...
>>528318851
That's because the revolution™ hasn't happened yet.

>>528319398
There will be no "revolution", anon. You cannot marry your sister!
Get a job!

>>528320923
>You cannot marry your sister!
Correct. You are married to your sister at birth, a formal ceremony is redundant.

>>528320923
>Get a job!
I don't think i will

>>528321110
>You are married to your sister at birth
which sister though

>>528321110
>>528321113
Let me be very clear. You will not marry your sister. You will not date your sister. You will not enact a revolution.
You are going to meet a nice NBR girl, fall in love, get a job, and MOVE OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!

>>528320923
Too late Momanon, we already made you 4 little grandchildren! All from your genes only.

>>528321434
Audrey my beloved

>>528321317
This is why (You)'re soup and (I)'m pregnant.

>>528321434
>middle school uniforms
Japan is so fucking right to make students wear uniforms. It's one of those things that I wish we'd do in America

>>528321862
Way too expensive

>>528321940
You say that like America struggles for money

>>528321862
That's because you're a stupid AmeriKKKan. Everyone who's gone to a school where there are mandatory uniforms like you're in the military hates it. I would always see foreign schools in movies and stuff and would wish we could wear what we want in school too.

>>528322237
It does, "we" just keep kicking the can down the road hoping "we" will be dead when it's time to pay the piper.

>>528322258
not him and not american but japanese school uniforms make my dick hard

>>528322563
Unfortunately they won't give you that if you have a regulation like that. They will tell you to wear the most bland, un-beautifiable, unrockable uniform ever and you WILL wear it everyday. If you're lucky your school's regulations are not too strict and you can add something on them without getting ass raped by the principal.

>>528322258
>Everyone who's gone to a school where there are mandatory uniforms like you're in the military hates it.
I went to a private school with uniforms. I hated it. However, I was also 10 years old so who gives a shit what I think? It was cute and it also helped a sense of school identity AND it made it so you couldn't dress like a faggot.

>>528323217
>dress like a faggot
True but I never liked how the school is trying to create perfect wagecucks or soldiers with uniforms and bells ringing like a fucking factory. Plus kids are going to dress like faggots no matter what and they will grow out of it if they will. Confining it doesn't really help.
>school identity
What am I gonna shove that up my ass? Literally who cares

>>528323128
>They will tell you to wear the most bland, un-beautifiable, unrockable uniform ever
Bro?

I heard from my aunt that there are boys wanting to dress skirts in school now.

>>528323731
>True but I never liked how the school is trying to create perfect wagecucks or soldiers
Schools should 100% do this. They should prepare people for getting fucking jobs. Educated workers are more productive workers. If you want to dress like a special fairy, go to art school.
And I reiterate, school uniforms are cuter than letting people dress like slobs or whores

>>528323780
Maybe he's latin american. Their uniforms are awful

>>528323780
Yeah I said they won't tell you to wear this anon, Japan's school uniforms (at least female ones) are nice.

>>528324084
>They should prepare people for getting fucking jobs.
Schools prepare kids to enroll into college and get in debt hell instead of preparing them for the real world and make them employable. Even beyond america this is the case. SCHOOL IS FOR KEKS!

>>528324103
English too good, can't be.

>>528323731
>school is trying to create perfect soldiers
Only in the based timeline... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGa6BPj3Mcw

>>528324152
The male ones are cool too, I would totally rock it like a yankee with the open buttons.

>>528324152
I went to an American school that was semi-public and had uniforms. I can't tell you the name, but this is what we were approved to wear.
And I think it's cute

>>528323731
It's always interesting reading people's opinions on things which are considered acceptable, even standard to civilization-builders. Wearing a uniform is to establish a sense of identity, and therefore accountability to the group as you are now a direct representative of them. Of course, this isn't quite as practical nowadays as it's impossible to instill a sense of accountability to... certain groups of people, and a sense of identity goes out the window when you have an organization of several cabals formed of individuals of similar traits. All other things considered, in a civilized country school uniforms serve a good purpose.

>>528324084
Schools should prepare you for an actual profession like farming or shoemaking or whatever tf you're inclined to during high school instead of spending your life waging for a giant international star of David corporation; unless you're an elite high-minded genius, in which case you go to koleg. A lot of people go to school- especially uni, for nothing.

>>528318112
Trve

>>528324364
>>528324906
Schools DO prepare you for the real world IF you actually pay attention! Maybe if you had put effort into your classes, you would have a job!

Off topic bullshit

>>528325387
It's called a tangent. It happens.

>>528325387
GET
A
JOB

>>528325132
Oh no, don't give me that shit. I was an "A" student and that didn't give me jack shit. All of my acquaintances, that had barely passable grades, got good jobs eventually without a degree, while the people who got into the grades and uni meme are now virtually unemployable because they didn't caught on the fraud in time. If you are a good parent, you push for your kids to be street smarts instead of a institutionalized drone. I don't know where you're getting all this from, but the world you knew is gone.

>>528325680
get a life

Made an Ace Attorney general for anyone interested
>>528320520

I'm fawking confused! Did I miss the actual The Coffin of Andy and Leyley general!!

>>528325797
I was a good noodle in school now I'm going to law school. Just like Grandpa Graves said

>>528325387
>>528325984
Ashley is a high school dropout. Grandpa kept telling Doug to be a lawyer. Are you really surprised that the conversation is one about high school and college?

>>528326220
I'm just breaking ballz, I'm one of the anons who started the convo

>>528326382
Oh yeah?! Well, I'm the other one

Hey /calg/
My name is Andrew, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the gay poetry team, and starter on my sisterfucking team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Finnish people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot sister (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch (sister)"

>>528325387
Fuck your sister dude! (Or something, i don't know)
>>528326046
I agree that i should have been a lawyer. Maybe next time.

>>528326513
/calg/ is just sequences of b8s, one after another. Wow...
>>528326046
Bullshit, what the fuck are you doing here?

Thinking about Ashley until she becomes real

>>528327269
>Bullshit, what the fuck are you doing here?
Wishing I could meet my Renny and live forever as a NEET on my inheritance instead of having to prepare to wageslave my whole life

>>528327313
Based chaos magician

Imagine the two of them laying down together listening to Coldplay while watching some banal program on TV and just doing nothing together

>>528329509
Ashley's sleeping face is so fucking cute.

>>528329509
Can't help but think how much Andrew looks like a goblin on this one

>>528329509
Imagining things like that makes me want to kill myself so I tend not to do it.

>>528330624
Once it was pointed out to me I can't stop thinking about how she sleeps so deeply that she drools whenever she sleeps on him, and in this specific instance she falls asleep almost immediately. It's probably where she feels the most comfortable and safe which breaks my heart.

>>528329509
>Coldplay
Jump off a cliff faggot

>>528326734
>What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Finnish people"?
Kek, good job anon.

Coldplay is for faggots

>>528331801
this but because andrew is a faggot and doesnt deserve ashley

>>528332383
>>528332646
Andrew would like Coldplay and you know I'm right

The sister deserves her brother, and the brother deserves his sister. Nothing more, nothing less. Simple.

>>528332217
It must be nice to be a girl because you can lay on top of your love like that without crushing them

>>528333328
>deserve
Such a pointless word. Ashley is for Andrew and Andrew is for Ashley, deserved or not they're inseparable.

>>528333478
True. Shouldn't have used the terminology of the o*tbreds.

>tfw household too healthy and parents too loving to trigger incest happening

>>528332890
take your medications

>>528334225

>>528334225
>>528334475
This is kinda gay

>>528334757
SnSdrew commissioned it, pls understand

>>528334757
Oh yeah? Well how about this!

>>528335039
less gay

>>528334225
>>528334475
Way too gay man

>>528335796
>>528334757
Yeah, when Ashley wakes up sober next morning she'll have to kill Andrew for this.

Ashley tulpa

Ashley fupa

>>528336867
That's one flimsy t-shirt

>>528336951
And two deformed tits

Ashley futa

>>528338447
https://files.catbox.moe/bjwnne.jpg

Julia?

>>528338928
Andy and Leyley. Go start your own general!

>>528338928
Wife

>>528338447
Which nemlei female has the biggest gock?

>>528339579
Andrew

Sit on your brother's cock
Unironically girls should do this much more often

Nemlei?

>>528332476
ty anon

>>528312636
Then marry your girlfriend

Ashley's cock = 9 inches, 1.5 inch thick, apple sized balls, bushy long pubes
Julia's cock = 12 inches long, 2.23 inches thick, grapefruit sized balls, small amount of pubes
Noelle's cock = 5 inches long, 2.5 inches thick, orange sized balls, medium amount of pubes
Ivy's cock = 6.7 inches long, 1 inch thick, ping pong sized balls, trimmed pubes
Renee's cock = 10 inches long, 2 inches thick, tennis ball sized balls, rainforest pubes
Nina's cock = 4 inches long, 1.3 inches thick, golf ball sized balls, clean shaven
Lady 302's cock = 11 inches long, 1.7 inches thick, grapefruit sized balls, jungle pubes, smegma covered head
All have foreskin

>>528342438
Douglasbros, we've been forgotten

>>528342543
Douglas isn't a futa

>>528342654
Yeah, I realized that after posting but I wasn't able to delete my post in time
Either way, your post made me hard. So thanks

>>528342709
Thanks, hope this inspires someone else to make a visual cock chart

Guys, post something. I'm bored and if you guys don't come up with something, I'll start hornyposting

>>528343290
Better than whatever the fuck this is >>528342438

I hate hyperfags so much it's unreal. Isn't futa bad enough to begin with?

>>528343465
I'll start hornyposting ABOUT that guy's post
Chop chop

>>528343541
Not to be pendantic, but futa inherently has a partially hyper element to it. Futanari cocks and breasts are always huge

>>528342438
Why does nearly everyone in the Nemleiverse have a pencil dick (proportionally speaking)?

>>528343787
NTA but when people talk about thickness, do they measure diameter or circumference?

>>528343541
Boo https://files.catbox.moe/83erxi.jpg

https://youtu.be/UdNiO3MY0wE
>I've walked the distance, I paid my dues and I tried to have a go at what I thought I knew was real, held no appeal
>I've been to places, I've seen the tidings, I bought a book of rules for every coin that I could steal, and so I came to gaze upon the stars, when they were yet unborn
>And consequently, tear at my old scars, and the mask I had outworn
>So when I'm crying alone
>Yeah, when I'm cold as a dying stone
>Grow me a garden of roses
>Paint me the colors of sky and rain
>Teach me to speak with their voices
>Show me the way and I'll try again

>>528344129
Majority of people (and all studies) measure circumference, though it can't be converted directly to diameter since most dicks aren't perfect circles (typically wider than tall).
~2 inches thick is quite big, but it's a somewhat realistic diameter for a large cock (akin to ~6 inches in circumference). Which means when you pair it up with more unrealistic, double digit lengths (as anon did) you end up with dicks that appear to be unusually skinny.

Girlcock heaven
Sucking ashley's gock
Swirling my tongue underneath her foreskin
Feeling her wet pubes stick to my lips

.........

Nemlei destroyed what's was left of our sanity when the monthly updates ceased. It has to be this way.

Girls don't have penises...you should really stop this!

>>528344684
Naruhodo. I kinda assumed everyone was using diameter
And yeah, those are pencil dicks by futa standards. That guy doesn't know cock

>>528345086
True. 6+ inches thick is the usual size of a futa's cock. Julia's gock would be the fattest, reaching as thick as a large soda bottle

>>528345023
I would love to suck Julia's cock. Resting it on my face. Planting kisses on it and teasing it with my mouth to make her moan. Taking it in my mouth and trying to deepthroat her. Staring up at her cute bright red face as my throat squeezes down on her shaft. Putting her balls on my eyes as I stroke her cock. Asking her to cum in my face. Feeling her cum directly down my throat as her little hands hold my head down and she moans my name while I start to black out from lack of oxygen

>>528345023
Tell em Julia. God gonna cut them down

>>528345371
thats gay as fuck man

>>528345508
It's a girl's penis. That makes it straight

>>528345692
True and based

>>528237749
Outer Dark, by Cormac McCarthy

>>528345692
girls dont have penises you godless degenerate

>>528345815
I know, reality sucks

>>508254056

>>528345768
Meh, I wasn't a huge fan. It needed more sibling content and also quotation marks.

Every time Andrew hits Ashley it turns me on more than anything. I didn't used to be like this. I hate this stupid fucking game. Dark bruises on a womans body from the only man (her brother) shes ever loved just look so beautiful

Bring back bait, what the fuck is this

>>528346479
>the game with zero romanticization of the beating gave me a beating fetish
No. You were always scum

What the fuck is this gay shit

I understand that there is nothing to talk about but this is getting out of hand.

>>528346660
>zero romanticization of the beating
Then why was it so hot?

>the state of /Pol/

>>528346496
>>528346672
>>528346734
I'm bored and horny. Talk about something

>>528346896
Lady 302's sweaty balls, I would snort - by anon

I have many specialties. Decent cook, acceptable poet, and I can hold my breath for two minutes underwater. An artist, I am not. I try all the same.

>>528346896
Let's talk about titties instead.

What is the final verdict on Andrew's past and present feelings for Julia?

>>528346890
I don't get why the other boards are so obsessed with hags

>>528346896
Stop shitting up the thread with various different fetishes and maybe we can

>>528346660
I wasn't I swear. I was normal

>>528346660
>zero romanticization of the beating
Ashley becomes really submissive and breedable everytime Andrew beats or slaps her

>>528346890
How much time do we have left to fuck our sisters?

>>528347076
Sure, what about them?

Bad thread this

>>528347059
>I forgot the fuck nose.
I AM going to succeed in killing myself.

>>528347161
Then it wasn't because of my perfectly good and holy cannibal incest demon summoning game.

>>528347182
It's probably the hottest part of the game.

>>528347059
Pic related? That looks pretty good
I need to learn how to draw in Nemlei's style
>>528347093
He was a awful boyfriend and never cared about her. The furthest he is from Julia the better

>>528347148
I'll talk about whatever fetishes I want

>>528347218
I like em